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Brain Dead RadioBrain Dead Radio Episode 141: The Legend of the Pocket Watch NinjaCeej and Rob are back with tales of pop punk, sweet ninja moves, and deep sea organisms.
The duo kicks off the episode with an in-depth look at the seminal pop-punk band Sum 41 (not really), Ceej and Rob are Late to the Party with The Goldbergs, and Rob comes to a deep realization that he is not sure how to cope with.
Ceej tries to get Rob into the new season of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Organism 46-B comes to light in this week's "Ceej's Conspiracy Corner" and Rob really enjoyed Split (SPOILERS 51:21-58:00) and is looking forward to the sequel.2017-04-281h 02Brain Dead RadioBrain Dead Radio Episode 138: #NotAllScarvesCeej and Rob are back and Rob still wants what he can't have. Rob brings a robot into his house and he's one step closer to his gold watch and fuckbot but will need to settle for no watch and madlibs instead. Christopher Lloyd was a gross hobo, Ceej had a sweet treehouse, and Rob enjoys stalking people from his past. Ceej loves steam, gears, and boobs while Rob always knew wrestling was fake as hell.
They take a moment of silence for Coconut Pete, Ceej wants to re-create "the sexy scene" from True Lies, and Rob has some ideas...2017-03-101h 11Brain Dead RadioBrain Dead Radio Episode 136: The Salad PartyCeej and Rob are back and they can't believe what they are hearing.
They kick off the episode in the only way they can....drunk discussion about what the shit is going on in America and the only hope we have for our country. Rob and Ceej lace up their movie boots with the new segment "Late to the Party". Rob falls in love with The Nice Guys while Ceej joins John Wick in some quick discussions in movies that most people don't care about anymore. During this, it comes to light that Ceej's lady friend has beef with Keanu...2017-02-172h 00Brain Dead RadioBrain Dead Radio Episode 135: Our Chunky Future is in TroubleRob and Ceej are back with tales of magic, old man dong, and positive intent.
In the last episode, Rob told Ceej he would dabble in the dark arts to make Ceej respect magic and Rob ends up Dan Cortese'ing it. NOICE. Ceej refuses to hold up his end of the deal (that he never actually agreed to), Logan would be amazing if it was rated R due to nothing but Professor X dong, and Ceej infuriates Rob with his take on the new Power Rangers trailer. Shampoo threatens to break up the dynamic duo, the chunky future from Bill...2017-01-271h 22Brain Dead RadioBrain Dead Radio Episode 133: The Ballad of Bobby G.After 17 years a huge change has happened in the annals of BDR history and the duo spends some time coming to grips with it. Bob Gruse takes over for a bit while Ceej and Rob make a suicide pact. A baby in a suit and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich cinch the deal before Rob helps Ceej become the next Master Chef. #GassyLesley needs to trend, Ceej saddens Rob with his take on one of Rob's favorite movies, Dean Cain starred in a movie that predicted the future but got it wrong, and Ceej takes Rob down the rabbit...2017-01-061h 54Brain Dead RadioBrain Dead Radio Episode 132: That Beard Is My Comfort FoodCeej and Rob are back and they can't believe just how crappy 2016 continues to be. Princess Leia becomes one with the force and it sort of destroys Rob but thankfully Ceej is able to bring him back from the edge. They discuss the moral implications of using someone's likeness after they die and Ceej has some ideas on what he would do with Rob's face. Rob really enjoys the new show People of Earth, digs The Autopsy of Jane Doe, torments his wife with the Fuller family, and then they discuss junk food for the soul. Dead Rising 4 is all...2016-12-301h 25Brain Dead RadioBrain Dead Radio Episode 104: There's No Sexy Costumes For Dudes, BroCeej and Rob are back and are ready to rock out with their cocks out. Ceej has questionable taste in cereal, Rob brings the Ponykickers out of retirement in Rock Band 4, Ceej tries to channel his inner Manson, and Rob is in love with Lego Dimensions. They discuss the ending to the first season of Fear the Walking Dead (SPOILERS: 32:ish - 42:ish) and Rob quickly vents about the Poltergeist remake (SPOILERS: 43:ish - 47:ish). They finish the episode with trying to come up with even more costume ideas for Rob.2015-10-0956 minBrain Dead RadioBrain Dead Radio Episode 100: Let Me Be Your Russell CroweCeej and Rob are back and they bring you a special vacation edition of the podcast. The duo become one with nature while hanging out at the Hughes family compound in the middle of nowhere and even Lesley joins in on the fun. Ceej drinks shitsky, Rob's family crest would be the best, and Lesley thinks they are both half-assing it.2015-08-1427 minBrain Dead RadioBrain Dead Radio Episode 89: Mama Batman ReturnsRob and Ceej are back for part 2 of the Mama Batman saga. Since she donated to keep us operational, she picked the show topics. Rob and Ceej share their thoughts and memories on the Ghostbusters franchise, Ceej blows Rob's mind in regards to something he never picked up on in the original movie, and offer up what they'd like to see for part 3. Mechs, Rascals, and James Franco all seem like great ideas to the duo. Favorite Batman villains from both the movies and comics are debated which causes Ceej to have an amazing casting idea. Rob chats about his...2014-07-021h 13Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 81: A Very Brain Dead ChristmasRob and Ceej are back to bring the ruckus in this special Christmas themed episode. Memories of their favorite sitcom holiday specials are talked about, Ceej and Rob both agree that TGIF was king in this department, and no one likes Seven. The duo then discusses the definition of the word "party" while Rob spins wonderful tales of holiday parties and how he used Lazlo's technique to win all of the things ever. Ceej thinks Rob has failed his city while Rob laughs all the way to the bank. After this they briefly chat about a few of their favorite...2013-12-201h 16Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 77: Skrillie NelsonRob and Ceej are back and are super excited about the announcement of the director for the new Star Wars flick. Rob hopes that they cast everyone from LOST in pivotal parts, that they get Willie Nelson and Skrillex to do the soundtrack, and Ceej just wants to see Hurley transform into Chewbacca repeatedly throughout the movie. After discussing their hopes and fears in regards to Star Wars, Rob chats about the new flick Mama (mild spoilers), and of course it wouldn't be a trip to the theater without seeing some ridiculous behavior. Rob and Ceej enjoy cutting off limbs...2013-01-2536 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 75: Dat Shit CrayCeej and Rob are back to grace your ears with more inane bullshit. Rob gets drunker quicker now while Ceej makes it known that they both just don't sit around and watch porn together. They both hope that some tossed salads and scrambled eggs show up in the new X-Men movie and they discuss just how cringy Kelsey Grammar can be. Rob gets sucked into the WiiU and Ceej is beginning to see the possibilities with the new system. Rob loves ZombiU and gets emotional at the end of The Walking Dead video game. Chris Hardwick is a tool, Ceej...2012-12-071h 41Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 74: BRAIN BLEEDRob and Ceej are back after quite a scare. Ceej details his struggles with finding out if he has unlocked any special powers after spending some time in the hospital, Rob thinks he can help Ceej attain his full potential, and Ceej is totallt going to be a Curling superstar. The Disney/George Lucas merger is discussed and Ceej really just wants a Bloodsport meets Star Wars movie. Rob would love to see Black Hawk Down in the SW universe, and they both agree to disagree. Thanks to Corey, from the forums, Rob is able to cross something off his...2012-11-0947 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 73: "The Million Dollar Man" Ted AdebisiRob and Ceej are back and this time Rob finally feels cool. Our duo discuss how to change yourself gradually, Rob always has an alibi, and Rob discusses his adventures at Crypticon. Tom Savini has some wise words for Ceej, Rob enjoys people watching at cons, and they discuss the best/worst new board game ever. Rob and Ceej enjoy The Last Exorcism (Spoilers 20:52 - 25:30ish), Ceej enjoys adjusting his tracking via V/H/S (Spoilers 29:30 - 49:10), and they agree to disagree on Attack the Block. Rob says nerds need to settle down in regards to the reviews of Resident...2012-10-121h 27Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 72: Bloodsportin'Rob and Ceej are back and this time it's personal. Rob finally hits puberty and tries to be a man, but Ceej begs to differ and complains about the state of the show. Rob takes a trip down memory lane and finds a treasure trove of material. Rob wrote a lot of fan fiction back in the day and shares it with the world. First up is a reading of "The Five Ghostbusters Bust the Principal - Part 1", Ceej talks about his fan fiction, "The Crystal Sword", and then he reads aloud "Terminator 3: Skynet's Last Stand" a story by 10 year...2012-09-2852 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 70: Wheels of Fate's Fortune of Fate Part 2: The Revenge of Dusty KnucklesCeej and Rob are back after a short break to bring you the goods. They discuss how sexy allergies can be if you just role play a little, Ceej runs into Beardy McNoDog and almost ended up in a slasher film, and Ceej swears there was a whole show about dogs saving people from heart attacks. The Animal Channel would be awesome, Rob explains to Ceej exactly what "Eastwooding" is, and then Ceej and Rob discuss new employment opportunities for Rob. There may or may not be a market for a Hal Sparks impersonators, Rob just wants to get to...2012-08-1743 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 69: You Have My Permission To Kiss The BrideCeej and Rob are back after the fantastic She's Right, I'm Rob wedding. Rob is enjoying the married life and they chat briefly about the awesome time that was had by all during the Purdy - Hughes nuptials. Rob enjoys the government watching him have sex, Ceej thinks Rob has been through some shit, and they discuss just how much cooler you are if you smoke cigarettes. They then jump into the Batmobile to discuss The Dark Knight Rises (Spoilers: 10:13 - 37 ish), Rob couldn't deal with Bane, Llama Man would never hang up the cowl, and Ceej just wants an...2012-08-1759 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 68: Speaking of Dick Cutting...Rob and Ceej are back to bring you one final episode before Rob has a ball and chain surgically grafted to his leg. Rob left Ceej all alone for a week to party in a wave of piss in New Orleans. While Rob was there he was professional as fuck and made sure to name drop BDR all over the place. As this was happening Ceej was strangely calm and didn't bitch about anything. Coincidence? They discuss the horrible events that took place in Colorado and just how messed up it was. Fred Willard was busted for doing what comes...2012-07-0648 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 66: This Would Be GreatRob and Ceej are back to bring you an epic 2 hour podcast filled with awesomeness. A fellow donor is now a father, Ceej wants to pass his lineage on, and then Ceej runs into his nemesis. Rob thinks Star Wars will stand the test of time, Ceej has some great ideas for the eventual re-re-re-release of A New Hope, and Rob explains why George Lucas will be the ruler of the Wasteland. They get Star Wars chocolate in the Alien peanut butter, discuss their favorite Star Wars video games, and then Rob explains how he was groomed to be the...2012-06-152h 00Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 65: Beat The HeatRob and Ceej are back to bring the pumps back to the bumps with an amazing discussion about the legacy of M.C. Hammer, how they both try to beat the heat, and they try to rate their favorite Baldwin brother. Pauly Shore needs to weasel his way back into our hearts, Rob asks Ceej for wedding advice, they chat about Cabin in the Woods (Spoilers 21:25 - 33:15), and then Rob discovers he has a baby neck. Rob hangs out with the Avengers (Spoilers 34:09 - 41:15), Ceej has some great ideas when the eventual Batman reboot happens, and they both loved Batman...2012-05-181h 20Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 64: Tell Me More, Hologram CowboyRob and Ceej are back to bring you something special, they hope. The Rocky Balboa Power Hour kicks off the episode, Ceej drops some dope freestyle rhymes, and Rob provides the phat beats. Ceej just wants to be your friend to the very end while keeping a "positude attitude" and during all of this Rob and Ceej discuss the ridiculously awesome "resurrection" of Tupac and their ideas for other artists that need to use this FUTURE TECHNOLOGY. Would Kurt jump around like David Lee Roth? If Rob and Ceej had their way, you're damn right he would. Marty McFly brings...2012-04-2030 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 63: Crazy Harold and The Flying HockManCeej and Rob are back in the studio to bring you another fine episode filled with tales of effecting masses, twisting metals, and walking around deadlike. Rob doesn't understand the outcry regarding the ending to Mass Effect 3 (no spoilers), Ceej totally relates to crazy paper sacks, Rob enjoys walking around with a dark soul and a feeling of evil, and neither of them get paid for shilling for companies. Neither Rob nor Ceej care about Michael Bay remaking TMNT and they have some ideas on how to really make it great, they moan about the the season finale of The...2012-03-2551 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 62: The Second ComingCeej takes a break this week while Rob and Ari get together for an epic episode of epicness. Ari classes up BDR in the beginning but near the end his true colors come out. Find out who Ari’s favorite director is, what his favorite movie is, and possibly what his favorite sexual position is. Ari paints an audio picture of just how geeky he is, Rob is in awe of how crazy Ari is for dolls, and then Ari gets Rob in trouble by showing him how awesome Sideshow Collectibles are and the beauty of the flex-pay system. Ari an...2012-03-251h 28Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 61: Friends ForeverAND WE’RE BAAAACCCKKKKK!!!! After a month’s hiatus (due to unforeseen technical difficulties) Ceej and Rob are back to assault your brain matter with more inane and irrelevant conversations. They take a moment of silence for both Ralph McQuarrie and Scary German Guy, Rob graces Ceej with his new favorite internet meme, and they attempt to do their best James Earl Jones impression before talking about the “good old days” of Doink the Clown and the N.W.O.. Rob threatens to boycott the newest remake of a “beloved” horror franchise unless his demands are met and then they chat about h...2012-03-181h 04Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 60: How Do You Spell It?Rob and Ceej are back and they chat about The Anderson Tapes and Ceej wishes Rob the very best on his new endeavor. Ceej then goes on to share his feelings regarding his place in the BDR universe and then they take a moment to laugh at one of their favorite Marilyn Manson bits of all time. After this they speculate on what would have happened if Oceanic Flight 815 had crashed on a beach made of cocaine and then discuss Tim and Eric for a bit before they chat about how much they both loved Tim and Eric’s Billion Do...2012-02-121h 02Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 59: Rise of the Planet of the Riled Up Contagious Fright ApesRob and Ceej are back to bring down the thunder but first Rob has to figure out what to do now that his younger sibling has found out about the show. They chat about their favorite platforming games after Rob declares Rayman:Origins the best game of 2011 that no-one seems to be playing and Rob unloads on an annoying GameStop employee. The Resident Evil 6 trailer is discussed, Rob fails in remembering ALF's real name , and Alfatar would be one amazing movie. Ceej rants about Fright Night (Spoilers 32:58 - 39:28), has issues with Rise of the Planet of the Apes (Spoilers 40:40- 49...2012-01-2958 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 58: Ro Knows the 90'sCeej and Rob are back to kick off 2012 right in the nuts. Ceej is slightly scared of the end of the world, Rob is always serious when it comes to resolutions, and Bon Jovi’s horse may have been bedazzled. Rob gets Ceej’s blood boiling by comparing Eric Draven to John Lennon and then Rob sinks even further into failure during a discussion regarding 90′s music and how much he is stuck in the past. Ceej loves bald Corgan more than Gish Corgan and nothing will ever keep the two of them down. Meanwhile, Rob is addicted to hanging out in...2012-01-151h 28Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 57: Creepy Cyber UnclesRob and Ceej are back to bring you one last episode before the movie starring John Cusack comes to be true. They come up with a badass new video game idea and then the sugarplum fairies crash the party. Ceej meets the new mascot for BDR, Fahey the Dog, and Rob decides that Fahey and Ceej's dog, Mitchy, need to fight in the Kumite to declare who has the best animal of all time. Ceej discusses some things Rob needs to know about in regards to owning a dog and Rob isn't quite sure about what to do if he...2011-12-2550 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 55: I'd Rather Be Rimmin'Rob and Ceej are back and are ready to talk about this season’s best video games! First though, they need to find out just which one is better: Coke or Pepsi? They fight off the dreaded jellycows, get funky on Planet Funk-o-tron and get right to the dragon fucking. Ceej just wants to get back to rimmin’ while raising the dead but Rob can’t get past the copious amounts of dragon fucking going on. After hanging out in Skyrim for a bit Rob decides to kill the shit out of people because the guy with the word “follow” above his...2011-11-2643 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 54: The Dirty FutureRob and Ceej are back and are ready to discuss their Halloween festivities. Ceej watches Rob Zombie's Halloween and Rob just doesn't get it (SPOILERS 5:00 - 19ish). Roided Out Meyers is ridiculous and Rob would rather spend time with Coach and some ghosts. They discuss how to make the SAW franchise awesome and then they hang out with Cancer Hill down on 21 Jumpstreet. The GTA V trailer came out and Ceej and Rob would rather it be set in the dirty future. The Rock and ponies are ridiculous, Rob digs on Arkham City, Ceej is readying his dragon shout and...2011-11-141h 17Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 49: I'd Tap ItRob and Ceej start the show with a bit of a personal rant and things quickly escalate into weird Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and Purple Rain homages. Rob kicks ass at laser tag, Ceej joins the colonial fleet and then Rob hangs with Paul (minor spoilers 23:46). They both discuss the finer points of Juggalo culture and Rob wants to drag Ceej to "tha gathering". Your Highness entertains Rob(minor spoilers 39:00), southern vampires entertain Ceej, and then Rob decides to walk the plains with his mystic library to see what all of the fuss is about.2011-08-201h 13Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 47: Horcux This!Rob and Ceej are back to drop some bombs and while Rob was away Ceej became a V.I.P.. Ceej attempts to spoil EVERY THING ABOUT EVERY HARRY POTTER MOVIE/BOOK EVER (Spoilers: 1:30 - 29:00) while Rob has an ulterior motive. Rob isn't all that interested in Harry Potter but he is interested in the differences between the AVN and the GAYVN award shows (for the record "Dad goes Fishing" should have won). Rob comes back from Las Vegas in one piece, a certain child molester is going to be playable with an XBOX controller, The Thing trailer comes out...2011-07-281h 12
The Talking DeadEpisode 8: The Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe's War2011-07-0200 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 42: I Liked Podcasts Before They Were CoolRob and Ceej are back and are ready to bring the ruckus. Rob cannot say the word "fuck" without dire consequences, one of them may be a hipster now, Rob has horrible taste in music and Ceej can't get behind Rob's new found love. They discuss 'Four Lions'(SPOILERS: 27:40 - 41:00), Ceej travels to California with Fred Savage, 'Scream 4' pisses Rob off (SPOILERS: 60:00 - 72:00) and then VOICEMAIL!2011-05-131h 53The Talking DeadEpisode 7: The Garbage Pail Kids MovieJourney to a world where it's ok for an old man to watch a young boy bathe, where punks show how bad ass they are by beating up 12 year olds, and where even mesh shirts cannot help a man torn apart by his own feelings. Where it's ok to lock up old people, where sausage fingers are all over the place and where a biker can still be a badass even with sandals on. Rob and Ceej cordially invite you to listen to them talk like a couple of dicks over 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie'.2011-03-2500 minThe Talking DeadEpisode 6: The Video DeadJourney to a world where Robert Redford delivers rape boxes as a side job, where we meet another one of Hocken's relatives, and where marijuana makes watching television 10 times more rapey. Where zombies have awkward motivations, where a plan involving a dead dog and a chew toy makes perfect sense and where a double fireplace may hold the key to it all. Rob and Ceej cordially invite you to listen to them talk like a couple of dicks over the movie 'The Video Dead'.2011-02-0400 minBrain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 30: Meet Bob Motley and His CrewCeej and Rob are back and ready to destroy some zombies. Rob dives head first into Dead Rising: Case Zero while Ceej just tests the waters. Rob rocks the new Scott Pilgrim game and they both reminisce about calling video game hotlines to get tips and tricks. Rob is afraid of glass showers, Ceej rocked it on out to Tesla and Wyld Stallyns needs to rock once again. Rob spoils Piranha 3D (spoilers from 39:00 - 50:00) and then VOICEMAIL!2010-09-051h 04Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 29: Delayed FeedbackCeej and Rob will tell you what's up this episode. Ceej acutally sees Inception (spoilers from 2:03 - 24:00) and they discuss what may be guarding Rob's secrets. Rob hangs out with Scott Pilgrim(spoilers 24:40 -38:00), Ceej worries that Rob is about to unleash a new horror icon into the ether and another outdated meme gets used way too much. Ceej picks up Starcraft II, AZN's are defeated, Rob hangs out with Tic-Tac and then VOICEMAIL!2010-08-241h 41Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 23: No Mr. Hughes. I Expect You To Die.Ceej and Rob are back and Rob decides to try to tone it down a bit (SPOILERS: it doesn't really work). There may be something better than blu-ray out there and Ceej realizes that knowing Rob is like playing a fucked up game of Chutes and Ladders™. The two dive into "Not Quite Hollywood" and discuss the awesomeness contained within. Rob and Ceej then take a walk down "The Road" (spoilers at about 32:00-44:00 min), discuss John Carpenter flicks and then Rob and Ceej discuss the moral implications of Half Pint Brawlers.2010-06-131h 11Brain Dead RadioBraindead Radio Episode 22: What'chu unskinnyboppin' 'bout, Ceej?Ceej and Rob begin the show by rambling about half naked women outside of Rob's apartment, Memorial Day and what it represents to them (mostly Mario Kart), Rob then spoils the shit out of "The Fourth Kind" and comes up with the best workout regiment ever. Then Rob and Ceej have their last LOST TALK segment ever (SPOILERS), discuss what the hell is happening with famous people and their brains lately, and Ceej brings it regarding the BDR TV CHALLENGE finally. Rob feels Red Dead Redemption is fucking with him, Ceej rolls with ModNation Racers and then VOICEMAIL!2010-06-052h 08The Talking DeadEpisode 5: Roughnecks: The Starship Troopers Chronicles: The Klendathu Campaign: Episode 1: MetamorphisisJourney to a world where everybody walks funny, where they all have dead eyes and where pores are non existent. Where Michael Ironside is nowhere to be found, where the only good bug is a poorly pixalated bug and where even a Hocken reference fails to make what you're watching any better.2010-04-1600 minThe Talking DeadEpisode 4: CarnyJourney to a small town where Lou Diamond Phillips can't seem to find his career, where a fat man just wants his Wendy's™ and where Ed Hocken had a baby with an Olympian. A town where women can't figure out what accent to use, where a mustache may hold the key to one man's destiny and where Winky just can't catch a break.2010-04-0300 minThe Talking DeadEpisode 3: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's RevengeJourney into the boiler room with your pals, Ceej and Rob, as they discover just what is hidden deep within Jesse's mind. Hint: it involves killer birds, smooth teenage boys, creepy dogs, assless chaps, and a sadistic version of Kuato.2010-03-1900 minThe Talking DeadEpisode 2: Conan the Adventurer Season 1 Episode 1Journey back to a time and place where midgets were considered property, Ugg™ boots made you a bad ass, and Mickey Rooney was a pervert. A place where Andrew Divoff commands an army that wears penis helmets, where animated gifs dispense advice and where even a quest for pancakes can become quite bloody. Rob and Ceej cordially invite you to listen to them talk like a couple of dicks over the first episode of Conan the Adventurer.2010-03-1200 minThe Talking DeadEpisode 1: 21 Jumpstreet Season 1 Episode 13Did you ever wish that you could have Rob and Ceej talk over some of your favorite and not so favorite television shows and movies? If so, do we have some FUCKING AWESOME news for you! Starting with the inaugural episode of The Talking Dead, Rob and Ceej decide to check out an episode of an incredibly ridiculous show: 21 Jumpstreet. More specifically Episode 13 ("Mean Streets and Pastel Houses") of Season 1. If you have Netflix, you can queue this up (it's on instant!) on your system of choice2010-03-1200 min
PodCaustPodCaust Episode 78: It's been realThe fabled episode 78 is here. Creed has returned, and we don't give a shit. The Jerky Boys had their day in the sun and Ceej relished in it. Juggalo porn is horrible and shouldn't be considered porn, Rorshach is gonna kill some teens, Rob's nightmares would be sexually awesome and we chat about the lovely ladies that put up with our nerdness. Ceej finally sees District 9 and Watchmen while Jared Leto is kind of a dick. A bunch of voicemail and Rob finally spills the beans on the big announcement that has been alluded to for months.2009-10-112h 13PodCaustPodCaust: The BeginningThis is a special episode. The Beginning. The first episode. EVER. Only heard by about 5 people, this episode never saw the light of day. Until now. The very first ever attempt at recording our little show has been found within Rob's external harddrive. Buried between hardcore porn, escape plans in case of a zombie epidemic, pictures of unicorns and episodes of Duck Tales, this gem was found. The quality is suspect but that only shows how much we have grown since then. Not much. We hope you enjoy this very special episode of PodCaust. And remember, never get into a...2009-10-0442 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 77: Angelina Jolie tricks a JuggaloRIP Patrick Swayze and Jim Carroll. We take a moment of silence before getting into a frank discussion about Ceej's skeezy liphair, the difference between bar fights and cop fights, and who we want to see throwing riddles around. Rob loathes Fable and berates Ceej for being a sassy scoundrel. Rob loves the hell out of Banjo and Kazooie and we reminisce about how we used to kill our legomen by drowning them. A ton of voice mails involving velociraptors, crazy white people and a disturbing one involving clowns. Ceej distrusts everyone and Rob wants to ride around like R...2009-09-201h 33PodCaustPodCaust Episode 76: Gym Class ZeroesOh the horrors of gym class. Ceej used his big brain to get out of most it while Rob figured out how to sneak away to smoke everytime. Buddhist Monks piss off Ceej, Rob can't wait for the Ren Fest and we daydream about being superheroes. Rob went LARPing as a teen and regretted it, Ceej is amazed by Rob's poor taste in comedies and we discuss Tarantino's films. Fred Durst calls in, Hocken's power comes from his v-necks and our BLT drive just went AWOL.2009-09-061h 45PodCaustPodCaust Episode 75: What are you wearing?We start off with Ceej declaring that kids shouldn't have confidence and move on to one man's harrowing journey while trying to kick the H. Rob hangs out with Bruce Leeroy, doesn't hang out with The Blues Brothers and then we talk about Avatar and the other Avatar. Gamers are fat, people still hate nerds, and we make some pretty bad fashion choices. Then, voicemail!2009-08-231h 26PodCaustPodCaust Episode 74: District GWe finally take a fucking vacation and come back with some stupid stories. Ceej loves him some steak, Rob gets cockblocked by some Asians, and Ceej doesn't care about friendship. Rob cries during the Wrath of Khan, Ceej spoils Harry Potter and jams to Wizards of Rock, our new Police Academy band is born, we meet up with Fej from the boards. Then Rob and Lesley spoil the shit out of District 9 during their segment at the end of the episode.2009-08-161h 51PodCaustPodCaust Episode 72: BANNED, now go into the shedIf you like Marmaduke, you'll love us! Buff Headcheese gets banned and gets death threats. Rob gets semi banned and gets support. Lesley gets banned into the shed and Ceej doesn't do anything. During all of this we talk about Comic Con, Freddy, Obi-Wan's cock envy, crying during movies and the return of Fan Fiction Theater.2009-07-261h 28PodCaustPodCaust Episode 71: homeless minotaurs and bowling ballsRob almost dies and because of this asks Ceej to respect his final wishes. Ceej reluctantly drops some mega news, we laugh at picky eaters and discuss mind altering substances. Samwise Gamgee was a badass in Toy Soldiers, LL Cool J was supposed to be a badass in Toys and voice mail!2009-07-181h 43PodCaustPodCaust Episode 70: Busting ghosts and beating offThe King of Pop has died. Ed is dead. David is gone and Farrah as well. Whatever shall we do? What we always do. We take a quick moment of silence before diving into the hot issues of the week: Magnum PI, autoerotic asphyxiation with spotters, superhero cockblocking, Xbox STD's, busting ghosts and the return of Mad Libs. Also, never look down. You never know what Rob is holding.2009-06-261h 24PodCaustPodCaust Episode 69: Crash into my WindsockRob is forgetful and Ceej feels betrayed. Rob then dresses in drag and almost gets raped, Zack Morris can save the day and we hope the windsock look catches on. We make up and we discuss some random flicks (Critters, One Crazy Summer, The Stand, Suburban Commando and more!), the late night war and new video game releases.2009-06-1458 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 67: Battle Cat goes to 11Taking this back to basics here yet again. We love the hell out of the new show, Obsessed and we discuss how fucked up those people are. Ceej finally checks out Night of the Comet and we have a serious discussion about joing the military. Rob was tormented as a child, Ceej wears questionable attire and we discuss alter egos of the worst kind.2009-05-3148 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 66: Ceej gets his drink onAnd the first seal has been broken: Ceej actually drinks during the episode and gets drunk. Rob spoils the shit out of the new Terminator movie around 5:00 - 13:00 so skip ahead if you don't want to be spoiled. We learn that CJ finally admits that LOST is...losing him, Bruce Campbell needs to stop being Bruce Campbell and we learn what animals we'd be if we were Furries. Nerdcore, comedians, inFamous and more are discussed. Also, we bust out a random freestyle in the middle, and Rob attempts to flow. A fun and random episode.2009-05-241h 54PodCaustPodCaust Episode 65: Bangarang in Bangarang outIt pays to be nice to your server and if you decide not to, make sure you have backup. We discuss the merits of Ralph Bakshi and why Roger Rabbit kicks ass. Rob totally would have tried to nail Boof and Jordan and competetive eating may be right up our alleys. Rob talks about polygamy and the benefits of it along with the drawbacks during a zombie attack. We listen to some voice mail and Ceej decides to spoil The Uninvited. Thank god.2009-05-171h 36PodCaustPodCaust Episode 63: Sagen Sie mein Namensweibchen!What's our name? PODCAUST! We brainstorm other ideas and entertain the thought of Cj being the leader. Cj describes how he could make the Saw franchise relevant and Rob gets super excited about a trip back to the Predator universe. The Russians sucked, robots were awesome, and Brock Samson is a pimp.2009-04-261h 24PodCaustPodCaust Episode 62: It's the smellIt's one of THOSE episodes. You know, drunken and rambling... Would we make good stand up comedians? Rob wouldn't, but Ceej would kill. Crank it up to 11 and get prepared for to hear drunken commentary on the following subjects: DDR, Happy Days = Sin City, Bioshock 2, Peggle, our thoughts on some SNES RPGs and more.2009-04-191h 29PodCaustPodCaust Episode 60: Push it to the limitWe push it to the limit, in both our normal lives and our lives on the island. What would Saved by the Bell be like if George Orwell wrote it? CJ loves the McChicken, Rob idolized Carl Winslow and we both enjoy Star Trek. UHF rocks the house, Rob enjoys breasts and CJ still has bad taste regarding tv shows, mainly BSG and his hatred of it.2009-03-221h 40PodCaustPodCaust Episode 53: What did Pixar ever do to CJ?We discuss the movies we're looking forward to probably not seeing in 2009. CJ hates Pixar but enjoys Kung Fu Panda. Listen as Rob rubs habenero pepper juice into his eyes and then laugh at him.2009-01-181h 00PodCaustPodCaust Episode 50: Bullet of filthWe made it to episode 50! Ceej has a hard on for Sliders, we talk about the obscene amounts of documentaries we have seen lately, Rob gets cable and makes fun of crackheads, and the FT13 remake looks awesome. Also, Rob details the worst thing he has ever seen while his cat almost dies.2008-12-071h 13PodCaustPodCaust Episode 49: Fatty McRamenfaceWe hope you all had a great Turkey Day! We filled our bellies with loads of starch and Rob rocked out with his little siblings and became George Lucas. CJ wants to join the cast of Sliders, we discuss Confessions of a Superhero and Naruto pisses Rob off. We chat about how lazy we are and the awesomeness of old timey gyms.2008-11-301h 19PodCaustPodCaust Episode 48: Beware of the AIDS PIGSThe NXE is here! Rob's background is fucking obscene. A baby was almost born during a Left 4 Dead playsession and Rob was going to puke on it. There has got to be a good game about Shadowrun one of these days. Don't drink the ovaltine and watch out for the AIDS PIGS!2008-11-232h 05PodCaustPodCaust Episode 47: Leaving the VaultCHANGE! WOO! Re-Animator is awesome, Rest Stop fucking sucks, and Oldboy shouldn't be remade. Rob punches his erection into submission, Fallout 3 sucks us in and Gears 2 is pretty awesome. Has Kevin Smith made a new hit? Keenan Thompson has a fan and we think we should have our own reality show. A pretty random episode.2008-11-091h 42PodCaustPodCaust Episode 46: Vote or DieHave a spooktacular Halloween and vote! All horror talk this episode. Saw sucks, The Ring freaked us out, Zombies are better slow, and The Thing rocks. Cube > Resident Evil. Dead Space is pretty great. Haunted houses, graveyards and CJ had some great costumes. George freaks Rob out and CJ played a horror game Rob has never heard of before.2008-10-192h 20PodCaustPodCaust Episode 45: PodCaust Unplugged in MinnesotaThis one is for our listeners. Hit it! Rob makes his first level in LBP and loves it. Left 4 Dead is gonna be awesome. Rob prefers Ladybugs while CJ prefers Sidekicks. Fred Savage loves water sports, Purple Rain was awesome, we sport the jean jackets and the slap bracelets and Rob was dropped on his head.2008-10-121h 00PodCaustPodCaust Episode 43: The Curry CrusaderCJ loves The Stuff and Rob loves Megan Fox in Blu. Rob is pretty sure he's the first person to hate Bill O'Reilly. The Office is back and great, Heroes is back and sucks even worse than usual. Warhammer sucks CJ in, Rob makes every character look just like him, and Rob has the power to talk anyone into anything.2008-09-281h 12PodCaustPodCaust Episode 42: Lil' Wayne goes to the beachHappy 1 Year Anniversary to us! And a big thanks to you! Contest winners announced, we chat about the horrible premier of SNL and more. Rob wants to be Speed Racer, we hope the new fall games are good, and we don't know shit about DC Universe Online. CJ describes his Guitar Hero MMORPG and he also generalizes the entire Asian race. Check out www.ronaldjenkees.com2008-09-211h 51PodCaustPodCaust Episode 41: I'm a "Hackey Mam"Cj starts by hating on "The Frighteners" and we end by grossing him out. In between David Cronenberg, Tarantino and Boll movies are discussed. Would John Stamos be a good replacement in the Evil Dead flicks? Cartoons, Rob's fucked up head and much more are talked about.2008-09-132h 04PodCaustPodCaust Episode 38: Crispin may be from SmallvilleWe're almost to our 1 year anniversary and Rob is excited. Cj wants to quit. He's too good for the PodCaust. We discuss Star Wars, the new direction that WB wants to take the DC universe, Kevin Spacey and more. The Force Unleashed is talked about and we both love it. Stay tuned for a new contest next episode!2008-08-231h 15PodCaustPodCaust Episode 37: Webster is a rapistSpacely Sprocket in the hizouse! Rob professes his hate towards Oblivion while Cj listens in horror. Braid, Geometry Wars 2, Fallout 3 and the Naruto demo are all talked about. Sliders sucks. Cartoons from our youth were awesome. Go see Pineapple Express!2008-08-101h 09PodCaustPodCaust Episode 36: Sweet yet saltyOur two heroes chat for a bit about The Dark Knight since Cj finally saw it. Then we go into our ideas for the eventual 3rd entry in the series. Then there is a lot of talk about the new movies and shows from Comic Con 08. Our crack reporter in the field, Ari, is back for part 2 of his report on SDCC08. Is Cj wrong for loving Billy Corgan's work after Simease Dream? Rob is more of a fan of Gish. Lost, Heroes, Watchmen, The Wolfman and Wolverine are all talked about.2008-08-031h 47PodCaustPodCaust Episode 35: Gotta catch em all!Previously on PodCaust: Where the fuck are the diamonds?! We don't talk about The Dark Knight, shoutouts to the new members, Gametap is pretty fucking cool. 1408 and Southland Tales both suck hard. Pokemon hooked us in and then let us go. Rob and Cj reminisce about what the Rock was indeed cooking. Cj finally watches Oldboy and Cj compares it to Wheels on Meals. And RIP Estelle Getty.2008-07-261h 36PodCaustPodCaust Episode 34: Give Batman a goddamn lozengeAnd Rob is back after a week drunk off his ass in Seattle. Lots of stuff happened. Overtipping, meeting men off of the internet, using farm equipment and much more. We talk about Iron Man and The Dark Knight (no plot spoilers here!). Cj promotes finally. Gaxonline for the win. A lot of E3 talk involving Fable 2, Fallout 3, Too Human and more. Make sure to check out peoplearemagnets. You can hear a song at the end of the podcast.2008-07-201h 41PodCaustPodCaust Episode 33: Mr. B is The MachineCj joins the HD generation and is finally understanding the love for Arrested Development. Skippy isn't cool, even with nuts. Would Chandler make a good Cereal Killer? Rob thinks so. Comic movies are all the rage, and we want some others to be made. Mr. Belding is The Machine, Cj grosses Rob out for once and Rob is heading to Seattle! Keep the boards alive!2008-07-031h 41PodCaustPodCaust Episode 32: Bowie's Bodacious BulgeThe hand that wrote this letter is the Wild Eyed Boy imprisoned. Oh man! Look at those cavemen go! So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls? Don't lean on us man, cause you can't afford the ticket. A trickle of strangers were all that were left alive; But you, my love, were kind, but love has left you dreamless. Dizzy in the head, and I'm feeling blue, what can I do for you? Looks like you've been there too . We can be Heroes, just for one day. Don't you wonder sometimes, about sound and...2008-06-291h 32PodCaustPodCaust Episode 31: Midget Strike Team GO!Rob dreams about Rosario Dawson and Lesley naked. Cj dreams about all of us on a Cruise Ship? Cj is going to be the next Last Comic Standing! Spore kicks all sorts of ass. 3D0 was pretty shitty. PotGuy666 was crusing AOL back in the day. Cj loves Jazzy Jeff. Why aren't there any better Zombie games out? Cj has some epic ideas. Midgets can fly, Rob waits until his parents leave so he can masterbate. Cj could easily punch a snake.2008-06-202h 22PodCaustPodCaust Episode 30: Fuck you Emm Knight Shamalamadingdong, you gonna get raped!Even Eric Roberts and Jack Noseworthy can't save Fear Itself. Forrest Whitaker couldn't save the Twilight Zone. We spoil the fuck out of There Will Be Blood. Also about 35 mins in, we spoil The Happening. Good Vibrations? No. Mr. Glass beatboxing? EPIC. Rob wishes he could be Solid Snake and we reminisce about MMORPG's from the past...for awhile. We answer some awesome questions from the board. I'm so high Gilbert...2008-06-132h 01PodCaustPodCaust Episode 29: You'd make a hot DorfCj is afraid of Fear Itself. Diary of the Dead vs. Cloverfield: Look at the sky flowers, Rob. We dare you to go on and break a sweat. Are there hidden undertones in the cinematic masterpiece, Little Monsters? Could Cronenberg or Aronofsky make the Ninja Turtles relevant? What's better: DuckTales or Looney Tunes to the XTREME?! Mick Jagger on a hover Rascal would be the best thing ever.2008-06-061h 32PodCaustPodCaust Episode 28: I'm right, you're RobBen Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo! Oh sad little blind man. Lost chit chat. Dorff and The Lesser Baldwin. Random topics in between. A whole bunch of viewer mail. Is that chocolate or poop? Poop.2008-06-021h 37PodCaustPodCaust Episode 27: In the backseat with a beeThe very first winner of our very first contest is announced: Corey and Blaine tied and it came down to the roll of the D20! Congrats to the winner! Lesley joins us and brings us the very first "Grey's Anatomy Minute That Stretches into 10 minutes" segment. House sucks. Cj cracks the terror alert code. Orange = DEA stealing your bongs. Darkman > Spiderman. Cj gets Rob excited about Naruto while Keenan sucks and there is a bee in the backseat.2008-05-231h 11PodCaustPodCaust Episode 24: STATION!!!Welcome to WPOD with Stryker and the DINGO! Comin' atcha on the hot tip. Trying something new with this one. I am Legend is talked about and spoiled. Did Rob like it? Did Cj? We listen to viewer mail. Call and leave us a message! 1-206-350-3673
Building good robot us's as kids while catching ghosts. STATION!!!!2008-04-1141 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 22: Hatin' on the BatemanAnd because you demanded it, episode 22 is finally here! Lost talk from 4:30-14:00. Rob finally got a PSP and deems God of War and Crisis Core awesome. Is America ready for the shitty remake of Spaced? Cj drops a bombshell on the 360 front. Go and buy The Mist right now. Is Cj stuck in Arrested Development? Listen and tell your friends about us!2008-03-281h 00PodCaustPodCaust Episode 20: Cj is half man, half pandaAnd here is episode 20! We really hope you have enjoyed listening as we enjoy talking out of our asses on most topics. RIP Gary Gygax. We are sorry you missed your saving throw. Part 2 of Rob's "doctor adventures". Lost talk from 8:45 - 23:00 minutes in. X-Files with Xzibit? Random talk about video games and more.2008-03-0745 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 19: Rectum? Damn near killed him!Finally! Episode 19 is here. Cj finally got back from his cruise. He went from port to port and didn't use any protection. Lost talk from 3:15-10:45. Rob finally hopped on the PS3 bandwagon and is loving every minute of it. And on a very special episode of the PodCaust, Rob may have some wierd disease. Listen as he talks about his latest doctor adventure. PSP talk, D&D 4.0, burning penises all over again, and Eye of Judgment is fucking talked about and is fucking awesome. Join the forums!!!! Join the PodCaust ARMY!!!2008-02-291h 00PodCaustPodCaust Episode 17: The Burning Penis EpisodeAnd here it is, the 17th episode of our little show. Can't believe we are almost to number 20. Be advised, we talk about the newest episode of Lost in this one. So SPOILER ALERT! Starts at 3 mins and lasts to about 10 minutes in. Turok, Rez HD, DMC 4, and Burnout are also discussed. King of Kong is fucking awesome. The new version of Thriller is in the making. Would Justin Timberlake make a good Freddy? Ooooh Girl. Rob's recipe for his "10-alarm super kickass chili" can be found in the S.O.C. section of the site. Anybody have any milk...2008-02-0139 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 16: The Sober EpisodeWell we did it. The very first sober episode of the PodCaust. We don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Please let us know. In this episode we take a moment of silence for Heath Ledger (R.I.P). It also turns out, we are very hateful when not under the influence. Fuck Nintendo, fuck Microsoft, and fuck the guys from Press A. This episode is mostly video game centric (at least more than usual), Bionic Commando, Undertow, Goldeneye, Assassins Creed and more are discussed. Cj wants to gouge out his eye and wear Mad Eye...2008-01-2545 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 15: Don't call it a comeback!Don't call it a comeback bitches. The Podcaust is here to stay. We call out the bastards at Press A to Join. They wanted a war, they got a drunk Rob calling them queers. That's how we roll. Is CJ 2 fast 2 furious? Zodiac is the best Fincher flick Rob has ever seen. Could John Locke be the new star of Man vs. Wild? Rob finally understands what CJ was talking about when he went on a racist tirade against the Brits and thier horror flicks. We are all over the place on this one as we haven't seen each other...2008-01-1858 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 14: Cj is full of the gay.Ah, good old number 14. The time in a boy's life where the self mutilation gets a bit riskier, Marilyn Manson seems super awesome, and masterbation is nonstop. In this episode a wide variety of topics are discussed. We recieved our first piece of hate mail directed towards Cj! We take a journey down memory lane with items from the 1983 Sears Holiday Gift Catalog. He-Man, GI JOES, American Gladiators are all discussed. Rob fucking hates Fester's Quest yet Cj loves it?! Horrible taste in games Cj has, yes? Please send more hate mail towards Cj and if so inclined to Rob...2007-12-261h 05PodCaustPodCaust Episode 13: Bad to the Stabone!Well, we did it! Made it to our teens, and only with a minimal amount of self-mutiliation. Episode 13 is here! This is a pretty random episode. We start with masterbating to Jesse Spanno and end with the best sidekick ever: Boner Stabone. Lots of random stuff in between. So pull up a chair and relax. It's time for the sweet, sexy sounds of Rob and Cj.2007-12-191h 02PodCaustPodCaust Episode 12: Rob and Cj go to Cannes.Games of the year. Well game of the year. Buff is a renegade. Rob learns about British Horror from Cj. If we were going to make a zombie flick, it would be an art-house flick. Send Cj hate mail!2007-12-1247 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 10: Tarantino presents: Insulin Shock.Cj finally gets his 360. Rob rocks out with Rock Band and his band: The PonyKickers. The Wraith is discussed. I mean what's cooler than a car powered by lightning and souls?!?! Zach Braff is a douchebag. MAX ON MAX! BEWARE THE BRIMLEY!2007-11-2837 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 9: Saved by the bell.Are you Slaterin' it? Rob is. Learn what that means in this episode. Mario Galaxy is discussed and Rob declares it awesome. Listen in horror as Rob makes Cj watch the BME pain olympics. Leeroy Jenkem is discussed. Listen as Rob tries to force CJ into freestyling, B.Rabbit style.2007-11-2151 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 8: Dumbledore was a twink.Featuring Sarah Jordet once again, listen as the news about Dumbledore being gay is discussed. Furry and slashfic is also talked about. Spock spooning Kirk and Data banging Tasha Yar. If a wall of fire was coming towards your house or apartment, what would you grab? Interesting shit. I promise. Chris Hanson wants you to sit down and ask what you are doing. Rob is very, very drunk in the episode.2007-11-1457 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 4: Close Encounters Pt. 2Part 2 of Rob's experiences. What's on the tape?!2007-10-1734 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 3: Close Encounters Pt. 1Rob discusses his "experiences" as Cj listens intently and tries not to laugh. Some deep psychological bullshit right here.2007-10-1033 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 2: I'll be there for you.What would you pick for your last meal if you were going to die? Listen as Cj describes his meal, while Rob has all of his food already picked out. We talk about the UK version of the Office vs. the US version. Listen as Rob discusses his love for Friends. Is Resident Evil the movie good? Who fucking knows, but we discuss it. Like usual, videogames, shitty movies, and tv shows are discussed.2007-10-0341 minPodCaustPodCaust Episode 1: Aliens vs. CJThe first of many incoherent podcasts involving our two fearless heroes. Listen to two nerds who have no idea how to properly record a podcast. Listen as Rob hates on everything CJ likes. Beer make Rob belligerent. Like most podcasts that follow, we chat about video games, shitty movies and random nerd stuff is discussed.2007-09-2151 min