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Two Pink ClownsHe's Literally Just a GlebWelcome to our fourth video episode! We rate costumes from the most recent season of Dancing With The Stars, where Caitlyn won't shut up about Jason Mraz and Faith gives ratings only based on whether they look like a matching Barbie and Ken. Check this out on YouTube as well for the visuals! We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2024-06-072h 33Two Pink ClownsFaith Explains the FNAF LoreWe're back...again! This episode was recorded in November, but don't worry, there's more on the way. The girls give some more life updates, then fixate on the creative choices in Disney's Wish, and round it out with Faith explaining the full story behind Five Nights at Freddy's. We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2024-02-021h 07Two Pink ClownsYou're the Spencer To My SpidermanWelcome back from our unintentional summer hiatus! On today's episode we travel back in time to May, when Faith was still making puppets and before Caitlyn took her thermodynamics final. The girls talk friendships, Peter Pan, John Mulaney (yes, again), and how Good Luck Charlie was a gateway to this podcast even existing. We clownin' with our Swan Lake Slander.2023-10-1657 minTwo Pink ClownsBusiness Barbie HoursWelcome back, it's been a while! Today, Caitlyn and Faith are discussing their business bitch adventures of the past four months, plus their hot takes on Barbie movie (and The Lego Movie?). We clownin' with our Swan Lake Slander.2023-04-201h 06Two Pink ClownsRelevant Reminiscing (Blooper Reel 3)Welcome back to behind-the-scenes shenanigans! From sickness to technical problems to a second-anniversary analysis of our very first episode, we've got you covered on all your bloopers needs! We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2023-03-022h 37Two Pink ClownsWe're In A Big Time RushFor the final new episode of season 2, Caitlyn takes everyone on a video reaction journey through Dancing with the Stars history. Faith doesn't know who anyone is except Bethany Moda and Jojo Siwa, but still vibes along of course. We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander. Happy New Year!2023-01-041h 37Two Pink ClownsDon't Hug Me I'm CaitlynFaith set up a printer, Caitlyn is getting sick, and we are back! Listen as the girls tall Michael Buble, puppets, Halloween, and the iCarly reboot (again, probably). We clownin' with our Swan Lake Slander.2022-12-051h 00Two Pink ClownsAnd To All, A Merry Gangnam StyleWe wish you a Happy Halloween here at Two Pink Clowns! But it's also Christmas, for some reason. Listen to two, very long rants about Belle's Enchanted Christmas and Dancing With The Stars, respectively. We clownin' with our Swan Lake Slander.2022-11-021h 09Two Pink ClownsDancing With Disney PlusWelcome back folks! Faith has quit dance, and Caitlyn has introduced a new Dancing with the Stars recap segment that will replace the dream segment for a little while. Join us for a day of catching up with each other! We clownin' with our Swan Lake Slander.2022-10-1748 minTwo Pink ClownsKit For CloutIn a very special collaboration, we've invited Lydia, the mind behind the American Girl meme account @klit.klittredge! Listen as we catch her up on our podcast lore, talk about her rise to fame, and reminisce about old flash games. We clownin' with our Swan Lake Slander.2022-10-051h 19Two Pink ClownsPaying For College With KermitsWe're back again with the Swan Lake slander! We had an unintentional hiatus because CAITLYN went to IRELAND, but now she's ready to talk about it and how she's doing this school year a little differently. And Faith has become an internet celebrity with her earrings, all while both of them have watched a 5 hour in-depth review of the show Sam and Cat. We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2022-09-1956 minTwo Pink ClownsSitting There Like An Old TimerWe're finally back from an accidental hiatus! Listen as Faith shares her dance camp experiences and knowledge of Disney history, while Caitlyn touches on mental health and creativity. We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2022-07-231h 11Two Pink ClownsThird Graders Are The Meanest PeopleCaitlyn's finally home! After a wild month of June, the clowns catch up and talk about everything from parody home videos to childhood trauma. Come find out how Caitlyn got bullied at gymnastics camp, and how Faith's inner eight year-old acts. We clownin' with our Swan Lake Slander.2022-07-011h 07Two Pink ClownsJesus Didn't Get His Driver's LicenseWelcome to finals week! Although Caitlyn has since taken all of her finals, listen as she lists off all her last assignments, and Faith details her rise to fame on Instagram. Of course, among other conversations about animation and high school. We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2022-06-0657 minTwo Pink ClownsBlooper Reel 2Whoa, this episode includes bloopers from all the way back to October until now! Since October, there have been lots of technical difficulties, slip ups, and chatter after the episode finishes. Enjoy our mistakes! We clownin' with our Swan Lake Slander2022-05-161h 31Two Pink ClownsI Wanna Be a Cowboy BabyWelcome to yet another late night, last minute podcast! Listen as Faith and Caitlyn discuss college things, Legally Blonde, and their senses of fashion, with some interruptions from screaming people in the hallway. We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander2022-05-021h 12Two Pink ClownsGoats Can Be Assholes SometimesHappy Easter everybody! Today's episode was recorded at 11pm on a Saturday night, so have fun with that. We talk petting zoos, trombones, dreams, voice acting, and even Garfield. We clownin' with our Swan Lake Slander.2022-04-191h 29Two Pink ClownsGet Out Me CarFaith can drive, and Caitlyn is now 19! In an unofficial dream episode, listen as the girls discuss the patterns their dreams take, along with a lot of other random life updates and tangents. We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2022-04-0447 minTwo Pink ClownsYou Gotta GO!Welcome to our (very late) one year anniversary podcast! Faith and Caitlyn reflect on the course the podcast has taken over this past year, while also discussing the exams they just took, Turning Red, and Caitlyn even reads the natal astrology chart of the podcast. We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2022-03-201h 15Two Pink ClownsThat's All Folks!Today's episode unintentionally became about animated movies, one of our favorite topics! The girls discuss Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Frozen 2, Encanto (again), Despicable Me, and many more! We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2022-03-071h 00Two Pink ClownsWhat Is Love?Happy Valentine's Day from Swan Lake Slander! Today Faith and Caitlyn (but mostly Faith) talk all things love-related. From romantic dreams, to Valentine's candy, to rom coms, and even a little about Blue's Clues. We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2022-02-2151 minTwo Pink ClownsFaith's First Dance To The Cotton Eyed JoeWe're ringing in February with great music and technical difficulties! Caitlyn and Faith filled out a 30 day song challenge and are ready to talk about it. Is Caitlyn obsessed with music videos? Does Faith know any. of the artists on the songs she chose? Tune in to find out! We clownin'.2022-02-081h 41Two Pink ClownsHave You Ever Had A Dream That You Had?Welcome to season 2 of our podcast! Today we discuss the concept of New Year's resolutions, dreams that serve as cautionary tales, and strangely enough, Elmo. We clownin' with our Swan Lake slander.2022-01-111h 03Two Pink ClownsMerry CrisisIn our season finale, Faith has uncovered the last Nutcracker show the clowns did together, and they react to it! Enjoy this extra long episode, filled with feelings of nostalgia and in some cases, regret. We clownin'. Link to the YouTube version here: https://youtu.be/dtCcuN0x9Hg2021-12-271h 59Two Pink ClownsHi GayWelcome to the middle school episode turned gay episode! Listen as the girls talk about their friendships, formative moments, and greatest accomplishments of middle school, and Caitlyn tells the story of her first sleep paralysis experience. We clownin'.2021-11-231h 01Two Pink ClownsCaitlyn Caused The ApocalypseWelcome to our first holiday themed episode! Listen as Faith and Caitlyn talk about spooky dreams and other scary stories, Halloween costumes, and the perils of doing makeup. All while featuring our first Animation News in a while. We clownin'.2021-10-3159 minTwo Pink ClownsI Was Over On The BenchIn case you haven't had enough episodes of college stories, here's another one! Caitlyn is finally back from hiatus, and is ready to detail her experiences with adjusting to campus life and being sick while living on her own. Faith has become a business bitch and now has a shop on Etsy. We clownin'.2021-10-251h 00Two Pink ClownsDo My Friends Hate Me, Or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?In episode 2 of the Caitlyn-is-busy-doing-math series, Angela comes on the podcast and talks about her college experience, including hearing about parties, being in a dance group for the first time, and missing home-cooked food. We clownin'.2021-10-1155 minTwo Pink ClownsBlooper Reel 1These are our bloopers. The clowns make mistakes, like accidentally mentioning a name and having family that barge in. We clownin'.2021-09-2729 minTwo Pink ClownsOh No, I Hope I Don't FallFrom bisexual awakenings to ancient Japanese traditions, Faith's friend Tyler teaches the clowns a lot this episode. Faith is in charge now as Caitlyn adjusts to college, and is once again becoming a mom friend. We clownin'.2021-09-1657 minTwo Pink ClownsBallet Is Temporary...The clowns are back with their third guest, Ashlyn! The girls discuss all things spirituality, like dreams, crystals, and astrology, but they won't forget to add some good old Swan Lake slander. We clownin'.2021-08-271h 12Two Pink ClownsCan I Get A Waffle? featuring Jasmine SilvestreOur second guest is Caitlyn's other best friend, Jasmine! Listen as she describes her most stressful day at work, Caitlyn judges people for their ice cream orders, and Faith complains from the customer's point of view. We clownin'.2021-08-121h 04Two Pink Clowns...And Then I Woke Up At HomeThis is now our second episode as high school graduates, and we're ready to talk about it! Listen as Caitlyn details her experience with college orientation and an exercise routine, and Faith tells the story of her move to Florida. We clownin.2021-07-291h 09Two Pink ClownsSecondary LocationsIt's been a while since we've recorded, so today Caitlyn and Faith are catching everyone up on their lives over the past month. From Swan Lake, to prom, to ROCKS, it's been a blur. We clownin'.2021-07-151h 10Two Pink ClownsJulia's Social Security NumberWe're back with another late night podcast, this time with a special guest: Julia! We interview each other about playing instruments, and as usual get off track talking about other band memories. We clownin.2021-06-2558 minTwo Pink ClownsSAILToday's topic is our music tastes, where we talk about our behavior with listening to music and the artists we like. We get off track at times, but remember kids: there is ONLY Mr. Brightside.2021-06-1055 minTwo Pink ClownsStreet Smarts!Finals season is over! Enjoy listening to us talk about how we get our lives together when they're a little messy. We clownin'.2021-05-261h 00Two Pink ClownsAww, I'm A FailureIt's AP week over here at Two Pink Clowns, so here's a behind-the-scenes call from April instead of a real episode. Enjoy the business side of two idiots making a podcast. We clownin'.2021-05-1244 minTwo Pink ClownsBurnt Chicken NuggetsIn Faith's words: "This episode is about... more school." Tune in for (sort of) intellectual discussions about English class novels and Veggie Tales, followed by Caitlyn and Faith's first debate. Spoilers for a lot of things included. We clownin'.2021-04-291h 05Two Pink ClownsNever Give Skittles To SchoolchildrenToday marks our first episode about school! Hooray! Faith talks about the history of DreamWorks Animation and Caitlyn tells tales from her 9th grade Earth Science class. We clownin.2021-04-151h 16Two Pink ClownsDental Floss & Disney FairiesWe continue our discussion about dance, with the tangents of our childhood obsessions with the Disney Fairies books and movies and a dream where Caitlyn has a bad sense of fashion. All while sewing pointe shoes. We clownin.2021-04-011h 00Two Pink ClownsLet's Do The Fork In The Garbage Disposal!We introduce our segments: Animation News and Bedtime Stories (the dream segment that Caitlyn didn't think to name). Today's topic is dance, and we don't get to very much but we discuss our origin stories as dancers. We clownin'.2021-03-181h 00Two Pink ClownsWait A Minute! Who Are You?When Caitlyn and Faith wear pink disposable face masks during ballet class, their teacher refers to them as a single unit called "pink." So we are the two pink clowns, and this is our circus of a podcast.2021-03-0358 min