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Locked On Tar Heels - Daily Podcast On North Carolina Tar Heels Basketball & Football1st Impression of the '25-26 Tar Heels | UNC Legend Pete Chilcutt: "I'm 100% feeling more impressed"UNC Tar Heels basketball: New season, new energy. Is this the year Carolina reclaims its throne? Coach Bill Robinson and former player Pete Chilcutt offer insider perspectives on the 2025-26 North Carolina Tar Heels. They discuss standout performances from recent camps, highlighting Seth Trimble's leadership and Caleb Wilson's defensive prowess. The duo analyzes the team's improved shooting, potential frontcourt dominance, and areas for growth. Hear exclusive insights on UNC's roster depth, including Jonathan Powell's efficient shooting and Kyan Evans' crafty play. Robinson and Chilcutt also share touching stories from the Montross Camp, revealing the heart behind Carolina basketball. Discover...
2025-06-2633 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp51 - She's a Little RunawaySend us a textTeenage Runaway Girl?Captain's Paternity Tested!A study of Playboy magazine and body hairProducer Caleb in Stranger Things inspired drag?We celebrate one year of podcasting Love Boat Exposed!!Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained...
2024-07-1126 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp50 - Don Knotts Impregnates Catwoman?!Send us a textJulie Newmar + Don Knotts !! The mis-match of the century!! Now The Love Boat has had pretty much every cast member from another of our old favorite TV shows, Three's Company!That's right, Catwoman from the original Batman TV show and Classic TV's own Barney Fife / Mr. Furley . Seduction. Impersonation. Pregnancy?Another plot touches on The Holocaust. Heavy. Are we even on the right show for this?...plus a whole lot more...Visit L...
2024-07-0531 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp49- "R" Words: Three is Company TwoSend us a text🛳️ New Lows are Hitting the Deck on this Episode:🤪 The sad use of the word "Re*ard" (multiple times) to describe a young mentally handicapped boy - by his mom, Three's Company's Joyce DeWitt (!)😞 The act of constant sexual harassment and possibly the other "R-word" - as a creep over-powers a woman for the entirety of the cruise - and her man, Three's Company's neighbor-guy, Larry stands by watching 🚓 In a bit of levity (?!) the captain faces possible jail time from IRS lady Phyllis Diller (?!) unless he sleeps with her...
2024-06-2736 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp48 - Taxi Driver: Love Boat StyleSend us a text🚕 Pretty lady propositions shlub taxi driver & pulls him onto cruise!🍑 Doc's bare butt stars in a sick office-bedroom adventure!!👰♂️ Doc Marriage proposal? Lady Doc humbles Doc Briker!🤒 Lovesick crew member redemption arc?!Caleb's Rule? "If best friends kiss 50 times, it's not considered just best friends anymore."— Producer Caleb Charlotte's Web! "Oh, I'm so sick of these boys saying I love you on the first date - I don't like that. It's just trash - RUN ladies!"— Co-Host Charlotte
2024-06-2023 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp47 - Cruising Alaska! Where Men are Men, and ...Send us a text🎉💍 Season 3 Begins - Fall 1979 with a Big Fat Wedding in Alaska!! 🏔️ Goodbye Mexico as Love Boat heads north to North America's Final Frontier👮 NCIS' Mark Harmon in his 20's!🏃 Man leaves bride at alter for ex-girlfriend?🪮 Mrs. Roper is back again as Three's Company continues to stock the cruise guest list🐎 Doc high-horse as he disapproves of someone's actions.👱🏼♀️ Julie sports a Farah look!🧥 PETA-watch as the entire ship sports fur coats Visit LoveBoatExpos...
2024-06-1323 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp46 - POW! Season 2 Ends! Pregnant at 87? Sony Bono joins KISS? (Almost) End of the 70s DecadeSend us a textSeason Two Double Header!! Too much packed into just one show!!👨🎤 Sonny Bono is a Goth Death KISS Rocker ☠️ Overheard Murder Plans!👵 Grandma gives birth in a sick Doc Experiment?!👩🦰 Redheads femme fatales seduction!🧏♀️ Say it isn't so: Fun with a deaf character?😴 Goodnight Season Two ... and nearing the end of the 70s decade🪩🕺☮️The Innocence of Gopher"I've always thought of Gopher as the nice dude on the ship. Even though he can get a little bit nutty sometimes, he's like the innocent brother is how I've al...
2024-06-0633 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp45 - Julie's Daddy Complex Get's WeirdSend us a text🏩 Julie sets her sites on a senior dude - we're not sure why ❤️🔥 A prepubescent boy falls in love with ... Julie. Thank you, Stubing.⛽ Gaslighting behavior on full display✊ Evil capitalists vs. union organizers?👖 Stolen clothes that magically fit the thieves🤓 and a side-dish of manipulation of slow adults "The Portrayal of Female Characters on Love Boat": "I feel like the writers are trying to make this innocent girl next door thing - while at the same time they love to...
2024-05-3033 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp44 - Corey Feldman! Stiller & Meara!! Charo!!!Send us a text🌶️ Papa Stiller caught with Charo in his hot little hands?! Ben Stiller's Parents are aboard! (Anna Meara and Jerry Stiller) 🕺 Multi-talented Corey Feldman makes his Love Boat Debut!😳 Julie unknowingly trains Charo in the art of seduction!!💔 Stolen Love? A buried story from WW2 creates tensions and mystery.🌩️ "The Sins of Our Fathers" '... that's what we do here. We pull the clips from each show, things that are questionable, moral...
2024-05-2227 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp43 - Palms & Grease. Let Your Imagination Go Wild!Send us a text🔮 Appropriation and the Gypsy fortune-teller💐 Didi Conn ("Frenchy" from Greece) visits - and Gopher practices the art of deception 🐷 The Captain is a Sexist Pig🔍 GRANDY WATCH Begins: Gopher: Congressman and Politico?Body Positivity: "If you guys saw me at the beach, you would all think that I was some kind of a monster. I have a umbrella. I've got a hat. I have a whole cover on me. There is no skin exposed because I'm a redhead."— Charlotte
2024-05-1624 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp.42 - Dog Smuggling & Isaacs's Misbehavin'Send us a textThis week's episode?Wild.Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creationsFair Use Act DisclaimersInformation contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976...
2024-05-0921 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedSex Slave Castaway! Titanic Disaster?Send us a text🔄EPISODE REWIND Top-Rated Episode of Season 2(Originally aired Nov. 30 2023)👙A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back, and so is Mrs. Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more!🎉 SEASON 2 BEGINS!!!🏝️Gilligan Style!! Our crew is stranded on a deserted tropical island with a Tom Hanks look-alike from Castaway, and the crew must give up one of their own to be...
2024-05-0233 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp41 - OJ Simpson and Pollyanna?Send us a textThis Episode rocks at a fast-pace with characters and plots that include:🗡️ An appearance by the murderous OJ Simpson?!🦰 Hayley Mills (grown-up Pollyanna)⛵ Yachting with scandalous P Diddy??!👎 A boatload of stereotypes⚾ Reggie Jackson knocks it out of the ballpark⌛ Crispin Glover from Back to the Future time-zaps to 1979?!Crazy Stuff. Pretty Funny, actually.Check it out!Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air...
2024-04-2534 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp40 - Bitter Amputee, Pill-Popping OverdoseSend us a text- Julie and Doc Have more foreplay (!)- Oscar Goldman from "6 Million Dollar Man" wallows in big self pity - His wife is driven to constant tranquilizer usage- The woman doctor-shops and overdoses on pills- Two Girls, One Guy. This ain't pretty.- and a heavy dollop of fat shaming by your very own captain Enjoy this wild episode!!Love Boat Season 2, Episode 20Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us...
2024-04-1834 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp39 - Gilligan Gets Laid, Julie Can't Stop Man-StealingSend us a text🍸 Captain's Alcoholism comes in handy👨🦽 Handicapped Vietnam Vet resolution😚 Gilligan (Gilligan's island) picks up a lady friend💣 Julie, a homewrecker - again!🥪 We also talk Madonna, grilled cheese, & tomato soup, 😐 #️MeToo: "I like how the captain draws a line not drinking at work, but he will have sex with women at work. He will grope women at work. He will threaten to kill people at work with keyholing."— Charlotte🥣 "Campbell's New Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup""Campbell's has just announced that it is coming out with a new grilled c...
2024-04-1122 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp38 - Julie's Dimpled Desires and Vietnam ControversySend us a text🌶️ Julie's Reunion Cruise Reveals illicit encounters and super creeps.🪖 Love Boat goes political with a Vietnam War theme.🐔 Vietnam War Draft Dodger on The Love Boat😖 Assorted Scandals, Romance, and Betrayals 🛏️ Woman designated as "Man-Hop Steamroller"🎭 Bob Denver (Gilligan) and Raymond Burr (Perry Mason, Ironside) Trust and Betrayal in Relationships:"If my boyfriend ever just said, 'Oh, sorry, that kiss just happened,' and I happen to have witnessed said kiss ,,, and then he tries to gaslight me ... And if I were to forgive him, there'd b...
2024-04-0423 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp37 - Blatant Racism & Sins of The FatherSend us a text⭐ "Ted Lange, if you're listening out there, I would like to go beyond Cameo. I'd like to patch you in as a guest because we've got questions, and you're one of our favorite characters."— Rob 🚫 Unjust Profiling: "Well, first of all, are we profiling her by saying that since she was a convict, she stole them? Is that what we're supposed to automatically assume?— Charlotte🤬 Awkward Family Moments Quote: "In the future, remind me not to bring my women around you." ...
2024-03-2826 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp36 - Dark Magic and Gopher QuitsSend us a text🚢😈🪄 The Love Boat sails into the Realm of Dark Magic 🦱 Welcome Back Kotter revisits the Love Boat 🐹 "The Gopher" slams down the gauntlet. The captain gets it between the eyes and Goph walks out the door⚠️ PLUS, we expose:🔮 Creepy magicians💬 Speech impediments🐇 Animal protection laws💦 The state of Sweathogs in general💪 Overconfident male bravado👨🦲 John Travolta and baldnessThis covers The Love Boat season 2, episode 16Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, a...
2024-03-2127 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp35 - Open Marriage Swinger Cruise 70s StyleSend us a textLock your cabin doors! Spouses are swapping and no one is safe!From open marriages and love triangles to questionable moral decisions, no scandal goes unturned in this episode.Ginger from Gilligan's Island is the Doc's Ex Ex Ex Ex WifeDown to ClownGaslighting, Cheating, and Revenge on the High Seas- Jokes about sending a glitter bomb to someone- Commentary on producer Caleb's acting career and missed opportunities on a popular show"Living His...
2024-03-1432 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp34 - Sex Doll Passengers and Julie's Arranged Marriage?Send us a textVentriloquists bring new forms of deviant behavior onboard when their dummies seem to get a mind of their own - and look out for when these creepy "sex dolls" are on the prowl.Spotlight on Julie as she is actively recruited to become a wife to a feret-like man and a pack of orpans in the wilds of ALASKA of all places! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for ai...
2024-03-0728 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp33 - Buy a Child in Mexico? All Aboard!Send us a textCaptain and Doc on the make, again.Women's attraction to Doc remains inexplicable.Using the set from Zoro's on Love Boat.Dabney Coleman and Rue McClanahan win points for their actingChico and the Man connection."That's kids been found stealing a watch, how could he be redeemed? Love Boat, you just made a stereotype come to life in front of our eyes!"— Rob"There's nothing redeemable about Doc. There's nothing good about Doc. And every every episode, I'm confused as...
2024-02-2930 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp32 - Gopher Sleaze Meter & Doc Cuts a WomanSend us a text🩺 Doc happily tells a passenger he would like to probe her... then later, he has another woman on his operating table.🐹 Gopher gets ranked highly when we introduce the sleaze and horny meters. He actually "pins the needle"😐 Julie goes full Stepford as she doesn't react to the twisted behavior around her.🩸 More evidence of the captain and the doc's blood brotherhood.👖 Forever in Blue Jumpsuits - and why they equal trouble on The Love Boat"I cou...
2024-02-2239 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp31 - Little People & Sex Bet for JulieSend us a text🍕 Julie is the ultimate people pleaser (wink, wink); at least, that's what two boys figure as they bet an anchovy pizza to the first one that beds her.🧑🤝🧑 "Little People" invade the Love Boat, and they cause some passengers to face their own micro-prejudices 👱♀️ Doc and Mrs. Brady are a thing, and SHE pretty much makes that happen.🤪 "Girls Secrets Revealed": "Men make us crazy. Look at that scene just now. She was literally in between both of them. Both of them are yelling on top of her, grabbing her...
2024-02-1526 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp30 - Doc's Underage Dilemma with Bonus Fat-Shaming!Send us a text🚨 The Doctor is continuously sexually propositioned by ... Gopher's sister. Also, she is a minor. And she wants the doc to teach her how to "love" correctly. 🔪 Jamie Lee Curtis had just starred in the original Halloween movie and now visits The Love Boat for this episode. Unfortunately, there is no Michael Myers, neither from SNL nor the classic horror film.👻 Jimmy "JJ" Walker is back!! But he's dead and a ghost. His wife literally burned him to death, which does get a pretty big laugh. Now he wants to watch her...
2024-02-0835 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp29 - Russian Dominatrix + Doc! The Captain Has a Daughter?Send us a text⚔️ Communist Infiltration! A blonde Russian amazon brings the Doc to his knees - literally. Will America win in this love struggle? Will the Cold War melt under her touch? Ok, I got all that out of my system😮 The Captain Learns he has a Daughter - he never knew it! The story is revealed in a series of daydream flashbacks; they also show the captain as a young man. Disturbing.📺 Maury Povich Baby Daddy Drama: "This whole captain thing is like a TV show re...
2024-02-0131 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp28 - Hero Child Stops Suicide Attempt - Redemptive CruiseSend us a textEditor’s Note: If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts or mental health matters, please call the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline by dialing 988 to connect with a trained counselor or visit the 988 Lifeline website.🛳️ The Love Boat redeems itself a bit in it's Season 2, Episode 7 episode - a suicide is thwarted and an interesting monologue - from a child no less - saves the day. 🧛♂️ Also, Vincent Price is onboard, and he's a lady's man. It's his haunting voice you hear on the Michael Jackson hit "Thri...
2024-01-2529 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp27 - Kissing Bandit Girl Hunt, Guess the BaitSend us a text💃 All Hail The Kissing Bandit - Billy Crystal Zorro-Style - and the ladies that love him! He would be arrested these days... 😘 The dude attacks woman with kisses, female passengers seem to love it - and their men hate it - so the hunter becomes the hunted...and Julie in a low cut dress gets drafted to be the bait.💥 We also talk About: Julie MCoy's Only Fans Page (?!), the new Netflix Beverly Hills Cop film, Botox, is Kenny Rogers dead?, Plastic surgery, the first gay recurring character...
2024-01-1825 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEP 26: War and Lust: All Aboard!Send us a text🐹👗Gopher-in-drag saves a damsel in distress, only to be sexually assaulted himself💪 All-out BRAWL - a violent cruise ship fight, with one positive: the captain gets his ass handed to him 😈 More of the Super Creep Perv Captain's Uncle🎷 Eric Estrada only wants sax with Mackenzie Phillips👴🏻 The Unfortunate Incident: "What's so fun about a 78-year-old man jumping on top of you when you're in your 20s? Nothing's fun about that."— Charlotte🍧BONUS: Caleb teases the audience with a story of fu...
2024-01-1128 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp 25 - Julie Assaulted, Crew Shrugs: Pervasive Sickness at SeaSend us a textWhile we do find humor in some parts of this episode, exposing Love Boat Season 2, Ep5 proves to be a sickening journey.We work through some devious and outright illegal behavior ...😔 Somehow, humor gets combined with inappropriate behavior - and basically, sexual assault is played for comedy. 🆘 The captain makes Julie spend time, over and over again, with his perv uncle. The old creeper gropes, force-kisses, and basically attacks Julie - yet it seems it's all a joke to everyone. ⚠️ Doc even adds his scumminess to the mix w...
2024-01-0426 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedMerry Christmas & Happy New Year!!Send us a textWe hope you all are having a great holiday season!! We got the laughs in this Best of Episode!!This week, while we are all celebrating with friends and family, we decided to rerun our best of season one episode. Please do take another listen as you prepare yourselves for our triumphant return next week - 2024!!Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we...
2023-12-2842 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp 24 - Charlies Angels Sex Prowl + Sony Bono!Send us a textSonny Bono, Charlie's Angels, scam artists, Drake, The West Coast rap community, Aaron Spelling, Fantasy Island, Donna Martin, 90210, National Lampoon, Chevy Chase, Ryan Reynolds, Little Caesar's, and Caleb's OnlyFans page ...What do all these things have in common?They're all part of this week's show!!PLUS:🪽 Charlie's Angels' Bosley is having a "banging" good time with 3 girls. They are friends. They all want him. Why?! ☮️ Sono (of Sonny and Cher) flies solo - actually, he's part of a grifter duo, and they are sett...
2023-12-2130 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp23 - Julie Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest & Little House TomboySend us a textJulie's downward mental spiral and "Adult Deficiency Disease" among the crew. Melissa Gilbert out-acts her co-stars, and an anti-sex couple hits the brakes and goes hard in reverse. 🤪 We are concerned. Julie's emotional state and spiraling behavior including her odd reaction to her parent's divorce news.😘 Little Kiss on The Prarie: A young Melissa Gilbert has a passionate kiss with another pre-teen. Please just stop, Love Boat.🍆 Promise Keeper Implosion: Celibate strangers can't help but touch, and feel, and...🥹Lifetime Movie Alert: Sad and touching m...
2023-12-1432 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp22 - Depraved Coupling & Stockholm SyndromeSend us a text ⛈️More Hurrican Mayhem with the crew still stranded on a deserted island and threatened by a madman🤢 The ultimate taboo is unveiled as a couple hooks up and creates perhaps the sickest of all stories in Love Boat History. ⚠️You've been warned.👗Mrs. Roper falls in love/lust with her captor.💔A love-starved wife wants touching and squeezing. Her hubby tells her how well he actually does that - with a string of mistresses!! Ha Ha Ha 🙄👨⚕️Speculation ensues about Doc becoming the leader of a sex cult on the is...
2023-12-0731 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp21 - Titanic Disaster? Sex Slave Castaway!Send us a text👙A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back! So is Mrs Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his own cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more!🎉SEASON 2 BEGINS!!!🏝️Gilligan Style!! Our crew is stranded on a deserted tropical island with a Tom Hanks look-alike from Castaway, and the crew must give up one of their own to become a sex slave for real. But still, it is funny somehow. 🌩️Ti...
2023-11-3033 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp20 - Best of Season One!! Audience Favorites!Send us a textThis is The Best of Season One!! Neat, Compact, and Double-Stuff Loaded with Delicious Fillings that Include: A captain's lust.Racism sexualized with a pretty beaver theme.Playmate on exam table.Attempted murder.Incest on board.Show host dating habits... ... and So, So, Much More!! Thanks to our sponsor, RS Media Group, for their continuous support in producing high-quality podcasts like Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed. They offer e...
2023-11-2342 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp19 - Mr. Miyagi Sex Blackbelt & Gopher the Scientologist?Send us a textIs Gopher in a cult? Is he a Scientologist??! Better get Lisa Remini on the case!SEASON ONE FINALE!!!At the show's end, Rob, Charlotte, and Caleb take a moment or two to reflect on what we've learned from Love Boat Season One. It's deep, it's enlightening - and perhaps it's a reflection of ourselves. 😉Also, a cheating pimp, how is that even possible? Maybe not BUT It is Antonio Vargas, who played one on Starsky & Hutch.In another kind-of-refreshing appearance, Pat Morita, Mr Miy...
2023-11-1632 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp18 - Superfreak Julie is After Dr. Perv!Send us a textHookers, Blackmailers, Abusive Creep Spouses, Toupees - and Much More!!These last episodes of Season 1 are top-heavy with weird and depraved behavior!🛳️TWISTED CONTENT includes: 1️⃣ Cruise Director Julie corners the Doc sexually - like she wants him to want her!2️⃣ A sexy redhead passenger launches a war against her scumbag other half - and somehow Doc beds her!3️⃣ Charlotte delves into classic gigolo and hooker movies after a passenger is cruelly revealed as a sex worker. 4️⃣ Producer Caleb and his connection to the classic film "Point Break"
2023-11-0933 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEP 17: Cheatin' Gambler Fleeces the CrewSend us a text1️⃣ A high-stakes game: Our hosts explore using marked cards to cheat in a card game - by none other than senior citizen sleaze (Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H*) ... and the reveal of just how much money is at stake – a whopping $19,000 (according to Producer Caleb)! Gopher, Julie, and even Isaac are thoroughly screwed 💰💔2️⃣ Unmasking "The Doctor": We dive into the mysterious and questionable behaviors of "Dr. Bricker," raising questions about his credentials and his notorious reputation for "scoring." Is he really who he claims to be? 🩺😏...
2023-11-0223 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp16 - Caligula at Sea on Valentine's Day!Send us a textFrench Pretenses, Lust Robots, and Unwanted Advances!In the latest episode of Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, where we dive deep into the scandalous secrets of the classic TV show, The Love Boat! 🚢🔎 In this episode, we explore three generations discussing their love for The Love Boat, reflecting on how societal norms have changed since the 70s. Here are three key takeaways:1️⃣ The Power of the Singles Cruise: Discover the thrills of a singles cruise featured in one particular episode. Get ready for an insane...
2023-10-2627 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp15 - The Grim Reaper Visits, Cop Beds Robber and Julie's KGB+ ?Send us a textDirty Deeds and questionable behaviors continue to go deep into the controversial waters of "The Love Boat."Ugly vs. Hot: Join us as we empathize with the "designated ugly friend" who's facing the eternal struggle of feeling left out while her dazzling pal steals all the limelight.Producer Caleb ponders, "Why does the hot friend get all the boys and the money from the embezzlement scheme? Life's just not fair on the Love Boat."Doctor's Cabin Chronicles: What really happens in the doc's cabin? We...
2023-10-1939 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp 14- The Treacherous Bikini Contest Meltdown!Send us a textA poolside beauty contest takes the spotlight with Marcia Brady and an assortment of lovely ladies.So, the contentants get hit with one sexist slander after another - and it's Captain Stubing doing the lecherous play-by-play! Please note: a beaver is featured ... and that's just the beginning. Then we wrap-up last week's jewelry heist and turns out the moron thieves don't know the difference between fake and real diamond. They really F-up. Mistress Adrienne Barbeau is back too and the cat-is-out-of-the-bag, so to speak.
2023-10-1245 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp 13- Wife Meets Mistress, Diamond Heist and Gopher's Happy MassageSend us a textA floozy decoy named Taffy, a Captain Stubing doppelgänger and Gopher's "happy-ending" massage in the ship's lobby (!!) It's all the collateral of clearly illegal hijinks that kick in hardcore as an Ocean's Eleven-style diamond heist takes center stage. But wait there's more !! Adrian Barbeau, a buxom, sex-symbol actress from the 70s (Beau Arthur's daughter from "Maude,") plays "The Mistress." She struts onto the ship and promptly makes great friends with her guy's wife. Hilarity ensues. "Ox was the guy who was like, "Act...
2023-10-0529 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp12 - Monkey Gone Wild, Spanking in Order?Send us a textGopher is a monkey smuggler. There, I said it. This episode also dabbles in nose jobs, and Don Adams, the voice of Inspector Gadget and star of the classic TV series Get Smart. As is the case with most sitcoms, TV shows, and even movies from the 1970s, chimpanzees will invariably show up and create some kind of hilarity or havoc, and sometimes both. This happens a lot in this episode.There is also a storyline where two old vaudeville-type performers have a reunion that turns explosive...
2023-09-2829 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp11 - A Twisted Family Reunion with Bob Crane and a Sexist Retro TV Commercial!Send us a textWe are seeing the end of Bob Crane's acting career here, in that he was real-life murdered a few months after this dark and confusing episode. Yes, that Bob Crane - from Hogan's Heroes - whose life was later dramatized in the movie Auto Focus with Greg Kinnear and Willem Defoe. Look it up. Yikes. Creepy.His Jerry Springer-style plotline ultimately is another study of inappropriate affection between two passengers: a long-lost father and his adult daughter. It's strange writing, and we couldn't help but feel...
2023-09-2128 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp10 - Grandpa and the Stowaway - Amber Alert!Send us a textTwisted relationship dynamics and drama set sail on this one, folks! A scandalous age gap friendship between a solo traveling old dude and a 15-year-old stowaway takes the spotlight here. Yes, you read that correctly. What is going on here?! Our hosts demand answers and we ultimately do get them - but are the answers good enough? After last week's episode, it seems that all the rules of civility and decency have been thrown overboard. In another plot, we have two major cast members from Happy Days...
2023-09-1428 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp09 - A Priest. A Bathtub. A Gun, and Mrs. Brady ?Send us a textEdgy Adult Humor is front-loaded in this head-scratching, "Is this really happening?!" episode. This installment actually is shocking and includes jaw-dropping revelations where Christmas themes definitely have gone wrong! "Family Reunion: It sounds like a G**damn Griswold Christmas, literally. Uncle Eddie showing up would be the tip of the iceberg."— Co-Host CharlotteThe centerpiece here is definitely about a priest and some situations that set-off all kinds of alarms! Don' even ask about "the soap and water fights.""Oh, my...
2023-09-0728 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp08 - Happy Days, Zsa Zsa, Vegas, Airplane - All on One Show!Send us a textIconic 1970's TV and film characters all come together on one big boat! Ignored spouses, cheating fiends, and a doctor who may be incapable of delivering a baby - is he even a real doctor?"Big" Al Delvecchio, Arnold's replacement from Happy Days! Zsa Zsa Gabor! Vegas and Spenser for Hire's Robert Urich and funny guy Leslie Nielsen all play a part in this raunchy, slap-happy cruise!In one plot, we dive into the twisted story of two senior ladies who assault cruisers with literal and physical...
2023-08-3126 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp07 - Romance Roulette: Ladies on The ProwlSend us a textRole Reversals. Female Empowerment. Are we still talking about The Love Boat? YES! Romance Roulette is the name of this game, and this time the fun involves three women who have a burning desire to find not-exactly-romance, in fact, they seek something much more primal(!)SNL alumni Jane Curtin takes lead in the frolic, and she may be tinkering with the wrong plumber. Hmm. Just listen, and you'll see what I mean. From strategic sunblock applications to deciphering secret code words (spoiler: "Screwdriver"...
2023-08-2420 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp06 - Twins and Misdeeds for Doc, but Julie's a Homewrecker?Send us a textTwo twin sisters. One Doc. Need we say more? Doc Bricker gets rejected by a passenger lady; he then makes her like him by being pushy and giving her "vitamins" - which works. She also has a twin sister, and they are pretending to be one person for whatever reason.Whew.So they both end up in bed with him, one after the other, within the same night. Within the same hour. Somehow they tricked him, but he ended up on the winning end. Hmmm. O...
2023-08-1731 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp05 - The Virginity Contest and Pimp GrandmaSend us a textJuan Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter is a V-card-carrying fella in the hot seat with his rowdy friends. It's up to him to fumble through a ship full of ladies until he finds the end of the rainbow - or something like that. On the other end of the spectrum is sweet-crazy grandma. She's cruising with her granddaughter with one goal: to get her hooked up with a higher class of dude - and granny wants her to use everything she's got. This includes her cleavage and oth...
2023-08-1036 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEP04 - Cuchi Cuchi: The Charo Legend BeginsSend us a textCharo. The Legend. This one-name wonder swung through the 70s with her Flamenco guitar, chuchi-cuchi catchphrase, and jiggly approach to life. It's no surprise that The Love Boat welcomed her as a guest star 10 times, To kick things off, we're given reason to contemplate the ethics of tasing holy men. Milton Berle drops into this episode playing an obnoxious oaf, much like his real-life self. We dive into the madness of Milton Berle's infamous Saturday Night Live stint and explore the unforgivable act...
2023-08-0329 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp03 - Mike Brady's Got A Gun, Julie's Got An ItchSend us a textAfter slinging a rifle, bingo, and drinking, a maniacal Mr. Brady hooks up with ex-wife "Hot Lips" Houlihan from TV's M*A*S*H - who he had just aimed a firearm at while extolling the joys of KILLING her!Then there's our sweet, cute Cruise Director Julie McCoy, and what Julie wants, Julie gets! Maybe. Can she find a way to consummate a cruise ship hookup with "Mr. Wright", when a dreadful pack of marauding senior citizens keep getting in the way?!?Cut to Nice Guy marriage counselor, Ri...
2023-07-2728 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp02 - My Captain, My Predator, Dude Looks Like a LadySend us a textCaptain Stubing leads his pack of employee boys in hot pursuit of a cross-dressing passenger. In a disturbing display, the captain gives in to his dark desires.All this attention lands squarely on beloved actor John Ritter (Jack Tripper from Three's Company), who pulls off a whammy when he dresses as a lady to stealthily pursue an old girlfriend. The cruise goes full Bermuda Triangle when he attracts the ship's crew like dogs in heat.Producer Caleb joins the Host's Circle with Rob and Charlotte ...
2023-07-2029 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp01 - Bon Voyage: Our PilotSend us a textCenterfold Gets a Doc-Exam! The Captain's Revenge! Dyn-0-Mite Break-in ...But Wait, There's More!Come aboard, we're expecting you! Hosts Rob and Charlotte get-to-know The Love Boat's all-too-cozy crew and peculiar passengers. Producer Caleb fans, please note that he's not allowed on a microphone until episode 2.Workplace harassment, privacy breaches, abuse of power, societal issues - it's all here in this episode! We humorously take apart the worst offenses with commentary and modern-day criticism. When it comes to the wild ways of the 70s, y...
2023-07-0630 min
Crime Cruise: Love Boat ExposedEp00 - Love Boat Exposed TrailerSend us a textThis is Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, the podcast that hunts down and tears apart shenanigans on the classic 1970s TV show, The Love Boat. When laws, morals, and behavior go rogue - We Are There!We're a humorous TV review podcast injected with commentary, jokes, and critique.Join Rob, Charlotte, and Producer Caleb for a new episode every week. In this brief preview/trailer episode, the team will describe the show and how it all comes together.When it comes to the wild ways of the 70...
2023-07-0402 min
Cool Story BroEp 2 - G'day, Winnie (Ft. Caleb Chilcutt)Today, we have a guest! Our friend Caleb brings a dope accent and our favorite joke so far to the table in this one.This episode discusses the pain of being a BYU fan, crazy people at Walmart, Winnie the Pooh, and Jake/Logan Paul. Hope you guys like it!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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