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Call Me When You're HealedWhen Electronics and Men GlitchPack your bags (and maybe your marriage license) because this week Nat’s fresh from a family trip to Minnesota, Kita’s back from a Waymo-filled San Francisco vacation, and we’re unpacking everything from driverless cars to drive-thru cravings. We cover Taco Bell on the beach, Chili’s on the Nile River, and a THC-crab-sandwich situation you have to hear to believe.On the relationship side, Nat reveals her top 3 must-haves to marry a man (plus the tattoo promise she made to herself), Kita shares the 3 things in Trey that sealed the deal, and we g...
2025-08-141h 06Call Me When You're HealedThe 90s Called 🕹️📞💖This week on Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila are taking a trip down memory lane 🌀 back to our childhoods in the 90s and early 2000s. We’re talking dial-up internet, AIM chats, email pranks, Limewire chaos (“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” 😅), and secret gamer girl lives featuring Frogger, GTA, Sims, and Runescape. Oh, and Robot Chicken? Traumatizing.We also get into the emotional side of growing up — from scary movies we weren’t ready for 👻 to mall stores our parents would never let us shop at (justice for Libby...
2025-07-311h 21Call Me When You're HealedBlocked, Bitten, and Barely JealousThis week on Call Me When You’re Healed, trust issues are trending. 💅 A girl caught her man cheating by checking her blocked list—yep, he was blocking other girls on her phone. Make it make sense.Then Minnesota Natalie ruins Markita’s river girl fantasy with one terrifying fact: there are snakes in Texas rivers. Floating? Canceled. 🐍The girls get real about jealousy—rating themselves and breaking down how it shows up in relationships and friendships. And when it comes to inviting someone else into where the magic happens? Let’s just say… hard pass.Plus...
2025-07-171h 02Call Me When You're HealedGay Boyfriends and Short LeadersOn this week’s episode of Call Me When You’re Healed (or call us… we don’t even know anymore), Natalie dreams of convincing her ex he is gay and he just wont admit it. Markita and Natalie say screw the dating rules, and a guy on “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” wants to stay single so he doesn’t cheat—make it make sense. We recap the Love Island drama, defend Amaya, question Ace’s leadership (and height), and unpack a Healing Hotline where a girl gets dumped over a thirst trap like?? He was just looking for an exi...
2025-07-101h 21Call Me When You're HealedMan’s Best FriendThis week, Markita and Natalie are spiraling—but in a cute, self-aware way. First up: if we were strippers, what would our names be? (Spoiler: it’s giving glitter, drama, and mild tax evasion energy.) Then we dive into the Sabrina album cover discourse—is it serving empowered siren or softcore submissive for the male gaze?Next, we ask the important question: could we survive on Love Island? Probably not, but we break down which girl from last season is giving New Natalie vs. Old Natalie energy. Growth is real, okay?W...
2025-06-261h 06Call Me When You're HealedThe Ultimate Crash OutThis week, your favorite forgetters are back and fully crashed out. Kita gives a final (and petty) update on her ghosting ex-bestie, Nat didn’t unblock her exes (growth!), and somehow we end up on the most unhinged man-hating rant of the season. Markita and Natalie are back and cutting straight to the mess—starting with Netflix’s Cheat where, spoiler alert, every man had a wandering eye. Is it in their DNA or just vibes and poor decisions? The girls break down how men and women are programmed differently (but cheating ain’t in the manual), and how every ac...
2025-06-191h 04Call Me When You're HealedA photo of a ManThis week, Kita Tequila and NatSheezy spiral with style—anxiety, shame, and a side of sleep gummies. From wishing people a “sad birthday” to saying no to men just to see what they do! The girls also place a high-stakes bet: will Nat’s exes or Kita’s ex-bestie reach out first? Nat considers unblocking the past (pray for her) and Kita’s tracking her blood pressure because shes at that age lol! The Healing Hotline is back with a skimpy situation of booty shorts, and yes—Nat forgets the name of their own podcast. Classic. So grab your drinks and lis...
2025-06-1258 minCall Me When You're HealedGirl, That's not a Red Flag, That's a Firearm!Kita and Nat are back with bar drama, blocked texts still coming through (thanks, MacBook), and men with way too much audacity. They share the words that stuck with them, dive into childhood memories, imagine raising their future daughters, and close it out with The Healing Hotline for our anxious girlies trying to let go with grace. Healing has entered the chat 💅📞Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagr...
2025-06-051h 00Call Me When You're HealedAllow us to reintroduce ourselvesWe’re back with a fresh episode of Call Me When You’re Healed and kicking things off with a little mystery… is Markita still being ghosted by her bestie, or did the ghost finally rise from the dead? 👻 You’ll have to tune in to get the tea (and yes, we have thoughts).Then we hit pause for a much-needed reintroduction: who we are (hi, it’s NatSheezy and Kita Tequila), where we’re from, why we packed our bags for Austin, and all the little things that make us us!Nat...
2025-05-291h 02Call Me When You're HealedWe're Still UnhealedWe’re back, besties!! 💅✨Okay guys were back !!!! Season 2, Episode 1 is HERE and yes, we missed you *insert Kim K voice* While we were off the grid (oops), life was life-ing. Markita spills the tea on getting ghosted… by one of her closest friends over her birthday?! Meanwhile, Natalie had a whole boyfriend during our break—did he survive the season hiatus or did he get... canceled?PLUS, we’re bringing back our fave segment: The Healing Hotline 📞💕 This week’s caller needs help setting boundaries with a friend whose boyfriend is giving major narcissist man-boy vibes (ick). So grab...
2025-05-221h 10Call Me When You're HealedGirl Code 101
In this episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, Markita and Natalie dive into some juicy life updates, starting with Natalie’s FaceTime date with the mysterious "Mr. Scottsdale" and whether her high expectations might be setting her up for disappointment. They unpack what love bombing looks like, before Markita reveals her tequila-filled weekend, leading them to joke that her nickname "Kita Tequila" might be manifesting some unhealthy habits. Shifting gears, they tackle the rules of Girl Code—what it is, the unspoken rules, and real-life examples of when it’s broken. They dish on Fashion...
2024-10-031h 10Call Me When You're HealedMy Man, My Man, My ManIn this wild, hilarious episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy recounts her unforgettable weekend in Scottsdale filled with birthday/bachelorette shenanigans, the infamous “I’m finna bust” hook-up story, and meeting her supposed future husband. Kita Tequila then jumps in with her neighborly weekend misadventures, including a rare tequila-shot refusal and a gorgeous wedding in San Antonio. The duo dives into their passions and imposter syndrome, sharing their experiences at the Ponte Firm Influencers Unlocked event, where they mingled with inspiring business owners and panelists. Plus, they tackle a listener's tricky relationship dilemma during The Healing Hotline...
2024-09-261h 15Call Me When You're HealedShe's a Witch!She's a Witch! Or is she just manifesting? In this episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila are bringing all the magic and main character energy your way! Join them as they dive into the power of manifestations, tackling those annoying mental blocks, and embracing the Law of Assumption to live your best life. Whether you’re a manifestation pro or just getting started, you’ll find tips, tricks, and plenty of laughs. Plus, don’t miss The Healing Hotline, where they dish out some real talk on life’s wildest moments. Grab your crystals...
2024-09-191h 03Call Me When You're HealedHold my Drink, Let's Cancel SomeoneIn this Call Me When You’re Healed episode, NatSheezy is finally out of her funk, and Kita Tequila might just be in love... with the DJ! The girls dive into cancel culture, spilling all the tea on celebs like JK Rowling, Justin Timberlake, and Britney Spears. Why do all these cancellations have a racist twist? Markita calls out accountability in the fame game, while Natalie drops her signature wisdom, “the best way to learn is through pain.” Can you handle someone’s villain trait? Natalie hilariously explains using her ex and the second law of thermodynamics (yes, really!). Then, th...
2024-09-121h 11Call Me When You're HealedInsta vs Reality: The Filtered Fantasy ShowdownIn this week's episode of Call Me When You're Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila dive into the world of plastic surgery and the "Instagram Face," breaking down how social media has blurred the lines between natural beauty and a filtered, cyborgian look. From the pressures of looking perfect online to Facetune confessions and comparing ourselves to Insta-perfect faces in Austin, we're getting real about the impossible standards we all seem to be chasing. Plus, don't miss our Healing Hotline segment, where we tackle another juicy, anonymous question from our Facebook fam at The Girl Talk ATX. So, grab your...
2024-09-051h 04Call Me When You're HealedFirst Impressions, Feeling Down & Would You Love Me as a WormIn this episode, the fabulous Kita Tequila and NatSheezy bring their beauty, wit, and humor to a fun game of "How Well Do You Know Your Bestie?" They hilariously banter over quirky questions like whether they'd still be friends if one of them were a worm and share their first impressions of each other. Things get real as they discuss recent feelings of being down and tackle a Girl Talk ATX submission, offering advice on how to avoid the social media comparison trap. Expect laughs, heartfelt moments, and top-tier bestie vibes.
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2024-08-291h 11Call Me When You're HealedPicking apart the Pick-Me Girl PhenomenonFeeling like a Pick-Me Girl? Ready to be cured? We got you! Join Markita and Natalie for a laugh-out-loud episode where they tackle the Pick-Me Girl phenomenon head-on. They’ll spill the tea on spotting those cringe-worthy traits and how to ditch them for good, so you can get back to being your fabulous self. Expect a hilarious tour through some Pick-Me characters on screen, plus their own cringe-worthy experiences with the Pick-Me epidemic and how they came out on the other side. And don’t miss the ultimate debate: should you send that “Hey girl” text or hit “delete” in...
2024-08-151h 10Call Me When You're HealedBrainwashed by the BoxIn Episode 12 of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila get playful as they dissect how TV and movies mess with our relationship expectations. They start with Parent Trap, where Meredith’s strong traits make her the villain—seriously, why shouldn’t she aim high? Then it’s off to Beauty and the Beast, where Belle’s refusal to eat dinner from her captor reveals some seriously outdated romance ideas. They chat about Sleeping Beauty and her not-so-consensual wake-up call, and applaud Moana for finding her true self while navigating the pitfalls in Princess and the Frog. Nat an...
2024-08-081h 05Call Me When You're HealedThe Bold, The Brave, The BackstabJoin NatSheezy and Kita Tequila as they dive into dating disasters, big city moves, and a scandalous girl-kissing-someone-else’s-boyfriend saga. Nat hilariously recounts her date with a (surprise to her) non-monogamous guy, while Kita adds colorful commentary. They share their journey of moving to Austin, offering practical tips on city living, building a community, and handling loneliness. The episode wraps up with a juicy discussion on cheating and forgiveness after a bold girl kisses another girl’s boyfriend right in front of her. Laughs, life lessons, and a dash of delusional optimism await!
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2024-08-0155 minCall Me When You're HealedFrom Fast Food to ForeverIn this episode of "Call Me When You're Healed," your hilarious hosts Natalie (aka NatSheezy) and Markita (aka Kita Tequila) bring you a heartwarming and hilarious feel-good love story. Markita recounts the infamous tale of how she met her now-husband Trey, featuring a charming meet-cute and the invisible string theory. Hear all about her mom spotting Trey first and the unforgettable initial interaction between her dad and Trey, with Markita sharing her raw feelings and reactions throughout the story.
But wait, there's more! The dynamic duo dives into the new segment “The Healing Hotline” wher...
2024-07-251h 02Call Me When You're HealedBills, Thrills and Self-Care SkillsJoin us as we Hauk Tuah our way into your hearts with this episode while we dive into an intriguing anonymous post from The Girl Talk ATX Facebook page, questioning if times have changed regarding dating etiquette and whether it's still proper for a man to pay for drinks on a date. We discuss the evolving dynamics of dating and share our thoughts on this hot topic. Then, we shift our focus to the importance of self-care and self-love, providing a comprehensive list of practices to help you nurture yourself, including establishing a routine, journaling, skincare and hair care...
2024-07-1800 minCall Me When You're HealedA Friend to All is a Friend to NoneGrab your espresso martinis and settle in for another fabulous episode with Markita and Natalie! Drama alert! Ashley from episode one slides back into Kita's DMs—what's her game plan, and does it involve a late apology?
The girls serve up sassy advice on ditching toxic friend groups because, let's face it, ain't nobody got time for shady BFFs who don't respect girl code.
They dish on why breaking up with friends can be more devastating than a breakup with Mr. Wrong. Plus, Natalie shares a cringe-worthy tale of a hangover at work—trust us, its not pretty.
And lastly, they...
2024-07-1153 minCall Me When You're HealedSummer Fling or The Real ThingJoin the charismatic duo Kita Tequila and NatSheezy in Episode 7 as they dissect an anonymous post from The Girl Talk ATX, debating whether it's better to commit exclusively after two months of dating or to enjoy a hot girl summer. They then dive deep into Episode 2 of Sex and the City, exploring themes of beauty standards, pretty privilege, and the allure of idealizing potential partners. With their signature blend of personal anecdotes, sharp analysis, and unfiltered advice, Kita and Nat offer listeners a lively exploration of modern dating dilemmas and self-discovery. Tune in for laughter, revelations, and plenty of...
2024-06-2759 minCall Me When You're HealedNatalie and the CityJoin Markita and Natalie as they tackle the perplexing issue of men who can't even prioritize your birthday or spring for a cheap getaway, and why dumping them is the only logical solution—after all, who needs a travel partner that won't even splurge on a bus ticket?
Later, Natalie gives her hilarious take on her first foray into Sex and the City, confidently declaring herself the Carrie of the group. Is it the shoes or the cosmopolitans? Tune in to find out!
They also delve into the modern phenomenon of situationships—why they're as comm...
2024-06-2056 minCall Me When You're HealedIn Our Cyber Love EraJoin your hilarious and brilliant hosts for a deep dive into the world of dating apps and the impact of social media on relationships. In this episode, they break down the pros and cons of Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge, with a hilarious recounting of how Natalie got banned from Tinder. The discussion then shifts to how social media shapes modern romance: when to soft or hard launch your new partner, the significance of not being posted on your partner’s socials, and how cheating has become more prevalent in the digital age. Tune in for a mix of humor, wi...
2024-06-1358 minCall Me When You're HealedBlack Cat & Golden Retriever EnergyJoin the fabulously witty and charming hosts of Call Me When You’re Healed as they delve into the wild world of relationship dynamics with their latest episode, “Black Cat & Golden Retriever Energy.” In this episode, the hosts explore the intriguing theory of "Black Cat & Golden Retriever Energy," debating on whether the man or woman should embody each persona, comparing celebrity couple dynamics and sharing hilarious anecdotes from their own experiences. Ever wondered if you're more of a feline prowler or a loyal retriever in your relationship? Tune in to find out! But wait, there's more! Get ready for a side...
2024-06-0656 minCall Me When You're HealedComedy on 6th StreetGet ready for a hilarious ride as our two hosts take you through their epic nights out in downtown Austin! From dodging bachelor party shenanigans to playing "Text Your Mom" with drunken dudes, they've got stories that'll make you laugh out loud. Ever wondered how to approach a woman in group of friends at a bar? Well they can definitely tell you what NOT TO DO! Plus, hear their wild takes on fake IDs and dive into a side-splitting debate: would they rather wake up as a dude, or have their boyfriend wake up as a woman? Buckle up...
2024-05-3038 minCall Me When You're HealedThe Benefit of the Doubt NEVER Benefited MeGet ready for another episode of laughs, gasps, and a whole lot of 'huh?'! Ever wonder what movies and shows are essential for any girl? Well, Natalie hasn't got a clue, and Markita is here to roast her for it! Plus, brace yourselves for the 'huh theory' part 2 - because apparently, friendship betrayal can be summed up with just one word. Markita's got a story that'll make you rethink your entire social circle! Also stick around 'til the end to discover the girls' zodiac signs and why it makes them the perfect blend of chaos and charm! So...
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Call Me When You're HealedPremeditated BetrayalWelcome to the premiere episode of "Call Me When You're Healed" where hosts Markita and Natalie are serving up equal parts laughter and life lessons! In this debut extravaganza, they kick things off by giving you the lowdown on who they are, how they met, and how the name of the podcast came about. Natalie spills the tea on her infamous first date in Austin, which unexpectedly birthed the legendary "Huh Theory". So, if you're ready to embark on a journey of hilarity, friendship, dating and maybe even a little enlightenment, tune in and get ready to laugh right...
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