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How (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 12 - A Family GatheringSend us a textDan and Carli sit down with the rest of the Green family (Carol, Jeremy and Miles) for the season finale. Met the fam and learn about how Carli's parents met, learn about some strange and frankly useless inventions and of course, some embarrassing childhood tales about a particular host.Mentioned 36 Crazy Inventions (bit.ly/3Iub4i6)Twix-stealing Monkey (bit.ly/3ij0Zde)4 year old Carli (bit.ly/36wKcRt)If you like us, consider checking us out on the social medias:Instagram...2022-03-2055 minHow (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 11 - The Chilled OneSend us a textDan and Carli record the penultimate episode of the season and it's a chilled one. This time, with Carli's hungover state, there is discussion about all things wholesome: Chronos and Kairos time, coincidences and reflecting on the podcast so far. MentionedPhantom Regret by Jim by The Weeknd - shorturl.at/cvIVX Mind over Masters: The question of Free Will - shorturl.at/lAEI7He wishes for the Cloths of Heaven by William Butler Yeats - shorturl.at/inFX5The Artists Way by Julia Cameron...2022-03-1353 minHow (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 10 - Empathy CrisisSend us a textDan and Carli have both just finished a first aid course and rushed straight back to the recording... bedroom? This week we learn the host's favourite albums, what annoys Dan about Carli and a little bit about the craft of acting. MentionedThe Very Best of Fleetwood Mac by Fleetwood Mac - shorturl.at/dD126Live at the Music Hall by Phosphorescent - shorturl.at/movLN Tim Minchin Graduation Speech - shorturl.at/sBSX3 Ben Kingsley Interview - shorturl.at/mLUZ7 Carli's Twitch Channel...2022-03-061h 14How (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 9 - Cock ItSend us a textThis week, Dan and Carli are joined by their friend and marketing guru, Helen Armitage, to have a good old chin wag about how to get the podcast out there. This is the episode to listen to to get to know everyone better. Questions are asked, life lessons are shared and Dan and Carli don't seem to have listened hard enough to learn anything!If you like us, consider checking us out on the social medias:Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcastTwitter: @HowNotToMakeOneReddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcastHosts: C...2022-02-081h 23How (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 8 - Cap ItSend us a textAfter having done a bit of editing, Dan and Carli sit down for another episode and start bringing back forgotten ideas, as well as favoured segments. This week the pair discuss whether people should identify with their thoughts, some more bizarre news and the editing of the podcast. This weeks sees another story nugget from Dan's growing spy universe, as well as the introduction of another sound effect for the mix. MentionedJim Carey at the NYFW - https://bit.ly/3Ks1TktWaking Up - https://wakingup.c...2022-01-301h 01How (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 7 - The Most Chaotic Episode (Kheyos)Send us a textDan and Carli assure us that they're not on anything as they record the most chaotic episode of the series - not in chronological order either... This week, Dan brings some quotes to the mic to discuss, Carli investigates how Dan records his podcast ideas and 'Dan's Dirty Jokes' die a death. Mentioned:Castle in the Sky - https://bit.ly/3rptcmHTank and the Bangas Tiny Desk - https://bit.ly/3tzzjYoThe Matrix Resurrections - https://imdb.to/3fvBNPtHorizon Zero Dawn - https://imdb.t...2022-01-2355 minHow (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 6 - How to end a FriendshipSend us a textIt's a hot summers day... so Dan and Carli decided to record another episode. Underscored by smooth jazz, the pair discuss the sleepy thoughts of Carli, more strange news and some of the dirtiest jokes. Dan also sets the wheels in motion for the most excruciatingly embarrassing season finale for Carli. Mentioned: Antivaxer debunked by Doctor TikTok - https://bit.ly/3F0McN7Washed up Garfield phones article - https://bit.ly/3eYp07QThe Canadian Rubber Duck article - https://bbc.in/3HJEk4pIf yo...2022-01-1652 minHow (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 5 - Jingles!Send us a textDan and Carli are starting to get into the swing of things this episode with some brand new jingles. There are many things to discuss this week: the origin of Dan and Carli's friendship, more weird news and how the developing editing skills are going. All before plunging into possibly the strangest piece of writing Carli has ever done... Mentioned: Outlet Bus Fine Article - https://bit.ly/3F1TNepBodega from the Yogscast - https://bit.ly/3n2mVMEIf you like us, consider checking us ou...2022-01-091h 02How (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 4 - Angry at the WorldSend us a textDan and Carli continue debating the name of the podcast before launching into an episode of worldly musings. The pair both bring some strange news articles to the table, discuss potential jingles to decorate the podcast with and Carli's writing failures. Mentioned:Google Maps Article - https://bit.ly/3pVJBQsBroccoli Man article - https://bit.ly/3eXFqgJBroccoli Man interview - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ojxs6XKILMIf you like us, check us out on the social medias:Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcastTwitter: @H...2022-01-041h 07How (not) to make a PodcastBonus Episode - We are 'Christmasists'!Send us a textA week before Christmas 2021, Dan and Carli sit down to learn about some unusual cultural festivities, discuss their messy Xmas parties and give an impromptu performance of a Christmas poem.Mentioned:Bonsai Ko - https://bonsai-ko.co.ukPost from @sophielucidojohnson about humans in the winter - https://bit.ly/3HcNq9HDocument (not an Insta post) including Festivity images - https://bit.ly/3Ev7z9l Little Tree by E. E. CummingsIf you like us, check us out on the social medias:2021-12-261h 00How (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 3 - We love you, Beth CooperSend us a textDan and Carli invite their first guest to the show; their performer friend Beth Cooper. Conversation turns to the performer industry and self-consciousness, before descending into chaos once again with the introduction of Dan's Dirty Jokes, shocking stories from Beth's past love life and a short story about one intriguing spy. If you like us, check us out on the social medias:Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcastTwitter: @HowNotToMakeOneReddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcastHosts: Carli Green & Daniel WyattArtwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)Gee Smooth Jazz by...2021-12-191h 01How (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 2 - "Miles!"Send us a textDan and Carli are on the second week of recording and still aren't sure on a name! In this episode they manage to deliver on promises from last week... and fail on others. Expect an introduction to who the heck they are, their recommendations on what to watch and smooth jazz, alongside some general chatter and a short story for good measure. Mentioned: Chernobyl (https://bit.ly/3om4Mua)Sweet Tooth (https://bit.ly/3GlJ93r)Loki (https://bit.ly/3dk1fq3)The Falcon and the Winter S...2021-12-121h 02How (not) to make a PodcastEpisode 1 - Beginning with Teas of FriendshipSend us a textDan and Carli hit record and start their journey towards making a good podcast. Names and ISPs are pondered over, RuFest is discussed, games are played... does any of it make for a good podcast? Carli's Dissertation - bit.ly/3Ih3SqOIf you like us, check us out on the social medias:Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcastTwitter: @HowNotToMakeOneReddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcastHosts: Carli Green & Daniel WyattArtwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)2021-12-051h 02How (not) to make a PodcastPrologue - What the heck is 'How (not) to make a Podcast'?Send us a textDan and Carli decided to make a podcast... but what is it? They still have no idea but here's them trying to explain it to you. Wet your taste buds and see if their flavour is for you. Season 1 will be released every Sunday starting December 5th. If you like us, check us out on the social medias:Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcastTwitter: @HowNotToMakeOneReddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcastHosts: Carli Green & Daniel WyattArtwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)2021-12-0421 min