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Worrying BugsMarkedly Watched P’dcastZak and Liz talk about their Lists.
Zak puts his body on the line to see if the vegan mac and cheese can pass as a comfort food.
Liz finds a suspicious infographic, so some research and incredulous journalism is done.
Liz shares her thoughts about the NFT video essay that Zak assigned as homework. They’re pretty sure that they’re not shouting at clouds, but time will tell.
Zak used Shortcuts automation to mimic focus modes on his Apple Watch. Liz suggests that a gayer time of day should have...2023-04-241h 33Worrying BugsJournalistically Hunted ContainersZak and Liz talk about re-experiencing movie theaters, Zak explains how Docker works which is even nerdier than using Docker, Liz explains why she loves a Minecraft mod-pack which is even nerdier than playing it, and Zak untangles yarn of truth regarding some farmland that is owned by people who wear very expensive suits.
Recorded on January 30, 2022
Theater
– Marvel Cinematic Universe – Wikipedia
Docker
– Dockerfile
– Docker Hub
– Docker Desktop
– How is a container different than an image? – Atlassian
Vault Hunters
– Vault Hunters – Iskall85 on YouTube
– Mobs – Minecraft Wik...2023-02-241h 09Worrying BugsLgebily Digitized TilesZak and Liz try to figure out how their brains work by reciting the alphabet a few times.
Zak gives a brief history of computer handwriting recognition and tells us his opinions on the ReMarkable Tablet.
Want to meditate but can’t stop thinking about all the stuff you have to do? Zak has just the technique for you.
Zak has a new food goal for this year. The initialism is: ALDAPAIGTBVIAWDIDEAKTOISICHMTT-IGTBALAODBIBIAI year.
Recorded on Jan 2, 2022
Whisper of the Heart – Wikipedia
The Alphabet
– Alphabet in alphabetical order...2022-12-031h 02Worrying BugsLimitedly Almond FeedsZak and Liz try some passible dairy-free alternatives to yogurt and cream cheese. Mouth noises are included.
Liz need to scroll something… anything… so Zak tells us what RSS feed he’s subscribed to.
Liz’s computer ran out of disk space, so she and Zak explore their strategies for managing large files.
Recorded on November 10, 2021
Dairy-Free
– As You Know, Bob – TV Tropes
– 9/11 caused 50 Shades of Grey – AV Club
– Language Regulators – Wikipedia
– Culina Yogurt
– Turtles All The Way Down – Indiebound
– Kite Hill Cream Cheese
RSS Feeds
– Drafts2022-10-2500 minWorrying BugsJournalistically Expedient PocketsZak and Liz talk about Zak’s experience with setting up Fastmail. Zak demands features from the developers of an app that he does not pay for then discovers that the feature he wants is already included. Zak breaks his silence regarding his history with cargo shorts. Listener discretion advised. He also tells us how he manages his left … Continue reading Journalistically Expedient Pockets2022-08-1300 minWorrying BugsEnjoyably Audible PreparationZak and Liz talk about borrowed knowledge, computational theory mottos, Zak’s ren-fair experience, programming with cute little bubbles, how loud things are, and how Zak is arranging his boxes. Recorded on Aug 18, 2021 Theory of Computation Your Program as a Transpiler – YouTube Nondeterministic Polynomial Time – Wikipedia Bristol Renaissance Faire LARP – Wikipedia Little Brother – Cory Doctorow Scratch BNF … Continue reading Enjoyably Audible Preparation2022-06-2400 minWorrying BugsQuestionably Evil CenturionZak and Certus talk about the last 100 episodes of this fine podcast, why J*ff B*z*s might be evil, and a very helpful update about your insurance. 100th Episode Spectacular! Episode 1 Poorly Prepared Peljmeni Relevant XKCD Into the Woods – Wikipedia Audacity Ferrite – App Store Bootleg Logic Pro Audio Hijack SuperAwesomeCorp Projects Evil … Continue reading Questionably Evil Centurion2020-12-211h 09Worrying BugsSizably Mountainous PodsZak and Certus talk about new ways to stick things to other things, a game that is not new, reseting the elves, and nut pods. Gecko Tape – Wikipedia Microsuction Tape – Sewell Trackball Mouse – Kensington Repetitive Strain Injury – Wikipedia Zak’s Keyboard Tray – Amazon Meadowbrook Glitter Sizing Celeste Humble Bundle Celeste Speedrun … Continue reading Sizably Mountainous Pods2020-12-1751 minWorrying BugsTemporally Sugary ForksZak and Certus talk about how much better Zak is at programming, how it’s still March somehow, what Zak actually meant by (Self)(Care), and bread law. HTML is kinda a CFG – Stack Overflow Zak’s App Request Swift UI Declarative vs Imperative syntax – Stack Overflow Scriptable Scriptable to Widget – Automators Forum Studio Neat … Continue reading Temporally Sugary Forks2020-11-0653 minWorrying BugsCooly Pro 5GZak and Certus talk about a tale as old as time, some nice apps, the decline and fall of the theme system, and if Zak is going to get an iPhone. Setapp Dropzone 4 – aptonic uBar – Setapp Wont – Merriam-Webster Nova Themes A History of America in Ten Strikes – Indie Bound Citrus … Continue reading Cooly Pro 5G2020-11-031h 09Worrying BugsCommonly Dynamic BlasesZak and Certus talk about how Liz Liz’s website is, why 5G is like fire and why Lexus is stimulating our brain, what Blaseball is, a review of a new oat milk, and briefly about Fall Themes. A Very Liz Website Gimlet Media Reply All Dynamically Inserted Podacast Ads – Rob Greenlee Zapped Candle – … Continue reading Commonly Dynamic Blases2020-10-161h 03Worrying BugsForcefully Switched DeliveriesZak and Certus have an unstructured discussion about whatever we want, talk about how we could possible listen to all those podcasts, and make an announcement about Web Objects. Liz’s Gaming PC Switches are Sold Out – Business Insider Fortnite Switch – Hypebeast Amiibo storage cases – iMore What order should I play Zelda games? … Continue reading Forcefully Switched Deliveries2020-10-1456 minWorrying BugsSleepily Shopping SpectreZak and Certus talk about the exact amount of time until Black Future Month, pawning Zak’s PGP keys, Zak experiencing the ghost of cooking future, the multitude of ways to tell your Mac to take a nap, and our genuine concern for the healh of your battery. How Long ’til Black Future Month – IndieBound … Continue reading Sleepily Shopping Spectre2020-09-161h 07Worrying BugsEconomically Constrained CreativityZak and Certus talk about a future Apple sucking, whether or not we get cool stuff after building the guillotine, and how not to manufactuer toilet paper. Apple Vacuum Phil Shiller “Advances” – Apple ATP Episode 391 – Worse in Stupid Ways Das Kapital – Wikipedia Wobbly Tables and the Problem with Futurism – Medium … Continue reading Economically Constrained Creativity2020-09-131h 09Worrying BugsHotly Copylefted CubeZak and Certus talk about decentralized baking, the super tiny blackhole train, how .NET is killing the internet, and laser removal. Blockchain Squad Great British Baking Show – Netflix Salt Fat Acid Heat – Netflix Salt Fat Acid Heat – Indiebound Yamaroku Soy Sauce – Oishi So Japan Hour Long Sourdough – Proof Bread on … Continue reading Hotly Copylefted Cube2020-09-0453 minWorrying BugsCompactly Pointillist LiesZak and Certus talk about the opposite of guitar, trust, closet space, and the fine details of plants. Bose Un-Guitar Headphones Lying to your Therapist The Laws of Robotics – Wikipedia Moving Instagram – XKCD Capsule Hotel – Wikipedia Synchronization of Metronomes – Harvard on YouTube Uglydoll – Wikipedia Plants Winter Berries Stamps – USPS … Continue reading Compactly Pointillist Lies2020-08-1254 minWorrying BugsIcily Tested StrawberriesZak and Certus talk about remote gaming, mountain gaming, dipping a toe in the waters of unit, how to achieve our dreams of labor, and the latest and greatest from SuperAwesome Corp. WWDC 2020 in 18 Minutes – The Verge on YouTube Steam Machines – Steam eGPU.io KVM Switch – Wikipedia Logitech Harmony Breakdown – … Continue reading Icily Tested Strawberries2020-07-271h 11Worrying BugsFinancially Amplified GigablastZak and Certus talk about how to send the bits, resisting from home, stealing money, collapsing Zak’s vibe, and Black Lives Matter (still). WiFi Eero Cabel Sasser’s Internet – Twitter AmpliFi Alien Ubiquiti DDWRT Router Database You’re Wrong About Y2K Spectrum Authorized Modems Unifi sunMax Know How – TWiT WiFi Versions – Wikipedia Netgear CM1000v2 … Continue reading Financially Amplified Gigablast2020-07-081h 05Worrying BugsCryogenically Fine MeatballZak and Certus talk about how it all sucks, but we’re fine mostly. Black Lives Matter This Is Fine – Twitter Boogaloo Boys – Wikipedia Little Brother – Craphound Themes Feeling Lucky Punk? – Wikiquote Cryogenics – xkcd Homeplace (A Site of Resistance) by bell hooks – libcom Minecraft Smallest mini excavators on the market … Continue reading Cryogenically Fine Meatball2020-06-201h 06Worrying BugsCompletely Milked VacuumsZak and Certus talk about that one part of town, Liz making the perfect almond milk, reviews of lesser almond milks, our summer themes, our new vacuum friend, and The Time. Wzwuzbyzwyz Street Dominos Paving for Pizza How does Google blur license plates – Quora Västerås Detail Plans – vasteras.se Turing complete – Wikipedia von … Continue reading Completely Milked Vacuums2020-06-0452 minWorrying BugsInfuriatingly Expansive PoulticeZak and Certus talk about Zak being “too secure”, a new way to get rid of pollutants, seasoned goals, robots that suck, and what Alexa wants things to smell like. Sidecar Now Kiss meme – Know Your Meme SafeType Vertical Keyboard Spawner – Minecraft Wiki Liz’s Minecraft Art Semesterly Themes Bad Screen Good Screen – … Continue reading Infuriatingly Expansive Poultice2020-05-221h 00Worrying BugsInsularly Talossan WritingsZak and Certus talk about how really very thankful we are that we are no longer 12, living in the trees, whether Yoda does it, and what things we should read. SlytherHuffleGryffinClaw hayhayyabaebae_ – Wattpad caitlin1 – Wattpad How do I disable right click – Stack Overflow Micronation – Wikipedia Talossa – Wikipedia Molossia List of Micronations … Continue reading Insularly Talossan Writings2020-05-071h 05Worrying BugsElectrically Zombified EnthusiasmZak and Certus come to a shocking conclusion about lightning, talk about how super good we’re doing right now, make face covers, review some oatmilk, and protest the lack of chocolate bunnies. How Lightning Works Depth-First Search – Wikipedia Breadth-First Search – Wikipedia Gravity Visualized – YouTube A* Search – Wikipedia Franklin Rod – Franklin … Continue reading Electrically Zombified Enthusiasm2020-04-181h 10Worrying BugsHedonistically Intersectional RightsZak and Certus talk about hunting with spreadsheets, what we mostly didn’t do over spring break, whether birds deserve rights, revolutionary makeup codes, and an instance of the 80/20 rule not applying. Video Games Fire Red Emulator Stardew Valley Minecraft Hedonic Treadmill – Wikipedia Skinner Box – Wikipedia CGP Grey on Seeing the Spreadsheet (@ … Continue reading Hedonistically Intersectional Rights2020-04-1159 minWorrying BugsAsymptomatically Greebled ZorbsZak and Certus talk about what we wished we had done over spring break, making spikey mangos, the end of the world, letting the robots pick the music, and being inside. Break Asymptomatic – Wikipedia The latest on COVID–19 – CDC Sub – Microsoft Docs Mr. (Dr.) Java – Wikipedia .NET Languages – The Microsoft … Continue reading Asymptomatically Greebled Zorbs2020-03-2358 minWorrying BugsFundamentally Discursive DustZak and Certus talk about all the ways that keeping a semesterly theme is difficult, french circles, Zak’s shower dust, being 133t h@x0rs, and overhearing hot takes. How Loud Is My Home? Measure Noise Levels with Apple Watch – Apple Brake Dust considered harmful – BBC News Themes Zak’s Time Tracking Discourse – Culs-de-sac Cul … Continue reading Fundamentally Discursive Dust2020-03-081h 04Worrying BugsReportedly Sexist StarsZak and Certus talk about really tightly woven fabric, everything that’s in the show but not in the show, space camo, medicine for queers, Zak finally tracking his time, and a review of Trader Joe’s non-dairy almond beverage. Alex Brower – Twitter Milwaukee Non-Partisan Primary Results Aftershow Subscribe to a private Patreon feed Space Force … Continue reading Reportedly Sexist Stars2020-02-241h 09Worrying BugsPunctually Concussed CrimesZak and Certus talk about Zines, Themes, and Check-Ins, a brand new recurring topic, Zak’s butter-color adventure, how Certus saved the Internet, and when we last heard from the government. Zines Last Time We Talked About Zines – Worrying Bugs Concussion (2015 Film) – IMDB Anniversary Gifts – A Practical Wedding Themes Thymine – Wikipedia … Continue reading Punctually Concussed Crimes2020-02-101h 09Worrying BugsRather Semesterly PreferencesZak and Certus talk about systems for filing, putting the brakes on winter break, which island we’re tryin to get to, our preferences for our systems, and a shocking revelation about trees. APFS – Wikipedia The Bell – ATP Winter Update Brain Impersonation – YouTube Something Productive OmniFocus Drafts Bug – Merriam-Webster The Birds Work … Continue reading Rather Semesterly Preferences2020-01-271h 01Worrying BugsMeteorologically Disastrous FederationZak and Certus talk about getting detained indefinitely, how we can use 5G to control the weather, accidental progress, alternative holiday drinks, trying to be good at useless skills, why we should be in charge of all logo design, and a bag of milk nuts. 3.4 Oz – MentalFloss Cats Can Have a Little Salami … Continue reading Meteorologically Disastrous Federation2020-01-1457 minWorrying BugsFrustratingly Optimized DotfilesZak and Certus talk about the Man, Zak’s Lackbook Pro, Certus’ linen-based internet, our quarterly earnings, our plans to break the winter, how to set up Zak’s new computer, and finals. MacBook Pro – Apple Smarter Than Most Dux Plus Duo Semester Review Zak’s Notes Compiler – Wikipedia Compiler Notes Winter Break Rust Programming Language … Continue reading Frustratingly Optimized Dotfiles2019-12-3157 minWorrying BugsHappily Highlighted PepsiCoZak and Certus talk about the answers that lie in the stars, bottling things, Zak’s new computer that is really close to existing, Zak’s hot take regarding highlighting, turning the cows happy with VR, the weird things that we do when we’re stressed, what even is a document, and a PSA. Biopower – Wikipedia … Continue reading Happily Highlighted PepsiCo2019-12-151h 06Worrying BugsDangerously Metallic PortZak and Certus talk about programmer stuff (might want to skip this bit), the glorious button future, how we can’t talk to each other, Zak’s potential new computer, password bureaucracies, humbly bundled movies, doctor shops, and quiet panics. Fun Computer Stuff Metal OpenGL Metal Off-by-one Marktext – github TypeScript Bitwise Shift Operator – Wikipedia … Continue reading Dangerously Metallic Port2019-12-0459 minWorrying BugsSoftly Spoken BananamilkZak and Certus talk about hard to drive laptop stands, Zak ruining milk for everyone, what is ‘basic’, allergy inducing alternative milks, how Ring did nothing wrong, the very nature of art, the crazy things that we do, and a pretty and frustrating way to type. Milk The New Barn Barista Almond Milk Banana … Continue reading Softly Spoken Bananamilk2019-11-1652 minWorrying BugsDefinitely Undelivered BurritosZak and Certus talk about Zak’s laptop- now with a built in metronome, Certus getting haecked, Uber: Pedestrian+, LisPL, the 7 habits of highly woke podcasters, and the inevitable complete reduction of privacy. Computer Untitled Goose Game is Work – The Atlantic Purism Digital Chickens Noodlesoft Hazel Robots Starship Technologies robots Free carryout insurance … Continue reading Definitely Undelivered Burritos2019-11-021h 03Worrying BugsSatisfyingly Burnt AssessmentsZak and Certus talk about whether Zak’s new lifestyle is right for him, Zak’s melting computer, canceling backpacks, whether the government should use blockchain (no), and the final book club for Fall; or, Dodge in Hell. Culture Fit Assessments – Berke Which “Friends” Character Are You? – Buzzfeed Which NYC Borough Are You? – … Continue reading Satisfyingly Burnt Assessments2019-10-191h 01Worrying BugsRationally Natal GermsZak and Certus talk about SO robots, the moral of the journal, fancy art cities, where our venus lies, tactical grocery bags, and what it cannot do. Theme System Journal TWSBI Eco Mini Retro 51 Schmidt refill – Amazon Rhodia Mouse Pad Certus’s Felt Tips Bated Breath – Grammarist Morning Ritual Madison Bus App … Continue reading Rationally Natal Germs2019-10-071h 02Worrying BugsQuarterly Tabulated GeomancyZak and Certus talk about the only acceptable almond milk, washing your SMS, joyful rituals, Certus’ truck cabin, creamy information spread, stripe-corn, and whether or not we live in a simulation. The Almond Milk Kafkaesque – Merriam Webster Themes Classification of Demons – Wikipedia Leonard (Demon) – Wikipedia Satanic Rituals – Amazon The House … Continue reading Quarterly Tabulated Geomancy2019-09-221h 02Worrying BugsOatly Orwellian WheelsZak and Certus talk about civic rendezvous, semesterly dark mode, the National Blockchain Association, stretching our spam filters, and why death could be okay. Tracking Methods Tile What3words Themes Omnifocus Getting Things Done 80/20 rule in computing – Wikipedia George Orwell – Wikipedia The Checklist Manifesto Fabulous: Self Care – Google Play Dairy Alternative … Continue reading Oatly Orwellian Wheels2019-09-071h 19Worrying BugsNonsensically Apocalyptic AngelsZak and Certus talk about all the things that we don’t know about school, trying to eat less cheese, side effects, and the true meaning of hell. The Semester Cookbook Numbers Voodoo – Slate Who Pays For Roads? – U.S. Public Interest Group Naked Economics – IndieBound Internet Mattress Sous Vide – Wikipedia Hydraulic … Continue reading Nonsensically Apocalyptic Angels2019-08-2654 minWorrying BugsFictitiously Trustworthy GoalZak and Certus talk about crypto-food, what it even means to have goals… man, tap to trial, and the inevitability that Certus misunderstands the question. Loss – Know Your Meme Walmart Blockchain – TechCrunch IBM Food Trust Smart contract – Wikipedia (noted for unreadability but still the best I could find) Ethereum 2-year Goals … Continue reading Fictitiously Trustworthy Goal2019-08-131h 22Worrying BugsPopularly Slammed ZineZak and Certus talk about voting to have a popular vote, slamming zines with the bros, infinite laundry, a bunch of garbage, and what Hell will be like for Richard. National Popular Vote Interstate Compact – Wikipedia Cartogram – Wikipedia Zine – Wikipedia Whole Earth Catalog – Wikipedia Zinepop! NODE Zine Cool San Francisco … Continue reading Popularly Slammed Zine2019-07-241h 20Worrying BugsOligarchically Boxed LogosZak and Certus talk about how we trend to go lo, definitely not a review of milk — no way, myspace currency, boring stuff, and a revived book club. LogoLounge 2019 Trend Report Phox Band – Twitter 365 Days of Cacti – Instagram Malk Box Milk – The New Barn Blog Boxed Water is … Continue reading Oligarchically Boxed Logos2019-07-151h 08Worrying BugsLinguistically Innovative OilZak and Certus talk about Zak’s super radical beliefs about gas taxes and time tracking, the 2019th WWDC, Iceland’s inability to let go, and trying to be bored. Gas Tax Oil Crisis – Wikipedia Basic Income – Wikipedia The War on Cars podcast Conversation on Liberalism (Ezra Klein Show on Player.fm) Exxon Careers Remaining … Continue reading Linguistically Innovative Oil2019-06-3056 minWorrying BugsExactly Charmed TamagotchiZak and Certus talk about the longest cold open of all time, more button futures, and about trials, briefly. Coffee Allocation The exact amount of happiness you can derive from coffee The exact amount of enjoyment you can derive from Stardew Valley Merlin Mann discusses Power Puttering – 5by5 Myke Hurley talks about his … Continue reading Exactly Charmed Tamagotchi2019-06-1654 minWorrying BugsFuturistically Squishy ButtonsZak and Certus talk about a scheduled time for play, Certus’ strong opinions on buttons, how we store memories, another gosh darn PHP warning, and naps. Playdate console Panic Software List of Top Level Domains – Wikipedia Railway Adventures – Thomas the Tank Engine fan wiki Railway Adventures Hardware – YouTube Teenage Engineering World’s … Continue reading Futuristically Squishy Buttons2019-06-0258 minWorrying BugsImaginably Monopolistic SocialsZak and Certus talk about Certus’ actuary friend, why Zak thinks Google is doomed, what Zak thinks the reasons are for the dooming, someone else who agrees with Zak, and the Summer of Trials. Incentives Accountability Buddy – Forbes Scientific Method – Wikipedia Google IO Google Polymer WWDC Tech Monopolies Here’s how we break … Continue reading Imaginably Monopolistic Socials2019-05-2150 minWorrying BugsPhilosophically Discordant WeatherZak and Certus talk about Hooke’s law of attire, brutalism in the sun, Zak being more flexible, Certus’ stress relief, a follow up on clock watching, and a cursory look at habit forming for Certus. Spring Impluvium – Wikipedia Zip-off Pants – Amazon Zak’s Pens Fire & Ice – Goulet Pens Noodler’s Creaper Ink … Continue reading Philosophically Discordant Weather2019-05-0451 minWorrying BugsSecretly Trying DisksZak and Certus talk about a keyboard no one can type on, what isn’t wrong with Certus’ arm, the pens that Zak doesn’t have, the semesterly themes that they didn’t stick to, politics that no one cares about, instructions that no one reads, and a game that gives us the freedom to not play it … Continue reading Secretly Trying Disks2019-04-191h 00Worrying BugsMysteriously Smart SkisZak and Certus talk about Zak’s huge and terrible mistake, Certus’ literal skiing accident, the new Google Skateboard, Zak’s smart mailbox, watering a flower, and the most important meal of the day. Cortex Pea Milk Toggl Time Tracker Omni Group Telemark Skiing – YouTube One ski skiing – US Ski and Snowboard Dygma Raise … Continue reading Mysteriously Smart Skis2019-04-0756 minWorrying BugsDryly Alphabetical HealthcareZak and Certus talk about toxic Roderickinity, software eating Jarod, how Zak became his own parent, making Certus’ outer inner thoughts a secret, daiRE pride, Solve.WhyDoWe.Care, the chill scale, being able to lunch, and Zak hurting a little less. Zak’s tweet that he had to tell Certus about with syllables instead of characters Why … Continue reading Dryly Alphabetical Healthcare2019-03-2458 minWorrying BugsAlgorithmically Named SparklinesZak and Certus talk about a box of ice, Zak and the technicolored dream bike, waxing woes, why Lacrosse is so important in today’s economy, being Fed Up, the werewolf hall problem, the most Worrying Bugs(tm) topic, and pretty stamps. Power Set – Wikipedia now page Secret Project Woolf Zak’s Bike Car Name Generator … Continue reading Algorithmically Named Sparklines2019-03-0956 minWorrying BugsAutomatically Triggered MoralityZak and Certus talk about the one true owner of Zak’s vacuum, following up on Zak’s project-lust, giving insults to artists in the form of money, extortionary milking systems, the prohibition of ginger, hats swallowing acid, getting triggered by lists, and the latest and greatest in SuperAwesome Corp. products. zaksharp.me/now A bunch of /now … Continue reading Automatically Triggered Morality2019-02-2353 minWorrying BugsAnnually Tactical OwlZak and Certus talk about our first 20th episode, Zak not putting bacon on his improv, Certus breaking up with his pens, Zak pretending to be left-handed, a small lake of cheese, why you had to delete 53 episodes of Worrying Bugs from your podcast player, the sad state of side projects, and Certus’ overzealous … Continue reading Annually Tactical Owl2019-02-081h 04Worrying BugsThematically Independent WebZak and Certus talk about a group of people that are trying to blog independently together, a certain congressperson who seems to not hold the values of their constituents (with a very special guest), and totally running out of time and not talking about our semesterly themes. IndieWeb Some IndieWeb History The Famous Egg … Continue reading Thematically Independent Web2019-01-2556 minWorrying BugsPoorly Imitated PodcastsZak and Certus imitate a very small subsection of the podcasts we listen to. Welcome to Night Vale Do by Friday Roderick On the Line My Brother, My Brother and Me Hello Internet Dear Hank and John No Such Thing as a Fish Contact Us @thePunsGuy Support Us Patreon: https://patreon.com/worryingbugs Bitcoin: 3Bj54a8ngedXZX4SH4G4dzX4BoR8pF4Xft … Continue reading Poorly Imitated Podcasts2019-01-1333 minWorrying BugsReally Gushing ServersZak and Certus talk about this particular section of the year, how death affects podcasting, Facebook being Facebook, brain squeezing, Gromelet Creatative, doing business things, and in what ways we’re going to get off our butts this winter break. Semester Wrap Up Computer Architecture – Wikipedia Functional Programming – Wikipedia SML of New Jersey … Continue reading Really Gushing Servers2019-01-131h 08Worrying BugsIndependently Hitched DonkeyZak and Certus talk about the self-cannibalism of the patriarch, the very nature of the pod, freeloading off of technology, a poem about Buick, and acronyms that shall not be named. Spotify Podcasts Beef and Dairy Network MBMBAM Chapo Trap House certus.rocks/rant Pocket Casts Overcast My Dad Wrote A Porno Who Knows if YouTube … Continue reading Independently Hitched Donkey2018-12-1651 minWorrying BugsPotentially Doxxed RewardsZak and Certus talk about the great three-naming of 2018, making the wiggles good with math, searchable jazz cabbage sales – now 50% off, and being cranky about trucks. Earnin App Earnin Ad – iSpot.tv Rumpelstiltskin – Wikipedia Doxxing – Wikipedia Snapchat Thief – Reply All ATP Theme – Youtube Dijkstra – Wikipedia Expert … Continue reading Potentially Doxxed Rewards2018-11-3053 minWorrying BugsExcessively Detailed ExplanationsZak and Certus explain interpolation, fashion designers, markswomen, archaeological sites, the 2014 Hobart International, fairness, the Southampton Power Station, pretzels, and film set façades to an alien. Interpolation – Merriam-Webster Infinity – Wikipedia Edina Altara – Wikipedia Axioms – Wikipedia Markswoman – Merriam-Webster Old Mine Park Archaeological Site – Wikipedia Archaeological Site – Wikipedia … Continue reading Excessively Detailed Explanations2018-11-011h 02Worrying BugsBiologically Hacked VineyardsZak and Certus talk about thick banana water, dishwashing again, Certus’ next step towards being unknown, putting magnets in our bodies, the stairs in the giant snake, and how society is just not ready for super powers. Banana Milk – EcoWatch UW Preferred Name Policy Tech Check In Captain Underpants – Wikipedia No Pixel … Continue reading Biologically Hacked Vineyards2018-10-2049 minWorrying BugsPoorly Prepared PeljmeniZak and Certus cook peljmeni, Zak doesn’t know the recipe, Certus is not in Sweden, and neither know how to cook well. Recipe Ikea Spoon Praline – Wikipedia Russian Cuisine – Wikipedia Contact Us @thePunsGuy Support Us Patreon: https://patreon.com/worryingbugs Bitcoin: 3Bj54a8ngedXZX4SH4G4dzX4BoR8pF4Xft ZCash: t1UPfp5d2bw2FkUMdxnU1bGR7MbHRH1zLWC This episode’s PGP signature: (download link) What is … Continue reading Poorly Prepared Peljmeni2018-09-291h 10Worrying BugsDiscordantly Combined CaloriesZak and Certus talk about camping in Sweden, proteins per second, GPS for time, picture-frame roads, going the extra(?) mile, lactating peas, I Gotta Ceiling by the Black Eyed Keys, trying to focus 3, and common name tags being boring. Flags Single Transferable Vote – Wikipedia Certus’ flag candidates available on our Patreon Flag … Continue reading Discordantly Combined Calories2018-09-1458 minWorrying BugsPotentially Lunar LumensZak and Certus talk about perhaps rodents, trimesterly morals, needing a really big sink, LSD for caffeine, namedspaces, portrait mode flags, and not heavy numbers Cud B Weasle Elie Wiesel – Wikipedia Leviticus 11:35 – BibleGateway Semesterly Themes Taco Bell Menu Marie Kondo Instapaper 80/20 rule – Wikipedia Milk Ecomomics – ABC News Planet … Continue reading Potentially Lunar Lumens2018-08-3156 minWorrying BugsJournalistically Designed ToolsZak and Certus talk about not hating yourself later, context only, semi-legible ivy poster, Zak doing his civic duty, kerning force, leaving the goats alone, better/faster/stronger tools, and quantum classification of rodents. Desk Ergonomics – WikiHow Contextual Languages – XKCD Homophone vs Homonym vs Homograph I Love Dogs in Japanese Four-legged M The Poster … Continue reading Journalistically Designed Tools2018-08-1752 minWorrying BugsNumbingly Diagrammed TalesZak and Certus talk about superheroes with bling, changes to the flowchart, how to follow through, lip drugs, milk having an identity crisis, viscording, playing with our emotions, using chemicals to absorb ultraviolet radio waves, polka politics, and consenting almonds. Follow Up iscomicsansmono.space Follow Diagram 2.0 Do By Friday Updated Follow Diagram I Will … Continue reading Numbingly Diagrammed Tales2018-08-0354 minWorrying BugsInnovatively Nerdy CubesZak and Certus talk about coffin parties, batman apparel, coffee Jesus, hunting for liquid, politically motivated fishing, milk cubes, radical funding bro, immoral Aristotle, sort of handball, Certus’ mad side hustles, Zak’s video-based weblog, how to manipulate and control your nerd, and not Phaedrus. uwu – Luke Skywalker’s Twitter Dead Man’s Switch – Wikipedia … Continue reading Innovatively Nerdy Cubes2018-07-2059 minWorrying BugsHumorously Chugged SucroseZak and Certus talk about memes. More specifically, about Swedish memes, UW Madison memes, and Yoda(?) memes. Meme – Urban Dictionary Bottle Flipping – Wikipedia Zak’s First Meme Semla – Wikipedia Fettisdagen – Wikipedia Story of Lent – Catholic Education Mandelmassa – Wikipedia Mesothelioma Ad – YouTube Humanities Building Van Vleck Students Piggybacking News … Continue reading Humorously Chugged Sucrose2018-07-041h 09Worrying BugsStylishly Transported SilkZak and Certus talk about hearing patterns, why lawmakers gave themselves food poisoning, discontinuing the iPhone, almonds with hoofs, the line in the silk, Zak refusing to do work, and batman accessories. Microphone pickup patterns – Wikipedia West Virginia raw milk Herdshare – Wikipedia FDA raw milk study Free radicals Aged swiss WWDC 2018 … Continue reading Stylishly Transported Silk2018-06-201h 02Worrying BugsLinguistically Debated WavesZak and Certus talk about dead trees of inquiry, sound catching coffins, desi.ngo, chopping but opposite, updated agreements that you will not read, unpasteurized lawmakers, why it’s unethical to show mom you’re good grades. Stockholm – Wikipedia Ray Tracing – Wikipedia List of refractive indexes – Wikipedia Opaque – Dictionary.com Snell’s Law – Wikipedia … Continue reading Linguistically Debated Waves2018-06-061h 36Worrying BugsCreepily Educated ConferencesCertus and Zak Talk about viking funerals for sound, creating confetti with knowledge, bad robots, creepy robots, real robots, learning not to bite in high school, Certus’ video-web-log, and overzealous academics. Hidden Treasures Norse Funeral – Wikipedia Roxio Toast Notes Micro-Cut Shredder – Amazon Participle – Grammar Bytes Wirecutter Shredder Reviews Microsoft Build Cortana … Continue reading Creepily Educated Conferences2018-05-231h 18Worrying BugsMisleadingly Warmed FacesZak and Certus talk about going places with a bunch of other people, why Certus is in a bad mood, heating your house with the one true currency, GoogIe lO, cranial foder, Sweden’s kroning achievement, Certus turning into a strawberry, Zak vlogging slower than CGP Grey, and the final instalment of Dick mostly not talking … Continue reading Misleadingly Warmed Faces2018-05-091h 19Worrying BugsCryptographically Distributed BacteriumZak and Certus talk about snow removal removal, special(?) edition pens, the National Australian Bank, Russia banning morse code, podcast signing, concentrated fecal matter, jackalope improvement, “I started a podcast” TV show, and Richard Feynman hitting a pan with a stick. Hidden Treasures City of Madison Snow Removal HotWheels Track Speed Booster Stockholm NK … Continue reading Cryptographically Distributed Bacterium2018-04-251h 43Worrying BugsMentally Insured BlogZak and Certus talk about putting cheese on your cheese, lettuce comedy, tools getting worse, at least considering spending $700 on a pen, pretty notebooks, what it’s like to be the best dairy news podcast, your brain on VARK, Spotify (the not swiss music streaming app), what a good old fashioned deadline can do for … Continue reading Mentally Insured Blog2018-04-111h 40Worrying BugsHumorously Drawn E-InkZak and Certus talk about surprise breakfast, museums that are not closed in lots of ways, tests of attention span, hot or not with journals, in Sweden you (don’t) carry bikes, color-blind texting, heavy phone 2, daily poison, taking credit, the Da Vinci Pride, and maps of cats. Hidden Treasures Short Stack Eatery Decision … Continue reading Humorously Drawn E-Ink2018-03-281h 48Worrying BugsPromptly Scrawled EconomiesZak and Certus talk about secret projects, sports?????, milk economics, what an AI smells like, defiling notebooks by writing, Zak’s sad morning, Certus making excuses for not taking cold showers, chocolate milk ending racism, government supplied blueberries, Certus not being entirely happy with his desk again, mystery due dates, plans for permanence, and the last … Continue reading Promptly Scrawled Economies2018-03-141h 13Worrying BugsErgonomically Shared DesignsZak and Certus talk about trying to entertain you for over a year, distracted cooking, helpful spying, having the plague, standing keyboards, half-baked ideas for mushing computers together, not destroying your throat, hydration updates, the May vlog because it’s February, the third focus, high school awkwardness written down. Logo Logocreator.net The logo maker we actually … Continue reading Ergonomically Shared Designs2018-02-281h 24Worrying BugsPublicly Interested RoundaboutsZak and Certus talk about superheroes with bling, changes to the flowchart, how to follow through, lip drugs, milk having an identity crisis, viscording, playing with our emotions, using chemicals to absorb ultraviolet radio waves, polka politics, and consenting almonds. Follow Up iscomicsansmono.space Follow Diagram 2.0 Do By Friday Updated Follow Diagram I Will … Continue reading Publicly Interested Roundabouts2018-02-1452 minWorrying BugsFrustratingly Chained SleepZak and Certus talk about places that sell things, Fika, how to router, the people we live with contracts, milk hate, non-automated door warnings, whether we’re taking our year in the right direction or not, shelled creatures forever down yonder. Hidden Treasures UW Bookstore Rhodia Homepage Sweden.se Explains Fika Cisco CCNA Certification Subnet Mask … Continue reading Frustratingly Chained Sleep2018-01-311h 42Worrying BugsInternationally Bored ArmorCertus and Zak talk about bike lanes, the merits of having people around, a lack of interest in American news, not the Javascript killer, James Bond as a computer virus, potential aviation issues, very rarely iron man suits, updates on the water lowjacking app, Space Fights: the Most Previous Laser Sword Users, John Valjean Buys … Continue reading Internationally Bored Armor2018-01-171h 39Worrying BugsAnnually Rewound BillionairesZak and Certus talk about gasoline and hot dogs, Latin gangs, an algorithmically curated year in review, sailing the ship of tomorrow towards effort and purpose, better Batman 3, and moonrock hangers. Hidden Treasures The Gas Stations of Rosendale, WI – Google Maps Brandon Meats (Yes, their website looks like that) Fun Latin Phrases! … Continue reading Annually Rewound Billionaires2018-01-031h 24Worrying BugsZenfully Discovered MathematicsZak and Certus get Zen. The 7 Zen Stories Simple Actions You Can Do In Minutes To Change Your Life – Lifehacker Lion-Eating Tiger in the Stone Den – YouTube Buffalo (x8) – Wikipedia Milo Yiannopoulos at UWM – Journal Sentinel Elon Musk trying to break out – Forbes Floating point Infinity Group Theory – … Continue reading Zenfully Discovered Mathematics2017-12-2055 minWorrying BugsUniversally Donated PixelsZak and Certus talk about by-the-slice libraries, snatching classes from the jaws of a staggered mad-rush of students, how not to die during finals, Zak’s possibly tiny and inferior phone (you’ll just have to listen to find out), giving $3 for access to everything anyone knows, confidential gift giving, inter-galactic paper-binding, how snakes type ducks, … Continue reading Universally Donated Pixels2017-12-061h 22Worrying BugsNotably Technological ResolutionsCertus and Zak talk about gravity-defying shuttles, free movies, trees stapled together, the moral of next year, people doing algebra wrong, computers that rest on your face, blockchain(?), re-imagining notes, having less email, philosophically analyzing the works of jerkfaces, and, for the last time, the rich kid in the spruce. Hidden Treasures Union Cinema … Continue reading Notably Technological Resolutions2017-11-221h 13Worrying BugsEternally Crashed NotesCertus and Zak talk about LGBTQ+ friendly TAs, housing for candy fish (except not fish), the horrors of digital notebooks, trying to convince Zak to be rich forever, the first (official) Worrying Bugs PSA, not ink in notes, knowing that you’ve got too much on your plate, a physical manifestation of the jungle website, and … Continue reading Eternally Crashed Notes2017-11-081h 19Worrying BugsMechanically KRACKed PhonesCertus and Zak talk about architecture and food trucks, writing with mechanics, the wrist fruit, totally not thinking about new phones, waves of neutron stars, Adobe laughing face, telephone backgrounds, your brain on exploits, faulty potato chips, Zak’s bellybutton project, and a person of high class living in a tree for 6 years and more … Continue reading Mechanically KRACKed Phones2017-10-251h 44Worrying BugsDigitally Educated BanditsCertus and Zak talk about being pirates for college, ‘a minute area of illumination on a display screen’ phone, reverse problems, naming things that are without, webcomics leading society, basements to work in, no more modality, looking into the future with todo lists, and a tree with story about a rich person in a tree. … Continue reading Digitally Educated Bandits2017-10-111h 35Worrying BugsFreshly Stormed CloudCertus and Zak talk about Zak’s password issues, lava lamp security, CloudFlare killing birds to warn their customers, not so pro tips for college life, the next big dorm fad, some philosophical stuff, and Reamde for a little longer. Lava Lamp Picture CloudFlare Statement on the Daily Stormer Incident CloudFlare ICANN Tor Warrant Canary … Continue reading Freshly Stormed Cloud2017-08-301h 26Worrying BugsIncreasingly Dangerous RantsCertus and Zak talk about Starbucks knowing your name and preferences, light switches that suck, bank apps that suck, course schedulers that suck, using pens before being fully awake, needing more modes, persistent reminding, maybe responding, DNA overflows, taxing bags, broken hearts, listening to swedish radio, and bears (forever). Belkin WeMo UW Credit Union … Continue reading Increasingly Dangerous Rants2017-08-161h 41Worrying BugsRoutinely Secured BleachersCertus and Zak talk about giant futon bleachers, swirling air pens, weird and complicated Bitcoin, typing in Australian, Sweden leaking, penguins running in windows, Greek “B” iPads, semi-mobile Solitaire, cooking pot stickers, more modes of modality, productivity trips, routinely not having routines, and not Zak’s notes. Retro 51 Tornado Quantum Entanglement – YouTube ZCash … Continue reading Routinely Secured Bleachers2017-08-021h 13Worrying BugsNeutrally Entangled NetCertus and Zak talk about China teleporting, a lack of news, a not positive or negative net, almond (milk?) lattes, Caffeine IVs, sea monster stories, ice cream productivity, lying to our social media overlords, dentists warning about brain damage, LOUD NOISES, dancing with spiders, boats (yay). 12,000 km quantum entanglement – Scientific American Quantum … Continue reading Neutrally Entangled Net2017-07-191h 08Worrying BugsEerily Fast SuccessesCertus and Zak talk about exploding phone cases for safety, car crashes for not safety, grilling with thumbs, a solution for digital rights management, not viruses, trying to have money, shaking milk, wind powered transportation, incentives, tracking water, addictions to phones, small drivers, and the ever-present battle between color and other colors. Otterbox Strada … Continue reading Eerily Fast Successes2017-07-051h 18Worrying BugsWonderfully Lost FootageCertus and Zak talk about Apple executives talking, phone protection, storing things on magnetic tapes? weird bird AI’s, failing bubble guns, beautiful soup, and fictional viruses. WWDC Cases Dodocase sticker (no longer being sold) Otterbox Strata Sugru – Amazon Amazon Glacier Spinrite Amazon S3 Desmos Graphing 1 TB Hard Drive – Amazon Lyrebird AI Python … Continue reading Wonderfully Lost Footage2017-06-2146 minWorrying BugsShockingly Existant SkyscrapersCertus and Zak talk about little baby AIs, cucumber classes, birds with superpowers, how to fix books, blockchain, drinking more, driving more, exercising their bodies, watching videos on an airplane, ceremonial bubble hats, staying up because we can and sleeping because we should, tiny particles, theme park movies, speedy decomposition, and the first chapter of … Continue reading Shockingly Existant Skyscrapers2017-06-071h 18Worrying BugsFrighteningly Productive AICertus and Zak talk about the finals crunch, closing rituals, computer “uh-oh” protection, small writing sticks, fake party traps, Google maybe ruining the future, better coffee code, AR in drawers, mean (but polite) worms, incredible feats of hurdling, writing stuff down, some details of our todo lists, the goal of productivity, an information-based economy, unfortunately … Continue reading Frighteningly Productive AI2017-05-241h 18Worrying BugsFrantically Memorized ScriptsCertus and Zak talk about memorizing things, drama clubs, new calendars, old calendars, todo systems, earplugs, what brains look like, biographies, motivational posters, exercising without moving, 4N6 publishing, trying to beat composers, and protecting the galaxy again. World Memory Champion Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind – Wikipedia The Goat, or Who … Continue reading Frantically Memorized Scripts2017-05-1053 minWorrying BugsEfficiently Crashing DronesCertus and Zak talk about making ink into electrons, not listening to teachers, kind of listening to music, Certus’ podcast addiction, fights between trees and quadcopters, failing at efficiency, awful ads, less than one day movies, more milk politics, the least good way to find prime numbers, and competitive public speaking. Google Books just … Continue reading Efficiently Crashing Drones2017-04-261h 10Worrying BugsImperfectly Produced VibrationsCertus and Zak talk about phoney gnomes, the French and German War of 2017, bikes and screws, buying history, illegal robots, The Flash’s hand, doing things later, rap battles, calendars, old dudes robbing banks, soylent food trucks, thinking, sneaker/neck accessories, and trying not to be sick. April Fools – Wikipedia Google Gnome Google Netherlands … Continue reading Imperfectly Produced Vibrations2017-04-121h 04Worrying BugsUnnecessarily Abundant DrivesCertus and Zak talk about the UWM Drag Show, parabolic microphones, annotated bibliography services, paper, robots that are plummers, 20 million 4-door filing cabinets, prime number finding, doing what Facebook does to you to yourself, SHA-1 collisions, the blood of dragons, Isaac Newton, having fun with mushrooms, sleep, task managers, and animated vigilantes. Reddit … Continue reading Unnecessarily Abundant Drives2017-03-011h 10Worrying BugsFoolishly Bumpy GuidanceBasics of Digital Logic Cursive Logic Workbooks Rumors about Apple’s AR thing TWiT Talking about Apple’s AR thing Zak’s Surface Windows 10 BSOD USB Mini Fridge Using a Speaker as a Microphone ELM PINE Dairy Pride Lynch Pin Entomology PHP History Filibustering in the Senate Senate Nuclear Option Certus’s Diet (Time Restricted Feeding) Keylogger (Wikipedia) … Continue reading Foolishly Bumpy Guidance2017-02-1655 min