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Synthetic SymphonyKanye west fucks hamsters? Let’s debateam I gay? questioning my sexuality after what happened last night. i was being your average horny teen, beating my meat to some straight porn. but that just wasn't cutting it. it wasn't making me horny enough. i google "hog rider clash royale porn" and start fapping to the first image i saw. i released the biggest load i ever had to that hot image, seeing hog riders big meaty dick really turned me on. but then, post nut clarity hit me like a truck. i realized what I had done and started pondering my existence.
2022-03-141h 292022-01-181h 03Synthetic SymphonyMaggie Gyllenhaal's Wet ass PussyMargalit "Maggie" Ruth Gyllenhaal is an American actress and filmmaker. Part of the Gyllenhaal family, she is the daughter of filmmakers Stephen Gyllenhaal and Naomi Achs, and the older sister of actor Jake Gyllenhaal. en.wikipedia.org Born: November 16, 1977 (age 44), New York City, New York (state), United States Net worth: $25 million (celebritynetworth.com) Height: 5'9" (1.75m) Spouse: Peter Sarsgaard (m 2009 - present) Children: Gloria Ray Sarsgaard, Ramona Sarsgaard Parents: Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal, Stephen Gyllenhaal
2022-01-161h 09Synthetic SymphonySpoiler Alert Those Niggas Died- Drake“Best thing about being in your 90s is you’re spoiled rotten. Everybody spoils you like mad and they treat you with such respect because you’re old. Little do they know, you haven’t changed. You haven’t changed in [the brain]. You’re just 90 every place else … Now that I’m 91, as opposed to being 90, I’m much wiser. I’m much more aware and I’m much sexier.”—People Betty White
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Synthetic SymphonyGeorge LOPEZ BlackPantherpeopletwitter Regular ShowAll up in the blogsSaying we met at the barWhen I don't even know who you areSaying we up in your houseSaying I'm up in your carBut you in LA and I'm out at Jermaine'sI'm up in the AYou so so lameAnd no one here even mentions your nameIt must be the weed, it must be the E'Cause you've beem popping hoodYou get it poppingOh, why you so obsessed with me (boy, I wanna know)Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)It's clear that you're upset with meFinally found a girl that you couldn't impressLast man on the...
2021-10-141h 492021-09-0545 minSynthetic SymphonyEgg RollYour podcast is simply the best. We are a small team of Lifestyle staff who find it inspirational, creative, and full of fantastic ideas. Thank you to all your team, we appreciate the wonderful resources Synthetic Symphony provides to us.
2021-08-261h 06Synthetic SymphonyJoe Biden’s Secret Son from FranceThere is no description I doubt YALL even watch this show any more
2021-08-161h 35Synthetic SymphonyPeter Griffin on a Train to BusanTrain to Busan (Korean: 부산행; Hanja: 釜山行; RR: Busanhaeng; lit. To Busan) is a 2016 South Korean action horror film[4] directed by Yeon Sang-ho and starring Gong Yoo, Jung Yu-mi, Ma Dong-seok, Kim Su-an, Choi Woo-shik, Ahn So-hee and Kim Eui-sung.[5] The film mostly takes place on a high-speed train from Seoul to Busan as a zombie apocalypse suddenly breaks out in the country and threatens the safety of the passengers.The film premiered in the Midnight Screenings section of the 2016 Cannes Film Festival on 13 May.[6][7][8][9] On 7 August, the film set a record as the first Korean film of 2016 to break the audien...
2021-08-041h 18Synthetic SymphonyObi-“Rich Homie Quan” KenobiDequantes Devontay Lamar[4] (born October 4, 1989), better known by his stage name Rich Homie Quan, is an American rapper, singer and songwriter. He was previously signed to independent label T.I.G. Entertainment and is currently Independent. Rich Homie Quan was influenced by dirty south rap, including Jeezy, Gucci Mane, T.I., Lil Boosie, Lil Wayne, Kilo Ali, Outkast, and Goodie Mob.[5][6] Quan's debut studio album Rich as in Spirit was released on March 16, 2018 and debuted at number thirty-two on the US Billboard 200.As of 2020, Lamar has 3 sons
2021-07-181h 40Synthetic SymphonyBussy the CatBussy is an American comic strip created by Niel Degrassi Tyson. Originally published locally as Jon in 1976, then in nationwide syndication from 1978 as Bussy, it chronicles the life of the title character, Bussy the cat; Jon Arbuckle, his human owner; and Drake, the dog
2021-06-231h 13Synthetic SymphonyYo mama so fatYo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in...
2021-06-081h 25Synthetic SymphonyICE ON MY WRIST IM A RICE GUYThe greatest show of all time. I watched this after watching some of the most remarkable shows of the 21st century like BB and GoT, and I can say that The Sopranos stands tall above all. Being a mob boss and a family man, how Tony Soprano manages his life, makes us hate and empathize with him at the same time. His sessions with Dr. Melfi are gold. The great acting, screenplay, and writing cannot be praised enough as the show is known for ushering in a new era of TV. The music of the show adds another layer to...
2021-05-281h 25Synthetic SymphonyTheycumminJbHe looks around the kitchen and says, "Something is really weird"She says, "Why do you say that?"He says "'cause you keep tryin' to get me out of here"He says "Ever since I been in this house your face has went from white to redAnd remember when I first walked through the doorYou act like you had seen a ghost from the dead"Then he says, "Girl if you hidin' something I'm gonna be so mad"Then he hears something fallin' he says "What the fuck was that?"She says "It sound like it came from upstairs, sounds...
2021-05-191h 01Synthetic SymphonyStan Loona 😅✌️Original Poster: “I broke my foot today :(“ Twitter Gay: “Maybe if you stanned loona you wouldn’t have broke your foot” *includes clip of Kim Lip’s Eclipse* Original poster: “Do I know you?” Twitter Gay: “Stan LOONA” a phrase used by twitter gays (usually accompanied with a fancam), who want you to stan a quality group"flop stan loona"
2021-05-111h 002021-05-031h 21Synthetic SymphonyMadea goes to the Dragonsfucking cars subredditMadea's Witness Protection, while it seems like a worthless comedy meant solely for entertainment, is actually a deep reflection on the decay of our Western Capitalist society. It is a layered masterpiece of comedy genius, which requires deep thought to comprehend even just one of the many levels of a single 'joke'. For example, George asks the titular character for WiFi, and she agrees to make George a waffle. While uneducated fools like Owen Gleiberman may see the line as a throwaway gag, it really is a statement on the disconnect between the wealthy suburban community and the urban lower...
2021-04-141h 44Synthetic SymphonySponsored by the Wendy’s New Tinashe BurgerGive me all that you got nowMake you want me cause I'm hot nowI'm gone, so faded I'm on oneBang bang, pop off like a long gunIf you a lame, nigga you ain't making no noiseGet faded, turn up with the big boysLive fast, die young that's my choiceGet money, get money like an invoiceWe can mob all in the whip (make the money)Make the money, make a grip (I be stuntin')I be stuntin' with my clique (gettin' faded)Getting faded 'til we trip (oh)Man, I love to get onI love to get 2 onWhen the drink be...
2021-04-061h 13Synthetic SymphonyThe Drake BBL Episode“Eyy what’s up my fellow N-Word,” Kanye greets the ugly teacher.“Nothing much East, how ‘bout you?” Blfewosgiruhoterfeps responds. (as you can see, my will to live is gone. one sentence and it’s all gone mate.)“Well, I threw Kim out of a window, so that’s Epic™.”Baldiceritops grins. “This is so Epic™, can we hit kids?” He stares at the invisible camera. “Come back, Karen,” he whispers inaudibly.“What?” Kanye asks. “I can’t hear you through my Beats™. I’m listening to Sicko Mode™ by Travis Scott™ (feat. Drake©).”Suddenly, they see Drake walking across the road! And a car is coming!“Yo, Drake!” Baldeosi...
2021-03-3156 minSynthetic SymphonyDababy LONZO BALL Dick NBASteven Frederic Seagal (; born April 10, 1952) is an American actor, film producer, screenwriter, director, martial artist and musician. Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan. A 7th-dan black belt in aikido, he began his adult life as a martial arts instructor in Japan; becoming the first foreigner to operate an aikido dojo in the country. He later moved to Los Angeles, California, where he had the same profession. In 1988, Seagal made his acting debut in Above the Law. By 1991, he had starred in four successful films. In 1992, he played Navy SEALs counter-terrorist expert Casey Ryback in Under Siege. During the latter half...
2021-03-241h 07Synthetic SymphonySpecial Secret EpisodeThe history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes. In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient Rome we have...
2021-03-0802 minSynthetic SymphonySuper Bowl PredictionsIt was the father-son smooch seen round the world.During an episode of his new Facebook Watch docuseries, Tom vs Time, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is seen kissing his 11-year-old son on the mouth. That in and of itself isn't a revelation—the 40-year-old NFL star was photographed last February kissing his father on the mouth during a celebration. But this kiss comes with context that makes it feel even weirder. In the episode, Brady is pictured getting a massage in his Brookline, Massachusetts, home. Jack, his son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, enters the room an...
2021-02-171h 10Synthetic SymphonyEpisode sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends™️Today's podcast is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000...
2021-01-291h 37Synthetic SymphonyBut BLM right?Help I have been shot by a v lone soldier. I was on twitter and I responded to his comment with a condescending tone. He then interpreted this to mean that I am not his slime or even his slatt. Apparently he hacked into government agencies just to come and hunt me down. He shot me through the window of my own house, he was wearing v lone from head to toe. he then said that his choppa won't miss and that I was not slatt***!^ enough. I do not know how to feel about this. He then said that...
2021-01-191h 53Synthetic SymphonyMitch mcconnell vs Kratos Stimmy packageWhen them checks outside, lil' bitch, you better be readyWhen them money outside, lil' bitch, you better be readyWhen the stars align, lil' bitch, you better be readyI won't take my time, lil' bitch, you know I'm readyI want it right now, lil' bitch, you know I'm ready (Go, yeah)My flag the same color as cranberry (Cranberry)You come 'round by my gang, it's Hail MaryThem niggas not no thugs, they some fairies (Yeah, yeah)
2020-12-311h 102020-12-231h 43Synthetic SymphonyExclusive interview with Pewdiepie and Tyler Perry RATED R FOR RACISM??!!As black people genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else we are more creative on December 21st our real DNA will be unlocked and majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction. Learn enough who we are as a people they want to make us savages.
2020-12-1956 minSynthetic SymphonyThey thought I was gayGiovanni The hype around rapper Playboi Carti refuses to die. The rapper last released the album in 2018 and has since been teasing the arrival of his third studio record which is yet to drop becoming one of the most highly anticipated rap albums in recent times. Carti was supposed to drop an album named 'Whole Lotta Red', his third full-length record, which is yet to receive and update. But, in the midst of all this, Carti took to Instagram Live to preview a new song that fans haven't heard before. Complex Music's official Twitter handle posted a snippet of the...
2020-11-251h 25Synthetic SymphonyLike a frog or perhaps a toadEvery time I close my eyesI wake up feeling so hornyI can't get you outta my mindSexin' you be all I seeI would give anythingJust to make you understand meI don't give a damn about nothing elseFreek'n you is all I needTonight, I need your body (I need your body)Tonight, you got my time (oh get it baby)Tonight you won't be sorry (yeah)Tonight, you got my mindYou got my mind, all I wanna do is freak you
2020-10-291h 01Synthetic SymphonyOperation Cupid ShuffleKyrie Irving always had a mix of emotions surrounding LeBron James. He first met LeBron when he was 15-17, attending his basketball camp. He was ecstatic to see the basketball legend and they even talked a little. If there was one thing he picked up from Bron at the time, he loved giving advice. When Kyrie got drafted by the Cavs, he had a huge hole to fill that LeBron left in the franchise. And because of LeBron, the franchise was quite frankly, shit . Kyrie could not make up for everything LeBron left on the team, despite his raw talent...
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2020-10-241h 07Synthetic SymphonyMarvel N-word UniverseIn today’s episode we discuss the most important topics such as what if Batman was black, Timmy Turner, the death of Ruthkanda and most importantly tax evasion Bow, lookSteppin' on, weapon drawnBig clip, extra long, bowYou step to me, that mean you steppin' wrongI come in the spot and I ride alongUh, I take a Perc' and I get extra strongYeah, that's the motherfucking lesson for 'emLook, sneaky, tiptoeI come for drilling, I switch clothesWhen I get bored, I go and switch hoesYou already know how this shit goUh, blue flag, buttoned-up, Crip clothes, uhFind a spot, make it hot, get lowI had to...
2020-10-061h 01Synthetic Symphonysometimes we laugh sometimes we cryWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get...
2020-09-041h 29Synthetic SymphonyWAP: We are poorWell guys we managed to get another episode out. I know this is a shocking surprise and for once we didn't talk about a boring ass topic for 15 fucking minutes. We're making real progress here. Thank god. And to make matter better it has some funny moments! Yeah that last episode was like a fucking zoom class with all the information we threw at you. I'm sorry my two co-host have the personalities of a over-cooked steak. The sexual tension this episode though phew. Talk about a real sausage fest why won't those two boys just kiss already. Anyways n...
2020-08-281h 00Synthetic SymphonyTech TalkApple vs Epic, Tencent, And other stuff I guess. Is anyone even reading this..... why? What’s the point go to hell. We all are gonna die. Why did I even record this all of my cohost are useless the one who does the least complains the most dear god. Literally talks the most shit when we aren’t recording but as soon as the mic turns on he’s quiet. I set up this entire fucking podcast on multiple platforms and what thanks do I get. Two complete fucking idiots. Not a single fucking thank you. Not a single idea p...
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