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Cheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgCheryl Sings: Countin’ Skin Tags on my LYUPSDownload MP3 LENGTH: 2:36 SYNOPSIS The first post in almost 4 YURS is a wonderful song for all my listenturds! This is my version of the Statler Brothers “Flowers On The Wall”. Lyrics and album ark by the amazing LIN … Continue reading →2017-03-3124 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgMusic Video & Song: Walls Fall OutThe original amazing vid (aidsbove) was REMOVED from youtube!!! Good thing I also had a krispy version on Vimeo: The AMAZING Gladys Freak wrote, directed, and PROLEduced this lapse INDUCING song and even more amazing MUSIC VIDEO! Learn about Cheryl’isms, … Continue reading →2013-10-3024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgCheryl Sings: How Deep Is My LAPSE?  LENGTH: 4:07 SYNOPSIS Cheryl sings her version of the BEE GEEz’s How Big Is YER Love. Lyrics and album ark by my grrrl LIN FERNO. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTurdz!*2013-06-0724 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH-MiniGRUM: As Seen on TV SkeenTag MESH Lint VacLENGTH: 14:29 SYNOPSIS Anothee minigrum™®© featuring a call to AS SEEN ON TEEVEE to axe the HORD questions about produks like SKINTAG REMOVER, MagicMesh,LINT Lizard and the WAXvak!2013-03-0424 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH-MiniGRUM Yuma(az)loightLENGTH: 11:31 SYNOPSIS NYEA a minigrum™®© fer ya featurding a caull to the wonderful YUMAloight to axe them some questions about their PRODUK. WEUWEU INSPIRATION infomercialmercial: Looks pretty normal to maids! Anyone want turd make me a rylchy pic with … Continue reading →2013-02-0324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH-MiniGRUM Post XMasLENGTH: 4:09 SYNOPSIS A post-XMAS minigrum for my GRRLS, including a short story about WALGREEN tunaFEESH seasoning my new CASTIRONpanpan.2012-12-2624 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgCheryl Sings: Edge of BortyAmazing Cover Art by CheekyTrousers! LENGTH: 4:23 SYNOPSIS Cheryl sings her version of LADY KAKA’s Edge of Glore-aids. Crowd Sourced™®© Lyrics by @Patriekgud and Jaime Shade. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill … Continue reading →2011-07-1024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH-MiniGRUM 4-2-11Album Ark by James LENGTH: 28:21 SYNOPSIS NYEA a random imprompTURD minigrum with intro in bafroom and phone chak with MADGE WEINSTEIN. WEU. eat mai.   LINKS: Jaimeshade wrote and mixed the amazing BORN THIS WHEY Protein Powdee™® Commercial FRIEND … Continue reading →2011-04-0224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgVIDEO: Pain A ProlapseLENGTH: 3:07 SYNOPSIS This is an amazing video and song by xdope featuring SYLVIA BROWNEbrown answering Cheryl’s question on her WEBINAR about Cheryl’s HORRIBLE medical condition: A PROLAPSE. Also features a RAP response by animated CHERYL & Cameo by Ragan … Continue reading →2010-10-1524 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH94: Catheters 4 Sylvia Epic GrumAlbum Ark by James LENGTH: 1:31:35 SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about getting some catheters, daybuts xdope song, Sylvia mess, minigrum highlights, bradlaids clyups, many A+ random clyups, and so much moar! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!2010-10-1124 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH93: Incinerating Returned Depends & Riding TEH CTAidsAlbum Ark by James LENGTH: 54:21 GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?! SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to … Continue reading →2010-04-0224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgVIDEO: Sexy Chak LOINLENGTH: 2:20 SYNOPSIS An amazing video & song created by listener xdope from material in WH83&84 “Sexy Chak LOIN”.2010-02-1824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH92: Cheryl’s Smoke Assassin is OK OK 4 Blaque History MONFDootie Monsturd Album Ark by James LENGTH: 1:02:30 GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ads, a post from an eating disorders syke, … Continue reading →2010-02-1324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgCheryl’s Holiday ClassicsLENGTH: 27:29 SYNOPSIS Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks … Continue reading →2009-12-1624 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgCheryl Sings: Pro Lapse (The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show)(Compare to original album ark) LENGTH: 3:21 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore … Continue reading →2009-11-2624 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH: Cheryl Sings- What The World Needs Now (is Lapse)(Compare to Burt’s album ark) LENGTH: 2:28 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings Burt Bacharach’s classic “What the World Needs Now (is Love)” and gives it her signature touch. *Lyrics in iTurds!2009-11-2324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH91: Sleep Numberin’ Bare With RylchLENGTH: 26:41 GUESTS: Sleep number guy & Bare Essentials gal. LYUPS. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about a sleep number bed for her obese friend, and about makeup for her other trans-mess-tight friend. Plus lots of great clips, a craigslist ad, and … Continue reading →2009-11-1524 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH: Cheryl Sings- D.I.C.KAlbum Ark By Vince! LENGTH: 3:49 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People would be proud! *Lyrics in iTurds!2009-11-1024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgCheryl Sings: Underneath Your FoldsLENGTH: 3:37 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Underneath Your Folds” in honor of Shrockbella Mortinstein & all the other fatties of the world. PLUS Lyrics in iTurds! *Parody of Shakira’s “Underneath Your Clothes”. Thanks to Jaime Shade for helping with the lyrics!2009-11-0924 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH90: Injrid Tweezin And Pleasin With MoisturizerLENGTH: 18:44 GUESTS: Lynda, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some produks for her freshly shaved & tweezed LYUPS. Plus smoker face, Hypnotize ‘naids, Welford Mayor remix, & more! Tweez that lyup honaids. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: The Smoker … Continue reading →2009-11-0224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH89: U Gotta Depend On Slim Necklines & BMLENGTH: 29:19 GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: The … Continue reading →2009-10-1824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH88: Cheryl’s Gotta Fight For The Enema Bidets & Personal SaunasLENGTH: 33:03 GUESTS: Bidet salesman, Sauna salesman, & voicemails (Spitlord, Ben from NY, 1turd Wisdumb, Windowlicker). SYNOPSIS Cheryl makes 2 phone calls: bio bidet & personal sauna. Plus lots of A++ clyups, voicemails & rylch does an anti-abortion duet with … Continue reading →2009-10-1324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH87: Resolving Cheryl’s ‘bortion DebtLENGTH: 23:39 GUESTS: Debt Resolution Center employees, including douche Chase. SYNOPSIS Cheryl talks to a douche at teh Debt Resolution Cenurd about her credik card and medical debtz. Jaime Shade remix of youtube’s Timaya w/Madge Weinstein. Plus othurd clyups ‘n … Continue reading →2009-09-0724 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH86: Stayin Prolapsed For Hamhocker Schlammer [repost]LENGTH: 24:45 GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jaime Shade proletein powdee remix, etc. Call 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Jaime Shade (who made the Proletein Powdee remix).2009-08-2224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH: Cheryl Sings- AIDSy QueenLENGTH: 3:33 Cheryl Sings the ABBA classic “Dancing Queen” but changes it to “AIDSy Queen”. Lapsetastic and complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)! WOWOWOW. Lyrics by Jaime Shade.2009-08-1224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH85: Weighing Fat, Fetus, & Lady’s PartsLENGTH: 39:18 GUESTS: Man selling scales, Lady Raptastic, etc. SYNOPSIS A sexy variety of Rylch today- body dedications, prank caull about scales, an interview with LADY RAPTASTIC, and a lacist remix of Madge Weinstein done by Jaime Shade. Call 206-666-LYPS. … Continue reading →2009-07-2924 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH84: Cheryl’s Werkin Teh SEXY Chak LOIN Pt 2LENGTH: 1:04:25 GUESTS: Jaime Shade & lots of mens SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s calls to the chak loin continue with lots of sexy messy talk. Nothing is too taboo for Rill, she’s getting off teh mens with all manner of things, including … Continue reading →2009-07-1524 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH83: Cheryl’s SEXY Chak LOIN Pt 1LENGTH: 1:04:25 GUESTS: Lots of sexy mens; Jaime; Mikeypod (& his explosion) SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls a “chat line” where women talk free & Lots of messy, sexy chatting ensues. Of course Rill’s extra dirty talk includes ‘bortions, ‘lapse, & panny … Continue reading →2009-06-3024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH82: Nutritional Methless Produks And Chicken TetrazzinILENGTH: 13:21 GUESTS: Some gal at World Class Nutrition and a mayn at Urine ‘b Gone. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some nutrition produks and learns about weightloss without teef damage, how heating skin burns fat cells, and much more. She … Continue reading →2009-04-0524 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH81: Cleanin Panny & Curin Cancer With Miracle IILENGTH: 30:11 GUESTS: The nice folks making & selling Miracle II SYNOPSIS Cheryl investigates another produk! This time she calls to find out more info about Miracle II & as usual asks lots of good questions. PLUS a special HONEY … Continue reading →2009-03-1824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH80: Sick-L Cell Raptastic & Rillz KanserLENGTH: 28:51 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic & Rill talk about sickle cell, cancer, diabetis, i’sure’ins, poopin on xrays, pooping blankets, madge’s racism continues, Oprah’s aureolas, gray skin, & sicklecell. PLUS Stapler! Call 206-666-LYPS LINKS:2009-02-2524 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH: Cheryl Sings- I Wanna Tan With SomebodyAlbum Ark By Debra Wilkerson! See Whitney’s Version here. LENGTH: 4:43 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings Whitney Houston’s Classic “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”, cheryl style! PLUS Lyrics in iTurds!2009-01-2024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH79: Prayergasming With Bonnie & JesusLENGTH: 12:51 GUESTS: Bonnie SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s Fiber 2 commercial; Cheryl calls JD Jakes Ministries to find out if god is punishing her for what she did when she was 10, her diabetis, seeing pussy, poopin panny, and keepin her baby. … Continue reading →2009-01-1724 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH78: Building A Better, Blaquer & Lapsed EconomyLENGTH: 26:28 GUESTS: Build A Bear Employee, Lady Raptastic, Debra Wilkerson, Crowned Christian Woman SYNOPSIS Craigslist; More DICK advice; getting a dog restuffed@ build A bear; Discussion w/Lady Rap (Madge’s racism); debra calls about gophR & shapeNtone; Dan Savage Don’t … Continue reading →2009-01-1424 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH77: Glass Thermometers In Ali’s MeatusLENGTH: 48:25 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction & more). PLUS D.I.C.K. Presents Advice For Parents! CALL THE … Continue reading →2009-01-0524 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH76: 700 Club Prayer Orgasms For Poopy Panty & StillburthLENGTH: 13:48 GUESTS: Joy SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls teh 700 club’s prayer counseling hotloin and gets prayer for her friends, her stillburth, panty pooping, lapse, & more. Plus PRAYERGASM. Cheryl’s Raciest Call Yet? CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS. LINKS:2008-12-3024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH75.5: Jackin In NightShirts & Squirtin Them DootyLENGTH: 12:08 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Cheryl gets an update from Madge on some of the matters covered in the previous episode, including DS, nightshirt, and other smelly bits. Plus old people ramble, WENSDAY, MMHMM, and bags. Eat my cunnie. … Continue reading →2008-12-3024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH75: Party Planning & Sniffin PantyLENGTH: 50:39 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Madge & they talk about cheryl’s new business, cancer BBQ, doody squirt, panty sniffing, roses, roids, 1cheryl1hole, melton, xmass roids, diabetis foot, and more! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Goatse’s “Camel … Continue reading →2008-12-2124 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH74: Scooping Rabbit Turds & JitterbugsLENGTH: 46:37 GUESTS: Andy Melton; Ian. SYNOPSIS Cheryl asks a morbidly obese, housebound yng man about scooping out rabbit turds from his ‘roidy asshole, Pink washcloths, and other things. Cheryl calls to find out more info about a phone for … Continue reading →2008-12-1624 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH73: Scooping Oprah’s Poop With PoondaggersLENGTH: 52:14 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic joins Rill again. Opera & Gayle, talking blaque @teh bus stop, Indian food fills toilets, scooping the poop, poondaggers, abortion, and shitting daisyDOOks. Plz2Caull 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!2008-10-1224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH72.50: Taint Dead NaidsLENGTH: 6:15 GUESTS: None. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Aint Dead, just busAIDS… so she’s phone’in something in. Why she so busAIDS? Abortion. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS:2008-10-0924 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH72: Small World, Big LyupsLENGTH: 28:00 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic, Madge Weinstein, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl chats with Lady Rap, covering children, coonmichael, racism, shitting panty, movies, and floppy gym dick. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!2008-09-1424 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH71: Cheryl LOVES Tropical VacationsLENGTH: 27:35 GUESTS:April & Louis Simmons At Tropical Travel, Lady Raptastic, etc. SYNOPSIS Listenturd Aaron gets tons of faxes at work about CHEAP vacations so I called to claim my 99 dollar vacation. Hilarity ensues. Plus, craigslyst ads, ladyrap, NELL, … Continue reading →2008-08-1324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH70: Depends Which Spoon You Left At StarbucksLENGTH: 39:25 GUESTS:Grizelda, Man at Gay Tanning Playce, Starbux Employees, Jason, & More! SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s been losin’ things & calls starbucks. Plus she calls a tanning salon in boystown chicago, talks with Grizelda, calls into her friend Jason’s radio show … Continue reading →2008-08-0524 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH69: Jean Backpacks Full of Depends & Gym MembershipsLENGTH: 15:53 GUESTS:The Helpful People At The Gym, Lady Raptastic on VM SYNOPSIS Cheryl forgets her backpack with depends at the gym & calls to have them look for it. Plus, she finds out about a gym membership and asks … Continue reading →2008-07-1624 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH68: Testing The Waters While Cauterizing LyupsLENGTH: 58:55 GUESTS:Adam CoonMichael SYNOPSIS I spoke again with my friend Adam & she couldn’t keep it 2gether. While Adam craks I tell whore many stories about my life, my lapse, and what it’s like being yung. Locker rooms, corn, partial … Continue reading →2008-07-0824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH67: 1turd’s Facial Wasting Taste Like WatermelonLENGTH: 58:55 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & Adam CoonMichael SYNOPSIS Cheryl talks with Lady Raptastic about many things. Sq Watermelon, Fetus poop, rupaul dishing, tubgurl, P and J werds, feedblaque, 1turd, and a sepcial conversation with Adam CoonMichael. Call the LYUPS line: … Continue reading →2008-07-0224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH66: Prole Choice-To Abort or Not, That IS The Question (Minisode)LENGTH: 7:25 GUESTS:Pregnancy Hotline (LOVE LINE) Workwhore SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls the LOVE line again to ask for advice about her pregnant situation and asks why god keeps punishing her with the curse of pregnancy, asscunt, and being so beautiful. Call … Continue reading →2008-06-2524 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH65: Still Hovering Round & Axin Bout Medical SuppliesLENGTH: 22:35 GUESTS:Pplz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls back the folks at Hoverround to ask more questions & THEN calls to axe some questions about a bunch of medical supplies. WERK THAT PHONE CHERYL! Call the LYUPS line: 206-666-LYPS LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” … Continue reading →2008-06-1824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH64: It’s A Toto Swamp HonayeLENGTH: 25:45 GUESTS:Nice Toto Folks SYNOPSIS Cheryl continues her phone caull series by phoning the nice folks at Toto to find out which toilets and bidets would best fit her “situation”. PS-Where my bday present bitch!? Call the LYUPS line … Continue reading →2008-06-1124 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH63: Removin Toxins & Poopin Panty With Dual Action CleanseLENGTH: 9:55 GUESTS:A very helpful blaque manz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls to find out more aboot Dual Action Cleanse, if it be for chillrin, and she also learns more about medz for her diabeetis, and something to help with her lyups. … Continue reading →2008-06-0424 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH62: Finishin LivinXL & A New Life of LapseLENGTH: 55:25 GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL, Madge Weinstein & People at New Lyfe MinWhoreStries SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls back LivingXL to finally get the answers to her burning questions on them uribagz & huge gown. PLUS a recast (& followup) … Continue reading →2008-05-2824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH61: Cheryl’s Lapsin’ & Phonin’ Livin’ XLLENGTH: 36:01 GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls LivingXL to inquire aboot some produks & has a real nice cuntversation wif them. She even ends up stumpin them with her detailed questions, esp about lapse. Best cheryl call … Continue reading →2008-05-1824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH60: Cheryl’s Hoverin’RoundLENGTH: 8:23 GUESTS:Hoveroundz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Hoveround to get the 411 on these fancy scooters for oldies and fatties. Is a prolapse an indication that a scooter is medically necessary? How much weight can they carry? You don’t want anything … Continue reading →2008-04-1524 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH59: My Lion Is White & SmegmaticLENGTH: 34:50 GUESTS:White Lionz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls a listenturd who drunk dialed her & has a nice cuntversation & talks about all manwhore of things. PLUS a special msg from an anon female worker entitled “Upstairs Bathroom” relating to defication, droppings, … Continue reading →2008-04-0324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH58: Chiffon Shitting DressLENGTH: 34:33 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic (LIVE!) SYNOPSIS Cheryl is joined LIVE, in the flesh, by ladyraptastic. Good, poopy times ensue as rill and lady discuss the latest goings ons, read a nice story, and learn new words. All from the cumfart … Continue reading →2008-03-2024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH58 Inspiration: Chiffon Shitting Dress videoChiffon Shitting Dress video!2008-03-2024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH: Cheryl Sings- Push A Little Lapse For YouLENGTH: 2:47 Cheryl Sings the classic “Forever Together” (Say A Little Prayer)… with a few stylistic changes. It’s a lapse-full. Complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)!2008-03-0624 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH57: Pushing Sensuous Blaque DaisiesLENGTH: 22:50 GUESTS: Wanda’s Friend Bradley (Vocals on Pushing Daisies promo). SYNOPSIS A Very FULL show! New Commercial 4RillzTanninSalon&Eatery, Prolyup-uale, Poopin Panties, DICK, SynchronicityPoo, Instructable-Pessary, Promo For New Show on ABC: Pushing Daisies, Sensuous Blaque & Rillz Mix, Bus Audioz,& … Continue reading →2008-02-2324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH56: Cheryl Sings Classic Children’s SongsCheryl’s “myspace” Page2008-01-1824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH55: Shruggin Off Prole-Life Advice & Hanukkah WHORE HanukkahLENGTH: 39:11 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, Botteingheim, & VMs from Listenturds. SYNOPSIS A REAL good one! Cheryl calls to get abortion advice; Vocab word of the day; Cheryls Tannin Salon & Eatery; Lots of VMs; ImLikeABird; EduLessons; PPH, CVS & DVT; crab … Continue reading →2007-12-2324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWhorehole Holiday Classic: Hanukkah WHORE HanukkahLENGTH: 2:12 Cheryl sings a very special version “Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah”… Complete WITH LYRICS (in the iturds)!2007-12-2324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH54: Lady’s Feet DP & CanklesLENGTH: 37:50 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & VMs from Listenturds. SYNOPSIS LadyRaptastic Joins Cheryl again. Holidays, Cankles, smelly feet, Footing, golf balls & pine cones, Burns, etc. PLUS ‘Cheryl Says’ Segments! Call the lyps line: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” Page2007-11-2124 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH53: Bum Bus Halloween MinisodeLENGTH: 6:50 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS A lil progrum with a story of bumz, busses, hall-whore-ween, poop, and diabetis. IT’S A MINISODE! Get fucked. Call the lyps line at 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” Page2007-10-3124 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH52: Lady’s Cousin IZ From RedBankLENGTH: 32:40 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS Chat With Lady. Periods, cankles, street wise, fillin change cup with prolyps, piercin, wide bridges, rape, cunnie, large lyups on outside then blaque, white eyes, syrup, 50’s, lady on xtube, peanut butter & scat, endfistula, … Continue reading →2007-10-2424 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH51: Carol’s Bugs Bongs & Midloaf CrisisLENGTH: 1:07:31 GUESTS:Aunt Carol. SYNOPSIS USE HEADPHONES, it B Stear-e-o HONAYE! Prostitutes, ingrown lyp hairs, restless leg syndrome, bugz, beerboingz, lame excuses, alcohol incidents, animals, and lots of scat chat and poopin panties honaye. GOOD TIMES! Call the lyps line: … Continue reading →2007-10-1724 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH50: Lady Bobbin For Dildos Knows 2 Lapse Early And Lapse OftenLENGTH: 55:07 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS A special 50th progrum. HPV, cleft lyp, bobbin 4 apples & dildos, toenails, what that plate 2.99? lunch meat, talents, etc. Plus Lady & Rillz read a Poopin Panties Story! Call 206-666-LYPS LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” … Continue reading →2007-10-1024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH49: Scat in the AfturdnoonLENGTH: 20:25 GUESTS:VMs. SYNOPSIS Cheryl shares another reality inspired poopin panties story, takes listenturd calls, lapses, and gives you some GOOD TIMES! Call the LYUPS line and be on my progrum babies–206-666-LYPS LINKS:2007-10-0324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH48: Jesus Can Suck My Miracle Hole Any Day HonayeLENGTH: 29:36 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic, VMs, and Misturd BarewhoreTeliz. SYNOPSIS More stories of miracles, church, Y u shouldnt wear white around rillz, and another very special inturdview with lady raptastic! Pickled food, y racism still be existin, nxt in line plz, … Continue reading →2007-09-2024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH47: Poopin Panties For Fun And ProfitsLENGTH: 9:35 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS Cheryl shares two special stories about pooping panties, her own that is. Good times with Sticky Bum Holes! ENJOY BABIES! Please call my LYPS LINE: 206-666-LYPS! LINKS:2007-09-1224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH36: It’s My Burthday & I’ll Lapse If I Want To!LENGTH: 13:30 GUESTS: None SYNOPSIS EXCLUSIVE Cheryl B-Day Song, Request For LOVE, Don’t take all kindz, SPECIAL story (SickDaze & Abu Mahajahani), poopz, lapses, and so much more! LeaveMeSomeLAPSE: 206-666-LYPS To download a higher quality stare-e-o SINGLE of “It’s My … Continue reading →2007-06-0424 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgwh30: Lady Lapsetastic Welcums Lady RaptasticLENGTH: 31:58 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic! SYNOPSIS Cheryl does a very special inturdview with Lady Raptastic. myspace,beasttube (thnx kenny), lady’s fingerbang, tuna, iraq, bravest(blaquest) 1st, aborted word of the day, 9/11, ground 0 abortions, hidya royach, americunt idol, staple, kelly clarkson, … Continue reading →2007-03-2624 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH24: Lapse–Stuck On UR Metal GrateLENGTH: 11:25 GUESTS: Botteinheimer, Satan, Lapse SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls to let you know that she is still alive & smokey and tells u where she finnah been @. The bigger the better, the tighter the wetter, whorehole.org HONAYE! Call the … Continue reading →2007-02-0524 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH23: Podfading-Tragically Crashed In An iPhone Sort of WayLENGTH: 7:39 GUESTS: Ali and Adam SYNOPSIS Cheryl is joined by Ali and Adams for a shart progrum to try to make up for the show lost through a SkypeCrash! Rill contemplates fading, closing whorehole. Hope you njoy the shart … Continue reading →2007-01-2924 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH Greatest Hits: All That LapseLENGTH: 4:33 SYNOPSIS A sample track from the critically whoreclaimed musical comedy-Prolapse The Musical! Cheryl updates the Turdcago Classic “All that Jazz” to fit in betturd with the prolapse theme of her life…and all that lapse. There will surely be … Continue reading →2007-01-0824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH Greatest Hits: Inside of MeLENGTH: 3:04 SYNOPSIS Enjoy the latest installment from Cheryl’s Greatest Hits–Cheryl updates a classic from the Carpenters, “Close to me,” by adding her specturd touch and manages to lapse it out.2007-01-0424 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH21: New Years, New LapseLENGTH: 20:50 GUESTS: None other than VM’s from Noah (PNS), Botteinheimer, etc SYNOPSIS A special new years present from Rill Turd jew! VMs, Resolutions, New Websites, Ask Rill, and Cheryl Stars in 2 MOVEIS!! Listen to find out more honayes! … Continue reading →2007-01-0124 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgLBR#408–Cheryl’s On the LuckyBitch HONAYEWERK THIS LUCKYBITCHRADIO PODCAST PROGRUM! Oh yes… PLEASE go over there and have a listen-see….. I think it was a VERY good progrum. A lil bit dirty… with my good friend WANTURD JIZZdumb! Oh yes. She gives this whole warning … Continue reading →2006-12-2924 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH18: Domain of (REDtarded)Lapsed Giftz & GratitudezLENGTH: 28:35 GUESTS: Robert BowzMontz, Lady Raptastic, etc SYNOPSIS Cheryl daybutts giftz-guide w/her (RED) campaign featurding CherylNomics; buys and sells domains for Madge, Lotionz & MUCH much more! Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Click the above image to see a … Continue reading →2006-12-0324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH17: IM PEELIN UR LYPS OPEN, MADGELENGTH: 32:35 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein, Mrs. Botteinheimer SYNOPSIS Madge joins Cheryl for an old schoo’ style chat like some of jew wanted. Lots of talking trash, singing, laughing, branding rill’s lyps, queefing, and Prof Rill shares some of her art. … Continue reading →2006-11-2724 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH16: Moe Tanksgiving Whopper Necklaces, Moe ProblemsLENGTH: 16:32 GUESTS:None SYNOPSIS A bunch of Cheryl Sayin’s, Thanksgiving tales, Giving thanx, Google Adwords Denial, News, and more. Tragic ending w/VM from Cheryl… Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” Page2006-11-2024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH15: Vote for Rill-So ProlapsedLENGTH: 10:15 GUESTS:Get-Fisted [none, mostlay] SYNOPSIS Use HEADPHONES-Cheryl axes 4 yer vote, plays response attack ad from Brian Boothby, audio mental lapse from madge & song vm from betturd madge PLUS an exclusive daybuts of the latest selection from CherylS … Continue reading →2006-11-0624 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH ElectionExclusive1: Cheryl’s Attack AdLENGTH: 2:30 SYNOPSISVoting for Madge is anti-freedom, anti-children, and just downright wrong and immoral. A vote for Cheryl is a vote for the children, freedom, honesty, and everything right, moral and beautiful. This election season, exercise your rights by supporting the … Continue reading →2006-10-2924 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH14: Cheryl Says One Two Three Staple My Halloween LypsLENGTH: 11:38 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS Premire of “Cheryl Says”, an EXCLUSIVE staplin’ Joanne Schroder whorehole.org mix, a Halloween story, a VM from sharon in tampon, and other juicy bitz. Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” Page2006-10-2724 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH13: Fix IT Behind the LypsLENGTH: 14:20 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS The first Behind The Lyps segment, some musics, some VMs, and other turd-pieces! FIX THIS whorehole! WERK the LYPS honayeeeeeeeeeee. Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Send cheryl a lil sumtin in her box honaye… like coffee… … Continue reading →2006-10-2324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH12: Scat Chat In the Shitting RoomLENGTH: 10:55 GUESTS:None SYNOPSIS Join Cheryl for storytime as she shares a tale unsuitable for the chillrens at the daycare centurd. Cheryl “Shops” @ Fashion Bug, tosses her lunch, fills a shopping bag, and makes a deposit. It’s hot, its … Continue reading →2006-10-0824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH11: Have Prolapse Will Post-Part II (Douche)LENGTH: 33:56 GUESTS:Davy, BicycleMark & Botting-hymer’s VM again TAPED: SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2006 SYNOPSIS The good times continue in part DOUCHE when Cheryl and Davy are joined by the tasty BicycleMark… more truth telling, dirty talk, and ‘lapsin. Listen to … Continue reading →2006-10-0424 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH10: Have Prolapse Will Post-Part ILENGTH: 59:58 GUESTS:Davy, Andy Melturd, Dace, & VMs from: Botting-hymer, Gladwise, Folonious-Prolapse SYNOPSIS I’M BACK BITCHES! Is this the end of mean cheryl? A fab show with some fab guests. Cheryl talks smack & tells it like it is, including … Continue reading →2006-10-0124 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH9: It’s My ProlapseLENGTH: 32:12 GUESTS:Ali Myvagina, Jihadist Jerri (jewel?), Madge Weinstein, Tim from gorainbowradio, etc etc. SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Random shit, including cheryl’s rollah coastah mishap, a bit of ali’s new song, some vm’s, a song from Tim (it’s … Continue reading →2006-08-2224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH8: Melton My LapseLENGTH: 1:13:56 GUESTS:Ali Myvagina, Wanda Wisdom Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl’s back with a LONG show honayes! Some urethra chat with Ali, faerie’ly BS with Wanda, and crossing the Berline with Madge. Werk that hole like … Continue reading →2006-08-1224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH7: Prolapsing Like an EgyptianLENGTH: 13:16 GUESTS: Wasim, Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl talks with an Egyptian-she gives him some sexual healing only to be whoreassed and she finally snaps at him while on Yeast Radio! Plus some random Cheryl … Continue reading →2006-07-2324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH5: Cheryl’s VM BacklogLENGTH: 25:55 GUESTS: Sharon in Tampon’s Child Andy, Racist Whores, Edna & Pals, Jihadist Jerry, Heavy Breather, HebBloat, & others. SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl plays random voicemails that listenturds have left her and comments throughout. Work that … Continue reading →2006-07-0224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgCheryl’s Greatest Hits Vol 1LENGTH: 3:47 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS Here is a little teaser “promo” I made a while back for Cheryl’s Greatest Hits Vol 1–I will be back soon with more messy whorehole for you kids!2006-06-1824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH4: That is Real Good A++LENGTH: 29:17 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Ali joins Cheryl for a late night chat from bangle-whore and they unveil an ali-style rating system and sing a little bit. Shove this in your urethra whores! LINKS … Continue reading →2006-06-0224 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgPush it Back inLENGTH: 2:49 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS Another installment of “Cheryl’s Greatest Hits!” Like Billie Myers’ original rendition, just a bit more smokey honaye. A sure #1 Single that Cheryl hopes will finally tip off the movers and shakers in enturdtainment to … Continue reading →2006-05-2624 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH3: Ali’s CrabsCycleLENGTH: 50:00 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Girl600, Adam SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl is once again joined by Ali for a friendly shit-chat. Adam from the Krebscycle joins them, there is lots of singing and a vmail or two. … Continue reading →2006-05-2324 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgWH#2: Ali & Carol do Cheryl’s WhoreholeLENGTH: 42:14 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Carol Wisdom SYNOPSIS Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! You wanted more Cheryl & Ali… you get it–Plus Carol! Some dirty craig’s list talk, baby talk, singing, voicemail, and other random shit. What jew woent? I … Continue reading →2006-05-1624 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgCheryl Interviews AliLENGTH: 30:58 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani SYNOPSIS Cheryl interviews Ali Mahajani, frequent freak caller on Madge&Cheryl advice show. Cheryl also plays Dave Calderbank’s “Nobody Loves Cheryl”, and the first fan v-mail from Girl600 who was also the first reviewer on iturds. … Continue reading →2006-05-1024 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgChild Protective ServicesLENGTH: 1:11 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS A little blast from the past for the kiddies! Cheryl calls, aparently from her new job at Child Protective Services. Originally created for Wanda Wisdom’s luckybitchradio.2006-05-0824 minCheryl\'s whorehole.orgCheryl's whorehole.orgCheryl Reacts to ETHS 32LENGTH: 3:35 GUESTS: NONE SYNOPSIS Cheryl reacts to ETHS 32–she shares a college story similar to the ETHS cuntRollVerseY along with some sage advice, and then she asks about the It’s Pat laugh of Ragans Faux.2006-04-2524 min