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Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWH53: Halloween Spooktacular 3: Jack Pumpkinman's RevengeHappy Halloween, ladies & ghouls! It is I, Chris Bauso joined by my friends Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson as we discuss all things Halloween-y on our yearly spooktacular chat...
Dead Man's Shortcut was performed by Ben Mills & Floyd Lastname
Special Thanks to Halloween Horrors! Scary Sounds of the Season for providing spooky ambience to today's episode!
Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll
Show artwork by Nick Vanamee
Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Hunting ⬆&⬇ (death's dynamic shroud Remix) & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Dating Tense, Dating Start & Dating Fight- Toby Fox ; Iceberg Lab- Crash...
2025-10-311h 14
Wizard Scroll NIGHTS7-10 Split'7-10 Split' was written by Brady Flanagan and produced by Andy Wardlaw & Brady Flanagan as part of Dialogue Fest! Please support the official release.
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Starring Chris Bauso as Martin
Emily Morse-Lee as Mom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-10-1208 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWH51: TalieeI am joined by the one and only Taliee, voice of the iconic Cheerleader #4, as we sit in our respective closets and have a pleasant chat about voice acting and stuff...
Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll
Show artwork by Nick Vanamee
Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST
Clips used: Chris Bauso Essay 3: Advancement for Advancement's Sake ; Gilbert Gottfried Does Andrew Dice Clay ; [WAYFARER] 6 - Dead Man’s Due | Omega Star 7 ; Peep my fuggin setup ; Mean Girls Day | BMothePrince Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho
2025-09-3054 min
The Wizard ScrollRecess... Recess Never Changes'Recess... Recess Never Changes' was written and produced by Brady Flanagan as part of Dialogue Fest!
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Starring Chris Bauso as David & David's Inner Monologue
Eliza R as Jonathan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-05-1306 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSRecess... Recess Never Changes'Recess... Recess Never Changes' was written and produced by Brady Flanagan as part of Dialogue Fest!
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Starring Chris Bauso as David & David's Inner Monologue
Eliza R as Jonathan
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2025-05-1005 min
The Wizard ScrollWIMC: The Complete 22nd SeasonAKA the one where Daniel sells out...*Originally published 11/20/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeVarious Mascots as ThemselvesSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s- Equip ; Character Select- Super Smash Bros Melee OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-04-2214 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC: The Complete 2nd SeasonThe complete second season of everyone's favorite sitcom starring a wizard and a mortal man... 'Wizards? In MY City??? More likely than you think!'*Originally published between August 2023 & December 2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeFeaturing Jon Anderson as several FBI AgentsSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s , d r e a m c o r r i d o r , Outside the Gates, Another Way In (SEWERS), Ancient Ivy Atrium, Coral Chamber...
2025-04-1929 min
The Wizard ScrollWIMC: The Complete 2nd SeasonThe complete second season of everyone's favorite sitcom starring a wizard and a mortal man... 'Wizards? In MY City??? More likely than you think!'*Originally published between August 2023 & December 2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeFeaturing Jon Anderson as several FBI AgentsSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s , d r e a m c o r r i d o r , Outside the Gates, Another Way In (SEWERS), Ancient Ivy Atrium, Coral Chamber...
2025-04-1929 min
The Wizard ScrollWH45: Julie HoversonToday on Wizard Hang, I sit down and chat with the Diva of 19 Nocturne Boulevard, Julie Hoverson! Join us as we meander from topic to topic & discuss Julie's vast variety of content, both released & otherwise.*Originally published 12/10/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Join the 19 Nocturne Boulevard Discord Server!Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OSTClips used: El Rollo del Mago (Wizard Scroll en Español) ; 19 Nocturne Boulevard English vs G...
2025-03-041h 25
The Wizard ScrollWH44: Muscles & Limp BizkitAcclaimed author WareWolfBarmitzvah returns to the booth for tales of Muscles & Limp Bizkit! Join us as we regale one-another with our respective magnum opus-es complete with deep, complex characters, altruistic protagonists, & prompts that are not at all shoehorned in.*Originally published 11/26/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Cave Dungeon, CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OSTClips used: The Tide's Coming In | Spongebob Clips Ahoy! ; He Made Me Experience...
2025-03-0152 min
The Wizard ScrollWH43: Halloween Spooktacular 2: The SpookeningOn this most hallowed of eves, I am joined in the spooky woods by my friends Ace, Jon & Umbriel as we ride out the night by the fire...*Originally published 10/31/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Dating Tense!, Dating Start! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen- Bishara Haroni ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OSTClips used: Zombies ate my Podcast! (part 1...
2025-02-2549 min
The Wizard ScrollWH42: Live from Denny'sSquid Ludwig & I convene at the local Denny's establishment to partake in witty banter and subpar food, all while being utter nusiancess to every other patron at the place...*Originally published 10/29/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Check out The Unlocked Door and/or Dad Lit!Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CURSEBREAKER X Theme, SHOP (New Inventory!), Shadowed Cavern, SHADOW DANCER, Dire Dire Docks (from Mario 64), Druids Encounter & CLOUD GENERATOR- Equip ; Meraki & WIS-13- Amie Waters ; SHOP...
2025-02-221h 00
The Wizard ScrollWH41: Jess McCoyFellow audio drama creator / voice actor Jess McCoy joins me in the booth for a nice chat about our Audacity overlords, Invader Zim, Snu Snu & her upcoming project Clone Array!*Originally published 10/15/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OSTClips used: We're the Parsexxx Baby! | Omega Star 7 ; Fnaf 1 Night 1 Call ; Dark Harvest | Invader Zim ; Bad Bad Rubber Piggy | Invader Zim ; Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Shark Tank Extra ; Gargoyles...
2025-02-1856 min
The Wizard ScrollWH40: Gavin ReiserMy good gooblin Gavin Reiser returns from his extended hibernation and joins me in the booth for a spot of reminiscing...*Originally published 10/1/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter, s t e a m w o r k s, Coral Chamber, CLOUD GENERATOR, Alchemist's Corridor & Another Way In (SEWERS)- Equip ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Pizza Deluxe- Pizza Tower OST ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST
2025-02-151h 06
The Wizard ScrollWH39: Alain SeguinProfessional animator Alain Seguin joins me in the booth for a nice discussion about projects he's worked on and the animation industry as a whole.*Originally published 9/17/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OSTClips used: Bob's Burgers uncensored outtakes ; Conan the Cimmerian - Fan Tribute by Alain Seguin ; The Simpsons - Oh I've Wasted My Life ; Unlikely Arthur Crossovers - PBG Learn...
2025-02-1159 min
The Wizard ScrollWH38: M Jeffery HowardM Jeffery Howard joins me this week on Wizard Hang and shares his life story. And let me tell you this man has truly done it all.*Originally published 9/3/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-02-081h 22
The Wizard ScrollWH37: Comets & TemplesPulitzer nominated writers Ace D Wizard & Strawberry Porg join me in the booth as we regale one another with tales of Comets & Temples.*Originally published 8/20/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors COLLAPSE, CEMETERY MOONGLOW & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Rusted- Phineas and Ferb OST ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-02-041h 33
The Wizard ScrollWH36: Matt (from A Pint of Cthulhu)Matt (mastermind behind A Pint of Cthulhu) joins me in the booth from across the pond to discuss various internet videos, the creative process & other things as well.*Originally published 8/6/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-02-011h 15
The Wizard ScrollWH35: Dragons & $19 Fortnite CardHail, squires! Allow me, Jon & Hersheez the not so Wize to regale you all with another round of stories! This time our prompts were Dragons & 19 Dollar Fortnite Card. Don't ask how that became a prompt (it was me teehee)*Originally published 6/23/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors, CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Chug Jug with You- Leviathan ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your...
2025-01-281h 33
The Wizard ScrollWH34: Talk Shows & :theboy:I have journeyed about 3 towns over to record at my friend SquidLudwig's house, as we (& WareWolfBarmitzvah!) regale you with tales of Talk Shows and :theboy:!*Originally published 6/9/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Hip Shop & Metal Crusher- Toby Fox ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-01-252h 06
The Wizard ScrollWH33: Quagmires & Ants/AuntsThe Story Squires writing club is back for another round of tales! Featuring Ace D Wizard & WareWolfBarmitsvah (aka Wolfjob)!*Originally published 6/25/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRINGER OBTAINED- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-01-211h 07
The Wizard ScrollWH32: QracleTune into my sabbatical with the one and only Qracle as we discuss our various creative works...*Originally published 6/11/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Azataz IS Your Wizard & Night Egg- Qracle ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-01-181h 01
The Wizard ScrollWH31: Drew FrohmannAcclaimed New Jersey Webfest winner Drew Frohmann joins me in the booth to compare and contrast production styles...*Originally published 5/28/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Check out Sorry About the Murder!Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & New GAIA (2018)- Equip ; Kahoot Lobby Music ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-01-1458 min
The Wizard ScrollWH30: Pelle FridUp & coming Swedish podcaster Pelle Frid enters the booth to have a chat about George Lopez among other things. Then we table read a script I had written about Dice & Latrines...*Originally published 5/14/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRINGER OBTAINED- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-01-111h 06
The Wizard ScrollWH29: WareWolfBarmitzvahLiam Smith (aka WareWolfBarmitzvah aka Wolfjob) has returned to the booth to share with us all a wholesome family story about a man's quest to the mystical realm of Yonkers. Then I regale you with the continuation of a fan-favorite Wizard of Oz parody that will make you smile :)*Originally published 4/30/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Identity, Druids Encounter & Ancient Ivy Atrium- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about...
2025-01-0752 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC: Job HuntAzataz must find a real job in order to help Daniel pay rent...Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s & Shadowed Cavern- Equip ; Live Report- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- nenor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-12-3108 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC: Azataz has been stealing thingsJust as the title implies...Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s & Mechanical Labyrinth (Dark Beacon)- Equip ; Live Report- Toby Fox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-12-2603 min
The Wizard ScrollBa Humbug: A Space Christmas CarolOn this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release!Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & WronghalfTim Jennings as Santaur the Jolly
2024-12-2111 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC: InternetAzataz learns all about the wonders of the world wide web and absolutely nothing goes wrong...Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeJon Anderson as several FBI AgentsSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s & Turquoise Lounge- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-12-1803 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC: Seed OilDaniel teaches Azataz all about the wonders of hyperprocessed foods, corn syrup, seed oils and the like...Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s & The Dream Begins (Outside the Gates)- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-12-1102 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC: The Complete 22nd SeasonAKA the one where Daniel sells out...Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeVarious Mascots as ThemselvesSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s- Equip ; Character Select- Super Smash Bros Melee OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-11-2014 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC 22-10 SnordTODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY THE ALL NEW SNORD F-169!In this thrilling episode, chaos engulfs Milwaukeeorwhatever as Bongzilla emerges from the depths of Lake Michigan, leaving destruction in its wake. Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected hero, Snord, arrives on the scene. With extraordinary abilities and a mysterious past, Snord must use brains and brawn and product to combat the towering beast before it levels the entire city. Tune in to hear the epic showdown unfold, filled with pulse-pounding action, heroic feats, and a few surprises along the way.Starring Gavin Reiser...
2024-11-1401 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC 22-09 Cyber Jeff BezosTODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BAMAZON CORPORATION!In this thrilling episode, chaos engulfs Milwaukeeorwhatever as Bongzilla emerges from the depths of Lake Michigan, leaving destruction in its wake. Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected hero, Cyber Jeff Bezos, arrives on the scene. With extraordinary abilities and a mysterious past, Cyber Jeff Bezos must use brains and brawn and product to combat the towering beast before it levels the entire city. Tune in to hear the epic showdown unfold, filled with pulse-pounding action, heroic feats, and a few surprises along the way.Starring Gavin...
2024-11-1301 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC 22-08 Soy BoyTODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY THE MEAT REPLACEMENT SOY THING!this thrilling episode, chaos engulfs Milwaukeeorwhatever as Bongzilla emerges from the depths of Lake Michigan, leaving destruction in its wake. Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected hero, Soy Boy, arrives on the scene. With extraordinary abilities and a mysterious past, Soy Boy must use brains and brawn and product to combat the towering beast before it levels the entire city. Tune in to hear the epic showdown unfold, filled with pulse-pounding action, heroic feats, and a few surprises along the way.Starring Gavin...
2024-11-1201 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC 22-06 Nelson F TohnsonTODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY NFT's AND OTHER CRYPTOCURRENCIES!In this thrilling episode, chaos engulfs Milwaukeeorwhatever as Bongzilla emerges from the depths of Lake Michigan, leaving destruction in its wake. Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected hero, Nelson F Tohnson, arrives on the scene. With extraordinary abilities and a mysterious past, Nelson F Tohnson must use brains and brawn and product to combat the towering beast before it levels the entire city. Tune in to hear the epic showdown unfold, filled with pulse-pounding action, heroic feats, and a few surprises along the way....
2024-11-1001 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC 22-05 Weird VapeTODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY THE NEW MATH CLASS & BEAN & CHEESE BURRITO FLAVORED VAPE!In this thrilling episode, chaos engulfs Milwaukeeorwhatever as Bongzilla emerges from the depths of Lake Michigan, leaving destruction in its wake. Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected hero, Weird Vape, arrives on the scene. With extraordinary abilities and a mysterious past, Weird Vape must use brains and brawn and product to combat the towering beast before it levels the entire city. Tune in to hear the epic showdown unfold, filled with pulse-pounding action, heroic feats, and a few surprises along the...
2024-11-0902 min
The Wizard ScrollQuest to the Wizard's Basement: Complete Supercut EditionCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode!THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallTim Jennings as...
2024-11-092h 05
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC 22-04 Michael J'orc'danTODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY AIR J'ORC'DAN SNEAKERS!In this thrilling episode, chaos engulfs Milwaukeeorwhatever as Bongzilla emerges from the depths of Lake Michigan, leaving destruction in its wake. Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected hero, Michael J'orc'dan, arrives on the scene. With extraordinary abilities and a mysterious past, Michael J'orc'dan must use brains and brawn and product to combat the towering beast before it levels the entire city. Tune in to hear the epic showdown unfold, filled with pulse-pounding action, heroic feats, and a few surprises along the way.Starring Gavin Reiser...
2024-11-0801 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC 22-03 Jeffery OrcsteinTODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY ACCOUNTING... *wink*!In this thrilling episode, chaos engulfs Milwaukeeorwhatever as Bongzilla emerges from the depths of Lake Michigan, leaving destruction in its wake. Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected hero, Jeffery Orcstein, arrives on the scene. With extraordinary abilities and a mysterious past, Jeffery Orcstein must use brains and brawn and product to combat the towering beast before it levels the entire city. Tune in to hear the epic showdown unfold, filled with pulse-pounding action, heroic feats, and a few surprises along the way.Starring Gavin Reiser as...
2024-11-0701 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC 22-02 Trixie RabbotTODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY ADMIRAL MILLS!In this thrilling episode, chaos engulfs Milwaukeeorwhatever as Bongzilla emerges from the depths of Lake Michigan, leaving destruction in its wake. Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected hero, Trixie Rabbot, arrives on the scene. With extraordinary abilities and a mysterious past, Trixie Rabbot must use brains and brawn and product to combat the towering beast before it levels the entire city. Tune in to hear the epic showdown unfold, filled with pulse-pounding action, heroic feats, and a few surprises along the way.Starring Gavin Reiser as...
2024-11-0601 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC 22-01 Like MindellTODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY SUPER DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CRUNCH BITES!In this thrilling episode, chaos engulfs Milwaukeeorwhatever as Bongzilla emerges from the depths of Lake Michigan, leaving destruction in its wake. Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected hero, Like Mindell, arrives on the scene. With extraordinary abilities and a mysterious past, Like Mindell must use brains and brawn and product to combat the towering beast before it levels the entire city. Tune in to hear the epic showdown unfold, filled with pulse-pounding action, heroic feats, and a few surprises along the way.Starring...
2024-11-0501 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC- Season 22 TrailerBack and better than ever! It's Wizards? In MY CITY??? More likely than you'd think! New episodes daily!Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeSong used: s t e a m w o r k s- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-11-0400 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWork Presentation (The Bauso Cut)'Work Presentation' was written by Brady Flanagan as part of Spookfest 2024, a collection of goulish monologues from a cavalcade of performers & creators in the audio sphere. Please support the official release!Performance & Sound Design by Chris BausoEpisode Artwork by RukstarSongs used: Alchemist's Corridor- Equip ; Spring (The Four Seasons)- Antionio Vivaldi ; Thrill of the Full- DoGBeaT ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-10-3104 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC: Orc J(ust a prank bro)Orc J Simpson stops by Daniel & Azataz' apartment to play one of his world famous pranks...Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeOrc J Simspon as HimselfSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s & Alchemist's Corridor- Equip ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Pizza Deluxe- Pizza Tower OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-10-0903 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC: Goblin JesusAzataz and Daniel get into an argument about religion, hilarity ensues...Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s, Coral Chamber & CLOUD GENERATOR- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-10-0202 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC: Daniel is Invisible???With great power comes great responsibility...Starring Gavin Reiser as DanielChris Bauso as Azataz the WizeSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s , d r e a m c o r r i d o r , Outside the Gates, Another Way In (SEWERS) & Ancient Ivy Atrium- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-05-2103 min
The Wizard Scroll4/20 Greenout Special III: Gas, Grass & AssCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all...Starring Chris Bauso as ShawnGavin Reiser as MarrikothSky Fieri as KaiShow Artwork by Nick Vanamee...
2024-04-2027 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSDude, your Cock is Selling Merch on FourthwallThe Wizard Scroll Shoppe is open for business! T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, water bottles, pins, stickers, and more! Consume product now!Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-03-0300 min
The Wizard ScrollPresenting No Return: The Bards of Sada EmeduCheck out Kier Zhou's magnum opus No Return in all its eternal glory wherever you listen to podcasts!Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip~~~It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreEred Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.Putrack Winesworth...
2024-02-1026 min
The Wizard ScrollDude, your Rooster is Trending on TwitterCheck out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!What sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time?Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin ReiserFarm Ambience by Jamie Nord Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2024-01-1302 min
The Wizard ScrollDr Lask to the PastThings go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist...*Originally published 9/2/2023 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.Starrring Chris Bauso, Gavin Reiser & Krissi WilliamsEpisode Artwork by Jeff PenningtonSongs used: WIS-13, Meraki & Enceladus - Amie Waters ; Thermal Resolution- Tempest2000 OST ; Mayor's Meeting & Middle Boss Battle- Majora's Mask OST ; Trial & Cornered- Phoenix Wright...
2024-01-0613 min
The Wizard Scroll3-11 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt4CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J. QuestmannSkyler Giordano as Homunculus #1
2023-11-2535 min
The Wizard Scroll3-10 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt3CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The wizard's basement dungeon lays claim to yet another victim...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannSkyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 (Sweeny)James Hart as Homunculi #2 & #3 (Todd & Fredrick)Gavin Reiser as Daniel...
2023-10-2828 min
The Wizard Scroll3-09 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt2Krystall, Scarletta and Wronghalf delve into the depths of the wizard's basement...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannGavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle MasterShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), Shadowed Cavern & Lichen Encrusted...
2023-09-3039 minWizard Scroll NIGHTSFake Ads Collection: Volume 1Robot limbs, virtual reality, cyber cars and more! Wait til you hear what this ad collection has in store!Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-09-1623 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSDr Lask to the PastThings go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist...All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Starrring Chris Bauso, Gavin Reiser & Krissi WilliamsEpisode Artwork by Jeff PenningtonSongs used: WIS-13, Meraki & Enceladus - Amie Waters ; Thermal Resolution- Tempest2000 OST ; Mayor's Meeting & Middle Boss Battle- Majora's Mask OST ; Trial & Cornered- Phoenix Wright OST ; Friend Area Stratos Lookout- PMD Rescue Team...
2023-09-0213 min
The Wizard Scroll3-08 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt1CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall and Scarletta begin their quest to Azataz the Wize's basement, and even meet a familiar face along the way...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallTim Jennings as King Rah'd'nyShow Artwork by Nick...
2023-08-2636 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSSpwar: What's it Good For?Check out Omega Star 7 wherever you listen to podcasts!Starring Chris Bauso as Flyman & Zoots McKenzieSound design by Skyler Giordano Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-08-2201 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC: Gamer Girl Bath WaterStarring Chris Bauso & Gavin ReiserSong used: s t e a m w o r k s- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-08-1202 min
The Wizard Scroll3-07 | Pirates of the SparribeanCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Azataz the Wize finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. Space pirates bro, they'll get'cha for sure...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Gavin Reiser as multiple space piratesShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Liftoff & it was not death, for i stood up- Amie...
2023-07-2926 min
The Wizard Scroll3-06 | Cybertrucks in SpaceCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: The Overview Effect, Trouvaille, (Track 12), Syzygy, Noche Oscura & Metanoia, - Amie Waters ; Equipped & Lichen Encrusted...
2023-06-2426 min
The Wizard Scroll3-05 | Look to Your Orb for the WarningAzataz the Wize has just gots'ta get off-world and do it A$AP...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen & Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Glass Coffins- Sora Shima ; Chernoye Vedna the Black Witch- Ian Post ; In the Future, Through the Sea...
2023-05-2732 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSDude, your Rooster is Trending on TwitterWhat sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time?Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin ReiserFarm Ambience by Jamie Nord Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-2902 min
The Wizard Scroll4/20 Greenout Special IICONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Our intrepid heroes, the Saint Phatrick's Crew have spent the past year locked up in a jail cell. Will they be able to bust out in time for 4/20?Starring: Chris Bauso as Shawn Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth Sky Fieri as KaiShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Factory Panic, Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab & Ant Agony- Crash Twinsanity OST ; CORE, Hip Shop...
2023-04-2029 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSSPROCKETMAN (prod. by Skyler Giordano)And I think it's gonna be a moderately long amount of time...Big thanks & much love to my friends at Omega Star 7 for continuously allowing me to hijack their show!Instrumentals & final mastering by Skyler GiordanoLyrics by James Hart & Skyler GiordanoPerformed by Zoots McKenzie & Chris Bauso Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-1805 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMChristmas SpecialWIZARDS? In MY Christmas Special??? More likely than you'd think...Starring: Gavin Reiser as Daniel | Chris Bauso as Azataz the WizeSong used: s t e a m w o r k s - Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-12-2401 min
The Wizard Scroll3-04 | King of the RingIt all comes down to this... The climactic epic final showdown that'll make yo momma say 'DAMN BOYS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DVR THAT SHIT!'THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Special thanks to Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talent & his funnybone to the episode!Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Monkey Fight Menu- Super Monkey...
2022-10-2943 min
The Wizard Scroll3-03 | Live from the 8-Way SuperslamCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.The 8-Way Superslam is well underway! Will Krystall the Raddest manage to smoke herself out of this situation?THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Happy to Be Happy- Dapun ; Predator X (Live...
2022-09-2425 min
The Wizard Scroll3-02 | Big League ChewCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Krystall's getting sent straight to the big leagues, baby, just in time for THE EIGHT-WAY SUPERSLAM THIS SUNDAY NIGHT...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Special thanks to my friend Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talents to the episode!Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael...
2022-08-2725 min
The Wizard Scroll3-01 | Welcome to Ryker's IslandCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Krystall the Raddest & Don Gonjaro find themselves toe to toe with a perilous pair of foes...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Rock Slide Rumble & Slip Slide Ice Capades- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Lichen...
2022-07-3027 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC3: Getting off on the Wrong Foot*Original publish date: 12/31/2022Azataz' latest homunculus is loose in the apartment! Hide your kids, hide your wife & hide your Wizard Flakes because this thing is famished...Starring: Gavin Reiser as Daniel | Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize | Shane Z. as Bernius SanderusSongs used: s t e a m w o r k s, Alchemist's C-o-r-r-i-d-o-r, Airship Battle, & Slumber Blade Submerged- Equip ; Sinister- C.K. Martin ; Fortnite Loading Screen theme ; Chug Jug With You- Leviathan ; Hotel, It's Raining Somewhere Else, & Can You Really Call This A Hotel I Didn't Receive A Mint On...
2022-07-0924 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC2: Double DateThe wizards play Cupid and fix Daniel up on a blind double date...Starring: | Gavin Reiser as Daniel | Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize | Shane Z. as Bernius Sanderus |Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s & Turquoise Lounge- Equip ; Into the Mission- Raz Burg ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Scherzetto- Piazza Italia ; Cool Cats- Family Kush Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-07-0223 min
Wizard Scroll NIGHTSWIMC1: Wizard GymThe wizards take Daniel to the gym and lift a LOT of weight...Starring: | Gavin Reiser as Daniel | Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize | Shane Z. as Bernius Sanderus |Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s, The Dream Begins Outside the Gates, & RE-ENERGIZED- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-06-1826 min
The Wizard Scroll2-10 | C*H*O*P*SCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Krystall's in peril! Will Scarletta and Schmoe be able to save her from the dastardly clutches of the Cool as Heck Orange Paladins?THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Local Forecast (Slower...
2022-01-2226 min
The Wizard Scroll2-09 | Just DesertsKrystall & Scarletta spend some quality time stranded in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Schmoe continues the search for the Ancient Aliens' stash of sci-fi stuff...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Meta Crystal (from Super Smash Bros), SILPH6 & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Han Tyumi the Confused Cyborg & The River (Live At Red Rocks '22)- KGLW...
2021-12-3124 min
The Wizard Scroll2-08 | Desert CruiserCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.The gang's search for the Ancient Alien stash of sci-fi stuff continues with the help of some of the locals...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Check out Dads Doing Nerd ShitShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Tomb Town- Crash...
2021-11-2723 min
The Wizard Scroll2-07 | In Search OfThings get a little bit hectic when Krystall, Scarletta, & Schmoe take a visit to the old watering hole...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Shivoham- ARKA ; Like a Butterfly- Gan Raveh Ensemble ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; For a Fistful of Spaghetti- Semo ; Siftah- Sahara ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip Learn more...
2021-10-3026 min
The Wizard Scroll2-06 | Once & for All: For Real this TimeIt's time for the ultimate showdown: good vs evil, life vs undeath, King Rah'd'ny vs Umbrelei the Lich Queen...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.Background Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Drums of War- Will Van De Crommert ; Killviertel- Essentials ; Innocent People Don't Run- Three Short Stories ; In The Final- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story OST ; Dialga's Fight to the Finish! & Through the Sea...
2021-06-1932 min
The Wizard Scroll2-05 | To Be the Man You Gotta Beat the LizardmanRah'd'ny is after that belt! Will Jinjax be able to contend with his kingly physique and defend his title?THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Bergentruckung, ASGORE & Megalovania- Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Draw Your Sword- Kyle Preston ; Rooftop Rampage, 10th Dimension...
2021-05-2923 min
The Wizard Scroll2-04 | Straight Outta Flyman BogJinjax has punched his way all the way up to the championship match, but will he have the balls to take the title? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Songs used: New GAIA, The Dream Begins Outside The Gates, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Fun Fun Fun (Instrumental Version)- Dimitrix ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Anthem of a Quirky Hipster- Rex Banner ; Humans Life Faster Music- Syncro ; Toxic - As...
2021-05-1523 min
The Wizard Scroll2-03 | Quest for the BFSCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Songs used: Escape Velocity- Amie Waters ; New GAIA (World Map), Touchstone, Heaven & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby...
2021-05-0123 min
The Wizard Scroll2-02 | Tavern Rescue (feat Don Snapper)Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Background ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- Secret of Mana OST ; Rock Backing Track- Rob Galley ; TV Intro Music- Otho Molina ; Kuritza- Onyx Music ; BBQ- Art Against Agony ; Amp Plains- PMD...
2021-04-0323 min
The Wizard Scroll2-01 | Rah'd'ny: The Prequel YearsCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map), Crestfallen Phantasm & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Cave theme & Hell theme- Diablo OST ; The...
2021-03-2029 min
The Wizard ScrollAll I Want for Christmas is YouOn this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer...*Originally published 12/3/2023THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannTim Jennings as SantaurShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town...
2020-12-0519 min
The Wizard Scroll1-16 | All Hail the Son of a LichCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY???*Originally published 7/13/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'nyKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance...
2020-07-1129 min
The Wizard Scroll1-15 | Shelter from the StormCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain...*Originally published 7/6/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'nyKrissi...
2020-07-0437 min
The Wizard Scroll1-14 | The Real Orcs of Wangtown: Fury RoadCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in?*Originally published 6/29/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & HimselfJames Hart as Ita'dikGavin Reiser as Private PjartsUmbriel's Shadow...
2020-06-2729 min
The Wizard Scroll1-13 | Krystall's Declassified: Wizard Homeschool Survival GuideCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least...*Originally published 6/22/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Check out Mollusk Music today! https://qracle.bandcamp.com/album/mollusc-musicStarring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGraham Capobianco as...
2020-06-2033 min
The Wizard Scroll1-12 | To the SuperarenaCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town!*Originally published 6/15/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III
2020-06-1330 min
The Wizard Scroll1-11 | Return to ProminenceCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan?*Originally published 6/8/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Umbrelei the Lich Queen
2020-06-0629 min
The Wizard Scroll1-10 | Once and for AllCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all...*Originally published 6/1/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'nyAce D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire I
2020-05-3038 min
The Wizard Scroll1-09 | Fire it UpCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder...*Originally published 5/25/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Orc MaidenMark Levins as Farky Mark...
2020-05-2333 min
The Wizard Scroll1-08 | A Wizard Walks Into a BarCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...*Originally published 5/18/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome Maiden
2020-05-1628 min
The Wizard Scroll1-07 | Sixty-Nine Hours LaterCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings...*Originally published 5/11/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire IIIGavin Reiser as Private PjartsJames Hart as Ita'dikJon "Dr...
2020-05-0928 min
The Wizard Scroll1-06 | The Real Orcs of WangtownCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear...*Originally published 5/4/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Homeless OrcKier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator & MimeKrissi...
2020-05-0232 min
The Wizard Scroll1-05 | The Beast of Mt SchytcicleCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight...*Originally published 4/27/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallTim Jennings as SantaurBilly Mays...
2020-04-2526 min
The Wizard Scroll1-04 | The Apple of My EyeKrystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed...*Originally published 4/20/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGavin Reiser as the TrollsShow Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" AndersonWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Gavin...
2020-04-1824 min
The Wizard Scroll1-03 | Venture Forth to the Frosted NorthCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him…*Originally published 4/13/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Thank you to Dumbgeons & Dragons for sponsoring today's episode!
2020-04-1128 min
The Wizard Scroll1-02 | Dark HuntCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown’s remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them…*Originally published 4/6/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann
2020-04-0425 min
The Wizard Scroll1-01 | Not My WizardCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize’s torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives…*Originally published 3/30/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
2020-03-2825 min