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Are You Garbage? Comedy PodcastTeach Me Daddy w/ Chris Distefano & Matteo Lane!Are You Garbage presents stand up comedians and podcast hosts Chris Distefano & Matteo Lane! You know Chrissy & Matteo from stand up comedy, Chrissy Chaos, I Never Liked You, Teach Me Daddy, Your Mom's House, The Joe Rogan Experience, Whiskey Ginger w/ Andrew Santino, Kill Tony, Soder Podcast, Bad Friends, and so much more! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast!AYG Live Show Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/ticketsLive Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/ticketsPATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbageMERCH: https...
2024-09-121h 13
Teach Me DaddyHow To Speak Mandarin Chinese with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 10This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to speak Chinese! Specifically Mandarin! Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano learn with Manhattan Mandarin ! We are joined by Jamie and Yijia Geng to learn how to say a few things in Mandarin! In this fun and educational ep, the Daddies dive into the world of Mandarin! Join as they learn how to say simple phrases like "hello" and "thank you," and even count to ten in Chinese! Along the way, they explore the fascinating differences between English and Chinese, discovering that English grammar might actually be tougher than Mandarin’s! Wh...
2024-08-2233 minTeach Me DaddyHow To Make Mozzarella Cheese with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 11This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to make cheese! Specifically fresh mozzarella! Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano dive into the delicious world of cheese, learning how to make mozzarella from scratch! With the guidance of their friend Nino Palummo, the comedians take a break from their usual romantic lessons to tackle something equally essential to life: cheese-making. Whether you're a cheese connoisseur or just someone who loves a good sandwich, this episode will have you laughing and learning all at once.The episode kicks off with a step-by-step guide to making...
2024-08-2128 minTeach Me DaddyTeach Me How To Dance Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 9This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to dance! Not just any dance, but ballroom dance! Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn with @fredastairedancestudios-ne6812 , Artur Sveshnikov & Svitlana Gliebova from Ukraine! They know their Waltz pretty good. Did you know that the waltz originated in the late 18th century in Austria and Germany. It evolved from the folk dance known as the "Ländler" and gained popularity in Vienna's ballrooms! It's now getting popular with the Daddies as they break down this dance and then do the steps together. Solo! They even learn how to dip! It's a...
2024-08-0728 minTeach Me DaddyTeach Me About Bonding | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 8This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo & Chris learn more about the world of romance and intimacy! The guys are talking bonding! really BDSM! With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about submissive play. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! 👉https://www.intimacywithleandra.com/ Support the show by supporting our sponsors!BLUECHEW 👉Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code TEACHME at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s https://bluechew.com/ , p...
2024-07-3130 minTeach Me DaddyHow To Be Romantic | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 7Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they embark on a hilarious and enlightening journey into the world of romance and intimacy. With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about gay and straight love. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives!Has Matteo ever been with a woman? Has Chris ever been with a man? The intimate times these two share with cucumbers and spoons are both hilarious and eye-opening! They learn a lot about a woman's body and what...
2024-07-2445 minTeach Me DaddyHow To Make Breakfast Waffles Special! | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 6This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to make Chrissy's famous breakfast waffles!! This isn't your typical waffle-making session—Chris's approach is a bit all over the place, but that's what makes it fun! These waffles are more like delicious sandwiches, packed with a variety of ingredients that you wouldn’t normally find in traditional waffles.Chris's special waffles include a flavorful mix of peanut butter, creamy yogurt, coconut oil, rich chocolate, almond spread, honey, and a sprinkle of cinnamon. Despite Chris's enthusiastic efforts, it seems like there might be some ingr...
2024-07-1738 minTeach Me DaddyHow To Draw Disney Character Ursula | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 5This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to draw! Matteo, a skilled artist and graduate of the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, guides Chris through the process of drawing Ursula from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Chris, who loves to learn, puts his own unique spin on the character. Chris's Ursula might look a little different, but that's all part of the fun! Take a moment to listen and WATCH this episode to see their artistic journey unfold.BLUECHEW 👉Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code TEACHME at check...
2024-07-1030 minTeach Me DaddyTeach Me How To Cook Spaghetti Carbonara | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 4This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to make the classic Italian dish, Spaghetti alla Carbonara. Known for his exceptional cooking skills and deep love for Italian cuisine, Matteo shares his favorite recipe in this fun and educational episode.They use traditional ingredients such as guanciale, Pecorino Romano cheese, eggs, salt, and spaghetti. With Matteo's expert guidance, Chris learns the step-by-step process of preparing this delicious and simple pasta dish, from crisping the guanciale to creating the creamy egg sauce.Watch and learn as Matteo provides...
2024-07-0331 minTeach Me DaddyTeach Me About World War II | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 3This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano delve into the history of World War II in a uniquely entertaining and educational way. History buff Chris Distefano, with his vast knowledge and witty humor, enlightens Matteo about topics like the Nazis' use of crystal meth, the Treaty of Versailles, and the dramatic conclusion of the war with the atomic bombs.Matteo, who wasn't the best student in school, surprisingly recalls detailed reasons behind Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. Adding to the fun, their friend Nick, who has an intriguing backstory of being bullied by...
2024-06-2632 minTeach Me DaddyHow To Change A Diaper | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 2In this hilarious and heartwarming episode of Teach Me Daddy, comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano tackle the ultimate parenting challenge: changing a diaper! Join us as Chris, a father of three, teaches Matteo, who has many nieces and nephews but has never changed a diaper, the ins and outs of diaper duty. But there's a twist—Chris has only ever changed diapers for girls, so this is new territory for him too!Get ready for a blend of comedy, chaos, and some unexpected fun facts about babies as Chris shares his fatherly wisdom and Matteo faces th...
2024-06-1919 minTeach Me DaddyHow To Clean | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 1This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo and Chris are tackling the surprisingly complex world of personal hygiene. Ever wondered what it takes to stay fresh and clean? Matteo and Chris break down the steps of douching with their signature blend of humor and wit. From choosing the right products to the importance of technique, they guide listeners through the process while keeping the conversation light and entertaining. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or some practical tips, this episode promises to deliver both. Tune in for an educational and comedic take on an often-overlooked topic!...
2024-06-1227 minTeach Me DaddyTeach Me Daddy Trailer!Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be a...
2024-06-0400 min
Daily Comedy News with Johnny MacChris Distefano finds out CLOTHES are banned at the Beacon Theater, Sam Morill looked up to John Mulaney, Gary Gulman dislikes crowd workChris Distefano finds out CLOTHES are banned at the Beacon TheaterSam Morill on looking up to John MulaneyChris Distefano finds out CLOTHES are banned at the Beacon TheaterSam Morill on looking up to John MulaneyGary Gulman speaks truth the scourge that is crowd workTom Segura on touring new materialTracy Morgan on changing as he agesMatteo Lane on playing ChicagoSupport the show! Join the $2 Club! at Buy Me A Coffee: www.buymeacoffee.com/dailycomedynews www.linktr.ee...
2023-09-2909 min
Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosSynesthesia with Matteo Lane | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 125WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Matteo Lane and Tampa Tony!!! Synesthesia is an anomalous blending of the senses in which the stimulation of one modality simultaneously produces sensation in a different modality. Synesthetes hear colors, feel sounds and taste shapes. Matteo talks about how he deals with having Synesthesia.SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSHellofresh.com/chaos16 code chaos16forthepeople.com/chaos or dial pound LAW (pound 529)bluechew.com code chaosCHRISDCOMEDY.COM for al...
2023-06-271h 09Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosJoe Biden is HOT! with Matteo Lane | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 81WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! LIVE FROM @TheHomelessPimp HOTEL ROOM AT JUST FOR LAUGHS COMEDY FESTIVAL IT'S CHRISSY CHAOS!!!! Comedian Matteo Lane joins the Chrissy in the bedroom for some CHAOS! Is the X-men about being a homosexual? Is Chris in love with Matteo?!?! Being gay in comedy was different back in the day. Joe Biden was HOT!!! WOW! Chris tells some crazy stories about his daughter. The Pope apologizes to indigenous people. Getting your taste back after covid. Matteo talks parenting! Jazz wears the pants in Chris' house. Some history of Montreal. Losing followers on instagram. Zak Bag...
2022-08-161h 05
History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas126 - Matteo Lane is WILD!We celebrate Women's Month with the amazing Matteo Lane! The amazing singer, artist and comedian takes us through an amazing look at the lives of Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli as well as some crazy adventures he's shared with Chrissy! Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼♂️🐕🙆🏻♂️ 🙆🏼♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choi
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