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ScreenplayedChristmas Special: Santa ClawsYou better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claws is coming to town.
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ScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 22 - FortuneWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our film ideas into reality.
Do you believe in fate? What if I told you free will was an illusion and our destinies are controlled by some unseen force? What if I told you that source was also a significant source of iron and sugar for its size? In tonight's film, one brave man will follow the dangerous path of prophecy to its ultimate terminus: fortune cookies.
Come join us as we unravel the mysterious plot behind these sorcerous sweets, and what power lies beyond...
2020-02-0400 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 21 - BrütalWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our film ideas into reality.
Everyone has a best friend. Someone they admire and can cut up with. Someone you trust and would never expect to literally stab you in the back.
This week we tackle the story of Brutus, the guy who did literally stab his friend in the back. And the chest. And the knee. And pretty much all over his body. At least 23 different places.
So throw on your best toga and hop in your chariot to head to the...
2020-01-2000 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 20 - Yes, You Can!Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
You know what this world needs now more than ever? Trash cans. You know what else it needs? Public Service Announcements telling you what the world needs. So with today's episode we thought we'd kill two birds with one stone and bring you a thought provoking short film that we hope will inspire change. We were also missing one of our hosts and quickly realized that without him our movies descend rapidly into chaos...
From ancient temples to an...
2019-11-2500 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 19 - The Great Bitter Lake AssociationWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
When was the last time you were stuck between a rock and a hard place? Maybe at Thanksgiving when your brother started a political debate while he was passing your Uncle the cranberry sauce? Or when you had to choose between chicken or pasta for your last long distance flight? Well what about being stuck in the international waters of the Suez canal between two very rocky and very hard places?
While it may not have happened to you...
2019-11-1800 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 18 - Cause of DeathEpisode Notes
Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
Everyone knows that the rich lead different lives than the rest of us. Be it watering their grass with milk, playing badminton on horseback, or hiring someone to assassinate Jeffrey Epstein to cover up their sex crimes, the rich are on a - Wait what?
That's right, this week's episode takes a dive into the world of silencing a shitty person before they can spill the beans about how shitty you are. Follow along as...
2019-11-0400 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 17 - Scooby-Doo and the Hollywood HauntsWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
Who was your favorite celebrity guest on the old Scooby-Doo movies? Don Knotts? Sonny and Cher? Ted Bundy? What if you didn't have to pick, despite most of these celebrities being long dead? Through the magic of the silver screen we're bringing you all the hits. From nanotechnology to Lo-Fi Chill Beats to Study/Relax to, we've got you covered in this episode.
Join us as we isolate what made those classic Scooby-Doo celebrity adventures so successful, and completely...
2019-10-2800 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 16 - Mystery at 37 Knife Ave.Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
If you could create your own personal horror movie, what would make it special?
Murder? Mystery? A former football legend turned silver screen icon?
What if I told you we already tried that idea and it sucked? I know, I'm not surprised either. This week we discuss the classic film archetype of Murder Mystery, along with some of its most beloved tropes. From sprawling mansions to competitive applause, we've got what you've been looking for all this time.
2019-10-2200 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 15 - Urgon: The Mile High MonsterWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
This week we've got the government meddling with nature, we've got scientists telling them that's a bad idea, and we've got nature biting back. No, I'm not talking about the current political climate and the fight against climate change. What we've got is much less scary.
Continuing our month of otherwordly inspired flicks, we're throwing it back to the days of B-Movie dreams. Featuring giant monsters, military clashes, way-too-hunky college professors, and... a lot of weed? We're hitting all...
2019-10-1500 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 14 - Club de los MuertosWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
It's October, it's Spooky Season, and we're here to get you in the holiday spirit.
You've seen Transylvanian Count vampires, you've seen sexy sparkly teen vampires, you've seen a muppet vampire. You may be thinking, "At last, I've seen every possible vampire there is. I can finally rest." Well, guess again fan-Helsing, because we're about to hit you with Vampires of the Caribbean.
This week we kick off Spooktober with a not-so-relaxing vacation at a blood-sucker infested...
2019-10-0700 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 13 - Mario Kart: The MovieWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
What beloved childhood video game do you most desperately want destroyed by the merchandising machine that is the modern film industry? Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina you can buy at Target for $19.99? Kingdom Hearts $59.99 (Remix)?
Well... we're fresh out of those, but what about MARIO KART!? That's right, this week we reimagine the beloved Nintendo racing series for the big screen. From cell-shaded pyrotechnics to unimaginative puns based on racially sensitive catchphrases, this episode is sure to have everything...
2019-09-0300 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 12 - Thunder DreamsWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
What do millennials love most in the world? Storming Area 51? Accumulating student debt? Being told what they are supposed to like by every other demographic?
While all that may be true, today we're talking about that most beloved tradition of today's youth: the Summer Music Festival. From wild drug rampages to intense aromas, these massive summer performance events have something for everyone to enjoy, so we thought we'd try our hand at making our own. This episode we lift...
2019-07-2200 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 11 - It's Money, BabyWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
What would you do if you discovered you had inherited a million dollars? One billion? Some arbitrary number in between that comes with an absurd amount of preconditions and complicated rules? Well welcome to this week's episode! Today, we explore the familiar concept behind films like the classic "Brewster's Millions" in which our protagonist suffers the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
So, slip on your vintage silk robe and slippers made from imported Siberian Tiger; it's time to...
2019-07-1500 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 10 - Manitoba Jones ft. Dan PauleyWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
This week on Screenplayed we are joined by special guest Dan Pauley of the "Friends in the Corner" podcast! Dan was gracious enough to have our own Chris Raque and Zach Wooldridge on his podcast last week to discuss Screenplayed and all things fake cinema. Dan does a great job using his podcast to showcase some of the most interesting things going on in the state of Kentucky, and working with him we were able to create what we think might...
2019-07-0800 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 9 - CampWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
This episode takes us back to the summer of '07, bringing a classic coming-of-age story with a campy feel along for the ride. From marxist pre-teens, to kid-friendly Havana Nights, this new take on a timeless story is packed full of feels.
So slip on your swim-trunks and grab your bug spray, and welcome campers to:
CAMP
2019-07-0100 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 8 - Becoming Daniel Day-LewisWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
This week on Screenplayed, we unravel the perilous origin story of one of the world's greatest thespians: Daniel Day-Lewis. From his origins as simply being a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude, to his enduring legacy as one of the greatest and most mysterious forces of nature, we dissect every piece of this legendary persona.
Now, method act as an interested and enthusiastic podcast listener while we present you with tonight's film-
Becoming Daniel Day-Lewis
2019-06-1700 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 7 - Kung Fu GaiWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
Inspired by classic East Asian cinema, this week we test our bad-movie style against your unimpressed-listener stance with our take on the classic Kung Fu movie. Pristine white suits, expensive kicks, and the one and only San Francisco Dragon await you as we dive into the tropes of this big screen staple.
So take a bow and prepare your fighting stance for tonight's feature presentation-
KUNG FU GAI: THE BATTLE AGAINST BIG KARATE
2019-06-1000 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 6 - Space Jam 3Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
Still reeling from the wild success of Space Jam 2, this week we set the stage for the next installment in the beloved basketball series. From groundbreaking multidimensional romance to demonically possessed Kevin Durant, this third installment brings you everything you've come to expect from the classic Space Jam series.
So come and slam, and welcome to tonight's feature film:
SPACE JAM 3
2019-06-0300 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 5 - Two Wrongs Make a RightWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
This week, we explore the thrilling and fabulously cheeky world of James Bond. Whether it's a K-Pop/Hip Hop theme song you're after or the world's sickest vape rig, we've got what you're looking for right here.
Straighten your bow tie and down your 4th Martini, it's time for tonight's feature film:
Two Wrongs Make a Right.
2019-05-2800 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 4 - NocturneWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
Blood, money, and neon. These are the pillars upon which this episode is built. This week, the boys explore the world of the Synthwave A E S T H E T I C and live out a fantasty they've been dreaming about for years... or at least since Blockbuster went out of business.
Strap into your Ferrari Testarossa and put on your Ray Ban Aviators, this one could get bumpy as we present this week's feature film: NOCTURNE
2019-05-2000 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 3 - Action/Rom-ComWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
In this episode, we see worlds collide as we explore two genres at the same time for a double dose of action and... romantic comedy? If kitschy misunderstandings blended with high octane stunts is your scene, then you're in for a treat with this one.
Strap in this week to get your blood pumping with us as we present "Action/Rom-Com" Enjoy!
2019-05-1300 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 2 - My Friend the AntichristWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
In this episode, we discuss the trials and tribulations of discovering your best friend has been the Antichrist this whole time. From illuminati email addresses, to family pasta dinners, this film runs the gamut of classic signs of the apocalypse.
Tune in this week for big laughs as we present "My Friend the Antichrist"
Enjoy!
2019-05-0600 minScreenplayedScreenplayed Ep. 1 - Unfortunate SonWelcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
In this episode, we uncover the real reason we pulled out of Vietnam. From bootcamp to the boat home, we follow one battalion into the heart of the jungle. There, they uncover the terrible secret behind the Vietnam War.
Oh, and I guess we tell some jokes along the way. Enjoy!
2019-04-2400 min