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Heretic PartyA Blast for You and a Blasphemy: a B-Movie with Horror Fashion ReviewIn this episode, Grace from Horror Fashion Review joins us to watch a hilariously sacrilegious film about assassin nuns! Sister Wrath (aka Nun of That) is a wacky (and sometimes problematic) 2008 indie film with all the stuff you love: gay nuns fighting Italian gangsters with bad accents, straight nuns fighting Jewish assassins, and bisexual nuns comin' on to Jesus/Satan. AND, a cameo from Lloyd Kaufman as the Pope!.. For real.. Also in this Episode:Who is the best dressed slasher?What's the best name for an Italian strip club/s...2023-11-131h 25
Heretic PartyAncient Episcop-aliens - Searching for UFO DiablosIn this episode, the dudes watch an episode of Ancient Aliens: The Satan Conspiracy. Was Lucifer an Alien from outer space? Who taught humanity about cool shit like fiber optics, air fryers, and BDSM? Have we been lied to about the Devil this whole time?.. Spoiler Alert: Yes, but not by these "experts"... THEY'RE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS!Also in this Episode:Why are we talking about Sasquatch in an alien episode? (because he's rad)What is an Ancient Astronaut Theorist? (still not sure)Do we really have to discuss exorcisms in t...2023-10-231h 25Heretic PartyConan the Barbari-Karen: Watching the Christian-Edited Version of a ClassicIn this MEGA, DOUBLE_LENGTH EPISODE, the gang watches the "edited for Christians" version of Conan the Barbarian (1982) to find out what exactly they need to cut from a classic sword-and-sorcerer film to make it acceptable for their snowflake eyes.Spoiler Alert: They cut the swords and the sorcerers.. and also the blood, sex, violence... y'know... all the stuff that makes this movie great.Also in this Episode:Which of the hosts has only seen this edited version?!Is James Earl Jones too sexy for Christians?Are clean-edited films just a f...2023-10-052h 07Heretic PartyHappy Lost Souls - Interviews with the Ex-ReligiousIn this episode, Christian and Lianne make due with Joe while he recovers from a "honeymoon injury". It's three interviews with ex-religious folks who have some beautiful, uplifting stories about their experiences leaving religion.Spoiler Alert: They get kinda fucked up because... "something something" the church sucks.Also in this episode:Is hockey the church we all need?Was it super cool to be a Nurse Practitioner during COVID? Is the most fucked up teaching in the church the lesson you teach yourself?How did Joe actually injure himself on the m...2023-09-1850 minHeretic PartyChoose Your Own Salvation - Part 2It's the exciting conclusion of the gang's roleplaying exploration of the 1970's Christian church movement. Will Jimi and Danny Hussein O'Trejo figure out what they've gotten themselves into? Will "Christian Woodstock" change the world? Will anyone actually earn a Crossley this episode?!Also in this episode:More references to the Power TeamDrug-abusing Country Music stars are cool, but Catholics are a step too far!Find out how many worldwide church-leaders were birthed by a bunch of hippies in Dallas... ughJOIN OUR PATREONLINKTREE2023-09-061h 00Heretic PartyChoose Your Own Salvation - Part 1In this two-part episode, the gang roleplays their way through the origins of a major religious movement. Which one? Sorry, no Spoiler Alerts this time! Even Joe and Lianne won't know unless they can uncover all the clues. Play along with us as we wade through a steamy pile of 1960's bullshit for your pleasure.(Part 2 releases in 1 day!)Also in this episode:Joe is about to be maweed!Poems for children (Disclaimer: Not actually for kids!)Bad hippie accents galoreJOIN OUR PATREON2023-09-0457 min
Heretic PartyLet's be Frank... Are you Ready for Peretti?...In this episode, Lianne shares a relic from her uber-Christian childhood.. A book by best-selling Christian author, Frank Peretti. Spoiler Alert: It's better than expected, but like most religious media, it can't help but be annoying.Also in this episode:Which Christian author did "Christian" meet at a church? (it's Peretti)Find out when it's okay to use SCIENCE!What is Cracker Barrel Heaven?!JOIN OUR PATREONLINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet...2023-08-141h 29
Heretic PartyAn Interview with Jeff Bellew - Nothing Rhymes with StavesacreIn this episode Joe and Christian hang out with Jeff Bellew, famed guitarist of The Crucified, and Stavesacre. What was it like to be in a world-renowned "Christian band"? Or was it a band of Christians?... Or maybe just some kids who loved rock and roll? Jeff shares some rad stories about his experience in and out of the church. Also in this ep:Jeff battles "Christian" in a game of Verses or Curses!!The return of the Christian parody gameJOIN OUR PATREON2023-07-311h 37
Heretic PartyFeelin' Randi - Hanging with the World's Most Honest LiarIn this ep, we decided.. enough anger! Let's get silly and introduce everyone to our favorite magician, skeptic, and wizard... The Amazing James Randi.Spoiler Alert: We only get serious once or twice or five times.Also in this ep:A game about Christian Dating Tropes!Find out which host almost vacuumed naked in front of a Navy Seal.Find out which host met the Thunder from Down Un-dah..Why is this episode so horny?JOIN OUR PATREONLINKTREE2023-07-181h 41
Heretic PartyKunt Hovind and CreationismIn this ep, we finally dig up the secrets of the universe and learn all about the young-earth creationist theories that the liberals won't let you learn about in public school! Spoiler Alert: It's so bonkers that you need to evolve a new brain that can imagine how Noah go all of those baby dinosaurs on the ark. Also in this ep:Christian tells an embarrassing story about his own creationist past!Christian tells another embarrassing story.Christian tells a third embarrassing story.... Ugh..SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODE2023-07-021h 08
Heretic PartyTurmoil 2 - Electric Douche-alooJoe and Christian return to the to demonic toybox to see what the jackasses at The Eagle's Nest Christian ministry have to say about rad 80's toys. Spoiler Alert: They're still full of alarmist nonsense, but this time we start to see the connections between the Satanic Panic and modern, religious bigotry.Also in this ep:Joe has to face the possibility that Star Wars is a gateway to even cooler demonic forcesChristian brings in a ministry book from his dark pastPat Robertson died from complications of having a dog turd for a heart. SHOW NOTES FO...2023-06-181h 35
Heretic PartyBONUS - Crossover with Count Kreepyhead Saturday Morning Monster MashBonus episode: Lianne and Christian join toy-collector, Mike from Count Kreepyhead's Saturday Morning Monster Mash pod to talk toys, religion, and raising kids in a mixed-spiritual family. Check out Count Kreepyhead podcast!JOIN OUR PATREONLINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet it up with Lianne on our TWITTEREmail us your thoughts, ideas, and condemnations at hereticparty@gmail.comRemember, Happy Lost Souls, your stories deserve to be heard, you...2023-06-182h 29Heretic PartyNefarious P.O.S. - Christian Hollywood HorrorJoe and Christian went to an actual movie theater to see the secret Christian Horror film, Nefarious, and they were even kinda sober! Spoiler Alert, the real horror was the 90 minutes of Christian propaganda. From the assholes who made God's Not Dead, we should have expected less. Was it scary at all? How did it earn the "R" rating? Which stars from Entourage and Boondock Saints give their all as a demon-possessed serial killer and, even worse *GASP* an atheist psychiatrist?! We'll tell you all about it and barely even break one microphone in the process. ...2023-06-031h 48Heretic PartyJack Chick in the Barrio - The Phenomenon of Ex-Gangleader turned PastorIn this episode, the heretic kids read a relatively new Christian comic from famous bigot and author, Jack T. Chick, "The Black Angel". Spoiler Alert! It's a pile of racist, anti-gang, pig shit. Spoiler Alert: It's a pile of racist, anti-gang, pig shit. Also in this Episode:Your favorite gay, beefcake missionaries, Jimmertim make a short but memorable appearance.Lianne discusses her growth out of hell dreamsChristian was part of a teenage dance crew?!...@Socialistlyawkward on TikTokSHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODE2023-05-151h 17Heretic Party7th Heathen - A Script and Lack of Self RespectIn this Lost Episode of from Season 1 of the podcast, Joe and Christian discuss a very special episode of hit WB show, 7th Heaven. Will the Camden household survive after Happy, the dog is spotted with a marijuana cigarette? Which parent confesses that they smoked pot in high school? Will new boyfriend, Rod, every get his sperm count high enough to impregnate Lucy just by showing her his mustache? These questions may be answered as we dive into this 90's/00's "Christian" TV show phenomenon starring Jessica Biel and Kirk's love interest from Star Trek IV. 2023-04-301h 15Heretic PartyLettuce Pray - Veggietales and the Plague of Progressive ChristiansIt had to happen eventually. This week, Christian and Joe tackle the uber-famous Christian kids' show, VeggieTales. Are the songs actually any good? Were the creators actual con artists? Were Bob and Larry trans-vegetables? Who fucking knows?! Spoiler Alert: The creators of VeggieTales are probably too busy being Christian Edge-Lords to answer your questions.Also in this Episode:Christian plays a game created by Joe!Will an Christian ever be allowed on the show? Turns out the guys made a rule a long time ago while they were drunk.SHOW N...2022-11-211h 15Heretic PartyAnnoyed at the Anointed - Christian Superheroes and Kingdom ComicsChristian and Joe get into Issue #1 of the Anointed 7, a comic about God's elite fighting force elected to defeat the Anti-Christ... -Will it have cyborgs and drugs? Yes it will! -Will it have pious Christians being persecuted and exterminated just for their beliefs?! Oh, you know it's gonna have all that! -Will it have half-cat mutants and pegasi? It's hard to tell because the art is so half-assed, only an indifferent Christian parent would buy it.. Spoiler Alert: This barely-book has sold thousands and it continues to dominate Christian-comic markets. Ugh..2022-11-071h 19Heretic PartyFor His Glory (hell) Hole - Hell House Ministries and the Assholes Who Make ThemIn this very difficult ep, Christian and Joe try to make sense of the scariest of scare-tactic ministries, Hell Houses... Spoiler Alert: the compassion-less losers who create them are the real horror.Also in this Ep - Christian got arrested for occultic overtones? (when he was a teen).. And the return of the game "Heaven Head's Up"SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet it up with Lianne on our TWITTEREmail us your...2022-10-241h 15Heretic PartyThe Halloween Loophole - Adventures in Odd, Christian Hallow-alternatives!The guys try to figure out why Christians are so afraid of the best holiday, tell stories about growing up without candy or cool costumes, and play a game about Christian Halloween-alternatives.Also in this ep: Christian trick-or-treats in his 30s. Joe goes to a religious party as a Cronenberg monster. And Christian gets angry.. big surprise.SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet it up with Lianne on our TWITTEREmail...2022-10-131h 16Heretic PartyPray 2 Win - Shitty Gaming for Christian KidsChristian and Joe explore the online world of Steampunk Jesus and try to figure out why religious alternatives to cool stuff always sucks. Spoiler Alert: it's probably because they know Christians will buy it regardless...Also in this episode:-Super Noah's Ark 3d!-Which Christian gaming company paid $50,000 for the rights to Hellraiser?And -The guys design their own Armor of GodSHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet it up with...2022-09-271h 07Heretic PartySwole-vation through Christ – The Power Team! Bodybuilders for JesusDid you know that breaking a flaming concrete slab with your face means you love Jesus? The Power Team built a multimillion dollar empire doing just that. They needed those muscles to carry their giant bags of cash taken from the offering plates of churches around the country. Then they went bankrupt... In this week's episode, Christian and Joe reminisce about seeing religious strongmen when they were young. Obviously their message didn't take because we're neither strong nor pious. Oh well...Also in this episode:-The game of Redemption returns as Christian tries...2022-09-051h 02Heretic PartyParodies Nuts!.. Christian Hamilton and a conversation with Lorenzo SariñanaThe guys expose their former churches for copyright violations, discuss the heavily litigated "Christian version" of Hamilton the Musical, and get the inside scoop on how theater productions are protected from rip offs. Also in this episode:Play along with the game: "Is This Christian Parody Song Real or Made Up?!"SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet it up with Lianne on our TWITTEREmail us your thoughts, ideas, and condemnations at ...2022-08-221h 02Heretic PartyKlean Khristian Komedy - An Interview with Comedian, Emma ArnoldIn this episode, Christian interviews stand-up comedian, Emma Arnold, about her experiences with "clean Christian comics." Joe and Christian watch a PureFlix Clean Comedy Special. Spoiler alert.. If it's "Christian".. it's gonna be racist and misogynistic. That's the punchline!SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODECheck out Emma Arnold's site and catch her on the road!LINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet it up with Lianne on our TWITTEREmail us your...2022-08-081h 25Heretic PartyTurds in the Toybox - Phil Phillips and the Occultic Overtones in children's toysIn this episode, Christian and Joe go LIVE and watch the first few episodes of Turmoil in the Toybox, the documentary series that sparked Christian outrage over Satanic symbolism in Saturday Morning Cartoons. Which toys, cartoons, and appliances (yes, really) were banned from Christian homes? Which toy was so evil that Lianne's family burned it outside instead of in the fireplace (where other occultic materials were regularly burned) Listen to find out!Hear two silly jackasses talk about 80's toys like He Man and the Masters of the Universe (and the guys in the documentary are also pretty...2022-07-241h 16Heretic PartyPure Trash - An Evening with Malibu Dan and "Pure" Christian sitcomsIn this episode, Christian and Joe discuss Malibu Dan, the Family Man, a Christian sitcom with a bizarre mix of low-budget Christian actors and famous guest stars like Eric Estrada, Robin Givens, Clint Howard, and John O'Hurley. Unfortunately, even the minor star-power of Antonio Sabado Jr can't save this green-screened bland-fest. Also in this episode:Christian yelled at a street preacher, Joe confesses his love for Star Wars... again, and the subject of race and religion gets broached, big time. SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREE2022-07-101h 02Heretic PartyMary-Jane & Joseph, the International Church of Cannabis, DenverThis week's episode is all about the Devil's lettuce, Satan's celery, Lucifer's marijuana cigarette.. Joe and Christian discuss the religious arguments against weed, and they visit the International Church of Cannabis in Denver, Colorado. SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet it up with Lianne on our TWITTEREmail us your thoughts, ideas, and condemnations at hereticparty@gmail.comRemember, Happy Lost Souls, your...2022-06-2641 minHeretic PartyAbort the Right with @socialistlyawkwardIn this episode, Lianne interviews social media personality and activist, Lindsay @socialistlyawkward about leaving Mormonism, reproductive rights, motherhood, and a bunch of other issues that Christian and Joe aren’t equipped to discuss. It’s a hilarious and sometimes painful episode about the ways religion is used to control and subjugate women.Also in this episode:Christian and Joe discuss how their churches taught them awful ways to think about women.SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTw...2022-06-121h 13Heretic PartyStuperBook... get it? - The bible app for kidsIn this episode, Christian and Joe do a deep dive on the popular Bible app for Christian kids, Superbook! Based on the 1980's TV show (rebooted in 2013) it's full of fun games (Serpent Smash), cool profiles of Bible characters (only mildly racist), and an avatar of a sad child who can teach you how to pray for Salvation! Anyway.. it sucks! Also in this episode:Christian tries to finally dethrone Joe as King of the Bible cards. Lianne's encyclopedic knowledge of scripture is finally tested. SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODE...2022-05-291h 11Heretic PartyEmily Davis and the Murder Police vs Carman and the Demon-Murdering SheriffChristian and Joe take their first stab at the subject of Christian Music and discuss the disgusting classic music video for ‘Satan, Bite the Dust’ by the biggest Christian music star of the 90’s, Carman. Also hear an interview with Em of ‘Emily Davis and Murder Police’ who describes their musical journey from Christian worship leader to agnostic folk-rock star.SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEEmily Davis and the Murder PoliceChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet it up...2022-05-151h 18Heretic PartyMartyr Porn - 2025:The World Enslaved by a VirusIt is the year 2025: Since the outbreak of the Corona virus in 2020, the world has not been the same: A communist system with a single world government has been established, English has been chosen as the world language, contacts have been reduced to a minimum. Christianity has been banned completely…Does this sound chill as fuck? I’m this episode, Christian and Joe discuss and review a Christian film about how a fake pandemic manufactured by a globalist, communist government forces Christians into hiding where they can live out their deepest held fantasies of suddenly being the secre...2022-05-011h 33Heretic PartyBONUS - Easter Q&A with the handsome hosts!Christian and Joe couldn't decide what to do to celebrate Easter, so they chose NOTHING! Instead, they solicited questions from listeners and took the opportunity to overshare. It's an Easter miracle! Your questions died on Friday and were resurrected, reinterpreted, and returned to you in the form of poorly-worded answers. Praise Dog, the tomb of questions is empty. Check out the rad community-diner that we're raising money for! One Grub Community Heretic Party is a member of Rad Pantheon, a collective of podcasters, artists, musicians, and other creative types who d...2022-04-1739 minHeretic PartySix Six Chicks - the Broken Cross, a comic by Jack ChickIn this episode, Christian and Joe discuss the disturbing and objectively badass comics of renowned Christian bigot, Jack T. Chick. Unfortunately, a religion-inspired, anti-LGBTQ bill in the Idaho Senate casts a pall over the fun as it threatens open the prison doors for librarians and teachers who are just doing their fucking jobs! Join us as we discuss Idaho HB 666 and The Broken Cross, by Jack Chick.SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEBooks used to justify imprisoning librarians in Idaho:Gender Queer a memoir by...2022-04-171h 18Heretic PartyMormon Drunk with Chelsea ButtarsAn interview with exmo mixologist, Chelsea Buttars, who designed a cocktail specifically to be the first drink for an ex-mormon. Chelsea also talks baptisms, leaving the Mormon church, the guilt of drinking as a teenager, and a Mormon blessing (psychic-style prophecy) that convinced her that she would be crippled if she ever tried a drop of alcohol.Also: Joe and Christian talk youth mission trips, play Redemption!, and drink some Mormon cocktails.SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEChat...2022-04-031h 08Heretic PartyHeaven Stuff with Lane LamoreauxAn interview about the afterlife with wildland firefighter, world-class paraglider, and survivor of 4 actual physical deaths, Lane Lamoreaux. Christian and Joe discuss the concept of heaven, and how it is used to pressure church members into living their lives as if only the afterlife matters. Also: Christian sex toys, which absurd religious news story did Christian make up?, and a new game, Heaven Head’s Up!Visit Lane’s website to see all of the rad stuff he’s up to!SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEC...2022-03-211h 03Heretic Party3 - Heaven Stuff with Lane LamoreauxAn interview about the afterlife with wildland firefighter, world-class paraglider, and survivor of 4 actual physical deaths, Lane Lamoreaux. Christian and Joe discuss the concept of heaven, and how it is used to pressure church members into living their lives as if only the afterlife matters. Also: Christian sex toys, which absurd religious news story did Christian make up?, and a new game: Heaven Head’s Up!Visit Lane’s website to see all of the rad stuff he’s up to!New episodes are released every other Sunday!Heretic Party is a m...2022-03-201h 02Heretic PartyAdventures in Bigotry - Castles & Cauldrons, a radio drama by Focus on the FamilyIn this continuation of episode 1, Christian and Joe talk through the radio program that Focus on the Family mailed to Christian when he was a child in response to his plea for help saving his friends from Satan over the game Dungeons & Dragons. SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet it up with Lianne on our TWITTEREmail us your thoughts, ideas, and condemnations at hereticparty@gmail.comRemember, Happy Lost Souls, your stories...2022-03-061h 02Heretic PartyDungeons & Dragons & Focus & FamilyWelcome to Heretic Party! In this first full episode, Joe and I play "Redemption", the Christian alternative to Magic the Gathering. We talk about Dungeons & Dragons and the ways that our churches scared us away from having fun with a harmless game. Christian tells the story of how he was so scared of hell that he hallucinated demons.SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODELINKTREEChat with Christian on INSTAGRAMTweet it up with Lianne on our TWITTEREmail us your thoughts...2022-03-0648 min