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Off the Mats PodcastOff the Mats Podcast #283- Building Confidence Through Competition feat. Annabelle ChristieAnnabelle Christie’s journey through Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu began like many others—with curiosity and uncertainty—but her progression from white belt to IBJJF Pan Champion reveals the discipline behind early success. In this conversation, Annabelle reflects on her first classes, the challenges of balancing school with training, and the moments that shaped her competitive mindset. She discusses how training at Crazy 88 influenced her development, what she learned from competing across divisions, and how she approaches the mental side of preparing for major tournaments.
Annabelle also shares her thoughts on adapting to purple-belt competition, refining her technique, and the le...
2025-11-0353 min
The Fit PhysicianEp. 63: People-Pleasing to Purpose-Driven: Tools to Thrive in Medicine with Dr. Caitlin ChristieIn this episode of the Fit Physician Podcast, we sit down with Dr. Caitlin Christie—family physician and coach for women doctors—to unpack burnout, moral injury, and the post-COVID realities of practicing medicine. Caitlin shares her “fall-to-your-knees” moment, how motherhood and system pressures collided, and the inside-out framework she now teaches: clarifying your personal standard of excellence, setting boundaries without guilt, dropping people-pleasing, and focusing on what’s truly in your control. You’ll hear practical tools for navigating charged patient encounters, rebuilding fulfillment, and making small (or big) career tweaks that restore joy—so you can keep serving at a h...
2025-10-1346 min
All Abilities, No Filter: Navigating Autism, Advocacy, and Special EducationUnderstanding Sexualized Behaviors in Autism: What Parents and Professionals Need to KnowIn this eye-opening episode of All Abilities, No Filter, we sit down with Christie Phillip, Licensed Master of Social Work (LMSW) and Certified Sex Offender Treatment Provider, to have an honest and essential conversation about sexualized behaviors in individuals with autism and other developmental disabilities.
Christie brings years of experience working with both victims and offenders of sexual behaviors, offering expert insight on how to recognize, understand, and respond to sexualized behavior in a way that is safe, supportive, and developmentally appropriate. Whether you're a parent, teacher, therapist, or caregiver, this episode provides critical tools for navigating one of the...
2025-07-161h 01
Modern Chiropractic MasteryInnovative Use of Tonal in Chiropractic Clinics with Dr. Jake Alec In this episode of Modern Chiropractic Mastery, host Dr. Kevin Christie talks with Dr. Jake Alec about the unique integration of chiropractic care and fitness using Tonal technology. Dr. Alec explains how he introduced Tonal, typicaIn this episode of Modern Chiropractic Mastery, host Dr. Kevin Christie talks with Dr. Jake Aleck about the unique integration of chiropractic care and fitness using Tonal technology. Dr. Aleck explains how he introduced Tonal, typically a home exercise device, into his clinic to provide a hybrid model of care that includes both clinical and fitness components. He discusses the benefits of using Tonal for personalized strength training and how it bridges the gap between clinical rehabilitation and ongoing fitness. Dr. Aleck shares his experiences with implementing group sessions and the po...
2025-07-1044 minOff the Mats PodcastOff the Mats Podcast #249- Rolling to Success feat. Rich ChristieWhat's up, adventurers? This week on the podcast, I sit down with one of my teammates, Mr. Rich Christie of Crazy 88 MMA, to discuss his martial arts journey from Muay Thai to Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and his recent promotion to Blue Belt. Rich shares what led him to start training in the first place and then making the transition to grappling, the challenges he faced, and how BJJ has impacted his approach to training. We also dive into an important conversation about finding safe and reliable training partners—why it matters and how it can shape your growth in the sp...
2025-02-241h 08
Mindset For SportFrom Promising Talent to Personal Growth: The Journey of Jake JervisJoin us for an in-depth interview with Jake Jervis as he opens up about his football career's highs and lows. From being a key player at Plymouth to facing challenges in new environments, Jake shares his struggles with cliquey team dynamics, the lack of mentorship, and the temptations of life off the pitch. He reflects on the impact of influential figures like Barry Ferguson and Terry Westley, and how overcoming imposter syndrome and navigating the pressures of a Premier League academy shaped his journey.
Discover how Jake's values have evolved over time, emphasising the importance of self-awareness...
2024-06-1154 min
Track ChatsEpisode nine - Jack HaleIn this episode Michael Christie and Chris Michael host Australian sprinting sensation and former world's fastest EVER schoolboy... JAKE HALE!This episode covers:What Jack was doing in Perth during the recording (Feb 2024)How Jack got into athleticsThe Hale Mania Era - when he broke the world record for fastest EVER schoolboy over 100mThe Jack Hale v Trae Williams rilvaryCompeting at both 2018 and 2022 Commonwealth GamesThe future of the Commonwealth GamesHis current point in his careerLooking towards the OlympicsWhat his training week looks likeHis deep motivations to dedicate so much of his life to sprintingQ&A...
2024-05-081h 29
The Human AdventureCarving Legacies on Lake Placid's Ice with Christie Sausa#092 - When Christie Sausa laced up her skates at the age of eight, little did she know the ice would carve out a path leading her to the heart of Lake Placid, where Olympic dreams shimmer and the spirit of winter sports thrives. Journey with us as Christie, a figure skating and speed skating dynamo, takes us through her life's voyage on the ice - an odyssey that intertwines the grace of pirouettes with the rush of speed skating sprints. She's not just a master of the rink but also a guardian of its history, having penned a comprehensive...
2024-02-1550 min
On Brand with Donny DeutschBest of the Year 2023 With Chris Christie, Jake Tapper, and Lawrence O'Donnell.On this episode, we present excerpts from some of our favorite interviews of 2023. We look back at Donny’s conversations with Chris Christie, Jake Tapper, and Lawrence O'Donnell. Sit back and enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-12-2840 min
Jake Gallen's Guest List230 | How to Curate a $1M Christie's Collection | Travis UhrigTravis Uhrig is a Co-Founder of Curio Cards, the first known NFT Art Collection on Ethereum. Launched in May of 2017 My Curio Cards is a set of 30 individual cards spanning across 29,000 NFTs. The collection is curated of 7 different artists and 3 Co-Founders. What was originally pitched at a San Fransisco Bitcoin Meetup has become an iconic collection comprised of historical artifacts of the digital world. |Travis Uhrig|• Twitter → https://twitter.com/travisformayor• Website → https://curio.cards/|CONNECT WITH JAKE|• Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/jakegallen/• Twitter → https://twitter.com/jakegallen_• Facebook → https://www.facebook...
2022-09-2051 min
Smize on the PrizeCycle 4 Episode 1: "The Girl Who Is A Lady Kat... Reow!"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode we are introduced to the newest batch of contestants for season 4! 35 semi-finalists are whittled down to the top 14. Christie and Jake answer the question, “Why did the girls go to a random park for so long?” We see some familiar faces who didn’t make the cut last season and get to know a few, big personalities. ANTM saves a day’s hire on a photographer by putting everyone in a photo-booth for their headshot challenge.
2022-02-2221 minSmize on the PrizeCycle 4 Trailer: The Superlative EpisodeWelcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. Get excited for Cycle 4 content to start coming out next week! This episode also contains Jake and Christie’s superlatives for Cycles 1-3. Who is the biggest villain? Who is the best anti-Janice? Who is the Top-Top Model???? Christie and Jake have definitive answers.
2022-02-0116 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 13: "The Girl Who Wins it All"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 13 of Cycle 3. Janice surprises Christie and Jake with a big jump. Two contestants bond in a way they never have before. One girl is crowned the first black winner of America’s Next Top Model. See you in Season 4 ;)
2022-01-2533 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 13: "The Girl Who Didn't Hug Goodbye"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 13 of Cycle 3. Jake and Christie recap their drunken night together. In this penultimate episode, the viewers finally have a conclusion to the Ann and Eva love story. The contestants get a lesson in Japanese Street Fashion and compete in a motorcycle photo-shoot. Will Yaya win her sixth challenge in a row??
2022-01-1136 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 11: "The Girl the Lionesses are Hunting"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 11 of Cycle 3. We skipped episode 10 of this cycle because it was a boring recap episode! Jake and Christie fall in love with Norelle but unfortunately, Jake loses his prediction streak. The girls learn about Japanese culture and participate in a tea ceremony challenge where Amanda reveals that she is so much deeper than the other girls. Tyra gives the models some valuable modeling tips and shows them how it’s done in the photoshoot.
2021-12-2837 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 9: "The Girls Meet Taye Diggs"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 9 of Cycle 3. Finally Jake and Christie can enjoy an episode of this TV show. The girls take an acting class and travel to Tokyo! The girls do a commercial for soup, all in Japanese-- Amanda lets us know that “MMMM that’s some GOOD soup!” Nicole is forgotten time and again and Jake continues his prediction hot-streak. Christie brings some interesting stories from behind the scenes.
2021-12-1434 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 8: “The Girl Who is Panic Stricken”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 8 of Cycle 3. Jake and Christie are sad. A tragedy on this cursèd earth has occurred. Tarantulas everywhere! Diamonds everywhere! This is a drama-packed, fast-moved, red-carpeted extravaganza of sorrow. If our energy is low, it’s because our spirits are lower, but we still love you dear listener and we will guide you through this and we can all get through it together.
2021-12-0636 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 7: “The Girl Who Forgot Her Shoes”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 7 of Cycle 3. Christie and Jake discuss their shopping experiences after a contestant makes a sudden shoe excursion. Yaya and Tocarra further cement their position as Christie and Jake’s favorite people on top model so far. Many people did a bad against Tocarra in this episode and we will NEVER FORGIVE (I’m looking at you Marc Bauer)! The photoshoot was actually pretty fun though.
2021-11-1629 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 6: “The Girl Who Mutilated the Precious Brownie”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 6 of Cycle 3. There is, in fact, brownie mutilation. The girls participate in a challenge that honestly looks fun. The photoshoot seems like a blast too. The most entertaining girl goes home and Jake’s prediction streak remains intact. Jake and Christie talk about their shared love of trampolines.
2021-11-0236 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 5: “The Girl Who Cries When She Looks in the Mirror”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 5 of Cycle 3. Finally there is more Tyra content! Jake and Christie talk about snouts and roller skates! One contestant unexpectedly wins a lingerie-related challenge and one contestant is an orgasmic letdown. Christie tells a gross story that is somehow related to yoga?
2021-10-1936 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 4 — Part 2: “The Girl Who Sets a Trap”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 4 of Cycle 3. Buckle yourself in, folks, there’s so much drama in this one we’ve had to split it into two parts! The girls participate in their first runway show! One girl is the crowd favorite. Another falls on her face. Christe provides some background knowledge on the topless photoshoot, and there is a robbery! Who has stolen Amanda’s precious crystals?? The first “fight” in ANTM history???
2021-10-1212 min
2 Point PodcastJake Finn - The Fridgesit down with Jake to talk about his footy career starting in Blacktown and moving up to Newcastle, his years in the Knights and Bulldogs, coming back to the castle and his life changing accident that could have made him a "vegetable. as well as many footy stories and plenty of laughs, Hope you enjoy
2021-10-061h 36Smize on the PrizeEpisode 4 — Part 1: “The Girl Who Sets a Trap”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 4 of Cycle 3. Buckle yourself in, folks, there’s so much drama in this one we’ve had to split it into two parts! The girls participate in their first runway show! One girl is the crowd favorite. Another falls on her face. Christe provides some background knowledge on the topless photoshoot, and there is a robbery! Who has stolen Amanda’s precious crystals?? The first “fight” in ANTM history???
2021-10-0526 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 3: “The Girl Everyone Thinks is a Backstabber”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 3 of Cycle 3. It’s a rough one folks. What is normally Christie’s favorite episode of the season, the make-over episode, is marred by the not-fun kind of drama. We try to keep things light by discussing 9/11, blond highlights, and bad ways to interview for a new job.
Trigger warning: Discussion of eating disorders, sexual assault, and racism.
2021-09-2129 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 2: “The Girl who is Co-Dependent”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 2 of Cycle 3. The girls travel three times and Ann and Eva’s friendship is tested. TWO women are eliminated this week based on one Jamaican-Bikini-Photoshoot. Janice does three sins. Most importantly … Jake was right!
2021-09-0731 min
Smize on the PrizeEpisode 1: “The Girl with the Secret”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 1 of Cycle 3. Christie finds out that Jake doesn’t remember ANYTHING from his childhood. There’s so much drama that Jake and Christie couldn’t even shake a stick at all of it! There’s a dramatic pool party, a bar fight, a dance off, bullying, and a secret revealed. 34 contestants become 20 contestants, become 14 contestants as the semi-finalists are whittled down.
2021-08-2427 minSmize on the PrizeCycle 3 TrailerI heard that in this season, the contestants l̵̢̧͖͙̭͎̹̼͈̏̆̽̋̽̋̃̃͌͐̉̽ǫ̶͕͓̙̣̟̯̓̀̊̇̔̈͜s̵̥͒̂̓͑͂́͂̚͝ḛ̸̞͔̤̭̹̯͐͜ ̴̒͒́̈̚͝ͅt̵̛̹̪̻̮̦͉͂͒͐̓͂̎͛̽̅͝h̶͙̘̻͈̜̙̖͙̦͂̒͛͒͘͝e̴̻͔̘̜͗̾́͊͐̏̀̓i̶̙̞͙͈̦̎̐̇͒́̒̎̌̈̂r̸͖̪̓͛͠ ̴̨̨̝̼͕̣̹̲̭͇̜͛͆͑͝m̷̧̛̎͌͆͑̒į̵̫͈̹͓̭̪̳͈̈́ņ̸̘̬͚͍͍̜̙̞̤̺̔̑̈̓̑͠d̵̢͓̗̯͙͖͊s̶̡̢͇̩̭̘͕͎̙̍
2021-08-1700 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 11: “The Girl Who is America’s Next Top Model”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 11 of Cycle 2. It’s the finale! It’s the start of a mystery. We finally learn whether Jake’s cycle-long Shandi prediction comes true. We won’t spoil anything ;) but Jake and Christie find themselves in the unenviable position of agreeing wholeheartedly with Janice Dickinson.
You can check out Shandi’s website here: https://linktr.ee/Shanthrax
2021-08-1030 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 10: “The Girl Who Cheats”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 10 of Cycle 2. OH THE DRAMA! It’s an iconic episode where the girls learn about Italian sensuality but who even cares about that when someone cheats on her boyfriend! The girls compete in another nude fashion shoot and April reveals her burning passion for one of the judges.
2021-07-2734 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 9: “The Girl Who is Afraid of Snakes”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 9 of Cycle 2. This is a mini episode! We watched the recap episode so you don’t have to! The episode isn’t worth your time but this podcast is!
2021-07-2008 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 8: “The Girl with the Signature Walk”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 8 of Cycle 2. In this, the Go-See episode, the final five begin their international travel. Cute Italian boys chauffeur the girls around Milan. Yoanna and Camille give us friendship whiplash and Janice is shockingly pleasant. Christie resembles a mean judge in her personal life.
2021-07-1332 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 7: “The Girl Who is Dripping With Hypocrisy”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 7 of Cycle 2. We try a brand new, brave style of podcasting in this special, vaccinated episode. We finally get to see Tyra Banks’s one and only music video!!! Relationship drama strikes one of the contestants. Several members of the Wu-Tang clan make a special appearance. Jake and Christie learn that going to the movies is something that only Shandi and her boyfriend are allowed to do.
2021-06-2925 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 6: “The Girl Whose Lips Puffed Up”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 6 of Cycle 2. This episode is the start of a great chip mystery. Camille gets herself in trouble several times. Catie encounters her greatest fear again. Christie and Jake talk about how often they cry and Christie tells a REALLY good joke.
2021-06-1526 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 5: “The Girl Who Is a Visual Orgasm”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 5 of Cycle 2. The girls learn charisma from an old white guy. Mercedes finally tells her big secret and gets a surprise visit from her mom. Jake and Christie discuss their issues with being sensitive and how it ended Jake’s modeling career early. Christie reveals how this ANTM episode inspired her own underwater photoshoots.
2021-06-0129 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 4: “The Girl Who Needs 6 Months of Modeling School”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 4 of Cycle 2. The models wrestle with their own personal style and meet one of the wackiest designers in New York. Yawn. Jake and Christie learn a little more about Mercedes’s struggle with Lupus. Adrienne returns for a beautiful five minutes! The models portray celebrities. Christie apparently makes toast way too close to the sink.
Trigger Warning: Discussion of blackface.
2021-05-1830 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 3: “The Girl Who can Cry at the Drop of a Hat”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 3 of Cycle 2. Jake takes his shirt off. Three girls pass out, including Christie. The models learn about high-fashion make-up and take photos over the abyss. Catie discusses the uselessness of fear and also her biggest fear.
2021-05-0427 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 2: “The Girl Who Floats Like a Butterfly and Stings Like a Bee”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 2 of Cycle 2. Mr. Jay has returned!!! Jake makes a little mistake and Christie does a spit take. Jake and Christie discuss a major conspiracy and spill some tea about the photo selection process on Top Model. Janice doesn’t make any sense, as usual.
2021-04-2024 minSmize on the PrizeCycle 2 Episode 1: “The Girl Who Overslept”Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 1 of Cycle 2. We meet the new judges, a whole new crew of contestants, and we learn how Christ is ladylike. The models compete in a nude photoshoot and one girl has alarm clock issues.
2021-04-0632 minSmize on the PrizeCycle 2 TrailerAre you ready for another exciting cycle of America's Next Top Model? Jake and Christie sure are and they are ready to bring you hot takes on all the juiciest drama.
Cycle 2 starts next week with a few familiar faces and a whole new cast of contestants.
2021-03-3000 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 8: "The Girl Who Becomes America's Next Top Model"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 8 of Cycle 1. It’s the finale! With a slap of the ass, one contestant walks off the show without a care in the world. Two girls battle it out in a runway competition. Hear about the huge scandal that closes out Cycle 1!
2021-03-2329 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 7: "The Girls Get Really Naked"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 7 of Cycle 1. The girls participate in a diamond photoshoot … but they are nude! Adrienne continues to wear her sunglasses indoors. A few men judge the women on their ability to be lady-like. No thank you. We say goodbye to a big personality!
2021-03-0926 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 6: "The Girl Who Deals With a Pervert"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 6 of Cycle 1. Breaking News!!!! Elyse wants to win America’s Next Top Model! The girls travel to Paris! Jake refuses to teach Christie how to say sexy words in French. Shannon meets the man of her dreams … in her underwear.
Trigger Warning: Sexual assault is briefly discussed.
2021-02-2324 min
No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S05E06 - Andre, Jake, and the Class ReunionReunited and it feels so good! Except for, you know, the murder victim. We're talking MR. MONK AND THE CLASS REUNION.
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If you're Catholic, recommend this podcast to your priest during confession. I (Jake) was raised Catholic, but I haven't done confession in [checks watch] almost 15 years, so I can't remember if this would be frowned upon. It's worth a try, though.
2021-02-1955 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S05E05 - Andre and Jake, Private EyesThe investigator may be private, but this episode is for public consumption. Okay, that didn't make sense, but you can tell by the title Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK, PRIVATE EYE.
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If you find yourself on whatever 2021's version of ChatRoulette is, make sure you recommend this podcast to everyone you talk to. Even the people who are pleasuring themselves (a listen is a listen).
2021-02-1647 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 5: "The Girl Who Everyone Thinks is Killing Herself"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 5 of Cycle 1. A man is LUSTING! On the other hand, Shannon defies temptation. Jake and Christie learn the true meaning of the term, “heat wave.” Adrienne issues death threats.
Trigger Warning: Eating disorders are discussed.
2021-02-1128 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 4: "The Girl Who Drives Everyone Crazy"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 4 of Cycle 1. A few girls are incredibly homophobic and bad. Jake and Christie look for the light in the episode by discussing the Badonkadonk Contest. Jake tells us about his messiest roommate.
Trigger Warning: Homophobia is discussed.
2021-02-1121 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 3: "The Girl Who Gets Rushed to the Emergency Room"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 3 of Cycle 1. The girls get makeovers and model with snakes! Robin tries to take a nap during a workout. (We’ve all been there.) Christie makes a bold statement that she CANNOT back up with any facts at all.
2021-02-1126 minSmize on the PrizeEpisode 2: "The Girl is Here to Win, Not Make Friends"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 2 of Cycle 1. Robin gives Elyse an unrequested Bible reading and says the longest prayer in the history of the planet. We first see Janice’s obsession with Elyse. Christie tells us about how she used the advice from America’s Next Top Model to flirt with boys in high school.
2021-02-1134 minSmize on the PrizeCycle 1 Episode 1: "The Girl Who Wants It Bad"Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode the hosts, Christie and Jake, introduce themselves and discuss Episode 1 of Cycle 1. Christie begins Jake’s tutelage of the nuances of Top Model history while Jake learns who he loves (and hates) this cycle. We’re here for the drama.
2021-02-1130 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S0503 - Andre, Jake, and the Big GameIf you don't listen to this episode, it's a technical foul. Andre and Jake hit the showers to talk MR. MONK AND THE BIG GAME.
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Next time you're at a party (post-COVID, obviously), do this podcast in charades. Yeah, yeah, no one is gonna get it, but then you have a fun podcast to recommend to them.
2021-02-091h 03No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S0502 - Andre, Jake, and the Garbage StrikeSomething stinks, and it's not this episode! Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE GARBAGE STRIKE!
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If you are a member of any radical organizations of any kind, please include a recommendation of this podcast in the literature you hand out at your meetings.
2021-02-0548 minSmize on the PrizeSmize on the Prize Trailer Cycle 1Ten Finalists. Two friends. More drama than you can shake a stick at.
2021-01-3100 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E16 - Andre and Jake Get Jury DutyThe end of season four is upon us, and Andre and Jake have the pleasure of talking MR. MONK GETS JURY DUTY.
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If you are in a famous rock band, please put a subliminal message in one of your songs that says, "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN" when you play it backwards.
2021-01-291h 03No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E14 - Andre, Jake, and the AstronautAndre and Jake are cleared for takeoff (with secret escape pod in tow) to talk MR. MONK AND THE ASTRONAUT!
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When you get your COVID vaccine, recommend this show to the person vaccinating you.
2021-01-221h 02No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E013 - Andre, Jake, and the Big RewardDiamonds are forever, but this episode is about 53 minutes long. Listen to Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE BIG REWARD!
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If you're in high school, leave a note in your crush's locker but instead of telling him or her that they are your crush, the note says that they should listen to this podcast.
2021-01-1952 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E12 - Andre, Jake, and the Captain's MarriageThese things happen. And by "things," I mean Andre and Jake talking MR. MONK AND THE CAPTAIN'S MARRIAGE.
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If by some miracle you happen to be proficient in skywriting, please write "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN" in the sky on a clear day at the beach.
2021-01-1545 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E10 - Andre and Jake Go to a Fashion ShowIf you hear a faint drip, don't worry - that's just our outfits. Andre and Jake do a little turn on the catwalk and talk MR. MONK GOES TO A FASHION SHOW.
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Go on a conspiracy website and tell them you have evidence of widespread voter fraud and then just recommend this podcast.
2021-01-0856 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E09 - Andre, Jake, and the Secret SantaIt's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right - a week and a half after Christmas. Andre and Jake get back in the holiday spirit to talk MR. MONK AND THE SECRET SANTA.
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If you're an NFL player who is okay with getting fined by the league, write "Listen to No Funkin, Strictly Monkin'" on your cleats.
2021-01-0557 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E08 - Andre, Jake, and Little MonkIt's a blast-from-the-past as Andre and Jake take a look at MR. MONK AND LITTLE MONK!
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If you are getting married in the year 2021 (post COVID vaccine, obviously), please incorporate a recommendation of this podcast into your wedding vows.
2020-12-291h 03No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E07 - Andre and Jake Go to a WeddingMazel Tov! It's wedding time for Andre and Jake, which is exciting because they both claim to be great wedding guests. They're talkin' MR. MONK GOES TO A WEDDING!
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If you find yourself recreating the famous scene from the second-most-problematic-plotline of Love, Actually, please include a card that recommends this podcast. It's the very least you can do, given that you are actively professing your love to your best friend's wife while he is mere feet away.
2020-12-231h 03No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E05 - Andre and Jake Get DrunkJust as our friend Adrian Monk got lost in the sauce, so too did Andre and Jake to talk MR. MONK GETS DRUNK. Yes, seriously. Andre and Jake recorded this episode drunk. They weren't so drunk it was incoherent, but...
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If you work at a bar (and bars finally re-open) name a drink the "Strictly Monkin'." It can be anything, but no gin because I (Jake) hate gin and I would like to order it at some point.
2020-12-151h 03No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E04 - Andre and Jake Go to the OfficeLike a hamster on a wheel, Andre and Jake head into the office to get some work done and cover MR. MONK GOES TO THE OFFICE.
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If you are an Egyptologist with nothing to lose, fake your next translation to say, "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN STRICTLY MONKIN," that way, people will think that ancient gods foresaw this podcast.
2020-12-0859 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E03 - Andre and Jake Stay in BedAndre and Jake are under the weather, so they're not getting up, and you shouldn't either. We're talkin' MR. MONK STAYS IN BED!
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If you're a highly-touted high school football recruit, please include a recommendation to this podcast in your letter of intent.
2020-12-0456 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E02 - Andre and Jake Go Home AgainThere's no place like home, and there's no podcast like this one. Andre and Jake are back from their Thanksgiving break to talk MR. MONK GOES HOME AGAIN!
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Next time you go to the beach, instead of "listening" to the ocean in a seashell, try telling the ocean to listen to this podcast.
2020-12-011h 02No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S04E01 - Andre, Jake, and the Other DetectiveSeason four has arrived, and so has detective Marty Eels! Listen to Andre and Jake break down MR. MONK AND THE OTHER DETECTIVE!
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If you appear on Jeopardy! (RIP Alex Trebek), and you don't know the answer for Final Jeopardy, write "Listen to No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'" as your answer instead of a guess.
2020-11-2453 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S03E16 - Andre, Jake, and the KidIt's season finale time! Andre and Jake stock up on diapers and wipes to talk MR. MONK AND THE KID!
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You should absolutely not be traveling for Thanksgiving this year, but if you must, recommend this podcast to your entire extended family as penance.
2020-11-2056 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S03E15 - Andre, Jake, and the ElectionThe race is too close to call! Andre and Jake fill out their ballots and talk MR. MONK AND THE ELECTION!
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If you happen to have a cousin that was like, fifth-billed on an ABC family TV show in the mid-2000s, text them a link to this podcast.
2020-11-1756 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S03E14 - Andre and Jake Go to VegasVEGAS, BABY, VEGAS! Andre and Jake head straight for the slot machines as they discuss all things scarves in MR. MONK GOES TO VEGAS!
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If you ever find yourself making a quilt, make one of the patches say, "Listen to No Funkin', Strictly Monkin.'"
2020-11-131h 02No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S03E12 - Andre and Jake Get Cabin FeverThe great outdoors... is not where this podcast was recorded. Monk may be in witness protection, but Andre and Jake are in the comfort of their apartments, talkin' MR. MONK GETS CABIN FEVER.
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If you're one of the lawyers representing Trump in one of his election cases, right a recommendation to this podcast at the end of your legal brief. You're already an embarrassment, so I'm sure it won't make a difference.
2020-11-0650 min
The Christie Gee Podcast.Ep. 028 My Chat with Chris CarrabbaThis week I have the honor and pleasure to have my friend Chris Carrabba on the show! I have enjoyed Chris’ music for over 20 years. Starting with Further Seems Forever and then on to of course Dashboard Confessional & Twin Forks. Some of my most favorite memories were going to see these bands play live over the years.In this episode we chat about:One of our favorite venues, the nostalgic ORIGINAL Emo’s in Austin, TX.The Legendary John BunchThe history of Further Seems ForeverThe “This Is About As Social As I Get Now” livestream.His collabor...
2020-11-021h 07No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S03E08 - Andre, Jake, and the Game ShowSurvey says... Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE GAME SHOW.
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Go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, get to the million dollar question, and phone a friend. When you phone that friend (whoever you'd like), instead of asking them the question, recommend them No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'.
2020-10-201h 01No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S03E05 - Andre and Jake Meet the GodfatherGabagool! Andre and Jake find themselves face-to-face with a mafia don as they talk MR. MONK MEETS THE GODFATHER! Ayy, paisan!
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Share this show with the nearest sea captain.
2020-10-091h 13No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S03E03 - Andre, Jake, and the BlackoutLight a candle and empty your fridge, 'cause Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE BLACKOUT!
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Find your high school bully on Facebook and, with no explanation, send him a link to this podcast.
2020-10-0258 min
No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S03E02 - Andre, Jake, and the Panic RoomLock the doors! Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE PANIC ROOM! #JusticeForDarwin
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Purposely clog your toilet with paper towels, call a plumber, and when he's over unclogging the pipes, recommend this podcast to him.
2020-09-2952 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S03E01 - Andre and Jake Take ManhattanNew York is a concrete jungle where dreams are made, and Andre and Jake tackle when Mr. Monk hits those streets in MR. MONK TAKES MANHATTAN!
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Walk up to a random stranger on the street, grab them by the shoulders, look deep into their eyes, and say, with the seriousness of a death in the family, "Listen to No Funkin, Strictly Monkin."
2020-09-271h 05No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E16 - Andre and Jake Go to JailPrison changes a man, and so does podcasting about the show Monk. Listen to Andre and Jake as they talk the season 2 finale, MR. MONK GOES TO JAIL. And stay tuned for a special announcement at the end!
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If you work as a cake decorator, decorate your next cake to say, "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN" no matter what the order request says. Sorry, little Timmy. No "Happy Birthday" for you. The cake decorator has a podcast s/he wants to promote.
2020-09-181h 11No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E15 - Andre and Jake Get MarriedIf you like this episode, you should put a ring on it. Andre and Jake crack open the journals and talk MR. MONK GETS MARRIED.
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If you share a bathroom with a significant other or roommate, after you take a shower, write "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN', STRICTLY MONKIN'" on the fogged-up bathroom mirror. That way, when they take a shower, they see that message on the mirror.
2020-09-1553 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E13 - Andre, Jake, and the Missing GrannyIf you're looking for a jar of Werther's Originals, I've got bad news: Granny is missing! That's right, Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE MISSING GRANNY. Tune in for that episode recap and stay for Jake recapping a Shaq/TMZ encounter from memory.
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Consider getting a temporary tattoo on your forehead that reads "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN'." It would help.
2020-09-0858 min
No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E11 - Andre, Jake, and the Three PiesAndre and Jake head back to their childhood homes and dig into the pie that is this really great episode.
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If you're on a plane right now, AirDrop this podcast to a stranger.
2020-08-281h 00No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E10 - Andre, Jake, and the PaperboyExtra! Extra! Read all about it! -- Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE PAPERBOY. And this episode DELIVERS.
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Share this podcast with the biggest Creed fan in your life.
2020-08-261h 02No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E09 - Andre, Jake, and the 12th ManHide the Frosted Flakes because we've got a cereal killer on our hands! -- Scratch that. A SERIAL killer. Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE 12TH MAN.
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If somehow you still keep in contact with your childhood pen pal, tell him or her about this podcast.
2020-08-211h 02No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E08 - Andre and Jake Meet the PlayboyThis episode, Jake and Andre discuss MR. MONK MEETS THE PLAYBOY, an episode that guest stars Danny Bonaduce as himself.
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If you ever get kidnapped and are forced to make a hostage video, please blink "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN', STRICTLY MONKIN'" in Morse code. In would mean a lot.
2020-08-181h 04No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E07 - Andre, Jake, and the Sleeping SuspectDon't hit the snooze button -- Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE SLEEPING SUSPECT.
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Next time you go to the beach, put a message in a bottle that just says "Listen to NO FUNKIN', STRICTLY MONKIN'" and throw it into the ocean.
2020-08-141h 01No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E06 - Andre and Jake Go to the TheaterACT I, SCENE I:
Andre and Jake record a podcast about MR. MONK GOES TO THE THEATER. Unlike this episode, this performance did not involve anyone dying (although Andre did have a three-minute-long hiccuping fit that had to be cut out).
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If you have a Magic 8 Ball, ask it "Should I share 'No Funkin, Strictly Monkin'' with a friend?" and do whatever it tells you.
2020-08-1152 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E05 - Andre, Jake, and the Very, Very Old ManIf the victim is a 114 year-old man, can you still say his life was cut short? Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE VERY, VERY OLD MAN (and some other tangents, including how Matthew McConaughey's father died), so listen and enjoy!
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Go on Facebook, start to tag someone with the letter 'C,' and the first person who comes up, share this podcast with them.
2020-08-0759 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E04 - Andre and Jake Go to the CircusIf you thought we covered this one already, you'd be forgiven for the mistake. This week, we're talking MR. MONK GOES TO THE CIRCUS (not to be confused with Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival, which is exactly one season earlier). We talk clowns, annoying plot lines, and what Jake considers one of the greatest scenes in television history.
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2020-08-0452 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E03 - Andre and Jake Go to the BallgameBatter up! Andre and Jake lace up their cleats and hit the diamond as they cover MR. MONK GOES TO THE BALLGAME!
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2020-07-3149 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E02 - Andre and Jake Go to MexicoAndre and Jake find themselves south of the border as they discuss MR. MONK GOES TO MEXICO. They discuss what has and hasn't aged well, whether the conclusion ruins the rest of the episode, and a Louis CK tangent that Jake inadvertently starts with a offhand joke.
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2020-07-2857 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S02E01 - Andre and Jake Go Back to SchoolPencils down, class! Andre and Jake hit the books to tackle the season two premier of Monk, MR. MONK GOES BACK TO SCHOOL.
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You have at least one aunt's number in your phone. It will take two seconds to send her a link to this podcast.
2020-07-241h 09No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S01E12 - Andre, Jake, and the AirplaneIt's season finale time here at No Funkin, Strictly Monkin. Hop aboard as Andre and Jake enjoy a leisurely flight with Mr. Monk and friends. We had a lot of fun with this one, and we hope you have the same amount of fun listening.
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2020-07-2157 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S01E11 - Andre, Jake, and the Red-Headed StrangerYes, there is an episode of Monk where Willie Nelson is accused of murder. Andre and Jake came together to talk about it.
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2020-07-1740 min
No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S01E07 - Andre, Jake, and the Other WomanWho would have thought Adrian Monk was single and ready to mingle? Certainly not Andre Barrera (because he has never watched this episode before, whereas Jake Christie has -- that's the conceit of the show).
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2020-07-0358 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S01E06 - Andre, Jake, and the Billionaire MuggerDon't be a hero: press play on this podcast.
Andre and Jake reconvene to discuss the odd case of Sidney Teal and whether or not Monk is an unforgivably bad boss.
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2020-06-3050 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S01E05 - Andre and Jake Go to the AsylumYou are not losing your mind: it's a new episode of No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'. Andre and Jake put on their nicest straight jackets to talk about the best episode yet.
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2020-06-2652 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S01E04 - Andre and Jake Go to the CarnivalGrab yourself some cotton candy or a funnel cake because it's carnival time! While most carnivals denote fun and joy, this one involves a cop possibly murdering an informant on a Ferris wheel. Join Andre and Jake as they discuss this crime as well as how Adrian Monk absolutely, positively does not belong back on the force.
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2020-06-2351 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S01E03 - Andre and Jake Meet Dale the WhaleThar she blows! Andre & Jake's MONK watch-through takes them to episode three, MR. MONK MEETS DALE THE WHALE. We discuss the problematic aspects of this episode, how unusual a character Dale "The Whale" Biederbeck is, and whether anyone is named Christiaan. Definitely the best one thus far.
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2020-06-1958 minNo Funkin', Strictly Monkin'S01E02 - Andre, Jake, and the PsychicI'm sensing you'll enjoy this episode... Andre and Jake reconvene to discuss the second episode of Monk: MR. MONK AND THE PSYCHIC. We discuss the merits of psychics, how guilty the bad guy looks, and whether staging it to look like someone murdered their mistress as a ploy to get them to confess to murdering their wife is entrapment.
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2020-06-1254 min