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History & Factoids about todayDec 13th-Horses, Taylor Swift, Dick Van Dyke, Ted Nugent, Alabama, Steve Buscemi, Jaimie Foxx, Morris Day & The TimeNational horse day. Entertainment from 2016. Saddam Hussein captured,Clip on tie invented, US National Guard formed. Todays birthdays - Dick Van Dyke, Christopher Plummer, Ted Nugent, Randy Owen, Wendie Malick, John Anderson, Steve Buscemi, Morris day, Jamie Foxx, Taylor Swift. Grandma Moses died.Intro - Pour some sugar on me - Def Leppard http://defleppard.com/Mr. Ed TV themeBlack Beatles - Rae Sremmurd Gucci ManeMay we all - Florida Georgia Line Tim McGrawBirthdays - In da club - 50 Cent http://50cent.com/Dick Van Dyke TV themeCat scratch f...2024-12-1313 min
Plussin' and Cussin'From Marceline to Mowgli Bonus: Dan Viets
On this weeks very special bonus episode Deefy sits down with Dan Viets, the man who literally wrote the book on Walt’s time in Marceline and who is heading up the project to preserve the Laugh-o-Gram studios in good ole KC. Welcome to the Midwest, indeed.
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Plussin' and Cussin'The Doodlin' Newsie: From Marceline to Mowgli IIIExtra! Extra! Read all about (or listen to) young Walt Disney's later childhood years in Kansas City, Missouri. From slingin' papers and doing sketches for the local barber to starting a sketch comedy duo to joining the Red Cross near the tail end of World War I, this kid stayed in a pretty much perpetual state of motion. Let's see if we can keep up!2024-05-081h 06
Plussin' and Cussin'In Which Lin Manuel Miranda is Held Accountable for His Crimes: Unpopular OpinionsWe're taking a little bit of a breather from our Marceline to Mowgli series to stretch our legs and grab some beef jerky before getting back on the road. Join us while we talk a little bit about Wish, air out some grievances about Hamilton, and give a cursory look at whether Meryl Streep was based or not when she called Walt a bastard.2024-05-011h 28
Plussin' and Cussin'Hope Dies Hard: From Marceline to Mowgli IIThis week we continue our probe into the origins of Walt Disney, and attempt to unpack the fate that befell Walt's idyllic (at least as he saw it) hometown. We'll find out about the planned park in Marceline, Missouri that never came to be, and watch the deevolution of a hopeful Everytown, USA, into bland Midwest obsolescence.2024-04-2351 min
Plussin' and Cussin'Straight Out the Grist Mill: From Marceline to Mowgli IIn the beginning of our new series-within-a-series, we go into the primordial ooze of the D'Isigny clan and their dogged progeny that begat the boy who started this whole crazy business that we stan and dissect weekly: Walt Disney.
You'll get you're fill of frontier entrepreneurship, bad farming practices, and well-coifed mustaches as we talk about a few of Walt's ancestors, and land in the small town where young Disney had a brief and pastoral childhood before beginning his lifetime as a workaholic.2024-04-161h 07
Plussin' and Cussin'Chasing Karen: The Watcher in the WoodsWe're a day late and the eclipse was a bust in San Antonio (old man shakes fist at clouds), but we've got our super special spooky eclipse episode for you. Let's take a dip into Disney's first attempt at horror! Piggybacking on the "hagsploitation" or "psycho-biddy" genre of the late Sixties and Seventies, we see Disney throwing pasta at the wall to see what sticks, and hiring aged legend of the silver screen Bette Davis to play our resident creepy old (land)lady. Note: You'll wanna catch this one on YouTube, but it's totally free.2024-04-101h 48
Plussin' and Cussin'You'll Never Make a Mickey Out of Me: Disney AdultsPlussin' and Cussin' is back for a fourth season, and while Tim Q and Deefy are looking a little long in the tooth, our subject matter are looking long in the gums. That's right gang, we're unpacking the phenomenon of Disney Adults! The strange grown ass people who spend fortunes to visit Disney's theme parks for that little slice of happiness to make them feel whole. We could sit here and tear these weirdos to shreds (and maybe we do), but remember: There is no ethical consumption under capitalism, and sometimes, the abyss stares back.2024-04-021h 25History & Factoids about todayDec 13th-Dick Van Dyke, Ted Nugent, Alabama, Steve Buscemi, Jaimie Foxx, Taylor Swift, Morris Day & The TimeNational horse day. Entertainment from 1974. Saddam Hussein captured,Clip on tie invented, US National Guard formed. Todays birthdays - Dick Van Dyke, Christopher Plummer, Ted Nugent, Randy Owen, Wendie Malick, John Anderson, Steve Buscemi, Morris day, Jamie Foxx, Taylor Swift. Grandma Moses died.Intro - Pour some sugar on me - Def Leppard http://defleppard.com/Mr. Ed TV themeKung Foo Fighting - Carl DouglasI can help - Billy swanBirthdays - In da club - 50 Cent http://50cent.com/Dick Van Dyke TV themeCat scratch fever - Ted...2023-12-1314 min
Plussin' and Cussin'Splish Splash on my Spit Spot: Mary Poppins VAfter technical difficulties in Lubbock and a couple of goosebump-inducing Halloween episodes, we return with the conclusion to our longest series ever, Mary Poppins! Who among you would go back into work so that they could fire you? Bring your kites and inside-out umbrellas and join us as we ride the West Wind and bring this baby into harbor2023-11-091h 00
Plussin' and Cussin'Halloween Spooktacular IV Bonus: Tim JacobusDeef and Timmy sit down for a spell with Tim Jacobus, the illustrator behind all of the iconic covers of RL Stine's children's horror series, Goosebumps! No tricks up our sleeves here, this guy was a real treat!2023-10-2742 min
Plussin' and Cussin'Halloween Spooktacular IV: GoosebumpsFor our FOURTH (wow) Halloween Spooktacular, we're covering the new Goosebumps series on Disney Plus. Gonna come right out and say that I thought this was going to be a garbage fire, but it turns out this thing is kinda good? Also Deefy and Timmy Boo talk about their past with the iconic book series, and drop a teaser for a special guest. 2023-10-271h 13
Plussin' and Cussin'A Spoonful of Malort Helps the Cialis Go Down: Mary Poppins IVClick-Click, Boom! Time to blow on in to Number 7, Cherry Tree Lane and get a load of this Banks family! That's right, Deefy's finally finished talking about PL Travers so we can watch the movie and talk about it in classic PnC fashion! We've got movie trivia, boner pills, dem Island Boys, and Saliva on the docket for discourse! Hope you love to laugh, cause this tea party's happening up in the rafters! You ever hear the one about the guy with a wooden leg named Smith?2023-10-252h 46
Plussin' and Cussin'Mary Poppin' Daddies: Mary Poppins IIIThe breaking winds of change are blowin' in, which means trouble's a brewin,' and we're about to begin.. to actually start watching Mary Poppins. But first we'll finish hammering out the details of Pamela Travers's strange life, just like Walt managed to hammer her inexhaustible will down to a nub in time to finish making this movie. Find out how with Timiny and Deef Van Dyke!2023-10-171h 17
Plussin' and Cussin'Every Dick Has His Bob, Just Like Every Hammerstein Has His Rog: Mary Poppins IIHere come Dick and Bob, Here come Dick and Bob, right down Dick and Bob Lane! (Okay not that funny or clever but I've had it stuck in my head ever since Deefy sang it at the end of the last episode). We're talking about Robert and Richard Sherman, the musical powerhouse who were Disney's unseen but much-heard musical engine during the Sixties. Since Mary Poppins is arguably their best work, we're gonna get to know these guys a bit. If you didn't prepay for your tickets, it's just tuppence at the door!2023-10-0930 min
Plussin' and Cussin'The Elusive and Insufferable Ms Travers: Mary Poppins IWe begin our exhaustive coverage on the world's greatest emotionally withholding nanny by examining her problematic creator, an enigma of a woman who would end up calling herself Pamela Travers. You're gonna need more than a spoonful of sugar to wash the medicine down, 'cause this lady's a real pill.2023-10-041h 22
Plussin' and Cussin'Pussin' and Cussin': The Three Lives of ThomasinaHaloo my bonnie bairns, and have we got a cracklin' yarn for ye today! Last year was for the dogs, but this year the cats come out to play! We're kicking off 2023's Pussin' and Cussin' series with a Scottish banger from 1963: The Three Lives of Thomasina. Now that I think about it, they really should've used a Scottish Fold for the cat.. Anyways, this episode gets a little loose in the cage after awhile, and meanders a bit, but that's just Timmy and Deef enjoyin' the beautifol Scottish weather! [Preemptive further apologies to the Romani peoples are probably...2023-08-182h 25
Plussin' and Cussin'Warts and All: Sword in the Stone IIHope you showed up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, because it's time for some sexy squirrels! TH Half-White and Archimedeez-Nuts return to give you a walkthrough of 1963's Sword in the Stone. We're covering time travelling, shape-shifting wizards, and egregious voice-cracking displays of puberty. So let's get a grip on that hilt and give it 'ell!2023-07-151h 42
Plussin' and Cussin'A Deef Dive: Sword in the Stone IGrab your snorkels and O2 tanks and get your Logitech controllers ready, cause we're goin' on a good ol' fashioned Deef Dive behind the scenes of Disney's 1963 romp through medieval England, The Sword in the Stone! This ep focuses on TH White (the writer of the source material), and the writers, animators, and musicians who brought the magic together. Part 2 will focus on our coverage of the movie itself.2023-07-041h 04
Plussin' and Cussin'Deefalumps and Q-zels: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh IIHalloooooo out there to all you Pooh-heads in your XXXL Pooh pajama pants! (And by the way, you really shouldn't smoke indoors). Today we get to the big stuff-and-fluff bottom of a tale of a bear of very little brain and all his dumb animal friends. We bust out the honey and condensed milk and jump headlong into the Hundred Acre Woods of Disney's sixties-era adaptations. So grab yourself a "little something" and hunker down, cause it's gonna be a blustery one!2023-06-211h 35
Plussin' and Cussin'Show Me Yer Haboobs: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh ITo all you faithful plussers and cussers who've been grinning and BEARing it for the past few episodes, we thank you. But your wait for audio that is actually BEARable to listen to is finally over. That's right, Timmy the Q talked to somebody smarter and we've finally got Deefy coming through in dulcet tones on his own mic out of his own Lubbock masturbatorium, as opposed to squeaking out of a tinny phone speaker. Deefy unveils his new Lubbock-based podcast, "Show Me Yer Haboobs," and we do a little history lesson on A.A. Milne, his literary love...2023-06-1639 min
Plussin' and Cussin'Bear-BnB: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey IIFor the conclusion of our series on Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, we dig into this opportunistic piece of crap and see it through to its (very short) credit sequence. Seriously, this movie was made by like thirteen people. Doesn't mean I hate it any less. But that's a little bit impressive. Also, Deefy mentions the company who made the masks for Pooh and Piglet. They also deserve some props. Our coverage of the movie is perhaps even lazier than the movie itself, but here it is folks..2023-05-311h 06
Plussin' and Cussin'Deep In The Puss: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey IIt's 2023 and the copyright on everybody's favorite silly old bear has expired, hurtling him into the public domain like the time Christopher Robin uncorked his fat ass from Rabbit's doorway. What better way to commemorate this momentous occasion than watching a lazy, low-budget slasher set in the Hundred Acre Wood? How could this abomination be allowed to see the light of day? Deefy gives us a good ol' fashioned PnC deep dive into copyright law and Disney's diligent efforts to protect all of its IP's to the ends of the Earf.2023-05-2742 min
Plussin' and Cussin'Diz News, Dat News 5/23/23: The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Meatball DeefDid you know you can't spell "down" without DOW? Tune into our Disney news segment for this and other pearls of financial wisdom. Tonight: Disney cancels a billion dollar development deal in Orlando, and everybody's got their theories as to why. Also, more layoffs at Disney, and some clarification on the Parental Rights in Education Bill a.k.a the Don't Say Gay Bill2023-05-2428 min
Plussin' and Cussin'Let's Yap with Schlapp: Walt's Disenchanted KingdomWe make our way into the focal point of our season 3 debut, a right-wing documentary created by the Catholic League called Walt's Disenchanted Kingdom. Most of the time, I would encourage you to watch the source material that we're covering. This is not one of those times. I will spend the rest of my life atoning for the two dollars that I paid to rent this diabolical piece of shit. 2023-05-231h 06
Plussin' and Cussin'Diz News, Dat News 4/15/23: The Man from LubbockThey tried to keep us apart, but we found our way back to the virtual masturbatorium known as the Internet to bring you season 3 of Plussin' and Cussin'! Just a little disclaimer: Deefy's a little different since he moved to Lubbock. You'll see.. Also, we dive into the political and literal swamps of Florida to sort out what the hell's been going on between Disney and ol' Meatball Ron. Welcome back!2023-05-1551 min
Plussin' and Cussin'"Go Shoot Your Brother": Savage SamKevin Corcoran joins Tim Q Mouse to hammer out another installment of Little Mouse on the Airie AND round out the saga of the Coates family and their canine companions. You've heard of dogs wrangling with rabies, but dogs wrangling with.. Native Americans? I'm sure that Walt Disney's 1963 Western will take a fair and balanced look at frontier life in all of its nuances. So send your squaw to fetch some firewood, stuff one cheek full o' chaw and chomp down on some mule jerky, cause it's about to get Savage in here!2023-01-252h 17Plussin' and Cussin'With Apologies to the Romani Peoples: Babes in Toyland (2022 Finale Pt III)It's got Toyland in the name, but we ain't playin' around! For our final recording session in the stooge, long time listener/long time lurker Jack Spratarie joins the boys (aka Deef Be Nimble, Deef Be Quick and Little Boy Blown) for an exhaustive (and exhausting) tour of Mother Goose's village and its surrounding metro area. Colors! Schemes! Math! Mimes! Sheep! Choreography! And apparently something about Christmas somewhere in here? Tune in for Deefy's last in person episode!2023-01-111h 29Plussin' and Cussin'Diz News, Dat News 12/27/22: Season's Bleedings (2022 Finale Pt II)We begin our last session in the Masturbatorium with special guest/long time lurker/first time caller Natarie Braulick. Some announcements regarding the future of our ignoble endeavor, and a lengthy and harrowing account of what Deefy left behind in a Schertz, TX, Valero for the carnies to clean up. Also, we touch briefly on two holiday programs that we DIDN'T cover: The Santa Clauses and The Hip Hop Nutcracker. 2023-01-081h 07Plussin' and Cussin'Diz News, Dat News 11/24/22: Takin' a Crapek (2022 Finale Pt I)Long overdue, but big things are happening in the houses of Mouse and Deef. This here's our Thanksgiving DizDat where we dish out the stuffing and the gravy re: the changing of the Bobs and what exactly it takes for a middle class family to go to one of these astronomically priced parks in this foul year of our Lord. Folks, we're serving up the whole back end of PnC's 2022 in a walloping three-parter for your listening pleasure and leisure. Bon appedeef!2023-01-061h 14Plussin' and Cussin'Halloween Spooktacular III, Part II: Hocus Pocus 2Wouldst thou like to live.. Fergaliciously?? It's 2022, and the witches, the witches, the witches are back to vape kids and kill Mayor Forky. (He just wants a caramel apple, for Pete's sake!) We get kiddie witches, millennial wannabe witches, savvy Gen Z witches, and the Sanderson sisters guzzling lotion in a Walgreens. Find out whether this relic from 1993 was worth digging up and reanimating on part two (boo?) of our Halloween Spooktacular! Power up your Rhoombas, cause it's about to get salty!2022-10-311h 05Plussin' and Cussin'Halloween Spooktacular III, Part I: Hocus PocusGrab your candy bags and hop on your Hoovers for a spooky flight to Salem, Massachusetts circa 1993, with your hosts Billy Bonerson and Thackery Deefs! We're gonna dig up and dissect your beloved Hallow's Eve favorite, Hocus Pocus! What happens when you turn three of the most talented actresses of the times into spooky three stooges? You parade them on Katie Couric's Good Morning America, that's what you do. God bless Kathy Najimy.2022-10-281h 53Plussin' and Cussin'Diz News, Dat News 10/25/22: The Serengeti SplatThe PnC Crew fills you in on unruly children at the park, and the Puritanical censorship of newly-released season 3 of Bluey on Disney Plus. Also, stick around for Deefy's plan to go live at the library or something and the men's adventure at the indoor waterpark. Up next: Hocus Pocus.2022-10-2626 minPlussin' and Cussin'Muffy's Puffy Muff: The Incredible Journey (and Homeward Bound)Are you getting as dogged by the Dog Days of 2022 as we are? Timmy Q and Thunderbutt 2600 embark on a remarkable escapade of sorts, mashing up two extraordinary outings into one voluminous voyage for your listening pleasure. That is, if watching some cute animals running from point A to point B is your idea of a good time. That's right, we're doing 1963's The Incredible Journey, the precursor to 1993's Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (which we're pretty much covering in its entirety as well.) So hunker down and let these animals do the walkin' while we do the...2022-10-031h 52Plussin' and Cussin'"We Got All Kinds of Glop": The Parent TrapLet's get together (yeah, yeah, yeah) for the most famous Haley Mills vehicle of all time, 1961's The Parent Trap! This is the progenitor for the one-kid-playing-two-kids movie and Haley Mills is the proto-Michelle Tanner. We also get a hot mom and a Steve Zahn meets John Wayne dad rekindling their toxic relationship at the behest of a couple of manipulative, albeit mind-fucked teenagers. Find out about Susan the Duckster, Mills' doppelganger, and a couple of rites of passage that happen for Haley on set. How much does a sprawling ranch with hundreds of acres in Monterrey, CA, go...2022-09-271h 31Plussin' and Cussin'The Medieval Times VIP PassThis was supposed to be part one of our Parent Trap coverage, but it ends up being Deefy talking about the Run the Jewels and Dethklok concerts he went to in Philly and Tim Q Mouse telling Deefy about the South Park 25th Anniversary show at Red Rocks. I opted to cut out that part just because it didn't make for entertaining listening if you weren't in the room. Catch the whole thing on Paramount Plus if you want. Stay tuned for the Parent Trap on the upcoming episode.2022-09-1343 minPlussin' and Cussin'Wubba Lubba Flub Dub: The Absent-Minded ProfessorBRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGG!!! Class is in session for a couple of daft pupils! That's right, it's your boys Tim Q and Deefy boldly going where tons of people have gone before. Namely, a mediocre movie from 1961, The Absent-Minded Professor! If you've been needing that sweet sweet Tommy Kirk fix, look no further. Because guess what? He's in this! So's the saggier-faced analog of Andy Griffith, the lovable (maybe just likeable?) Fred McMurray! It's not Robin Williams, but this is the origin of the 1998 remake of Flubber. It's... fine. I guess. But who better to lead you through a sea of mediocre...2022-08-301h 33Plussin' and Cussin'A Dalmatian Infestation: 101 Dalmatians III"They're warm. They're wet. Just suck!" Perdeefa and Q-ella get all sooty in the conclusion to 1960's stylish masterpiece this week! Meet Disney's first fully fleshed out (if relatively emaciated) lady villain, Cruella DeVille and her henchmen Horace and Jasper, a.k.a. Guy Ritchie's Wet Bandits. Dodie will school us on how to punch a dog just right, and we'll learn where Rob Zombie got his inspiration for Dragula when Cruella gets behind the wheel. Grab a bag of Canine Crunchies and get ready to chow down on this tasty 'sode!2022-08-131h 04Plussin' and Cussin'UBBLE GUY!We continue our coverage of 1960's 101 Dalmatians with one of Deefy's deep dives into the artists who made this banger really hit the spot! Find out about Ken Anderson, Bill Peet, and Ub Ikeman, and discover how Walt started a years long feud by handing Ub a napkin at a party. It's a production ep!2022-08-0643 minPlussin' and Cussin'Pongo-lygamy: 101 Dalmatians IOk, so we're not the best at staying on a schedule, but we've missed all you Plussers and Cussers out there, so here's the first installment of our three part series on Disney's first animated feature of the swingin' Sixties, 101 Dalmatians! Some lady named Dodie wrote a book about some dogs who like snacks and a lady who likes pepper. It's.. fine. But hubba-hubba, homina-homina, wait till you get to the Pongos and their spicy liver-spotted unicorn, Perdita! Doggie thrupple? Don't mind if I do, AWOOOOOO! Lest you'd forgotten, its the Dog Days of 2022!2022-08-0154 min
Plussin' and Cussin'Poly-plegia/Fall-yanna: Polyanna IIHoooooo mannn.. It's been awhile! I had forgotten everything in this episode, but if anyone still gives a shit, it's worth a listen! So do it. Listen. Even if we don't deserve it, Haley Mills does. Also, Deefy talks about how he might need to add a hims subscription to his Lexapro regimen. Fun stuff!2022-06-281h 31Plussin' and Cussin'Haley Mills Vs. The Tax-Happy British Crown: Polyanna ILet's play the Glad Game! I'm glad that there's a new installment of Plussin' and Cussin' with your old pals Dr. Chill-Tim and Jimmy Deef! We're getting all hot and bothered in our petticoats over the unveiling of Disney's darling of the 1960's- Haley Mills- in her Oscar-winning debut as the plucky and lovable Polyanna. And we're gonna have a Zach Morris time-out to find out why Bayside High owes their existence to her. BRRRIIINNGGG!!!!2022-05-2344 minPlussin' and Cussin'The Wishing Song - The Podcast: Darby O'Gill and the Little People IIWe put the come hither on ye last week with part one of Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Now take a load off as we polish off the poteen, ensnare an immortal in a burlap sack, and try our hand at the early twentieth century version of Irish rap battling. Not gonna lie folks; at some point or another in this episode, the spirits take over and take the wheel, and I'm not talking about leprechauns or banshees!2022-05-1046 minPlussin' and Cussin'Crazy Old Maurice, The Movie: Darby O'Gill and the Little People IHar T-tar, T-Tar! Come me lovelies and join Timmy O'Husseinegan and Deefy O'Gill of the Little Penis as we pin on our clovers and kiss our blarney stones for our St. Patty's Day Special (only two months late) of Disney's Darby O'Gill and the Little People! We swap out Malort for Irish Whiskey and talk about how Walt Disney thought that he could convince viewers that he actually recorded a bunch of real life leprechauns for this film. Looking at the citizens of Florida, he might not have been too far off the mark! Bonus content: a little Diz...2022-05-041h 01Plussin' and Cussin'Shagadelic, Baby, Yeah! w/ CodyWe dust the fleas off and whip out our red rockets for this next installation in PnC's Dog Days of 2022 with friend of the show and registered poonhound Cody McCafferty! It's time to slobber over Annette Funicello and some hot French chick (unless you're IRL Tommy Kirk) in 1959's Cold War comedy, The Shaggy Dog! It's that one scene in Mrs. Doubtfire but with a dog, kind of! 2022-04-271h 46Plussin' and Cussin'From Software Presents: The Sword of Troof: Sleeping Beauty IIHoard your runes close to your chest and don't stray too far from that last site of grace, because it's about to get downright Maleficent up in this bitch. Tim Q Mouse has been playing too much Elden Ring and it's coloring his perception of everything. Deefy has been drinking Malort and smoking weed, so business as usual. Here's the part where we watch the movie. What kind of PnC episode would it be if Deefy didn't have an emotional breakthrough about Maleficent reminding him of his withholding late grandmother? I swear, I need to start charging this motherfucker...2022-04-0556 minPlussin' and Cussin'Bippity Boppity Redo: Sleeping Beauty IRise and shine all you sleepyheads! It's time to wipe that muck out of your eyes and get ready for a heapin' helpin' of history as we get into the origins of Disney's 1959 visual masterpiece, Sleeping Beauty. Deefy settles into the hot seat for the PnC duo's first heavy hitter recording within the House of Mouse. 2022-04-0543 minPlussin' and Cussin'Fess Parker's Jammy Pinot Noir: Little Mouse on the Airie I: Old YellerWe've been foaming at the mouth to get this one out! Plussin' and Cussin' presents a Deefless and whiskey-fueled romp through the wild Texas frontier of Santa Clarita, California with Kentucky's native son, Kevin Corcoran. We bare our canine incisors and rip into the meaty flesh of a film that traumatized an entire generation of Boomers, 1957's Old Yeller. Let's get grit and grime smeared all over our feral faces as we discover what you call a group of pigs and why Jesus Christ hated them so much, as well as why you should maybe reconsider going into a...2022-03-241h 54Plussin' and Cussin'"Hey Mister, Don't You Touch My Tomatoes": 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea IIStrap on your snorkels and slap on some powd,' cause the buoys of PnC are about to flood your basements! The high seas (or low seas?) await this motley crew of a slightly senile French academic, his sycophantic (but cute as a button) sidekick, and a problematic alpha male harpooner who can't get enough poon. They end up on a boat what can go UNDER the water, captained by a guy who played a charismatic pedophile in another movie and his crew of cult followers. What could possibly go wrong? If you want to find out then just...2022-03-141h 36Plussin' and Cussin'Lin Manuel Miranda's Dookie: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea IAvast, me hearties! Be that whale cum in yer flagon? Take the plunge with Captain Timo and Coral Reefy as we dive deep on the origins of the acclaimed 1954 mariner's yarn, 20,000opp00p0 Leagues Under the Sea! Maybe we'll learn a little French along the way!2022-03-0846 minPlussin' and Cussin'The Bark Bus: Lady and the Tramp IIHop aboard the Bark Bus with Tim Dear and Deefy Darling as we watch and learn all things canine in the second installment of our coverage of 1955's Lady and the Tramp. How long could one keep a live puppy in a hatbox? How is there a New York City alleyway outside of an Italian restaurant in Missouri? What was it that Trusty's grandpappy Old Reliable actually used to say? We follow our noses like a couple of bloodhounds to get to the bottom of this question, and many more! And in true canine spirit, we might even sniff...2022-02-081h 41Plussin' and Cussin'Happy Dan, The Cynical Dog: Lady and the Tramp IWe begin the PnC's Dog Days of Winter series with a lil peek into the origins of 1955's Lady and the Tramp. But first, Tim and Deefy catch up on what's been going on in the downtime. Hear about Timmy's adventures in Vegas and having Covid (don't worry, it was just wimpy little Omicron). We also talk a bit about Encanto. I'm gonna be honest here: only about fifteen minutes of this podcast really has anything to do with Lady and the Tramp. If you're a history purist, skip to about the 30 minute mark. Welcome to Plussin' and Cussin's...2022-01-3145 minPlussin' and Cussin'The Wet, Sticky Bandits: Home Sweet Home AloneLook what we did, you little jerks! It's Plussin' and Cussin's second annual Christmas bash. This year we're doing the newest addition to the Home Alone franchise, starring the fat little British kid from JoJo Rabbit, the funny guy from Twitter, and the College Humor chick who wants to give you the driest blowjob ever. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.2021-12-242h 21Plussin' and Cussin'"Pray to All of the Saints for Those Poor Gringos": Davy Crockett IITime for a deep dive into the foul year of our Lord, 1955! Walt hates commies and needs to make a movie about a red-blooded, hard-nosed and hard-dicked American. Enter Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier! This is one of America's first rock stars, and an illustration of what happens when one man's legend becomes bigger than the man during his own lifetime. We swim around with crocodiles, grin down some 'bars and 'wrastle 'em into table meat, and get into some grisly (and rather disappointing) truths about the Alamo. 2021-11-301h 09Plussin' and Cussin'Deefy Crockett, King of [REDACTED] Street: Davy Crockett IOn a very San Antonio-centric episode, we talk about the man, the myth, the legend: Davy Crockett. Find out how one of Texas's patron saints made his bones killin' 'bars and slingin' tales about killin' 'bars all the way to Washington and beyond. Put on your coon-skin caps buckaroos! (Sold at Alamo gift shop for $18.95 USD).2021-11-3048 minPlussin' and Cussin'Halloween Spooktacular II: Muppets Haunted MansionStrap yourselves into your Doom Buggies, cause it's time to go on a spooky ride.. that's a movie.. that's based on a ride.. that's sixty years old. Sounds like a great idea! Deefy prattles on about his love for the Haunted Mansion while Timmy pines for the days of higher quality Muppet content. Yes, all the stars are here! Arnett! Sajak! Bargain Bin-Manuel Miranda! Find out how Iron Maiden broke Deefy's fridge, and why Timothy Boo Mouse thinks king prawn should be forever stricken from the Muppet menu. We're gonna be a couple of real Statler and Waldorfs today...2021-10-311h 17Plussin' and Cussin'Hook's as Bad as Your Dad When He's Mad: Peter Pan IIISet your engines for the second star to the right and straight on till morning! Here's the part where we cut to the chase and talk about the actual movie. Take our respective hands; we're off to Never Never Land2021-10-191h 13Plussin' and Cussin'The Little Bobby Driscoll One-Act: Peter Pan IIThis here's the part where we talk about the MAKING OF stuff, for all you film buffs out there. We talk about the heads that came together to make PP, and then get into the short, sad tale of the actor who portrayed Peter Pan. He's essentially one of the first children that Hollywood chewed up and spit out as a ruined husk. THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS2021-10-1929 minPlussin' and Cussin'Scottish Verne Troyer: Peter Pan IWe're starting a four part series on a sociopathic little fairy boy with all of his baby teeth who took the world by storm in the early Twentieth Century by doing a little digging into the strange little man who created him. Trying a little something different here, this is the first part of our Peter Pan series, focused exclusively on JM Barrie and his stories that gave birth to Disney's masterpiece nearly a half century later.2021-10-0540 minPlussin' and Cussin'Pool Full O' Spaghetti: Jungle CruiseWhat could this title mean? Do the Plussers/Cucksters reenact that scene from Patch Adams where that old lady's dying wish is to enter a pool full of noodles, a wish which the titular Patch later fulfills? Or is it just a couple of seasoned journalists watching 2021's Jungle Cruise in a kiddie pool in one Deefy 2600's driveway, one of whom chooses spaghetti as his maritime snack? Can Disney turn a theme park ride from 1955 into a passable movie? And will Robin Williams factor into future episodes sooner than you might think? Much like DwayneTheRockJohnson, we will be...2021-09-2055 min
Plussin' and Cussin'"Off With His Notes!": Alice in Wonderland @ Brick w/ MJOn a golden afternoon that bled into the wee hours, we recorded an episode of the podcast at Brick in the Blue Star with our friend Michael Julian. Things go from curious to curiouser as we cover Lewis Carroll, aka the Michael Jackson of the Victorian era, and delve into why Alice in Wonderland is so synonymous with tripping balls. Come down the rabbit hole with us, and don't forget to bring your notes! Remember what the dormouse said, cause we got too drunk and forgot :(2021-07-071h 41Plussin' and Cussin'Song of the Mouth, Part 1: Song of the SouthHey, remember Splash Mountain, guys?? They say the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, and-for better or worse-we decided to cover 1946's problematic film, Song of the South. We're gonna talk about Georgia's own red-headed stepchild, Joel Chandler Harris, and his dissemination of the beloved Uncle Remus tales. Let's go hang out on a plantation that looks like Candyland from Django Unchained! That'll be super chill and fun, right?? The neighbor kids want their dog back so they can drown it!! Zippidy Doo Dah!!2021-06-081h 47Plussin' and Cussin'Bippity Boppity Wu (Part 2): Wendy Wu: Homecoming WarriorJoin the Deef Troop this week as Deefy and Alexis cover 2006's Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior. Bust out your hip huggers and spaghetti straps and get ready to chow down on some banh mi (not Chinese at all) and moon cakes (which may or may not have unethically sourced shark fins in them?) Hunky monks and goosebumps, cross-dressing stuntmen and Macaulay Culkin! PM us for your WWWWD (What Would Wendy Wu Do) bracelets!
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Plussin' and Cussin'Bippity Boppity Wu (Part 1): CinderellaSometimes you make a kickass episode and everything goes smoothly and you publish it a week later in a pretty little package. And then sometimes, your partner in pod forgets to switch the mic input and the whole episode gets recorded on a tinny laptop speaker. And then you end up in the hospital for a week for-STILL-unknown reasons.
Well, you know who else had to endure hardship? Cinderella. This plucky young lady gets shat on and abused by the world at every turn, but we see that divine right triumphs over domestic slavery in the end...2021-05-112h 07Plussin' and Cussin'Do, A Deer, A Male Deer (Part 2): The Sound of MusicThe Masturbatorium is aliiiive, with the Sound of Muuuuuusiiiiiic... This episode was supposed to commemorate the life (and passing) of Christopher Plummer, God rest his beautiful Canadian soul, AANND coincide with the anniversary of the release of Rodgers and Hammersteins' beloved opus, but Timmy Q Mouse had a rough one trying to edit this monster. Tune in for three hours of nuns and nazis, baronesses and bike boys, puberty and puppets, a whole lotta singing and whole lotta stanning for Julie Andrews, in spite of her having the stupidest haircut of all time in this flick. So long, farewell, a...2021-04-162h 59Plussin' and Cussin'Do, A Deer, A Male Deer (Part 1): BambiAfter a three month hiatus, Plussin' and Cussin' returns to the masturbatorium to begin season 2 of our illustrious endeavor. We dust off the rust of the winter like a couple of woodland critters coming out of hibernation. (What's that white stuff??) Join us as we take a look at the flawed masterpiece that rounds out the end of Disney's Golden Age. Let's learn to walk, go through puberty, and get twitterpated!2021-03-021h 41Plussin' and Cussin'A Taylor Family Christmas (Part 1): The Santa ClauseDeef Troop's own Alexis Lindisney joins us for our Christmas special and season finale. We bust out the Malort spritzers and the bah humbugs as we travel back to a time when Tim Allen was the king of America, but apparently a real dick to his makeup artists. Fat suits, homoerotic elves with mullets and jetpacks, and reindeer farts abound. We also divulge how and when Christmas was first ruined for us. Hop aboard the sleigh and let us ruin it for you! And, oh yeah. . . Merry Christmas!2020-12-261h 47Plussin' and Cussin'1941 (Part 3): Disney Goes to WarOn the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, we're dropping the finale of our series on Disney's most hectic year yet. We cover Pearl Harbor (of all things), the proper abbreviation for jalapenos, and three of Disney's propaganda films for Uncle Sam. You'll also gather a bit of insight on dakimakura pillows (don't google it). Join us as we Heil! *pfft* Heil! *pfft* right in der fuehrer's face!2020-12-081h 41Plussin' and Cussin'1941 (Part 2): DumboYou think you've seen everything, but have you ever seen an elephant fly? We march forth diligently into part 2 of our 1941 series. This time, we're going to fall in love with a baby elephant, then proceed to watch him get abused for an entire movie. Real tearjerker stuff. Especially for crybaby Deefy. So let's drink some champagne tainted water and trip balls. 2020-12-012h 03Plussin' and Cussin'Plussin' and Cussin' presents: Deef Troop (episode 2: My Date with the President Daughter)Are you tired of politics? Well, that's too damn bad. Alexis and Deefy dig a little too deep into a steamy pile of nonsense from the golden age of presidential scandals. That will Fridele is so hot right now. here it is, just in time for thanksgiving. The Deef Troop (not so proudly) presents: My date with the president's daughter!2020-11-241h 38Plussin' and Cussin'1941 (Part 1): The Reluctant DragonWe plunge into Disney's most tumultuous year thus far. A propaganda piece showcasing a bumbling hornball trying to bust a nut and make a dollar at Disney's palatial Burbank studios segways into the infamous strike that changed Walt Disney forever. Goofy as a gaucho. Racist topless centaurs. The return of the Tipple. Tim reveals the origins of his name. This is the Fellowship of the Ring ep of the trilogy that is Plussin' and Cussin's 1941 series.2020-11-172h 02Plussin' and Cussin'(Post) Halloween Spooktacular: Escape to Witch MountainStrings! and Screens! and (high AF)Bears! Oh my!!
This not at all spooky lil' gem from 1975 features two adorable little kids (or one adorable kid and one who should've been lift in the oven a little longer, depending on who you ask) as they try to evade their captors on their way to Witch Mountain. NO WITCHES WERE INVOLVED.
This one should've been published earlier, but my dog literally ate the charger to my means of publication. So go out and kick your local dog, support your local Wireless Depot that sells universal laptop c...2020-11-042h 13Plussin' and Cussin'Plussin' and Cussin' presents: Deef Troop (episode 1: Z-O-M-B-I-E-S)Here's a little something new for your weekly aural pleasure fix. We liked havin' Alexis around so much we decided to let her stay forever. Welcome to the first-ever installment of Deef Troop. Deef Troop is our new bi-weekly romp through some of the sillier bullshit Disney execs ever signed off on Starring Alexis Lindisney and Deefy 2600. We want to give the classics the deep dirty dives and full drunken research they deserve but that shit takes time. You jabronies just take and take and as luck would have it, we're here to give it to ya. This week...2020-10-281h 29Plussin' and Cussin'FannahMontasia (Part 2) with Alexis LindseyWhat do you get when you combine a vapid Disney pop doll with a half-baked hick who's got peanut butter stuck to the roof of her mouth? YOU GET THE BEEEESSST OF BOTH WOOORRLDS!! Hannah Montana superfan Alexis Lindsey joins us on this twisted descent into the bowels of one of Disney's first teeny bopper harlots-I mean, starlets: the bombastic Miley Cyrus. Borne from the moist and eager loins of Michael Poryes and everyone's favorite achey-brakey homunculus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah/Miley took the teenage demographic of the early 2000's by storm. Come take the ride with us. Or...2020-10-212h 28Plussin' and Cussin'FannahMontasia (Part 1)Racist flora and fauna! Mass extinction! Sentient lines! The sexiest of centaurs, ostriches, and hippos! All opening up for the headliner, SATAN!!! Join us as we pay tribute to Bacchus in a substance-fueled dig into Disney's musical masterpiece from 1940.
Sidenote: Okay, we promise this is the last time the audio sounds this bad, and we do get our mic setup under control the following week. But, there's the obligatory disclaimer. We're still puppies.2020-10-081h 37Plussin' and Cussin'The Real Boy Meets World (Part 2)Boy, World. World, Boy. You guys are gonna be fast friends. We embark on the saga of Corey Matthews, a precocious and fiery little cut-up who we watch come of age. And come again, and again, and again. Especially once season 2 Topanga shows up. The only thing kinkier than this kids hair is his parents sex life. Join us for Boy Meets World!
Little disclaimer: sound quality dips in this episode. but stick with us while we iron out the KINKS2020-09-301h 09Plussin' and Cussin'The Real Boy Meets World (Part 1)This week we dive into the belly of the beast, take bites outta onions, and crush our pesky consciences with a wooden mallet. Why's that? Cause there are no strings on us, motherfuckers. We join everyone's favorite little wooden boytoy and his obnoxious insect familiar on their escapades through Tuscany's seedy underbelly. It's Pinocchio time.2020-09-221h 55Plussin' and Cussin'The Proud Family Robinson (Part Only)We dive into the waters of the . . I dunno, some eastern body of water. It's two old-ass Disney movies and they both suck. Welcome to our sophomore slump, bitches.2020-09-151h 34Plussin' and Cussin'Snow White and the Wizards of Waverly PlaceFor our debut episode, we introduce our merry selves, outline our mission for the show, and delve deep into the bowels of the first animated feature under the dome of the House of Mouse. Oh and then we talk about Wizards of Waverly place, I guess.2020-09-081h 55