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The Next EpisodeEpisode 239: Requiem For A MaestroThis is the first episode of our new Van Halen podcast, FAIR WARNING. Jared Britt, Chris Pfeifle, and Augie Pagan bring you an in depth look at the history and shenanigans of America's greatest rock 'n roll band, Van Halen. This episode, we just play a few songs and share some Eddie stories. Rest In Power EVH.2020-10-211h 54
Episodes - ..Episode 277: Ride the Lightning (01:31:05)Our good pal Troy joins us again in studio but this time, instead of tearing apart the latest Star Wars debacle we celebrate Metallica’s SECOND ALBUM, “ Ride the Lighting.” No surprises here, it’s a crusher!2019-09-0300 minEpisodes - ..Episode 276: Siamese Dream with Steve'oWe got Steve in the studio with us talking about The Smashing Pumpkins SECOND ALBUM “ Siamese Dream.” Of course there are laughs and to quote Steve, “ …it, it is a good album.” Boom!2019-08-2000 minEpisodes - ..Episode 275: What's the Story Morning Glory (01:41:16)On this episode Jared and I talk about Oasis’ SECOND ALBUM “ What’s the Story Morning Glory.” This record blew up all over the world, and I cannot image you don’t know at least a couple of these tunes.2019-07-3000 minEpisodes - ..Episode 274: Paranoid (01:22:28)On this episode we talk about Black Sabbath's SECOND ALBUM "Paranoid." No spoiler here, it's a killer and holds an important foothold when climbing the mountain of music.2019-07-1616 minEpisodes - ..Episode 273: Cure for Pain (01:34:35)On this episode our friend Jason joins us to talk about Morphine’s SECOND ALBUM “Cure for Pain.” We also talk a bit about our N.Y. trip and some other sh!t.2019-07-1000 minEpisodes - ..Episode 272: Regatta de Blanc (01:31:50)This week we are talking about The Police, possibly the best trio ever, and their SECOND ALBUM, “Regatta de Blanc”. We love this album and chances are you love this album.2019-07-0100 minEpisodes - ..Episode 271: Like a Virgin (01:32:36)This week Jared and I are talking about Madonna’s SECOND ALBUM, “Like a Virgin.” How lewd….2019-06-1300 minEpisodes - ..Episode 270: Desire (01:14:35)This week our SECOND ALBUM is anything but weak, “DESIRE” by Pharoahe Monch!2019-06-0400 minEpisodes - ..Episode 269: You're Living All Over Me (01:34:10)We have an excellent guest with us on this episode to talk about Dinosaur Jr.’s SECOND ALBUM “ You’re Living All Over Me.” Give Brent a warm welcome by following his podcast Solving Sounds and I assure you that you’ll walk away with a rare and entertaining insight into how musicians approach their music.Thanks for sitting in with us, Brent, we had a blast!2019-05-1400 minEpisodes - ..Episode 268: Axis Bold as Love (01:08:52)A killer of a Second Album right here with Axis Bold as Love! Best three piece ever?? Who’s got the original master tapes after Jimi left them in the taxi? These questions and more when you roll this episode.2019-05-0200 minEpisodes - ..Episode 267: Origin of Symmetry (01:30:44)On this episode Dave calls “Origin of Symmetry” from MUSE. It’s a strong sophomore album from a band that crushes it live! Thanks for sitting in with us, Dave!2019-04-2500 minEpisodes - ..Episode 266: Doolittle...with Chuck (01:34:12)To continue Second Album talk, Chuck joins us and calls 1989s’ Doolittle by the Pixies. We have a great time listening to this album and laughing with Chuck.2019-04-1600 minEpisodes - ..Episode 265: Dirt (01:38:40)On this episode we talk about DIRT, the Second Album from Alice in Chain. It’s great, you know it, we know it! We also hit a Threat Assessment and talk about Saltines, so, there’s that.2019-03-1316 minEpisodes - ..Episode 264: Post (01:11:14)On this episode we find I’m getting E-blackmailed, that El Salvador was awesome and what’s going through Bjork’s head when she falls in ….Love?Our Second Album Selection for this week is Bjork’s “POST” and its a killer. Enjoy!2019-02-2700 minEpisodes - ..Episode 263: Nothing's Shocking (01:09:45)This week we break down Jane’s Addiction, Nothing’s Shocking! Sooooo Guuuuuud.It’s a bass driving, tom thundering, banshee screaming, guitar ripping sexy assortment of excellent tunes. You know it, we know it now get to listening!2019-02-2016 minEpisodes - ..Episode 262: The Bends (01:19:05)It’s a new year and a new moto is in order. “ Step your game up!” -inspired by Tracy HansenWe are also kicking off the year with a theme for our next bunch of episodes, God Damnit! GREAT SECOND ALBUMS!… and on this weeks episode we talk about and listen too The Bends by Radiohead.2019-02-1216 minEpisodes - ..Episode 261: Rambo-Hood (01:04:35)We start this episode with a movie theory, Jared coins a phrase and we tease a bit about next year on this years last podcast.2019-02-0516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 260: Dutch Treat (52:31)On this Episode we talk about my travels to Holland, the apostle Paul probably being a jerk and etiquette after a plane crash.2019-02-0516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 259: Augie (01:31:12)Augie sits in with us on this episode. We talk comics, movies, music,… what else you want? He is a fantastic illustrator and a good friend. Thanks for coming in, Augie!2019-01-2416 minEpisodes - ..Episode 258: Big Shot (55:04)On this episode we talk about our bad bits, we talk THREAT ASSESSMENT and realize Billy Joel can vent.2019-01-1516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 257: The Big EZ (01:08:20)On this episode Jared went to New Orleans, I went to Taipei, we’re going to
New York and there are some bad kisses in movies. Enjoy!2019-01-0716 minEpisodes - ..Episode 256: Every Body Strut (01:02:15)On this Episode, Jared and I talk about Public Enemy, talk about movie
struts, Solo, seeing boobs on tv with your folks in the room and my trip to
the foot doctor. Enjoy!2018-12-2416 minEpisodes - ..Episode 255: Jammy JamOn this episode we learn Jared wears Jammy bottoms, fuck prison and what happens to Steve’os vagina if he had a large baby.2018-12-1216 minEpisodes - ..Episode 254: Rapper Kush (107:59)On this Episode we reflect on Van Haven, podcasting, the 70’s and roommates
past.2018-11-2716 minEpisodes - ..Episode 253: Here's to John Ritter (55:53)On this Episode we talk about seeing Cyndi and Rod in concert, we scheme a
bit about steve’o and we chat about blowing up a room (in the fun way) and
we become remorseful that the kids these days don’t know about John Ritter.2018-11-2116 minEpisodes - ..Episode 252: Pants on Fire (51:28)Well, on this episode the North West is burning, Vampires are lame and
Jared and I are not men’s men. GFYS.2018-11-1316 minEpisodes - ..Episode 251: Just Take it (53:08)On this episode we talk about the Documentary Hired Gun, the Sub Pop
anniversary, The Finger Guns, Pearl Jam, getting cut by doctors and Threat
ASSESSMENT! Put your Quarters Up!2018-10-1516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 250: Chicken Wing (52:21)On this episode we celebrate the 70’s, contemplate our Seahawks season and
realize Carrie was a mutant that Xaiver didn’t care about. Also…THREAT
ASSESSMENT!2018-10-1516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 249: Neighborhood Botch (54:40)On this episode Jared and I ponder the future of our friendship and the
safety of our neighborhood.2018-10-0116 minEpisodes - ..Episode 248: Racial Facial (57:41)On this episode we talk about stealing from 7-11, growing out a stash and
why Steve Vai’s double neck guitar bothers us. Then we end it with some
slander…but not really. Enjoy!2018-09-2416 minEpisodes - ..Episode 247: Widilly Widilly (56:52)Guitar solos, band bashing, porn on airplanes and buying fireworks. Then a
little THREAT ASSESSMENT!
Enjoy!2018-09-2016 minEpisodes - ..Episode 246: Corrie (01:42:59)Corrie joins us in the studio this episode! We talk about her growing up on
a farm, letting go of painting to embrace writing and of course, DUNE. She
also sits in on another round of Threat ASSESSMENT! We have been friends
for a long time and it was great to sit down together. Thank you, Corrie!2018-09-0416 minEpisodes - ..Episode 245: Delta One (54:00)On this episode Jared and I fight our way out of Karaoke, I saw superhero’s
in New York and Jared gets his DNA results back.2018-08-2116 minEpisodes - ..Episode 244: Miss Tessmacher (56:33)On this episode Jared goes to an island, we talk about going to prison and
agree Miss Tessmacher was legit!2018-08-1316 minEpisodes - ..Episode 243: Panderbilt (55:35)was traveling, the world has more threats to address and Jared and I will
be neighbors soon.2018-07-2316 minEpisodes - ..Episode 242: Clam Band (59:32)On this Episode Jared and Bergstrom talk a little South King County and a
lot about musical clams that made it into the final recordings from major
musicians. Songs we know with examples galore!2018-07-0916 minEpisodes - ..Episode 241: Berg and Britt (01:15:12)Guest host Steve Bergstrom sits in with Jared on this episode. They talk
music, recording, and what went into making the new Finger Guns record,
SASQUATCH. They made a god damn record and its tight!2018-07-0216 minEpisodes - ..Episode 240: How To... (55:35)Charlie opened Deep Sea Sugar and Salt.
This episode has a Threat ASSESSMENT and then we talk trash.2018-06-2616 minEpisodes - ..Episode 239: Peter Britt (01:01:14)Peter Britt joins us this week talking about what the Shriners do, giving
side eye while playing on stage and rowdy fishermen in the crowd. Thanks
for sitting in with us, Peter!2018-05-2916 minEpisodes - ..Episode 238: Hip Hop, Mahna Mahna (55:58)Once again it gets proven I cannot hang in a conversation about Hip Hop. We
talk a little Threat Assessment and Jared just loves seeing anyone play
Suge Knight.2018-05-2916 minEpisodes - ..Episode 237: Lance Mercer (01:19:43)Lance is a good friend and a great photographer. You have seen his work and now you get to hear his take on photography, travel and surviving cancer. Thanks for sitting in with us, Lance!2018-05-1016 minEpisodes - ..Episode 236: Carpet Bag'n (46:28)Well, on this episode the Britt’s go to Disney, pork fed shark is still a
great idea and we decide to bring men’s half shirts back this summer.2018-04-2516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 235: Bam Van (56:25)This week my work travel kicks in, my van gets wrecked and Jared has some
sh!t to say too.2018-04-1616 minEpisodes - ..Episode 234: Kick Bawl (54:50)Daniel and Johnny meet again, The Black Panther was pretty good and Jared
begins his obsession with Martin Mull. Thats the basics for this episode,
now listen in for the deets!2018-04-0316 minEpisodes - ..Episode 233: Karate Cup (01:03:23)FYIAHM! Jared and I go to the QOTSA show, I explain Good Will Hunting to
him, we improvised a Threat Assessment and Brian shot his jock strap across
the dojo. Enjoy!2018-03-1116 minEpisodes - ..Episode 232: Robuts (51:16)On this episode Jared and I talk a little Seagal, The Cure, Funky Monks and
an overflowing toilet. Enjoy!2018-03-0416 minEpisodes - ..Episode 231: Doin a Chip (55:11)Here we are talking about music festivals, Maker marketing, the Duluth
Trading co. and visual shows. Boom!2018-02-1916 minEpisodes - ..Episode 230: Last Jedi Review w/ Steve'o and Troy (01:09:41)We called it and it happened! Steve'o and Troy join Jared and me in the
studio this week to get into the nitty gritty of Star Wars the Last Jedi.
This was a fun episode to record! Thanks for sitting in with us you two!2018-01-2116 minEpisodes - ..Episode 229: Kaboom! (47:12)On this Episode Jared and I talk about things that go boom and the intense
pain of an ingrown toenail. Sure, there is other topics but why spoil it
here, Enjoy!2018-01-1716 minEpisodes - ..Episode CCXXVIII: ASS...ASS...IN (55:27)Roman numerals, not shooting a bear, assassination notification and THREAT
ASSESSMENT!
Get the Fu*k outta here.2018-01-0316 minEpisodes - ..Episode 227: Bad Dad (15:57)On this episode of Bad Dad, Margo and I talk a bit about X-mas, Margo's
automobile adventures, loosing teeth and B & E's. It's another good one so
listen in!2018-01-0316 minEpisodes - ..Episode 226: Fuel Drunk (54:21)Really, nothing else matters on this episode other than...THREAT
ASSESSMENT!
Still, I got a job and we talk building and Seahawks'n stuff.2017-12-2616 minEpisodes - ..Episode 225: Keep it in your Pants (51:35)Jared and I went together too see IT. So, we talk about that, Star Wars and
sexual harassment.2017-12-0216 minEpisodes - ..Episode 224: Hawk'n Shit (54:56)On this episode Jared and I talk about Steve'o leaving early from the
Seahawks game to look at porno, Jared has a musical project and I talk
about piss.2017-12-0216 minEpisodes - ..Episode 223: Drum Chums (56:33)This episode has Dave Britt sitting in as Co-Host! We talk a bit about
Stephen King messing with kids, literally. We also hit on visual art,
making music and where the two cross over. This episode has a great rhythm
but what else would you expect from two drummers. Enjoy!2017-11-2016 minEpisodes - ..Episode 222: The Pit and the... (53:09)This week we talk about the weather, Blade Runner and the trouble with
being a prophet. Jared rolls out a new segment called "Threat Assessment"
that makes me laugh a bunch. Check it out!2017-10-2716 minEpisodes - ..Episode 221: Ahh Ratz (55:48)Here we are talking about good parking karma, Blade Runner, Rats and bug
battles. When it's quiet sometimes you hear stuff. Enjoy!2017-10-1916 minEpisodes - ..Episode 220: Bad Dad (15:54)On this episode of Bad Dad, Margo and I talk about playing soccer, the
upcoming Star Wars movie and of course, Halloween! Margo even lets me guess
what her costume is going to be!2017-10-1916 minEpisodes - ..Episode 219: Matt the FourthMatt Brennnan IV sits in with us again. He sheds some light on his lineage,
talks painting and makes us laugh. Matt always has a few thangs in the
works including his band, Dry T-Shirt Contest's new album, comedy
fundraising at The Elks and glorious mash up paintings. Thanks for sitting
in, Matt!
Check out his Two Thangs site!2017-10-1016 minEpisodes - ..Episode 218: Uncle Greg (01:11:34)Greg Britt joins us in the studio this week. He is Jared's uncle and
brothers with Doug, a previous guest on this show. We talk about playing
music, drivings vans and growing up Britt. I really enjoyed this episode.
Thank you, Greg!
"The hardest thing is to keep going after you've been a fuck up."
-Uncle Greg2017-10-0416 minEpisodes - ..Episode 217: Claude Money (62:37)Dj Claude Money sits in with us on this episode and offers up some insight
on his style of moving a room. If you are in Boston check out Soulelujah.
We talk a lot of music on this one and celebrate a friend. We recorded this
one on Seth's boat out at sea. Pretty cool, right. Thanks Sean!2017-09-2816 minEpisodes - ..Episode 216: Ben (01:13:20)Ben sits in with us on this episode. We talk about Improv, hot tub tricks,
Top Gun and getting lyrics wrong. Thank you for making us laugh, Ben!2017-09-2216 minEpisodes - ..Episode 215: What's your Pleasure (58:04)On this episode Jared and I circle back around about Revelations, the
eclipse, and jumping on trampolines. Crazy Eddie moved onto Seth's dock,
Jared saw some movies and my niece is awesome!2017-09-1516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 214: Troy Loman (56:43)Troy, our buddy and the commander of Sanctuary Arts Center joins us this
week in Studio. We talk about his involvement guiding the youth of today,
his contributions to Van Haven and iffy movies to watch with your kids when
mom's asleep. Thanks for sitting in with us, Troy!2017-08-2916 minEpisodes - ..Episode 213: Mark the Time (51:45)Canada burns, Van Haven is coming and I let my computer get hacked. Jared
won't buy magazines but he resurrected a frog. I miss my old friend Jens.2017-08-2116 minEpisodes - ..Episode 212: Doodie Derailment (61:47)Van Haven is coming, Stryper has a good logo and The Bible has some unsung
heros. From there we skip around.2017-08-1716 minEpisodes - ..Episode 211: Plans within Plans (52:34)Van Haven is fast approaching and we are getting our shit together. We also
talk about Jared's lead singer moves, my dad's war record and being the
target of sexual advances when all you want to do is frame a painting.
Enjoy!2017-08-0816 minEpisodes - ..Episode 210: Gabe'O (01:25:06)We have long time friend Gabe on the show this week. We talk about playing
music in college, moving to Seattle and some other stuff. Enjoy!2017-08-0816 minEpisodes - ..Episode 209: Shitty'its Rule (59:14)...and on this episode Jared and I talk about seeing a shitty Jane's
Addiction tribute act, how we start our day, that one time I burned down my
road and how we want to be posed when we die.2017-08-0116 minEpisodes - ..Episode 208: Wylde Tymes (01:02:07)We start this week's episode with a call to our friend Jager and make plans
to see Tool. Then we talk about seeing Zakk Wylde play, Dave and Melissa
getting married, getting pulled over by the cops and movies. Chris Cornell
passed and the world is a little less bright.2017-07-2416 minEpisodes - ..Episode 207: Steve's in Studio (01:14:28)Steve'o is in the Studio this week, telling stories, answering listener
questions and making us laugh. Dig it!2017-07-1016 minEpisodes - ..Episode 206: Bad Dad "Summer Plans" (14:50)On this episode Margo and I talk about the upcoming Star Wars movie, what
jedi's can do with the force, and what Margo has planned for the summer. I
had a birthday party with good cake and Margo agrees! Enjoy!2017-06-2016 minEpisodes - ..Episode 205: Altered Verses (47:59)Jared saw U2, I saw The Flaming Lips and there was a time when jammed up
animals ruled the album cover. Pairing movies with being impaired is fun
and maybe Clapton did some in-studio editing.2017-05-3016 minEpisodes - ..Episode 204: Peter Britt (01:07:20)Just like the title says, Peter Britt joins us on this week's episode. We
talk about his guitar playing in Pilot to Bombardier, a bit of Star Wars
and a bit of growing up. Maybe a story about a choke hold;d here and there.
Thanks for coming in Pete!2017-05-2516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 203: Yes Indeed it's... (57:11)This week it's just us jerks talking about a trip to Coachella.2017-05-1516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 202: Space Baby (01:01:39)On this episode, well, it doesn't matter. None of this matters. If you want
to know then here, Jared went to Coachella and Stan Lee jerked off with Pee
Wee. Happy now? Good.2017-05-1016 minEpisodes - ..Episode 201: Durden Burden (01:02:07)On this episode Jared and I talk about the Saga of Crazy Eddie, discuss
growing plants and revisit taking a digger. Skateboarding my be in our
future and I've been staking an old neighbor. Enjoy!2017-04-0716 minEpisodes - ..Episode 200: The Rev (01:03:48)This is a special episode! Jared's Dad, Doug, is our guest as is Dave, a
return guest and the youngest of the Britt brothers. We talk about growing
up Britt, serving God as a minister and why we know Jesus was born in
September. Also, this is our 200th episode so there's that. Enjoy!2017-03-2716 minEpisodes - ..Episode 199: Maron and The Dude (01:01:25)This week's episode finds Jared and me talking about dino bones, comics and
uncles. We revisit our top female rocker list and he calls me out. Enjoy!2017-03-2416 minEpisodes - ..Episode 198: Jobby Job (00:57:05)On this episode we get one step closer to season tickets, I have shitty
music in my head and I don't get a job. Jared will be my right hand man if
I become POTUS...until i have him killed.
Enjoy!2017-03-1416 minEpisodes - ..Episode 197: Bad Dad is Rad (00:15:13)Bad Dad gets a solo post!
Margo tells me about curtain beds, skiing and loosing her front teeth. She
even throws in a movie review! She's pro, right!? Totally.2017-02-2716 minEpisodes - ..Episode 196: Dog Daze (01:00:08)This episode is bookended with some dog talk, I almost fought a guy and
politics are nutty.
Rest in peace, Lucy.
"Life is a series of dogs" - George Carlin2017-02-2716 minEpisodes - ..Episode 195: Richard (01:10:25)Richard, who is a friend and an all around excellent person, joins us for a
conversation about The Major Taylor Project and The Cascade Bicycle
Project. We also talk about epic bike wipeouts, helmets and growing up.
Thank you for sitting in, Richard!
https://www.cascade.org/learn/major-taylor-project2017-02-1516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 194: Heven Help Us (01:05:01)On this episode Jared and I talk about the Jack in the Box toy and dressing
ourselves in school. There are all different types of Heavens and Prince is
in one of them. Enjoy!2017-02-0116 minEpisodes - ..Episode 193: Hobo Signs (01:08:35)Smoothie and I visited Alaska, lived like Hobbits and saw the Northern
Lights. Jared doesn't trust Hobo's and for some of us New Years was spent
in a hot tub. Enjoy!2017-01-2716 minEpisodes - ..Episode 192: Rogue Pun (01:01:12)On this episode Jared and I talk about the new Star Wars movie, Stallone
and Christmas. Spoiler alert, we like them all.2017-01-1116 minEpisodes - ..Episode 191: Fitted Sheet (01:01:24)On this episode Jerry and I talk about good ideas, Alan Thick (RIP, ancient
aliens and fitted sheets.2016-12-2716 minEpisodes - ..Episode 190 Earl Harbor (01:14:49)On this episode we celebrate an anniversary, nutty neighbors and stand up
comedy. Jared and Chris plan a trip and our hero is out for the season.
Enjoy!2016-12-1416 minEpisodes - ..Episode 189: True Believa (59:07)On this episode we talk about business trips, creeps and tanning. We both
liked Dr. Strange and learned something about Stan Lee.2016-12-0516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 188: The Best of What You Never Heard, Part 2 (43:55)Because of the quality control here at the TNE Network, not all sessions
make it to the internet. Jared and I sat in his garage, listened to our
wreckage and found some funny bits. Enjoy!2016-11-1916 minEpisodes - ..Episode 187: Dave Britt (01:29:34)This week Dave Britt returns to the show. He talks about his drumming
influences, camper dreams and the bands in-between. I ramble on about my
art projects and the brothers agree that their dad is The Wolf. Enjoy!2016-11-1516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 186: Business as Usual (01:19:38)On this episode Jared and I talk Seahawks, Christmas and Bjork. We wrap up
Van Haven and talk a little Van Halen. There's some other stuff in there
too. Enjoy!2016-11-0216 minEpisodes - ..Episode 185: Re-Peter (01:05:03)Pete O. sits in with us on this episode. We open up by opening up, talk
about sleepovers, Gene Wilder, Land of the Lost and a bunch of other junk.
It's always a pleasure to sit down with you Pete. Thanks for coming by!2016-10-1816 minEpisodes - ..Episode 184: DisEnchanted Forest (01:19:23)On this Episode The Britts go on a magical adventure, we agree water slides
are cool, we pose the question, "Can you have too many crayons?", and think
that hitting your tale bone smarts. Enjoy!2016-10-1116 minEpisodes - ..Episode 183: I got diapers, Main (01:07:54)Crossing the subway tracks looks dangerous, Jared escorted and old, drunk
man home and Luke Skywalker was a jihadist.2016-10-0516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 182: Shovel Pass (01:07:30)Just a couple of jerks shooting the shit this episode. The Guinness Book of
Records was our internet, the Brand New show was good for various reasons
and work, work, work. Also, politics.2016-09-2316 minEpisodes - ..Episode 181: Quigley (01:13:13)Chris Quigley join us in the studio this episode. He's a coach, a teacher
and an all around excellent person. Really, it does him an injustice to try
and sum him up here so why don't you just listen. Thanks for sitting in
with us, Chris!2016-09-1616 minEpisodes - ..Episode 180: touch yo'self (59:04)We talk a lot about music, walkmans and movies. We agree Martin is cool and
will always steer you correctly when choosing records. Also, feel yourself
up, for health reasons. We miss you, Dave.2016-08-1516 minEpisodes - ..Episode 179: Hello Irv (01:01:07)Jared's father-in-law, Irv, joins us in the studio this week. He's got
stories for days, never lost a fight, took a ride with the Men in Black and
watched a great show on the 4th of July. Thanks for sitting down with us,
Irv!2016-08-0116 min