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You Dumb BastardPrerecorded NightmareThis segment was recorded on Friday after a long week of bullshit. You Dumb Bastards relate, sometimes you just need to get shit off your chest. So thanks for listening Y'all.
Song: Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Artist: Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
2017-07-1300 minYou Dumb BastardIs It Okay to Say Beaner?Siener, Juice, and Mexican Larry are the bombastic trifecta that brought you this podcast. Act casual....
Artist: Metallica
Song: Atlas, Rise!
2017-07-0600 minYou Dumb BastardThe Two Part SpecialThis is the longest podcast we've ever done. There's a lot going on in this one. Sit back, relax, get your favorite snack and beverage and enjoy the show.
Song: One Hundred Mile High City
Artist: Ocean Colour Scene
2017-06-2800 minYou Dumb BastardThe Lost and FoundWhile we lost Ginger Raptor Leeka to an intense game of 4 man chess again. We found a Mexican Larry to be on the podcast.
This show is sponsored by no one, because we are not that cool.
Artist: Stiltskin
Song: Inside
2017-06-2600 minYou Dumb BastardBetter Late Than NeverIt's a warm Friday in Cincinnati. Most people would drive to the local ice cream dispensary and get their favorite tasty treat, but these dumb bastards decided to sit on a hot bus and talk about a bunch of bull shit.
This podcast was produced exclusively on my Samsung Galaxy S7 while drinking Moscow Mules in my pool. Happy Friday you dumb bastards!
Song: 6 Underground
Artist: Sneaker Pimps
2017-06-1700 minYou Dumb BastardWorking For the WeekendDr. Birthday is back and quiet as ever. Siener talks about his upcoming concert and trip to Chicago. Juice gets a Tijuana Mama.
Artist: Soundgarden
Song: Black Holed Sun
2017-06-0900 minYou Dumb BastardWhere Have You Been You Dumb Bastard?We're back on a Friday. Sorry we've got lives too you dumb bastards.
We talk restaurant behavior, how to not coach a softball team, and why was it so hard to find left-handed gloves in the 90's.
Artist: Jay and the Americans
Song: Come A Little Bit Closer
2017-06-0200 minYou Dumb BastardGossip of the Finest QualityThe guys bash a couple Larry's and gossip about a few more. We're all a bunch of gossiping dumb bastards at heart. Why else would you be listening to us?
Thanks to all the fans subscribing to our Instagram and Twitter. We love hearing from you.
Artist: Cheap Trick
Song: Surrender
2017-05-1200 min2017-05-0400 minYou Dumb BastardWorkplace politicsThis week's podcast starts off a little slow (sorry for the audio quality). Cousin Eric stops by to talk politics with Siener. Juice and Dr. Birthday indulge in leftover tacos from Tuesday while bribing Siener with a snow come machine. Leeka stops in part two to give us a summary of his Red Cross mission to Haiti.
Artist: Blue Swede
Song: Hooked on a Feeling
2017-04-2700 min
You Dumb BastardOklahoma Is Not For EveryoneSiener snd Black have the most delicious burgers from Burgerfi and won't stop talking about it.
Juice introduces the purge to the workplace.
Dr. Birthday talks about his brief college career.
Artist: George Harrison
Song: My Sweet Lord
2017-04-2200 minYou Dumb BastardThree's a CrowdBlack, Juice, and Siener talk about gas station food, High school, and kids.
Leeka is on a Red Cross tour of Haiti and Dr. Birthday was holding out for a managment position and couldn't make the podcast.
Artist: Montell Jordan
Song: This is How We Do It
2017-04-2000 minYou Dumb BastardParental UnitsThe guys reflect on a controversial local incident, only to then segway onto global issues.
Siener's parental units are questioned. There is only so far a Catholic school education can take you. Apparently much higher than government work.
Artist: The New Radicals
Song: You Get What You Give
2017-04-1500 minYou Dumb BastardJuggalo WelfareJuice rehashes his wrestling career, his tattoos, and his juggalo lifestyle.
Siener is threatened repeatedly by Leeka with a knife.
Black successfully defends his deadbeat dad.
Bonus Raw JJ recording at the end.
Artist: Korn ft. Skrillex
Song: Get Up!
2017-04-1500 min
You Dumb Bastard2 hunks of pizza and a side of Dixie cupWe had so much fun on Wednesday we decided to do it again on Thursday.
Juice has a bad experience with the health insurance and blames Siener
Black graces us with his presence only to argue with Juice.
Leeka eats half a pizza and a bag of Cheeto fries. (proof on the You Dumb Bastard Instagram).
Artist: Jamiroquai
Song: Automaton
2017-03-3000 min
You Dumb BastardHR is inThe Chris' argue over how affective our HR department and our insurance is. Siener wins by a landslide.
Juice talks more about the juggalo life and critics Siener's company politics.
Dr. birthday recaps his birthday weekend.
Artist: Bloodlust
Song: Civil war (feat. Dave Mustain)
2017-03-3000 min
You Dumb BastardGhetto BidetJuice comes in pouting hard. About what? We still don't know.
Dr. Birthday talks about hurting for love and breaking the dry spell.
The guys come up with a fool-proof plan to solve the heroin epidemic.
Artist: Tool
Song: Hooker With a Penis
2017-03-2200 min
You Dumb BastardGrocery school dropoutSiener returns from a long 2 week stint on third shift and discusses his vacation plans. Juice vents about no child left behind laws and digs into Catholic corruption.
Leeka tells us about the best Cheetos ever made and Dr. Birthday makes it wierd.
Artist: Ace Frehley
Song: Insane
2017-03-1500 min
You Dumb BastardDumb bastards at the deliThis show is brought to you by:
Diesel engines. Creating white noise for your podcast since 1893.
The Delicatessen. Order by price or by pound, we don't care we just want to get rid of this meat before it goes bad.
And Larry's everywhere. With out you we would have nothing to talk about.
Artist: Metallica
Song: Whiplash
2017-03-1000 min
You Dumb Bastard10 second ChipotleThe guys sit around the table discussing the various ways to eat food and other topics.
2017-03-0200 min
You Dumb BastardBride, Bang, BanJuice and leeka discuss their old carpooling days. Black defends his dead beat dad against Juice again. We continue ask a black guy with Dr. Birthday. The guys also play a game of Marry, Fuck, kill but no one has the heart to kill so they change the game.
2017-02-1500 min
You Dumb BastardSurprise! You're on a podcast!Just a random Thursday lunch hour recorded for your listening pleasure.
2017-02-0900 min
You Dumb BastardFor Tax Purposes OnlyThe guys talk about their parties at President Larry's house. Juice rants about Black's ass crack and getting screwed on his taxes.
Dr. Birthday discusses his birthday suit.
2017-02-0800 min
You Dumb BastardReturn of the DiabeticJuice is back with a vengeance. Black and him air out their differences about Starbucks. Dr. Birthday gives us his secrets to a healthy lifestyle. And we kick off a new segment entitled "Dumb Bastard of the week".
2017-02-0100 minYou Dumb BastardJuice thoughts Vol IA special one on one time with Juice. After getting some things off his chest, Juice fills you dumb bastards in on the latest news about our podcast.
2017-01-2800 minYou Dumb BastardThe Blumpkin BearsJuice is out sick so we discuss the proper way to order milk with out him.
Black and Chris butcher history and bore the rest of the Larry's to death.
2017-01-2500 minYou Dumb BastardRichard Simmons hair beardFrankenlarry tells about his adult circumcision. Juice takes a beating on his beard. Black rambles about 20 year old movies and the guys almost hatch a plan to take shaky Larry's guns away. (One Larry was harmed a long time ago in making this podcast but he's over it.)
2017-01-1800 min
You Dumb BastardWho's Larry?So you probably have a Larry or two in your life? Well we have a company full of them. (No Larry's were harmed in the making of this podcast)
2017-01-1200 min
You Dumb BastardShower TesticlesBlack sits with us and talks about the huge set of balls he saw in the shower as a child. Dr. birthday has a stroke. Things get out of hand at the local brewery and Juice doesn't know what to cook for his daughters class project.
2017-01-0400 min2016-12-3000 min