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CinemAbysmal50 - Ryan's Babe, Hello Again, & The Hidden (with special guest Ryan Dean Tucker)Welcome to our 50th episode. We're bringing back Ryan Dean Tucker (basement VHS tape extraordinaire) as our special guest star to talk about some movies he picked for us to watch. Nick watches a so-bad-it's-cult Canadian film called Ryan's Babe. Holly goes back to the 80s with Shelley Long in Hello Again. Dylan watches alien thriller The Hidden with Kyle McLaughlin
2021-03-1459 minCinemAbysmal49 - Cageuary: Vampire's Kiss & PrimalWe get a little Cagey this month with a Nic Cage themed episode. We talk about the 2019 movie Primal, in which Cage plays a drunk, no nonsense, wild animal catcher for hire. And then we delve into the cult classic, Vampire's Kiss, in which Cage absolutely loses his mind. We'll be back in March for our 50th episode with a special guest.
2021-02-2553 minCinemAbysmal48 - The Asylum Movies: Bermuda Tentacles, Avengers Grimm, and Flight World War IIWe're back with 3 new The Asylum movies. Nick writes a book report because he's an English major, and takes us through Bermuda Tentacles, an adventure where the president ends up in an underground cave with monster whose tentacles glow. Dylan explains Avengers Grimm, a movie she watched twice (WHY?). Holly takes you into the past with a WWII flight to kill Hitler or something. Join us in February for CAGEUARY. Nic Cage is back in our orbit.
2021-02-0355 min
CinemAbysmal16 - Hunger by Roxane Gay & Through The Storm by Beverly JenkinsYo and Holly are back. 2020 just didn't feel like the right way to make a podcast. Thanks for hanging in there while we took a bit of break. We are talking about two book today: Hunger by Roxane Gay and Through The Storm by Beverly Jenkins. We hope you enjoy! If you want to read along our next episode will be Deception by Selena Montgomery AKA the fabulous congressperson Stacey Abrams!
2021-01-1051 minJust F Already16 - Hunger by Roxane Gay & Through The Storm by Beverly JenkinsYo and Holly are back. 2020 just didn't feel like the right way to make a podcast. Thanks for hanging in there while we took a bit of break. We are talking about two book today: Hunger by Roxane Gay and Through The Storm by Beverly Jenkins. We hope you enjoy! If you want to read along our next episode will be Deception by Selena Montgomery AKA the fabulous congressperson Stacey Abrams!
2021-01-1051 minCinemAbysmal47 - CATS, Hubie Halloween & Surviving ChristmasIt's a holiday extravaganza! First we take on Adam Sandler's latest disaster, 'Hubie Halloween'. Then we move into the Christmas spirit with 'Surviving Christmas' with an unhinged Ben Afflek and a confused Catherine O'Hara wondering how she got casted in this. And finally the crew wraps it all up with the 2019 holiday spectacular CATS! Release the butthole cut! Nick doesn't use a coaster for his beer in the nice new studio and Dylan and Holly gush about Queen's Gambit. This is our first episode recorded in person together at Speak Studios in Spokane. We are thrilled to promote them at...
2020-12-1454 minCinemAbysmal46 - The Asylum Movies: Android Cop, Tomb Invader and Trollz/TrollandWe each picked Asylum produced movies to watch and we explain them to each other. Arguments ensue about whose movie is the worst. Nick picked Android Cop, a rip off of Robot Cop. Dylan watched Tomb Invader, a rip off of Tomb Raider. Holly picked Trollz/Trolland, a rip off of the animated movie Trolls.
2020-09-0548 minCinemAbysmal45 - After Earth & Water World (AKA Mad Kevin: Fury Rowboat)We are back with a set of apocalyptic movies because it feels like the world is ending as we speak! First up is Kevin Costner's 1995 Water World. A movie that we have all seen before but somehow all forgot that Kevin Costner has gills in it. Following that we talk about After Earth, staring Will and Jaden Smith, which is truly one of the dullest movies of all time. The Onion article mentioned: https://www.theonion.com/i-was-in-a-movie-called-waterworld-and-global-warming-1838189896
2020-07-2250 minJust F Already15 - 365 Days (Dni) - Netflix MovieWe took a break from reading to watch the latest erotica movie that's been making the rounds. 365 Days (365 Dias) is a 2020 Polish erotic romantic drama film based on the first novel of a trilogy written by Blanka Lipinska. We found ourselves more intrigued by the architecture and furnishings of a millionaire in the movie than the actual 'romance' but had a good time watching it nonetheless. We are veering off course slightly next episode to focus on prolific black writer Roxanne Gay and her book 'Hunger'. We'll be back to dig into this masterpiece soon.
2020-07-081h 16CinemAbysmal15 - 365 Days (Dni) - Netflix MovieWe took a break from reading to watch the latest erotica movie that's been making the rounds. 365 Days (365 Dias) is a 2020 Polish erotic romantic drama film based on the first novel of a trilogy written by Blanka Lipinska. We found ourselves more intrigued by the architecture and furnishings of a millionaire in the movie than the actual 'romance' but had a good time watching it nonetheless. We are veering off course slightly next episode to focus on prolific black writer Roxanne Gay and her book 'Hunger'. We'll be back to dig into this masterpiece soon.
2020-07-081h 16Just F Already15 - 365 Days (Dni) - Netflix MovieWe took a break from reading to watch the latest erotica movie that's been making the rounds. 365 Days (365 Dias) is a 2020 Polish erotic romantic drama film based on the first novel of a trilogy written by Blanka Lipinska. We found ourselves more intrigued by the architecture and furnishings of a millionaire in the movie than the actual 'romance' but had a good time watching it nonetheless. We are veering off course slightly next episode to focus on prolific black writer Roxanne Gay and her book 'Hunger'. We'll be back to dig into this masterpiece soon.
2020-07-081h 16CinemAbysmal44 - The Wrong Missy & The Last Days of American CrimeWe are back with two new bad Netflix films. The Wrong Missy is the latest from Happy Madison productions and proceeds like a typical 2005 David Spade film except it's 2020 and rape jokes aren't funny anymore. The Last Days of American Crime is now infamous for its 0% rotten tomato score. Hold on to your butts because if the plot and dialogue doesn't kill you the 2.5 hour run time will.
2020-06-1356 min
CinemAbysmal03 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: The WitcherWelcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! This first episode is all about The Witcher. You can watch it on Netflix. It's is essentially GoT mixed with LOTR mixed with Outlander mixed with who even knows what is happening.
2020-04-2011 minCinemAbysmal02 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: DarkWelcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! In this second episode we talk about a German show called Dark that you can watch on Netflix.
2020-04-1308 minCinemAbysmal01 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: Tiger KingWelcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! This first episode is all about Tiger King. #CarolBaskinFedHerHusbandToTheTigers
2020-04-0513 minCinemAbysmal43 - Bad Sequels - Titanic 2 & Dark PhoenixStrap in because we've got made for TV movie Titanic 2, filmed on location on the standstill Queen Mary in Long Beach harbor and the worst X-men sequel ever. Dylan is a x-men comic book expert and she tells us all about why the comics are so good and this movie is so bad. Also, make sure you're following our Instagram @cinemabysmal where we are rating our quarantine movies out of four titanic 2 smokestacks.
2020-03-291h 00CinemAbysmal: The Podcast43 - Bad Sequels - Titanic 2 & Dark PhoenixStrap in because we've got made for TV movie Titanic 2, filmed on location on the standstill Queen Mary in Long Beach harbor and the worst X-men sequel ever. Dylan is a x-men comic book expert and she tells us all about why the comics are so good and this movie is so bad. Also, make sure you're following our Instagram @cinemabysmal where we are rating our quarantine movies out of four titanic 2 smokestacks.
2020-03-291h 00Just F Already14 - Hate To Want You by Alisha RaiYo and Holly talk about the first book in the Forbidden Hearts series by Alisha Rai: Hate To Want You. There was a lot of love with this book for us, but also some struggles. We dissect it all and overall give a hearty recommendation for this book. We can't wait to read the sequels! We also touch on white claws vs truly - which is better?
2020-01-2748 minCinemAbysmal14 - Hate To Want You by Alisha RaiYo and Holly talk about the first book in the Forbidden Hearts series by Alisha Rai: Hate To Want You. There was a lot of love with this book for us, but also some struggles. We dissect it all and overall give a hearty recommendation for this book. We can't wait to read the sequels! We also touch on white claws vs truly - which is better?
2020-01-2748 minJust F Already14 - Hate To Want You by Alisha RaiYo and Holly talk about the first book in the Forbidden Hearts series by Alisha Rai: Hate To Want You. There was a lot of love with this book for us, but also some struggles. We dissect it all and overall give a hearty recommendation for this book. We can't wait to read the sequels! We also touch on white claws vs truly - which is better?
2020-01-2748 minCinemAbysmal42 - Christmas Extravaganza! Mr. St. Nick & Homeless For The HolidaysHolly, Dylan and Nick talk Christmas movies with PAUL who you may remember from last episode where we insulted him. We talk about Mr. St. Nick with Kelsey Grammer and the terrible Christian Christmas movie Homeless For The Holidays. We also throw back to our Harry Potter episode and play our favorite clip of all time from that episode. Enjoy and MERRY CHRISTMAS. Don't even think about sayin' Happy Holidays...
2019-12-1341 minCinemAbysmal41 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch & Evil Dead 2 & PaulNick is back from his rehab/creative break and ready to talk about Halloween movies! Join us for the cult classic Evil Dead 2 and the super weird not really a sequel Halloween III! We also get really off topic per usual when Paul calls and then we have to talk about Paul for a good 20 minutes.
2019-10-3133 minJust F Already13 - Rafe: A Buff Male Nanny by Rebekah WeatherspoonYo and Holly are back discussing the best romance/erotica book we've read in a LONG TIME. Rafe: A Buff Male Nanny by Rebekah Weatherspoon. Rafe is a white, tattooed, red headed, buff male nanny whose voice is 'sex on a biscuit' and Sloane is a famous black surgeon raising two twin girls who is in desperate need of someone to help care for them.
2019-09-2639 minCinemAbysmal13 - Rafe: A Buff Male Nanny by Rebekah WeatherspoonYo and Holly are back discussing the best romance/erotica book we've read in a LONG TIME. Rafe: A Buff Male Nanny by Rebekah Weatherspoon. Rafe is a white, tattooed, red headed, buff male nanny whose voice is 'sex on a biscuit' and Sloane is a famous black surgeon raising two twin girls who is in desperate need of someone to help care for them.
2019-09-2639 minJust F Already13 - Rafe: A Buff Male Nanny by Rebekah WeatherspoonYo and Holly are back discussing the best romance/erotica book we've read in a LONG TIME. Rafe: A Buff Male Nanny by Rebekah Weatherspoon. Rafe is a white, tattooed, red headed, buff male nanny whose voice is 'sex on a biscuit' and Sloane is a famous black surgeon raising two twin girls who is in desperate need of someone to help care for them.
2019-09-2639 minCinemAbysmal40 - Troll 2: With Eric & Nadine!While Nick takes a creative break, Dylan and Holly welcome back Eric and Nadine to guest with us on Troll 2, the worst movie ever made. We of course also get sidetrack and talk a lot about Homeward Bound and all the VH1 shows of the early 2000s (Rock of Love, Charm School, Flavor of Love, etc.).
2019-08-041h 02CinemAbysmal39 - Stephen Chow: The Mermaid & Kung Fu HustleNick, Dylan and Holly dissect two Stephen Chow films, discuss Holly's new woman crush, complain about X-Men and Game of Thrones and talk about Shrek 5 for some awful reason.
2019-06-1258 minCinemAbysmal38 - Vampires & Werewolves: Bloodrayne & The Howling 2Nick obsesses over how good it's bad The Howling 2 is, Dylan explains why video games don't need to be movies and we all listen to too much 80s snare drum werewolf music. IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT. Check out our other podcast Just F Already, all about feminism and trashy romance novels:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/just-f-already/id1294125447?mt=2
2019-05-0350 minJust F Already12 - The Minotaur's Kiss By Erin St. CharlesYo and Holly read The Minotaur's Kiss, a BWWM paranormal romance by Erin St. Charles. You can buy it for only $0.99 on Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Minotaurs-Kiss-BWWM-Paranormal-Concubines-ebook/dp/B07D8T6DSSSee our full interview with Erin here: https://cinemabysmal.com/2019/04/01/just-f-already-podcast-episode-12-the-minotaurs-kiss-by-erin-st-charles/We also figure out on the pod that Yo is in love, we love women characters who eat food and respect themselves, and we have a fondness for guys who turn into animals sometimes. Whatever, no shame. The next book we are reading is RAFE: A Bu...
2019-04-0237 min
CinemAbysmal12 - The Minotaur's Kiss By Erin St. CharlesYo and Holly read The Minotaur's Kiss, a BWWM paranormal romance by Erin St. Charles. You can buy it for only $0.99 on Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Minotaurs-Kiss-BWWM-Paranormal-Concubines-ebook/dp/B07D8T6DSSSee our full interview with Erin here: https://cinemabysmal.com/2019/04/01/just-f-already-podcast-episode-12-the-minotaurs-kiss-by-erin-st-charles/We also figure out on the pod that Yo is in love, we love women characters who eat food and respect themselves, and we have a fondness for guys who turn into animals sometimes. Whatever, no shame. The next book we are reading is RAFE: A Buff Male Nanny (Loose Ends Book 1) by Rebekah Weatherspoon. It...
2019-04-0237 minJust F Already12 - The Minotaur's Kiss By Erin St. CharlesYo and Holly read The Minotaur's Kiss, a BWWM paranormal romance by Erin St. Charles. You can buy it for only $0.99 on Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Minotaurs-Kiss-BWWM-Paranormal-Concubines-ebook/dp/B07D8T6DSSSee our full interview with Erin here: https://cinemabysmal.com/2019/04/01/just-f-already-podcast-episode-12-the-minotaurs-kiss-by-erin-st-charles/We also figure out on the pod that Yo is in love, we love women characters who eat food and respect themselves, and we have a fondness for guys who turn into animals sometimes. Whatever, no shame. The next book we are reading is RAFE: A Bu...
2019-04-0237 minCinemAbysmal37 - Bad Crime: Gotti & The ManWelcome to our shortest episode ever because these movies were so bad. We get off topic with small Japanese girls eating large amounts of food, Emma Stone's career and Scientology...again. Enjoy! Also,l we were mentioned in an article Spokane's favorite local paper: The Inlander: https://www.inlander.com/spokane/two-local-film-podcasts-celebrate-the-highs-and-lows-of-cinema/Content?oid=16670692Check out our other podcast Just F Already, all about feminism and trashy romance novels:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/just-f-already/id1294125447?mt=2
2019-03-0933 minJust F Already11 - Dawn's Awakening (The Breeds Series) by Lora LeighYo and Holly try to talk about this book, but get into a more serious discussion about sexual assault in romance literature. This episode could be triggering so keep that in mind when listening. As serious as we can get, we also have a good fun time with this one too! We aint all doom and gloom. So come on it, settle down and we'll get into the weird world of people that have animal DNA and mate humans. Or something. If you want to follow along with us, we will be back next month reading The Minotaur's Kiss, a...
2019-01-2250 minCinemAbysmal11 - Dawn's Awakening (The Breeds Series) by Lora LeighYo and Holly try to talk about this book, but get into a more serious discussion about sexual assault in romance literature. This episode could be triggering so keep that in mind when listening. As serious as we can get, we also have a good fun time with this one too! We aint all doom and gloom. So come on it, settle down and we'll get into the weird world of people that have animal DNA and mate humans. Or something. If you want to follow along with us, we will be back next month reading The Minotaur's Kiss, a...
2019-01-2250 minJust F Already11 - Dawn's Awakening (The Breeds Series) by Lora LeighYo and Holly try to talk about this book, but get into a more serious discussion about sexual assault in romance literature. This episode could be triggering so keep that in mind when listening. As serious as we can get, we also have a good fun time with this one too! We aint all doom and gloom. So come on it, settle down and we'll get into the weird world of people that have animal DNA and mate humans. Or something. If you want to follow along with us, we will be back next month reading The Minotaur's Kiss, a...
2019-01-2250 minCinemAbysmal36 - Religion: Battlefield Earth, Saved! & The WailingWe get into religion this month with some Scientology, Christianity and fucked up South Korean horror. This episode is all about Battlefield Earth, Saved! and The Wailing.
2019-01-1749 minJust F Already10 - The Wrong Hero by Nancy 'I Murdered My Husband IRL' BrophyWe take a moment to read a book about a husband who gets murdered, written by a woman who just got convicted for murdering her husband! It's really bad ya'll so get ready for THE WRONG HERO by NANCY 'MURDERER' BROPHY! The sexiest thing about this book is the cover, and even that gets weird because, wait for it: Photoshopped Nipples. If you want to check out Holly's new website and check in on her weekly updates to monthly challenges you can do so here: www.hollishillis.com
2018-12-041h 04CinemAbysmal10 - The Wrong Hero by Nancy 'I Murdered My Husband IRL' BrophyWe take a moment to read a book about a husband who gets murdered, written by a woman who just got convicted for murdering her husband! It's really bad ya'll so get ready for THE WRONG HERO by NANCY 'MURDERER' BROPHY! The sexiest thing about this book is the cover, and even that gets weird because, wait for it: Photoshopped Nipples. If you want to check out Holly's new website and check in on her weekly updates to monthly challenges you can do so here: www.hollishillis.com
2018-12-041h 04Just F Already10 - The Wrong Hero by Nancy 'I Murdered My Husband IRL' BrophyWe take a moment to read a book about a husband who gets murdered, written by a woman who just got convicted for murdering her husband! It's really bad ya'll so get ready for THE WRONG HERO by NANCY 'MURDERER' BROPHY! The sexiest thing about this book is the cover, and even that gets weird because, wait for it: Photoshopped Nipples. If you want to check out Holly's new website and check in on her weekly updates to monthly challenges you can do so here: www.hollishillis.com
2018-12-041h 04CinemAbysmal35 - Bad Movies We Are Thankful ForWe welcome Ryan Dean Tucker, famous for his Die Hard One Man Show, and his monthly TV Show, Lilac City Live. The three of us and our guests pick out some bad movies that we really love. On the list: Zapped Again!, X-Men, The Pagemaster, and Miami Connection. https://www.spokanelibrary.org/blog/lilac-city-live/
2018-12-021h 03CinemAbysmal34 - Movies That Scared Us As KidsMovies that scared us as kids that aren't scary anymore! We talked about FOUr movies this episode: Child's Play, The Dark Crystal, Watership Down and The Witches.
2018-10-2654 minCinemAbysmal33 - Wish Upon A Star & Brink!It's DCOM (Disney Channel Original Movie) Time! Dylan and Nick each picked from a list of Holly's favorite DCOMs and we watched their choices. Katherine Heigl before she was super famous did a DCOM with a super stylish wardrobe in Wish Upon A Star and Soul Skating is where your heart is in Brink! Roller blades are cool brah! Enjoy our soul pod! We all get a little nostalgic as well.
2018-09-2451 minCinemAbysmal31 - Batman and Robin & Speed 2: Cruise ControlThanks to your votes, The Cinemabysmal Crew watched Speed 2: Cruise Control & Batman and Robin based on our theme: bad sequels to good movies. There are bat outfits with nipples, bad puns from a frozen Arnold Schwarzenegger villain, and Sandra Bullock's audition tape of Miss Congeniality. It's a lot to take in, so sit back and enjoy!
2018-07-2852 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast31 - Batman and Robin & Speed 2: Cruise ControlThanks to your votes, The Cinemabysmal Crew watched Speed 2: Cruise Control & Batman and Robin based on our theme: bad sequels to good movies. There are bat outfits with nipples, bad puns from a frozen Arnold Schwarzenegger villain, and Sandra Bullock's audition tape of Miss Congeniality. It's a lot to take in, so sit back and enjoy!
2018-07-2852 minJust F Already09 - Delta of Venus by Anaïs NinWe go back in time to one of the first women erotica authors, Anaïs Nin, and her collection of short stories, Delta of Venus. We get a lot feminist so be prepared and bring your nasty women shirt! Our next book will take us back to modern paranormal romance with Gena Showalter's The Darkest Night, the first book in her Lord of the Underworld series. Any requests on what to read next? Let us know!
2018-07-1856 minJust F Already09 - Delta of Venus by Anaïs NinWe go back in time to one of the first women erotica authors, Anaïs Nin, and her collection of short stories, Delta of Venus. We get a lot feminist so be prepared and bring your nasty women shirt! Our next book will take us back to modern paranormal romance with Gena Showalter's The Darkest Night, the first book in her Lord of the Underworld series. Any requests on what to read next? Let us know!
2018-07-1856 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast30 - Fant4stic & Ghost RiderNick, Holly and Dylan talk about BAD super hero movies. It was tough to pick two bad ones with all that content DC is putting out (exception, Wodner Woman), but we landed on 2015's Fantastic Four, a movie no one asked for, and Nic Cage's Ghost Rider. Go to our twitter or facebook page to vote for what we should watch next. Our theme is bad sequels to good movies.https://twitter.com/CinemAbysmalhttps://www.facebook.com/CinemAbysmal/
2018-06-2851 minCinemAbysmal30 - Fant4stic & Ghost RiderNick, Holly and Dylan talk about BAD super hero movies. It was tough to pick two bad ones with all that content DC is putting out (exception, Wodner Woman), but we landed on 2015's Fantastic Four, a movie no one asked for, and Nic Cage's Ghost Rider. Go to our twitter or facebook page to vote for what we should watch next. Our theme is bad sequels to good movies.
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2018-06-2851 minJust F Already08 - Alpha Warlocks of Kala West by Auriella SkyeWe needed some color in our romance so we went to Auriella Skye and her Alpha Warlocks' of Kala West series. These book have everything: BBW, women of color, threesomes, magic, and a guy who names his motorcycles after women. Did I mention threesomes?Our next book is kickin' it old school with Delta of Venus by Anais Nin.
2018-06-1258 minJust F Already08 - Alpha Warlocks of Kala West by Auriella SkyeWe needed some color in our romance so we went to Auriella Skye and her Alpha Warlocks' of Kala West series. These book have everything: BBW, women of color, threesomes, magic, and a guy who names his motorcycles after women. Did I mention threesomes?Our next book is kickin' it old school with Delta of Venus by Anais Nin.
2018-06-1258 minJust F Already07 - The Backup Boyfriend by River JaymesWe had a twitter recommendation asking if we could read a same gender couple book in the future. So we read The Backup Boyfriend by River Jaymes. During this episode we talk about how HOT the sex is, the wide array of topics covered in it and Yo gets easily distracted when remembering a vivid gay porn she watched many moons ago. We also talk about Yo's dog, Lady and how her soul mate is a dog named Fitzwilliam Waffles who lives in a romance only book store in LA called The Ripped Bodice. Our next book is T...
2018-04-1342 minJust F Already07 - The Backup Boyfriend by River JaymesWe had a twitter recommendation asking if we could read a same gender couple book in the future. So we read The Backup Boyfriend by River Jaymes. During this episode we talk about how HOT the sex is, the wide array of topics covered in it and Yo gets easily distracted when remembering a vivid gay porn she watched many moons ago. We also talk about Yo's dog, Lady and how her soul mate is a dog named Fitzwilliam Waffles who lives in a romance only book store in LA called The Ripped Bodice. Our next book is T...
2018-04-1342 minJust F Already06 - Monster In His Eyes by J.M. DarhowerWelcome to the sixth episode of Just F Already. We got an iTunes review from Mizzy_Bizzy who asked that we read Monster in His Eyes by J.M Darhower. During this episode we find out that Yo loves Mafia books even though in real life she is a slave to the man. Although we both hate our main female character because she has the personality of a fingernail, we do decide that the plot is killer, even if the romance is less so. Find out at the end of the episode what we are reading for next month!
2018-03-1255 minJust F Already06 - Monster In His Eyes by J.M. DarhowerWelcome to the sixth episode of Just F Already. We got an iTunes review from Mizzy_Bizzy who asked that we read Monster in His Eyes by J.M Darhower. During this episode we find out that Yo loves Mafia books even though in real life she is a slave to the man. Although we both hate our main female character because she has the personality of a fingernail, we do decide that the plot is killer, even if the romance is less so. Find out at the end of the episode what we are reading for next month!
2018-03-1255 minJust F Already05 - Bet Me by Jennifer CrusieWelcome to the fifth episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli are still on pallet cleansing books after reading so many BAD romance/erotica novels. This time it's Yoli's turn to pick something nice and we talk about one of her favorite contemporary romance books, Bet Me by Jennifer Cruise! It features lots of food, great characters and a nice satisfying steamy sex scene. Enjoy!Our next episode we get back to our roots of bad romance and we'll be reading Devil in His Eyes by J.M. Darhower. Feel free to follow along. Thanks to Mizzy...
2018-02-0958 minJust F Already05 - Bet Me by Jennifer CrusieWelcome to the fifth episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli are still on pallet cleansing books after reading so many BAD romance/erotica novels. This time it's Yoli's turn to pick something nice and we talk about one of her favorite contemporary romance books, Bet Me by Jennifer Cruise! It features lots of food, great characters and a nice satisfying steamy sex scene. Enjoy!Our next episode we get back to our roots of bad romance and we'll be reading Devil in His Eyes by J.M. Darhower. Feel free to follow along. Thanks to Mizzy...
2018-02-0958 minJust F Already04 - A Hunger Like No Other by Kresley ColeWelcome to the fourth episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli fan girl over Krelsey Cole's Immortals After Dark series. The first full length book in the series follows Lachlain Macrieve, leader of the Lyake Clan, and Emmaline Troy half vampire half valkyrie on their quest for hot steamy sexy love. WE LOVED THIS BOOK, and are already reading the rest of the series. Be our best friend Kresley Cole?
2018-01-161h 04Just F Already04 - A Hunger Like No Other by Kresley ColeWelcome to the fourth episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli fan girl over Krelsey Cole's Immortals After Dark series. The first full length book in the series follows Lachlain Macrieve, leader of the Lyake Clan, and Emmaline Troy half vampire half valkyrie on their quest for hot steamy sexy love. WE LOVED THIS BOOK, and are already reading the rest of the series. Be our best friend Kresley Cole?
2018-01-161h 04Just F Already03 - Vicious by L.J. ShenWelcome to the third episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli discuss the worst romance book they've ever read, Vicious by L.J. Shen. Vicious truly lives up to his name in this book as the worst male 'romance' lead we've ever encountered. Somehow our main female character, Emilia still manages to fall for him in all his hot-hole-ness.
2017-12-1758 minJust F Already03 - Vicious by L.J. ShenWelcome to the third episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli discuss the worst romance book they've ever read, Vicious by L.J. Shen. Vicious truly lives up to his name in this book as the worst male 'romance' lead we've ever encountered. Somehow our main female character, Emilia still manages to fall for him in all his hot-hole-ness.
2017-12-1758 minJust F Already02 - Club Shadowlands by Cherise SinclairWelcome to the second episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli get a little Just Feminist Already, delving straight into a BDSM club book, talking about consent and also how you should ALWAYS make sure people have washed their hands before their fingers enter your body.
2017-11-131h 01Just F Already02 - Club Shadowlands by Cherise SinclairWelcome to the second episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli get a little Just Feminist Already, delving straight into a BDSM club book, talking about consent and also how you should ALWAYS make sure people have washed their hands before their fingers enter your body.
2017-11-131h 01CinemAbysmal18 - Halloween Part One: It Follows, As Above So Below, & We Are Still HereWelcome to the 18th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In honor of Halloween this is the first of our two part Halloween extravaganza. This episode we are talking about our favorite recent horror films including It Follows, As Above So Below, and We Are Still Here. Next week we are getting right back into the bad shit with two of the worst horror films out there. Enjoy!
2017-10-1248 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast18 - Halloween Part One: It Follows, As Above So Below, & We Are Still HereWelcome to the 18th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In honor of Halloween this is the first of our two part Halloween extravaganza. This episode we are talking about our favorite recent horror films including It Follows, As Above So Below, and We Are Still Here. Next week we are getting right back into the bad shit with two of the worst horror films out there. Enjoy!
2017-10-1248 minJust F Already01 - Gabriel's Inferno by Sylvian ReynardWelcome to the first episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli are sitting down to talk about the shit that is Gabriel's Inferno by Sylvian Reynard (who is actually a female...or a male. Depends which one of us you ask). We make fun of it a bit, discuss why Julianne never eats anything, talk about how verbally abusive Gabriel is, and ponder over why they had to have sex to Dave Matthews Band in Florence. Enjoy!
2017-10-081h 07Just F Already01 - Gabriel's Inferno by Sylvian ReynardWelcome to the first episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli are sitting down to talk about the shit that is Gabriel's Inferno by Sylvian Reynard (who is actually a female...or a male. Depends which one of us you ask). We make fun of it a bit, discuss why Julianne never eats anything, talk about how verbally abusive Gabriel is, and ponder over why they had to have sex to Dave Matthews Band in Florence. Enjoy!
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CinemAbysmal17 - Howard The Duck & Twin Peaks: The ReturnWelcome to the 17th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we start out with the extremely bad and very odd Howard The Duck, and as always bring it back around to David Lynch with Twin Peaks: The Return.
2017-09-261h 01CinemAbysmal: The Podcast17 - Howard The Duck & Twin Peaks: The ReturnWelcome to the 17th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we start out with the extremely bad and very odd Howard The Duck, and as always bring it back around to David Lynch with Twin Peaks: The Return.
2017-09-261h 01CinemAbysmal16 - IT! The Book, Miniseries, & 2017 MovieWelcome to the 16th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about IT in honor of Chapter 1 of the 2017 movie that was just released. We talk a little about the book and a lot about the mini series and movie. Also we apologize to Bill Skarsgård. Sorry Bill.
2017-09-1452 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast16 - IT! The Book, Miniseries, & 2017 MovieWelcome to the 16th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about IT in honor of Chapter 1 of the 2017 movie that was just released. We talk a little about the book and a lot about the mini series and movie. Also we apologize to Bill Skarsgård. Sorry Bill.
2017-09-1452 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast15 - Earth Girls Are Easy & Mac and MeWelcome to the 15th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of Cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst media out there. Brandon Barker, founder of Warlords of Wor, joins us to talk about two 80s movies that involve aliens: Earth Girls Are Easy & Mac and Me.
2017-09-0357 minCinemAbysmal15 - Earth Girls Are Easy & Mac and MeWelcome to the 15th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of Cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst media out there. Brandon Barker, founder of Warlords of Wor, joins us to talk about two 80s movies that involve aliens: Earth Girls Are Easy & Mac and Me.
2017-09-0357 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast14 - Old Dogs & ShowgirlsWelcome to the 14th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. Our friend Jared Munson, voted Spokane's Funniest Comedian, joins us as we talk about Showgirls & Old Dogs and get a little off topic most of the time.
2017-08-1448 minCinemAbysmal14 - Old Dogs & ShowgirlsWelcome to the 14th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. Our friend Jared Munson, voted Spokane's Funniest Comedian, joins us as we talk about Showgirls & Old Dogs and get a little off topic most of the time.
2017-08-1448 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast13 - Cool As Ice & AirborneWelcome to the 13th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we kick it back to the 90s. Vanilla Ice stars in Cool As Ice (1991) and in Airborne (1993) we travel from SoCal to Cincinnati, Ohio with the coolest sixteen/seventeen year old around: Mitchell Goosen.
2017-07-2853 minCinemAbysmal13 - Cool As Ice & AirborneWelcome to the 13th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we kick it back to the 90s. Vanilla Ice stars in Cool As Ice (1991) and in Airborne (1993) we travel from SoCal to Cincinnati, Ohio with the coolest sixteen/seventeen year old around: Mitchell Goosen.
2017-07-2853 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast12 - Dune PotcastWelcome to the 12th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about DUNE and the DUNIVERSE. This is a poTcast because we recorded it all in one room with our friend Joe at his grow business, Root Down. If you like the green stuff, Root Down sells their products all across Washington state! Apologies for the sound!
2017-07-1447 minCinemAbysmal12 - Dune PotcastWelcome to the 12th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In this episode we talk about DUNE and the DUNIVERSE. This is a poTcast because we recorded it all in one room with our friend Joe at his grow business, Root Down. If you like the green stuff, Root Down sells their products all across Washington state! Apologies for the sound!
2017-07-1447 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast11 - The Devils & The Holy MountainWelcome to the 11th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. We are joined by our good friend Ian, as we talk about psychedelic horror films of the 1970s: The Devils & The Holy Mountain.
2017-06-0847 minCinemAbysmal11 - The Devils & The Holy MountainWelcome to the 11th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. We are joined by our good friend Ian, as we talk about psychedelic horror films of the 1970s: The Devils & The Holy Mountain.
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CinemAbysmal10 - All The Harry Potter MoviesWelcome to the 10th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Holly defends the eight Harry Potter films with all their imperfections and Eric and Nick do what they do best and rip them apart.
2017-05-2652 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast10 - All The Harry Potter MoviesWelcome to the 10th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Holly defends the eight Harry Potter films with all their imperfections and Eric and Nick do what they do best and rip them apart.
2017-05-2652 minCinemAbysmal09 - Twin Peaks & Fire Walk With MeWelcome to the ninth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick defends one of his favorite franchises of all time, Twin Peaks, while Eric and Holly rip it to shreds.
2017-05-081h 00CinemAbysmal: The Podcast09 - Twin Peaks & Fire Walk With MeWelcome to the ninth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick defends one of his favorite franchises of all time, Twin Peaks, while Eric and Holly rip it to shreds.
2017-05-081h 00CinemAbysmal08 - The Purge Trilogy & LegionWelcome to the eighth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly welcome special guest Nadine, who Eric met outside of Walmart just two days ago. We discuss the Purge trilogy, and to cleanse your pallet we discuss the incredible FX show, Legion.
2017-04-2358 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast08 - The Purge Trilogy & LegionWelcome to the eighth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly welcome special guest Nadine, who Eric met outside of Walmart just two days ago. We discuss the Purge trilogy, and to cleanse your pallet we discuss the incredible FX show, Legion.
2017-04-2358 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast07 - Stuck in Shining New YorkWelcome to the seventh episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly forgo special guests this week and decide to just give you some of the best media. They each pick one of their favorite films and they all discuss. Nick picks The Shining, Eric picks Synecdoche, New York, and Holly picks Stuck in Love. Enjoy!
2017-04-1056 minCinemAbysmal07 - Stuck in Shining New YorkWelcome to the seventh episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly forgo special guests this week and decide to just give you some of the best media. They each pick one of their favorite films and they all discuss. Nick picks The Shining, Eric picks Synecdoche, New York, and Holly picks Stuck in Love. Enjoy!
2017-04-1056 minCinemAbysmal06 - Samurai Cop & Santa Clarita DietWelcome to the sixth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Yolanda Banos, and discuss Samurai Cop and Netflix original Santa Clarita Diet.
2017-03-2750 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast06 - Samurai Cop & Santa Clarita DietWelcome to the sixth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Yolanda Banos, and discuss Samurai Cop and Netflix original Santa Clarita Diet.
2017-03-2750 minCinemAbysmal05 - Unpopular Favorite Movies & The OAWelcome to the fifth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Dylan, and while inebriated, discuss unpopular movies that they love followed by the Netflix original The OA.
2017-03-1543 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast05 - Unpopular Favorite Movies & The OAWelcome to the fifth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Dylan, and while inebriated, discuss unpopular movies that they love followed by the Netflix original The OA.
2017-03-1543 minCinemAbysmal04 - Oscar Best Pictures & Heart ConditionWelcome to the fourth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Brian Nils, and they discuss all of the Oscar Best Pictures followed by the 1990 movie "Heart Condition".
2017-02-131h 01CinemAbysmal: The Podcast04 - Oscar Best Pictures & Heart ConditionWelcome to the fourth episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly have a special guest, Brian Nils, and they discuss all of the Oscar Best Pictures followed by the 1990 movie "Heart Condition".
2017-02-131h 01CinemAbysmal03 - Tammy and The T-Rex & WestworldWelcome to the third episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly start off with the little known 1994 "Tammy and the T-Rex" followed by the incredible first season of HBO's Westworld.
2017-01-161h 04CinemAbysmal: The Podcast03 - Tammy and The T-Rex & WestworldWelcome to the third episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there followed by the best. Nick, Eric, and Holly start off with the little known 1994 "Tammy and the T-Rex" followed by the incredible first season of HBO's Westworld.
2017-01-161h 04CinemAbysmal02 - The Wickerman & Hemlock GroveWelcome to the second episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there. Nick, Eric, and Holly celebrate October with the CGI bee movie "The Wickerman", and dive into the first three episodes of Netflix's original show "Hemlock Grove". Also, listen to us be interrupted by lawn mowers, car alarms, and adorable children.
2016-10-0853 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast02 - The Wickerman & Hemlock GroveWelcome to the second episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there. Nick, Eric, and Holly celebrate October with the CGI bee movie "The Wickerman", and dive into the first three episodes of Netflix's original show "Hemlock Grove". Also, listen to us be interrupted by lawn mowers, car alarms, and adorable children.
2016-10-0853 minCinemAbysmal01 - Ten Rules For Sleeping Around & The RanchIn our first episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there. Nick, Eric, and Holly start off with the rarely heard of "Ten Rules For Sleeping Around", and dive into the first three episodes of Netflix's original show "The Ranch".
2016-09-1256 minCinemAbysmal: The Podcast01 - Ten Rules For Sleeping Around & The RanchIn our first episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about the worst of the worst media out there. Nick, Eric, and Holly start off with the rarely heard of "Ten Rules For Sleeping Around", and dive into the first three episodes of Netflix's original show "The Ranch".
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