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ClarkeOutLoudIn Sickness and in StarmerIn this late episode, The Clarkes discuss their recent illness and the challenges of recording during that time. They delve into political opinions, particularly focusing on figures like Keir Starmer and Nigel Farage, and explore the absurdity of excuses people use to miss work. The conversation shifts to a humorous ranking of various sicknesses in a 'Sickness Olympics' format, followed by a light-hearted critique of Valentine's Day and its commercialization. The episode concludes with a segment on the 'Wanker of the Week', highlighting controversial political statements.takeawaysAlex and Abbie faced illness that delayed their recording schedule.Political...
2026-02-1545 min
ClarkeOutLoudGhosts and ShitIn this episode of Clarkeoutloud Alex and Abbie explore a range of topics from personal ghost stories and household mysteries to humorous takes on death and beliefs in the afterlife. They share anecdotes about missing items, discuss their beliefs in ghosts, and engage in a light-hearted debate about burial preferences. The conversation is filled with humour, skepticism, and personal experiences, making it an entertaining listen.Main takeaways:Alex and Abbie share humorous anecdotes about missing items in their homes.Beliefs in ghosts vary, with one host leaning towards skepticism.Personal ghost stories reveal...
2026-02-0450 min
ClarkeOutLoudHome improvementsIn this weeks episode, Alex and Abbie discuss various topics ranging from supermarket etiquette and personal pet peeves to home decorating and cleaning standards. They share humorous anecdotes about their experiences in council housing and the perceptions surrounding it. The discussion also touches on personal taste in home decor, dream home aspirations, and practical tips for home improvement. The episode concludes with a fun segment of 'Would You Rather' questions, adding a light-hearted touch to the conversation.TakeawaysSupermarket etiquette can be frustrating, especially when people are inconsiderate.Home decorating can be done on a budget...
2026-01-2858 min
ClarkeOutLoudLets Rant Shall WeIn this episode Alex and Abbie dive into a lively and humorous rant about the various irritations of everyday life, particularly focusing on the frustrations caused by other people. From the annoyance of slow drivers and supermarket blockages to the absurdity of technology and the perceived decline in common sense, the conversation flows with a mix of sarcasm and candidness. They share personal anecdotes, including their experiences with irritating customers and the challenges of dealing with family members who seem to lack basic knowledge or skills. The episode is punctuated with comedic exchanges and a light-hearted take on serious...
2026-01-2151 min
ClarkeOutLoudWhite VansIn this episode, Alex and Abbie explore a range of topics from humorous chat-up lines to their diverse job experiences. They share funny anecdotes about retail and fast food jobs, discuss the difference between jobs and careers, and delve into the impact of AI on employment. The episode is filled with humor, personal stories, and practical advice, making it an engaging listen for anyone navigating the world of work.Key points:The importance of humor in breaking the ice in conversations.Chat-up lines can be both funny and cringe-worthy.Job experiences shape our...
2026-01-1457 minClarkeOutLoudGoldenIn this episode, Alex and Abbiie delve into various themes surrounding relationships, communication, and the often overlooked aspects of life. They share humorous anecdotes about navigating marriage, the joys of caravan holidays, and the importance of appreciating local experiences and community. The conversation also touches on the significance of family time and the need to disconnect from technology to enjoy meaningful moments. Additionally, they engage in a fun segment called 'The Great Divide,' discussing personal preferences and opinions on various topics, followed by interesting facts that entertain and inform.TakeawaysFirst world problems can be...
2026-01-0755 min
ClarkeOutLoudNew Years EveIn this New Year's Eve episode, Alex and Abbie reflect on their drinking habits, discuss their resolutions, and take a humorous look back at the events of 2025. They share personal insights, highlight significant global occurrences, and delve into pop culture and sports achievements. The episode culminates in the inaugural Clarke Out Loud Awards, where they recognize various moments and figures from the past year, all while looking forward to 2026 with a mix of optimism and skepticism.Episode TakeawaysNew Year's Eve is a rare occasion for Alex and Abbie to drink.Resolutions often...
2025-12-3156 minClarkeOutLoudChristmas EveIn this lively Christmas Eve podcast episode, Alex and Abbie discuss the ups and downs of the holiday season, from the stress of shopping and cooking to the joys of family gatherings and traditions. They share humorous anecdotes about Christmas dinners, gift-giving mishaps, and the chaos of holiday shopping. The conversation also touches on the significance of family dynamics during the holidays and concludes with a fun Christmas quiz.TakeawaysChristmas Eve brings mixed feelings for many families.The debate over what constitutes a proper Christmas dinner is ongoing.Shopping during the holiday season can be...
2025-12-2453 min
ClarkeOutLoudDriving Home For ChristmasIn this episode, Alex and Abbie discuss various aspects of driving, including the decline in driving standards, common frustrations on the road, and the differences in driving culture between the North and South of England. They share personal anecdotes about traffic incidents, school runs, and the challenges of driving in adverse weather conditions. The conversation also touches on the role of speed cameras, the behavior of cyclists and taxi drivers, and the importance of having a good playlist for long drives. Additionally, they reflect on recent Christmas events and share a secret recipe for a popular drink....
2025-12-1754 minClarkeOutLoudA Day In The Life Of UsIn this episode Alex and Abbie delve into humorous anecdotes about daily life, relationships, and parenting challenges. They share stories about a friend's embarrassing moment at McDonald's, discuss the trials of school runs, and explore the nuances of road rage. The conversation shifts to movie reviews, particularly focusing on 'Stranger Things' and Christmas films, before wrapping up with practical tips for listeners in a segment called Clark's Council.Takeaways:The importance of humor in everyday life.Parenting can be a chaotic but humorous experience.Daily routines often involve unexpected challenges...
2025-12-1054 min
ClarkeOutLoudUK BUDGETThe conversation delves into the complexities of child benefit policies in the UK, focusing on the implications of government decisions regarding family support. Alex and Abbie expresses strong opinions on the previous cap on child benefits and the recent changes, highlighting concerns about the potential consequences for families and the welfare system.Takeaways from episode;I don't agree with this whole budget.How the budget is against working class.Good advice in regular segment at the end.The government had a cap on two children.You could only claim benefits for two children.It stopped people...
2025-12-0352 minClarkeOutLoudFamily Fueds and FriendsIn this lively conversation, Alex and Abbie explore a range of topics from nostalgic childhood crushes to the complexities of family dynamics and friendships. They share humorous anecdotes about Halloween mishaps, the early onset of Christmas decorations, and the challenges of navigating family expectations. The discussion also touches on the nature of friendships, the impact of generational wealth, and the importance of social connections. With a blend of humor and candidness, Alex and Abbie provide insights into the ups and downs of family life and friendships, culminating in practical life tips from 'Clark's Council.Takeaways:Nostalgia...
2025-11-2652 min
ClarkeOutLoudBorders, Barks and B*tchesSummary:In this episode of Clarkeoutloud, Abbie, Alex and his brother Jack engage in a humorous and candid conversation covering a range of topics from their experiences with pets, the infamous hamster incident, and the cultural differences between living in London and the Northeast. They share funny anecdotes about dating, relationships, and their unique family dynamics, all while maintaining a lighthearted and entertaining tone. The episode concludes with a call to action for listeners to engage with the podcast.Takeaways:The podcast blends humor with personal anecdotes.Jack's presence adds a dynamic brotherly banter...
2025-11-1954 minClarkeOutLoudUK ImmigrationIn this episode, Alex and Abbie engage in a passionate and controversial discussion about immigration in the UK, exploring the differences between legal and illegal migration, the impact of migrants on British society, and the challenges posed by cultural integration. They share personal anecdotes and statistics, emphasizing the need for a balanced approach to immigration that respects British values while acknowledging the contributions of migrants. The conversation also touches on security concerns, government policies, and the role of media in shaping public perception of immigration.TakeawaysImmigration is a complex and sensitive topic that elicits strong...
2025-11-121h 41ClarkeOutLoudUK GovernmentSummary:In this episode of 'ClarkeOut Loud', Alex and Abbie delve into a variety of pressing topics surrounding the UK government, including the significance of Guy Fawkes Day, the adherence to British values, taxation issues, the challenges facing the NHS, and the inadequacies of the state pension system. They critique MPs' expenses and government spending, express concerns about digital IDs and privacy, and discuss immigration policies. The role of media in shaping public perception is examined, alongside the treatment of veterans and the historical context of reparations. The podcast also addresses policing, crime rates, the prison system...
2025-11-051h 33ClarkeOutLoudHalloween SpecialSummaryIn this Halloween special episode of Clarke Out Loud, We dive into a variety of topics ranging from their humorous experiences working at McDonald's to the origins of Halloween. We also share funny dating stories, discuss the evolution of Halloween costumes, and explore societal expectations around provocative outfits. The conversation also touches on ghost stories, true crime fascination, and even includes a fun Halloween-themed quiz. With a mix of laughter and insightful commentary, this episode captures the spirit of Halloween while addressing deeper themes of culture and safety.TakeawaysThe podcast opens with...
2025-10-2959 minClarkeOutLoudStupidity Taking Over?SummaryIn this episode of Clarke Out Loud, the hosts delve into the theme of societal stupidity, exploring various factors contributing to a perceived decline in intelligence. They discuss the impact of COVID-19 on cognitive function, the generational effects of benefits on children, cultural observations about American society, and the flaws in the education system. The conversation also touches on the influence of media and misinformation, the need for responsible parenting, and concludes with a light-hearted segment assessing various ideas as 'genius' or 'dumb.'TakeawaysIQ scores have been declining since the 1970s...
2025-10-2254 minClarkeOutLoudGenders and SexualitiesSummary:In this episode of Clarke Out Loud, the hosts dive deep into the complexities of gender identity, exploring stereotypes, societal expectations, and the evolving definitions of manhood and womanhood. They discuss the implications of gender identity on various aspects of life, including sports and societal norms, while also addressing the challenges faced by the LGBTQ+ community. The conversation is unfiltered and candid, touching on controversial topics and encouraging listeners to engage in open discussions about gender and identity.TakeawaysGender identity is a complex and evolving topic.Stereotypes about gender roles still persist...
2025-10-1554 minClarkeOutLoudSocial MediaSummaryIn this episode of Clarke Out Loud, the hosts delve into the chaotic world of social media, discussing its evolution, the rise of platforms like OnlyFans, and the impact on mental health. They share listener stories, explore the dynamics of gender in the digital age, and highlight both the positives and negatives of social media. The conversation also touches on issues like catfishing, online identities, and the role of influencers, all while maintaining a humorous and candid tone.TakeawaysThe conversation starts with a humorous introduction and technical difficulties.Listener Joe shares his...
2025-10-0848 minClarkeOutLoudInflation GenerationSummaryIn this episode of Clark Out Loud, the hosts dive into a variety of topics ranging from listener stories about spicing up relationships to the impact of inflation on everyday life. They share humorous anecdotes from their childhood, discuss myths and rumors from school days, and reflect on the evolution of technology. The conversation highlights the differences between past and present experiences, particularly in terms of consumer products and social interactions. The episode concludes with a call for listener engagement and a teaser for future topics.TakeawaysSpicing up relationships can lead to...
2025-10-0152 minClarkeOutLoudUK Benefit System and Pet PeevesSummaryIn this episode of 'Clarke Out Loud', the hosts delve into the complexities of the UK benefits system, discussing who it favours and the challenges faced by working families. They critique the state pension system and highlight the political agendas that seem to target the working class. The conversation also touches on modern living, likening it to a form of modernized slavery, and transitions into a lighter discussion about pet peeves, particularly in driving and relationships. The episode is a mix of serious social commentary and humorous anecdotes, making for an engaging listen.
2025-09-2453 minClarkeOutLoudSex in Long Term RelationshipsIn this episode of Clarke Out Loud, the hosts delve into the complexities of parenting and its impact on relationships, particularly focusing on sex. They share humorous anecdotes about first-time sexual experiences, awkward moments, and the dynamics of long-term relationships. The conversation emphasizes the importance of communication and emotional intimacy, while also critiquing the role of porn in sexual education. The hosts discuss societal expectations around fashion choices and their implications for relationships, inviting listeners to share their own funny and awkward sexual stories.Parenting can significantly affect sexual relationships.
2025-09-1747 minClarkeOutLoudParentingIn the inaugural episode of 'Clarke Out Loud', hosts Alex and Abigail Clarke dive into the complexities of parenting, discussing various styles, the impact of generational trauma, and the challenges faced by modern parents. They explore the balance between discipline and abuse, the effects of screen time on children, and the importance of teaching respect and manners. The episode concludes with a call for listener engagement on their parenting experiences and styles, setting the stage for future discussions.TakeawaysThe podcast aims to discuss everyday life and controversial topics.Parenting styles vary widely, from gentle to...
2025-09-1049 min