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Cole and Noah are FriendsWe Didn't Start the FireCole publicly announces he is running for his local school board, and Noah discover he is the next iteration of the one and only Dave Collins. OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-10-2542 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsLook at All These WomanIt took two whole months but Cole and Noah are finally back! Tears are cried, movies are rated, and grammar is put under the microscope.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-09-0852 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsThe Negative MilesSPOILERS for Across the Spiderverse, and technically also for Guardians of the Galaxy 3. But if you haven't watched that already, what are you even doing?OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-06-2936 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsAcross the FriendverseWelcome back everyone! For warning, if you haven't seen Across the Spiderverse, THIS IS YOUR SPOILER WARNING! There are minor spoilers here but will be major ones in the next episode. So stop what you're doing and go see that dang masterpiece already! Or go watch Transformers... if you're into that sorta thing...OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-06-1541 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsPop Culture OverloadSit down, strap in, and listen to Cole and Noah talk about all things Spider-Man, Video Games and of course, Jesus! OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-06-0838 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsHowdy GangAfter praying for weeks on end, (carefully) decide whether or not to get a tattoo of "Howdy" on your body and join the Howdy Gang. Embrace your FOMO and get one today!OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-06-0137 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsThe New Old SmobblyWelcome to the latest True Crime podcast sweeping the nation, where Cole and Noah solve zero crimes, debate about barrows, barrels, and heat lightning, and Tik Tok strings together better Star Wars titles than Disney.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-05-2534 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsRevenge of the KindergartenersWelcome back to your regular schedule programming. Today's episode is sponsored by Christian Cold Cuts "Give your life to Christ and get some meat on those thighs". Enjoy Cole's spectacular theories on Star Wars, Noah's obsession for... well anything Batman. Just what the heck is a BBY? And finally, THE BEAN HOTLINE! More info below :)OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-05-1144 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsShower Thoughts are My SpecialtyYou ever see a squirrel wrack up some cash to buy a new lawn mower? Turns out that Thanos could've been my math teacher if Tobey just set that firework off at 180 degrees south and ate a donut. The color green sure is peachy and I sure would like to have had a coke for the second round of darts. Amazon Prime is having a special and lately I just can't find Gym. Wher on Earf ded hE putt dat go darn nife. I prmize I wil go 2 bed soo. Aasfj qhasd nasdqhp usdh iuq'asdf gqhqkxzpqqt.OUR...2023-05-0439 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsAmerica's Hauntingly Low Beans NumbersToday we are calling on all of our listeners. The United States is in a crisis. This has nothing to do with politics nor how redneck you claim to be. But our bean intake per person is at an all-time low. People are suffering from low-bean intake syndrome, and it's up to you... Cole and Noah's friends... to help fight this against this madness. To help, go to your local Chipotle and order as many beans as you possibly can. Fight for a cause worth your time, and call 402-706-0953 for more info today. OUR BEANS HO...2023-04-2736 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsThe MOSTest: Part 2Even though this episode has nothing to do with The Mostest Oreos anymore, and they still aren't our sponsor, go get yourself a big ole thing of those suckers and enjoy the episode!OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-04-2046 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsThe MOSTest: Part 1In our very special 2 part event, join Cole, Noah, and our guest Christian, on an adventure full of stories, laughs, nerding out, and most importantly The MOST Oreos. Grab them as a snack and hang on tight. Or frame them in your house, because they really are that special. OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-04-1349 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsIs Hawkeye a super hero?Hey everyone! Welcome back! We hope you enjoyed our kickoff to season 2 last week! Now it's time to dive back into your usual programming. Batman, Marvel, Star Wars, all of your favorite things to nerd out about. Grab a curderburger, sit back, relax and enjoy the randomness!OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-04-0634 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsBeans Per CapitaBaby they're back! Mostly rested and ready to kick off season 2, Cole and Noah leverage your Instagram responses and the thoughtful insights of Chat GPT to bring you fresh takes and new topics. Enjoy a bit of everything this week as they laugh about mormons, beans, Tupac, and spaghetti.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2023-03-3037 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsThe Finale- Cole and Noah Have FriendsEvery season has it's end, and what an ending this is! As always, Cole and Noah come to the microphones with the plan of planning nothing, but saying everything, but this time, they've got company. Prepare yourself for a clearly impromptu session involving such exhilarating topics as, An Army of Gokus, The Litany of Home Alone Films, Forgetting the Titans, The World Cup, and Drax's Little Man."Thanks for all of your love and support as we wrap up this season!" - Cole & NoahOUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE...2022-12-0147 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsAscension Going DarkEveryone loves jokes. Just not dark jokes. Right? It's a good thing that those aren't present! Kinda, sorta, maybe. Either way you'll have a laugh, and that's as good enough currency as Steven Bleeps! Sit back, relax, and nobody will get offended.(No dark joke is currently implemented; we just joke around in the description) Does anyone actually read these things? Like for real, I'm now typing at an increasing words per minute count. Just letting the brain flow onto paper. There is no Christian's corner this week, but I sure can put anything in h...2022-11-2452 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsNoah for Batman!Recommendations up the wazoo! If you didn't have enough already, prepare to take some notes! Cole and Noah's kids are complete geniuses, never buy skittle gummies, and go buy some band shirts! Everyone who listens to this episode will have the wildest life guaranteed!Conspiracy theories not allowed.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-11-171h 07
Cole and Noah are FriendsThat's the Cinnamon Monkey Bread!Did you enjoy Christian's corner? We sure did, and we'd like another one, as soon as Cole figures out how to setup the equipment the right way. In the meantime, enjoy a new mystery bleep, Noah and Cole's deep dive into the depths of the Christmas Story Universe, and a barely included guest on the show.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-11-1037 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsWe Are No Longer Sorry, Mr. VossIntroducing a new *bleep* bit we think you'll enjoy! During this episode, we get to hear about all of your favorite things. Marvel, DC, Star Wars, The Rock, and of course Mr. Voss. Join Cole and Noah for another tropical, dangerous, and opinionated spectacle! And if you don't take their recommendations to heart, I'll take your lunch money and spend it at Target.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-11-0459 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsCole and Noah for Presidents!Who would win in a fight? Bully Maguire? Or Batfleck? Well, hockey pads are actually the correct answer. But immerse yourself in a new adventure as Cole and Noah campaign for president(s)! Throw your hard-earned cash (or conspiracy theories) at them and hope for a better future. Or just listen to their recommendations again. Also enjoy their crystal-clear, pitch-perfect voices as they test out their new microphones!OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-10-2739 min
Cole and Noah are Friends14.1 - The AnnouncementCole shares a major announcement for the podcast.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-10-2006 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsThe Fellowship of the CurderBurgerEnvelope yourself in a heart attack with Cole and Noah's recommendation for the Curder Burger. Join Cole on his addiction to working out. Join Noah on his addiction to unwrapped starbursts left on his desk. Maybe dress up as a ninja turtle while listening to this episode. The options are endless! Also go buy merch at Lifegate! OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-10-1356 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsHoly Back to the Future Batman!In a world... Where Cole and Noah step into the multiverse of past selves, mental wellness, video games, and fall fashion has finally come upon us. And they are looking for you to join them on this perilous yet incredible journey. Join them today by clicking that download button, subscribing on your preferred listening platform, and take the plunge into the ever-expanding world of Cole and Noah.If you don't Batman will haunt your dreams.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice...2022-10-0655 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsAll Hail the Liver KingHave you ever wanted to know what it's like to survive on raw meat? What about only red meat? Pidgeon meat? Well, take a deep dive into Noah and Cole's minds about the Liver King, what wonderful parents they are, and their very controversial recommendations that we all may not agree with but we enjoy anyway.Also! We apologize for the lack of quality (audio) in this episode. You may experience echoes, random popping, and other audio issues. Cole will get better recording equipment someday I'm sure of it. - CJW The Editor :)OUR BEANS H...2022-09-2945 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsReese's and CreatineCole returns from Colesta Rica with opinions about Thor, Dune, and Everything Everywhere All the Time. Noah confesses to wanting to throw a man out of a plane, sorta promotes She-Hulk, reminds us all that the great lakes are not oceans, and ends the episode with a new mandate. OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-09-2257 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsJake's BicepsAfter an anticlimactic cliff hanger, Cole and Noah return to their natural habitat of Lifegate Midtown. Where neither of them have the proper equipment to record a podcast. Join them as they venture through more hot wheels, double dates, The One that Shan't be Named, and of course, their very famous weekly recommendations. OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-09-0847 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsThat's a Fire AlarmAnother "lost episode" for the books as Cole and Noah struggle to understand how record buttons work, make uneducated recommendations for the NBA Finals and the World Series, offer up movies and music to watch this week, and wrap things up with what can only be described as the building trying to sneak in some free bleeps for Steven.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-09-0132 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsBurger King Foot LettuceThe people have spoken, and they will have their bleeps! Noah starts us off with an ear blistering "welcome," as the two dive into such wonderful subjects as hot wheels (again), the best and worst Target's in the land, how to handle homeless people, how much a Kobe Bryant rookie card is worth, and much more.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-08-2546 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsYou Can Pay for Retroactive BleepsWelcome to a brand new sports podcast, because Cole and Noah are now sporty people (who would have guessed). Enjoy sweet NFL predictions and sweeter lines from Noah such as, "No Mom, not my Hot Wheels," "sorry Taryn, again," "He's part Lepricon," and, "Let's go with Mayne, because it looks dumb." Cole reveals that he used to want the actual Browns to go to the actual Super-Bowl, has some red in his beard, admires the "Crossiest Fittiest," and shares his Doge Tragedy with the world. Stick around to the end for a dynamite Patreon idea that will be sure...2022-08-1850 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsI'm Sorry in Advance, TarynGuess who's back, back again? Cole kicks his average words per minute into overdrive as he complains about Nancy and Jonathan, raves for Ms Marvel, and shares why he Hates (with a capital "H") the star wars sequels. Noah starts a new mothers-day trend, apologizes in advance to his wife, and introduces the world to "croots."OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-08-1156 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsChristian, Wake Up!Noah enjoys his new batman Pez dispenser, comments on Hasbro, inflation, and warns us, "don't get me going on pillows." Cole talks about the first time he was sexually harassed, why he rewatched Stranger Things, and is shocked that Noah never watched Scrubs.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-08-0441 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsWe Should Probably Leave NowThe one where Noah explains the #howdygang, the first even fan shoutouts are made on the podcast, Cole is sad, happy, excited, joyous, and exhausted with Marvel, and Steven Voss is finally featured, but only for two sentences.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-07-2839 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsDon't Bid on Me, and Don't Give Me Your Fake LipsThere's 7 degrees to Jesus, and also Hitler, apparently, as Noah remembers the time Batman lit Satan on fire, Cole is baffled that Noah didn't watch MythBusters, and special guest Cami Armsbury announces a nose's presidential campaign.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-07-0645 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsWhat are Orbeez, Master?Noah goes a full 40 minutes without mentioning Batman, Cole finally opens up about his Monopoly-Spider-man-Skate empire, and both reminisce about the joys of drinking from a garden hose.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-06-2940 min
Cole and Noah are FriendsLuke, I am My FatherCole & Noah disclose their personal spoiler policy, spend probably too much time talking about Stranger Things 4, somehow get to A Goofie Movie, and tease the future of Noah's Batman episode.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)2022-06-2844 min