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The Bloodybits Horror ShowEP160 - Titane Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Car Copulators. This week we are joined by a longtime friend of the show, and host of the Grindbin podcast Mike Wood. As we discuss the 2021 horror movie Titane. We cover every lurid detail of the most beat-offable movie so far! All the nipples, cooze oils, and incestuous will they/won't they you can handle in 1 podcast. For more of Mike, check out The Grindbin Podcast You know us https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 2023-05-302h 36
The Bloodybits Horror ShowEP152 - Last House on Dead End StreetHello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine Copulators. This week, we kick off fake-pril, a month of movies that were maybe ripping off other movies? Whatever, it's pretense enough for me. We are joined by long time friend of the show Terry McCollum. And boy howdey, is this a banger. Join us as Terry shares his tale of the facebook farter. and we dive deep into the bestiality, blackface, and deer leg blowjobs of Last House on Dead End Street. Shock and awe, Candice loves this movie, but what does that say ab...2023-04-042h 23
The Bloodybits Horror ShowEP143 - Teen WolfHello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine Copulators. This week, Teen Wolf, Lil, Mikey Fox says the F slur, and I'm stunned. We get into all sorts of discussions about it. The whipped cream hogtie at the party, MJF's dick print in the shower, and how the town bully straight up killed the heroes mom. I guess that was cool to do, just shoot a person dead to rights in the dome... FUCK The love interest is named Boof, that makes no sense, and the basketball scenes drag on FAR too long....2023-01-311h 48
Sex OutsideNature Quickie: Sex Is Natural-- Just Ask The AnimalsSex Outside Nature Quickies are short, 5-minute dives into a specific, practical topic about our bodies and the outdoors. This one features Kelly Simmons, whose background studying animals and plants opened her eyes to the wide world of sex happening all around us outdoors. And we agree! Because the more we started to look into “what animals are having interesting sex?” we quickly learned that the answer is all of them. Tune in to hear just a handful from Kelly as she uncovers fact after fact about how quirky all of our sex lives actually are, and how natural that...2021-04-2911 min
Copulators Die First68: PENIS EXPLOSION!? (The Mortuary Collection, 2019)Nick and Ash are back to discuss not only the political status of America (ahhhh!!!), but a fun little diddy of an anthology movie which includes mystery octopus monsters, awkward spousal murder, red eyed, cremated demon children, and most importantly PENIS EXPLOSION!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-11-0957 minCopulators Die First67: Zoom Seance (Host, 2020)We have a little tidbit of horror here for you where Ash and Nick review the first film shot during the COVID Pandemic.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-10-1923 minCopulators Die First66: Evil Home Owners Association (Spiral, 2019)Ash and Nick are back! Finally! With Spooky Season already well underway, they catch up and dive into a new episode about a new Shudder Original for your hearing pleasure. (Not sponsored by Shudder, but hit us up BBs!)
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-10-1259 minCopulators Die First65: Just A Bunch Of Massholes (Session 9, 2001)The boo crew is back and discussing Session 9! Ash & Nick have an impromptu but completely necessary therapy session, they reminisce on life before the pandemic, and they wonder - truly wonder - if Chinese food is any good in the greater Massachusetts area. All this and more on this week's episode of CDF!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-08-101h 27Copulators Die First64: Space Hellraiser (Event Horizon, 1997)The Ghouls are back discussing 1997's weird time in space - Event Horizon. It's like Hellraiser, but in space!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-07-201h 13Copulators Die First63: Backyard Bunghole (The Gate, 1987)Nick and Ash are back with their first film in a long time! Be gentle, they're trying.
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Th...2020-07-0127 minCopulators Die First62: Just Checking InHi Pumpkins,
We're back with an update episode during these stressful times. No movie, just an important conversation.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-06-221h 11Copulators Die First61: What is Even Reality? (Cabin Fever, 2002)Nick and Ash have crawled out of their respective holes to take down Eli Roth's Cabin Fever.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-06-0157 minCopulators Die First60: The Black PlagueWelcome back to Paranormal Pansies! Is Coronavirus this generation’s Black Plague? Perhaps. Let’s discuss. Nick and Ash get down to the nitty-gritty-icky-sicky science and history of The Black Plague.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-04-2750 minCopulators Die First59: What Day Is It? (Tourist Trap, 1979)Ash and Nick take a trip down “vintage highway” and address what they feel is arguably the original “gayest film ever made.”
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-04-201h 23Copulators Die First58: Weird NJHey Pumpkins,
Sorry for the short hiatus but things have been CRAZY over here at CDF. Big news: Paranormal Pansies is coming over to CDF as a permanent biweekly rainbow-colored paranormal fixture. This week, listen in to the latest Paranormal Pansies topic!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-04-061h 00Copulators Die First57: The Witching Hour (Ft. Bree NicGarran)In these unprecedented times, we have a very special guest episode for you! This week, we sit down with real-life Witch and all-around lovely human, Bree NicGarran! We tackle two of our favorite witchy films, The Craft (again!) and Practical Magic with tangents galore! We love our favorite Witchy Woman :)
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-03-231h 01Copulators Die First56: Wendy's For Breakfast (Cabin In The Woods, 2011)You requested it, and we listened! Nick and Ash take a stab at one of their all time favorite campfests!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-03-091h 35Copulators Die First55: A Real Judy Talk (Dolls, 1987) feat. Caleb from Horror Soup Podcast!Caleb from Horror Soup Podcast is in the audio lab with us this week discussing his pick, Dolls! We’re talking about Judy and her night of toy terror with some good Judy’s! Judy’s talking Judy!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-02-241h 21Copulators Die First54: Human Pudding (Hellraiser, 1987)Finally! A movie Ash really, really, REALLY hates! That’s all.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-02-031h 29Copulators Die First53: Death Drop Gorgeous! (Spookies, 1986)For this VERY special episode of CDF, we hang out with our new best friends - the men behind the upcoming film Death Drop Gorgeous! We discuss their movie, all of the spooky gay things it will deliver (drag queens and death!), and then we all share our favorite things about a movie that was one of their inspirations, Spookies! We’re super excited about this one, pumpkins! And go follow @deathdropgorgeous on all the things!!!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-01-201h 37Copulators Die FirstWhat Is This Gay Shit?OMG, Pumpkins! It’s the first official episode of Paranormal Pansies! Ash takes a dive into the history and inner workings of Ouija boards! Nick is scared of them. Find Paranormal Pansies on Instagram @paranormalpansiespod and on all podcast platforms!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2020-01-131h 07Copulators Die First52: Ham Good (The Exorcist, 1973)HAPPY 1st BIRTHDAY TO US, PUMPKINS! That’s right, it’s CDF’s 1 year pod-iversary, and we thought the only way to properly celebrate was to cover the other movie we discussed in our first episode - The Exorcist! It’s one of our all-time favorite spooks, and Ash’s number 1! We do some good old deep-diving, we go off on tangents, there’s a few good Judy talks, and we reflect and reminisce on our first year as podcasters. Welcome to CDF’s Exorcist Extravaganza, everyone! Thanks to all our listeners and supporters for a great year, and here’s to hoping 2020...2020-01-061h 24Copulators Die FirstCDF 51: I Can Feel All My Pores (New Year’s Evil, 1980)Happy New Year, Pumpkins! Let’s ring in 2020 with the last CDF episode of the decade! May we be able to leave husbands with no background checks, sub-par police work, harsh blush, and emotionally disturbed children with mommy issues in 2019!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-12-3041 minCopulators Die FirstCDF 50: Weird Christmas (Santa's Slay, 2005)Christmas is here, Pumpkins! Welcome to the first ever Copulators Die First Christmas Episode! Naturally, things aren’t completely merry and bright...
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-12-2333 minCopulators Die FirstCDF 49: Is That What We Just Watched? (Gingerdead Man, 2005)Pumpkins, the title speaks for itself. This week was a real doozy of a film for Nick and Ash.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-12-1645 minCopulators Die FirstCDF 48: Something's Wrong With Nana (The Visit, 2015)What else says “Holiday Cheer” like spending time with your estranged grandparents while your mom goes on a booze cruise? Let’s up the ante - Pop Pop has a dirty diaper collection and Nana might be possessed by little lake aliens? Oh, and let’s make it extra spicy - these aren't your grandparents at all! Tune in for a fun discussion and some very special announcements!!!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-12-091h 30Copulators Die FirstCDF 47: Consumerism & Lasers (Chopping Mall, 1986)The holiday season is in full swing, and what better way could Ash and Nick (with special guest Sarah!) get in the spirit than discussing the horrors of Black Friday, on an episode that drops on Cyber Monday? Consumerism, man. What an ugly beast. Sarah requested we cover Chopping Mall, and this little ditty fits in perfectly with our it’s better to give than to receive story line! Malls in the 80’s - monuments to our greed. Only 3 robotic trash cans - the Killbots - can teach us a lesson!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com...2019-12-021h 16Copulators Die FirstCDF 46: Kill The Turkey (Thankskilling, 2009)Join Nick and Ash for their first ever Thanksgiving special! Problematic film aside, dig in and enjoy the content!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-11-2555 minCopulators Die FirstCDF 45: Ring My Bell (The Autopsy of Jane Doe, 2016)Nick and Ash cut right to the chase with this one. It’s a special night radio version of CDF, and they’ve got no time to waste and no shits to give. Who would you Boink, Marry, Kill if your choices are a 300 year old witch, a cat, or a boring old dude in a sweater?
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-11-1848 minCopulators Die FirstCDF 44: Uncomfortable Film (Orphan, 2009)The Gang is back in action after a small hiatus with all new thrills and chills to delight your spooky souls! So, um...Orphan. What an exercise in recognizing red flags. Nick and Ash explore what it means for a film to truly make you uncomfortable down to your very core, because, well, kids are downright creepy. Especially when they aren't actually kids at all...
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-11-111h 16Copulators Die FirstHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!Hey, pumpkins! Nick here with a few spooky announcements on our high holy day of Halloween! Also, enjoy my self-indulgent antics! :)
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-10-3105 minCopulators Die FirstCDF 43: The Boogeyman (Halloween, 1978)Pumpkins, Nick and Ash did it! For the finale of Homoween 2019, we finally do a full length episode dedicated to the film that started it all for horror fans everywhere - John Carpenter’s Halloween! Nick and Ash try something new as far as format, so stick with em, because good things are coming :)
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-10-281h 02Copulators Die FirstCDF 42: Always Check Your Candy! (Trick 'r Treat, 2009)On this third week of Homoween, Ash and Nick take a look at one of their absolute favorite movies of all time - horror or not! Nick does his best to give the performance of a lifetime as he dramatically reads the IMDB synopsis (with tangents and opinions inserted occasionally - duh). He's available for all types of voice over work - commercials, important announcements, Moviefone guy replacement, sassy GPS voice, etc.! In addition to that, we have a super special TREAT in store for you, pumpkins! Take a listen and find out what we have for you! No...2019-10-211h 39Copulators Die FirstCDF 41: Is She Dead? (Haunt, 2019)It’s our first listeners choice episode! By a landslide, Nick and Ash are trying something different and reviewing a horror movie that’s brand new for this Homoween season! Listen in as your favorite hosts breakdown Eli Roth's newest scare-fest! It’s not great, but it’s good - which is a compliment for horror movies. With tangents galore, and an extra special surprise for Nick, this is NOT one to miss!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-10-141h 51Copulators Die FirstCDF 40: Hocum Pokem (Hocus Pocus, 1993)To officially kick off the Homoween season, Nick and Ash take on the Disney classic Hocus Pocus! It may not technically be a horror movie, but it is definitely the ultimate suburban Halloween, crunchy leaves, which house gives out full candy bars, cozy Fall with chunky sweaters and apple cider movie. And this is definitely our podcast and not yours, and this movie is a house favorite so don’t come for us. So sit back and enjoy as this seasonal classic gets the CDF treatment!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-10-072h 09Copulators Die FirstCDF 39: Yabbos Everywhere (Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark, 1988)Oh, hi! We’re just casually kicking off spooky season with one of our favorite spooky ladies! Listen in - because it’s just the beginning of our favorite time of year! We’re celebrating strong women, discussing the importance of Halloween candy, and anticipating all of the awesome spooks and boos to come for HOMOWEEN!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-09-301h 27
Copulators Die FirstBoo-nus Episode 3! The Murder Of Jeannette DePalma and The Watcher House MysteryNick and Ash Join Toil And Trouble Podcast for a unique look at mysteries from their home town and surrounding areas. This one is going to be a scream! #spookygirlapproved
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-09-271h 53Copulators Die FirstCDF 38: Fact Vs Film: The Mothman Prophecies (2002)As we round home base on our Fact Vs Film series for September, we go a different direction with our horror obsession. We’re tackling our first urban legend and the movie inspired by the book, inspired by the legend! That bump in the night? Is there something - SOMEONE - tapping at your window in the dark? Is it the boogeyman or something else entirely? Something...not of this world, perhaps? Look for the red glowing eyes in the middle of the night in West Virginia. They have something to tell you.
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Send in a voice message: https://pod...2019-09-231h 11Copulators Die FirstCDF 37: Fact Vs Film: The Haunting In Connecticut (2009)As we enter September, it’s back to school, pumpkins! Time to get our facts straight! All month long we’ll be taking a little fact-finding journey to discover how much liberty the film industry takes when movies are based on true events. This week we dissect The Haunting in Connecticut. 2009 was a magical time for film; but not in this case! Ash puts on their investigative lenses and dives into what kind of creative liberties were taken and what parts of real life were too...unsavory for this vanilla, conventional film. Come along as we recount the haunting...er...alle...2019-09-161h 07Copulators Die FirstCDF 36: Fact Vs Film: The Conjuring (Ft Tori from Toil And Trouble Podcast)As we enter September, it’s back to school, pumpkins! Time to get our facts straight! All month long we’ll be taking a little fact-finding journey to discover how much liberty the film industry takes when movies are based on true events. Tori from Toil and Trouble is back to help with the research! This week we’ll be comparing The Conjuring to the events that inspired it: the Perron family haunting, the legend of Bathsheba Sherman, and the accounts of Ed & Lorraine Warren. We’re excited! Are you excited!? You better be, nerds!
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Copulators Die FirstBOO-NUS EPISODE #2: Your Hosts with the MostConference time with Nick and Ash! Get to know your hosts just a little better with a quick (not really) Q&A!
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Copulators Die FirstCDF 35: 80's Demon Flashdance (The Evil Dead, 1981)Campers, pack your bags because summer camp is officially over! With the bittersweet taste of charred marshmallows and awkward first kisses in our mouths, we say goodbye to this chapter; but not before reading from The Necronomicon with Ash (quite literally) and Nick! Listen here, children: reading is what!? Fundamental! Too bad Ash and his friends didn’t do much of that! On the bright side, what better way to celebrate the last week of camp than with one of the penultimate films regarding a good old fashioned weekend camping trip in the Tennessee woods with your friends where they all...2019-09-021h 13
Copulators Die FirstCDF 34: I'm A Power Ranger (Zombeavers, 2014)Campers, we are nearing the end of the inaugural run of Camp IDontWannaDie! Sit back and relax as Ash and Nick bring you the detailed account of the comically awful, yet delightfully fun, 2014 film Zombeavers! Tangents aplenty, your head counselors (ahem...Nick) get a little carried away by the zombeaver fever! I mean, zom-bear-ver!? C’mon! Be sure to place your vote for the film we’ll be covering in the Camp IDontWannaDie finale, and stay tuned for what’s coming next! It’s almost the end of summer and all our spooky little hearts are quivering with autumn excitement!
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Copulators Die FirstCDF 33: Vignettes of Terror (Urban Legend, 1998 ft. David Nora Jr.)Welcome back, pumpkins! This week author David Nora Jr. stops in to discuss his recently released book Slasher Crasher, while also helping Nick and Ash dissect fact from fiction - or LEGEND - in this week's film.
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Copulators Die FirstCDF 32: Manos: Hands Down (Manos: The Hands of Fate ft. Toil And Trouble Podcast)Join Nick and Ash as they welcome Tori and Meagan from Toil and Trouble Podcast to the Counselor's bunk. Pumpkins, this week we are diving deep into possibly the worst film ever made, according to Ash, and well, everyone else that was forced to sit down and muscle through this as requested by Tori. Light's out campers, because it's after hours.
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Copulators Die FirstCDF 31: Specific Gay Reference (Plan 9 From Outer Space, 1959)Stock footage. Poor editing. Cheesy dialogue. Over-the-top acting. More stock footage. UFO models on strings. Overtly gay character acting. Vampira. What do all these things have in common? They’re key components of the “best worst movie of all time,” Plan 9 from Outer Space! In this week’s installment of horror education at Camp IDontWannaDie your hosts with the most take a look at what could possibly be worse than a high school production of a student-written play called “Dracula meets the Space Aliens” or something. Oh, but wait there’s zombies too. Well, whatever. Nothing makes sense anyway. It’s quite a confus...2019-08-121h 09
Copulators Die First30: Kotton Kandy Meat Locker (Killer Klowns From Outer Space, 1988)CDF is celebrating its 30th episode already!? We’re Thirty, flirty, and thriving as the kids say! After a brief hiatus, your favorite queers are back! We start with a catch-up sesh before hopping back on the bus to Camp IDontWannaDie. We’re getting personal - we’re talking loss, mental health, and striving to live our best lives. Then, we’re getting super campy! Killer Klowns From Outer Space is on the chopping block as we enter the big top and admit that these Klowns are far more charming than anyone else in this cult classic! Sorry not sorry, you’ll n...2019-08-051h 13
Copulators Die FirstBoo-nus Ep. #1: Don't Ingest This (Ft. The Worst Horror Podcast)In light of recent events, this episode is dedicated to the late Luca Charles, Camp IDONTWANNADIE's beloved mascot. Ash and Nick have decided to release the unaired bonus episode recorded with their good friends and co-counselors Yaz and Kasey of The Worst Horror Podcast! Hang with our Scooby Gang as they dive deep into their respective local lore and much, MUCH more!
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Copulators Die FirstRIP Luca - Taking This Week OffHi everyone, Nick here. My French Bulldog Luca suddenly passed away this week while I was in Ohio visiting Ash. We’ll be taking this week off to heal, but we’ll be back August 5th with a new episode.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-07-2605 min
Copulators Die FirstFurries of Fury (Furry Nights, 2016)This film is an Amazon Prime hand-picked...gem? This “so bad it’s good” experience was thrust upon us like a bad trip and congrats! - we’re sharing it with you. Join your favorite homos as they traverse the rocky terrain of this B Horror flick that checks off all of the boxes on the list of things you absolutely shouldn't do while camping. Oh, and there are killer furries too.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-07-2132 min
Copulators Die FirstThe Great, Wide Wonkaverse (The Witches, 1990)Rob from The Pumpkin Spice Podcast is in the studio this week! Well, kind of. Modern technology breaks down geographical communication barriers. Rob and your fearless hosts are helping tear down the 90’s film that seemed to give every little kid nightmares! From opulent wardrobe choices to maniacal, magical world domination, we dissect and reminisce on The Witches! The gang also takes on existential questions about Willy Wonka standing for something way bigger than just a candy monarchy, and the potential existence of a Wonkaverse. Are the Witches and Willy in cahoots or mortal enemies? The world may never know!
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Copulators Die FirstLime Green Jello (Jennifer's Body, 2009)Did you ever have that one girl in school that you SWORE was straight out of hell? Well, Jennifer is basically that girl. She’s evil, and not just high school evil. She is literally a succubus. She’s here to tell you all about how boys are dumb, and tear down the patriarchy with her campy one-liners. Nick and Ash never thought they’d worship a demon, but Jennifer and Needy are quite persuasive. Join them as they sing the praises of Diablo Cody’s criminally under-celebrated turn at horror - Jennifer’s Body!
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Copulators Die FirstWelcome To Camp! (Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter)Hello Campers! Counselor Death Sprinkles here! Hold onto your bags, because the buses are making no stops and we are going FULL SPEED AHEAD! Nick and Ash are excited for the first week of Camp Idontwannadie and they hope everyone is prepared to talk about this week's film! It’s campy! It takes place at a camp! All we need now are some roasty marshmallows! What's your favorite campfire tale? Maybe one about a dude in a hockey mask that just...won't...DIE?
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-07-011h 07
Copulators Die FirstWe Need To Do Better (Seed of Chucky & The Skin I Live In)The last week, and subsequently the last episode of Pride Month is upon us, and Nick and Ash reflect on what it truly means to be in an era where representation is done both effectively and responsibly - or when it isn’t. The duo take on not one, but two films this week and read each one in the very first head to head, versus death match. Grab your reading glasses because the library is open. When it comes to our trans brothers and sisters, we can do better. Happy pride, everyone!
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Copulators Die FirstSheer Opulence (The Hunger, 1983)Ever wonder what the B in LGBTQIA+ stands for? B for Bowie? B for Bisexual David Bowie? In this case it does. Nick and Ash really READ this film for all it's worth, but spoiler, it isn't a whole lot. Steamy shower scenes? Bi-curious Susan Sarandon? Wild and outlandish medical inaccuracies? Oh, just wait 'til Nick and Ash pull all the skeletons out of the closet...or attic...on this one ;)
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Copulators Die FirstGayest Film of All Time (Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge)Is it all editing, dumb boys, and pure coincidence, or is the topic of this week's episode just THE GAYEST horror film in cinema history? Nick and Ash discuss theories, rumors, and their own opinions while diving head-first into this infamous installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. How did they not realize how gay this movie was? A leather bar? Balls flying at faces? Naked towel ass whipping? Flaming hot dogs? Emotional, sweaty boys? A Meryl Streep look-alike? Also, what is the gayest organ in the human body? (spoiler - it isn't the penis!) All this and more...2019-06-101h 28
Copulators Die FirstWhen 2 Become 1 (The Perfection)Happy Pride, everyone! Nick and Ash have decided to change it up a little bit and do something more current.
2019's The Perfection has gained a lot of varying reviews, so listen in, and let the untucking begin.
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Copulators Die FirstBabashook! (The Babadook)Babadook? No, Babashook, honey! We're only getting started! Pride is upon us, and we're here to drop some knowledge.
As promised, the below links are here to help. More information is available at https://pflag.org/hotlines
The Trevor Project: (866) 488-7386
The Trevor Project is the leading national organization providing crisis intervention and suicide prevention services to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) young people ages 13-24.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: (800) 273-8255 (online chat available)
Crisis Text Line: Text START to 741-741
Crisis Text Line is free, 24/7 support fo...2019-05-281h 25Copulators Die FirstThey Just Don't Believe Like They Used To (The Skeleton Key)Voodoo - is it all just smoke and mirrors? Kate Hudson can't answer that question because she can't have any mirrors in this 2005 spooky, swampy, tales from the bayou classic! Tune in to find out why! And beware the body-ody-ody snatchers!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-05-201h 20Copulators Die FirstSeven Days (The Ring)Creepy ASMR intro? maybe. What happens in 7 days? Maybe you die, maybe Ash finally has an episode edited. Listen in to find out
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-05-131h 15Copulators Die FirstIs Tamara Home? (The Strangers)Are you uncomfortable at home, alone, in the dark? Did you hear that bump? Are your doors locked? Did you leave the ice cream out on the counter?
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-05-051h 28Copulators Die FirstToxie And The Crusaders (Toxic Crusaders) - Toxic Avengers Pod GamesLike Ash and Nick, Toxie is no stranger to a mess. And well, he fits right in with this episode.
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SlashersThe Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989)As a tie in to our event, Toxic Avengers #PodGame, we humbly submit our review of The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie. For those of you not following the announcements on instagram, Toxic Avengers #PodGame was Jake's idea to coincide with the release of Avengers: End Game, but with horror's favorite mutated monster hero: Toxie. Be sure to check out Cult Classic Mania (reviewing The Toxic Avenger), Gorelords (reviewing The Toxic Avenger Part II), Terror Trio (reviewing Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV), and Copulators Die First (reviewing episodes of Toxic Crusaders). In this film, Toxie (R...2019-04-241h 29Copulators Die FirstThe Breakfast Club, But With Aliens (The Faculty)Keep hydrated, Dannon won't let you forget.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-04-222h 02Copulators Die FirstDo Demons Recognize Daylight Savings? (Deathgasm)Have you ever played your vinyl backwards? No? Maybe you shouldn't. But in this episode Nick and Ash take a dive into a witty New Zealand horror comedy, complete with gore, face paint, and a whole lot of zombies.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-04-151h 26Copulators Die FirstPretty Not Good (House of Wax - 2005)Ash and Nick explore what 2005 looked like for horror. And it was pretty hot.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-04-0858 minCopulators Die FirstBughuul's School Of New Rules (Sinister) Bughuul is a strange fella that likes to creep on little kids so they can join his slumber party of death. Ash's sister Dre stops in to talk about why she has chosen this as her favorite scare.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-04-011h 10Copulators Die FirstYou Hit Me With The Phone, You Dick! (Scream)I scream, you scream, Nick screams, because we got tattoos and we're talking about our inspiration.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/copulatorsdiefirst/message2019-03-251h 25Copulators Die FirstMaiden Voyage of Shit (Virus) - Feat. Jake From Slashers!We're partying like it's 1999 with our friend Jake from Slashers! Together we traverse the treacherous waters that is this literal 1999 adventure starring our favorite Scream Queen, but realistically she can't even save the epic disaster adventure that is Virus.
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Copulators Die FirstHeather's Pocket Full Of Teeth (The Blair Witch Project)Ash revisits the ONLY movie to have actually scared the pants off of her as a kid. Oh, and by the way, don't go in the basement.
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Copulators Die FirstBad Doll Bullshit (Child’s Play)Just like Nick and Ash, ol' Chucky wants to be your friend til the end!
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Copulators Die FirstMore Blood For You Glen Coco (A Nightmare on Elm Street)Special guest and podcast husband, Arthur sits down to have a kiki with Nick and Ash to spill the tea on his favorite lady, Nancy Thompson and the crew of A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
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Copulators Die FirstSnow Globe Moutain Sausage Party (The Thing) - Feat. Matt from Cult Classic ManiaSpecial guest Matthew from Cult Classic Mania stops in to have a kiki, and spills the tea about John Carpenter's The Thing
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Copulators Die FirstSaturday Night Fever: Murder Edition (Prom Night)What's Nick's favorite era in music? Disco. How do you improve on disco? By adding a dash of murder to it. Murder Disco Prom, baby!
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Copulators Die FirstThe B*tches Of Eastwick (The Craft)Join the Coven as Nick and Ash discuss Ash's favorite piece of wonderfully witchy 90's cinema.
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Copulators Die FirstCommunicable Demon Disease (Night of the Demons)Ash and Nick are all about a good Halloween party. But what about a campy, 80's, demonic Halloween party? Consider the RSVP in the mail! Listen in for Night Of The Demons!
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Copulators Die FirstCaptain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen (House of 1000 Corpses)Nick and Ash are back at it, diving into what makes House Of 1,000 Corpses a wild ride of murder, and all out weird.
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Copulators Die FirstNightmare Vacation (Sleepaway Camp)Nick and Ashley unpack all of the good, the bad and the ugly of what makes Sleepaway Camp.
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Copulators Die FirstDemonic Potty Mouth And The BoogeymanEpisode 1. We're finally here. In your ears. And we're spilling the tea for you all about what screams keep us coming back for more.
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Copulators Die FirstGaggedJust a bit of banter, a sample of what is to come in the next few days.
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This Anthro LifeFreeThink 5: Finding Balance in the Midst of BurnoutFreethink #5: Finding Balance in the midst of BurnoutIn this week’s free think Ryan and Adam talk burning out and finding balance. They reflect on their travels to conferences for the Society for Applied Anthropology and the Society for American Archaeology and why conferences are inspirational and invigorating. Also the AMAZING fact that TAL now has over 11,000 subscribers!! Thank you so much to everyone for helping us build the tribe, let’s keep taking this to the top! Social Consciousness FTW.Links to Learn More:Sapiens and Fuente’s essay on Nature’s Most Creative Copulato2017-04-1231 min