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Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!A Chickaluki Christmas Carol by Corey Ryan Forrester!Hello friends! It is that time a year again where we must put aside our cynicism and remember we are human! This adaptation of A Christmas Carol (written by yours truly!) aims to do just that! I hope you all enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoyed creating it, and I hope it brings you joy in these uncertain times! Thank you all for being here, and if you want to fill me with the Christmas sprout, consider paying for a subscription! But you don’t have to. I’ll love you...
2025-12-2429 min
The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastVictim or Villain? - Survivor 49 Episode 10 RecapThis week on The Bitter Jury, your boys spiral into full Thanksgiving-week delulu as Survivor 49 delivers its messiest merge vote yet. Corey kicks things off recreating Kristina's “Who are you voting for?!” meltdown while Ryan sits there spiritually confused, as usual. From there, the episode unravels into a masterclass of paranoia, idol leaks, gas-based cover stories, and everybody trying (and failing) to play the middle at the same damn time. We break down:Kristina's post-blindside existential crisis Sage + Juwan’s duo going FBI → TMZ as they spill EVERYBODY’S info to the wrong peoplePurple Sophie stepping into her Villain Era and sin...
2025-12-061h 16
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Live with Corey Ryan ForresterThis is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
2025-11-2706 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastA Game Losing Blunder - Survivor 49 Episode 9 RecapRyan and Corey are back and new era Survivor editing is on TRIAL. The boys break down a… let’s call it “wobbly” merge episode of Survivor 49: from the weird Uncle Jeff narration and another forced sob story, to production clearly thirsting over Rizzo & Savannah while pretending the rest of the cast doesn’t exist. They dive into:How knowing the 50 cast has completely nuked the tension of these last three votesIs Rizzo playing a great game, or is everyone else just playing terribly around him?Why Sophie might secretly be in the best spot in the game and deserv...
2025-11-251h 11
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Live with Corey Ryan ForresterThis is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
2025-11-2114 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastMC Hammered - Survivor 49 Episode 8 RecapBitter Jury Nation, your boys are BACK and somehow Survivor is actually two for two?? Corey and Ryan break down a surprisingly spicy merge vote and from there get into: Savannah vs Sage and the full-blown Victim Olympics™Whether Savannah is actually a “scary mean girl” or just catching a rough editSophie’s “perfect on paper” plan, MC’s fatal mouth, and how one spilled secret flipped the whole voteRizzo’s idol gamble: galaxy-brain genius or reckless clownery that just happened to work?The overpowered twist buffet at the challenge, extra votes, and why production loves bad ideas more than good onesPlu...
2025-11-2058 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastA Casualty Of War - Survivor 49 Episode 7 RecapSurvivor finally lit a match. Corey & Ryan bicker through a merge that the edit kept calling a “war,” while actually playing out like a glorious free-for-all. We debate the Shannon lie, get into the Sophie/Soph name debacle, and break down Sage vs. Savannah—the petty, spicy rivalry the new era desperately needed. Savannah literally dives for MC’s key, Rizzo gives an all-time flimsy idol bluff, and poor Nate becomes collateral. Ryan accuses Corey of playing the victim; Corey accuses Ryan of hating women (he does not, calm down); but BOTH accuse uncle Jeff of turning this episode into a Surviv...
2025-11-101h 23The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastConceptualizing Sight In The Womb - Survivor 49 Episode 6 RecapThe Bitter Jury boys are back and immediately spiraling 😭 Corey asks Ryan for his fondest memory of “the womb,” and somehow that turns into a serious debate about Shannon claiming she remembers conceptualizing sight. From there, things only get messier.This week, we break down the so-called war brewing in Survivor 49: – Sage's villain era officially kicks off –Sophie’s finally getting airtime (and confessionals! ..... barely) – Knowledge Is Power returns from the grave — and we hate it– Kristina gives the underdog moment of the season .... (according to corey) – Shannon vs. Sage: masterclass strategy or petty revenge? –...
2025-10-311h 21The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastMother On Mother Crime - Survivor 49 Episode 5 RecapCorey and Ryan bicker their way through a spicy episode: Jason returns from tribal on the absolute bottom and somehow doesn’t play his Shot in the Dark, the “journey” puts us all to sleep, and the boys debate whether Hina should’ve blatantly thrown the challenge. We dive into Steven’s morning-strategy pearl-clutching, the Sage vs. Shannon cold war, and Savannah’s one-woman anti-Jawan crusade. Nate tells a teammate to “shut up,” Jeff forgets how to do mat chat, chickens make a controversial comeback (Sia who?), and the looming “merge war” better be Super Bowl-level or we riot. It’s petty, it’s opiniona...
2025-10-2957 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastBitter Banter #1: Listener Emails & The Cast's Hot Takes!It’s not a recap — it’s a mess. Corey and Ryan dive into the Survivor 49 cast’s pre-season “hot takes” and proceed to roast, agree, disagree, spiral, and maybe even regret doing this episode in the first place. They also respond to some listener emails, bicker like it’s an Olympic sport, and question how some of these people got cast in the first place. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and somehow still deeply analytical (if you squint).shoot us an email bitterjurypod@gmail.com
2025-10-271h 26The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastGo Kick Rocks, Bro - Survivor 49 Episode 4 RecapCorey and Ryan are back and… bored. Has Survivor finally flatlined, or is there still a pulse under all these sob stories? In this week’s episode, the Bitter Jury wonders if the glory days are gone for good, debates whether the show can still be saved, and tries (and fails) to find signs of life in episode four. They may be extra bitter, but deep down — way, way down — they’re still holding out hope.Send us an email with any questions or comments!bitterjurypod@gmail.com
2025-10-241h 20
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!The Loss Of Surprise: By Corey Ryan ForresterI had a kid in my late 30’s so while you are never truly prepared for fatherhood, I was a lot more knowledgeable of what to expect than the average southern man who impregnates the first girl to talk to him at a bonfire when he’s 19 (though lord knows I gave it a college try {or at least I think I did, I never went to college}) but recently it has dawned on me that I’m going to be among the first generation of parents that has to explain to their children the extinction of a once very c...
2025-10-2205 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastSophi's Choice - Survivor 49 Episode 3 RecapCorey and Ryan finally meet up in the wild at a Survivor bar event, and shocker — they immediately start beefing. Not just with each other, but with another Survivor podcast (shots fired). They dive into this week’s medical “emergency” — was Jake’s snake bite removal necessary or was it just just typical Probst Emmy bait? Plus: the breakdown of the blue tribe, who’s actually playing smart, and some bold (and probably cursed) winner predictions.send us a voicemail! speakpipe.com/bitterjurypodor an email! bitterjurypod@gmail.com stay bitterrrr!
2025-10-151h 01The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastDr. Jekyll & Annie Hyde - Survivor 49 Episode 2 RecapCorey and Ryan tackle Survivor 49, Episode 2 — where Annie might be serving up both Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde.The duo debates her split personalities from episode 1 to 2, question the editing (again), and side-eyes Jeff like it’s their job.Fire an e-mail or drop a voice note with any questions comments or feedback! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comspeakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-10-071h 07The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastBack & Bitter-er Than Ever - Survivor 49 Premiere RecapThe Bitter Jury is BACK, baby! Corey and Ryan return for the Survivor 49 premiere — and they’re bickering more than ever. From questionable twists to unhinged first impressions (and yes, an alarming amount of bodily fluids), they break it all down. Send an email or a voice note! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comspeakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-10-071h 23
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Corey Ryan Forrester’s Thought of The Day….kinda?Hey y’all! Today my thought is that my head is free of thoughts! And by god that is a good thing! Watch and I’ll explain! Go To CoreyRyanForrester.com to book me for a Cameo and all sorts of other stuff! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
2025-09-2609 min
Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such!Corey Ryan Forrester’s Thought Of The Day: Obey Hanlon’s Razor!Happy day! CoreyRyanForrester.com for all my stuff! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe
2025-09-2606 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastThe Not-So-Grand Finale | Survivor AU Vs. The World Episode 10 RecapIt’s the Survivor AU: Vs The World finale — and Ryan and Corey have all their chips on Parvati. Was this finale the epic showdown we wanted… or just a lukewarm ending with one fiery highlight? (Shoutout to that firemaking challenge 🔥). We break down where the season soared, where it stumbled, and debate where the winner lands among Survivor’s all-time greats — all while arguing and bickering more than ever. It’s a fittingly chaotic send-off for a chaotic season.Until season 49! Send us some questions comments or lovecoreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comspeakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-09-171h 02The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastIt's Parv's World & They're Just Living In It | AU Vs. The World Episodes 8 & 9 RecapRyan and Corey tackle Survivor AU: Vs The World Episodes 8 & 9 — and let’s just say… we’re disappointed. Luke’s gameplay has us scratching our head, everyone is STILL refusing to target Parvati and Cirie (WHY?!), and we’re left dumbfounded watching Parv waltz her way to the end untouched. Expect bickering, laughing, and a few “are we watching the same show?!” moments as we try to make sense of this madness.send us a voicemail or an email! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comspeakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-09-171h 06The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastNo Champagne For Shonee | AU Vs. The World Episode 7 RecapThis week, Ryan and Corey are losing their minds over Survivor AU: Vs The World Episode 7 — because apparently no one wants to target Parvati?! We dissect the wild double eviction, argue about just how busted Parvati’s power might be, and Corey issues his official “sorry for the spoilers” statement (we love accountability).Send us an e-mail or a voicemail to share your thoughts! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comspeakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-09-1757 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastCrushin' Kirby | AU Vs. The World Episode 6 RecapCorey and Ryan return to dissect Survivor AU: Vs The World episode six, where Kirby’s gameplay gets more erratic by the minute—and her Parvati crush is getting harder to ignore. We break down the bizarrely unbalanced edit, bicker (as always) about the gameplay and ask the question on everyone’s mind: are we still watching Survivor, or has this officially become The Parvati Show™?send us an email or voice note! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comspeakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-09-0151 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastSarah-nara! | AU Vs The World Episode 5 RecapCorey and Ryan are back to unpack Survivor AU: Vs The World episode five, and whew—Sarah’s gameplay is giving whiplash. We break down her chaotic decisions and dramatic downfall, debate whether Kirby is secretly pulling strings or playing messy and of course we are starting to side-eye the Parvati Show™ that production can’t seem to turn off. Plus, where’s the airtime for Tommy Kass and Lisa? Justice for the invisible castaways!send us an email or voicemail! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comspeakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-08-311h 12The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastThe Male Pagonging | AU Vs. The World Episode 4 RecapThe Superbowl of Survivor continues, and Corey & Ryan are back to break down Episode Four of AU vs The World! This week we dive into Tony’s shaky footing in the game, the Parvati Paradox (is it possible to get too much screen time?), and Sarah’s gameplay choices that have us scratching our heads. Of course, no recap would be complete without our trademark bickering, bantering, and brutally honest hot takes.Send us an email or a voicenote at coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comor speakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-08-271h 02The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastOff With His Head! | AU Vs. The World Episode 3 RecapCorey and Ryan are back with Episode 3 of Survivor AU: Vs. The World — and it’s a royal mess. We dive into the downfall of King George, debate whether Kirby’s lack of pre-game knowledge is an advantage or a disadvantage, and break down the mix of strategy and chaos that defined the week. As always, there’s plenty of banter, bickering, and bold Survivor takes along the way.send us an email or a voice note! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comspeakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-08-261h 08The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastClash of the Titans | AU Vs. The World Ep. 2 RecapCorey and Ryan are back to recap Episode 2 of Survivor AU: Vs. The World — and the “Super Bowl of Survivor” is finally living up to the hype. George is up to his usual shenanigans, Kirby is already running the show, and David’s gameplay sparks some heated debate between the hosts. With more banter, more bickering, and way juicier gameplay than the premiere, this episode is packed with drama, strategy, and plenty of Bitter Jury spice.Send us an email or drop a comment/question voicenote! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comspeakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-08-2557 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastThe Super Bowl of Survivor! | AU Vs. The World Episode 1 Recap🎙️ The Bitter Jury Podcast is back — and Survivor has never been bigger. Corey and Ryan kick off their recap of Episode 1 of Survivor AU: Vs. The World (aka the Super Bowl of Survivor 🏆🌏). From George and Shonee making amends to Parvati and Rob's flirt-off, Kirby’s stone cold assasin approach, and David’s usual antics, we break down all the shenanigans, blindsides, and alliances forming right out of the gate. Of course, we bicker about who played it best (and worst 👀) while dissecting the premiere from every angle. If you love drama, strategy, and a little Survivor trash talk, this episode is for you.
2025-08-2543 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastHOT Takes, Hard Truths🔥 Corey and Ryan dive into the spiciest Survivor hot takes from across the fandom — no idol can save you now. From “Maria's vote was justified” to “Chris Underwood DESERVED his win!” we’re reacting, debating, and dragging (with love). It’s chaotic, opinionated, and very Bitter Jury. 🌴Send us an email! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comor drop us a voice note! speakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-08-051h 12The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastSurvivor Superlatives: The Hot, The Robbed, and The UnderratedGrab your torches and your hot takes—Corey and Ryan hand out high school-style superlatives to Survivor legends and flops alike. From “Most Robbed” to “Best Looking” to "Best Alliance Ever" no castaway is safe. Who gets the crown, and who gets snuffed? Tune in and fight us in the comments.Send us an e-mail with your thoughts! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comor a voicemail! we just might play it on a future ep! speakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-07-311h 15
Through the Screen DoorPublic Domain Sleepy Time Theatre w/ Corey Ryan Forrester: Tom Sawyer Ch 1Hey everyone! Heres a preview of my new podcast Public Domain Sleepy Time Theatre, where i read you a bedtime story! This first season is The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and we are already on ch 29 at WeLoveCorey.com so go subscribe, enjoy, and support ya boy!
2025-07-3030 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastReacting To The TOP 25 Moments In Survivor HistoryThe fans have spoken — and now we’re speaking louder! Corey and Ryan react to the RHAP fan-voted Top 25 Moments in Survivor History, breaking down the iconic, the chaotic, and the "wait, this made the list?!" From blindsides to breakdowns, showmances to shattered urns, we're reliving it all with plenty of hot takes and a light dusting of shade. Did your fave moment make the cut… or did the fans fumble the vote?Send us an email! coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.comor leave us a voicemailspeakpipe.com/bitterjurypod
2025-07-291h 28The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastThe Rice Don't Taste As Good... New Era VS Old Era BreakdownRyan’s got a list, and this time it’s personal. In this episode, Ryan and Corey break down all the reasons the new era of Survivor just doesn’t hit like the old days. From too many sob stories and soft edits to Jeff turning into a life coach, the boys mourn the loss of grit, strategy, and coconut-hoarding chaos. Shockingly, they agree on almost everything — which is either beautiful or terrifying. (Don’t worry, there’s still a little yelling.)Send us an email with your feebdack or ideas! CoreyCoreyandCorey@Gmail.com Or a voicemail!
2025-07-211h 17The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastWrongful Snuffing - A Farewell To Jonathan LaPagliaThis week, Ryan and Corey are gutted over the shocking news that Australian Survivor host Jonathan LaPaglia has been fired. The boys pay tribute to the king of tribal council torches and recaps, reflecting on why he’s been such a core part of what makes Aussie Survivor elite. Then, it's time to celebrate the madness: they dive into their Top 5 favorite twists in Australian Survivor history — idols, non-eliminations, you name it. Of course, no episode is complete without a little chaos: Ryan and Corey spiral into a passionate argument over what's actually classified as “the pole challenge.” (Spoiler: neither...
2025-07-1449 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastDRAFTING Au Vs The World!Corey and Ryan sit down to draft their dream teams for the Australia vs the World all-star showdown — and immediately forget the "dream" part. What starts as a simple draft quickly devolves into chaotic bickering, wild hot takes, and at least one questionable pick or two. It's messy, it's petty, it's The Bitter Jury. Who builds the better tribe? Who burns bridges mid-draft? And will they still be speaking by the end of the episode? Tune in to find out.Send us an email with any questions comments or complaints! We might read it on air:CoreyCoreyandCorey@gm...
2025-07-0934 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastFixing 50 - Creating OUR Season 50 CastThe official Survivor Season 50 cast is out—and Corey and Ryan are not impressed. In classic Bitter Jury fashion, the guys throw the producers' picks out the window and draft their own all-returnee fantasy cast instead. Taking turns making picks, they clash over who's worthy, who's overrated, and who deserves redemption. It's messy, it's passionate, it's very on-brand. Tune in for heated debates, surprise choices, and the ultimate fan-made fix for Survivor 50.Please shoot us an email with any questions or comments you have! Fire away to coreycoreyandcorey@gmail.com Subscribe & Leave us 5...
2025-06-051h 20The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastThe Bitterest End - Finale RecapCorey and Ryan break down the Survivor 48 finale — and wow, are they not impressed. From the head-scratching strategic choices to the lackluster final tribal council, nothing about this season satisfied them. They argue (a lot), read some spicy fan mail, and still can’t wrap their heads around those casting choices for Season 50. It’s the finale of The Bitter Jury, and they’re going out just as salty as they came in.Remember to shoot an email and you just might hear your question or comment on the pod! CoreyCoreyandCorey@gmail.com
2025-05-301h 07The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastAll-Stars? More Like No-Stars! - Season 50 Cast ReactionIt’s Survivor 50, and production had one job... and they blew it. Corey and Ryan dive headfirst into the long-awaited cast reveal for the monumental season—with one twist: Corey already knew the cast, and Ryan did NOT. Cue raw reactions, chaotic trickery (Corey lies for sport), and shared outrage at the casting choices. Icons were snubbed. Duds were chosen. Was this the worst all-star lineup ever? The Bitter Jury has thoughts—and they’re not holding back.Fire us an email! CoreyCoreyandCorey@gmail.com
2025-05-281h 29The Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastLove Letters, Who Cares? - Final 6 RecapCorey and Ryan are fed up — no one’s playing smart! Corey’s dead set he’d beat Ryan at every challenge (bring it on). Meanwhile, yet AGAIN zero shots taken at Eva or Joe which makes no sense. And seriously, where the hell was Mitch this episode? Tune in for frustration, trash talk, and all the chaos you didn’t see coming.Please fire an email with your thoughts to CoreyCoreyandCorey@Gmail.com
2025-05-2458 minThe Bitter Jury - A Survivor PodcastOutwit, Outplay, Outback Steakhouse - Final 8 RecapRyan and Corey are back to break down the Final 8 episode with all the bitterness it deserves. We dig into the deep frustration of watching players fumble the bag and pass up obvious moves—seriously, what are they doing out there? We also detour into a passionate (and mildly unhinged) debate: Applebee’s or Outback Steakhouse—which reigns supreme in the land of chain dining reward food? Plus, we get real about the New Era: what’s working, what’s not, and why we’re maybe…kind of…over it. Oh, and yes—we have thoughts on that “fried chicken and waffles” song.
2025-05-1557 min