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Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 307 – Start Spreading The NewsI gotta be honest, I saw this picture and the first thing that came to mind was: I bet Dan Levy (and for that matter David Rose) smells great. Just the perfect fragrance for any situation. It’s not a funny caption but it’s honest, dammit.
Wow everyone, we have very nearly made it. A few more steps and we will have summitted the peak of Schitt Mountain. Our oxygen is getting low, we passed several long dead corpses on the way up, and we only have a few minutes to enjoy it before we have to descend or e...2022-01-1943 min
Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 307 – Start Spreading The NewsI gotta be honest, I saw this picture and the first thing that came to mind was: I bet Dan Levy (and for that matter David Rose) smells great. Just the perfect fragrance for any situation. It’s not a funny caption but it’s honest, dammit.
Wow everyone, we have very nearly made it. A few more steps and we will have summitted the peak of Schitt Mountain. Our oxygen is getting low, we passed several long dead corpses on the way up, and we only have a few minutes to enjoy it before we have to descend or e...2022-01-1943 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 306 – The PitchSay goodnight, not goodbye, Moira. Soon we may part, but we will always have Spotify (at least as long as we keep paying for hosting).
So, Schitt’s Creek is finally getting around to wrapping Schitt up, which means we have to figure out what is in store for Johnny, Moira, David, Alexis, and the rest. This episode focuses on Johnny, Stevie, and Roland and their attempt to turn their little roadside motel into a massive corporate chain. Before the big bucks can roll in, they have to attend an actual New York board meeting, and I’m sure Rola...2022-01-1249 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 306 – The PitchSay goodnight, not goodbye, Moira. Soon we may part, but we will always have Spotify (at least as long as we keep paying for hosting).
So, Schitt’s Creek is finally getting around to wrapping Schitt up, which means we have to figure out what is in store for Johnny, Moira, David, Alexis, and the rest. This episode focuses on Johnny, Stevie, and Roland and their attempt to turn their little roadside motel into a massive corporate chain. Before the big bucks can roll in, they have to attend an actual New York board meeting, and I’m sure Rola...2022-01-1249 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 285 – HousewarmingI just picked this because everybody looks happy and that seems like it would be nice.
Well this week we have a certified top tier Schitts Creek episode for you. Housewarming combines the joy of inept childcare with the excitement of a drunken gathering in your underwear. Firstly Johnny and Moira are watching the Schitt kid, the Schitt boy? Schitt baby? You get the idea its Roland and Jocelyn’s child. Meanwhile pretty much every other named character under 45 is at Patrick’s housewarming party in their PJs. Drinks are consumed, lips touch lips, and SO’s get peeved. All in...2021-05-1945 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 279 – Single’s WeekIt’s hard to see in this image, but zoom in to the top left corner and I think that’s a classic coin-op Outrun game cabinet. That’s enough to draw me in to single’s week.
Season finale’s are fun, and even though we technically have one more to go for season 4, this is the spiritual season finale, and it brings all the emotional weight we’ve come to expect from Schitt’s Creek. Alexis is trying to pull off Schitt’s Creek’s Single’s Week, while her family rallies around to help. Except Johnny, he’s busy selfishly...2021-03-1744 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 278 – The RolloutActual screencap from the new Schitt’s Creek FPS dating sim where you play as Ted the Vet in his quest for love.
Hi there. It’s another flawless episode description of a very flawed episode of a podcast covering another flawless episode of Schitt’s Creek. This week pretends like the main plot is a rash breaking out caused by David’s moisturizer that is being given out for free with the new Rose Motel rollout, but the actual main plot is Alexis coming to terms with her own emotions, and gathering the courage to express them. Good for her...2021-03-1048 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEp 273 - Open MicIf thou gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.
This week, on a very special Creek of the Week: A Schitt’s Creek (Formerly Dawson’s Creek) Podcast, or CotW: aSC(FDC)P, as we are called in the industry, we find the Rose’s involved in all kinds of business dealings. Alexis is doing PR work for the motel, and the newfound possibility of success gives Stevie the heebie jeebies. The Stevie Jeebies.. huh. Anyway, also Patrick is trying to drum up business for the store, and decides to throw an open m...2021-01-2742 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 270 – Asbestos FestMoira had to register her jazz hands as lethal weapons.
Ya’ll seen Bridgerton? Well we talk about it, probably more than we talk about Schitt’s Creek. So get ready for that. Once we get to the episode we are delighted by Moira’s creeping stage fright, David’s fumbling attempts to impress the Schitt’s Creek youths, Alexis’s street smarts in dealing with said youths, and Johnny’s business savvy when taking on a new employee. Then we talk about Bridgerton some more!The post Episode 270 – Asbestos Fest first appeared on Creek of the Week.2021-01-0647 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEp 268 - Dead Guy In Room 4I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot guy Schitt.
Welcome back to Schitt’s Creek Season FOOOOOUUUUUUUUR. We’re here and we’re doing it, starting at the bottom with a literal corpse. The hotel has a dead guy problem, and the brilliant minds of Schitt’s Creek have to come together to figure out how to get it out. Meanwhile David and Alexis are evicted from their room and have to seek lodging with their respective love interests which leads to all kinds of goofy shenanigans. This show is a gosh darn delight, as are you, dear li...2020-12-2340 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 261 – Murder MysteryCome on, there’s no world where I would have used any other screenshot. I have a 12 year old’s sense of humor.
This week’s Schitts Creek is a fun episode that finds Johnny and Stevie taking a trip to the local golf course to court potential business. We find out a dark and shameful secret from Alexis, and David just kind of ambles around pointlessly. Moira lends support but not much else. Meanwhile your hosts rant and reminisce like they always do because that’s basically what this show is. Hey, don’t look at me, you’re the one w...2020-10-2142 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 250 – Milk MoneyThat field probably looks like the back wall of our studio if a full Dawson’s Creek reunion is ever announced. Probably smells like it too. Jesus I’m sorry about this one.
This week’s episode features a fun little mixup when Alexis buys Johnny way too much raw milk. It also features some drama when David plays stylist to his mother’s political opponent. Add in the return of sexy Ted the vet, Schitt-faced Jazzagals, and some sick pre-show reccomendos from your hosts, and you’ve got yourself an episode of a podcast.The post Episode 25...2020-07-0140 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 231 – Schitt’s Creek: The DripOur audience, being forcefed new content like a goose being stuffed for foie gras.
Pilots are special, they have to both introduce a show, and grab the attention of potential producers. Second episodes are the true beginning of a series. Perhaps someone should do a podcast that’s just second episodes of various shows, Josh if you’re reading this add it to the list. So Schitt’s Creek truly begins with a few notable events: a water leak, a fondue party, and a kegger in an empty field. Unfortunately only one of these events leads to a...2020-01-2944 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 230 – Schitt’s Creek: Our Cup Runneth OverJohnny just read our proposal for COTW going forward and he’s as confused as you are.
Hey everybody! Welcome back to Creek of the Week. The official podcast of all creek-related television programming. Now that we’ve thoroughly broken down Dawson’s Creek we are moving on to Schitt’s Creek, and since one of your hosts has yet to watch the series, we’re going in order this time. No better place to start than at the beginning. Synopsis: Rich family suddenly becomes poor family, but are allowed to keep one asset, a small podunk tow...2020-01-2242 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 229 – My Three DicksGet yourself a partner who looks at you the way Michelle Williams looks at Dan Hadeya’s Richard Nixon.
Hey guys. Remember us? We used to do a weekly podcast about Dawson’s Creek. Well, due to many circumstances coming together at once (both hosts moving, a broken computer, the usual constant, nagging depression at the state of the world around us), we have been absent from your ears for far too long. In our attempt to dip our toes back into the cool waters of the podcasting world, we decided to watch a film that is...2019-10-221h 49Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEp 227 – A Winter’s 2ale: CoTW Series FinaleI try not to re-use screen caps. But I googled “A Winter’s Tale” and this hack job I made in 2015 was the third result. It felt appropriate. Thanks for listening, everyone.
As promised, we end this show as we began it, with our favorite teen-deflowering episode ever to air on television: A Winter’s Tale. You know what happens: Ski trip, naked fumblings, Dawson kills a guy. We’ve all seen it. It’s what happens before and after Dawson’s Creek that make this particular podcast special. We started doing this never expecting anyone to ever do...2018-12-261h 55Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 226 – All Good Things Must Come to an End.Get you a podcast that looks at you the way Joey looks at Pacey. Wait, what? Podcasts don’t look at… SHUT UP and go with it!
Our next to last regularly scheduled episode is a doozy. For the fourth time we watch the entire series finale of Dawson’s Creek. Our love of this episode is well established, but we felt a final run-through was warranted as our time winds down to its inevitable conclusion. Is a recap necessary? Ok fine: 5 years later, Dawson runs TV show, Pacey owns restaurant in Capeside, Joey editor and engag...2018-12-192h 10Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 223 – Appetite for DestructionYOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU’RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU’RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Alternately: We’ve been dining at, Grams’s brownstone, Pacey’s cookin’, not rice its ris-ottooooooooo no no noooo! Gimme a second I’ll think of one for Rocket Queen.
Episode 223 will henceforth be known as the last late-season Dawson’s Creek episode that we watch on this podcast, and it is arguable that we saved the best (of the last two seasons) for last. Appetite for Destruction is a fun bottle episode that finds the gang gathered for a dinner party...2018-11-2858 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 218 – Love Bites19/m/Capeside, MA and u?
A great poet once wrote: “Love hurts, Love scars, love wounds and marks” but did he know that love also bites? Congratulations everyone, we have a mere 7 or 8 episodes to go, and you have just read the lamest opening line for an episode description that this description writer has ever penned. I am completely ashamed, as I should be. I could delete it and start again, but instead I think I’ll just write my thoughts on how bad it was, and get meta with it. That’s what us writers do. ...2018-10-241h 01Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 213 – Four StoriesThe only thing to stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good Grams with a gun.
After some light pre-show banter, and a very important announcement, we hilariously roll a 73 on the RNGesus app, which gives us our first watch through of Four Scary Stories. This ep is a series of smaller stories featuring some of the Major players of the time. To be honest, it pretty much watches like a regular episode, except that the story lines are separated instead of mixed together. Basically it’s a cheap gimmick. To recap: Pacey and J...2018-09-191h 04Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 212 – Lat3Name a more iconic Power Trio.
Babies. Periods. Pacey. Three things that come out of vaginas. Also, three things that are, at least this week: late. Welcome to our third viewing of Season 4’s Late, which finds us waiting on a baby sister for Dawson, waiting on what Joey hopes will be an indicator of no baby at all, and waiting on Pacey to get his sexy little caboose back to Capeside to console his girl. It’s a fine episode, and it’s got everything you want in mid-run Dawson’s Creek, but we’ve seen it se...2018-09-121h 07Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 209 – The Election#dadbod
In a strange twist of fate, one of the episodes we almost chose on last week’s Dealer’s Choice episode, is the one we organically rolled this week. And as an added bonus, it’s episode 2-09 and this is episode 209 of our podcast! WTFOMGBBQ? So this episode has the kids diving into school politics. Andie wants to run for pres, and she wants Joey to be her running mate. Will they beat Abby & The Dawson’s Creep? Will they beat the nerds? Will there be collusion with a foreign power? You’ll find out soon. ...2018-08-221h 02Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 208 – Escape from Witch IslandAuteur. Trendsetter. Visionary. Hire Dawson Leery for your next birthday party or Bar Mitzvah and immortalize your coming of age, in the magic… OF FILM.
It’s one of those magical episodes where we are blessed with our choice of episode. And since we couldn’t decide we randomly selected out of a few we haven’t seen yet. Fate dictated we would watch Escape from Witch Island, and so we did. This episode finds Joey being particularly annoying and clingy as she hassles Dawson about not wanting to get up innat when offered. It also finds...2018-08-151h 14Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 206 – The Abbey 2So much sexual tension even the lamp is turned on. Ugh, this is the first caption I’m actually ashamed of, but I literally have nothing else, and screenshots for this episode are VERY hard to Google. Go ahead, Try it, I’ll wait…Nothin but Abby Morgan pics, right? Told ya! So take my lamp joke and lets just MOVE ON to the synopsis cuz like Jack Nicholson said in that movie that came out about the same time as this episode, this is as good as it gets.
SEASON FIVE IS BACK!!!! *BEEYAH...2018-08-011h 05Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 203 – Future Tens3Drue glances through the locker at his home plane of Narnia, and turns around. No, Capeside is his home now. And Jen is his Aslan. I’ve never read those books if that isn’t clear.
The streak of 4th season threepeats continues! This week we are early in the season with a fun drunken party episode. It’s not Jen’s birthday, and that’s a cause for Celebration in Drue’s eyes (dreamy blue eyes). So he B&Es some fool’s summer home and throws a rager. Meanwhile Pacey and Joey are cutely bickering...2018-07-1158 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 202 – Mind Gam3sOTB
Sometimes you think something is going to suck, and you end up loving it. Such is the case with Mind Games III. We haven’t watched this since waaaay back in the 20s, but we are finally closing the door on it with our third and final run through. As a recap, Joey and Pacey have recently started knocking boots, and they are now doing it constantly, they’re just having a hard time finding places to do the deed. When Pacey suggests to Gretchen that she skedaddle out of the beach house for a night...2018-07-041h 01Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 200 – DanceThe unsung hero of Dawson’s Creek, whose story lines often suffered to give more screen time to golden children, whose eyes and smile lit up a dance floor line none other, and who left us far too soon. We love you Cliff.
Two Hundred Episodes! That’s 72 more than there were episodes of Dawson’s Creek! This week we celebrate the amazing achievement of… not stopping doing something… and listen to well-wishes of friends of the show, new and old. Before that, however, we readdress an email from last week touching on the problematic nature of on...2018-06-201h 32Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 195 – Double DateGreat, I could use a horse blanket.
Season 1, how we missed you so. This week we watch a fan favorite episode from the first season: Double Date. This is the one where Dawson, freshly broken up with Jen, decides to very unawkwardly insert himself into her date with Cliff, by suggesting they make it a double, then finding some emotionally vulnerable patsy he can use and discard like so many soiled tissues. Dawson, the villain of our story, finds this girl, lies to her, manipulates her, and makes her complicit in his schemes. Meanwhile the heroi...2018-05-161h 02Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 194 – Re2nitedTurns out when you search for “Dawson’s Creek Reunited” you get one million pics from the EW spread, and very few screencaps of the show. This was one of the latter.
This episode starts with an pillow fight, moves on to a parent-trap situation, and ends with a nervous breakdown. In other words… this is top ten material. Jen has been booted from the House of Grams, and is squatting with the Dawson. Dawson is spending some quality time with Joey, and the two of them actually seem to be in a happy relationship… for now. The...2018-05-0958 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 193 – His Leading Lady 2Once I get out of this itchy human suit and reveal my true lizard form, we’ll have some REAL fun. GO JESUS!
Because sa haa-aa-aa-aayed eyes. Neva La-aaah-ah-ah-ha-aye. This week’s episode has lots of filmmaking, lots of montages, lots of pensive stares, and, for our part, lots of singing. Dawson just got dumped by Joey and so decides to air their dirty laundry in another one of his classic movies. Joey seems OK with this, but isn’t OK with the fact that Dawson seems OK, OK? Andie is acting strangely, and Pacey finds a bott...2018-05-021h 02Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 192 – All The Right MovesThis might have made some of these 6th season eps more bearable.
This week’s episode is All the Right Moves, a Sixth Season Stinker that we watch for the first time. The jists are this: Pacey’s boss invites him to a party where he sort of gets a promotion and meets his new temporary love interest. Joey, Harley, Eddie, and Professor Ears all hang out in Hell’s Kitchen in what might be an actual depiction of Hell. And Audrey, in the only saving grace of the episode, struggles with her insecurities, and desire...2018-04-2557 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 190 – AdmIssIonsNo, Pacey! Only future college students get to drink the Jesus Juice. Get back on the grill!
This week’s Dawson’s Creek episode is another one from late 4th season: Admissions. And while we are admitting things, I have an admission for you, dear listener: On August 14th 1986 I was involved in a hit and run accident on highway 79 just outside of Redland, Mississippi. I’d been drinking, he came out of nowhere, I hit him, I didn’t stop. I can still see his crumpled form splayed across the dividing line in my rear view...2018-04-111h 02Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 188 – Rest in P3aceYou think that eulogy was intense, wait til you read her Livejournal post.
Abby Morgan’s dead. Undead undead undead. On our third viewing of the funeral of Abby Morgan, we may not pay her quite the respect she deserves. Apologies in advance for any possible digressions, indiscretions, or blasphemies we may utter while dramatic Dawson’s Creek things happen in the background. It’s not that we don’t love it, we’ve just done this one a few times. So as a quick recap all the kids are dealing with death in their own ways, Jen...2018-03-281h 02Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 186 – Cigarette Burns III-ishI think the obvious joke here is a popcorn bucket with a hole in it, but I’m too high brow to go there.
This is technically our third watching of Cigarette Burns. The second viewing was a lost episode that never aired, and since we have no intention of watching this 4 times, we went ahead and counted it for the purposes of our experiment. Lets recap! Dawson directed (but didn’t write) a movie! Oliver, the writer, schedules a screening without telling the D man, and all his friends, plus the local hotshot film critic...2018-03-141h 00Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 184 – Great Xpec2tionsI got nothing for this caption, I just dig the screen cap. Sue me, I can’t bring the fire every week. I sat here for THIRTY DAMN MINUTES.
This week we revisit a very special episode of Dawson’s Creek. Every 90s show had an episode about drugs, and the dangers thereof, and DC is no exception. In the previous ep, Jen was gifted two pills of “X” by resident shit-stirrer, Drue Valentine. This week Jen finds herself accompanying Andie to that most time-honored 90s tradition: a warehouse rave. Andie is feeling emotionally void, and wants to...2018-02-281h 03Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 183 – In A Lonely Place 2Dawson was so happy when his Real Doll arrived, he couldn’t wait to put her on a pedestal and not have sex with her just like he would with a real girlfriend.
This week’s episode is the second viewing of one we haven’t seen in quite some time. In A Lonely Place takes place in season 5. The good ship D-Jen is just about to pull into port after a short but sexy trip out to sea. Ms Potter (if you’re nasty) just had a harrowing experience at the hands of a mugger, a...2018-02-211h 09Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 180 – Four Scary Stories TwiceAudrey & Joey, moments before the It Follows monster got them.
After the madness of last week, it’s time to settle down and return to your regularly scheduled podcast, once again putting our fates into the hands of RNGesus. This week he bestows a season 5 episode upon us: Four Scary Stories. An anthology of spooky shorts whose only distinction is that it’s the first episode of Dawson’s Creek to not feature the titular Dawson. It only barely features Jen. Anyway it’s goofy and inconsequential, but it’s fun to watch 3 friends hang out and try to...2018-01-311h 00Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 179 – 20th Anniversary / 3rd Anniversary Double Feature Extravaganza!Well this image couldn’t be more appropriate.
Hello my beautiful babies and welcome to our 3rd year of podcasting. Welcome also to Dawson’s Creek’s 20th year of existence. To celebrate both, we threw a party and did a double feature! Join your usual hosts Josh & Eric, and our special gests Sean Faust and Mike the Sailing Guy as we watch two season four classics that have yet to grace our airwaves. The first is a little number called The Te of Pacey, in which it is Pacey’s birthday, and he’s a big grumpy s...2018-01-242h 14Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 176 – The Tao of Dawson 3Fish ain’t biting, but your sister sure was.
It’s that time of the week again, when you download our silly podcast, and listen to it while on your way to work, or at work, or on the treadmill, or while sitting on a dock next to the once-best-friend who stole your soulmate and crushed your heart into a million tiny pieces then sailed off into the sunset with her leaving you in your tiny shit hole town crying… alone… dead inside. However you listen, we’re glad that you do. This week is our third vi...2018-01-031h 02Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 174 – The Dance IIAbby & Jen, or a hot eastern European 90s lesbian pop group?
Dawson’s Creek dances usually end in tears. This one is no exception. After being convinced by a super-excited Andie, the gang decides to attend their homecoming dance for the first time as The Gang. Dawson, Joey, Pacey, Andie, Jen, and Jack all in the same place at the same time. Unfortunately Jack recently kissed Joey, and when Dawson finds out he decides it’s time to throw down. Meanwhile Pacey fails to perform on the dance floor for the lovely young Andie McPhee, but someh...2017-12-201h 07Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 173 – Tamara’s ReturnWhat’s got your panties in a twist, Dawson? Oh.
Oh Tamara, you were problematic your first time through The Creek, and you’re even worse on your return trip. It’s not cool to kiss teenage boys, no matter how your loins may ache for them. That being said, this is the episode where Pacey makes the right decision and finally starts pursuing a girl his own age. That girl being the wonderfully-amazing Andie McPhee (twitter haters come at us). This is also the episode where Joey realizes that she loves Dawson… too much? Too much to d...2017-12-131h 05Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 172 – Catch-222Sure you lost all of Dawson’s Money, and Joey left you for a wannabe beatnick douche. But at least you have Doug.
Technical difficulties abound! It took us two tries to get you an episode this week, but we pride ourself on one thing and one thing only: consistency. This week we rolled up our second run through of that late season 6 episode called Catch-22. Or as we come to call it, the great Table Clearing episode. Put the friendships to the torch and the relationships to the sword, because we have a finale coming...2017-12-061h 01Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 165 – His Leading LadyHuh, so that’s what they look like?
We all deal with personal strife in different ways. Personally my different ways are all “vodka”, but the kids on the creek have their own methods. Joey likes to paint, Dawson makes movies, and Andie retreats into her own personal hell, from which only a strong cocktail of meds can pull her back from the brink. That and a strapping young boy in a velour track suit. This week we dive deep into these characters’ strife, and their coping methods. We also meet Devon, the sexy tomboy actress whom...2017-10-181h 08Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 164 – The Anti Prom IIIYou can almost hear her asking: “How come there’s no white pride month?”
There comes a time in every podcast, in which the hosts watch a randomly selected episode of their favorite TV show (I know… so many), where you have to say goodbye to an old favorite. Today is the day. It is our third and final viewing of The Anti Prom. Unless we decide we want to viewer’s-choice it later or something. Quick recap: Dawson Loves Joey, Pacey loves Joey, Joey doesn’t know who she loves, and Barbara Johns loves homophobia. So w...2017-10-111h 02Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 162 – The Two of DawsonThe smirk that launched a thousand ships. Or maybe just one. And we ship it hurrrd.
Lao Tzu once wrote: ““A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” I don’t know what that means, but it would look great in fancy script over a heavily filtered picture of a pretty girl’s back as she leads the cameraman by the hand into the sunset. Lao Tzu also got a writing credit on this week’s episode, The Tao of Dawson. It’s true, look it up. Anyway, this week finds us with 3 s...2017-09-271h 03Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 161 – 100 Light Years From Home
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Hello Creek of the Weeklings! The great Stupin, in his infinite wisdom, decided to make the centennial episode of Dawson’s Creek a vacation ep, heavily promoting another WB TV show, and who are we to say if that was a good or bad idea? Whatever the case, the episode may be dumb, but it’s just dumb good fun, that breaks up the boredom of most of season 5. Basically Pacey, Jack, Jen, Joey, and Audrey are heading down to Audrey’s parent’s vacation home in Florida for some fun in the s...2017-09-201h 05Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 159 – Highway 2 HellThe only thing more uncomfortable than a road trip in the back of a Mustang, is if you are Charlie Todd, and Pacey is in the front seat.
We’re back again for another randomly selected episode of Dawson’s Creek, and this time we are revisiting a classic from 5th season. OK, I may be sugarcoating it a bit. Highway to Hell is a road trip episode, in which Pacey, Audrey, Joey, and everyone’s favorite aggressively mediocre side character Charlie, head to a road gig up north. Joey gets to sing, Pacey & Audrey get to ba...2017-09-0659 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 158 – KissOn some movie nights, Dawson & Joey just stare into a halogen lamp.
What a pleasant surprise to roll up one of the 2 remaining episodes from the first season of Dawson’s Creek that we haven’t watched on this podcast. Kiss is an episode of firsts. First kisses for Dawson & Joey (not to each other), and first time being the victim of sexual assault to Pacey. So it’s a mixed bag. If you can overlook the adult predator preying on the teenage boy though, the episode is really pretty great. Good DJ banter, good PJ banter...2017-08-301h 02Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 157 – Cigarette BurnsThe Man,. The Myth. The Legend. Clifton M’F’n Smalls. And “small” he is not.
This is a special Creek of the Week episode, for this week we have a very special guest. Sean Faust from the What Does It Matter? Podcast joins us for the second time. In our benevolence, we decided to grant him his choice of episodes, and surprisingly he picked one from season 5. Though 5th season is a mine field of awful episodes, we think he managed to pick a fine one that is heavy on style, if not chock full of impor...2017-08-231h 05Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 156 – Two Gentlemen of CapesideDawson Leery: Norse Metal God
Hey Sailors, we’re back with your weekly Creek. We are finally out of our rut and rolled up a fantastic episode from 4th season. Two Gentlemen of Capeside begins with Dawson, Joey, and Drue being forced to do a group assignment for class, and ends with Dawson staging a daring marine rescue of Pacey and Jen. Tensions, both sexual and otherwise, run high all episode, but in the end True Love prevails. Except the boat True Love. It does not prevail. Also, bonus points for surly Mr. Brooks, bitchy Ms. Va...2017-08-161h 01Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 149 – All Good Things (Must Come to an End) IIIWhat an erotic lamp.
It’s no secret that we love the final episode of Dawson’s Creek. So when we rolled it up, we set aside the distress at having an extra long episode and dove right in. Unsurprisingly, even though it is our third viewing, we have not grown any less fond of the DC send off. You know the gist, the gang all comes back to Capeside for Gail’s wedding to generic handsome guy #749, much reminiscing and alcohol is enjoyed, then the sad news that Jen (now a mother) is sick and dying...2017-06-2800 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 145 – The Kids Are AlrightD: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?J: I think so, Dawson, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda’s pants?
Just as all days must turn to night, and all brains must be eaten, all soulmates must try to bang. Sometimes it’s after a long, multiple episode arc, thick with storytelling, drama, and emotion. And sometimes it’s tacked on to the last 5 minutes of a season premiere. Such as it is with life, I suppose. Cheesy though that may be, the 6th season opener is actually a lot of fun...2017-05-3159 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 143 – That Was Then (but this is That Was Then, again)Harley don’t play dat.
Imagine if you will. You’re in the final season of a beloved TV show. The show is in a bit of a slump, story-wise, but you’ve just managed to nail a home run episode reuniting two characters with enough chemistry to make Walter White jealous, ending on a will-they-won’t-they cliffhanger. How do you follow up? If your answer is to shoehorn in a pointless episode that resolves nothing, adds nothing, and may as well not exist, then congratulations! That was Then has its moments. Dawson revisiting Mr. Gold’s class...2017-05-1756 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 140 – CrossroadsI ship dat. I ship dat hurrrd.
The awful season 5 streak has ended and delivered us back into the waiting arms of 2nd season. The 2nd episode of the 2nd season as a matter of fact. Cross roads finds the gang at, well… Pacey is sick of being the sidekick and wants his own story line. Dawson and Joey have their first fight as a couple (revolving around the fact that Dawson is a douche), and Jen is acting out in an attempt to get Dawson’s attention. This is classic season 2 stuff and we have a g...2017-04-261h 09Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 138 – Highway to HellI’m not gonna lie, I’m really hungry, and I’m trying to come up with a caption but all I can do is stare at that damn cupcake and wish it was inside me. It’s not like anybody reads these anyway, right? Tweet #CupcakeCaption if you did. Or don’t. Hey Josh, you got any cupcakes back there?
ROAD TRIP! This week Joey joins a band and has to road trip to the gig with Charlie, Pacey, and Audrey. Hijinks ensue as testosterone levels reach maximum and Pacey feels compelled to defend his brood. Me...2017-04-121h 03Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 136 – Pilot 3Dawson just heard that you don’t follow @talkindawson on twitter. His mirth can not be contained.
Welcome back creek of the weekers, this week we are watching the Pilot one last time. Dawson and Joey are coming of age and dealing with emerging feelings when the hot new girl comes to town and throws a wrench into everything, in the midst of all this, wild-child Pacey starts a romance with his english teacher. It’s the pilot ep we all know and love, and we’re happy to go around the horn one more time. ...2017-03-291h 07Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 133 – Parental Discretion AdvisedPacey: Dungeon Master, Joey: Elf Ranger, Dawson: Human Mage, Jen: Half Elf Rogue, Jack: Dwarf Battlerager. Sexiest D&D game ever.
Another first for COTW. This week we rolled up a three-peat, which means we got to choose our episode, and after much off-air deliberation, we chose the Season 2 Finale: Parental Discretion Advised. This is the episode where Joey’s dad is busted for slingin’ dat rock, and the Ice House burns to the ground. Jen considers suicide, Joey swears to never forgive Dawson, and Pacey punches his dad in the face. Pretty dark stuff for a WB...2017-03-081h 10Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 131 – Full Moon RisingMess with the four-time Oscar nominated bull, you get the horn.
Full moons do crazy things. Crime goes on the rise, hormones rage, podcasts… open their phone lines? This week we decided to do a normal podcast, but kept our skype lines open, and though we only got 2 calls, I’d say it was a success. We also watched a fantastic season 2 episode of Dawson’s Creek. In this ep, the moon is full, and things are getting weird. Dawson attempts to deal with his parents divorce, but finds Abby Morgan in his bedroom. She...2017-02-221h 16Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 129 – None of the AboveOf the two faces besides Dawson in this screen cap, there’s only one he wants to be looking up at in his bed, and it aint Eve’s.
This week we welcome a special guest to sit in on the episode with us. Sean Faust from the What Does It Matter? Podcast! joins us for Episode 3 of Season 3: None of the Above. In this borderline sexy ep, Eve steals the answer sheet to the big standardized test everyone is freaking out over, and Dawson is faced with the moral dilemma of using them, giving them t...2017-02-081h 05Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 128 – Pilot 2: The PilotingDo you kiss our mother with that mouth… oh wait.
Move over Sully Sullenberger, there’s a new OTP in town (One True Pilot) and its name is Dawson’s Creek Episode 1. You’ve got Joey, the awkward girl from the wrong side of the Creek. Dawson, the awkward boy who likes movies. Pacey, the ne’er-do-well best friend, and introducing: Jen Lindley, sexpot from the big city come to throw it all into disarray. This one started it all, and we were lucky enough to roll it for the second time ever. So grab your stuffed E...2017-02-011h 03Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 127 – The GraduateLadies and gentlemen FOUR time Oscar nominee: Michelle Williams.
What do you get when you cross 2 middle aged dudes, alcohol, and the penultimate episode of Dawson’s Creek Season 4? This podcast episode! The kids are finally Gradyooatin and dealing with their impending adulthood. Jen & Grams are packing to leave. Jack is admitting he is in an actual relationship. Joey & Dawson are reconciling and doing that DawJo thing they do, Andie returns to walk the stage with her friends, but Pacey has a problem. He has one exam left, and his own insecurities are doing everything they c...2017-01-251h 03Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 123 – Great ExpectationsIt was there, in the heat of the moment, with everyone distracted by the tragedy and chaos surrounding them, that The Flop made it’s move, and what little that was left of Dawson Leery was consumed.
DEALERS CHOOOOOOOOICE. It happened again, we rolled 130 and got to pick our poison. Being the gentle, caring soul that he is, Eric decided to pick an episode he knew Josh would love to see, and so, Great Expectations became this week’s chosen ep. We knew it was good, but we had forgotten just how good it was. Quick re...2016-12-281h 01Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 121 – Creek of the Week: A Dawson’s Creek Podcast Presents: Wallow in Stars Hollow: A Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life Bonus Series Event: FallHear no plot, see no plot, write no plot
Here we are at the final installment of the Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life bonus series and it’s… Autumn. You may recall that Lorelai announced her completely uncharacteristic march into the wilderness at the end of last episode, and Rory’s decision to air her mother’s dirty laundry has put the two of them at odds. The beginning of this episode finds Lorelai about to undertake her trek into the unknown, while Rory TRIPS BALLS with the Life and Death Brigade. This episode is...2016-12-1600 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 120 – ReunitedPacey put that away, we’ve all seen it before.
The Season 2 drought is over! This week we rolled up a very special episode of Dawson’s Creek for your listening pleasure. Reunited has 2 stories being told at once and both are equally engaging. First we have Dawson and Joey in a rare moment of normal boyfriend & girlfriend dating when they run into Dawson’s dad at the same restaurant. To complicate things further, Jen and Gail wind up there as well and then the game is on to get the Leery parents back together. Meanwhile A...2016-12-141h 05Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 119 – Creek of the Week: A Dawson’s Creek Podcast Presents: Wallow In Stars Hollow: A Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life Bonus Series Event: SummerThis scene might have been the tipping point where I wrote off the entire series.
It’s Friday, and we are back with Installment #3 of our Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life bonus series. This one finds us in the heat of summer where the jokes are problematic, the singing is copious, and the plot is wafer-thin. Rory is back in Star’s Hollow (but she’s not back). Lorelai is fine until the last 5 minutes where she gets upset and decides to totally change her life in a fit of angst. And the rest is de...2016-12-0900 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sCreek of the Week: A Dawson’s Creek Podcast Presents: Wallow In Stars Hollow: A Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life Bonus Series Event – SpringNew spinoff featuring the unsung heroes of Gilmore Girls: The Huntzberger Boys
Episode 2 of our Gilmore Girls bonus series takes us into Spring. Fair Warning: This is not a love fest. We get pretty harsh on this episode and the series as a whole. However there are parts we love and we try to be fair despite our growing animosity towards the main characters. All that aside, it was still a fun show to watch and there were plenty of jokes and commentary to be had. Plus, some of the best Paris and Kirk material in the...2016-12-0200 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sCreek of the Week: A Dawson’s Creek Podcast Presents: Wallow in Stars Hollow: A Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life Bonus Series EventOnly using promotional shots to avoid spoilies.
Ladies and Gentlemen we are proud to present our New, Exciting, and 100% Fair-Use (for criticism, analysis, and spurts of parody (we hope)) Gilmore Girls bonus run. In it we watch the Winter episode of Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life and present our raw reaction to you, the listener. I’ll spare you the plot synopsis. Everyone is back: Lorelei, Rory, Emily, and the oft forgotten British cousin, David Gilmour (dude can shred). Michel, Luke, Paris, Potsy, Mr. Burns, Archie Bunker, Michigan J. Frog, and of course Samuel...2016-11-2600 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 110 – LateMake your own Bill Clinton joke. It’s late and I’m tired.
Another week, another Creek! This one is all about babies. Gail & Mitch are having one, Joey might be having one, and Pacey is kinda being one. There are many hospital scenes, many scenic outdoors scenes, and many scenes of Katie Holmes looking scared and afraid of the parasite that may be growing inside her. Meanwhile, Dawson & Gretchen have to decide what is going to happen when the year ends and the have to go their separate ways (Get a Webcam and AIM, it’s the...2016-10-2659 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 108 – The BostoniansIf I get a chance to post an Audrey screencap, you know I’m gonna take it.
This week we get to head to Beantown and watch what many would consider the beginning of the end for Dawson’s Creek. The Bostonians finds our beloved cast out on their own for the first time, far away from Capeside, living in the big city. Except Dawson, who is in LA being a naive man child. Not a lot of strong plot this ep, mainly just setting up season 5 and introducing some new cast members and regulars. The alwa...2016-10-1259 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 105 – That was ThenAttempt 2 at the Dawson Cryface Meme was not nearly as successful.
Season 6 may be a minefield and last week we definitely blew our legs off below the knee, but this week we dragged those ragged bloody stumps out of no-man’s land and into the safe haven of the waterlogged trench that is episode 616 (dat analogy tho). This episode finds us following only 3 of the key Capeside players. Dawson returns to Capeside and visits his old film teacher to show those kids what a real filmmaker looks like. Joey and Pacey just had a sexy run-in...2016-09-211h 07Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 101 – True LoveI think we’ve all seen the Dawson cryface meme screenshot enough for one lifetime.
It’s our centennial +1 episode and rules be damned we’re gonna watch True Love. Have at thee, Fate, we choose our own destiny! So, this is the one everyone has been asking for. Definitely the most popular, definitely the most groundbreaking, definitely the tumblriest of tumblr moments. The end of the school year is here and Pacey is casting off for the summer, time for Joey to choose. Meanwhile Grams takes the B-cast on a whirlwind tour of New England in...2016-08-3159 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 97 – Coming HomeBest shot of the series? This podcaster thinks so.
Guys, I think Brett Michaels said it best: “Every rose has it’s thorn. Just like every night has it’s dawn. Just like every whirlwind summer sailing romance has to come back to Capeside and face the ice cold ire of Mr. Dawson Leery. Every rose has it’s thorn… yeah it does.” Something like that. So this is the season premier of the Fourth season of Dawson’s Creek. Pacey and Joey are back in town and everyone has one thing on their minds: Boatsex. Everybody...2016-08-1757 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 96: Double DateCash, grass, or ass. Nobody rides in the Witter family pickup for free.
Every great love story has a beginning. Sometimes the lovers don’t even know it’s happening. Sometimes it starts with an aquarium full of dead snails. This is one of those times. This week we are back in Season 1 and it is fantastic. Dawson and Jen just broke up, but Dawson, being a complete creep, can’t handle it and decides to go on a double date with Jen and Cliff. It is, unsurprisingly, a disaster. Meanwhile a school project puts Pacey and Joe...2016-08-101h 10Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 93 – Alternative LifestylesHere we have the rare Lindley Duck preparing to lay her eggs atop one of the iconic statues of Easter Island. Breathtaking.
Season 2 is back baby! It has been ages since we got to sink our beaks into this particular chunk of 90’s nostalgia, but this week we do it with relish. Dawson and Joey are hot and heavy and spending a lot of time at 1st base while having long-winded and verbose discussions about the other places they could go in the ballpark, while never even bothering to lead off the bag a little.(BASE...2016-07-271h 02Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 92 – PilotMichelle Williams and Katie Holmes audition for the remake of Rainman.
It only took 92 rolls of the dice, but that bad boy finally came up snake… eye… and it’s Pilot time! Everyone has seen this one a thousand times. It sets the stage for the greatest story ever told. There’s no need to recap it… so here we go. Dawson + Joey = Best Friends. Dawson + Pacey = Slightly less best friends. Joey + Pacey = Sworn enemies with obvious sexual tension. Then Jen shows up and throws that simple equation out the window. Dawson is smitten, Joey is Jelly, and Pace...2016-07-201h 08Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 81 – Be Careful What You Wish ForIt wasn’t the first time Dawson was drunk with his face covered in sticky goo, and it wouldn’t be the last…
RNGesus has not graced us with Season 2 in a while, but when he does he gives us a good one. This episode immediately begins with Dawson in a fit of heated teenage angst. Everyone is moving on but him! He has to make some changes or he’s going to be a loser forever! He wanted to go to Toshi Station and pick up some power converters! Also, Jack just acknowledged his sexuality and...2016-05-0456 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 80 – Joey Potter and the Capeside RedemptionPacey has the same feelings about this episode that we do.
This week we find ourselves at what could have been the Dawson’s Creek series finale. Thank Stupin that they decided to call Kevin Williamson and do it up proper-like. This episode is very much a wrap-up. Joey gets Dawson’s awful movie going again, Jen, Jack, and Grams make a brief appearance then say goodbye. Audrey and Todd get their freak on, and Pacey tries to make things up to Dawson. It is not a good episode, but it is important to the Creek can...2016-04-2700 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 78 – The Unusual Suspects II: Gib Dawson duh fubbn keys ya fubbn cukzuggaBoy, these suspects sure are unusual.
Once, long ago, in a more innocent age, one young Dawson Leery and his best friend Pacey Witter made an unholy pact. A pact that bound them to a task that, should they live long enough to see it through, would require them to join their powers one last time. Ladies and Gentlemen that day has come. The Pact must be upheld. A Senior Prank must be unleashed upon the unsuspecting victims of Capeside High. Not just any prank will do, it must be huge, it must be elaborate, and i...2016-04-131h 00Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 75 – Creek of the Week: A Dawson’s Creek podcast presents: Dumb Americans: A Young Americans Miniseries Podcast Event Part IVHey! My eyes are up here!
This week’s Young Americans bonus episode takes us to fancytown. It’s cotillion time, and everyone is going. Bella and Will decide to go together as friends so that Will can get closer to the hot new girl. Scout Calhoun would love to dance with Bella, but takes Paige as his incest-beard. Meanwhile Hamilton and Jake are dealing with their… situation. Will secrets be revealed? If the screencap I used for this episode is to be trusted, most definitely. Join us as we experience Young Americans for the first time on...2016-03-2556 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 74 – CodaWay to mess up the symmetry Dawson, like you MESS UP EVERYTHING!
Coda marks the final episode of the last great season of Dawson’s Creek. Not to say there aren’t good moments afterward, but the magic is never really the same. This episode could have been a series finale, and perhaps it should have been. Either way, it’s definitely a wrap up without a lot of meat to chew on. Dawson is getting ready to leave his creek for Tinseltown. Joey is Jetting off to Worthington and, perhaps saddest of all, Grams and Jen are...2016-03-231h 01Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 73 – Creek of the Week: A Dawson’s Creek podcast presents: Dumb Americans: A Young Americans Miniseries Podcast Event Part IIIAh, the ol’ use-the-oar-to-put-your-arm-around-the-girl trick, I know it well.
Another Friday, another dip into the Young Americans pool. This week was pretty great as it introduced the Son of Anarchy himself: Charlie Hunnam as the devious Gregor Ryder. He basically just shows up and acts like a jerk to establish himself as the antagonist and doesn’t do anything particularly interesting. Will Krudsky continues to uncomfortably bond with his rowing coach, in the form of keeping his affair with the Dean’s wife a secret. Meanwhile EVERYONE IN TOWN goes to the drive in where uncomforta...2016-03-1857 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 71 – Creek of the Week: A Dawson’s Creek podcast presents: Dumb Americans: A Young Americans Miniseries Podcast Event Part IISean’s Just a dumb redneck he don’t know nothin’ bout no fancy rowin’ academies, but gul durn aint he pretty?
Episode 1 ended with a bang, surely episode 2 will continue that momentum, right? Not so much. This week we get a look at Will Krudsky’s old life and meet some of his childhood friends who are not super accepting of his new wannabe rich boy lifestyle. We also find out that Sean, Will’s best friend, has the hots for Bella, which leads to confrontation with the great Scout Calhoun. Meanwhile Hamilton and “Jake” are figuring...2016-03-1153 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 70 – Show Me LovePacey, I don’t think that’s how you give CPR. Plus, shouldn’t Dawson be unconscious?
There comes a time in a young man’s life, when he has to prove to himself, to his father, and to his best-friend-turned-nemesis, that he is capable and willing to win a sailing regatta for the woman he loves. For Dawson Leery, that time is now. Weeks before Pacey began his romantic dabblings with Dawson’s soulmate, he signed up for the annual Capeside boat race, to be sponsored by Leery’s Fresh Fish. Now that race day has come, a...2016-03-0956 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 69 – Creek of the Week: A Dawson’s Creek podcast presents: Dumb Americans: A Young Americans Miniseries Podcast EventThis is the beginning of a beautiful 8 episode relationship.
Long ago when Dawson’s Creek was at the height of it’s popularity, the all-knowing WB decided to use it to jump start a new series in it’s summer line up. Will Krudsky was introduced as a childhood friend of Pacey and Dawson, who showed up for 3 episodes then left to make his own show. That show was called Young Americans, it ran for 8 episodes and was cancelled. Your intrepid hosts, having never had the pleasure of watching the doomed series, decided that it would be...2016-03-0457 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 67 – NeverlandThis is exactly what our pre-show ritual looks like. Except we have mimosaaaas!
This week we start the show discussing various options for a Dawson’s Creek reunion (IT WILL HAPPEN). Soon after RNGesus blesses us, once again, with a season 3 episode. Neverland kicks off immediately with Pacey & Joey sucking each other’s faces, followed by arguing about whether or not they should have done so. Unfortunately that great scene is the last one they have together til the end of the show. The rest of the show focuses more on same-sex friendships. Pacey tries to reconn...2016-02-241h 05Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 63 – Self Reliance Too
That’s right Dawson, a little lower… aaammmmuuggghhh FILM!
After a particularly rambly intro (seriously, feel free to skip to 15:30), we dive headfirst into the warm muddy waters of Dawson’s Creek. This week finds us in Season 4. We’ve been to this episode before, but we’re always happy to swing through season 4 again. This week, Dawson is making a bio-doc. Joey is stressed with schoolwork and with seeing Big D lock lips with Gretchen. Pacey is trying to help but largely getting in the way, and Jack is getting involved with the local LGBT co...2016-02-031h 06Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 47 – Uncharted Waters IIPacey slaps you around a bit with a large trout.
The boys are going fishing again. Dawson, Pacey, and Jack are trapped at sea with a drunken, belligerent sheriff and a starry eyed restaurateur. What hijinks could possibly ensue? I bet someone breaks down in tears! Also, if you’ll recall, the ladies are back at Dawson’s crib rooting through his porn stash and getting their feelings out with his mom. We’ve been here before, but we don’t mind because like the classic bumper sticker says: A bad day fishin’ beats a good day workin’...2015-10-141h 00Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 46 – The Tao of DawsonAnyone up for a nice bowl of Ball Sweat Soup? Delicious.
This week RNGesus continues to smile upon us as he blesses us with an episode straight out of the middle of Season 4. The Tao of Dawson finds Pacey escorting his lovely sister Gretchen to her old college stomping grounds to pick up a vehicle she’d left behind. Pacey is trying his best to steer her away from Dawson, but we all know what happens when family tries to do that. Back in the cape, Dawson and Jack are running a successful painting business and t...2015-10-0756 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 41 – Decisions Part IIJoey is either witnessing Dawson & Jen in bed together, or about to get hit by a truck on the highway.
This week we are revisiting the finale episode of the first wonderful season of Dawson’s Creek. The end of the beginning. The begending. Joey might be going to Paris, but first she has to visit her dad in prison. Dawson is conflicted and takes her there. Jen’s grandpa is back up then he’s back down :(. And Pacey gets to help Joey out when she needs to head back up to the pen for a follow...2015-09-0256 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 40 – Rock BottomIs he attracted to her or considering eating her face?
Your eyes don’t deceive you, you didn’t accidentally stumble onto FreaksAndGeeksOfTheWeek.com, this is still your devoted Dawson’s Creek podcast commenting on a Dawson’s Creek episode that is chock full of guest stars. Seth Rogen, Jensen Ackles, Oliver Hudson, so much talent we had to rush it out as a bonus episode! Audrey is going to rehab in LA, which is a long way from Boston. Joey and Eddie are gonna take her there, and are inexplicably joined by Seth Rogen, because… j...2015-08-2853 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 38 – The Reluctant Hero“Come on Jen, it’s supposed to smell like that!”
On this very special Creek of the Week, we invite our first Guest Host and watch an incredible episode of Dawson’s Creek. Kelly, the self-proclaimed biggest Dawson’s Creek fan in the world, asked to come on, and since we have an open-door policy, we went for it. As for the episode, it’s a great one. Jen is back in her bad-girl phase, and Dawson is keeping an eye on her while she makes some pretty big mistakes. Pacey and Andie are dealing with the horrors...2015-08-1954 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 32 – The ScareGet used to this, Jen. In about 10 years, it’s the only way your friends will be able to talk to you. (because you will be dead.)
That Dawson, what a prankster. Friday the 13th is his favorite day of the year (even if it comes twice in a year). And he takes great pleasure in performing childish pranks on his easily-frightened friends. This year is special, however. There’s a serial killer loose in the area! How plot-convenient! So Dawson has a party, Joey comes. Jen has a date, but the dude inexplicably decides to take her...2015-07-0856 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 31 – Joey Potter and the Capeside RedemptionOn next week’s episode of Capeside Intervention.
After a short recap of current events (COTW is your source for 5 minute rundowns of major news stories, and Dawson’s Creek), we dive into the next episode. This week we swing back to the very end of the series and roll up the last regular-season episode, occurring right before the Finale two-parter. In this episode Dawson was just informed that, because of Pacey, he is broke. His dreams of making the 20th version of a film representing his teenage years have been shattered, and he’s relegated...2015-07-011h 03Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 29 – RoadtripJust 3 cool dudes hanging out on a ferry.
This week on Creek of the Week, Eric & Josh watch a great season 1 classic. On the previous episode, Boyfriend (Creek of the Week Episode 8), Jen’s ex came back to capeside and basically caused Dawson to get dumped. In this episode, Dawson is super sad about it and, when running into the ex that caused it, decides to go on a road trip with him. Dawson is great at decision making. Pacey doesn’t want to miss out on this action so he’s in for a fun Dude...2015-06-1755 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 25 – Uncharted WatersWhy does Dawson get to be the poster boy for 90s problems? I can cry too! *sniff*
Welcome back Creek of the Week listeners. This week we are heading back to season 2 for a classic. Dawson and Pacey decide to go on a fishing trip with their dads, and SURPRISE, Jack’s coming too. This makes Dawson angry as Jack is currently in a relationship with Joey. Meanwhile Joey, Jen, Andie, and the mischievous Abby Morgan head over to Dawson’s place for some weird expose thing his mom is doing (remember, she’s a news ancho...2015-05-2054 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 23 – Mind Games 2: Still Gamin’Dawson looks upon another in a long string of beautiful women he won’t have sex with.
So we’re back in Season 4, that’s awesome. Unfortunately it’s an episode we watched a few weeks back. Wait! Don’t click away just yet! We make up for it with dirty jokes and laughter! So as you may recall, Pacey and Joey recently engaged in coitus, and she’s worried about Dawson finding out. Meanwhile Dawson is trying to establish a meaningful relationship with an older woman. Gretchen, bless her heart, is doing her best to ignore the fact...2015-05-0654 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 21 – LovelinesYeah, Adam & Drew? I was just violated by an episode of Dawson’s Creek, who should I call?
This is it, people. The episode we rolled up this week is pretty widely regarded as the worst episode of Dawson’s Creek ever. I hadn’t seen it since it’s original airing, and I have to tell you, that title is well deserved. For one thing, it’s a gimmick episode featuring the cast of a TV talk show that was semi-popular at the time, so it is an act of ratings desperation. Secondly… THERE’S NO PACEY. Ther...2015-04-2954 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 14 – Something Still Wild“Hey Audrey, look at those two idiots try to hold a show together. Still better than listening to Joey sing.”
So we knew it would happen when we conceived this dumb podcast, but this week we get our first repeat Dawson’s Creek episode, and it just so happened to be what was likely our least favorite episode of the show so far. Something Wild, in which Joey sings, Jen & Dawson’s Mom install a baby gate, and Audrey wears a shirt. We try guys, we really do, but it does go off the rails. If you’re a...2015-03-2755 minCreek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 12 – Something WildGlorified karaoke is not “something wild.” Try again, Ms Potter. Actually, please don’t.
This episode starts on a bit of a down note as the hosts learn, minutes before pressing the record button, that one of their favorite comedians had passed (RIP Harris Wittels) so the show starts off with a little tribute before launching into what is possibly one of the worst episodes of Dawson’s Creek ever recorded. Something Wild starts us at the Potter B&B in Capeside, with Sister Bessy mocking Joey for never doing anything interesting with her life (true). P...2015-03-181h 00Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt'sEpisode 11 – DecisionsThe most awkward thing to happen in Dawson’s bed that doesn’t involve butt-play.
This week we are witnessing the exciting conclusion of the very first season of Dawson’s Creek. We marvel at Katie Holmes’ acting chops as Joey has a tearful reunion with her ne’er do well, drug dealer father. We marvel slightly less at Michelle Williams as Jen bids a fond farewell to her dying grandfather. Meanwhile the men of the creek just kinda hang out and offer their support. The episode comes to a thrilling conclusion as Joey faces the decision of...2015-03-111h 02