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Defeated By Delicious Fruit Pies165 - Why Kotaku Sucks and Turkey Legs and Pizza Rule!This week we do a deep dive into Kickstarter! We discuss how it has been awesome, how it sucks, and ultimately why we need to kick it right out of the internet because the ROI just isn't there. Dr. Ocelotopus has a trophy this week and there are cats on a mug asking what you're looking at! Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP Please remember to like the video and write some sweet, sweet comment action. Sharing the video with your friends...2019-09-1642 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 164 - We Should Kickstarter Right Out of Here!This week we do a deep dive into Kickstarter! We discuss how it has been awesome, how it sucks, and ultimately why we need to kick it right out of the internet because the ROI just isn't there. Dr. Ocelotopus has a trophy this week and there are cats on a mug asking what you're looking at! Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP Please remember to like the video and write some sweet, sweet comment action. Sharing the video with your friends and family...2019-09-1648 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 163 - Shudder the Thought of Lucio Fulci!This week we do a little follow-up on Colin's trip to DBDFP HQ. We discuss a new and shiny streaming service for Horror fans, Lucio Fulci's trilogy of zombie grotesqueness, John Carpenter's ability to surprise us 30 years later, and a new game that copies Dark Souls blatantly and unashamedly! Michael Myers shirt and Darth Vader mug make guest appearances as well. Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP Please remember to like the video and write some sweet, sweet comment action. Sharing the...2019-09-1645 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 162 - The Decay of the Walking DeadThis week we have returning special guest, Colin! He will be giving his opinions and insights into how the world of horror is currently scary to look at for all the wrong reasons. We will use The Walking Dead as an example of this, and we also talk music and what the future might hold for potential concert-goers if some genres do not have a renaissance! Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP Please remember to like the video and write some sweet, sweet comment...2019-09-1639 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 161 - Pregaming Fall!This week we jump right into all that is awesome and spicy about the fall season with a song (a parody of R Kelly's Ignition, and yes we know he is awful), movies, holidays, and a special message from Dr. Oscilotopus! Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP Please remember to like the video and write some sweet, sweet comment action. Sharing the video with your friends and family is not only a public service, but also helps the channel to grow!2019-09-1635 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 160 The Office, Netflix, Google, Amazon and Edible!This week we have fun talking about The Office and all of the reasons why it is one of the best series to have on standby when you are alone or with friends! We also talk about how Netflix and other big companies who used to be awesome kind of suck these days and offer alternatives and some new habits you could get into if you want to be super cool and not just "Google" everything you want on Amazon! This episode is also our first sponsored episode and a huge shoutout to Edible for filling the mug of...2019-08-0149 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 159 Remakes Ruin EverythingThat's it! It's time. I have tried to keep quiet about all of the new movies and shows that change (ruin) the nostalgia for adults who reach back from the current daily responsibilities and endless tasks into the past of innocence and goofy fun in order to feel that sense of childlike fun. This nonsense has to stop. We have to stop feeding this monster. Otherwise, like Cthulu, it will eat us all. Our souls as well. Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP iTunes - DBDFP 2019-07-2439 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 158 Don't Let Yourself Become Too JadedThis is a serious episode where we discuss the problem with becoming too cool for school. We go over how the word nerd became co-opted, how you're a nerd already for browsing YouTube videos, and why nerds have a lot more fun in life. Don't be such a dork and don't be so jaded with everything that it ruins your ability to enjoy anything. Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP YouTube - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies2019-07-1647 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 157 Toy Story Et AllThis week we discuss Toy Story 4 and the series as a whole! We also talk about Stranger Things and why it is just as good as ever. We also talk about the last season of Jessica Jones to ever come out in the history of forever. We cry a bit about that.2019-07-0834 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 156 E3 EpisodeThis week we mourn the loss of awesome shows at E3, highlight the best (and thus worst) year for gamers, theorize about the reasons for all of the RIP and shout a call to action for gaming companies and fans alike! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2O1H... – Title: A Plea for E3 Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP iTunes - DBDFP Please remember to like the video and write some sweet, sweet comment action. Sharing the video with your friends and family is not only a public service, but al...2019-07-011h 14
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 155 Movies Based on Video Games Based on MoviesThis week we discuss how video games lead to movies being made and movies lead to video games being made. This is almost always a mistake. We try to rate what is the greater of evils: Video game adaptations of movies, or vice versa. Lots of vice. Not much versa. Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP iTunes - DBDFP Please remember to like the video and write some sweet, sweet comment action. Sharing the video with your friends and family is not...2019-06-2458 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 154 Forrest Gump and Other Scary Stories (Father's Day Special)This week we discuss We go all out to give you a DOUBLE DOSE of nerdiness! We discuss how Forrest Gump is the movie for fathers out there who know that sometimes kids do things that sometimes don't make no sense. We also dig into the Scary Stories series to analyze how a movie could even successfully be made about a childhood favorite! Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP iTunes - DBDFP2019-06-1742 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 153 Best Death ScenesThis week we discuss Eric/s favorite death scenes in movies! At least the ones that come to mind today. We browse the internet, Eric's VHS and DVD collection, as well as some best of the rest action. We are answering your comments live today! The worst death scene in a movie ever: Karate Girl (1973) - https://youtu.be/nAdniWncWu4 Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP iTunes - DBDFP2019-06-1136 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 152 - Satire - Helen Keller ConspiracyThis week we answer a question that nobody asked: Was Helen Keller really the prolific writer and speaker her Wikipedia claims her to be? We also discuss some new additions to the VHS and SNES collection! Helen Keller Wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller Laura Bridgman Article: https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/05/laura-bridgman-the-first-deaf-blind-person-to-be-successfully-educated-before-her-teacher-abandoned-her.html Helen Keller "Talking" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzlriQv16gg Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP iTunes - DBDFP2019-06-0446 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesEpisode 151 Memorial Day SpecialThis week we take time out of our nerdy schedules to honor those who have served in our rich history. Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, V, Evie, Luke Skywalker, Rico, and many others who have given their lives for the greater good of us all. Original Guest on the show to copilot! Follow us on: Facebook - Defeated by Delicious Fruit Pies Twitter - @DBDFP iTunes - DBDFP 2019-06-041h 01
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP Episode 150!! The Lion King Live Action Animated MovieThis week we tackle movie remakes and why everyone loves/hates them! We also discuss how video games are rotting our minds and why the solution is better video games. Colin comes on as a guest!2019-05-2044 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP Episode 149: Valve Sucks, and other UntruthsThis week we discuss how Valve and Bethesda could learn from each other! Yes, seriously. Eric also rants about Starbucks, Stephen King, and being terrible with streaming technology.2019-05-1434 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesRants about EndgameWe are finally back from our quick year-and-a-half-long lunch break to break it down for you in new video format style! Eric goes on a solo rant about Endgame and spoils at least three parts of the movie for his sister. Kris weighs in on the Venom movie, and we preserve the sanctity of the Best of the Rest portion of the show!2019-05-0646 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 147This week, Eric reveals he is not a sociopath, Kurt reveals that he is, Tim drops the mic, and Kris edits like a boss!2016-10-2759 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 146Yep, we are still HUGE nerds and that is way, uh huh, uh huh, we like it!2016-10-1952 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 145This week, we do some critical self-analysis, conduct some focus groups on Stranger Things, and become bewildered by Kurt and Tim.2016-09-211h 00
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 144Life has finally slowed down enough for the DBDFP crew to get back on the air and we couldn't be happier to be back! Listen to the squad debate the merits of No Man's Sky, the Star Wars franchise, and much more!2016-09-1454 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 143This week, we dive into sleep cycles, Netflix, No Man's Sky, and why Eleven should run for President!2016-08-1759 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 142After six weeks of traveling the globe, the DBDFP crew returns to the podcast universe with a vengeance! This week, we take it upon ourselves to crystallize the good, the bad, and the ugly that transpired over the past month and a half...and boy, is Twitter going to be mad!2016-08-0349 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 140 (E3 Special, Part 1!)Our annual return to all things video games as we discuss the good, the bad, and the changes from Day 0 and Day 1 of E3!2016-06-1550 minDefeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 139This week we discuss live-action Disney, DC: Rebirth, and video game movie fails!2016-06-011h 07
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 138The latter of the back-to-back where we discuss cooking, Overwatch, Calvin & Hobbes, and Tim's ridiculousness!2016-05-2559 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 137We return with a back-to-back! In this episode, DBDFP weighs in on the Nintendo NX, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Civil War, and more!2016-05-251h 01
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 136We really dig deep in this episode to (mostly) hilarious
results!2016-04-271h 02
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 135We wish we had a creative tag for you this week, instead we will just allow this episode to speak for itself!2016-04-2053 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 134The guys are at at again and Tim even goes all Super Snarken on us!2016-04-131h 01
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 133We have returned from our vacation and DBDFP has never been better - slamming Superman, giving Nintendo love, and giving you all a nerdy earful of awesome!2016-04-0657 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 132Happy 3rd Anniversary to the podcast! It has been a crazy 36 months and it is only bound to get that much more insane in the coming year. Thanks for coming along on this journey with us, nerd folk!2016-03-1656 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 131Marveling at DC, a journey down the Fallout rabbit hole, talking friendship, and a strong political statement from Tim!2016-03-0358 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 130Sorry, this whole adulting thing - brutal! But we are back and talking about all the things you love to listen to: consumer advice, hatred of all things DC, deep insights on Deadpool, and even some nerdy banter!2016-02-1746 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 129Squad! Kris dives into the deep end of the karmic pool, Eric thinks Will Smith's make-up needs some work, Kurt does a PSA for education, Tim remembers something, and we all take bets on who is going to bite the dust in an upcoming DC property!2016-01-2747 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 128After a much needed month of nerd hibernation, the crew is back to bring you all the nerd happenings and geeky opinions you could ever want! 2016 is going to be a helluva year (with new sponsorship opportunities if Kurt has anything to say about it)!2016-01-271h 01
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 127 (New Years Special!)We ring in 2016 the same way we do every other year - with questions, comments, and concerns from our listening audience! It is one of our favorite episodes of the year because it is all about those that are most important to the show...YOU! Happy New Year, everyone!2016-01-021h 17
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 126Hopefully you have been enjoying our new YouTube videos, but in case you missed our sultry voices - here is the second-to-last episode of DBDFP for 2015! Remember to send in all of your questions, comments, and concerns in for the End of the Year Special (to be released Dec. 30th)!2015-12-2355 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 125This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus sponsors a PSA on change, Eric doesn't care about TWD video game spoilers, Kris gets angry at 'old people' gamer mentality, Kurt gets a new title, and everyone gets in the holiday spirit!2015-12-0948 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 124This week, Kurt utters the worst three-word sentence in history, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus doesn't back off his previous statements, Eric gives XBOX some love, Kris gets into the holiday spirit (eating), and everyone discusses their favorite movie shootout scene!2015-11-2550 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 123This week, Kris gets angry with Wolverine, Kurt gets angry with low-hanging X-fruit, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets angry with Cyclops, Eric gets angry with Professor X, and everyone freaks out about yet another terrible list! Yes, it is a lot of anger.2015-11-181h 07
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 122This week, Eric pitches Star Trek: Firefly, Kris crashes the Rocketeer (with the help of Tim and Eric), Kurt goes food crazy, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus bashes DC time travel stories, and we all record at different times! (See if you can figure out how we did it!)2015-11-1252 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: The Beginning's EndThe end is nigh! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Wild at Heart, Time to Kill, Vampire’s Kiss, Moonstruck, Raising Arizona, Peggy Sue Got Married, The Boy in Blue, Birdy, The Cotton Club, Racing with the Moon, Rumble Fish, and Valley Girl. We also weigh in on the best, worst and Cage-iest performances during Mr. Cage's epic career! 2015-10-281h 41
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: The Best AroundWe reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Drive Angry, Season of the Witch, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Kick-Ass, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, Knowing, Bangkok Dangerous, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Next, and Ghost Rider.2015-10-271h 22
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 121This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets his consumer report on, Kris unleashes his inner Keanu, Eric lays down the Batman gauntlet, Kurt can't handle the singing, and everyone reveals that adulthood does not come with unlimited income!2015-10-211h 07
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 120This week, Kurt returns to the permadeath discussion, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus goes into non-answer mode, Kris discusses getting older as a gamer, Eric finally gets some blowback from our audience, and everyone revamps some lame super powers!2015-09-3047 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 119Oh, look! The guys are back! This week, Kris channels Jar-Jar, Eric has concerns about the upcoming season of The Walking Dead, Kurt lays down the law on superhero teams, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives himself the business, and everyone feels good about talking about non-Nicolas Cage news!2015-09-161h 03
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: Four Angry MenTime for a one-way trip to rage town! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Kiss of Death, Trapped in Paradise, It Could Happen to You, Guarding Tess, Deadfall, Red Rock West, Amos & Andrew, Honeymoon in Vegas, Zandalee, and Fire Birds.
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Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: Prime CutWe reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover The Family Man, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Bringing Out the Dead, 8MM, Snake Eyes, City of Angels, Face/Off, Con Air, The Rock, and Leaving Las Vegas. Plus, we get super salty with Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus over his lack of dedication to the Cagecraft.2015-08-261h 25
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: Death of a Sex SymbolWe knew you would be back for more! We reviewed every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover The Wicker Man, World Trade Center, The Weather Man, Lord of War, National Treasure, Matchstick Men, Adaptation, Windtalkers, and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. WARNING - MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD!2015-08-191h 15
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 118This week, Eric discusses late night showing etiquette, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus shares his vision for a new D&D film, Kris gets his calligraphy on, Kurt wants all the nanobots, and everyone outlines the best ways to deal with bullies!2015-08-191h 02
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP's Nicolas Cage Match: The Post-Bankruptcy YearsWelcome to the cage match you never knew you needed! We review every Nicolas Cage movie so you don't have to! In this episode, we cover Dying of the Light, Left Behind, Outcast, Rage, Joe, The Frozen Ground, Stolen, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Trespass, and Seeking Justice. Get ready to throw down because it is time to verbally rumble!2015-08-121h 23
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 117This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus reveals his love for all things Forza-related, Kurt exposes the virtues of the Multi-Pass, Eric pitches a new reality show concept, Kris forgets to put in an important sound, and everyone gets cringe-worthy!2015-08-0548 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 116Between watching Nic Cage films and eating crazy, Asian foods, the DBDFP gang found some time to record a LIVE podcast in New Jersey! Heaven help us all.2015-07-2959 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 115This week, Eric shares a wavelength, Kurt dives into the new world of 'What If', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus talks protection, Kris creates a new adjective, and everyone weighs in on the Marvel/Disney gravy train and its possible derailment!2015-07-2259 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 114For the second of the back-to-back episodes, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives a super cop out answer, Kurt wrestles with lag, Kris summons a Velocaminotaur, and Eric rides the delay train!2015-07-1552 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 113This week, we bring you back-to-back episodes! Eric just says no to Mr. Dafoe, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus yells at employers around the globe, Kurt discusses how board games mirror the futility of man, and Kris hates on dentists (again)!2015-07-1552 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 112This week, Kris gives thanks to James Gunn, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus geeks out on Final Fantasy trailers, Kurt continues his hatred for Men Without Hats, Eric reveals his void-filling television series of choice, and everyone fixes the Green Lantern Corps!2015-07-0154 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 111 (E3 Special!)Our 3rd Annual E3 Special covers the good, the bad, and the surprises from the video game event of the year! Breaking News - WE ARE SORRY!2015-06-241h 04
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 110Recorded on Sundays and released every Wednesday. Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus continues his technological hex on the program because the sound gets all sorts of screwy towards the end. Even so, we still rock it out and hit you with some Jurassic World knowledge, answer a slew of viewer questions, and have some fun getting down and nerdy! We will work out these kinks and bring you a clearer auditory experience going forward!2015-06-171h 02
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 109Recorded on Sundays and released every Wednesday. This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus wants a Spider-Man Netflix series, Eric can't play racing games, Kris values friendship, Kurt gives reasonable marriage advice, and everyone sets the Marvel Comic Universe straight!2015-06-101h 07
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 108This week, Kurt tries to capture the 'essence of horror', Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ponders prison podcasting, Eric rails against website registrations, Kris yells at Marvel to get off his lawn, and everyone unveils their monthly nerd budgets!2015-06-031h 03
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 107After three weeks off, we are back with the second of a back-to-back recording session! Apologies for the sound issues - we think Tim put some sort of jinx on us.2015-05-2759 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 106After three weeks off, we are back with the first of a back-to-back recording session!2015-05-2759 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 105This week, Kurt defends his movie honor, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus tells everyone to get organized, Kris shrugs at paid mods, Eric sends NASA a thank you note (for his desktop backgrounds), and everyone gets excited for an upcoming, nerdy Cage Match!2015-05-0658 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 104This week, Eric and Kurt share a super weird mindmelding moment, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus has to explain himself, Kris does some beauty analysis, and everyone is excited for a future NES-centered discussion! Thanks, audience!2015-04-221h 09
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 103Shawn is back as the first guest of Season 3! This week, Eric brings his ninja wheel, Kris can't say 'nerdy duties' correctly, Shawn is all out of bubble gum, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus praises Transformers (kind of), Kurt's wife makes rude gestures, and everyone gets caught in the DBDFP Skype Zone of Technological Disaster!2015-04-151h 05
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 102Sorry, we took a week off for rest and recovery but we are back to continue our Season 3 saga! This week, Kurt is amazed by speed runs, Eric hugs Onslaught, Kris recovers from facial battery, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus slams Tony Stark, and everyone gets in on the crowdsourcing craze!2015-04-0948 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 101As we open Season 3 of DBDFP, Tim becomes the Giant and Puffy Jesus, Kurt develops some gross perfume scents, Eric has laser focus, Kris insults himself, and everyone champions a cause (in a totally non-creepy way)!2015-03-251h 11
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 100DBDFP turns 100 in grand fashion! We try to age with some grace; a new format but with the same levels of nerdiness! Join us as we celebrate 100 episodes of geek culture, laughter, and Mech Knife!2015-03-1858 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 99.5Check out our first mini-episode! As Eric is still out to sea, Will Z. steps in again to help us out with co-hosting responsibilities. This episode, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is all about convenience, Will Z. causes a lot of echo, Kurt visits Hulk and Nightcrawler in the old folk's home, Kris props up a banned beverage, and everyone delves into time travel comics!2015-03-1135 min
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 99This week, Eric is on a boat so Will Z. jumps in! Additionally, Kurt summons Godzilla Bowser, Kris decides on a new degree path, Will Z. is sick (and rambles), Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus kills some future sponsorships, and everyone throws gets upset over the uptick in swatting!2015-03-111h 02
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 98So close to Episode 100! This week, Kris is furious about his delay, Kurt goes a little garbly, Eric breaks into song, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ironically dismisses Easter, and everyone gives Hallmark a run for their money with some nerdy V-Day cards!2015-02-181h 13
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 97In the second of back-to-back recordings, Tim the Fast and Furious continues his cussing streak, Kris gives someone an answer they don't want, Kurt loves him some Don Johnson, Eric won't stop tormenting Tim with music, and everyone gets all sorts of recording punchy!2015-02-111h 15
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 96In the first of back-to-back recordings, Eric goes Bazooka Joe ballistic, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus can't stop swearing, Kris advocates a nuclear strike, Kurt requires non-stop punching, and everyone gets some sweet justice!2015-02-111h 01
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 95Snowed in? Listen up! This week, Kurt loves giant crossword puzzles, Eric gets an arrow to the knee, Tim becomes the Dirty Old Man Jesus, Kris doesn't go into detail, and everyone has super short answers for once!2015-01-281h 00
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 94After a sick week off, DBDFP is healthy once more! This week, Kris pitches a new game for EA Sports, Kurt doesn't care (about awards), Eric gives Star Wars: Episode III some love, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus goes all holiday-themed, and everyone pledges their allegiance to Mark Hamill!2015-01-211h 04
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 93Get out of here, resolutions! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus starts his own line of shirts, Kris begins Deathwatch 2015, Kurt gets named CEO of our expansion Black Lantern Corps franchise, Eric is Tyler Batman, and everyone dives into controversial television episodes!2015-01-071h 11
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 92 (New Year's Special!)Welcome to 2015! To kick it off in style, Eric steps out of a time machine (no, really!), Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gives another solid pass, Kris Frankenbarfs, and Kurt has a positive moment! With all of that said, we here at DBDFP wish you a very prosperous and nerdtastic New Year!2014-12-311h 05
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 91 (Christmas Special!)'Tis the season (once again) to answer listener's questions and only listener's questions! Trust us, this one is full of holiday cheer, bad advice from Kurt, exceptional advertising with Eric, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus lays a sick burn, movie ridicule from Kris and a whole lot of laughter! Happy Holidays!2014-12-241h 30
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 90Will Z. is back on the show after some time away! This week, Eric points out the most evil group in comic book history, Kris goes positive, Will Z. signs a NDA, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus tries surprises, Kurt plays the crying game, and everyone celebrates Christmas in July in December!2014-12-171h 16
Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 89This week, Kurt gets cerebral, Eric calls out glaring errors, Kris gives some theater production advice, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is way above his pay grade and the Wheel of Recommendations makes its triumphant return!2014-12-101h 13Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 88FACE-tality! Say hello to our newest co-host, Miss Shylah (writer of the film, 'The Christmas Dragon')! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus declares that he doesn't get teased enough, Miss Shylah was told this was going to be a fun experience, Kurt delves into the particulars of swordfighting, Eric calls out the book snobs of the world, Kris reminds Tim to write things down, and everyone weighs in on the new 'Jurassic World' and 'Star Wars' trailers!2014-12-031h 12Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 87Abracadabra! Mike the Magic Man returns to the podcast! This week, Eric is focused on space drills, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is fixated on Farscape, Mike is all about online video game reviews, Kurt is upset with Black Friday shoppers, Kris is frustrated with reality (television), and everyone needs Thanksgiving food badly!2014-11-261h 14Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 86Time is on our side! This week, Kris summons Steve Buscemi, Eric makes an obscure reference, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus runs on nostalgia power, Kurt does some freelance work for Marvel, and everyone cringes at the idea of Dewritos!2014-11-121h 14Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 85Double the episodes, double the fun! This episode, Shawn returns for the second of a back-to-back recording, Eric recounts horrible Oregon Trail stories, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus joins the cast of Law & Order: DBDFP, Kurt hunts the mountain wumpus (again!), Kris signs up for a new job, and everyone lays out some annoying magical weapon tropes!2014-11-051h 12Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 84Welcome to DBDFP After Dark with Shawn! This week, Kris high fives Keanu Reeves, Eric puts Archer's first episode on a pedestal, Tim becomes just Fast and Furious, Shawn gets creeped out by a Pinocchio reboot, Kurt crushes on Damadar, and everyone gives Mr. Cumbermagic his props!2014-11-051h 12Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 83This week, Kurt dresses up as Wonder Woman, Kris gets creeped out by Power Rangers, Eric binges on The Blacklist, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus consumes some fictional food, and everyone creates animal amalgamations!2014-10-221h 02Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 82It has now been zero days since our last Tim-cident! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus ruins his 'good' name, Kurt schools the general public about short staffing, Kris gets angry about muscle shirts, Eric shares an important FB PSA, and everyone realizes it always comes back to Star Wars!2014-10-151h 16Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 81The listening audience always answers the call! Say hello to our newest guest host - Bad Brad (the baddest nerd in all of geekdom)! This week, Eric gets backing from the faux Chiropractic Council, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus tries to read a Dragon Wall, Brad brings surveys into the mix, Kurt gracefully dodges a question, Kris relocates to Threed, and everyone gets gifts! Yay!2014-10-081h 08Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 80We need you to join the DBDFP Legion! This week, Kris picks a topic he doesn't even want to talk about, Eric compares polar bears, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus blasts The Langoliers, Kurt does the Gauntlet Boogie, and everyone asks for more guest hosts! Join us!2014-10-011h 06Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 79This week, Kurt receives the dreaded 'wife scowl', Kris blesses the show with an important prayer, Eric enjoys the hurt, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus wants to body double Stan Lee, and everyone gives props to their favorite replacement actors!2014-10-011h 00Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 78Who says we don't reach the younger demographic? Say hello to our newest guest host, Mr. Mason! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus becomes Tim that Darn Jesus, Kurt goes Ultimate, Kris is sick of 'events', Mr. Mason slams the Lifetime channel, Eric offers Shaq some acting work, and everyone boards the DC train (and jumps off at the first possible stop)!2014-09-171h 20Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 77We get a little punchy late at night. This week, Eric loves him some Princess Bride, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets crushed by the rage monster known as Karl, Kurt takes Bowser to Pain Town, Kris concocts a super gross milkshake, and everyone encourages game developers to broaden their horizons!2014-09-101h 00Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 76So much bacon! This week, Kris has a sudden onset of dyslexia, Eric takes the blasphemy to 11, Tim the Fast Furious Jesus tries to eliminate X-Men: Days of Future Past from the timeline, Kurt is angry at the world (including you!), and everyone enjoys some #hashbrowns!2014-09-101h 02Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 75Take the DBDFP listening challenge! This week, Kurt punches people in the throat, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus gets his doctorate (in love advice), Eric outlines how to properly do dark, dystopian sci-fi, Kris pitches the Loki and Thanos team-up film, and everyone gives props to their favorite TV scientists!2014-08-271h 15Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 74Get your Deadpool Mutually Assured Destruction contract rider here! This week, Kris turns on the Purr Machine, Kurt gives his first Karl motivational moment, Tim promotes sunscreen, Eric reenacts a game trailer, and everyone shares their biggest literary influences!2014-08-211h 11Defeated By Delicious Fruit PiesDBDFP, Episode 73All the Dargons! This week, Tim the Fast and Furious Jesus is secretly composed of clockwork machinery, Eric uses his M-Buster to scan grocery items, Kris rebuilds the Wheel of Recommendations, Kurt bemoans the death of his X-COM soldiers, and everyone loses their minds over the internet's newest word game!2014-08-131h 13