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Don't Expect Anything201 - DEAPODCASRDY ii: A REBOOTLE (Part 2)This week, the worst game show host around resumes the flashback celebrations with the second part of DEAPODCASRDY ii: A REBOOTLE! Will Josh, Liv and Huw prevail over the evil host? How will Jeremy continue to ruin everyone’s already miserable lives? Will the rules ever be clear to everyone involved? Find out now!
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2021-12-221h 23
Don't Expect Anything200 - DEAPODCASRDY ii: A REBOOTLE (Part 1)200 “episodes” of a “podcast” later. While the world has changed dramatically, this “show” still “remains” the same and this week Jeremy brings back the clip/quiz show rip-off that everybody was gagging for! He challenges the rest of the Talkie Boiyz, Huw, Josh and Liv, to delve into their shared past and pluck the berries of ‘member from the aural tree of content.
Dear listener, your ears have been truly cherished for the past 200 episodes. Now, prepare for a bunch of flashback harps because…
THIS…
IS…
DEAPODCASRDY ii: A REBOOTLE!
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2021-12-151h 32
Don't Expect Anything199 - Water On The Knee (feat. Laura Costa And Keegan Mew)Technically this episode is a mess. It begins during the pre-episode tech run-through so forgive its crudeness as Keegan tries to win the episode ten seconds in and Laura makes a startling discovery about how microphones work.
When the episode finally gets underway, Laura introduces some spy themed Mad Libs to prove no one understands the English language and Dame Doody Stench quickly drops by.
Also, stick around for everyone’s review of Jeremy Renner’s Main Attraction.
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2021-12-081h 03
Don't Expect Anything198 - Dr. Cunthis MagentaThis week Jeremy and Josh bring in a professional to help squash some long-standing beefs. In the process they discuss aged cheese, complete Rorschach tests and describe each other as kitchen utensils.
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2021-11-3040 min
Don't Expect Anything197 - 1on1 With… Robert BagThis week, Jeremy M. Costa is back for an intimate interview with an ex-accountant from merry ol’ England, Robert Bag. Jeremy attempts to get to the heart of this drab man, from his childhood reading accounting books and never going into the ocean to his adulthood running Robert Bag Accounting. Mr. Bag also offers financial advice he used to give to his celebrity clients as well as exploring what he’s been doing with his retirement.
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2021-11-2440 min
Don't Expect Anything196 - Tooth In Krisis, Teeth OKAfter the gang briefly touch on Yu-Gi-Oh, dragons and the Great British Bake-Off, Huw brings a segment to the table! He's finally contributing! The segment concerns a certain app used for dancing and singing... and cooking? And assault? Whatever, let the zoomers figure it out.
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2021-11-1641 min
Don't Expect Anything195 - Why Is This A Sexy Episode?Jeremy is rocking a revealing outfit, Liv returns with her segment “What the Hell is Happening on Free-to-Air TV?” and Huw accuses Elmo of some malicious activity.
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2021-11-1032 min
Don't Expect Anything194 - Heaven Better’ve Lime (Keegan Takes Over)In what is a first for the podcast, this week’s episode is a “Fuck it, we’ll do it live” type situation as friend/part time host of the show Keegan Mew invites the Talkie Boiyz over to his house to berate them with a series of nonsense words. What follows is an uncut, unedited piece of torture masquerading as an episode of a podcast.
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2021-11-0342 min
Don't Expect Anything193 - Late Fright With Frankenstein’s Monster (2021 Halloween Special)TONIGHT’S GUESTS: Dracula the Famous Vampire
Josh Grunik from some internet radio show
FEATURING: Igor on the Keys
AND: The new intern visits an abandoned hospital!
All that and nothing else on tonight’s edition of LATE FRIGHT WITH FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER!
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2021-10-2754 min
Don't Expect Anything192 - Top 10 Cocktails To Pour Down Your Gullet By Jeremy Mmmm Et Al. CostaThe Talkie Boiyz have been taken by scroll fever,
celebrating Huw’s 26th year in a way that’s very clever,
After a quick stroll down birthday memory lane,
Jeremy unfurls his scroll to a lot of acclaim!
Happy Birthday Mr. Davies
From all of us here,
There’s a few surprise guests,
So let’s all crack open a beer!
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2021-10-2034 min
Don't Expect Anything191 - Who Is The Bell?!Huw is subjected to The Masked Singer treatment this week, before Liv assumes hosting duties! There is a brief period of hesitation and general time-wasting before the Random Question Generator is unfurled and boy was it worth unfurling.
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2021-10-1231 min
Don't Expect Anything190 - It’s The Whole Meat Of The Potato, But SpiralisedOn this week’s episode, Josh will be somewhat hungry in the future, Jeremy loves crunchy prawn tails and Liv ruins everyone's day with her new segment.
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2021-10-0633 min
Don't Expect Anything189 - The 2021 AFL Grand Final SpecialIn this four part episode, as their beloved Western Bulldogs faced the Melbourne Demons, Jeremy and Huw decided to record their Grand Final week experience. One week before the big match, they are joined by Liv and Josh to discuss the best parties and Jeremy’s growing nerves.
The second section, a few hours before the game, the Boiyz are joined by a certain ruler of England and her insane betting bookie.
The third section was recorded during the Grand Final’s half time break with their friends Keegan and Laura as the Bulldogs held the lead and Jeremy was burs...
2021-09-291h 12
Don't Expect Anything188 - Pig SchmiddleThis week, first born children named after brands and a PollyWaffle biscuit pitch before the Talkie Boiyz try to decide which video game character would make the best roommate. Jeremy befriends a clothing item, Josh dines with a mother, Liv takes advantage of a magical giant toy and Huw chooses Douglas the bounty hunter/racer.
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2021-09-2236 min
Don't Expect Anything187 - Socks and BlocksFirst off, apologies to fans of the Holy Bible and The Smurfs for our classic Gilgamesh/Gargamel mix-up at the start. It won't happen again. After that initial embarrassment it's on to Jeremy MMM Costa and his protégé Josh, as they explain how to be cool. Like the needy little thing he is, Huw asks to be brought into the cool club and is methodically introduced to Slatham Latham's Three Point Plan to attain ultimate style.
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2021-09-1434 min
Don't Expect Anything186 - 1on1 With... Aunty VaximusOn this week’s episode, Jeremy sits down with the mysterious figure behind The Church of J.I., the enigmatic Aunty Vaximus, as he searches for a new system of beliefs. Aunty Vax explains the origins of her church through the story of Great Grandpappy Vaxx of 1901 before exploring her various interpretations of the wider world such as brown-eyed people, sneezing and bathroom techniques. Following this, Jeremy undergoes an initiation exam.
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2021-09-0834 min
Don't Expect Anything184 - Play Around With Reginald’s Honey StickThis week, Liv ‘Soup’ Staffieri welcomes the decrepit Trutunia and Harold G. Murbles of the Hampton Murbles to the show. Their seemingly eternal marriage is full of interesting stories, from Trutunia’s performing past and her dalliance into the mead business to Harold turning away from his father’s plum sauce empire.
The Murbles have been together for many a year and their heart warming tale will uncover the many secrets to a long lasting marriage.
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2021-08-2536 min
Don't Expect Anything183 - Why Not, Mr. Footscray?After opening with some stories about pooping in the pool, the Talkie Boiyz address some more serious topics born out of a fan request. Film, culture, arts... the roof seal; this one's got it all!
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2021-08-1739 min
Don't Expect Anything182 - Nothing With a BrainAfter a cold open discussing cold cuts, Josh and Huw are surprised by Jeremy’s confession to his piracy past aboard the dreaded ship, The Bloody Dachshund. He explains the origins of the Coconut Fun Day, pirate’s intense hatred of all things digital and the peaceful Mute-Knee that led to him being crowned Captain.
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2021-08-1139 min
Don't Expect Anything181 - Pitch A PentOlympic Fever is sweeping the nation and even the Talkie Boiyz can't escape it! After a brief discussion on chuckin' stuff and wrestling-themed water dances, these three 'athletes' design their very own and far superior pentathlon.
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2021-08-0334 min
Don't Expect Anything180 - The Big Daddy Lion Decided To Open A Ski ResortThis week, Jeremy is all alone in the studio, ready to do a solo record when suddenly Huw and Liv burst into the studio after being missing for 3 days.
Covered in snow and outlandish royal jackets, the duo recount their recent adventure in the magical land of Farneara. Meeting Mr. Hummus the family man-centaur at a frozen lamp-post, Huw’s dalliance with a female clothes-horse and their role in the heated rivalry between ski-resort owners Big Daddy Lion and the evil inventor, The White Witch.
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2021-07-2838 min
Don't Expect Anything179 - 50 Supervillains Per Square InchThe podcast barely gets underway before Jeremy is once again choked out by a certain caped crusader. This time our hero(?) has misplaced his supervillain list and, instead of locating it, proceeds to talk nonsense for thirty minutes. World's greatest detective!
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2021-07-2039 min
Don't Expect Anything178 - Jar AjarWhile Liv and Jeremy are trying to record a podcast about their cat, the old DEA Podcast Topic Jar bursts into the room to get some answers for being neglected. The life and times of a glass jar are explored, from being filled with Nonna’s bolognese sauce/love to living in the sewers with his rat friends, this jar of topics really has led an interesting life.
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2021-07-1435 min
Don't Expect Anything177 - Pre-postouslyRegularly scheduled programming resumes after a tumultuous June and to start, the Talkie Boiyz list all the months in the year. They also discuss an evil secret Zeppelin that reverses air, stealing chuckles and open-air skyscrapers.
In the second half, Jeremy uncovers a frightening conspiracy linking a certain ex-King of Pop to his own life! The truth he has uncovered will astound you, dear listeners...
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2021-07-0739 min
Don't Expect Anything175 - Superheroes, Are They Real or Not? Powers, Origin, What is it? We’ll Find Out. (MoK #4)Current host of the DEA Podcast here, Keegan Mew, inviting you listeners on another whirlwind adventure during the Month of Me! This week, I challenge Jeremy, Huw and Liv to a superhero showdown in which they must uncover the secret identities of a few lesser known heroes. We’ll meet the man who can eat any legal situation, the crime fighting off-the-rack pants and a normal woman.
It’s gonna be a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal doozy!
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2021-06-2345 min
Don't Expect Anything174 - Teet 'N Weet: Ep. 759 feat. The DEA Podcast Crew! (MoK #3)This week on the “long-running” “podcast” “Teet ‘N Weet” Tillson Weet and his older brother, ex-turkey farmer, ex-jacket salesman Wilson Teet are joined by their surprised guests Huw, Josh and Liv from the DEA Podcast. They try to understand Tillson’s illiteracy while playing a few rounds of Celeb Misled and then all honour Wilson’s time as the child-king of Atlantis by playing ‘Qua or Nah? To round out another normal episode of the podcast, Tillson leads everyone in a final game of Rad or Bad, very different to the other segments of the show.
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2021-06-161h 02
Don't Expect Anything173 - Ask Keegs (MoK #2)The Month of Keegan continues this week as Keegan takes over a raucous party in order to doll out his infinite wisdom about life. Mr. Mew deals out the truth on topics such as Googling mayonnaise, taking a specky in footy, blowing into balloon-like substances and mirrors; how do they work? Listen to this guru put his friends in their place as his intelligence shines like a beacon in a dark, empty void of stupidity.
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2021-06-091h 03
Don't Expect Anything172 - Lord Of The Rings: The Twin Towers (MoK #1)The most historically important month in podcast history has arrived! It's finally the Month of Keegan, and he kicks it off in classic Keegan style by taking the gang through a series of weird games and questions. A really long theme is created, hats are worn, and orcs are criticized. It's gonna be a long month.
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2021-06-0148 min
Don't Expect Anything171 - Playin’ Games IV: Meanwhile, Gary “Spooky” Wastoid The Fourth (Part 2)The Talkie Boiyz are continuing their improv fun ‘n’ games by pitching a movie involving Immortal Mexican Vampire Cowboys while during some more Articulate, pantless bears and timer rage are rather loudly brought up. Everyone also discovers A Chancellor of a Ghouls vs. Pirate’s Parrots Sports League and finally, we dive deep into the world of Trudy the Dancing Hat and the salesman StarLord McToots.
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2021-05-2633 min
Don't Expect Anything170 - Playin’ Games IV: OK, So The Orbs In My Head Are Eyes (Part 1)The Talkie Boiyz are Playin’ Games this week! They begin with some Articulate which truly showcases their inability to cope with pressure as well as Jeremy’s timer obsession. They end up sweeping poop off the barbershop floor during a game of 3,2,1 and are bullied by hunky mermaids at the underwater clam-bake during a 90 second scene. Tis’ truly is the season of fun!
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2021-05-1940 min
Don't Expect Anything168 - 1on1 With... Madame Uno168 - 1on1 with... Madame Uno
On today’s episode, Jeremy introduces a new series to the DEA canon titled “1on1 with…”, a series intended to get to the heart of the interesting people that grace our studio. This week, Jeremy goes 1on1 with… Madame Uno, a famed soothsayer and dentist who first appeared on episode 61 in 2019.
Madam Uno tells us how her dentistry kept her afloat during 2020 and what it has been like returning to the realm of Fark Darts after some time away. They explore her complicated relationship with both witchcraft and her twin sister before she graciously takes Jeremy thr...
2021-05-0540 min
Don't Expect Anything167 - DEAPODCASRDYWelcome to DEAPODCASRDY, the only game show that combines the trivia of Jeopardy with the stupidity of this very podcast! How will our three contestants stack up against each other as their inept host tests their knowledge on the history of the podcast they all have hosted for over three years now. Will Jeremy ever settle into being a game show host and nail it the first time out the gate? NO, he will not, he is very awful actually. Tune in now for some trivia fun-pardy!
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2021-04-2848 min
Don't Expect Anything166 - You Think You’d Eat A Meter-Long Hotdog?This week the Talkie Boiyz are clearly all hungry as they dive deep into a food-centric episode. On the menu is some pickled herring while running, a cultural smashing together of cuisines in grotesque ways as well as an improved continental breakfast. Then, as their hunger expands, so does the scope of the meals as they stop becoming food and more closely resemble a house of sorts.
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2021-04-2134 min
Don't Expect Anything165 - Waiting For JamesThis week Liv puts on her Hollywood director pants and challenges the boys to pitch the next big blockbuster film. They have to pitch one part each though, so naturally the script has no continuity problems or flawed logic and makes total sense.
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2021-04-1348 min
Don't Expect Anything164 - Katarina Roundhouse: Tween Spy (feat. Costa 101)Warning: This is one of the strangest episodes we’ve ever aired.
Liv and Jeremy welcome Laura Costa to the show to be swept up in the pandemonium of conversation including trampoline antics, ways to fix teeth and favourite Glee characters. Then, Liv creates the next big young adult spy novel heroine.
An additional note, a separate radio show from the year 2009 titled Costa 101 interrupts our 2021 podcast as you get to hear the beginnings of the Costa siblings foray into the world of audio entertainment.
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2021-04-0756 min
Don't Expect Anything163 - Clifford The Big Red GodThis week we really bounce around between multiple topics; the milk man, hedge maze problems, revered animals, mini-mega-golf and the burden of being sexually attracted to an inanimate object. Also there's some sad covid and mortality talk to really round it out.
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2021-03-3036 min
Don't Expect Anything162 - If There’s Grass On The Field… Play BocceThis week, “unofficial world record holder” Ambrose Chadson-Yardley joins Liv and Jeremy to their utter surprise. He takes them through his lifelong quest to collect multiple phone numbers, high school flirting at a seafood restaurant and his crippling fear of “real” dating.
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2021-03-2440 min
Don't Expect Anything161 - Nights X: Thirty Seconds Per DwarfAfter one of the worst openings in podcast history the episode does actually turn out to be pretty good. Jeremy and Huw are back with another installment of Nights to discuss school excursions, exam failures and the ins and outs of Disney dating.
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2021-03-1640 min
Don't Expect Anything160 - I Was Thinking About The Bug I Like (feat. Keegan Mew & Jemma Johnston)Keegan Mew and Jemma Johnston join Jeremy and Liv for an aimless discussion. Topics include Keegan’s primary school experience, everyone’s favourite PIXAR movie and bug before Keegan challenges Liv and Jeremy to name every PIXAR film. This episode will challenge your love of this podcast, with two nerds naming children's movies.
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2021-03-1038 min
Don't Expect Anything159 - My Soul’s True Purpose In Acrostic Poem FormOn this week’s episode, Liv picked up some Christmas erotica off the street which Josh and Huw are eager to discuss before they are interrupted by returning guest Lennox St. Vermillion, ex-greaser on an oil rig and still an amateur poet. He reveals what he’s been up to during the pandemic and his exploits in his home town from back in the day. He then presents some of his poetry based on nothing more than his personal thoughts and feelings.
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2021-03-0340 min
Don't Expect Anything158 - A Lunar TicJeremy gets swindled by corporate chip packaging, Huw personifies a jar of chocolate spread, Josh likes meat and that’s just the first 10 minutes of a transformative episode. The Talkie Boiyz then discuss which animals they would morph into under the light of a full moon and the value of religion in our modern society.
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2021-02-2440 min
Don't Expect Anything157 - 250,000 Burnt SharksThis week the Talkie Boiyz introduce their relationship with ‘tunes before the podcast morphs into a video game nerd-fest. Jeremy, Josh and Huw discuss what they get out of different types of gaming genres and the titles that defined them in their early life.
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2021-02-1740 min
Don't Expect Anything156 - WAPscallionsIt's out with the old and in with the new this week as Jeremy gives his group of interns a chance to prove themselves live on the pod. Try not to spit the dummy as Jeremy chats to a street orphan, a wealthy little shithead, and a girl who lives her life either on the leash or in the cupboard. Get ready to meet the future of podcasting!
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2021-02-0941 min
Don't Expect Anything155 - Hemorrhoid Swirl (feat. Keegan Mew)This episode is largely focused on ice-cream; eating it, inventing new flavours and generally insulting each other when it comes to chunk preference. Keegan admits his love for smoother textures which is received somewhat poorly. Then we learn about Jeremy’s dark past as he details the domestic abuse he used to endure.
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2021-02-0238 min
Don't Expect Anything154 - Bowling Alley On The Moon (3rd Anniversary Celebration!)Hip, Hip, Hoorary, it’s our 3rd Anniversary!
To celebrate, the Talkie Boiyz get together to look back on the year that was… awful. Jeremy reviews his personal 2020 movie watching statistics and then everyone tries to guess the titles of past DEA episodes. Josh, Liv and Huw attempt to flirt on the moon and then the podcast comes down with “Return of the King Fever” and just sort of keeps going with a few different endings.
Thank you for listening to us over the last three years! What a crazy world we live in, huh? Forces for good and evil vying fo...
2021-01-271h 08
Don't Expect Anything153 - Suckin’ Biscuits (feat. Jenny Pham Vo & Keegan Mew)While on a friend-cation, Jeremy gathered some friends to taste test some new flavours of Arnotts Shapes. Huw tells the story of how he took Arnotts for a company of schmucks then everyone wants Pickle Jeremy and they pitch which squeak-quel is the best. Suddenly, they are visited by the owner of their holiday home, Randy Newman and his best friend, Ashton Kutcher.
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2021-01-2032 min
Don't Expect Anything152 - Nights IX: He Didn’t Die On Zero YearIt’s late in the morning, there’s just two Boiyz, it’s time for the ninth edition of DEA Nights! After a classic podcast false start, Jeremy and Huw are delirious and discuss greetings based on the time of day, skating vs. surfing lingo and the realities of organised religion.
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2021-01-1341 min
Don't Expect Anything150 - It’s That Time Of Year When Salamis Comes To TownBefore the episode begins, the Talkie Boiyz discuss being naughty while eating cake and the people who enjoy heavy breathing.
When the episode begins, they discuss Nicki Webster’s top hits and sleeping with the fishes.
When the episode ends, a past guest returns to the podcast to sell a certain New Years Eve festive clothing item for the end of 2020.
Thank you very much for listening to the DEA Poddy for 2020 and for 150 episodes! We shall talk to you in the New Year! Stay safe and be merry.
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2020-12-3037 min
Don't Expect Anything149 - Christmas Day Radio Network (2020 Christmas Special)On the first ghost of Christmas, my podcast gave to me,
A pheasant discussing the intricacies of its transition between life and death.
On the second ghost of Christmas, my podcast gave to me,
A smooth and elegant Christmas disco jockey.
On the third ghost of Christmas, my podcast gave to me,
The newly elected President of Christmas who died of a deadly disease known as pudding fatigue.
The fourth ghost of Christmas, is Jeremy’s holiday spirit,
Hopefully these otherworldly visitors can save his holiday cheer!
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
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2020-12-2334 min
Don't Expect Anything148 - Egg In My LetterboxFINALLY, THE TALKIE BOIYZ ARE BACK TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN! Jeremy, Huw and Liv are joined by Josh and they couldn’t be more happy about it. They discuss Josh’s lockdown soup attempts, bee-stality, second tier fruit and the dangers of stone fruit. In the second half of the episode, we answer another food related listener email!
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2020-12-1636 min
Don't Expect Anything147 - Christ That's Cheap!This week Jeremy tells a gruesome hammer story to kick things off before the Boiyz roll into a lengthy discussion on what they would do if they were Jesus Christ himself. Huw starts a global enterprise, Jeremy facilitates ‘the party lifestyle’ and Josh gets distracted by critical film theory and forgets to answer. Also we tell some lockdown stories.
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2020-12-0831 min
Don't Expect Anything146 - Claude [Blank]: On Set OnomatopoeiaWhile discussing the Avril Lavigne conspiracy theory, Jeremy suddenly asks if the Boiyz could thrive as Indiana-Jones type adventurers. Thus, Josh pitches his theoretical blueprints for a high stakes adventure to the Dean of Yale and an interesting Demolitionist.
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2020-12-0234 min
Don't Expect Anything145 - I Live For The Squelch (feat. Jemma Johnston & Keegan Mew)It's a classic mix-up this week as we host two very special guests from out of town! Keegan and Jemma, long time friends of the podcast, stop by for a chat ranging from candy and games to aquatic trampolines and Jeremy's flies.
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2020-11-2440 min
Don't Expect Anything144 - Some Etsy FuckoIt's a bullet train episode this week as the gang once again scrape in under the wire. Jeremy opens up the show from the realm of the Speed Force and also delivers a joke that he's been sitting on for two months. It turns sour when Josh rains on his parade. With Jeremy defeated the Talkie Boiyz then shake up the Tour de France, make milkshakes and host reality television.
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2020-11-1730 min
Don't Expect Anything143 - Nights VIII: Full, Flong, FlavourfulAn under the wire DEA Nights episode brings the two-crew, Jeremy and Huw talking about a wide variety of topics. Cheese’s role in society, Huw’s intense substitute dance teacher, Year 8 butterscotch sauce recipe and Joe Biden stealing the US election. That’s just the first 20 minutes! Then, the day drinking reaches new heights and a myriad of strange discussions are had, along with a lot of fun.
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2020-11-1159 min
Don't Expect Anything142 - Teasing Stramb About His FrecklesThis week, while discussing various turns-of-phrase, Jeremy mentions a new hobby he’s taken up and thus Josh and Huw begin grilling him about the various specificities involved. They’ll touch on Jeremy’s recent data discovery about patterns on cows, his quest to Lake Loch and how he met his long time frenemy Stramb.
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2020-11-0432 min
Don't Expect Anything141 - Cool In Hell! (2020 Halloween Special)Well, tis’ the spooky season and yet the Talkie Boiyz cannot take the usual trip to the abandoned Belck Hospital. Instead, they take the time to discuss some Halloween memories before Josh receives a mysterious Zoom call and is whisked away to a much more horrifying podcast. Hold on to your terrified butts.
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2020-10-2848 min
Don't Expect Anything140 - Mayor Of Top Bloke CityIt’s a momentous occasion this week as lil’ Huwy turns 25! To kick it off the gang chats about car accidents and some favourite birthday memories before the real meat of the episode is addressed. It’s yet another instalment of the Costa-Davies Birthday List Extravaganza and boy is it a doozy of a rhyming roast. Happy Birthday to your ears!
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2020-10-2036 min
Don't Expect Anything139 - The Carrot ConundrumThis week we bear witness to an event on par with Neil Armstrong’s first steps on the moon. This episode, in fact, features an occurrence of such impact that it shakes the very foundations of modern society. Since January 14th, 2018, the Talkie Boiyz have been putting content into your earholes. But now, nearly three years later, the people have responded. That’s right, this episode features our first ever… listener email.
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2020-10-1335 min
Don't Expect Anything138 - So 3pm, You’re Drinking Sangria With A TreeA muddled discussion about Alice in Wonderland and campfire memories quickly derails the episode as Josh and Huw pose many questions to Huw about his 2011 trip to the beaches of Ibiza. Huw’s wild tale of drugs and loneliness starts at crazy and gets worse from there. From a van for on-the-move pooping to the old cougars tent, Ricky’s Paradise and an Ibizian community theatre production of a PIXAR classic, his night of partying is a thrilling encounter and not for the faint of heart.
Enjoy!
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2020-10-0736 min
Don't Expect Anything137 - Huw's Snacking Adventure (Part 2)Part twooooo! Unlike other sequels out there, this one lives up to the original! Speaking of original, in this episode the Boiyz run the Shapes Gauntlet ™ and come out relatively unscathed. However when it comes to Milo cereal, BBQ chips and the mighty Strawberry Big M… well, it doesn’t go down smoothly. Snacking whilst listening is highly recommended.
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2020-09-2950 min
Don't Expect Anything136 - Huw's Snacking Adventure (Part 1)Huw has something in store for the gang this week: a systematic ranking of popular Australian snack foods! There’s a lot of nostalgia in this one, which of course leads to some pretty heated disagreements over which snack did it best. There’s the Minties Meltdown, Cottee’s Conundrum, Fairy Bread Fallout, as well as the dreaded #gaytimegate and even a Malteser-based high five. Get your bib out and chomp this one down!
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2020-09-2241 min
Don't Expect Anything135 - Baguetta Putta Your Hands Up?!This week, Jeremy approached a special guest with an offer they could not refuse and so Liv and Huw are treated with an appearance by Don Blumbolly. They’ll talk about his legitimate berry business, the current mob war and whether or not Jeremy contributes to the “family business.”
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2020-09-1634 min
Don't Expect Anything134 - Astral Plane Lesbian ExperienceThe episode begins in a fairly innocuous fashion and, after touching on alligator assassinations, a topic is drawn. Wouldn’t you know it, the Talkie Boiyz are taking a look at TV once again, this time to discuss some favourite secondary characters. Then we get to the noble art of pranking and ask the age old question; what is a prank? How severely should it injure someone? Is Jeremy a knock-off Jigsaw? Somehow, some way, this chat evolves into a discussion of the Huwsletter; a daily publication of news by and for every Huw/Hugh. Liv also details the confusing in...
2020-09-0837 min
Don't Expect Anything133 - OK Josh, Egyptian CottonThis episode starts in the middle of a sound check and a genuine discussion from Jeremy, Josh and Huw about COVID-19 and the world’s reaction on both micro and macro levels without the guise of a podcast recording. The second half of the episode is… less serious… as the Talkie Boiyz discuss Nonna’s bolognese sauce, new Victorian Bitter aftershave and A.I. Josh.
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2020-09-0239 min
Don't Expect Anything132 - It’s The Cosmos, Baby!While cleaning out the house, Jeremy stumbled upon a dirty lamp without a bulb and of course, while cleaning it, out pops Jeannie the Jean Genie. An ageless wish-granting creature with a penchant for denim, Jeannie offers up some genie grass before laying out the terms and conditions of her three wishes by introducing her legal representative.
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2020-08-2634 min
Don't Expect Anything131 - Tibetan Gulag ManagementToday we begin with some movie discussion, just for a change. Individual scenes this time, ones that really exemplify the craft; jazz showdowns, the cooking of soup, swashbuckling adventures, Quaalude benders; it’s all there. Then Jeremy geeks out on Dark for a bit. After some halftime hair talk, the episode rapidly shifts into a completely different area. Surprised? We’re talking expertise, and which areas each of the Talkie Boiyz might like to excel in, given the choice. Josh wants to help with your electrical disconnections, Jeremy and Huw get into an argument about orchestral seating arrangements, and then Huw...
2020-08-1837 min
Don't Expect Anything130 - Playin’ Games III: Part 2.3 New Redux v2This week the Talkie Boiyz get back to some games. A classic round of 20 questions is followed by sitcoms involving picking up bricks, love via phones and a "Jessie’s Girl" situation. They take a detour down some very dramatic two person scenes before attempting to meld their minds over apples and beans.
Mind Meld Music: Deuces - Kevin MacLeod
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2020-08-1241 min
Don't Expect Anything129 - Playin' Games III: Part 1 - Horse Riding A Horse RideThat's right, the smash hit franchise Playin' Games is back for the third installment! Listen as the Talkie Boiyz stumble through various games, from guessing celebrity ages to the art of story-telling. Be amazed as they encounter funny horsies, run-on sentences and failing to remember the alphabet! There's only one way to sum up this episode; thanks Obama.
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2020-08-0431 min
Don't Expect Anything128 - A More Modern ChickenVirtual Josh weighs up the pros on cons of having a flesh body and explains the unexplainable paradox of making yoghurt. This all before the Talkie Boiyz dive into two question that have been argued and dissected for an eternity.
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2020-07-2933 min
Don't Expect Anything127 - Margus VonFizzletop’s Candy EmporiumJeremy is pretty angry with Huw and Liv this week for leaving him out of a once-in-a-lifetime experience. They were lucky enough to win a tour through the mysterious chocolate factory in town alongside four other eccentric international contest winners. They’ll stoke Jeremy’s jealousy by explaining gladiator battles in the Custard-y Room, nutting during Butterscotch Dreams and eating the little guys.
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2020-07-2252 min
Don't Expect Anything126 - Chip On A StringThe episode begins with Liv’s strange experiences at the University of Hair, which may or may not actually exist. In order to pass the time during lockdown, Josh reveals that he’s been digging holes and exploring the walls of his apartment complex. For the sake of consistency, Huw and Jeremy also reveal their areas of exploration and expertise, both relating to the letter ‘H’ of course. Josh gives us a Dalai Lama update before Jeremy is roasted for a slight voice crack. Then we roll into some dream butler creation, of course! After delivering hors d’oeuvres via surfboard...
2020-07-1434 min
Don't Expect Anything125 - Reach A Higher Plane of ExistenceThis week Huw booked a guest for Liv and Jeremy to interview, with the only information given is that they’ll be keen to meet him. His name is CJ, an American from Portland, Oregon who runs a non-profit helping homeless teenagers and also sells rare crystals and gems to help with human vibrations. CJ also has a familial connection to someone from DEA Podcast’s illustrious history of zany guests...
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2020-07-0845 min
Don't Expect Anything124 - The Ghost Of John LemonThe mercury is way, way down this week which makes for a frosty recording session. Huddled around the warmth of the microphone, the gang discuss buttons versus zippers, contracts, and that one friend who is always getting naked. Dreams and nightmares come up once again and this time it’s all about spiders on the face, getting stabbed, and cherry tomatoes. After the weirdest ad read in DEA history, there’s a lot of scheming and pitching as everybody stocks the shelves of an imaginary variety store. Jeremy is selling Gollum-style Wood Chips and Exactly Rice™. Liv pitches Binks deodorant – yes, tha...
2020-06-3035 min
Don't Expect Anything123 - From The Coast, Go Left (feat. Keegan Mew)Well I’m sorry to have to do this to you, but it happened again. There we were, enjoying a perfectly fine episode with special guest Keegan Mew, when a certain someone decides to interrupt for the third time. Unfortunately, it’s not the charm. In fact it’s quite the opposite, as Wilson Teet takes over the podcast with stories of his ‘childhood,’ a typically contrarian attitude, and yet another wife. He also hijacks the ad read to once again promote ‘Double Raisin Bran,’ a product he promotes zealously but receives no compensation for promoting? It’s not really clear, as Wilson...
2020-06-2342 min
Don't Expect Anything122 - I’m Gonna Be Getting Z’s. Where? In The Maldives! (feat. Keegan Mew)DEA Nights returns with Jeremy and Huw for a fun chat between bros who like to… Oh god I can’t write this description any more without hiding the dark, macabre fact the Huw does perish in this episode and Jeremy is taken as a hostage at gunpoint. Luckily, Deputy Police Chief Haywiggle is contacted to handle the situation with a level head and a steely determination. (I shouldn’t try to do sarcasm in these descriptions, the tone just doesn’t come across)
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2020-06-1741 min
Don't Expect Anything121 - The Late, Great Keegan (feat. Keegan Mew)While discussing which cinematic version of the Joker would win in a fight, The Talkie Boiyz are virtually interrupted by their good friend Keegan Mew. With his help the conversational docket is filled with rating Honda Civic seat-feel, sore knuckles, naughty spankings and finally, faking Keegan’s death.
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2020-06-1034 min
Don't Expect Anything120 - So You're GollumWe kick things off with a brief conversation about Mike Tyson punching orphans, wherein there’s a very poor attempt at an impression. A topic is pulled though, and it concerns the greatest fantasy story of all time; The Lord of the Rings. The Fellowship of the Ring is finally brought to its full strength as the gang joins up. Huw is bursting out of a cage and running around! Liv starts out with a ‘cool trick’ in mind but pivots to more of a public relations role. Meanwhile Jeremy is giving neck massages. He also seems to express a good d...
2020-06-0237 min
Don't Expect Anything119 - Calombaris The Dream LordLiv and Jeremy are joined by a virtual Josh this week to discuss strange food incidents and malfunctioning elevators before the topic turns dreams. From a series of Livs dreams involving a certain ex-Masterchef judge to Josh’s dinosaur world and Jeremy’s imaginary pop-star friends.
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2020-05-2737 min
Don't Expect Anything118 - Poetry HoonsThe ‘afternoon sleepies’ have come over the podcast, or at least two out of three members, so it’s a rather quiet and relaxed affair this week. We begin with a chat about teen journaling and poetry, which summons local poetry professor Mr. Locum for an impromptu lecture. After his departure the conversation continues along the same lines; poetry, books, erotic fiction, the school curriculum. Jeremy also gives us a rousing reading from a book of poems and tries to interpret the meaning. We end on a spelling game wherein the words are made up and the points don’t exist. T...
2020-05-1937 min
Don't Expect Anything117 - You’ve Literally Filled My Life With FartsBlocked glue containers, eating things you shouldn’t, Step Up 3’s dance warehouse, Hollywood screwing up the Transformers and X-Men franchises and cucking Mickey Mouse are all on the conversational docket this week. All that, then the episode actually begins!
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2020-05-1336 min
Don't Expect Anything116 - I'm A Burger Hacker!It’s a lockdown special as Josh joins Jeremy and Huw via video call! First of all the boys discuss some new recipes they’ve been cooking up in isolation before a very musical topic is drawn. It’s another trip down memory lane, this time looking back at formative bands and albums. Josh dons his bell bottoms, Huw annoys his family by blasting the same song for a year and Jeremy questions the longevity and enduring socio-political impact of The Nutbush. Then the conversation turns to TV, wherein Jeremy delivers yet another passionate monologue/plea in an attempt to convin...
2020-05-0534 min
Don't Expect Anything115 - It's Not Sparse On Arses For The Glasses ClassesThis week the Talkie Boiyz welcome entrepreneur Salamis Quombomboulle to discuss the many facets of his specific trade. He’ll describe the many peaks and valleys of his career, his favourite sandwich and ask for help with a decade defining problem. Also, Josh calls in to help pitch the podcast to Mr. Quombomboulle as an investor, which goes just as well as you would think.
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2020-04-2937 min
Don't Expect Anything114 - Google 'Showgirls Pool Sex Scene'The Talkie Boiyz are distracted by their dog-sitting duties this week but they get on track by discussing how they’re filling in their self-isolation time. The answer it seems is by watching a heap of trash movies which leads to conversations concerning the worst pool sex scene ever committed to celluloid and the intricacies of punk-rock karate biker ninja culture.
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2020-04-2235 min
Don't Expect Anything113 - Grompy Stamblecramps, Sleepy Cat And Tommy TiddlesMEOW! On this week’s very special Jellicle episode, Jeremy, Huw and Liv sit down to watch the smash hit Jellicle movie event of 2019, CATS! There is no way to get through this movie while sober so listen to the Jellicle Talkie Boiyz process their thoughts through a haze of giggles.
They try to remember all the insane names of the Jellicle Cats, James Cordon’s self-fat shaming performance, cats taking off their clothes and finally attempt to create their own Jellicle Cat identities.
JELLICLE CATS! JELLICLE CATS! JELLICLE CATS!
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2020-04-1532 min
Don't Expect Anything112 - Zim Zam Zoom, Go To Your RoomThe podcast begins with a clean, crisp and decisive introduction by Jeremy which has his co-hosts spellbound. Naturally there’s a bit of back and forth before the topic wherein Josh is suspected of being a sleepy robot. The 'upstairs or downstairs' game gets a solid roasting – also there’s a great toilet paper/apocalypse pun – before we jump into some ‘would you rather’ scenarios! Liv is slapping a film classification on our lives or putting us on Australia’s #1 hit reality TV program. Josh gives us a choice between these questions three or a mysterious key. Jeremy wants us to choose betw...
2020-04-0742 min
Don't Expect Anything111 - I've Come From The Past, I'm Already HighOnce again Jeremy is waylaid by his co-hosts pretty much as soon as the episode starts, and the frenetic energy leads to some unexpected encounters and topics. We meet Cool Ghoul - a character who doesn’t seem entirely fleshed out just yet – before rolling into a chat about Tarzan and Phil Collins. Then it’s on to guilty eating pleasures, where the gang discusses warm chocolate and nacho burritos. With their stomachs full of confusing flavours, the jar is then opened a mere twenty-three minutes into the episode! Everyone must name the sexiest Pokémon, which gets old quickly, so conv...
2020-04-0138 min
Don't Expect Anything110 - Bully!This week’s episode begins where the last one ended with the Talkie Boiyz answering what their own personal hell would be. But that is not why we’re really here today. We’re really here to meet Reginald Barkly Chipton the Third, a British explorer of Africa with a… shall we say… troubled family.
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2020-03-2545 min
Don't Expect Anything109 - No Cum-Pilation Is Complete Without EDMJosh hires a horse-bartender, Jeremy pitches some new butthole inventions and Huw has never read any comics on this week’s crappy episode.
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2020-03-1838 min
Don't Expect Anything108 - SUE THEM FOR THAT!This week, Huw and Josh are served a subpoena by Plain-Tiffani Hadish Esquire on behalf of her client Regz Garbargio. An aspiring voice actor, who filled in for Jeremy on episode 87, (check that episode out to hear what previously went down) is suing the bajeezus out of the podcast for robbing him of many job opportunities. Then, after an attempt at the ol’ whoopsie-doopsie, all hell breaks loose as a bunch of different podcasts take over our airwaves!
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2020-03-1133 min
Don't Expect Anything107 - Vladimir Poutine Enters The SceneIt’s a bumper episode this week, with all four members of the gang in the studio! There’s some talk of seasons, Valentine’s Day, film genres and the casting process. Jeremy sings a song, Liv tells a poop story, Josh is a dog and Huw experiences a brief moment of Bionicles enthusiasm. We also expose Jeremy for not being able to roll his R’s, and somehow we also forget to interview Josh properly about his recent trip to America. Huzzah!
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2020-03-0332 min
Don't Expect Anything106 - Where Is He!?It’s the ol’ Duo Crew-o this week as Jeremy and Huw get down to a serious conversation about Disney World-World, Florida’s multiple levels and the layout of shopping centres. They don’t manage to cover a lot of ground before a very special guest incapacitates Jeremy and hijacks the podcast in the name of vigilante justice. That’s right, Gotham City’s Batman swoops in for some information on his mighty foe, Captain Boomerang. When Huw fails to provide this information, what follows is some general confusion about the line between reality and fiction, as well as the contents of...
2020-02-2537 min
Don't Expect Anything105 - Real Life Instances That Would Have To Happen In MoviesThis week, The Talkie Boiyz are completely confused by Jeremy’s poorly written topic suggestion. Using the ol’ standby of Ratatouille to explain everything, Huw and Liv finally catch on to help bring to life scenes audiences never saw. A peek into the hiring process at a restaurant that caters to rats and a pitch meeting with an eccentric dino-theme park owner are brought to life with these comedic forces of nature.
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2020-02-1940 min
Don't Expect Anything104 - Nights VII: We Can’t Lose The Eye Gunk TrainIn the red corner, wearing nothing but a long maroon scarf wrapped around his genitals. The Thriller in Vanilla, the Drain on the ol’ Main Vain(ity), HUW “THE SNITZEL” DAVIES!
And in the blue corner, weighing in at (scale broken), sporting the hair cut of a much older female horse. The Chronic Stomach, the Loosest Goosest, JEREMY ‘’THE COUCH’ COSTA!
Together, they are the podcast duo that deliver us a pipin’ hot pizza pie in the form of DON’T EXPECY ANYTHING NIGHTS!
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2020-02-1238 min
Don't Expect Anything103 - There’s None Of That In Jack’s… So That’s BadThis week the Talkie Boiyz get real in ‘Sweat Talk’ before getting into they games they played while they were bored in their childhood. They follow that up with a toilet paper question from Keegan Mew that leads to a conversation that is fun for the whole family!
Listen to the end for a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
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2020-02-0546 min
Don't Expect Anything101 - The DEA Podcast 2nd Anniversary Celebration!! (Part 2)The Talkie Boys continue their trip down memory lane by revisiting some of their favourite clips from 2019. There’s appearances from fortune tellers, poet-murders, sex therapists and so much more!
Thank you to everyone for listening these past two years, it has been a blast. On to our next 100 episodes!
Special thanks to Liv Staffieri, Dan Yuan, Keegan Mew, Allie Craswell, Laura Costa, Jemma Johnston, John Toy, Robert Smith,Sam Critsilis and Tash Rutter for lending their voices throughout the years. You’re all Talkie People forever.
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2020-01-221h 06
Don't Expect Anything100 - The DEA Podcast 2nd Anniversary Celebration!! (Part 1)100. What a number. Triple digits. Two Zeros. One milestone.
The DEA Podcast has been on the air for 2 YEARS and 100 EPISODES! To celebrate, the Talkie Boys take a trip down memory lane. Jeremy has painstakingly collated some clips to share with Huw and Josh as they revisit some classic moments from 2018.
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2020-01-151h 25
Don't Expect AnythingEpisode 97 - Jingle My Bells, This Is Getting Ridiculous (2019 Christmas Special)Deck the halls with workplace abuse
Fa la la la la, la la, la la
‘Tis the season to break a federal crime
Fa la la la la, la la, la la
Jeremy cons his way into Santa’s workshop
Fa la la la la, la la, la la
He meets some cooky immortal beings
Fa la la la la, la la, la la
It’s the 2019 DEA Podcast Christmas Special! What are you waiting for? Metaphorically unwrap this gift by physically clicking play to hear all the yuletide family-friendly fun!
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2019-12-2542 min
Don't Expect AnythingEpisode 95 - WHEE-AHHH! Welcome To The Show!Once again Jeremy’s hosting duties are under attack but this time by his past self as the Talkie Boys try and come up with a new tagline and introduction for the podcast (95 episodes in.) They also discuss pee etiquette and how popular they could get in high school with the knowledge they possess now.
You know, just a normal thirty minute conversation.
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2019-12-1134 min
Don't Expect AnythingEpisode 44 - Flub JobIt takes one hell of a podcast to combine disorganisation, stupidity, arguments and science-fiction into a single episode but somehow, the Talkie Boys have done it. Tasked with proving that their chosen science-fiction character is better than the rest, Jeremy, Josh and Huw compete in a series of “carefully considered” discussions to try and prove their choice is the one and only correct one. Jeremy gets passionate, Huw gets angry and Josh gets weird on the first ever DEApodcast ‘Argument Battle Royale’ (a term not used in the episode but is something I just thought of so we might use it if we...
2018-12-191h 17