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The News Disease PodcastEpisode 30: Insurrectile DysfunctionDirty 30, we go live in the brand new studio, bought and paid for with the money we made by flipping vintage vhs tapes on gumtree. Our guests today would prefer not to be named, so check out the show. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-08-302h 14

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 29: Forget about DreDelta Virus is here but we're all sick of it. Masks are coming back but we're ugly anyway. Cuomo is using his Italianess as a defense for his handsiness. Mama Mia! We're joined by Magda Finklesteen, Zack the Heat-attack and Punky Brewser. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-08-061h 33

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 28: the Mistresses of the UniverseFuck Jeff Bezos. The worst person in the world. He looks like the Warlock of Qarth, The mask is off, and the fans are finally turning on Kevin Smith and his bullshit folksy fan act. Kang has come to Marvel Movies and we'll tell you how. Courtney Burnside has returned. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-07-271h 26

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 27: Gathering of the JellyfishHundreds of thousands of giant, aggressive, deep sea jellyfish have taken over the East Coast. How can we, as Rhode Islanders, learn to live with our new aquatic overlords. No other subjects will be discussed. Joey Herbz returns. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-07-092h 03

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 26: SnafuWell boys, I thought we'd make it to episode 30. If this one gets out we're done for. please Don't tell anyone. Special guests are former professional comedian Aaron Lidecker and Courtney Burnside modern woman trying to make it in the big city. #freebritney Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-07-021h 22

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 25: Do Not ComeUFOs are out with new pronouns. The Corona Virus was made is a lab. The wealthy don't pay any taxes, but they use your taxes to escape the planet which they have ravaged. Every single conspiracy cook you made fun of is right. LOKI isn't very good yet. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-06-111h 33

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 24: Riot Beach!We did it boys, we finally got Julie Houtchens Nutritionist extraordinaire on the pod to tell me I'm fat. She dragged along Jordan Shoener LLC to give his take on the Great Narragansett Beach Brawl of 2021. Biden has entirely given up on doing anything, so why should I get a real job? New mics, new headphones, new studio, new episode. What else do you want? Does anyone read these? Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/d...2021-05-302h 00

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 23: Gas my AssPeople are putting gasoline in grocery bags. Gasoline. In grocery bags. And that's terrible. Ramiro is here from Argentina to explain why people are putting gasoline in grocery bags. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-05-141h 18

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 22: Ten Pounds of DickIf you haven't noticed we're bi-monthly curious, just for the next few weeks until Dan's back stops hurting. But that just means more news to avoid talking about. The State of the Union was a Joke. Is SmashMouth's magnum opus a Shrek song or a Mystery Man song? Turns out it's generational. There was a big trial that we uncomfortably discus. Zack has assented to hamburger mind reading. Please consider donating to our patron. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support t...2021-04-301h 34

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 21: the Boy PillowWe are back with...a new format? idk, the news is pretty awful this week so we talked about it on facebook in meme form. This episode is all about empanadas, chimichurri and Machu Picchu. Mourning British Royals is UnAmerican, we fought a war to get rid of those inbred lunatics, and the only good one is the Ginger. The true royalty to grieve is DMX. He gave it to us. Zack brings us unique perspective on culinary culture, and up to date on the coming kaiju adversary, and the two old Godzilla cartoons. We give a...2021-04-162h 36

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 20 EP KitchenIn this Live, on Location episode the boys ventured out of the studio and made camp in Pawtucket's own EP Kitchen (250 Main st) where they nosh down on the Best Empanadas in Rhode Island. We learn the truth behind the sexy Suez Canal memes, the difference between real Mexican sugar and boring American corn syrup, and welcome back Jordan Shoener to tell us about his ongoing quest for the best Bikini-Boy Bod. Filmmaker Irene Yibirin joins us to talk turkey about Venezuela and the joyful challenges of making her post apocalyptic vision into celluloid reality.2021-04-062h 27

The News Disease PodcastEp. 19 Peanut Butter ManIn a world of confusion and madness, one man stands alone. That man is covered in Peanut Butter. Writer, Director, Producer Jonathan MCK joins us to work out the kinks. Bernie is headed down to Alabama to support the workers. Georgia's Governor doesn't want people to vote. Mecha Godzilla is back and maybe we'll get a 6 hour cut of Avengers: Endgame. Maybe? I don't know. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this p...2021-03-261h 40

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 18 Keith McCurdyIn a candid interview with Keith McCurdy we explore classics, slap the fascists and pontificate about the impact of media on culture. In his new album Burnt Offerings, Mr. McCurdy muses on the eternal struggles of the soul. Despite the separation of eons, these common experiences are given modern moodiness with a guttural gravitas. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-03-191h 31

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 17 Stimulation NationAre being stimulated? Is the DNC doing everything is can while it still has the power? Is the push to return to the classroom premature? How hot should Lola Bunny be without corrupting the youth of the nation? Did you not realize the Royals are racist? How could you not know that? All this and we’re joined by the future Lieutenant Governor of Rhode Island, Kyle McCurdy! Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dam...2021-03-122h 31

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 16 "the Sausage is Made"The News Broke Today, so we are just vibing with Zach the Heart-attack. We ate some spaghetti with gravy, had a coffee milk and a chat. All about Batman and Superman and their new movies, how they won’t come out the way we want them to. We touch on some current events, but nothing too heavy. Consider this a day off. Boys in the Beef House talking smack about that what they can’t change. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a pod...2021-03-052h 19

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 15 Sankofa BonanzaOn this very special episode of TND, we have the lovely ladies of Sankofa Community Connection to talk about Black History Month, and history being made in the black community today. Weaponized nostalgia has created a cottage industry of getting mad about representation in superhero films, but we here at the podcast believe diversity makes us stronger. Check out Niko and Nycole Marvelous, on the mic, and get ready for their new podcast Unpopular Opinions! Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to m...2021-02-271h 38

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 14: Slayer CuomoAndrew Cuomo is a liar, a criminal, and a Dangerous Narcissist, Personally responsible for the death of Thousands. He has put the world in danger, and sacrificed the lives of nurses, caretakers and the most vulnerable of our society. We also talk about WandaVision. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-02-201h 41

The News Disease PodcastEp. 13 " The Big Sick "Tonight we address the homeless crisis head on by taking in the blovaciaious Joey Herbz for a hot shower and a bowl of soup. We solve the mysteries of Organic UFOs, the Ghosts of BigFeets, Poltergeist Monoxide Poisoning, Butthole Calamari, and the sacred Argentinian rite of Beef Consumption. It's a short episode. There's nothing entertaining to talk about. But we try, Goddammit. We try.... Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-02-051h 17

The News Disease PodcastEp. 12 01-28-21 "Occupy GameStop"The stock market is usually a graph of rich people’s feelings, and Wall Street is a big casino, but the little guy just found out that anyone can play. The Post-Riot Impeachment is a big nothing-burger, and the Democrats just can't figure out how to keep their promises. Ben the Ball Buster joins us to explain how adult stuff works, and there will be no Clydesdales at the super bowl. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Sup...2021-01-291h 38

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 11: "Hail to the Relief"Pipe bombs in the capitol and whiskers on kittens, Joe Exotic's pardon, and Bernie wears mittens. Bob Dylan's music's a litigious thing , these are a few of the news worthy things. We're back with facts about dinosaur's butts, the left's lack of guts and new Nick Cage films to get you out of your ruts. Jordash Shoeshine is back! Taking a break from his busy karaoke schedule, the cook with the look rejoins the boys with the noise and the toys. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=44988426" data-patreon-widget-type="become-patron-button"...2021-01-222h 11

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 10: Two impeachments, one term, no friends.Why are Republican donors running scared? Will Deutsche bank, Twitter and Minecraft survive without Trump? What will a mayor Yang do for New York? Should you inject psychedelic mushrooms directly into your veins? Why does the President of the Untied States of America have the posture of a baby duck? All this, and Dustin Diamond's penis, on this episode. Become a Patron! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2021-01-152h 05

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 9 Mob Rules!Thousands of angry elderly soft-spots have seized the capitol to stop democracy from happening. We report live from the action. Anything for you, listener. We find Zach the Heart-attack flipping burgers for the protesters and get some insight into the sad state of the food industry. We talk about the movies we saw and the movies that might come out, but probably won't because the world is coming to an end. oh. and Kanye is gay now. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=44988426" data-patreon-widget-type="become-patron-button">Become a Patron...2021-01-081h 52

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 8: 12-31-20 "2020 was lit."Happy New Year! The Elites are openly hostile, Fireballs are falling from the sky, Hollywood only pretends to be woke, and your dog's food is poisoned. Disney stopped paying it's writers and Mitch McConnell wants you dead. We talk to our boss in Wales. He's disappointed. So are we. I'm going to level with you, 2020 has been a real kick in the nards, what can be said about it that hasn't been said by smarter and more poetic people than I. Dumpster-fire doesn't even begin to cover this, so focus on what you love...2021-01-011h 20

The News Disease PodcastEp. 7 - Xmas Edition "Meet Gail Chord Schuler"On this very special holiday episode the boys sit down with Gail Chord Schuler. YouTuber, novelist, screenwriter and leader of the Church of Gail, an organization dedicated to preventing the the evil Jesuit Order from achieving universal domination. Gail's Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/gailchordschuler <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=44988426" data-patreon-widget-type="become-patron-button">Become a Patron!</a><script async src="https://c6.patreon.com/becomePatronButton.bundle.js"></script> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. h...2020-12-241h 00

The News Disease PodcastEp. 6 " Go to Hell, Joel Osteen"In this weeks Mega Episode we welcome Jerry Shoemaker from JordanShoener Entertainment. We find common ground and shoot the shirt about Mega Churches, Alien Podcasts, Felony Copyright Strikes, and the Monoliths in every single country. The Mandolorian Finale happened. We're assuming you've seen it. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=44988426" data-patreon-widget-type="become-patron-button">Become a Patron!</a><script async src="https://c6.patreon.com/becomePatronButton.bundle.js"></script> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way t...2020-12-192h 10

The News Disease PodcastEp. 5 12/10/20 " Fancy Pelosi"The planets have aligned to bring you the ONLY fact based podcast in the United States! Aliens are real and they're working with Israel! Rhode Island is #1 in Covid! Bob Dylan sells all his song to a predatory copyrights company! Some Hippies want sell you a monolith for $45,000! Nancy Pelosi has ENTIRELY sold YOU out right before the holidays! Remember what happened to Clark Griswald's boss when he didn't give up the Christmas bonus? <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=44988426" data-patreon-widget-type="become-patron-button">Become a Patron!</a...2020-12-111h 17

The News Disease PodcastEpisode 4 "Mr. Slackline is a Prick" Big ups and huzzah, the gods have graced us again. The Big Boys of podcasting ave returned older, wider, and angrier than ever about the robots taking our jobs, the immigrants in trouble at Facebook, the Governor of RI getting the shaft end of the HHS. Some douchebag you-tuber named Mr. Slackline stole the Monolith. Go call him a douchebag! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=44988426" data-patreon-widget-type="become-patron-button">Become a Patron!</a><script async src="https://c6.patreon.com/becomePatronButton.bundle.js"></script>2020-12-041h 27

The News Disease PodcastEp. 3 "Thanks for the Monolith"Ep.3 11-27-20 We give thanks on the week of thanksgiving, We discuss current topics and both agree the senate needs new blood and ideas. We talk about the Monolith found in Utah, We mourn a Soccer Legend and pay our respects, and we discuss current Entertainment and dive into The Finders <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=44988426" data-patreon-widget-type="become-patron-button">Become a Patron!</a><script async src="https://c6.patreon.com/becomePatronButton.bundle.js"></script> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: T...2020-11-281h 20

The News Disease PodcastEp. 2 Lite Class WarsThe boys are back in town and out of quarantine to bring to worst breaking news, the best movies that won't be in theaters and advice about which olives should go in martinis and which olives go in bread. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=44988426" data-patreon-widget-type="become-patron-button">Become a Patron!</a><script async src="https://c6.patreon.com/becomePatronButton.bundle.js"></script> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this p...2020-11-211h 42

The News Disease PodcastMeet the hostsEp. 1 We are just getting our feelers out there and seeing where its goes and how we are going to format for the rest of the episodes to come. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=44988426" data-patreon-widget-type="become-patron-button">Become a Patron!</a><script async src="https://c6.patreon.com/becomePatronButton.bundle.js"></script> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/damian-smidt/support 2020-11-211h 47