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Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching No Holds Barred: Bad Guys, Body Slams, and Bathroom HumorSend us a textDan is out sick so we go back into the vaults to release one of our favorite episodes! Enjoy!Professional wrestling blurs the lines between reality and entertainment, but 1989's "No Holds Barred" obliterates them completely. We journey into the bizarre world of Hulk Hogan's first starring film role and discover a movie that doesn't just feature wrestling—it creates an entire universe where wrestling is the world.The premise seems straightforward: Hulk plays Rip, a wrestling superstar pursued by unscrupulous network executive Brill (Kurt Fuller) who creates his ow...2025-04-091h 29Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching PoolmanSend us a textWhat do you get when you mix a Scottish honeymoon burglary, a Nintendo DS heist, and Chris Pine's directorial ambitions? A rollercoaster episode of "Hey Watch It with Dan and Tony!" We kick off with Dan's personal tale of a honeymoon gone awry in the scenic lands of Scotland, leading us into a chat about Chris Pine's debut, "Poolman." Critics may have thrown shade, but we stir the pot by suggesting it might just outshine the Coen Brothers' classics, even the sacred cow, "The Big Lebowski" (which we might call overrated). F...2024-11-271h 21Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Head of StateSend us a textEver wondered what might happen if an alderman accidentally finds himself in the race for the presidency? On this episode of "Hate Watching with Dan and Tony," we tackle that very scenario as Chris Rock hilariously navigates the political landscape in "Head of State." We kick things off with a bold statement: Bernie Mac steals the show, and we're not even mad about it. Our colorful commentary comes packed with laughs, as we dissect the film’s premise, debating its resemblance to Eddie Murphy's "Distinguished Gentleman" and celebrating the comedic genius of Mac de...2024-11-151h 20Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching BorderlandsSend us a textWhat's worse than a movie that doesn't live up to its trailer? This week on "Hey, Watchin' with Dan and Tony," we tackle the disappointment that is Eli Roth's "Borderlands." Despite the vibrant and promising trailer, the actual film left us yearning for something more fun and entertaining. We break down the forced performances from Jamie Lee Curtis and the actress portraying Tiny Tina, and can't help but express our regret over choosing this film. Spoiler: the stark contrast between expectation and reality is staggering.Ever wondered how dynamite relates to...2024-10-021h 14Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Jackpot!Send us a textWhat happens when Hollywood's relentless production machine churns out both cinematic gold and forgettable flops? Join us for a spirited episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, where we put the spotlight on Paul Feig's "Lady Ghostbusters" and "Bridesmaids" before diving headfirst into the action comedy "Jackpot" starring Awkwafina, John Cena, and Simu Liu. We debate whether Simu Liu's career choices, particularly his roles in "Shang-Chi" and "Barbie," have hit the mark and compare "Jackpot" to Mark Wahlberg's less adventurous "The Union". Expect no-holds-barred opinions and plenty of laughs as we dissect...2024-09-191h 22Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching RollerballSend us a textEver thought a street luge scene could leave you both laughing and scratching your head? Join us in this episode where we kick off with some light-hearted banter about the art of mid-day naps before diving into Tony's pick for the week—the 2002 remake of "Rollerball." We humorously dissect the film, focusing on Rebecca Romijn's enigmatic scar and the baffling character choices. Along the way, Dan shares some entertaining celebrity sightings, featuring his encounters with Rebecca Romijn and Owen Wilson right in his neighborhood, adding a fun twist to our movie critique.2024-08-291h 36Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Speed 2: Cruise ControlSend us a textWhat happens when a guy who used to make crates for an art handling company in 1997 starts a podcast? You get hilarious stories, like Dan reminiscing about his crate-making days with staple guns and glue, and Tony suggesting he should shift to making custom jigsaw puzzles. And wait till you hear the mix-up involving Tony's aunt's name! Before we know it, we’re back in Hollywood, with Tony unveiling the movie of the week, setting the stage for a wild ride through disaster movie land.Our critique session kicks off with a...2024-08-121h 23Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate watching John CarterSend us a textIs "John Carter" really the worst science fiction movie ever made? Join us as Dan and Tony go head-to-head on this polarizing film from 2012, dissecting its categorization as a science fiction western adventure. We'll delve into Taylor Kitsch's lackluster performance and James Purefoy's standout role, while also tackling the film's problematic title and baffling marketing campaign. Whether you think "John Carter" is a cinematic disaster or just a misunderstood gem, our heated debate is sure to entertain and provoke thought.We also dig into the movie's narrative and character development flaws...2024-08-071h 37Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching AtlasSend us a textWhy settle for lackluster sci-fi when there's a world of iconic classics? Join us as we tackle Netflix's latest misfire, "Atlas," starring Jennifer Lopez. Dan and Tony tear into the movie's chaotic plot and questionable character arcs, drawing sharp contrasts with masterpieces like "Aliens," where every detail serves a purpose. Tony's especially fired up about J-Lo's character flip-flopping between unhinged and rational, leaving us all scratching our heads in disbelief. Get ready for a heaping dose of laughter and bewilderment as we dissect this sci-fi train wreck.Ever wondered how Hollywood...2024-06-201h 44Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Gemini ManSend us a textCould a clone ever truly understand who they are? Journey with us as we tackle the mind-bending complexities of "Gemini Man" and unravel the layers of this action-packed film. We start with a dose of humor, engaging in some playful banter about personal interests, from Dan's unexpected opinion on trains to Tony's quest for the perfect climate. Our light-hearted chatter even leads us to hilariously debunk the Goldilocks story, touching on quirky habits and cultural practices that add a unique twist to our conversation.As we go deeper, we meticulously dissect...2024-06-131h 44Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Ghostbusters: Frozen EmpireSend us a textRemember that time we got into a heated debate about Capicola ham and couldn't stop laughing? Well, buckle up because Purple Dan and Tie Dye Tony are back with another riotous review, this time taking on "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire" (2024). We kick off with some good-natured ribbing about our aging looks and quirky personalities, setting the stage for our take on a film that, quite frankly, left us colder than its title suggests. We dissect why this supposed "Frozen Empire" neither chills nor thrills, poking fun at its overcrowded ensemble of characters and bewildering...2024-05-301h 25Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching UnfrostedSend us a textHave you ever watched a movie so perplexing that you just had to talk about it? That's exactly what happened with Jerry Seinfeld's "Unfrosted," and we're serving up a full breakdown with a side of sarcasm. Join us, Dan and Tony, as we dissect the film's underbaked humor and the curious case of historical mascots in shoddy costumes. It's a wild ride through comedic miscues and a script that needed more time in the oven, but we promise you'll come away with more than a half-toasted understanding of where this pastry-themed film went...2024-05-201h 37Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching A Good Day to Die HardSend us a textEver find yourself shouting at the screen during an action flick because the characters' decisions defy all logic? Buckle up, as we, your audacious hosts Dan and Tony, peel back the layers of cinematic chaos in "A Good Day to Die Hard." We're not just here to poke fun at the excessive shaky cam or the monochromatic misery that plagues this film; we're dissecting the very core of what makes—or in this case, breaks—a Die Hard experience.Strap in for an odyssey through Hollywood's questionable choices, as we traverse the...2024-05-151h 26Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching 47 RoninSend us a textPrepare for an epic clash of opinions as Dan and I tackle the cinematic spectacle that is "47 Ronin," with none other than Keanu Reeves leading the charge. This isn't your typical samurai tale; it's a whirlwind of fantasy, questionable character choices, and a wild Dogecoin gamble that's almost as fantastical as the film itself. You won't want to miss the fireworks as we go head-to-head over the film's rewatchability, the enchanting yet underutilized witch, and the mishandling of a hefty Netflix budget.Venture with us into the murky waters of "47 Ronin's"...2024-05-011h 17Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching In A Dark PlaceSend us a textEver wonder if a head-scratching film can actually be a prequel without telling you? This week, Dan and Tony tackle the circuitous storytelling of "In a Dark Place"—yes, that adaptation of "A Turn of the Screw"—and wrestle with a climax that's more bewildering than a plot twist in a labyrinth. We're peering through the lens of both laughter and critique, dissecting the odd dynamics between characters, the seemingly gratuitous scenes, and the perplexing sexual undertones that leave us as befuddled as a pair of detectives at a ghost convention.Hold o...2024-04-241h 21Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching The TurningSend us a textEmbark on a cinematic journey with Dan and Tony as we unravel the spectral tale of "The Turning," where confusion reigns supreme and ghostly encounters challenge the protagonist's grip on reality. As we dissect this adaptation entangled in the same web as Mike Flanagan's "The Haunting of Bly Manor," we're left scratching our heads at the plot twists and character dynamics that seem to play a game of flashlight tag with our understanding. From questionable '90s music choices to the deeper meanings behind tattoos and empty gumball machines, join us for a...2024-04-171h 17Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Bucky Larson: Born to be a StarSend us a textEver found yourself questioning your movie-picking prowess after a particularly dreadful flick? Well, buckle up as Dan and Tony, your guides in the realm of regrettable comedies, tear into "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star" with the kind of fervor reserved for fruitcake at a bake sale. Our episode isn't just about the cringe-inducing antics of a film that can't decide if it's a comedy or a gross-out festival; it's a laughter-laden voyage through the mishaps of a potential laugh riot that somehow forgot to pack the punchlines. With a sprinkling of...2024-04-101h 19Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Madame WebSend us a textPrepare to be astonished as we, your intrepid hosts Dan and Tony, tear into "Madame Web" a superhero fiasco that plummeted from high expectations into the depths of cinematic despair. We're not holding back—even Dakota Johnson's furrowed brow couldn't mask the confusion of her character's rage or save the tangled mess of a plot that left us more bewildered than a spider after a dust buster encounter. Strap in for a rollicking review where we dissect questionable fight choreography, mystifying CPR techniques, and a soundtrack that'll have you checking your calendar to ma...2024-04-021h 41Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching The Green HornetSend us a textGet set for a rollercoaster of laughs and head-scratching moments as we pull apart the 2011 movie "Green Hornet." It's Dan and Tony here, ready to serve up a steaming helping of movie critique with a side of snark. We'll navigate through Seth Rogen's unexpected superhero antics and the film's peculiar choices, overlaying our insights with the stark realities of celebrity net worth versus our own. We're not just watching the movie; we're peeling back the layers of its narrative choices and examining the odd dynamic between the wealthy playboy, Britt Reid, and his...2024-04-021h 22Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching The Legend of TarzanSend us a textCould "The Legend of Tarzan" possibly swing any further from the tree of its classic source material? That's the vine Dan and Tony are shaking this week as we unpack the jungle of issues plaguing this cinematic misadventure. Join us for a romp through the tangled underbrush of this film's narrative missteps, from Tarzan's questionable life in England to those CGI critters that couldn't fool a two-year-old. Get ready for a ride that's part critique, part comedy, and entirely unfiltered.Let's address the elephant in the room—or should we say th...2024-02-281h 25Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching The CoreSend us a textBuckle up for a journey that defies gravity—and credibility—as Dan and Tony recount a chaotic New York escapade and dive into the seismic sci-fi adventure, "The Core." We crack open the debate on whether scientific plausibility should trump imaginative storytelling in films like these, and celebrate the genre for spotlighting societal issues through its wild alternate realities. With Aaron Eckhart and Hilary Swank's performances grounding the chaos of crumbling cities, we marvel at the genre's capacity to entertain while sparking thoughtful discourse.From the symphony of sound mixing to the...2024-02-071h 18Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching FreelanceSend us a textHey film fanatics, Dan and Tony here to serve up a piping hot dish of cinematic critique with a side of podcast confessional. Ever watched a movie so puzzling it turned your popcorn stale? That was us wrestling with the identity crisis that is John Cena's "Freelance." From Cena's stoic facade to the antagonist's scene-stealing antics, we're peeling back the layers of this genre-jumbled flick. Allison Brie's undercooked story arc? We're on it. The editing gaffes that stole our chuckles? We've got jokes of our own to cover that. Join us for a...2024-01-311h 03Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching The PredatorSend us a textEver felt baffled by a movie's choices in plot and character development? Prepare to unravel "The Predator" (2018) with Dan and Tony, as we dissect its confusing narrative and laughable inconsistencies. Join us for an episode brimming with critique and humor, where we not only question the scientist-turned-action-hero trope but also share a personal encounter with cast member Jake Busey that sheds light on Hollywood's casting conundrums.Hollywood often leaves us puzzled with the way it handles characters and their actions. We take a magnifying glass to the bewildering character choices in "...2024-01-251h 26Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Santa with MusclesSend us a textStranded in the depths of Tony's parents' basement, his bout with a potential COVID case has led to an unexpected Christmas Eve: donning festive attire, Tony and Dan swap holiday traditions and take on the laughably bad "Santa with Muscles." It's a merry mash-up of personal anecdotes and a thorough dissection of a film that's as questionable in quality as it is rich in muscle-bound Santa shenanigans. Join us for a conversation that's as much about the warmth of holiday experiences as it is an exploration of Hulk Hogan's bewildering venture into family...2024-01-031h 10Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Candy Cane LaneSend us a textDan and Tony, dive headfirst into the holiday movie madness. We're dishing out our unfiltered thoughts on Eddie Murphy's "Candy Cane Lane" and the face-palm-worthy "The Family Switch" while inviting you to join us in the joy of critiquing the festive season's cinematic offerings.Who knew that soda could have a starring role in film promotions? We'll walk you through Truly's unexpected foray into movie marketing, followed by musings on the treasures and trappings of Christmas collectibles. Eddie Murphy's venture into a deeper, less comedic role in the holiday genre sparks...2023-12-281h 24