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Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Nothing But Trouble: The Penis Nose EpisodeSend a textEver watch a movie that feels like it was built out of wild props and late-night dreams—and then realize no one bothered to build the world around it? We dive headfirst into Nothing but Trouble, tracing how a killer cast (Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, John Candy) and a bonkers premise wobble into an unappealing blur of gadgets, traps, and gross-out gags. From the courtroom rollercoaster and the infamous Bone Stripper to a Hawaiian Punch dinner and a cameo from Digital Underground, we break down why spectacle without stakes falls flat—and wher...
2025-10-031h 17Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Blues Brothers 2000: When Blues Loses its SoulSend a textWhat happens when you take a cult classic like "The Blues Brothers," remove its electric star, add a random child, strip away all profanity, and film it entirely on sterile soundstages? You get "Blues Brothers 2000," one of the most bewildering sequel disasters in cinema history.Our deep dive into this 1998 misfire reveals how profoundly the filmmakers misunderstood what made the original special. The first film thrived on John Belushi's chaotic energy playing against Dan Aykroyd's deadpan delivery, creating an unforgettable duo wreaking havoc through gritty Chicago streets. The sequel, however, leaves Aykroyd...
2025-09-241h 24Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Babylon A.D.: Snowmobiles, Submarines, and Supernatural BabiesSend a textWelcome back to another episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony! This week, we're diving into the 2008 sci-fi flick "Babylon A.D." starring Vin Diesel. A movie so confusing, it made us question if it was even finished!Join us as we try to make sense of a plot that is "very influenced by Children of Men" but fails to live up to it, a hero who collects $20 cashews, and a finale that leaves you with more questions than answers. We’ll discuss everything from a "virgin birth" to mi...
2025-09-041h 34Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Alien vs. Predator (AVP): The Almost-Kiss That Shocked the World!Send a textWelcome, fellow cinephiles and movie-haters! In this episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, we’re taking on a true heavyweight of bad cinema: the 2004 movie "Alien vs. Predator"! Dan and Tony put this sci-fi showdown under the microscope, tackling some of the most ridiculous movie moments you've ever seen. We’re talking about an entire mission launched because of a “heat globe,” an alien's blood being an "endless acid," and a group of "schmucks" who make all the wrong decisions. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might...
2025-08-271h 23Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Zoolander 2: Now Who's Taking Crazy Pills?Send a textIs a creator's vision more important than fan expectations? When Dan selected Zoolander 2 to counter Tony's Happy Gilmore 2 pick, neither expected to ignite a fundamental debate about the nature of filmmaking itself.What begins as a typical movie discussion quickly transforms into a passionate philosophical standoff. Dan champions Zoolander 2 as a delightfully absurd comedy filled with machine-gun joke delivery, praising everything from Kyle Mooney's hipster character to Kiefer Sutherland's pregnancy reveal. He argues that filmmakers should follow their creative instincts rather than simply recreating what worked before.Tony, however, sees...
2025-08-131h 36Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Happy Gilmore 2: On Par or Fore-get About It?Send a textIn this passionate, no-holds-barred episode, Tony and Dan find themselves on opposite sides of the Happy Gilmore 2 debate, creating one of their most spirited discussions yet. Tony defends the Netflix sequel as a masterful love letter to the original, awarding it an impressive 8.5/10, while Dan dismisses it as a lazy rehash that fails to stand on its own merits.The hosts dissect the film's controversial use of flashbacks to the 1996 original, with Tony celebrating the painstaking attention to detail and Dan questioning why a movie needs to remind viewers of jokes from...
2025-08-061h 45Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Interview With The Vampire: Emo Vamps, Campy Cruise and So Many Beautiful MenSend a textTake a journey into the sumptuous yet flawed world of Anne Rice's vampires as Tony and Dan sink their teeth into "Interview with the Vampire," the 1994 adaptation that tantalized audiences but left many fans of the novel bloodthirsty for more.The hosts explore how this gothic tale suffers from its reluctance to embrace the passionate relationships at its core. While Tom Cruise goes full throttle as the flamboyant Lestat and Brad Pitt broods intensely as the tortured Louis, their chemistry never ignites the screen with the intensity described in Rice's prose. But...
2025-06-181h 36Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching No Holds Barred: Bad Guys, Body Slams, and Bathroom HumorSend a textDan is out sick so we go back into the vaults to release one of our favorite episodes! Enjoy!Professional wrestling blurs the lines between reality and entertainment, but 1989's "No Holds Barred" obliterates them completely. We journey into the bizarre world of Hulk Hogan's first starring film role and discover a movie that doesn't just feature wrestling—it creates an entire universe where wrestling is the world.The premise seems straightforward: Hulk plays Rip, a wrestling superstar pursued by unscrupulous network executive Brill (Kurt Fuller) who creates his own vi...
2025-04-091h 29Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching PoolmanSend a textWhat do you get when you mix a Scottish honeymoon burglary, a Nintendo DS heist, and Chris Pine's directorial ambitions? A rollercoaster episode of "Hey Watch It with Dan and Tony!" We kick off with Dan's personal tale of a honeymoon gone awry in the scenic lands of Scotland, leading us into a chat about Chris Pine's debut, "Poolman." Critics may have thrown shade, but we stir the pot by suggesting it might just outshine the Coen Brothers' classics, even the sacred cow, "The Big Lebowski" (which we might call overrated). From P...
2024-11-271h 21Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Head of StateSend a textEver wondered what might happen if an alderman accidentally finds himself in the race for the presidency? On this episode of "Hate Watching with Dan and Tony," we tackle that very scenario as Chris Rock hilariously navigates the political landscape in "Head of State." We kick things off with a bold statement: Bernie Mac steals the show, and we're not even mad about it. Our colorful commentary comes packed with laughs, as we dissect the film’s premise, debating its resemblance to Eddie Murphy's "Distinguished Gentleman" and celebrating the comedic genius of Mac despite hi...
2024-11-151h 20Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching BorderlandsSend a textWhat's worse than a movie that doesn't live up to its trailer? This week on "Hey, Watchin' with Dan and Tony," we tackle the disappointment that is Eli Roth's "Borderlands." Despite the vibrant and promising trailer, the actual film left us yearning for something more fun and entertaining. We break down the forced performances from Jamie Lee Curtis and the actress portraying Tiny Tina, and can't help but express our regret over choosing this film. Spoiler: the stark contrast between expectation and reality is staggering.Ever wondered how dynamite relates to the...
2024-10-021h 14Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Jackpot!Send a textWhat happens when Hollywood's relentless production machine churns out both cinematic gold and forgettable flops? Join us for a spirited episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, where we put the spotlight on Paul Feig's "Lady Ghostbusters" and "Bridesmaids" before diving headfirst into the action comedy "Jackpot" starring Awkwafina, John Cena, and Simu Liu. We debate whether Simu Liu's career choices, particularly his roles in "Shang-Chi" and "Barbie," have hit the mark and compare "Jackpot" to Mark Wahlberg's less adventurous "The Union". Expect no-holds-barred opinions and plenty of laughs as we dissect these...
2024-09-191h 22Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching RollerballSend a textEver thought a street luge scene could leave you both laughing and scratching your head? Join us in this episode where we kick off with some light-hearted banter about the art of mid-day naps before diving into Tony's pick for the week—the 2002 remake of "Rollerball." We humorously dissect the film, focusing on Rebecca Romijn's enigmatic scar and the baffling character choices. Along the way, Dan shares some entertaining celebrity sightings, featuring his encounters with Rebecca Romijn and Owen Wilson right in his neighborhood, adding a fun twist to our movie critique.As...
2024-08-291h 36Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Speed 2: Cruise ControlSend a textWhat happens when a guy who used to make crates for an art handling company in 1997 starts a podcast? You get hilarious stories, like Dan reminiscing about his crate-making days with staple guns and glue, and Tony suggesting he should shift to making custom jigsaw puzzles. And wait till you hear the mix-up involving Tony's aunt's name! Before we know it, we’re back in Hollywood, with Tony unveiling the movie of the week, setting the stage for a wild ride through disaster movie land.Our critique session kicks off with a ba...
2024-08-121h 23Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate watching John CarterSend a textIs "John Carter" really the worst science fiction movie ever made? Join us as Dan and Tony go head-to-head on this polarizing film from 2012, dissecting its categorization as a science fiction western adventure. We'll delve into Taylor Kitsch's lackluster performance and James Purefoy's standout role, while also tackling the film's problematic title and baffling marketing campaign. Whether you think "John Carter" is a cinematic disaster or just a misunderstood gem, our heated debate is sure to entertain and provoke thought.We also dig into the movie's narrative and character development flaws, examining...
2024-08-071h 37Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching AtlasSend a textWhy settle for lackluster sci-fi when there's a world of iconic classics? Join us as we tackle Netflix's latest misfire, "Atlas," starring Jennifer Lopez. Dan and Tony tear into the movie's chaotic plot and questionable character arcs, drawing sharp contrasts with masterpieces like "Aliens," where every detail serves a purpose. Tony's especially fired up about J-Lo's character flip-flopping between unhinged and rational, leaving us all scratching our heads in disbelief. Get ready for a heaping dose of laughter and bewilderment as we dissect this sci-fi train wreck.Ever wondered how Hollywood botches...
2024-06-201h 44Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Gemini ManSend a textCould a clone ever truly understand who they are? Journey with us as we tackle the mind-bending complexities of "Gemini Man" and unravel the layers of this action-packed film. We start with a dose of humor, engaging in some playful banter about personal interests, from Dan's unexpected opinion on trains to Tony's quest for the perfect climate. Our light-hearted chatter even leads us to hilariously debunk the Goldilocks story, touching on quirky habits and cultural practices that add a unique twist to our conversation.As we go deeper, we meticulously dissect the...
2024-06-131h 44Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Ghostbusters: Frozen EmpireSend a textRemember that time we got into a heated debate about Capicola ham and couldn't stop laughing? Well, buckle up because Purple Dan and Tie Dye Tony are back with another riotous review, this time taking on "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire" (2024). We kick off with some good-natured ribbing about our aging looks and quirky personalities, setting the stage for our take on a film that, quite frankly, left us colder than its title suggests. We dissect why this supposed "Frozen Empire" neither chills nor thrills, poking fun at its overcrowded ensemble of characters and bewildering plot...
2024-05-301h 25Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching UnfrostedSend a textHave you ever watched a movie so perplexing that you just had to talk about it? That's exactly what happened with Jerry Seinfeld's "Unfrosted," and we're serving up a full breakdown with a side of sarcasm. Join us, Dan and Tony, as we dissect the film's underbaked humor and the curious case of historical mascots in shoddy costumes. It's a wild ride through comedic miscues and a script that needed more time in the oven, but we promise you'll come away with more than a half-toasted understanding of where this pastry-themed film went awry.
2024-05-201h 37Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching A Good Day to Die HardSend a textEver find yourself shouting at the screen during an action flick because the characters' decisions defy all logic? Buckle up, as we, your audacious hosts Dan and Tony, peel back the layers of cinematic chaos in "A Good Day to Die Hard." We're not just here to poke fun at the excessive shaky cam or the monochromatic misery that plagues this film; we're dissecting the very core of what makes—or in this case, breaks—a Die Hard experience.Strap in for an odyssey through Hollywood's questionable choices, as we traverse the evol...
2024-05-151h 26Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching 47 RoninSend a textPrepare for an epic clash of opinions as Dan and I tackle the cinematic spectacle that is "47 Ronin," with none other than Keanu Reeves leading the charge. This isn't your typical samurai tale; it's a whirlwind of fantasy, questionable character choices, and a wild Dogecoin gamble that's almost as fantastical as the film itself. You won't want to miss the fireworks as we go head-to-head over the film's rewatchability, the enchanting yet underutilized witch, and the mishandling of a hefty Netflix budget.Venture with us into the murky waters of "47 Ronin's" often...
2024-05-011h 17Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching In A Dark PlaceSend a textEver wonder if a head-scratching film can actually be a prequel without telling you? This week, Dan and Tony tackle the circuitous storytelling of "In a Dark Place"—yes, that adaptation of "A Turn of the Screw"—and wrestle with a climax that's more bewildering than a plot twist in a labyrinth. We're peering through the lens of both laughter and critique, dissecting the odd dynamics between characters, the seemingly gratuitous scenes, and the perplexing sexual undertones that leave us as befuddled as a pair of detectives at a ghost convention.Hold onto y...
2024-04-241h 21Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching The TurningSend a textEmbark on a cinematic journey with Dan and Tony as we unravel the spectral tale of "The Turning," where confusion reigns supreme and ghostly encounters challenge the protagonist's grip on reality. As we dissect this adaptation entangled in the same web as Mike Flanagan's "The Haunting of Bly Manor," we're left scratching our heads at the plot twists and character dynamics that seem to play a game of flashlight tag with our understanding. From questionable '90s music choices to the deeper meanings behind tattoos and empty gumball machines, join us for a dissection...
2024-04-171h 17Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Bucky Larson: Born to be a StarSend a textEver found yourself questioning your movie-picking prowess after a particularly dreadful flick? Well, buckle up as Dan and Tony, your guides in the realm of regrettable comedies, tear into "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star" with the kind of fervor reserved for fruitcake at a bake sale. Our episode isn't just about the cringe-inducing antics of a film that can't decide if it's a comedy or a gross-out festival; it's a laughter-laden voyage through the mishaps of a potential laugh riot that somehow forgot to pack the punchlines. With a sprinkling of personal...
2024-04-101h 19Hate Watching with Dan and TonyHate Watching Madame WebSend a textPrepare to be astonished as we, your intrepid hosts Dan and Tony, tear into "Madame Web" a superhero fiasco that plummeted from high expectations into the depths of cinematic despair. We're not holding back—even Dakota Johnson's furrowed brow couldn't mask the confusion of her character's rage or save the tangled mess of a plot that left us more bewildered than a spider after a dust buster encounter. Strap in for a rollicking review where we dissect questionable fight choreography, mystifying CPR techniques, and a soundtrack that'll have you checking your calendar to make su...
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