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Ruined ChildhoodsSisters (1972)Are you a Brian De Palma fan? If so, you've probably seen the 1972 thriller Sisters. No? What are you waiting for?! Margot Kidder plays conjoined twins Danielle and Dominique who have since been separated, and the struggles they face living in Staten Island, NY. Jennifer Salt also stars as a reporter who witnesses a murder linked to the twins and is determined to discover the secrets about Danielle and Dominique's past, as well as the doctor who changed their lives. Dan and Jon (brothers, but not twins) celebrate the film's impact and imagine new ways to revisit this horror...2025-06-2557 min
Ruined ChildhoodsTammy and the T-Rex (1994)It's the year after the release of Jurassic Park - the world has dino-fever and writer/director Stewart Raffill just happens to luck into an animatronic T-Rex and is hell bent on writing a movie around the prehistoric robot. What Raffill didn't know is that his stars, Denise Richards and Paul Walker would go on to star is pivotal films in American pop culture. The film is an incredible examination of mid-90s aesthetics, humor, and character naming, thanks greatly to the role of Weasel, played by the iconic Sean Whalen in an early role. If you haven't watched...2025-06-1851 min
Ruined ChildhoodsVictim (1961)In the early 60s in London, there were a cottage industry for blackmailers targeting homosexual activity, which was illegal in England until 1967. The 1961 film Victim tells the story of a rising star in London's legal system who has to face a decision - fight back against a group of blackmailers or continue to stay closeted, risking his marriage, reputation, and career. Dan and Jon celebrate director Basil Dearden's measured approach and the exquisite acting of the film's stars, Dirk Bogarde and Sylvia Syms. They also imagine new ways this story could be revisited in the present day. 2025-06-041h 01
Ruined ChildhoodsWillard (1971)Most known for the Michael Jackson song written for its sequel, the 1971 film Willard was a surprise box office success, leading to a sequel the following year and a 2003 remake starring Crispin Glover. Dan and Jon celebrate the ways that Willard stands out from other films of its generation, character dynamics, thematic connections, and the portrayal of isolation and revenge. They also, as always, share how they would revisit the film in the present day.Next episode: Victim (1961) • The 3rd season of Ruined Childhoods is a year-long cinematic/alphabetic yo-yo, taking listeners from A-Z and then Z-A...2025-05-281h 04
Ruined ChildhoodsXanadu (1980)For the 2nd X film of Ruined Childhoods, we discuss the strengths and issues with the 1980 musical fantasy, Xanadu. With such a strong cast, what could go wrong? Not only is it Gene Kelly's final film, but it's the follow-up film for both Olivia Newton-John and Michael Beck after their smash successes, Grease (1978) and The Warriors (1979), respectively. Dan and Jon also share their ideas for how Xanadu could be revisited today.Next episode: Willard (1971, 2003) • The 3rd season of Ruined Childhoods is a year-long cinematic/alphabetic yo-yo, taking listeners from A-Z and then Z-A.Watch th...2025-05-2150 min
Ruined ChildhoodsX-15 (1961)Richard Donner. Charles Bronson. Mary Tyler Moore. Jimmy Stewart. Yup - these unlikely bedfellows teamed up for a government-funded film to market a new rocket-powered jet meant to propel the US Air Force and NASA into outer space. X-15 contains a lot of firsts - it boasts that it's the first movie filmed in space as it uses actual footage from test flights, this is the first feature film in Mary Tyler Moore's oeuvre, and it's the first movie directed by film legend Richard Donner. Dan and Jon discuss what sets this film apart from others of its kind...2025-03-1950 min
Ruined ChildhoodsWillow (1988)Willow has all the makings of a fantasy classic - top tier director, big stars, impressive special effects, and bell of the ball writer, George Lucas. But for many, this movie is nothing but a bad attempt at capitalizing on the success of Star Wars. Dan and Jon celebrate the elements of the film that make it work and come up with some fresh ways to it back, perhaps without Disney+ removing it almost instantly. Next episode: X-15 (1961)Watch this episode on YouTube or SpotifySubscribe to The WALT!Contact us...2025-03-061h 09
Ruined ChildhoodsV for Vendetta (2005)Remember Remember the 26th of February (this episode's release date, of course). V for Vendetta may not be a film classic, but it activated a generation of activism fashion. Though the design is from the V for Vendetta graphic novel, this 2005 film launched it into global collective consciousness. Paired with Natalie Portman's iconic head-shaving scene, the visuals of this film are still memorable 20 years later. Dan and Jon celebrate the film's legacy and give their thoughts on how it could be revisited in 2025.Next episode: Willow (1988)Watch this episode on YouTube or Spotify...2025-02-261h 05
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Usual Suspects (1995)The legend of The Usual Suspects continues to this day. Its twist ending, stories from the set, and all of the parodies that came in its wake are a big part of the film's lasting legacy. But after much deliberation, Dan and Jon have some ideas on how this 1995 crime/heist film could be revisited for a modern audience.Next episode: V for Vendetta (2005)Watch this episode on YouTube or SpotifySubscribe to The WALT!Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods & RuinedChildhoodsPod.c...2025-02-201h 12
Ruined ChildhoodsTeaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)With the success of Dawson's Creek, Kevin Williamson let his freak flag fly on the big screen by writing a number of late 90s and early 2000s teen thrillers, but he only directed one - Teaching Mrs. Tingle. This film features Dawson's alum Katie Holmes up against screen legend Dame Helen Mirren, which sounds like fun, right? But with studio intervention and major edits to turn this movie into a PG-13 romp, perhaps Dan and Jon have some ideas for how the film could be revived for a contemporary audience.Next episode: The Usual Suspects (1995)...2025-02-1455 min
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Secret of my Success (1987)Fresh off the success of Teen Wolf, Back to the Future, and Family Ties, young actor Michael J. Fox was white hot and it seemed like any project he was attached to would be a success. It's no surprise that this week's movie, The Secret of my Success, would be one of the highest grossing films of the year, despite being a relatively mediocre adult comedy. Dan and Jon talk about what makes the movie fun to watch, but at times hard to get through given today's standards for workplace decorum. They also share their thoughts for how the...2025-02-081h 08
Ruined ChildhoodsReady to Rumble (2000)Director Brian Robbins may have been head of the class, but that doesn't make him out of touch with the world of burnout numbskulls and the world of professional wrestling. The proof? 2000's Ready to Rumble, the story of two idiots who are determined to bring a disgraced pro wrestler back to his former glory. Dan tells Jon all about the world of pro wrestling, wrestlers, and how they entered and re-entered his life starting in the 1980s. Dan and Jon also share their ideas for how Ready to Rumble could be brought back in 2025.Next episode...2025-01-311h 31
Ruined ChildhoodsAnaconda (1997)Who would have known that a simple 1997 monster movie would stand the test of time and become a true cult classic. Also, who would have known that many of its stars would be some of the most popular actors nearly 30 years later? And who can explain exactly what Jon Voight was thinking with his performance? On the 3rd series premiere, Dan and Jon celebrate Anaconda and imagine how it could be revisited in 2024, despite existing plans for a resurrection of the series.Next episode: Big Business (1988) • BWatch this episode on YouTube or Spotify...2024-09-251h 00
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Great Outdoors (1988)If you listened to our episode on Nothing But Trouble (1991), you'll know that this isn't the first Dan Aykroyd/John Candy film we've covered on the podcast. This perfect odd-couple duo brings the blowhard vs. pushover dynamic into the woods of Wisconsin for The Great Outdoors, written by John Hughes and directed by Howard Deutch. Dan and Jon celebrate the wackiness, memorable lines, and unforgettably shocking moments and imagine a new future for the 80s classic.Next episode: Cat Ballou (1965) • WyomingSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as Wisconsin...2024-09-111h 13
Ruined ChildhoodsMajor Payne (1995)I don't know but I've been told - Major Payne's 29 years old! On this episode of the podcast, Dan and Jon celebrate one of the few Virginia films not focused on Washington DC. This Damon Wayans classic follows a time-honored tradition of movies about kids not made for kids. Dan and Jon have some ideas of how they would revisit Major Payne 29 years after its release.Next episode: An Officer and a Gentleman (1982) • WashingtonSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as VirginiaWatch this episode on YouTube or...2024-08-141h 06
Ruined ChildhoodsLone Wolf McQuade (1983)YEE-HAW, RANGERS! Jon and Dan are in Texas talking about the 1983 action classic, Lone Wolf McQuade, starring Chuck Norris and David Carradine in a bizarre study of beer, guns, and Texas-Style martial arts. Dan and Jon celebrates its weirdness, share some moments that stood out to them, and propose some ideas on how to bring back this tale of a sorta-renegade Texas ranger.Next episode: SLC PUNK (1998) • UtahSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as TexasWatch this episode on YouTube or SpotifySubscribe to Th...2024-07-241h 03
Ruined ChildhoodsDirty Dancing (1987)Dan and Jon have the TIME OF THEIR LIVES talking about the 1987 independent classic, Dirty Dancing. Dan and Jon share information about the film's production, the happy accidents that made the movie work, and their own personal experiences vacationing in the Catskills. Next episode: The Foot Fist Way (2006) • North CarolinaSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as New YorkSubscribe to The WALT!Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...2024-04-241h 25
Ruined ChildhoodsHigh Noon (1952)Dan and Jon are exploring New Mexico cinema (set, not shot) with the Gary Cooper western classic, High Noon. This Hollywood blacklisting allegory also showcases the talents of Grace Kelly, Katy Jurado, and Lloyd Bridges all in strong supporting roles. Dan and Jon talk a bit about the film's legacy and imagine how it could be brought back today.Also, High Noon was JUST RELEASED on 4k Ultra HD Blu-Ray by Kino Lorber, featuring a 4K Scan of the 35mm Original Camera Negative and new audio commentaries from Author/Film Historian Alan K. Rode & Film Historian/Writer...2024-04-171h 15
Ruined ChildhoodsIn the Heat of the Night (1967)Dan and Jon are in 1960s Mississippi to take a close look at the Norman Jewison Oscar winner, In the Heat of the Night starring Sidney Poitier and Rod Steiger. This film should be required cinema in understanding racial relations in civil rights era rural south, and Dan and Jon have some ideas on how to keep it fresh in the modern era.Next episode: Winter's Bone (2010) • MissouriSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as MississippiSubscribe to The WALT!Contact us, follow us on soc...2024-02-281h 15Ruined ChildhoodsThe Wizard of Oz (1939)If you haven't seen this movie, you've been living on the wrong side of the rainbow. Dan and Jon talk about the 1939 classic, round up some of the other adaptations of L. Frank Baum's Oz series, and Dan's stint as the Cowardly Lion in a 1991 Junior High production of The Wizard of Oz.Next episode: Sheba, Baby (1975) • KentuckySee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as KansasContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acas...2023-12-271h 17Ruined ChildhoodsSmoke Signals (1998)Dan and Jon have made it to The Aloha State to gab about the 1961film that introduced the world to Elvis singing I Can't Help Falling in Love. Dan and Jon talk about their own experiences in Hawaii, representation of indigenous Pacific Islanders, and conflicting feelings about the King of Rock and Roll.Hey, Viktor! trailerNext episode: Wayne's World (1992) • IllinoisSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as IdahoContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Host...2023-11-2256 minRuined ChildhoodsBlue Hawaii (1961)Dan and Jon have made it to The Aloha State to gab about the 1961film that introduced the world to Elvis singing I Can't Help Falling in Love. Dan and Jon talk about their own experiences in Hawaii, representation of indigenous Pacific Islanders, and conflicting feelings about the King of Rock and Roll.Next episode: Smoke Signals (1998) • IdahoSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as HawaiiContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See ac...2023-11-151h 16Ruined ChildhoodsMystic Pizza (1988)Dan and Jon travel to Mystic, Connecticut to sample the perfect blend of comedy and drama with a dash of romance. This is the movie that introduced us to Matt Damon and truly put Julia Roberts on the map. And for many, it was a sigh of relief that the actor who played Gomer Pyle in Full Metal Jacket turned out alright. This episode also features a special interview with Dan and Jon's brother Scott of Scott's Pizza Tours and Slice Out Hunger!Next episode: Empire Records (1995) • DelawareSee what native tribes...2023-10-181h 44Ruined ChildhoodsOrange County (2002)Dan and Jon have made it to California to experience the 2002 cult classic, Orange County. Aside from realizing that this film had more depth than previously considered, Dan and Jon also imagine how they would revisit this film over 20 years later.Next episode: Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995) • ColoradoSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as CaiforniaContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...2023-10-041h 14Ruined ChildhoodsMud (2012)On their journey through America, Dan and Jon have stopped along the Mississippi River in Southern Arkansas for the 2012 Jeff Nichols drama, Mud. Ideas are tossed around about how to keep the story of Ellis, Neckbone, and the whole gang alive - PLUS, Dan and Jon play the Matthew McConaughey Name Game!Next episode: Orange County (2002) • CaliforniaSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as ArkansasContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on A...2023-09-2757 minRuined ChildhoodsThe Gold Rush (1925)Dan and Jon are up in Alaska (or down if you’re Santa Claus) and featuring Charlie Chaplin’s 1925 hit, The Gold Rush. Much like The Tramp himself, Dan and Jon are exploring the Yukon territory — except in their case, it’s cinematically. In addition to sharing thoughts and ideas for The Gold Rush, they also share some of their favorite iconic Alaska films.Next episode: Tombstone (1993) • ArizonaSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as AlaskaContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr...2023-09-1353 minRuined ChildhoodsSweet Home Alabama (2002)Dan and Jon are traveling through each state in America in an alphabetically-ordered exploration of the movies that define the American experience. And to kick it off, they’re taking a look at the 2002 rom-com classic, Sweet Home Alabama, that takes us from New York City to the deep south. Dan and Jon share their thoughts about how it works through a 2023 lens and have a few ideas on how it could be brought back today.Next episode: The Gold Rush (1925) • AlaskaThis episode is brought to you by Banned CampSee what nati...2023-09-061h 04Ruined ChildhoodsRevisiting FletchWrapping up the 200 episode celebration, Dan and Jon are looking back at what they had said in May 2021 about a new Fletch movie and then discuss the 2022 film Confess, Fletch starring Jon Hamm. Also, Dan and Jon do a lightning round of updates on news pertaining to other past episodes that are expecting reboots, sequels, prequels, stage plays, etc.Next episode: Sweet Home Alabama (2002) • AlabamaContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-301h 18Ruined ChildhoodsEvent Horizon (1997)A missing space vessel reappears after disappearing for 7 years and there’s nobody who can help solve the mystery better than the ship’s creator, Sam Neill’s Dr. Weir. And after 26 years, Dan and Jon have some ideas on how to keep the legend of Event Horizon alive.Next episode: EPISODE 200! Dan and Jon look back at what did get made since their original episodes for Bill & Ted and Indiana Jones.Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...2023-08-0957 minRuined ChildhoodsSlap Shot (1977)When it comes to classic sports comedies, few are regarded as highly as Slap Shot, the third collaboration of Paul Newman and George Roy Hill. Dan and Jon explain why it appeals to them, how they would revisit this film with a 2023 perspective, and they also touch on the Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame!Next episode: Event Horizon (1997)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods - FEATURING JON’S NEW MOVIE JOURNAL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-0859 minRuined ChildhoodsPlanet of the Apes (1968)Planet of the Apes (1968)It’s not often that Dan and Jon dive deep into a franchise, but when the ongoing Planet of the Apes saga comes up, there’s not choice other than to leap head first. Not only do they go beat-by-beat through the original film series, 2001 reboot, current prequel reboot series, live action TV series, and animated TV series, but they also discuss the 1962 novel, the attempts to reboot in the early 90s, and more. And of course, Dan and Jon imagine how ELSE this series could be reimagined.Next episode: The Trum...2023-05-311h 39Ruined ChildhoodsIf Looks Could Kill (1991)If there are two downloads on the episode, we’ll have to assume it’s Doug and Steve Butabi because Dan and Jon are talking Richard Grieco and his film debut, If Looks Could Kill. This film imagines a world where James Bond begins as a teenage dirtbag, and Dan and Jon know exactly how to revisit this cult classic.Next episode: Planet of the Apes (1968)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-181h 24Ruined ChildhoodsBarefoot in the Park (1967)Dan and Jon continue their Robert Redford kick with one of his earlier films, Barefoot in the Park. This Jane Fonda collab is already an adaptation, but does it have a life beyond the 1967 classic film? Dan and Jon will decide.Next episode: Sneakers (1992)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-12-011h 02Ruined ChildhoodsQuiz Show (1994)Dan and Jon travel back in time for Robert Redford’s look at the 1957 Quiz Show scandal that rocked NBC. And while they’re at it, Jon recounts his experience on an unaired game show pilot back in 2007.Next episode: Barefoot in the Park (1967)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-11-021h 21Ruined ChildhoodsLittle Miss Sunshine (2006)As Dan and Jon take a closer look at films about interesting families, they hop on the yellow VW bus and talk about the 2006 quirky indie classic, Little Miss Sunshine. This film, which also spawned a stage musical, has a lot of potential for a revisit 14 years later. This is also Dan and Jon’s 2nd look at a movie touching on the world of pageants.Next episode: Stuart Saves His FamilyContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See ac...2022-05-121h 11Ruined ChildhoodsParenthood (1989)For Dan & Jon, few movies compare to Ron Howard’s personal ode to one of life’s greatest challenges, Parenthood. This film spawned two television series, but Dan and Jon know that this is a deep well from which to draw water. And if you look at the cast list, you have to wonder how we can get these talents to reprise their roles.Next episode: Little Miss Sunshine (2006)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...2022-05-041h 32Ruined ChildhoodsMarried to the Mob (1988)The Summer of 1988 gave us a lot of really fantastic movies and one that’s flown a bit under the radar was Jonathan Demme’s Married to the Mob, starring Michelle Pfeiffer. Dan and Jon talk about this movie and some of the other hits from 1988, many of which feature Alec Baldwin. Does Married to the Mob deserve a new life or should it sleep with the fishes? Dan and Jon figure it all out.Next episode: Basic Instinct (1992)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods...2021-12-281h 01Ruined ChildhoodsThe 39 Steps (1935)On this episode, Dan and Jon get into Alfred Hitchcock’s 1935 spy thriller, The 39 Steps, and ruminate on how it could be brought back today. PLUS, Dan details how he has worked with this story as a stage adaptation for the students at West Seattle High School.Next episode: Getting to Know Your Armed AssailantsContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-11-091h 08Ruined ChildhoodsMultiplicity (1996)On this episode, Dan and Jon posit the idea that Michael Keaton’s post-Multiplicity career perhaps improves Multiplicity. This is a movie that has gotten a lot of flack over the years, most of which is probably deserved, but how does hindsight factor into some of the larger themes of this movie? Also, Dan and Jon think up some ideas that could bring Multiplicity back to life and also celebrate one version of this story that actually did work.Next episode: SpaceCamp (1986)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee...2021-10-051h 27Ruined ChildhoodsDirty Harry (1971)Dan & Jon are feelin’ lucky as they cover the 5-film Dirty Harry series. Though there are issues with depictions of race, sex, law enforcement, and Clint Eastwood that are certainly problematic, Dan and Jon focus on what these films did well, notably coining phrases that are ripe for parody.Next episode: Beetlejuice (1988)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-07-061h 24Ruined ChildhoodsZorro (1919 - ????)Zorro may have been created over 100 years ago, but his legacy lives on through tv shows, comic books, stage plays, and movies. Dan and Jon discuss some highlights of the Zorro films that they were able to stream online and discuss possibilities for Zorro’s film future. ALSO, Dan chats with Miami stand up Cesar Gracia, a Cuban American who grew up watching Zorro tear it up.Next episode: Earth Girls are Easy (1988)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. Se...2021-05-041h 39Ruined ChildhoodsDouble Impact (1991) with Jon Gabrus2 Brothers, 2 guys named Jon, 2 Van Dammes! Dan and Jon are joined by Jon Gabrus to celebrate the 1991 Corsican Brothers adaptation, Double Impact.Next episode: Fitzcarraldo (1982)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-04-061h 20
Ruined ChildhoodsNothing But Trouble (1991)When two NYC yuppies and a pair of sibling Brazilianaires accidentally find their way into a house filled with bizarre execution machines and a maniacal Judge with a hatred for bankers and love for Digital Underground, you have the perfect recipe for an episode of Ruined Childhoods. Nothing But Trouble (1991) is a punchline to most, but to Dan and Jon, it’s an overlooked effort straight from the mind of the man of the month, Dan Aykroyd. Is there a case for a new life for this property or should it be sent straight to Mister Bonestripper?...2020-10-271h 18
Ruined ChildhoodsDriving Miss Daisy (1989)The Academy called it 1989’s best picture, but Dan and Jon have some other thoughts on what should have happened with this film and what could happen with this film. This Ayktobyr, we celebrate Driving Miss Daisy for what it was - the film that got Dan Aykroyd his Oscar nomination.Next episode: Nothing But Trouble (1989) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-10-201h 09
Ruined ChildhoodsTrading Places (1983)The second episode of “Ayktobyr” delves into the hit comedy that helped rocket Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy to superstardom and showed that Jamie Lee Curtis was capable of doing more than running from Michael Myers. Dan and Jon note the relevance of the movie's themes, such as white privilege and systemic racism, while appreciating the intelligence of the underappreciated screenplay and nuanced performances from its aforementioned stars as well as Don Ameche, Ralph Bellamy, and Denholm Elliott. Does the RCP crop report predict a sequel, prequel, or remake for audiences to invest in? Only one way to find out...2020-10-131h 25
Ruined ChildhoodsSister Act (1992)Dan and Jon devote an episode to their favorite sisters - Sister Mary Clarence, Sister Mary Patrick, Sister Mary Robert, Sister Mary Lazarus, and the entire St. Katherine’s Convent! Sister Act was a huge hit in 1992, due in no small part to the performances of its phenomenal cast as well as some rousing musical numbers. While its 1993 sequel is remembered fondly, particularly for its introduction of Ms. Lauryn Hill, it was not nearly as successful as its predecessor. On this episode, Dan and Jon explore what has helped Sister Act hold up after almost 30 years, and what may ha...2020-09-232h 06
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Party (1968)Ain’t no party like a Peter Sellers party cause a Peter Sellers party is CONTROVERSIAL! In 1968’s The Party, Peter Sellers plays Hrundi V. Bakshi, an actor from India trying to make his way in Hollywood. Dan and Jon review his performance and puts it in context with other work by Sellers and director, Blake Edwards, to encourage others to watch first and judge later. Does The Party have a place in the world of a modern revisit?Next Episode: Quick Change (1990) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-081h 07
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Bad News Bears (1976)The Bad News Bears (1976)Everyone’s favorite fictional Little League team (and the inspiration for many others) has been featured in three films, a short-lived TV series, and a remake made for the PC era. Where do they go from here? Dan and Jon attempt to answer this question while discussing what made the 1976 original so special, how its sequels failed to recapture the magic, and why the 2005 remake didn’t quite work.Next episode: Revenge of the Nerds (1984) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-251h 25
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Wizard (1989)The Wizard (1989)Our third episode “Child Star Month” features Dan and Jon’s hometown homie Jeff Rubin (The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show, College Humor, Buzzfeed), who joins them to reminisce about their childhoods and discuss The Wizard, also known as “the Nintendo movie” (which ironically does not focus much on Nintendo). They discuss how stars Fred Savage and Jenny Lewis have both transitioned from being child stars to successful adults with vibrant careers in directing, and music, but Jackey Vinson, the actor who played Lucas Barton, owner of the coveted Power Glove, had a more upsetting future. Al...2020-08-181h 37
Ruined ChildhoodsHeavyweights (1995)Dan and Jon are joined by hometown homie Brian “Box” Brown, author of the new graphic novel, Child Star, to talk about the 1995 classic, Heavyweights. This film is the 2nd in our month-long series of films celebrating child stars, in honor of the release of Brown’s book. Heavyweights features child stars Kenan Thompson, Aaron Schwartz, and Shaun Weiss, all of whom we whole-heartedly salute!Brian and the guys go over their histories with summer camps and the moments in the film that really hit home.Next episode: The Wizard (1989) with guest Jeff Rubin...2020-08-111h 15
Ruined ChildhoodsExplorers (1985)It was director Joe Dante’s follow up to his blockbuster hit, GREMLINS, and the screen debuts of Ethan Hawke and River Phoenix, two young actors who would each leave his mark on cinema despite the quite different (and, in Phoenix’s case, tragic) trajectories their careers would take. So why exactly wasn’t this movie a huge hit 35 years ago? Dan and Jon dig in and explore its troubled path to the big screen, and what might’ve been if Dante’s complete vision had made it to the final cut. Also, in part one of their month long focus...2020-08-041h 19
Ruined ChildhoodsFlatliners (1990)Flatliners (1990)What happens when you bring yourself to death’s door and turn back right before crossing the threshold? Joel Schumacher and a cast of impressive young Hollywood talent explore the consequences of experimentation in this psychological thriller, which Dan and Jon discuss in this episode, the third in our month of episodes celebrating the legacy of the late director. Also, Jon shares his take on the 2017 remake, and Dan speculates about the Schumacher Batman movie that could’ve been and never was.Next episode: The Client (1994) / A Time To Kill (1996) Hosted on A...2020-07-211h 24
Ruined ChildhoodsFalling Down (1993)Anyone who has seen and remembers this film probably doesn’t need to be told how relevant it is to today’s world. In their analysis of Falling Down, Dan and Jon discuss how the themes of the film and the character of “D-Fens” (Michael Douglas) resonate today, 27 years after the film’s release. As this is also the second film of “JOEL-ly”, they also continue answering the question, “What are the signature elements in a Joel Schumacher film?”, bringing forth some unlikely connections between Falling Down and the previously covered The Lost Boys.Next episode: Flatliners (1990)2020-07-141h 17
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Lost Boys (1987)Much like a vampire that can never age, Dan and Jon can’t seem to leave 1987 behind! In the first installment of their month-long tribute to director Joel Schumacher, they explore the world of fictional beach town Santa Carla, the setting of his horror-comedy, The Lost Boys. Dan shares his distaste for certain sparkly teen vampires while Jon sings the praises of shirtless saxophonist extraordinaire, Tim Cappello. We’ve got the Coreys Haim and Feldman in their first film together, Kiefer Sutherland, Jason Patric, Jami Gertz, and Dianne Freakin’ Wiest, not to mention “all the damn vampires” Buckle up, Starfighte...2020-07-071h 08
Ruined ChildhoodsHollywood Shuffle (1987)1987 saw the release of one of the few films of the decade to be written, produced, directed by and starring Black artists. Hollywood Shuffle, co-written by Keenan Ivory Wayans, is Robert Townsend’s satirical take on being a Black actor in Hollywood (who is not Eddie Murphy). How much has changed, if anything? Dan and Jon seek the answer to that question, as well as what role satire can play today in the ongoing struggle for equity in America, as they discuss this landmark film and the lasting influence it has had.Next Episode: The Running Ma...2020-06-231h 04
Ruined ChildhoodsThrow Momma from the Train (1987)Dan & Jon & Owen & Larry…& MommaOn this episode, Dan and Jon imagine a new life for this remake of an adaptation.Next episode: Hollywood Shuffle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-161h 10
Ruined ChildhoodsThree Men and a Baby (1987)What happens when 3 career bachelors are left in charge of a baby? They have to bust a group of heroin smugglers - that’s what! On this episode of the podcast, Dan and Jon go over Three Men and a Baby & Three Men and a Little Lady. And don’t worry, they talk about the ghost.Next episode: Hiding Out (1987) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-031h 06
Ruined ChildhoodsHead (1968)The same year their family television show was taken off the year, The Monkees released a film that tanked in the theaters, but has found a cult following for all the right reasons. On this episode of Ruined Childhoods, Dan and Jon draw parallels for the Monkees releasing Head to Young Sheldon releasing a statement about King Jong-Un.Next episode: The Exorcist (1973) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-191h 12
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Cutting Edge (1992)Dan and Jon are joined by Millie De Chirico. Don’t be fooled by Millie’s clout as Programming Manager for Turner Classic Movies and Programmer for TCM Underground - she’s here to talk about figure skating classic, The Cutting Edge. This movie defies all of the odds and stands the test of time as possibly the best pairs figure skating film, next to its 2007 spiritual parody, Blades of Glory.And the month of May features films curated by Millie! Next episode: Kindergarten Cop (1990)Follow Millie on social media!Twitter: @Millie...2020-05-051h 16
Ruined ChildhoodsIshtar (1987)Dan and Jon are joined by writer, critic, and Elaine May-enthusiast, Carrie Courogen to celebrate the classically misunderstood Ishtar. Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty get into some dangerous business as Chuck Clarke and Lyle Rogers - two wannabe musicians who find themselves in a mixup with the CIA and a group of radical communists who want to overthrow a tyrant. Dan, Jon, and Carrie talk about how this movie is a hidden gem and how it became a dark mark on the career of writer/director, Elaine May.Follow us on Instagram at @RuinedChildhoodsPod...2020-04-2859 min
Ruined ChildhoodsMajor League (1989)On this episode, Dan and Jon take it back to 1989 and then 1994 to a lesser extent, and then 1998 to an even lesser extent to go over the Major League series. Beyond that, they go over their own personal experiences with baseball fandom, including Dan’s brief stint as a Steve Garvey 1987 Donruss baseball card impersonator. But most importantly, Dan and Jon celebrate the genius of Bob Uecker.Next episode: The Long Goodbye (1973) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-141h 21
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Monster Squad (1987)Few movies have gone from being box office failures to beloved classics to the extent that The Monster Squad has over the last 30 years. Dan and Jon may not have seen it in the theater (though Dan remembers seeing the poster), but like others, they’ve become passionate fans after repeated viewings on HBO and VHS. Sequels and remakes have always been rumored, but have yet to come to fruition. Join Dan and Jon as they discuss the possibilities and potential in multiple approaches to reviving this property. Also: Jon shares how the COVID-19 pandemic has affected his work as...2020-03-241h 02
Ruined ChildhoodsWhat Women Want (2000)What Women Want (2000)What are the potentials and pitfalls of a movie in which a misogynistic advertising executive gains the power to hear women’s thoughts? Dan and Jon brave the waters of Mel Gibson’s filmography to revisit the Nancy Meyers comedy, which featured Gibson in his pre-drunk racist/sexist breakdown days playing Nick Marshall, the aforementioned ad exec. In doing so, they debate the viability of the concept and potential variations that could be successful today, including the 2019 remake, What Men Want.Next Episode: Tootsie (1982) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...2020-03-101h 01
Ruined ChildhoodsCocoon (1985)Dan & Jon break into a nearby pool and dive into 1985’s Cocoon. Ron Howard’s sci-fi comedy classic is a prime example of an 80s alien movie that totally holds up, but Dan and Jon imagine what it might be like with a life in the 21st century.Next episode: What Women Want (2000) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-03-031h 05
Ruined ChildhoodsPee-wee Herman (1980 - )Special Guest: SCOTT WIENEROn this episode, Dan and Jon are in Austin, Texas with their brother Scott to talk about the character that shaped their lives (as well as many others), Pee-wee Herman (Paul Reubens). From Pee-wee’s Big Adventure to Pee-wee’s Playhouse to Big Top Pee-wee to Pee-wee’s Big Holiday, just about everything is covered - including his appearances in Cheech and Chong’s Next Movie and Back to the Beach.Special thanks to French Fry Phil for the clip that you hear at the top of the show. Please remember to rate...2020-02-251h 34
Ruined ChildhoodsWho Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)Mickey Mouse & Bugs Bunny? Daffy Duck & Donald Duck? Eddie Valiant & Roger Rabbit?! On this episode of Ruined Childhoods, Dan & Jon discuss the 1988 classic animation-meets-live-action romp, Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Have there been attempts to resurrect the property in the past? Are there future plans? Dan and Jon give an overview and share their ideas on expanding the Roger Rabbitverse.Next episode: Pee-wee Herman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-02-1756 min
Ruined ChildhoodsTremors (1990)Dan and Jon dig in to one of the more unlikely franchises in cinema, which began with the release of the original Tremors 30 years ago this month, and has since spawned sequels, a prequel, and two (failed) TV series. After all the different directions in which this franchise has already gone, is there anything they could possibly suggest that hasn’t already been tried? Listen in and see what they have in mind for the future of the Graboids, Shriekers, Assblasters, and other members of the subterranean species.Also: Dan and Jon share their takes on the Ac...2020-01-211h 08
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Graduate (1967)The Graduate (1967)For this episode, Dan and Jon revisit a classic, and they have a lot to say about it. While providing background about the film and the novel on which it was based, they examine how the property has been referenced and resurrected throughout time, from the 2002 Broadway adaptation (which Dan and Jon saw during its run) to the Brad Pitt/Edward Norton commentary track on the Fight Club DVD. Also: High praise for some recent theatrical releases, including Parasite and Frozen II.Next episode: The Warriors (1979) Hosted on Acast. See...2019-12-101h 11
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Last Boy Scout (1991)This week, Dan and Jon venture back into the neo-noir, Christmastime action-comedy world of Shane Black. This time, it’s director Tony Scott pairing up Bruce Willis (fresh off the failure of Hudson Hawk) and Damon Wayans (hot off the success of In Living Color) to take on crime and corruption in the NFL. The movie not only boasts one of Halle Berry’s earliest film roles, but also shares several notable connections to the following year’s Lorenzo’s Oil.Also: Dan reminisces about his Billy Blanks Tae-Bo workouts and shares his reservations regarding the new Mrs. Dou...2019-12-0359 min
Ruined ChildhoodsMidnight Run (1988)Midnight Run (1988)On this, the monumental 40th episode of Ruined Childhoods, Dan and Jon step back into the career of filmmaker Martin Brest, this time to examine the 1988 action-comedy Midnight Run. Join them as they revisit the plot and some of the many highlights of the film as they determine what potential there is (if any) for sequels, prequels, remakes, or reboots. Also, Dan and Jon share their reviews of Dolemite is My Name, Dan shares some reflections following the closing of his high school production of A Few Good Men, and Jon challenges him to name...2019-11-1953 min
Ruined ChildhoodsBeverly Hills Cop (1984 - ?)What happens when a cop from Detroit with a loose interpretation of the rules has to play nice with the by-the-book Beverly Hills Police Department? Dan and Jon not only tell you exactly what happens, but they also weigh in on what could happen in the future.Next episode: Midnight Run (1988) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-11-121h 35
Ruined ChildhoodsDemolition Man (1993)Join Dan and Jon as they look back at the early-90’s Stallone/Snipes action flick Demolition Man and debate how well it has aged in the last 26 years. Jon shares his qualms with the movie, including its title, and Dan speculates as to why he’s not as troubled by these flaws. Also, Dan shares his reactions to the first episode of HBO’s Watchmen series (after dealing with some lozenge-related audio issues).Next Episode: Beverly Hills Cop (1984, 1987, 1994) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-11-051h 06
Ruined ChildhoodsRisky Business (1983)TOM CRUISE MONTH CONTINUES! On this episode, Dan and Jon try their hardest to come up with a way to bring Risky Business into the modern age, but not before checking in on some news that sends Dan into a Little Shop of Horrors spiral.Next episode: Legend (1985) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-10-151h 01
Ruined ChildhoodsRain Man (1988)On this episode of Ruined Childhoods, it’s truly a tale of two brothers. Dan and Jon talk about America’s OTHER favorite set of siblings, Charlie and Raymond AKA the boys of Rain Man. Dan and Jon also talk about their favorite Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman movies & performances. Oh, and don’t worry — they also parallel Rain Man with Twins.Next episode: Risky Business (1983) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-10-081h 05
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Princess Bride (1987)The Princess Bride (1987)Journey back to 1987 Chicago, where a sick young boy is unexpectedly enchanted by a fairy tale read to him by his grandfather… and 2019 Seattle and Portland, where Dan and Jon revisited this beloved classic amid new rumors of a remake, and examine what makes this film so special to people. Dan and Jon discuss their qualms with the film, while Dan somehow connects its plot to George W. Bush and 9/11. Jon also shares his ideas for ways to expand the Princess Bride universe while advocating for more accurate cultural representation in casting....2019-10-011h 10
Ruined ChildhoodsCabaret (1972)For this episode, Dan and Jon enjoyed their very first viewings of Bob Fosse’s Academy Award-winning film of the musical Cabaret. Dan shares his memories of the 1998 Broadway revival, and Jon proposes some surprising ideas for a remake.Next week: The Princess Bride (1987) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-2558 min
Ruined ChildhoodsBack to School (1986)Dan and Jon are back to school - seriously! This episode is recorded in a Seattle High School’s actual classroom, and they’re there to talk about Back to School!RIP Rialto TheaterNext episode: Innerspace (1987) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-1055 min
Ruined ChildhoodsTransylvania 6-5000 (1985)Before a flash round of 6 Degrees of Lorenzo’s Oil, Dan and Jon speak fondly of the 1985 comedy, Transylvania 6-5000. This Jeff Goldblum/Ed Begley, Jr. flop has a huge cast, both figuratively and literally, and caught the attention of childhood-Jon and Dan, so naturally they have to talk about it on a dang podcast!Next episode: Back to School Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-031h 09
Ruined ChildhoodsMad Max (1979 - )What started as a small movie made by an Australian ER doctor has since become an incredible franchise that, unlike civilization in these films, has no plans of going away. Dan and Jon explore the legacy of Mad Max and its sequels.BONUS: Jon has a chat with Faye Murman, the director of the upcoming feature, Humungus: A Documentary, the focuses on extreme Mad Max fandom.Next episode: Transylvania 6-5000 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-08-271h 29
Ruined ChildhoodsSoapdish (1991)On this episode of Ruined Childhoods, Dan and Jon are joined by Jon’s wife, Laura, who proves that it’s possible to forget everything about movies once a microphone is in front of you. Nevertheless, they talk about the 1991 cult classic, Soapdish. They touch upon news in the Die Hard world and more info on the Coming to America sequel, Coming 2 America.Next episode: Mad Max (1979 - ) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-08-201h 08
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Crow (1994)On this episode of Ruined Childhoods, Dan and Jon discuss the resurrection of The Crow series of films/graphic novels, but not before going over the latest Addams Family trailer and Disney+ reboots [insert Kevin McCallister scream-face here].Next episode: Soapdish Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-08-131h 00
Ruined ChildhoodsSummer Rental (1985)Summer Rental (1985)On this episode, Dan and Jon revisit Carl Reiner’s other “Summer” movie from the 80’s, Summer Rental, and reminisce about their own experiences with family summer vacations and movies. Also: more info about Rambo: Last Blood and Stallone’s plans for a new installment of the Rocky series.Next episode: The Crow (1994) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-08-061h 05
Ruined ChildhoodsRoad House (1989)Dan and Jon go “crazy for Swayze” as they discuss the cult classic, Road House. Has the movie stood the test of time, and do they see any potential for sequels, prequels, remakes, or reboots? Also discussed are thoughts on the newest Shaft installment, casting news regarding Disney’s live-action The Little Mermaid and the untitled Bond 25, new trailers for Jay & Silent Bob Reboot, Top Gun: Maverick, and The King’s Man. Oh, and they also talk a lot about famed monster truck, Bigfoot.Next episode: Summer Rental (1985) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...2019-07-301h 02
Ruined ChildhoodsSummer School (1987)It’s summertime and class is in session! On this episode, Dan and Jon join Mr. Shoop and the gang in Summer School. Next episode: Road House Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-07-161h 12
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Cannonball Run (1981-1989)The Cannonball Run (1981)/Cannonball Run II (1984)/Speed Zone (1989)Strap in and buckle up with Dan, Jon, Burt, Dom, Farrah, Dean, Sammy, Shirley, Brooke, and all of the other 70’s and 80’s celebrities who joined the party for the Cannonball Run series. Does Cannonball Run have a place in 2019’s cinema? Dan and Jon discuss this question and others as they assess the more dated aspects of the series while speculating about how it could be successful in today’s world. Also: news of a new addition to the Matrix franchise, and Bill & Ted Face the Music announces a releas...2019-06-251h 05
Ruined ChildhoodsDick Tracy (1990)As comic book heroes continue to be adapted and re-adapted for film, one has remained untouched for nearly 30 years. Dan and Jon reminisce about first impressions of Warren Beatty’s passion project, Dick Tracy, and add their more recent takes on its style, plot, and casting. In the process, they share their thoughts on how could be brought back to the silver screen. Also, first impressions of the trailer for the upcoming sequel to The Shining, Doctor Sleep.Next episode: The Cannonball RunNext June Squibb Recast: The Age of Innocence Hosted on...2019-06-181h 07
Ruined ChildhoodsCity Slickers (1991 & 1994)In their second celebration of June releases, Dan and Jon saddle up and ride with the City Slickers. They review what made the 1991 original so special, and what they feel went awry with City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold. Also, Dan shares his deep admiration for the screenwriting team of Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel, while Jon continues to express his deep admiration for Michael Shannon. Plus, “June Squibb Month” continues as the brothers re-cast principal roles in 1997’s In & Out.Next episode: Dick Tracy (1990)Next “June Squibb” re-cast: Meet Joe Black (1998) Hosted o...2019-06-111h 30
Ruined ChildhoodsSpeed (1994 & 1997)In honor of major June releases, Dan and Jon discuss Speed (1994) and Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997). And in honor of a month of recasting June Squibb movies, they talk about who might replace Al Pacino and Chris O’Donnell in Scent of a Woman (1992).ValKilmer.comNext episode: City SlickersNext recast: In & Out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-06-041h 07
Ruined ChildhoodsThunderball (1965)In the final installment of “May the Fourth be with You”, Dan and Jon go back to the fourth installment of the James Bond franchise, Thunderball. They debate the ethics of Bond’s womanizing, whether “for Queen and country” or otherwise, and discuss the impact of Thunderball and its 1983 remake, Never Say Never Again, on the Johnny English and Austin Powers films. Also: Dan and Jon express their cautious optimism around the Terminator: Dark Fate teaser and assess Sylvester Stallone’s recent comments about continuing the Rocky franchise.Next episode: SpeedNext episode’s recast: Scent of a Woman...2019-05-281h 24
Ruined ChildhoodsLive Free or Die Hard (2007)Yippee kai-yay, melon farmers! For this “May the Fourth be With You” installment of Ruined Childhoods, Dan and Jon explore the expectation-exceeding Live Free or Die Hard, its connections to and deviations from the previous films in the series, and ways it could tie into future installments.Next Episode: Rocky IV Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-05-141h 18
Ruined ChildhoodsPolice Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)Many people overlook Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, but Dan and Jon look at it for exactly what it is — it’s a fun collection of gags that culminates in the ONLY hot air balloon chase scene in cinematic history. It’s also the first installment of MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU - the Ruined Childhoods celebration of the 4th installments in movie franchises.Next episode: Live Free or Die Hard Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-05-091h 16
Ruined ChildhoodsWhat About Bob? (1991)Frank Oz’s 1991 comedy What About Bob? is the focus of Ruined Childhoods’ final “April’s Fools” installment. Dan and Jon assess the story’s treatment of mental illness and how it could be updated to reflect society’s evolved understanding of and attitude towards mental illness and therapy. They also determine the best options to expand the story and explore the characters further, including books based on ideas in the movie and a look at Bob’s past, including his wife’s love for Neil Diamond. Also: Jon describes his experience watching Dan’s Instagram Live video (@ruinedchildhoodspod), and we hear from our...2019-04-3054 min
Ruined Childhoods¡Three Amigos! (1986)“April's Fools” month on Ruined Childhoods concludes with a singing bush and a plethora of piñatas - it’s 1986’s ¡Three Amigos! Jon and Dan discuss the more memorable aspects of the movie, assess how the role of Dusty was a stretch for Chevy Chase, and brainstorm options of how they might expand the world of the Three Amigos, with or without the Amigos. Also: Dan journeys into the depths of his cryptic memory to recall specific details around both seeing Three Amigos in the theater and showing it to Jon and Scott on VHS; Dan shocks Jon by unearth...2019-04-2350 min
Ruined ChildhoodsBrain Donors (1992)In this installment of April's Fools, Dan and Jon wax poetic about 1992's Brain Donors, a Marx Brothers homage set in the ballet world. Not only do they brainstorm sequels, prequels, etc, but stay tuned until the VERY END for a GREAT surprise.Next Episode: ¡Three Amigos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-04-161h 05
Ruined ChildhoodsDisorderlies (1987)DisorderliesOn the first of three episodes celebrating April’s Fools, Dan and Jon celebrate the insanity of the 1987 cult classic Fat Boys feature, Disorderlies. Dan has a Memento moment and recalls the bizarre circumstance under which he first saw the film and Jon has a Beautiful Mind-style wall of string that connects Disorderlies with the next film in the April’s Fools series…Brain Donors (1992) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-04-0959 min
Ruined ChildhoodsMasters of the Universe (1987)Masters of the UniverseOn this very special episode of Ruined Childhoods, Dan and Jon have the power of Grayskull as they speculate about the upcoming Masters of the Universe reboot and break down the original 1987 live-action adaptation of the popular toy line and animated series. Dan takes a deep nostalgia dive as he reminisces about his love for the “He-Man” action figures, the movie posters on display when he and Jon saw Masters in the theater, and his awesome “He-Man” Halloween costume from 1983.Email your thoughts to RuinedChildhoodsPod@gmail.comNext Episode: Disorder...2019-04-021h 10
Ruined ChildhoodsGremlins (1984 & 1990)Avoid exposing them to bright light. Don’t get them wet. Never feed them after midnight. While these rules may not apply to Dan and Jon, they do apply to the creatures at the center of one of 1984’s biggest hits, Gremlins, and its 1990 sequel Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Listen in on their discussion of the finer points that make these movies stand out, the potential of reboots and sequels, and Warner Brothers’ recently-announced animated series.Next episode: Masters of the Universe (1987) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-03-261h 03
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Addams Family (1938 - )Dan and Jon get creepy, kooky, ooky, and spooky as they talk all about The Addams Family. They revisit the history of the characters, from their origins in the cartoons of Charles Addams, through the beloved 1964 TV adaptation and the hit films from the 1990’s, right up to their newest incarnation - an animated feature film, expected to hit screens in October 2019. Also, Jon’s ideas to expand the Addams “Cinematic Universe”, and Dan drops some Hammer on us.Next episode: Twins (1988)Email RuinedChildhoodsPod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...2019-03-1259 min
Ruined ChildhoodsJaws (1975)This episode takes us to Amity Island then south to “Bahama Island” as Dan and Jon dig into the legacy of Steven Spielberg’s 1975 classic, Jaws, and its not-quite-so-classic sequels, Jaws 2, Jaws 3-D, and Jaws: The Revenge. Dan shares his theory about the only possible justification for Jaws: The Revenge’s absurd premise, while Jon finds some creative crossover/reboot inspiration from an unlikely source. Also, Dan floats his speculation about the Steven Spielberg Cinematic Universe (The Amblinverse???).Thoughts? Write them in to RuinedChildhoodsPod@gmail.com - and don’t forget to Subscribe, rate, and review!Next epi...2019-03-051h 00
Ruined ChildhoodsBill & Ted (1989 & 1991)Hop in the time-traveling phone booth with Dan, and Jon as they celebrate the legacy of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, including a breakdown of the brilliance of Bogus Journey and their speculation about the long-awaited third part.Dan also shares his thoughts on the teaser for Disney’s live-action Aladdin and reminisces about his experience seeing Excellent Adventure in the theater back in 1989.Next week: The Last Starfighter (with special guest, world-renowned pizza enthusiast and our brother, Scott Wiener)Thoughts? Email RuinedChildhoodsPod@gmail.com - Don’t forget to rate, review, subscr...2019-02-191h 03