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The Tournament Code087: Mike Finney – Translating Physics for Better ScoresIn this episode, we are joined by Mike Finney. Mike (@mfinneygolf) is the Director of Golf at the University of Louisville Golf Club. Mike had a successful career as a college golfer at LSU before turning pro and eventually turning to golf instruction.---Follow us: Twitter - @TournamentCode Instagram - @thetournamentcode YouTube - The Tournament Code Hosted by: Cooper Collins (@coopercollins99) and Daniel Hamrin (@DanielHamrin)Sponsored by: https://puttviewbooks.com/---(01:09) - Puttview Books first tee shot(03:10...2024-05-101h 17

Talking Paragraphs147: Area man escapes fiery wreck … Attack of the killer goldfish … Poinsettias canceled?!The old paragraph stacker himself, Daniel Finney, and the world’s most dangerous agribusiness communicator, T-Square, discuss the flaming wreck of T-Squares car, monster-sized goldfish, McDonald’s-themed Crocs, and the potential cancellation of poinsettias. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2023-12-231h 18

Talking Paragraphs143: Remembering Matthew PerryThe ole' Paragraph Stacker, Daniel Finney, talks Matthew Perry's death and the sorrows of addiction, being forced to root for a Texas team in the World Series, the Great Dime Bags Caper, and the lasagna-thieving Bear, all that and more on Talking Paragraphs No. 143. Please support us on Venmo at @newsmanone or PayPal at @paragraphstacker. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2023-10-301h 06

The MMA ReportUFC 294 Takeaways, Shamrock FC CEO Jesse Finney, and Fury vs NgannouJason and Daniel debate their takeaways from UFC 294, discuss things they have seen on social media, preview Fury vs. Ngannou, and Jason chats with Shamrock FC CEO Jesse Finney about next week’s Shamrock FC 350. Time Marks 0:00 Intro 1:40 MMA Social Media 14:20 UFC 294 Takeaways 42:11 Shamrock FC CEO Jesse Finney 1:06:31 Fury vs. Ngannou Preview 1:19:05 MMA News (Jake Paul, Dillon Danis) Follow, Rate, and Review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeartRadio, TuneIn, and Google Podcast. Follow Jason Floyd on Twitter and Instagram Subscribe to The MMA Report on YouTube for all of ou...2023-10-251h 28

Talking Paragraphs136: Why a cage match between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk would save America; Peyton Manning is a fake professor; Montgomery brawl folding chair memes; 'The Blind Side' was a lie?The ole' Paragraph Stacker himself, Daniel Finney, and his pal, the World's Most Dangerous Accountant, Memphis Paul, gather to discuss topics of minor import, including: Paul's house: Duck or chicken in the driveway? Summer ends for teacher Dan. Zuckerberg vs. Musk needs to happen. Teachers worried about fake student papers produced by ChatGPT. Peyton Manning becomes a fake Tennessee professor. Did Montgomery dock brawl spurs Walmart's folding chair sale? Was "The Blind Side" movie was a lie? Iowa State Fair update: Butter Caitlyn Clark, Jack Trice, and Kurt Warner. Colin Cowherd says Dwayne Haskins can’t win a Su...2023-08-151h 19

Talking Paragraphs135: College football is eating its own head ... Is that a man or a bear in Chinese zoo ... 80-year-old fends off robber with snacks ... ChatGPT picks Memphis BBQ's bestThe ole' paragraph stacker Daniel Finney yaps it up with the World's Most Dangerous Accountant, Memphis Paul, on topics of minor import, including: College football conference collage making. Iowa-Iowa State gambling scandal. Is that a man or a bear in a Chinese zoo? Arsenal minute. Yankees minute. Chat GPT reviews Memphis BBQ. Final Days of Riverdale. 80-year-old offers snacks to an intruder. Ridiculously show runner got a place in games through nepotism. U.S. credit downgrade/Backyard Burgers bankruptcy. Synthetic alcohol cure for hangovers? Apple TV doc on Beanie Babies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters...2023-08-111h 18

Talking Paragraphs133: 'Time blindness' is a thing; Tour de France beer snobbery; Yankees minute: They suck; Arsenal minute: (Declan) Rice, Rice Baby; Oklahoma coach disses DeionThe ole' paragraph stacker, Daniel Finney, and the World's Most Dangerous Accountant, Memphis Paul, discuss topics of minor import in this week's episode, including: Consumer Affairs names Memphis worst driving city Time Blindness Women's World Cup NBA Summer League RAGBRAI in Des Moines FedNow payment system Tour de France beer snobbery SUNY Morrisville’s black stadium turf Yankees Minute: Fire everyone Arsenal minute: Declan Rice gets jiggly with it/ Ugly road kit OU coach talks shit about Deion Sanders --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2023-07-231h 32

Talking Paragraphs130: Disney slaughters more ESPN staff; Drugs rain down on French countryside; Indiana Jones and the Dial Soap of Destiny; Sajack out, Secrest inOur heroes, former newsman and current teacher DANIEL FINNEY and his faithful companion, the world's most dangerous accountant, MEMPHIS PAUL gather again to mock the mockery that is American culture. Their topics of little import include: Indiana Jones and the Dial Soap of Destiny. NASA job for Paul. Braves dominate All-Stars. Wendy’s Meat Soda with a hint of ketchup prank. ESPN layoffs: Jalen Rose, Keyshawn Johnson, Max Kellerman, Jeff Van Gunde, and Suzy Kolber were all killed by the Mouse House. Ryan Seacrest is to replace Pat Sajack. Alan Arkin is dead. Zelenskyy and Thunberg Belgian shot-putter run...2023-07-111h 40

Talking Paragraphs125: Pete Davidson vs. Cocaine Bear; Bovine samaritans help cops capture crook; What is "faff" and why you should embrace it; More Elvis employee buffett delightsWelcome to Talking Paragraphs, the podcast that is so incoherent half of the people involved don't remember its name. Topics that we at least intended to discuss: The meaning of "faff" and why you should embrace it. Pete Davidson vs. Cocaine Bear Phone answer etiquette for clones. We can't talk about "Relative Justice." We barely talk about "Hemlock Grove" on a new streaming service. Cows help cops find suspects. A lot of random memories from a college party nearly 30 years ago. A story of stolen goats in Winterset in 1993. Daniel P. Finney...2023-05-221h 25

Talking Paragraphs108: Old celebrities have died and people can't handle it; Big Ten crashes in burns in college football playoffs; and wouldn't be nice to be a guest on 'The Love Boat'Items of minor import that may be discussed in this episode of Talking Paragraphs include: You know it's going to be a good year when both Ohio State and Michigan both lose. Pele is dead. Barbara Walters is dead. Gretta Thurnberg ends 2022 “with one of the greatest tweets in history,” per the Guardian. Blockchain smartphone named "the FINNEY." Coal Face The Love Boat --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2023-01-021h 04

Talking Paragraphs106: Cocaine Bear the Movie will be the next Sharknado? Paul goes to a gastro pub and it triggers Dan. Plus: John Madden.Items of modest interest that may be discussed in this episode: Cocaine Bear Digital Trump cards sellout Yankees Hot Stove RIP Rockford Files character actor Stuart Margolin (Paul is going to hate that he’s from Davenport, Iowa.) World Cup final Bowl season Shoutouts: Terrence Tobin, contribution to the podcast, G. Willard Finney, died 34 years ago today. I’d love one more game of checkers with you, Dad. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-12-191h 25

The DimeGuaranteeing Payments in Cannabis ft. Daniel MullerThis week we are joined by Daniel Muller, Founder & CEO of AeroPay to discuss:Payment Processing in CannabisSafe BankingDisrupting Visa, Mastercard & AmexAbout Dan Muller As CEO, Daniel Muller founded Aeropay in 2017 to create a better, faster and more affordable way to help people move money. Formerly Head of Product and Software Engineering at GPShopper and an Investor with New Colossus Ventures, Dan now leads one of the most advanced payment platforms in FinTech.Prior to founding Aeropay, Dan acquired over a decade of digital retail, eCommerce, and product experience at Fortune 500 companies. H...2022-09-0144 min

Talking ParagraphsSummer cold: Paul plays hurt; Dan's drowsy after his big birthday party; The Brady Bunch intro; Who shoots worst: Stormtroopers or Cobra soldiers?Dan and Paul welcome Suzanne Sullivan, Gilbert and Sullivan, Sullivan and Son, Son of Bat Boy, and musical guest, Boy George. Our apologies to last week's guests, none of whom made it onto the program and some of whom we were later informed are deceased. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-06-2850 min

Talking ParagraphsPodcast: Russia's McDonald's knock-off; Tennessee Williams' secret origin; Hidden 'Lebowski' references in 'The Old Man;' all that and SPAM recipesPaul opens the show with sizzle. Dan reviews "Bonzo on the Road to Asguard." Guests: Emma Thompson, Hunter S. Thompson, John "Tommy Gun" Thompson, and the hot physics major who invited Dan and Paul to a party freshman year at Drake. All that and live music from Cold Slither. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-06-231h 07

Talking Paragraphs47.2 is the unhappiest ageUnhappiest age? 47.2. Trinity Rodman is better at soccer than her dad is at being a dad. Dan tells one too many Coke jokes. Paul pushes the limits of friendship with news texts. Responding to listener comments. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-06-131h 13

Talking ParagraphsDetoxing from Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trials; Online shopping for retro gear; In praise of Oklahoma softball; Revenge of the MulletThe defamation trials of former spouses Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are finally over. How long before FX does a 10-part miniseries like O.J.? The rest is fun meandering through topics that are in no way pre-organized and, once discussed, are largely forgotten by the people who discussed them. However, we think you'll enjoy this easy-going conversation between two old friends. And if not, well, it's still free. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-06-051h 06

Talking ParagraphsNew format: Paul opens the show from Memphis; Dan goes to 'Bob's Burgers;' Paul buys a smoothie; 'Maverick' makes a lot of moneyListener Nancy Gilchrest wrote in to compliment a show we did without prepared topics. Since this was the first and only feedback we've received, we decided to remake the whole show. Paul opened the snow from Memphis. We just meandered from topic to topic. We referred to things young people wouldn't understand. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-06-021h 04

Talking ParagraphsVincent Van Gogh plays Graceland and other bizarre adventures from the life of PaulLet's be honest: I forgot what we talked about for most of this podcast. It seemed interesting at the time, at least to us. I know there's something about Paul and his mom going to see a traveling Vincent Van Gogh exhibit at Graceland, the former home of Elvis Presley. After that, there's talk of an African restaurant nearby. The rest is hazy to me. So, we can listen and discover together. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-05-241h 08

Talking ParagraphsCrypto tanks; Don't mess with the swim-up bar; and Dan is mumbling again in a medication hazeThis episode sounds like crap. Part of the problem was I kept dozing off during the creation of it. It's not Paul's fault. He's wide awake. But I had been up late the night before. I got a shitty letter in the mail that screwed with my head for a bit. It put me off my game. I assure everyone I'm fine. There are good jokes in here and if you like to imagine me drunk, I figure this is what it sounds like. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-05-1559 min

Talking ParagraphsTragic and bloody true crime! Weird animal stories! Shocking superhero secrets! Everything the almighty algorithm says you wanted and more!Tragic and bloody true crime! Weird animal stories! Shocking superhero secrets! Everything the almighty algorithm says you wanted and more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-05-091h 12

Talking ParagraphsBears use house as Airbnb without owners knowing; Elon Musk buys Twitter and its still horrible; Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly blood-drinking habits; and 'fictosexuality' 5 black bears hibernate under a house, owners had no idea In Memphis: Woman stabs husband to death after argument over the taste of coffee Twitter sold to Elon Musk Prince Mongo buys MySpace Twitter: Steve Martin’s King Tut sketch in the 1970s makes people in the 2020s angry JC Penny buys Kohls Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly drink each other’s blood Fictosexuality --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-05-021h 12

Talking Paragraphs3,500 pounds of cheese stolen in Netherlands; Iowa Democrats can't count; Fox News hosts are horrible people; and tackling in junior college baseballShould Interpol agents descend upon Wisconsin after 3,500 pounds of cheese was stolen in the Netherlands? Iowa Democrats can't count and Dan can't wait to get rid of the caucuses. Paul notes the latest in horrible Fox News host behaviors. And should baseball add tackling to the game after a brutal takedown in a junior college game? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-04-251h 05

Talking ParagraphsGiant lizard story too horrible to contemplate — so of course we did; Plus: What word did the Pope use?; And this week's reason not to fly ever againSomething horrible happened between four men and a lizard in India and MSN decided the world needed to know about it. Now we do. And we can't get it out of our heads. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-04-181h 07

Talking ParagraphsLucky Charms poisoning allegations; new MLB rules; things middle-aged men can't eatPaul serves a one-podcast suspension for continuing to text his Wordle score to Dan. T-square pinch hits and podcasts from his closet, where his wife arranges his clothes by hue. Silliness ensues. Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-04-1156 min

Talking ParagraphsForget Major League Baseball: MLW Wiffle Ball is the summer game to see; Also 'Moon Knight' is goodDan and Paul talk about stuff and things. They try to be amusing. They often fail. But this is free. You get what you pay for. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-04-021h 12

Talking ParagraphsWhat can Brown do for you? Haul your brown, apparently, and other less scatalogical topicsDan wants to know who UPS makes drive the Cologuard route. Paul is obsessed with celebrities who have animals in their names. Dan gets sleepy again. Don't worry. He's just tired. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-03-271h 02

Talking ParagraphsWhy are McDonald's shake machines always broken? Paul catches March Madness Why are McDonald's shake machines always down? Have heard about the new Wordle? It's called Heardle. Kurt Vonnegut and the March Madness bracket Dan can embrace. The Cleveland Browns stick the knife all the way into Baker Mayfield. What will become of his amusing insurance commercials? Everton should sign protestor who zip tied his neck to the goal. Job opportunities for Hank the Tank. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-03-201h 12

Talking Paragraphs#Batman pizza in America; No Coke, Starbucks, or McDonald's for Russia; Can you be a 'grizzly bear conflict negotiator' and tales of the missing episodeDan explains what happened to last week's episode; Little Caesars is hawking a Batman pizza; Coke, Starbucks, and McDonald's pull out of Russia, but traitorous Pepsi stays; Job opening: Grizzly Bear Conflict Manager; Man caught at Mexican border with 52 lizards and snakes in his pockets and "groin area." All that and more on the latest "Talking Paragraphs" with Dan and Paul. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-03-1358 min

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs Podcast: Dan takes a napI'm the problem with this podcast. Memphis Paul showed up. Let's be clear on that. We had material on animals doing strange things, the spelling of Andruw Jones' son's name, and a lot of background on Morris the Cat from the old 9 Lives cat food commercials. Paul brought his A game. Dan brought his Z game, as in "zzz." He kept drifting off to sleep, but not all the way. He kept talking, but the words coming out didn't make sense to either the topic or anything else. Some may argue that's always true. They might be right. After...2022-02-2700 min

Talking ParagraphsMore #Wordle talk; Animals with their heads stuck in human things; Russian security guard faces the law after he defaces paintingPaul is with this week. Dan's voice is on the recording, but he's kind of out of it. There are silly topics. Paul carries the load. Dan babbles. It's really sad. Someone should talk to him about it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-02-2056 min

Talking Paragraphs7 days of cold and dark: Memphis man's harrowing tale of surviving a rare Southern ice stormThe lights went out in Memphis around 10 a.m., Thursday, and our beloved Memphis Paul and his mother were plunged into darkness and cold for a week. How they made it through and other topics of great unimportance in this week's "Talking Paragraphs." --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-02-1351 min

Talking ParagraphsBrawl at Golden Corral when steak runs out; Remembering Darla the movie dog; Oscar Mayer face masks; and the New York Times buys Wordle, as players another reason to be smugAn ice storm in Memphis knocks out Paul's power. Guest host T-square Tyler pinch hits. He proceeds to have a genial political conversation with Dan which arises fears of the pitchfork and torches crowd. So, we cut it out. The remainder of the podcast, we hope, is banal enough to be amusing without offensive in a nation where being offended is the national sport. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-02-0746 min

Talking ParagraphsNobody cares about your #Wordle score; Peter Dinklage goes after 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves;' and other topics of great importItems cut from this episode include a role play with Dan playing Matt Damon interview Ben Affleck, played by Paul. This was cut because Paul called Dan a hypocrite. That part was left in the episode. It doesn't make any sense, but what do you expect from us? Also cut from this episode was a lengthy debate about the quality of a major grocery store chain. This was cut because Paul worried we would lose their sponsorship, even though we don't have their sponsorship and they're a German outfit that makes you put a quarter down to use a...2022-01-301h 09

Talking ParagraphsGoat escapes religious sacrifice by drunken priest — man doesn't; Wharton kid thinks $800K is 'average' American salary; New pirate stock exchange Goat escapes slaughter as drunken priest allegedly kills man instead. Wharton student estimates Americans make average annual salary of $800,000. Pirates part of casino-style stock exchange. McNuggets dipping into garlic pepper spice. Foreign chip flavors revisited. Gaspard Ulliel, Meat Loaf, and Louie Anderson all dead. Shut up, Joe Rogan. Netherlands protesting COVID restrictions by going to the museum to get their hair cut. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-01-221h 03

Talking ParagraphsAmerica falls behind the world in potato chip variety; Mexico raids Kellogg's warehouse, confiscates Corn Flakes and Special K; and moreTyler pinch hits for Paul, whose off this week due for lode management. Chip flavors we wish were in America — or not. Mexico confiscates 380,000 boxes of Kelloggs cereals for inappropriate cartoons and sugary content. And some kid at LSU won a year's worth of Whataburgers, but does it come with aortic stent? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-01-1757 min

Talking ParagraphsWhy you should eat a Taco Bell taco every day for a month; Little Caesars' price hike; and dying at the right timeDan and Paul are back with their weekly machine gun of laughter. Highlights include: A parody ad for anhedonia, a joke stolen from Jim Gaffigan, and a list of banished words stolen from the Lake Superior State University. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-01-091h 05

Talking ParagraphsOh, the humanity: French Fry shortage in Japan! College football chatter, and New Year's Resolutions from 2021 we actually accomplishedDan and Paul are back for 2022 with a laugh-packed podcast for the New Year. The ol' Paragraph Stacker and the World's Most Dangerous Accountant discuss matters of little importance in hopes inspiring a hardy guffaw or chortle, but not a choke because neither one of them know the Heimlich maneuver. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2022-01-021h 18

Talking ParagraphsLive play-by-play of Christmas presents being opened; mushroom coffins; 'Licorice Pizza,' 'Spider-Man,' and 'Matrix 4'Dan and Paul give golf commentary on child opening last Christmas present; Save the planet — be buried in mushroom coffins; and movie reviews of 'Licorice Pizza,' the latest 'Spider-Man,' and 'Matrix 4.' --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-12-261h 19

Talking ParagraphsPaul's lost on a Christmas Tree Farm; Tyler is drunk on Winter Spiced Cranberry Sprite; and Dan is napping after finals.Paul is off for load management. Tyler pinch-hits again. Dan has no agenda. So, basically, it's the usual mess for about an hour and 15 minutes. What are you going to do — watch football? Well, probably, but give play us over the game sound. It's modestly amusing. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-12-201h 14

Talking ParagraphsRemembering Bob Dole, the last great moderate; Sex in the City tries to kill Peloton; and Zoey's Extraordinary Christmas MovieSome of this stuff we talked about, some of it we didn't. You'll just have to listen to figure out which cats are alive and which ones never existed: Bob Dole death Zoey’s Extraordinary Christmas Sex and the City Pelaton death Dawson’s Creek Gi Joe comics acquisition Sandra Bullock Netflix Jennifer Anniston interview Live Before A Studio Audience Lesson plan: Clickbait Licorish pizza movie Tom Brady Jack in the Box/Del Taco --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-12-151h 13

Talking ParagraphsSunny the horse airlifted to safety in California; Paul thinks an Instagram filter is like ViewMaster; and the 12 Days of OmicronThis podcast will self destruct after 11 plays. We dare you to try. Visit paragraphstacker.com for the latest musings of your host, the ol' paragraph stacker himself, Daniel P. Finney. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-12-051h 01

Talking ParagraphsHBO roots through trash with Brittany Murphy death doc; We didn't watch Hawkeye, but not because social media told us not to; Is Omnicron a COVID variant or Transformers villainDan and Paul are two middle-aged men talking about things. There's no reason you should listen them as opposed to other people, but, then again, there's no reason you should listen to anyone about anything. Decide for yourself. We'll be here cracking wise and a decidedly mellow, maybe even lazy, pace. All we cost you is your time. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-11-291h 01

Talking ParagraphsSpecial 50th Episode anniversary party: Celebrity notes of praise, G.I. Joe guys they never made, and demystifying cryptoWe've made 50 of these podcasts. Maybe if you cut them all up, you could get one decent episode. Maybe. But, hey, listen anyway. We promise we're just as dumb as anything else you can get at this price and twice as dumb as most cable TV news. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-11-201h 04

Talking ParagraphsIn big business, breaking up is easy to do; Comic books we read and liked; Matthew Perry stalks Paul at L.A. FitnessLet's be honest: This is not our best effort. But what are you going to do, not listen? Probably. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-11-1549 min

Talking ParagraphsDan gets COVID, Paul sees a movie, #ChrisPratt vs. #wokism, and #HotHolidayToysDan got COVID too late for it to be interesting. Paul reviews "Last Night in Soho." Our dynamic duo discuss the woke vs. Chris Pratt social media flap, how Cincinnati is doomed, and preview allegedly hot Christmas toys. Also: A customer service survey. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-11-071h 07

Talking ParagraphsIf any of us had any guts, we'd delete Facebook or Meta or whatever, also why you should get an MBA but not aromatherapy at WalMartPaul returns from back injury and the guy gripe about Facebook's name change, Millenials who fear Gen Z, the meaninglessness of cryptocurrency, and the latest from the front lines of the Chicken Wars. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-11-0156 min

Talking ParagraphsPeanuts holiday specials return to broadcast, PTI at 25, Johnny Carson -- still dead, and explaining Marvel movies to a father of twoSpecial guest host Tyler "T-square" Teske discusses why schools are having a hard time getting their supplies of square fish, rectangular pizza, and mystery meat for school lunches. Native Iowan Johnny Carson is discussed on his 96th birthday. He didn't celebrate. He's dead. Dan attempts a fall movie preview with a guy who hasn't been to the movies since 1993's "Tombstone." Bonus mild -- very mild -- amusements included at no additional cost. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-10-251h 16

Talking ParagraphsElk with a tire stuck on his neck for 2 years; Tennessee Vols fans are garbage people; and Harnessing cow farts for energyDan and Paul discuss the tale of a Colorado elk who wore a tire around his neck for two years; apologize for saying something vaguely complimentary about Jon Gruden; Sooners win with a new QB, while Hawkeyes lay an all-too-familiar egg; the Braves win, while the Cardinals sack their manager for "philosophical differences;" and we finish the whole damn thing in under an hour. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-10-1859 min

Talking ParagraphsDan endures the pains of middle age, Paul saves 15% or more switching insurance, and Jon Gruden's old emailsDan and Paul each recorded this podcast supine in bed and Dan drifted off about halfway in, so a lot of his speech is slurred and babbling. The good news is nobody can tell the difference. Paul makes some good points, but there are long, silent pauses punctuated with a loud "uh" or "um." Paul explains why he doesn't want to use real sound bites in the podcast. Dan does it anyway. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-10-121h 09

Talking ParagraphsPodcast: The mystery of 'The Price is Right' yodeller, Daniel Craig in a pink crushed velvet tuxedo, and two useless facts about TennesseeDan and Paul discuss "The Price is Right" 50th anniversary special, Sooners, Hawkeyes, "Fuck your couch" guy on TikTok, and two positive facts about Tennessee. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-10-041h 08

Talking ParagraphsPodcast: KFC smuggling in New Zealand, More Violence on the Airlines, CNN's ridiculous fall headline, and Lewis Black's Anger ButtonBuddies Dan and Paul meander through half-read headlines and barely noticed news stories for an 1 hour, 10 minutes. Listen for mild amusement. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-09-261h 11

Talking ParagraphsPodcast: Remembering #NormMacdonald, #Jeopardy can't find a host, and TikTok of the weekDan and Paul talk the death of Norm Macdonald, Jeopardy's host search woes, Paul Finebaum vs. a real gator, the saga of Purdue's big drum, another snotty director doesn't like Marvel movies, and TikTok of the Week. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-09-191h 08

Talking ParagraphsPodcast: Death at McDonald's Drive Thru, Attack of the Robot vacuums, and a Joke from a Johnny Carson rerunDan says "uh" and "um" a lot. Paul pauses before every take, making editing longer and more tedious. That's right. It's another edition of Talking Paragraphs. Join us for humor set to medium. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-09-121h 01

Talking ParagraphsPodcast: Back to school, College Football returns, 'Shang-Chi' review, and the sound of a tennis ball can being openedLow-key duo Dan and Paul trim their wordy format. Less time, more takes. TikTok of the Week. The official Talking Paragraphs Playlists. Questions, comments: Email newsmanone@gmail.com or comment. We'll read your question on the air and mock it openly. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-09-061h 02

Talking ParagraphsPodcast: Milk crate stacking challenge perils, what animals could you beat in a fight, and TikTok of the weekFormer newsman and current grad student Daniel Finney chats with his pal Memphis Paul about the latest stupid trend, which animals we think we could beat in a fight, and a TikTok with the final word on the "Field of Dreams" game. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-09-0158 min

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs Podcast: We ask a real Iowa veteran about AfghanistanA BLOCK: Special guest retired Army Sgt. Lew Jordan explains Afghanistan was always going to end like this. B BLOCK: Lew joins Dan and Paul in talking about their favorite "G.I. Joe" toys and cartoon episodes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-08-261h 30

STAND DOWNep13. Chief Fest w/ AJ Finney and Ben Kronberg“Don’t Start, Don’t Quit” A live, festival edition of the show with two amazing comics and a tipsy Daniel! AJ Finney & Ben Kronberg headline all over the country, and we’re lucky they are based here in Colorado. Both embody a wandering spirit and their third eyes are wide open. These experienced comics have lived... (read more)2021-08-221h 05

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs Podcast: Field of Dreams game, emoji anxieties, and a joke from a Carson rerunA Block Thoughts on Afghanistan B Block Field of Dreams game Batman ’89 comic book C Block Emojis new meanings Quiz: Who plays in that ballpark? And a joke from a Johnny Carson rerun --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-08-191h 39

Talking ParagraphsParagraph Stacker Podcast: In praise of taping down drunk airline passengersA Block: Pepsi betrayal state fair Airplane passenger taped down Zero hedge of the week B Block: Messi changing teams Remembering JR Richards USWNT loses Iowa vs. Iowa State: Bar version C Block: Game: 90s vs 80s Joke from a British show --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-08-141h 34

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs Podcast: Paul's illness, fun Olympic stories, ScarJo sues DisneyA Block: Paul's illness and an amusing note from Zero Hedge. B Block: Watching the silly Olympic sports. C Block: Scarlett Johansson sues Disney over "Black Widow" streaming. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-08-071h 38

Talking ParagraphsNEW Talking Paragraphs Podcast: Paul runs vicious burn on StarbucksA. Block: Accidentially deleted by hamfisted engineer with a bum knee and numb hands slathered in lidocaine. 'B Block: Recap of the missing A Block, sports talk on Oklahoma and Texas destroying college football, the Cleveland baseball team's dumb new name, and some other dumb stuff that's long been forgotten in a haze of Tylenol and iced tea. C Block: It's really just another part of B Block because the engineer was too damn lazy to cut a seperate track. Topics include the new He-Man cartoon on Netflix and a planned Frogger live-action game show.2021-07-3049 min

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs: Violent baseball, Olympics chatter, and RIP Biz MarkieDan and Paul discuss wild fans at MLB games, the Olympics, Turner and Hooch, and Biz Markie. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-07-241h 13

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs Podcast: "Almost softball-sized hail" and other liesDan and Paul discuss "Dress Coded," Iowa hailstorms, and acts of kindness. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-07-1527 min

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs on Vacation: Dan and Paul Together Again for the First TimeA Block: Airlines suck, Vacation activities, and Dan's injury. B Block: Sport chat on Wimbledon, EuroCup 2020, and #Yankees 70-year-old ball girl. C Block: Entertainment takes: Rick & Morty rule, vacation food, and Line of Duty finale. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-07-041h 12

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs: Britney Spears' legal troubles, #ChickenWar shots fired, #MLB pitcher shakedowns, and Salma Hayek's big problemA BLOCK: Dan's birthday, Britney Spears' legal troubles, Brett Farve vs. trans athletes, IKEA's bad menu and shots fired in #ChickenWars B BLOCK: #NBAPlayoffs, #EuroCup2020, #MLB pitcher shakedowns, #JeffGordan gets a job C BLOCK: Vacation, the $5-billion Roth IRA, and Salma Hayek's big problem --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-06-271h 23

Talking ParagraphsPodcast: Talking #EuroCup2020, Paul's vacation, and 'Cruella' versus 'Supergirl'A BLOCK: Dan and Paul take EuroCup 2020 from the casual soccer fan's perspective. B BLOCK: Why is Paul packing a suitcase? C BLOCK: Movies: 'Curella; Comics: Tom King's 'Supergirl' No. 1; Memes: Batman: The Generous Lover --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-06-201h 17

Talking ParagraphsIf you make it to the end, there's a brief kazoo concertA BLOCK: Giant Marilyn Monroe visage terrorizes Palm Spring B BLOCK: ESPN sells rage and anguish instead of sports C BLOCK: Reviews: "The Batman's Grave," "The Woman in the Window," and Paul's Drink of the Week. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-06-141h 15

Talking ParagraphsDan and Paul discuss #MemorialDay, HBO, and the NBA PlayoffsDan was going to try to do a nice professional edit on this podcast, but he realized he forget half the things he learned about GarageBand this summer, so he said to hell with it and published the podcast raw and edited. Buckle up you brave six listeners. The weird have turned pro. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-05-311h 44

Talking ParagraphsSEASON 2 PREMIER: A lot of nonsense and inside jokes recorded for your amusementAmerica is back! Dan and Paul discuss life in a post-COVID age. BREAKING NEWS: Dan's parents' famed July 4 celebration is back on and you're all NOT invited. Well, Pau is. He might even come. But not the rest of you savages. Stay away. My uncle used to be a cop. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-05-301h 18

Talking ParagraphsSeason Finale: Memphis bridge woes, ESPN woes, and Angelina Jolie is in a movieDan and Paul close out the first season of their podcast with a double-sized thriller in which they bitch about the government, ESPN and Larry Flint’s FBI file. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-05-232h 07

Talking ParagraphsVaxed and sick, Chicago BS and rich kid bluesDan and Paul endure second vaccine illnesses; Chicago is network TV’s favorite town, and the troubles of Bill and Melinda Gates --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-05-151h 26

Talking ParagraphsWhat happens when robots take over drug dealing and other questions for our time?Dan and Paul have the exclusive last take on the NFL Draft; Paul suffers ill affects of second vaccine shot and the alcoholic beverage of the week. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-05-101h 28

Talking ParagraphsOutdated takes discussed without urgencyDan and Paul talk about old news because they are low-energy guys who can’t be bothered to keep up with current events. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-05-011h 19

Talking Paragraphs#ChickenWars claims two more casualtiesDan and Paul discuss random stuff in the podcast almost no one listens to --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-04-241h 15

Talking ParagraphsThis podcast so interesting one of the hosts fell asleepNo joke. About halfway through the podcast, Dan starts to babble as he tries to stay awake in the middle anecdote. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-04-131h 10

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs: SPRING SPECIAL — Cremation, Easter Candy and baseballDan and Paul talk cremation junk mail, MLB moving the All-Star game and Easter candy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-04-041h 31

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs: Peeps Pepsi and one sip over the lineDan and Paul discuss bad beverage ideas, Disney lies and out-of-date movie reviews. Plus. Women’s basketball in national TV --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-04-031h 53

Talking ParagraphsBracketology Disdain, Hat of the Week, Pen Recommendation: Bic stick blueDan and Paul reach milestone as longest-running podcast starring accountant and a Des Moines journalist. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-03-251h 11

Talking ParagraphsOnce up a Coke CoffeeDan and Paul talk nostalgia for TBS in the 1980s; Dan taste tests a Coke Coffee he didn’t want; TV Talk: Kingdom, Clarice, and Superman and Lois; What do you do when your mask falls on a public restroom floor and you don’t have a spare? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-03-141h 17

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs Podcast: Taylor Swift vs. NetflixDan and Paul talk about Taylor Swift’s battle with Netflix, the Naked Gun and an Iowa lawmaker’s wimpy gun. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-03-071h 14

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs: The occasional podcast returnsSouthern cold, high-end candy, IBM Watson for sale, OnlyFans doc by ABC, Netflix: Bridgerton and drink-of-the-week. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-02-221h 37

Into The FrayDoes the NBA Draft Matter? Nope, Because No One Picked Dorian Finney-SmithIn this episode, Daniel and Eli discuss whether or not the importance of the NBA draft is diminishing. They rank the best NBA small forwards by conference, and they look at how Florida players have translated from college to the NBA. Finally, Into The Fray officially becomes a Dorian Finney-Smith fan club.2021-02-1954 min

Talking ParagraphsTips for recovering your password to your multi-million dollar Bitcoin accountThe laziest podcasters in the world randomly wander between topics that they couldn’t be bothered to write down or organize. Listen at your peril. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2021-01-171h 11

MLM, you decide30 | Dr. Danielle Daniel, Psychologist, LCSWLaura and Janine hear from Dr. Danielle Daniel. Danielle is a Doctor of Psychology, Licensed Clinical Social Worker, and the founder of Brave.Foundation, which serves kids and young adults who have been sex-trafficked and abused. Danielle is making a difference in the world…she speaks globally and loves empowering others to create the life of their dreams. She built her Network Marketing business alongside of a full time job, and was able to retire by the age of 38.Danielle shares how she found Network Marketing, but almost missed it because of her misconceptions about the magnitude of...2020-12-2435 min

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs: Dan’s first week in TV; Memphis Paul goes on a rum bender around the worldPaul’s mom bought him booze for Christmas and he didn’t want for Dec. 25 to get cracking --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-12-151h 14

Talking ParagraphsIf you play this podcast backwards, it says ‘Memphis Paul’ is deadThree things to enjoy: Taylor Swift concert film, Carson on PlutoTV and Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olson. And one thing to hate: Chicago Bears football. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-11-3036 min

Talking ParagraphsEpisode 9: Got the COVID-cancelled holiday blues, sports takes and adventures in dental surgeryDan and Paul discuss COVID lockdowns, cancelled holidays, some meandering sports takes and Paul’s Christmas wish list. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-11-231h 02

Talking ParagraphsPODCAST: Thanksgiving side dish problems in Maine, Tony LaRussa needs a driver, #Iota playlistDan and Paul talk Thanksgiving side dishes by state, Tony LaRussa needs a driver, Baby Yoda’s diet, Words from the year you were born, and songs with the word Iota in it, ya know, for the hurricane. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-11-161h 45

Talking ParagraphsThings we’re looking forward to after the election that have nothing to do with the resultsPost-election joys that will probably be anxieties; RIP Sean Connery; TikTok of the week; RIP Daylight Savings Time; and some very bad Bob Dylan singing impressions. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-11-0253 min

Talking ParagraphsIt's the Great Halloween Candy Podcast and other topicsMemphis Paul and the Ol' Paragraph Stack mash through 10 topics of moderate interest including TikTok of the week and the great Halloween Candy debate. All that and more in Talking Paragraphs. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-10-261h 25

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs Podcast: Karens take over TikTok and roleplaying the final days of Tab ColaOld friends Memphis Paul and the Paragraph Stacker ride again with a comedic ride through Karens on TikTok, roleplaying the end of Tab Cola and a speed round of the topics that no one really should care about in the latest epic episode of Talking Paragraphs. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-10-191h 07

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs: The solution to pandemic uneasiness and other topicsThe solution to pandemic uneasiness and other topics. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-10-121h 16

Talking ParagraphsGrizzly crime visits Memphis Paul at nightCrime victim Memphis Paul discusses his late night brush with death and other topics of interest. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-10-031h 00

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs: Rod from Rodman comics talks 10th anniversaryPaul still absent • Presidential COVID-10 • Fishy baseball • Life in a joyless time • --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-10-0334 min

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs Podcast: Things have changedExiled newsman Daniel P. Finney talks Fox's lousy college football crew, reviews 'L.A.'s Finest' and 'The Boys,' ponders what movies will bring us back to the theater and bad fast food sandwiches. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-09-2727 min

Talking ParagraphsTalking Paragraphs (Trailer)--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talkingparagraphs/message 2020-09-2600 min

The Episodic w/ Michael FinneyPartyline Debate with Paul Sztorc vs Daniel Krawisz 9-13-20Paul Sztorc and Daniel Krawisz go head-to-head discussing the prospects of the BTC and BSV bitcoin forks as well as drive chains and side chains. Partyline Crew on this broadcast are Bryan, Tim, and Justin Connect with me on social: https://michael-finney.com 2020-09-161h 41

From the Finney PodcastEpisode #4 // The Definition of Insanity // From the Finney PodcastOli is back for this one while Jimmy just makes a voice note appearance. We discuss the opening day defeat against Swansea, the situation surrounding Daniel Johnson's apparent departure to Rangers and also Alex Neil's clear frustrations around the lack of transfer activity. All this and more before we give our usual end of episode predictions. If you have any questions feel free to get in touch with us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, we're just @fromthefinney on all of those platforms, or you can email us on - fromthefinney@gmail.com. You can support this show by visiting...2020-09-1447 min

From the Finney PodcastEpisode #30 // From the Finney PodcastJake and Oli discussed the weekend's win over Wigan Athletic and the performance of a few stand out players from recent weeks. Daniel Johnson's return, Ben Pearson's exquisite form and everything that Tom Barkhuizen offer to the side. They end with a little quick questions feature with Oli given 30 seconds to answer two questions from twitter. If you have any questions or feedback about the podcast, feel free to get in touch with us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, we're just @fromthefinney on all of those platforms, or you can email us on - fromthefinney@gmail.com....2020-02-1058 min

From the Finney PodcastEpisode #17 // From the Finney PodcastWhat a bloody win! In this week's episode we talk in some detail about the 5-1 win over Barnsley at the weekend and we also discuss some of the standout performances including the 10/10 Daniel Johnson. If you have any questions or feedback about the podcast, feel free to get in touch with us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, we're just @fromthefinney on all of those platforms, or you can email us on - fromthefinney@gmail.com.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/fromthefinney. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-10-0741 min