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Epoch's LibraryThe Temple: Chapter 2Braden the acolyte continues his reading of a terrifying tale. Peter, Prodder, and the rest of the Darktree Denizens are trapped between danger and a horrifying shadow.
CONTENT WARNING: fantasy violence, fantasy gore
New tales from Epoch's Library appear every Tuesday at 5AM EST.
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2022-03-222h 00
DarkTree MediaLive From Haunted McInteer VillaJesse, Tim, Sean, and Matt go live from the haunted McInteer Villa to bring you a podcast before the live event. Tune in as we discuss our experiences and what to expect during the lock down. Check out the live videos on our facebook page in the link below.
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2020-09-0600 min
DarkTree Media3PP Featuring the Great and Powerful SindhuSindhu joins the show to talk about race and her new stand up comedy bits.
2020-08-1900 min2020-08-1900 minDarkTree MediaJoe Biden Picks Kamala HarrisMatt and Jesse discuss the choosing of Kamala Harris for Vice President of the United States.
2020-08-1400 minDarkTree MediaAndrew YangGang 2020Matt and Jesse discuss the chances Andrew Yang runs for a 3rd party in 2024.
2020-08-1300 minDarkTree MediaI Ain't Got Time To BleedMatt and Jesse discuss the possibility of a 3rd party run by Jesse the Body Ventura.
2020-08-1100 minDarkTree MediaKeeping Up With Kanye 2020Our panel discusses the likelihood Kanye West runs for president in 2020 or 2024.
2020-08-1000 min
DarkTree MediaMars Attacks, But No Really...ALIENSAck ack ack ack ack, oh no the aliens are coming for us...But really, what did the Pentagon just find, and when will we hear about it. Listen in as we discuss the actual possibility we will know about Aliens here in a already crazy 2020, why not...
2020-08-0300 minDarkTree MediaDonald Trump to pull troops out of Germany and AfganistanDonald Trump is wanting to bring troops home, but he war machine wages on. It is time to stop funding the war on terror and end the 19 year war over seas. Lets focus on rebuilding the vital structures of our social and economical societies.
2020-07-3000 minDarkTree MediaRioters Hit KCMO Are They Coming To A Town Near YouDay 59 of riots, and protests. When is enough, enough? Are the next unrest coming to a city near you?
2020-07-3000 minDarkTree MediaFeelings Are PoliticsFeelings are politics. In todays hyperbolic atmosphere citizens are more polarized than ever. For people who do not follow politics, we dive into what they believe, and how they find information. How taxing it is to find credible sources.
2020-07-3000 minDarkTree Media2nd Stimulus And What We Know...The details of the second stimulus checks are going to be on their way. Is it going to be enough aid, the government should be doing more. Should we have a UBI? We discuss all of these facts, let us know what you think in the comments below.
2020-07-2700 minDarkTree MediaTerry Crews Vs The World And Nick CannonTerry Crews is dying on a hill and the media hates it. Nick Cannon gets fire from the media after anit-Semitic comments on a pod cast interview. Should cancel culture exist? Let us know in the comments below.
2020-07-2700 minDarkTree MediaPortland Dumpster Fires! The US gestapo?!?!?!Listen in as we cover the Feds bag and grabbing rioters off the streets of Portland. The medias take, and what is needed to know as we now enter day 59 of unrest in the city.
2020-07-2700 minDarkTree MediaAmerica Must Create A 3rd Party!Matt and Jesse discuss the necessity of a third party in America. The two party system has failed us and it is time we stood together to make America work for the middle class again. (no pun intended)... Join us as we embark on what a new party would look like!
2020-07-2400 min
DarkTree MediaCovid 19 2020Andi, Jesse, and Matt discuss the current atomosphere of America during the pandemic and how it is affecting our lives today. Don't forget to keep listening to learn how you can purchase your own Cuomo Poster for the cheap price of $14ish dollars. Overall, this is where the real table talk begins, and a third party starts
2020-07-2400 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation: A Fantastic Beast ReviewMatt and Chris go over the Harry Potter Franchise and its newest release of Fantastic Beasts. They discuss theories and predict what will happen in the end.
2019-03-2400 min
2019-02-2200 min
DarkTree MediaGame Night W/ Jessimus and Matticus - MagicJessimus and Matticus fight to the death in ... MAGIC! No seriously ... the card game.
2018-12-0600 min
DarkTree MediaThe JLB Daily #5 - SpongeBob Gently WeepsThe SpongeBob SquarePants creator passes away from ALS.
2018-12-0500 min
DarkTree MediaThe JLB Daily #4 - Children Are The Best Of UsJesse talks about the new baby and children in general.
2018-11-2700 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP16 : Krull ReviewBrian and Jesse review the classic fantasy movie, Krull. RiffTrax style.
2018-11-2100 min
DarkTree MediaJLB 7 w/ Horde - Jesse - From Babies To JobsJesse's oldest son, Jesse, sits down with him.
2018-11-2100 min
DarkTree MediaJLB 6 w/ Horde - Aaliyah - Roblox, Minecraft, FortniteAaliyah talks about her favorite video games.
2018-11-2100 min
DarkTree MediaJLB 5 w/ Horde - William - PredatorJesse and William discuss the 1987 Classic, Predator!
2018-11-2100 min
DarkTree MediaJLB 4 w/ Horde - Trystan - Baltimore Ravens UpdateTrystan updates his Baltimore Ravens prediction for the year.
2018-11-2000 min
DarkTree MediaJLB 3 w/ Horde - Ashe - Save The WorldJesse sits down with his son Ashe and talks about Save the World, Minecraft, and Fortnite.
2018-11-1900 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP18: Nintendo, Harry Potter, ElectionsOur favorite Nintendo games, Harry Potter conspiracy, and the election.
2018-11-1900 min
2018-11-1500 min
DarkTree MediaThe JLB Daily #2 - Harren Press, World Building, Early WritingJesse talks about Strange Loops, Harren Press and gives some writing advice.
2018-11-1400 min
DarkTree MediaThe JLB Daily #1 - Baby Madison and the Loss of a ChildJesse introduces the show and talks about the daughter he lost in 2009.
2018-11-1300 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP17: Indiana Jones And the Temple of Your Mom's Favorite Scary MovieChris, Jesse, and Matt talk Indiana Jones, Excalibur, and your favorite horror films.
2018-11-0700 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP15: Baseball Stars (NES) Review - The Greatest and Best Baseball GameBrian and Jesse build a badass team in Baseball Stars!
2018-11-0200 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP14: The Evil Dead (Movie and Musical) ReviewBrian and Jesse experience Evil Dead, the Musical and watch the Evil Dead starring Bruce Campbell.
2018-09-2700 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP13: Tecmo Bowl (NES) Review - Bo KnowsBrian and Jesse review NES football games like Tecmo Bowl and Play Action Football.
2018-09-1200 min
DarkTree Media3:2 Paranormal EP1: Sallie House - Most Haunted House in AmericaJesse, Matt, Monica, and Tim discuss their experiences at the Sallie House.
2018-09-0900 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP16: Alex Jones' Gay Frogs, Death Of The Dinosaurs, Gender IdentityBrant, Chris, Jesse, and Matt talk about gay frogs and the Alex Jones banning, how the dinosaurs died, and argue about gender.
2018-09-0900 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP15: Capitalism, Socialism, and ObamaBrant, Chris, and Jesse discuss politics ... without Matt :(
2018-09-0500 min
2018-08-2400 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP14: The Invasion Of The Basic Bitch, Mon MonMonica crashes the set and tells us the way of the Basic Bitch.
2018-08-0200 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP11: Mike Tyson's Punch Out (NES) Review - I'll Eat Your ChildrenBrian and Jesse fight their way to Mike Tyson ... and lose. But hey, don't judge. You weren't even there! You didn't get hit with those punches!
2018-07-3100 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP13: Age Of Empires II, Duality, Free Will, And AyahuascaBrant, Chris, Jesse, and Matt finally unite forces to fight evil but instead mostly argue about the nature of dualism, free will, and drug use.
2018-07-2600 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP12: Pretty Boys, Child Separation, Drug LawsChris, Jesse, and Matt talk about hollywood pretty boys, the legality and moral issues of child separation at the border, and our drug laws.
2018-07-1600 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP10: Predator Reivew - Two Sexual Tyrannosauruses Just LIke UsBrian and Jesse become sexual Tyrannosauruses and review one of the greatest movies ever made ... Predator!
2018-07-1300 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP11: Catfishing Trump And Sexy TimeLet me tell you a story about being catfished. Trump or Obama? Is Tenacious D great? And we impress with our knowledge of the sex.
2018-07-0200 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP9: TMNT 2 Arcade (NES) Review - 2 Foot, 1 ClanBrian and Jesse revisit The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, Arcade Game.
2018-06-2200 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP10: San Diego, Guns and Blunder, Trump And Star WarsChris returns after his blissful week of vacation from San Diego. He unleashes a holy storm of wrath against guns and gun rights. He unleashes his goblin hoard of large biblical words against trump, as he prepares for his showdown against Jesse "the Barbarian" Duckworth on next weeks episode. Matt sits idly by as he prepares Chris for the coming battle and light heartily brings up Han Solos death in Star Wars VII (couldn't even give the man a noble death). Tune in for this weeks epic portrayal of genius thought, or you could just hit play so at least...
2018-06-1700 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP8: The Running Man Review - We Love This Podcast, We're gonna make it a part of you!Brian and Jesse study the possible future of America by watching The Running Man.
2018-06-1500 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP7: Dragon Warrior (NES) Review - Who's Your Daddy?Brian and Jesse go back and explore a childhood favorite. Dragon. Warrior.
2018-06-0700 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP6: The Dark Crystal - Henson Does Skeksis GelflingsBrian and Jesse explore the Gelflings
2018-05-3100 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP9: Chris' Super Big Words, Relationship Advice, and Race and WokenessRampant Speculation EP9: Chris' Super Big Words, Relationship Advice, and Race and Wokeness by Asinine Media
2018-05-3000 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP8: Taxes, Trade, and Flat EarthRampant Speculation EP8: Taxes, Trade, and Flat Earth by Asinine Media
2018-05-2900 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP7: Getting Hit By A Car, Ghosts, And Internet AssholesMatt talks about his experience of getting hit by a car. Thanks Trump!
2018-05-2700 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP5: Super Mario Bros 2 (NES) Review - Unmasking Super Mario Bros. 2Brian and Jesse pull the mask off of Mario 2 and panic!
2018-05-2300 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP4: Aliens Review - It's Game Over, Man!Brian and Jesse review Aliens, the amazing follow up to Alien. Thank God for Sigourney Weaver and Michael Biehn.
2018-05-1700 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP3: The Legend of Zelda (NES) Review - One Blue Ring to Rule Them AllBrian and Jesse get nostalgic about The Legend of Zelda.
2018-05-1000 min
DarkTree MediaJLB 2 w/ Horde - Trystan - Football And FortniteJesse the Literate Barbarian interviews his second son, Trystan.
2018-05-0500 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP2: Conan the Barbarian Review - The Riddle of SteelBrian and Jesse dissect the greatest movie of all time ... Conan the Barbarian. Do you know What is best in life?
2018-05-0300 min
DarkTree MediaTree of Woe EP1: Intro - Come to Us Doom's ChildrenIntroduction to the Tree of Woe Podcast, a place where Brian and Jesse review NES games and Retro Fantasy and Sci-Fi movies. Or as we like to call it, heaven.
2018-05-0300 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP6: Road Rage, Ready Player One, Facebook, the Matrix, & The Nextflix AbyssGet the *&#% outta here! We all know you have road raged at someone in your time. It gets the best of us, just like our little simulated lives. Dive into this episode as we review the new Movie and book, Ready Player One. Do you believe the world is ready for virtual reality? We dive into our take on this during the episode. Also, you wont want to miss out on our new segment. Netflix Abyss...No longer shall you have to scroll for hours to find one damn show to watch. We will recommend them for you, so you...
2018-04-1800 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP5: Trippin in the rainforest,Tornadoes, Conspiracies, & Lord Of The RingsYOU SHALL NOT PASS, on this great episode of tripping balls in the Rain Forest. 1 nerd vs 2 hobbit hating nerdbags, will have you asking yourself a very vital question, what in the same hell are you doing listing to these guys! Stay tuned as this is sure to be a windy ride!
2018-04-1600 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP4: Super Valcanoes, Black Holes, Space, Nukes, Trump, & EternityBoom goes the volcano during this conversation about the Yellowstone National Park. When will it explode, what evidence do we have, and is there actual proof that it has awoken from its slumber...Well hopefully we can figure out how a black hole works by then so we can just transport the Global ending volcano to space! But then, what exactly is a black hole. We try to explain all of these scientifically while erring on the light side with a little President Trump humor...All in good fun. So tune is as we lift off and travel across the...
2018-04-1100 min
DarkTree MediaJLB 1 w/ Horde - Aaliyah - The Differences Between Boys And GirlsA discussion with my 6 year old daughter about the differences between girls and boys.
2018-04-0500 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP3: Zombies, Earth & AliensThe Earth is Flat, and you will like it! Matt and Chris bring Jesse Duckworth on to discuss the crazy Flat Earth Theories and the crazy support they have from media superstars. If a flat earther was a zombie what would be your weapon of choice to take them down? Stupidity can only go so far! Tune it to the Speculation as the team takes on the dark side of the force, well ghosts that is. Catch you on the flip side!
2018-04-0400 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP2: Guns, Games & ArmageddonDive into this episode with Matt Scarlett and guest Jesse Duckworth from (Round Earthers Society) as they discuss the countries hottest topic, GUNS! Also, they dive into the random universe of the gaming to discuss RPG's and every ones favorite hero, Link! Also, if that wasn't enough, they dive down the rabbit hole to ponder the end of all times. And yes its coming, like really soon, you'll have to listen to find out doomed you really are!
2018-03-2600 min
DarkTree MediaRampant Speculation EP1: Harry Crack Pot PotterheadHave you ever asked those philosophical what if theories about the Harry Potter world? If you have, you need to take a listen to this. Matt and Chris will discuss whether or not wizards are racist, or who would win an actual all out war? Wizards or humans...What house would Kim Kardashian be in and is Obi Wan Kenobi a Slytherian? Come check out our wild but grounded theories. Only on Rampant Speculation.
2018-03-2500 min