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The Important QuestionsEpisode 53 - March SadnessOur four dumb asses are back in our seats for your quarterly allotment of comedy. We can't wait for you to hear June's episode. But here we are and here's what you got.Warm Up: How would you respond to a guy sending your girl a mermaid emoji?How difficult is it to sell knives?What are some good and lesser-known food combinations?Midshow Pt 1: Ranking sparkling watersActual Midshow - RANT: Pokemon actually blows.If your pants pockets had video game inventory logic, what things would you carry around?Is the shopping cart theory true? Do...2025-03-181h 31
The Important QuestionsEpisode 52 - Quantum Gun Theory But For Shitting YourselfGet used to sporadic episodes! Smitty and Rico are full time dads which is a lot different of a lifestyle than what we started with back in 2016. But when we get back together there's magic and a whole lot of complaints about society. Here's what we got this episode:Intro: Do you use the 1-ply toilet paper barrier on public toilets?How would you feel gifting or receiving a pubic manicure gift?What are our predictions and manisfestations for 2025?Would you use an Epipen-style medicine to prevent pants shitting?Post Theme: The Wiener Mobile driver's salary2025-01-211h 07
The Important QuestionsEpisode 51 - The Halloween Episode That Gets Released Way Later Than is Appropriate Because Our Schedule Is Fucking StupidThe title may be misleading. This episode is VERY loosely Halloween related thanks to our listener GLINKO STINKO and his question around Halloween. Also, it's our pleasure to officially publish the location of our prior show. If you're a fan of the current show, a selection of our old show is available minus bonus episodes and the (very terrible) first 25 episodes. Enjoy several hours of content. Link below. Here's what we got this week. Intro Part 1: When are you releasing more goddamn content?Intro Part 2: Do you pee dick out only or balls out too?Intro...2024-12-021h 18
The Important QuestionsEpisode 50 - Shrimp Alfredo In My PocketsFor episode 50 we got slice of life shit, humorous shit, and real shit. Everything you've come to love in our show all wrapped up in our halfway to 100 episode. Here's what we got this week:Intro: If you had to combine shrimp and marshmallow into a palatable dish, what would you make?What cryptid would taste the best?What is the best season?Midshow: Brilliant Ideas - Refrigerated PocketsWhat places have specific smells to them and what specifically makes them smell that way?Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows...2024-11-1859 min
The Important QuestionsEpisode 49 - Zero Percent ChanceEver wonder what your odds are of surviving various animal attacks? We got you covered using the most advanced scientific data to date to break down your odds! And we found out after the fact that bismuth is the active metal ingredient in Pepto Bismol. That's the 'Bismol' part of it. Here's what we got this week:Intro: Would we join Scott's "poop band"?What animals could we beat in a fight?When does a branding cross-over go too far?Is jacking off overrated or underrated?How would you try and convince people that you were...2024-11-111h 30
The Important QuestionsEpisode 48 - Bless This MessThis episode is exclusively for mall-walkers in wind breakers getting their steps in. Everyone else, see you next time. This is what we got for you.Intro: Are there any microwavable meals that don't suck?What would be the best unorthodox bathroom decorations?How are malls still in operation?Midshow: I Saw a Guy Midshow Pt II: Dave's Letters to the Editor - Reprise of that expletive product slogan question.If money wasn't an issue, what would your dream job be?Post Theme: The Cat Stroller & Dr. Doug wants to ride bikesAsk us...2024-11-041h 30
The Important QuestionsEpisode 46 - Smitty Smells ShittyWake, puke, brush, chug milk, repeat. Here's episode 46's shit:Intro: How long would you have to fart one continuous fart before you call an ambulance?How can you spruce up and add value to your property or living space?Why do men get pee-shy? What else could you not do with people watching you?What traveling food trucks could replace the ice cream man?Post Theme: Smitty Smells ShittyAsk us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts...2024-10-281h 41
The Important QuestionsEpisode 45 - Storage WhoresIf you enjoy drinking milk, learning about milk, milk talk, and all things milk - then we're happy to announce that MILK TALK IS BACK. Here's what we got this week (also Rico is back).Intro - would you get a pitcher of milk?What is the tier list of meats?What is the scariest piece of media you've consumed?Midshow: Funny or Dumb - Smitty and Dave's Wives' BreakdownsShould you get into storage unit auctioning?What are some unconventional things to put in a smoker?Ask us your own important questions or comment...2024-10-211h 30
The Important QuestionsEpisode 44 - The Emergency BBQ HotlineI told you I'd upload multiple episodes. Dave always delivers. Here's what you can expect in these next 70 to 80 something minutes.Intro: How well could you pull of a microwaved steak dinner?What is soup?Would you kill E.T with a hammer?Have you seen a Cybertruck in the wild yet?How do people tolerate living in cities?What's the best combo of safety, effectiveness, and fun in weed killing?Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact...2024-10-141h 16
The Important QuestionsEpisode 43 - Urinal TechnologyI, once again, have to remind everyone: my upload schedule, our recording schedule, and et cetera et cetera is now under new management. I can do whatever I want. So I decided this week to be generous and release multiple episodes. Today's release is episode 43, so please enjoy. Intro: Why do we also pick the wrong lines?What things have you tried to get into but could not?How far would you get from home at age 10 in a real Pokemon universe?Midshow: RANT - Urinal anglesWhat the awkward middle steps of evolutions?Ask...2024-10-141h 16
The Important QuestionsEpisode 42 - The Old Man SpecialIt's episode 42 for real now. Recorded back in May, yet these topics are so evergreen that no amount of 4 months can make it not topical anymore. Here's what we got for you this week.What can be done about teenagers?How have you noticed yourself becoming your parents?Midshow: They Did the Math - The Fart LimitHow could moshing be marketed as exercise?Klem Stump's Voicemail about pet namesPost Theme: What is the worst theoretical house pest?Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line...2024-09-041h 36
The Important QuestionsEpisode 47 - That's Right, 47. Not 42. I Can Do Whatever I Want.This is episode 47. I don't have to release episodes in order. I can release 55 next week and you'd just have to deal with it. So here's the 47th episode topics.1) Intro: Happy beauthday to Beau.2) Where is the worst place to piss your pants?3) How effective would a product be if they just advertised using expletive slogans?4) What is the most unorthodox high snack?5) Post Theme: Glinko's question about the flavor of teeth.Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows...2024-08-191h 27
The Important QuestionsEpisode 41 - TimWe welcome you to join our dinosaur discovery pact. To learn more, listen to the episode. All listeners should commit to our dinosaur discovery pact to better our chances of a new dinosaur discovery. Here's what we got this week. ALSO RICO IS BACK.1) Warm Up: What would you name a new dinosaur discovery?2) Smitty bitches about the cyber truck.3) What's the coolest thing a shitty person did?4) Midshow - Rant: Is That Asshole the Asshole?5) Midshow - Antirant: Mulch 6) What would be the coolest...2024-08-051h 38
The Important QuestionsEpisode 40 - Peach Cream & FillingWe're back. You know we couldn't leave you. We love you so much. And we got the following stupid topics for you this week:1) Warm Up (From Glinko): How much money would you need to let your parents read your search history out loud?2) Are you obligated to give gifts to people you don't know that well?3) Funny or Dumb Midshow: Fart Chips4) How would you utilize bathroom telepathy?5) Smitty Presents: "I Know That Guy"6) Dave Presents: "The Dick Finder App"Ask...2024-07-241h 30
The Important QuestionsPoo CrimesBy popular demand, Poo Crimes bonus episode is now free to listen to for everyone! Listen to 3 real stories of crimes based around poo. 1) The Mad Pooper2) The Bowel Movement Bandit3) Russian Poop Cannon2024-07-241h 02
The Important QuestionsEpisode 39 - A Boy 4 Foot Monitor Lizard Named SueThis is the part where Dave writes the questions and stuff, but I'm phoning it in really fuckin' hard. There's questions about pet names, chores, and I think being in pain. Oh but the important part, the Patreon is shutting down and we're moving to episodes every other Tuesday going forward because life is busy and it's been tough going at the rate we've been going for a long time. We love you fans a ton, and we hope you understand. If not, we're still not gonna do anything about it. 2024-03-191h 49
The Important QuestionsEpisode 38- Rico's "financial advice" pt 2Can you guess that I couldn't come up with another title? Dave is off this week so Scott is at the helm doing his best. I apologize in advance for any missed noises, mic stand bumps, or nonstop orgasms that may occur. Don't worry, 'ol Davey-boy called his question in, so you still get a taste of all 4 of us. Open wide, here is what we got for ya:Intro: What is the best/worst occasion to take someone to Cracker Barrel?Rico asks: "What are some inventions that are sweet and cool and yea, that's what I...2024-03-121h 07
The Important QuestionsEpisode 37 - No Love for Grandpa JoeThis week, we're once again tackling current events. Nothing in this world is more timely than talking through Charlie Bucket's jerk ass grandparents. Here's what we got this week.Intro: Why do crinkle cut carrots suck so bad?What do you think about regularly that has no bearing on life?Midshow: Funny or Dumb - GarfieldHow do you make sports more enjoyable for people who hate sports?How would you go about living in the Bucket grandparents' bed for 20 years?Post Theme: Glinko FartsAsk us your own important questions or comment on our...2024-03-051h 38
The Important QuestionsEpisode 36 - A Large Episode the Size of a Small Episode (AKA Death & Dicks)All 4 idiots are back to give you an episode that's as decent as being naked while wearing socks. And here's what we got this week.What are some of the dumbest concepts for horror movies?Why do you feel more naked when you're wearing only socks?Midshow: They Did the Math - Poop LengthHow do you think you'll die?How would penis enlargement have to be presented to not appear as a scam? Would you legitimately want penis enlargement if it met the right conditions?Ask us your own important questions or comment on...2024-02-201h 10
The Important QuestionsEpisode 35 - Did You Remember to Wipe, Big Dog?Smitty has Covid. Rico hasn't slept. Dave has half a turd in your asscheeks. And we're ready to bring you the best show you've ever heard this Tuesday. Rico calls in because he needed a nap. Here's what we got this week.Intro: Is Scott unable to please a woman? (From Glinko)Who has the weirdest nipples? Also what is the meaning of the pooniverse; the universe made of poo?Can you interpret Dave's poop dream?Funny or Dumb: Scott's Brother/Big DogHow does one become more interesting or smart?How long could you survive inside...2024-02-131h 22
The Important QuestionsEpisode 34 - What's the Deal With That I GuessThis week we all tossed in some questions we were very hesitant about. Pretty much every question is just a statement followed by "what's the deal with that". So i ask you, what's the deal with that? Did we give up already or have we been phoning it in since episode 16? Here's a look at this week's topics:Intro: What are you always losing?What's the deal with "I 2024-02-061h 05
The Important QuestionsEpisode 33 - Animal Facts You Didn't NeedThis week we give you some amazing facts and talk about Shaq's penis size towards the tail end of the episode. All that to say - this is our peak. This is our bread and butter. This is stuff you would be ashamed to tell your family and friends that you listen to - which is why word of mouth has gotten us nowhere. Here's what we got this week:Intro: Would you engage in sensual sexual relations with a consenting mermaid?What are the benefits of breathing out of your asshole, which is scientifically possible?Is $20 the...2024-01-231h 17
The Important QuestionsEpisode 32 - Listener Submissions Part 1Through the magic of our text/voicemail line and Twitter, some listeners have inspired us to ask and answer questions that are entirely your own. For today's very special episode, we take those questions and address them with our brilliant, huge brains.Orgasm, sneezing, q-tipping an ear, scratching an itch, and farting. Which two would be the best to occur at the same time?What are some of the worst dates you've been on?Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?Call in: What's your best fart story?Text/Twitter Shit: What's the best apple?If your penis is...2024-01-1645 min
The Important QuestionsEpisode 31 - Smitty Depresses Everyone (Again) With a Question About Dystopian Technology (Again) Reprise - My Cum Sock's Financial AdviceHow's that title for a title? Never thought I could cram so much into a title. But in spite of the title, the episode isn't just about Smitty dragging us into another dystopian scenario as he lashes himself later on in the episode for it. But rather we return to 2024 in perfect form with talk of farts, fluids, and eating delicious frogs with honey mustard. Here's what we got this week.Intro: What's the best scented candle?What would you do if you had a one-off fart that sounded exceptionally strange?Where have you drawn the line on...2024-01-091h 23
The Important QuestionsEpisode 30 - Taylor Swift's Financial AdviceSorry for taking last week off. If it's any consolation, get used to it because we're on break after this week for the holidays. We're coming back 1/9/2024 - so try to survive best you can until then. Here's what we got this week.What got you made fun of the hardest in school?What are some small optimizations you make in life?Midshow: Rico's Letters to the Editor + Rant - National AnthemWhat is the biggest food crime you've ever seen committed?How do you explain that a family member has become a hot dog? (and the souvenir question...2023-11-211h 25
The Important QuestionsEpisode 29 - Rico's Financial "Advice"DISCLAIMER: RICO'S ADVICE SHOULD ABOSLUTELY BE TAKEN AND HIS FINANCIAL DECISIONS ARE SOUND AND GOOD TO FOLLOW.Here's what we got this week.Intro: If you used a construction site's port-a-potty, would anyone say anything?What are you proud of?How much do you do for certain holidays?What item on the Cheesecake Factory menu seems the most suspicious when a word is in quotations?What are some things that took you too long to discover?Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts...2023-11-071h 19
The Important QuestionsEpisode 28 - Raging, Screaming, and HalloweeningThis is our pre Halloween episode, and we incredibly loosely allude to it at least a few times to get you into the spooky spirit. HEY....AND THAT GIVEAWAY. READ THIS. FREE BONUS EPISODE TO ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO CALLS OR TEXTS A QUESTION INTO THE SHOW BY 10/31. Here's what we got this week.Warm Up: What Halloween candy is the best? Why do certain households give away office supplies?Which Wizard of Oz character got screwed over the hardest?What lies do we put up with?Midshow: RANT - Tee Shirt Logo EditionWhat was the last piece of technology...2023-10-241h 45
The Important QuestionsEpisode 27 - AsstrophysicsHappy Tuesday to everyone reading and listening. Dave is away at a client meeting today and wishes you to wish him well. But even if he crashes and burns and reveals he's an imposter that knows nothing about the field he works in, he has you all - the adoring fans. Here's what we got this week.Warm Up: What's the best thing to do with $20 you've found on the ground?Would you clone yourself?What is something that is perfect and cannot be improved?Midshow: They Did The Math - Farting to the MoonDo you have any irrational fears...2023-10-171h 47
The Important QuestionsEpisode 26 - The Reality of OrgiesWe are about to take away all the magic that you thought came with a massive orgy in this episode. You thought it was all fun, but the reality is the whole thing is an ordeal with drama like you've never seen. So if you're an orgy-lover, reconsider this week's listen. However, if you're wanting to get deep into the lore of orgies, this week we got you.Warm Up: Is the sneezing tradition weird?What activities would draw you to go to an adult summer camp?Midshow - Rant: Christmas EditionHow would life change as a man if we...2023-10-106h 12
The Important QuestionsEpisode 25 - Kibbles 'N PissWe're back for an October full of Tuesdays. 5 whole Tuesdays means 4 regular episodes and a bonus for your paid subscribers (who we love significantly more than non paid subscribers). This week, Rico was taking a fat shit, so here's what we got without him.Warm Up: How did Dave gain weight after pooping?Could you make a passable meal using pet food?Midshow - Funny or Dumb: Smitty Smells & Thick PissAre the Minions here forever?What's on the smash/pass list at a typical potluck?Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google...2023-10-031h 22
The Important QuestionsEpisode 24 - StinkDave is having an incredibly busy week this week with work and wants your pity. Please send your pity by listening to our show and enjoying this week's episode that we worked so hard over for several minutes. Here's what we got this week.Warm Up: What would be the most ridiculous, mandatory question to ask as part of a job interview?How would you measure how badly things stink and what would be on the stink scale?Would you do [insert sexual act] in order to save your dying friend's life?Midshow: Ask the Fuckin' Boys - Bra Size +...2023-09-191h 26
The Important QuestionsEpisode 23 - The Important Questions (Deep Fried & Dusted With Powdered Sugar)It's been two long weeks since you've last pleasured your ears with our show. Bonus episode week came and went and then Labor Day came and went and we took the week off. But we always come back from the store with milk, cigarettes, and loosely placed tamales. Here what we have this week.Warm Up: What's the weirdest thing you can have for breakfast?What is the cool to dickhead ratio for different names?What's the worst part of living in a world that's overly bureaucratic?Midshow: The Turkeydick Write InWhich apocalyptic event would you want to be your...2023-09-121h 23
The Important QuestionsEpisode 22 - The Sheau for Beau, Glinko, and Riceau4 weeks in a row without a bonus episode and one long ass month later, here's episode 22. For you paid listeners, we love you tenderly and you'll be treated next week. Here's what we got this week.Warm Up: How often do you shit?What movies have aged better as time has passed?Could you take care of a horse if one was dropped off at your house?Midsheau: On Trial - The Best LawyerWhat is the worst online take or opinion you've ever seen?Do rich people actually hunt the most dangerous game?Ask us your own important questions or...2023-08-221h 40
The Important QuestionsEpisode 21 - Fancy Like a Rusty TrampolineHello new subscribers from our Overcast ad. Thanks for clicking that ad and sticking around for awhile. To the rest of you who have been around awhile already, we hope you're ready for that ol' reliable Tuesday show you've grown to love so fondly and tenderly. Here's what we got this week.Warm Up Listener Question: What is the best night of sleep you can get outside of your bed?What should you do when people try to have conversation with you in a bathroom?What did you incorrectly think was luxurious as a kid?Midshow - On Trial: Mayo...2023-08-151h 37
The Important QuestionsEpisode 20 - Our Canadian FriendThis week is incredibly special, because we are finally welcoming our first ever (non bonus episode) guest! Host of TPTV on Twitch, the world's greatest Canadian: Ben Pants! And this week, we're bringing a nice Canadian flare to our already outstanding show.Warm Up: How often do you record?What pisses you off?Has the internet become less useful over time?Midshow: Letters to the Editor - Dwarf Fortress What rituals do you do in day to day life?(Non Question Bit) Ben's Take on CanadaWhat choice would you make in Sophie's Choice?What's the worst thing you'd put ketchup...2023-08-082h 03
The Important QuestionsEpisode 19 - Lessons With ThaddeusIt's August (if you can believe it) and we're ready to hit you with a month of powerful episodes. Here's what we got this week.Warm Up: If you had 15 seconds to broadcast a message to the entire world, what would you say? (Special thanks to Mike from Lessons With Mike for this one).What are the best common ways to commit time fraud?What device would be the hardest to use if you had to suck it off to use it?Midshow: Wikihow - Taxidermy & Lap DancesIs peanut butter a liquid? Also, what is a liquid?How long is...2023-08-011h 20
The Important QuestionsEpisode 18 - That Podcast ShitNo funny intro in the show notes this week. All the funny content is inside the show itself. But I will plug our bonus episode next week. It's $1 per month on Patreon to get it, and this upcoming one is a good one. Here's what you can look forward to in our show:Warm Up: What do you do with bugs in your house?What's the deal with companies that go out of their way to appear edgy?How much buttcrack showing is acceptable? Would you want to know if your buttcrack was showing?Midshow - LIGHTNING ROUNDWhat are the...2023-07-181h 30
The Important QuestionsEpisode 17 - Rico Pigeonholes the PodcastAfter a nice long 2 week hiatus (which was only 1 week due to the holiday if you buy our bonus episodes) we are back!!! That's right - the four Acolytes of Knowledge have returned to answer life's most important questions. As we approach 20 episodes of our show, I just want to casually remind you to spread our show to other idiots who may like this show. Here's what we got for you this week.Warm Up: Could you make a decent meal with only gas station foods? And what ingredient do you always have in your kitchen?Is there anything adding...2023-07-111h 27
The Important QuestionsEpisode 16 - Become Ungovernable Flush your waste. Don't be an asshole. Here's what we got this week!Warm Up: Do you flush urinals?What are some design flaws of the human body?What would men carry in their purses?Midshow FUNNY OR DUMB: "The Shitter"What do you judge your neighbors for?Is there such a thing as appropriate or inappropriate conversation with dinner?Post Theme: What does Rico think about a warm glass of milk?Give us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations. If...2023-06-201h 27
The Important QuestionsEpisode 15 - Totally Not Episode FourSo right in the intro of this episode, you'll hear something along the lines of "we're four episodes deep" and that's because this here was the original episode four of our show! Due to Zencastr fucking our collective butts, our files were sliced and diced and otherwise made inconvenient to piece back together. Due to the miracle of Scott and his loads of free time, we have spliced this episode back together painstakingly to give you content on a week where we were too damn busy to record an episode. Here's the shitshow for the week:Is it worse to...2023-06-131h 36
The Important QuestionsEpisode 14 - 100% Fresh Content, 100% Recycled ContentToday's episode features a good shouting match on an incredibly dumb debate - that's some stuff you never want to miss. We debate the hell out of the dumbest topics for our (and your) pleasure. Here's what we got this week.Warm up: Would you rather bathe in hot dog water or eat a hot dog boiled in bath water?Why am I the bad guy if I ask who is farting on an airplane?What are some ways to exploit having a new child?Would you date or befriend a sentient, floating pair of boobs?What careers would be...2023-06-061h 11
The Important QuestionsEpisode 13 - Tickle My Elmo & Gargle My BallsShortly after the recording of this week's episode, Smitty, Scott, and Rico all changed their mind on their determination of the 'Funny or Dumb' segment which is definitely funny and maybe even hilarious. Many are saying that. Many good people. And although 13 is unlucky, we feel today is your lucky day because you get to hear us finally hash out why yelling SUCK MY BALLS is a better insult that FIST MY ANUS. I know you've always wondered. Here's the topics this week. Is it weird to ask for a bite of other peoples' food?What video game do you...2023-05-231h 10
The Important QuestionsEpisode 12 - The Title of This Episode is CooterToday we attack the old. There's many reasons we could have done it, but their pronunciations and lack of technological smarts is the target. All that and......all this:Warm Up: What is with people that can't believe the day or the month?What are some of the stupidest pronunciations?Could you eat one thing for the rest of your life?Funny or Dumb: Glinko Part IIWhat's the opinion on people that play music on their phones in public bathrooms?What are the best and worst fast food places?Postshow: Old PeopleGive us a rating on your podcast directory of...2023-05-161h 30
The Important QuestionsEpisode 11 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING???OH BOY IT WAS HOT YESTERDAY BUT NOW THE FORECAST SAYS IT'S GONNA GET COLD AGAIN. YEAH YOU IDIOT, THAT'S CALLED SPRING. HOW CAN ANYBODY NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YET? Small talking weather is fine. Acting shocked when the temperature changes day to day is incredibly stupid. And I am here to plead my case this episode that you should already be used to this. Here are the topics this week.Warm up: What is with people that seemingly can't believe the weather?What is the worst type of mess to clean?In a world where AI takes over most jobs...2023-05-091h 13
The Important QuestionsEpisode 10 - Baconator® Levels Decreasing!!!We got a show so jam packed with questions that are so incredibly important. It's gonna be a long show, so grab a Baconator® for those much needed listening calories. Here is what we have on the schedule.Warm up 1: If I was in need of a Baconator®, would you buy me one?Warm up 2: How would you push out a T-shaped poop?Rico tries a stupid question.What is the line in the sand when eating bizarre foods?Which of the Jackass Forever ball-torture methods would be the easiest to endure?Midshow On Trial: Gorilla vs. Bear and Lemon vs...2023-05-021h 35
The Important QuestionsBonus Episode April 2023 - REAL OR FAKEPartially because we're in the midst of an ad run, and partially because we love you all deeply, the first ever bonus episode of The Important Questions is a public resource for everyone to hear. Hopefully this will be the final straw that makes you realize you want to pay the $1 per month to receive an episode the last Tuesday of each month. Each bonus episode will be different, but they all will entertain. On today's bonus episode, we ask and answer only one question. How well can we differentiate a real from a fake news article in a competition...2023-04-2556 min
The Important QuestionsEpisode 9 - Peace Through Toe SuckingWe're back on this fine Tuesday and ready to share some solutions to life's most important questions. But before I hit those topics, this is the final reminder that next week is our first ever bonus episode. If you're not a $1 donor (see Patreon link below) then you will miss out on some incredible content. $12 a year for bonus content, and you make way more than that in even 1 hour of work. So donate that dollar, and we promise you'll have some good shit to show for it. Here's what we got going this week:Would you fuck an alien...2023-04-181h 05
The Important QuestionsEpisode 8 - Dildos and JamWelcome one and all to the 8th episode of our show. To all of our new Overcast subscribers, hey this is Dave and thank you and I love you. To all others, hey this is Dave and thank you and I love you. In just two weeks, our first bonus episode drops. If you're not a $1 tier donor on Patreon, then on April 25th you'll be devastated to find no new episode. But you know how to fix that. Anyways, here's the topics for the week:Warm Up Question: Could you eat so many pickles that your...2023-04-111h 22
The Important QuestionsEpisode 7 - From My Cold, Dead, Bathroom Attending HandsToday's artwork is brought to you by Scott - he can draw a hell of a Tik Tok, but can't keep his lines straight. This week we address the four most important topics yet - and by far. I think.What is the purpose of bathroom attendants? And what other unnecessary places can we stick attendants?What is proper waterpark etiquette?Funny or Dumb: Smitty's Pesto MommyWhat do you do or not do out of principle?How will our species be punished for our hubris? (Or are we...2023-04-041h 36
The Important QuestionsEpisode 6 - Dave's 7th DumpRecorded during Dave and Rico's norovirus saga, the Acolytes of Knowledge calmly and collectively discuss life's most important questions while holding back the destruction within their bowels. That is dedication. That is love for our audience. That is, honestly, super shitty. Here are our topics for the 6th episode.Warm Up: What is the severity of your response to how much someone has shat during the day?1) Have today's kids legitimately gotten worse?2) What are some 10/10 albums that Acolytes would recommend?Midshow Segment: On Trial - Sticky vs. Itchy/Cold vs. Hot3) If you could have an extra organ or...2023-03-281h 37
The Important QuestionsEpisode 5 - The Worst Show to Follow MilkOn your screen above this text is a nice juicy package on a well-known Marvel Cinematic Universe villain. Rocking a 6 pack over that package and a tightly fitting 'I'm With Stupid' shirt - you might wonder why the hell this sexy Thanos is displayed in this episode. Well one really stupid cohost is about to bear it all. Here is the topics for the show:1) What are some signs you are becoming the older generation?2) Assuming you could live forever, how long would you want to live?Mid Show Segment - Funny or Dumb Part I - Michael Jackson3) What...2023-03-211h 26
The Important QuestionsEpisode 4 - With Apologies to JG Wentworth (Call Now!)We told you we'd release on Tuesdays and by God we did it. Sticking to that weekly structure you know and love, building that rapport. All of that is almost as important as this week's questions....1) What is the most money you would spend on a short term experience?2) What is an incorrect view we had on something that was learned too late in life?3) What ads are you most susceptible to?4) What are some creative ways to ruin the moment during sex?-Give us a rating on your...2023-03-141h 05
The Important QuestionsEpisode 3 - The Gang Gets Sacrilicious Every week, The Acolytes of Knowledge seek to answer the most important questions in life. We answer them incredibly sufficiently. This episode, we will cover:1) What's the go-to dinner when you don't know what's for dinner?2) What are the people camping on stage performing?3) Did Jesus f*ck? (Censorship incase they don't like pushing shows with naughty descriptions). 4) Would you order milk at a fancy restaurant?5) Why are chairs and toilets so expensive?6) Listener Voicemail - What animal is scariest on coke?-Leave us a...2023-03-071h 22
The Important QuestionsEpisode 2 - Wagons In LoveEvery week, we seek to answer life's most important questions. This week, the questions are:1) What if all buttholes had labias?2) What would it be like if all inanimate objects were sexual beings?3) What midwestern style cuisine would offend high class elites?4) What would a modern cross country drive through the US attribute to a new Oregon Trail game?-Leave us a review on your podcast directory of choice. A show with reviews gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations.-Ask...2023-03-071h 26
The Important QuestionsTrailer!What's our show? It's 4 hosts and 4 questions every week!2023-03-0500 min
The Important QuestionsEpisode 1 - The Important PilotHello, and welcome to the first episode of this show. As far as comedy podcasts go, I've always had a little trouble getting past long ad breaks, cold opens that lack context, and feeling like I'm part of some inside joke I just don't get. Comedy can still have a structure, and a grab-bag style show doesn't have to be low effort. If you're listening long term, my goal for this show is to never sacrifice humor, but to always make sure the humor isn't without its context. So what is this show? The Important Questions is...2023-03-051h 02
Conversations with Sports FansEpisode 32 - Dave HolzmanOur guest this episode is former Ann Arbor News co-worker, Dave Holzman. A Michigan resident the vast majority of his life, Holzman is a Michigan State University graduate, a big Spartans fan, as well as a supporter of the Detroit Tigers and Lions. Our conversation takes us from his poor timing arriving on campus (a year after the Spartans won Big 10 football, basketball, and baseball championships as well as the NCAA baketball title) to his time as a journalist, first in Chillicothe, OH, and then in Ann Arbor where he worked the sports and news desks on some of...2022-12-221h 00
The Empire Builders Podcast#047: Whole Foods – How passion became an empireWhole Foods was founded in 1980 as a 10,500-foot location in Austin, TX. Thirty-seven years later, in 2017, Amazon bought it for $13.8B. Discover what made it attractive to Amazon.
Dave Young:
Welcome to the Empire Builders podcast, teaching business owners the not so secret techniques that took famous businesses from mom and pop to major brands. Stephen Semple is a marketing consultant, story collector, and storyteller. I’m Stephen’s sidekick and business partner, Dave Young. Before we get into today’s episode, a word from our sponsor, which is, well it’s us, but we’re highlig...2022-05-0414 min
Strive to Thrive : The Purposely Positive PodcastStrive to Thrive - The Purposely Positive Podcast - March for motivation - Going from turmoil to triumph!In this first episode of "March for motivation," Tony Wechsler interviews Dave Sanderson on how to take your life from turmoil to triumph. Dave has an amazing story to tell, which includes how moments matter in you life. On January 15, 2009, Flight 1549 from New York City to Charlotte, North Carolina struck a flock of birds shortly after take-off, losing all engine power. Unable to reach any airport for an emergency landing, pilots Chesley Sullenberger and Jeffrey Skiles glided the plane safely into the Hudson River off Midtown Manhattan. This water landing of a powerless jet became known as the “Miracle on...2021-03-0436 min
Download Top Full Audiobooks in Science Fiction & Fantasy, Paranormal[Spanish] - Nuestra parte de noche by Mariana EnriquezPlease visithttps://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/576387to listen full audiobooks.
Title: [Spanish] - Nuestra parte de noche
Author: Mariana Enriquez
Narrator: Mara Brenner
Format: Unabridged Audiobook
Length: 23 hours 14 minutes
Release date: January 11, 2021
Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.77 of Total 26
Ratings of Narrator: 4.5 of Total 2
Genres: Paranormal
Publisher's Summary:
Un padre y un hijo atraviesan Argentina por carretera, desde Buenos Aires hacia las cataratas de Iguazú, en la frontera norte con Brasil. Son los años de la junta militar, hay controles de soldados armados y tensión en el ambiente. El hijo se llama Gaspar y el padre trata de protegerlo del...2021-01-1111h 14
The Chicago Bullseye Podcasts – Chicago BullseyeChicago Bullseye 446 – Interview with Bulls Outsider Big Dave WatsonSee Red Fred @cbefred interviews Bulls Outsider Big Dave Watson on a variety of topics.
0-4:20 See Red Fred on Waddle & Silvy 4.17.20
6:17 AK for the Sevens
8:57 Head Coach and General Manager
11:20 The top 3 Moves of Pax
17:50 Big Dave doesn’t like Scott Skiles
19:45 Rose over Beasley
21:21 Core Four Discussion
34:00 The Last Dance
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2020-04-1800 minThe Chicago Bullseye Podcasts – Chicago BullseyeChicago Bullseye 446 – Interview with Bulls Outsider Big Dave WatsonSee Red Fred @cbefred interviews Bulls Outsider Big Dave Watson on a variety of topics.
0-4:20 See Red Fred on Waddle & Silvy 4.17.20
6:17 AK for the Sevens
8:57 Head Coach and General Manager
11:20 The top 3 Moves of Pax
17:50 Big Dave doesn’t like Scott Skiles
19:45 Rose over Beasley
21:21 Core Four Discussion
34:00 The Last Dance
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2020-04-1800 min
Blank is the KillerPumpkin Harvest IIHere’s a list of all the movies brought up in this second annual Blank is the Killer Pumpkin Harvest: RIPE:Cam (2018) directed by Daniel Goldhaber The Clovehitch Killer (2018) directed by Duncan Skiles Coherence (2013) directed by James Ward Byrkit Crystal Eyes (2017) directed by Ezequiel Endelman and Leandro Montejano Director’s Cut (2016) directed by Adam Rifkin The Eyes of My Mother (2016) directed by Nicolas Pesce The Fly (1986) directed by David Cronenberg House of Wax (2005) directed by Jaume Collet-Serra The House That Jack Built (2018) directed by Lars von Trier The L...2019-10-0110 min
Full - The Glenn Beck ProgramWall, Fence, Whatever It's a State of Emergency | Guests: Dave Isay & Jeffy Fisher | 1/8/19Hour 1
State of Emergency...you decide?...the #1 Problem since 9/11?...a wall would 'help'...wonder who's writing the President's speech tonight in the Oval Office? ...First ever Prime Time address to the Nation?...message: 'State of Emergency'?...security, drug trafficking, the Presidents last card?...wall, fence, whatever...a barrier is needed at the southern boarder ...Nuclear option(s)?...Best case scenarios?
Hour 2
Opioids and Heroin...Drugs are a Huge problem in our country...more people are killed from drugs then mass shootings...Caller Taylor: "Trump must build the wall to energized his base"...this was a 50/50 debate just years ago, now it...2019-01-082h 02
WZBD AudioWells County Coaches Show 3/12/18AJ Kalver and Kevin Beaty joined on the show by NCAA Basketball referee Steve Skiles2018-03-2055 min
Bola PresaPodcast Bola Presa - Edição 64Mais uma edição, mais papo sobre técnicos deixando suas equipes: tem Scott Skiles pulando fora do Magic por motivos de "porque sim" e Dave Joerger saindo do Grizzlies para tentar um relacionamento improvável com o Kings. Além disso, falamos bastante do Warriors chegando às Finais do Oeste após vencer seus jovens imitadores, das dúvidas possíveis sobre o Cavs após atropelar o Hawks, do horror que é ver Raptors e Heat, e palpitamos sobre a então não-acabada série entre Thunder e Spurs.
No Both Teams Played Hard, temos a pergunta sazonal sobre como nos...2016-05-141h 25
Chats From The DeckSnFRadio 2010 LIVE- Jeff Skiles- Miracle on the Hudson, Part 2In Part 2 of our chat with Jeff Skiles, SnFRadio Chairman, Dave Shallbetter, and co-host John Long chat with Jeff about what happened after ditching in the Hudson River.2010-05-0213 minChats From The DeckSnFRadio 2010 LIVE- Jeff Skiles- Miracle on the Hudson- Part 1In Part 1 of our 2 part interview, SnFRadio Chairman, Dave Shallbetter, & Co-Host John Long chat with Jeff Skiles, co-pilot of the Miracle on the Hudson ditching, about the flight, the bird strike and ditching...
Continued in part 2 2010-05-0211 minChats From The DeckMiracle on the Hudson Lands in Lakeland
‘MIRACLE ON THE HUDSON’ LANDS IN LAKELAND
SUN ’n FUN CAMPUS, LAKELAND, FL. – (Feb. 5, 2010) – Jeff Skiles, First Officer on US Airways Flight 1549 that safely landed in the Hudson River one year ago last month, will be a featured participant at this year’s SUN ’n FUN International Fly-In & Expo, which will be held April 13 – 18 at Lakeland Linder Regional Airport in Lakeland, Florida. Skiles, 49, was at the controls with Captain Chelsea Sullenberger when the Airbus A320 jet experienced multiple bird strikes and lost power to both engines shortly after taking off from New York City’s LaGuardia Airport on...2010-02-2303 min
DJ BOYKO 861451Radio Show 071 - NO SLEEP! - Dj Boyko #7101. Jon Flores feat. Jenry R - Lights of Love (Original mix)02. Moby - One Time We Lived_Sharooz Remix03. Mijail - Sleepwalker (Original Mix)04. Rod Debyser - Pink Feeling (Philippe B Remix)05. Breana Skiles, Dustin Skiles - A Little Love - Trevor Flynn Remix06. Sebastian Courtier & Houseshakers feat. Maxx Diago - Never Leave Me (Dave Ramone Remix)07. Slave, TD Max, Cosmogroove - Planet Earth (Cosmogroove & Pierdomenico Di Dionisio Mix)08. Andrey Fadeev - To The Stars (Original Mix)09. Lange Feat Sarah Howells - Let It All Out (Original Mix)10. Chephren Blake feat Meighan Nealon - Year After (Ken Loi Remix)11. Mhyst...2010-01-111h 00