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Underemployed97 - Sports' 50 Greatest Moments, Vol. I (The Hart Trophies)Fresh off being unqualified to talk about rap, David and Jack return to also be unqualified to talk about sports! The definitive list of the best athletic moments ever includes American basketball superiority over the French, fat-shaming men in authority, players calling teammates drunkards, coaches losing their minds, Shaq, a holiday celebrating fighting your neighbors, revealing celebrities you want to boink to a magazine for children, having an ear bitten off, and a surprising amount of Simpsons references.
2025-06-1945 minUnderemployed95 - The Best Rap Song Ever Bracket, Pt. 1 (Hart of the City) [Feat. G.O.Z.]As David and Jack eye the finish line of Underemployed, they answer the question the Dependents have been asking them for 7 years: "What's the best rap song of all-time, you dorks?" Well they finally answer it, along with one of the most qualified people to help: Acclaimed rap reviewer Gozie Okoro! Can "WAP" stand tall? Can "Man's Not Hot" pull of one of the greatest upsets ever? Is Shaquille O'Neal a better rapper than A$AP Rocky? Can David pull off one of the greatest troll picks of all-time? Will Jack let John Cena's recent turn to the dark...2025-04-081h 46Underemployed90 - The Trial of David Hart (feat. Joe "Peanut" Dweck)After years of hot takes, annoyance, loudness, it's time for one of the most pivotal moments in Underemployed's illustrious history: David Hart's trial. Can he and former guest Joe Dweck prove that he deserves to roam free with normies? Or will Jack prove that David is a danger to society's earholes and patience? Tune in to find out!
2024-10-2825 minUnderemployed91 - Episode 90?The trial of David Hart is still delayed, but Jack refuses to switch up the episode order, so here we are. Destiny's Daddies return to talk about their unintentional summer hiatus, including their travels to Maine, New Orleans, and Seattle; the global tech outage of July that led to chaos at Jack's job and last second flight adjustments, Kendrick Lamar being pegged for the Super Bowl halftime show (while Lil Wayne did not), nearly seeing Goldberg at a Patriots game, Steph Curry being the devil that sunk the French basketball team, and Backyard Baseball coming back. Plus hearing OutKast's...2024-09-1838 minUnderemployed89 - The Longest HartDavid is back behind bars after his bond was revoked for general annoyance. But he courageously talks about how it's led to him getting buffer and being rejected by every prison gang. He and Jack also discuss weddings and Emmys they went to, ripped pants, the Celtics are on the mountaintop while the Lakers ship be sinking, Joey Chestnut being removed from the biggest glizzy stage, and the Kendrick Lamar's Pop Out concert. Plus it's officially a #HotBoySummer with music, from Chappell Roan and Billie Eilish to Eminem and... Shaquille O'Neal. And in a bonus clip, Jack pays beautiful...2024-06-2633 minUnderemployed88 - #FreeDavidHartWith the trial of his life hanging over his head, David talks about the hard life being accused of felony silliness and shenanigans. They also go track-by-track on the Kendrick Lamar-Drake beef since they last talked about it, have a discussion on the NHL and NBA playoffs, Jack pays tribute to the Lakers for being the true 2023-2024 champions, trying to get Taylor Swift on the show, Jack is firmly pro-nepotism, and Caitlin Clark has ascended to absolute superstardom. Venmo Jack so he can put money in David's commissary.
2024-05-1745 minUnderemployed87 - State of the Show IIIDavid and Jack once again give an update on the state of the podcast and the goals they have for the future. Featuring an abundance of Gen Z slang (On God, FR FR) and the phrase "You'd have to imagine", a message about the future of the podcast, and David being locked away in prison on felony silliness charges, but not letting it keep him down.
2024-05-1512 minUnderemployed86 - The Tortured Podcasts DepartmentIf you're tired of listening to Taylor Swift's new album, how about some new Underemployed for your earholes? Jack and David return to talk about staring directly at a solar eclipse, the kidney stone-inducing amount of beef going on in the rap world (David actually is enjoying some Drake!), Jontay Porter is a dummy, trees that smell... weird, Jack went to WrestleMania in Philadelphia and got some amazing parking (plus friend of the show Colin Mackey is an amazing host.) Plus David pays tribute to his dear friend OJ Simpson, and Jack's coworkers think he looks like a predator...2024-04-2350 minUnderemployed85 - March Madness Mascot Melee VIIt's once again the March Madness bracket show that proudly boasts absolutely no college basketball analysis whatsoever! Cougars, cocks, hat salesmen, zippers, gatuhs, wolfpacks, and about 12 different teams that feature bulldogs as their mascots; David and Jack dive deep to find out which mascot of the 68 teams in the NCAA Men's D1 tournament would win this bizarre version of the Hunger Games. Also, there's a lot of Cajun Jack (and Cajun David).
2024-03-1958 minUnderemployed84 - Q&A VI: Henry Rizz-ingerY'all Q'd, we A'd. Despite Jack deleting the original recording a dumb-dumb, he and David are back to answer questions about when they knew they were destined for greatness, purchases if they became billionaires, the new Avatar series, dumb song lyrics, Muppets they'd hang with, Jack's coworker trying to paint him as a misogynist, why David's girlfriend is the best, and much more. Plus Jack wants a "Rasputin"-esque song written about him, David learned what "rizz" means, Jack keeps confusing Panic! at the Disco with Fall Out Boy, baseball is given its flowers, the Nickelodeon broadcast of the...2024-03-071h 04Underemployed83 - Our 6th Anniversary!It's that time of year again were Jack and David look back on the year that was, and look forward to the year that be. They talk about their most successful March Madness Mascot bracket ever, Jack getting a new name (and age), the Great Scott's Addition Gas Leak of 2023, David and Jack introducing Bethany to the world of coke rap, driving with your knees to spite the feds, Jack's passionate hatred of Virginia's new porn laws, David naming ladies DMX has boinked, and much more!
2024-02-0846 minUnderemployed82 - Knuck if You TuckIt's a new year, but Jack and David are still on their same old nonsense. David talks about the snow in Fredericksburg that led to Bethany having a roughly 6-hour work week, and the wild weather the area's seen this month. Jack talks about the bitter cold in Baltimore while he brought the heat by getting signs on TV at the Ravens game, including one that promoted his own TV station. Plus the potential Eminem-Taylor Swift Super Bowl matchup, David being wrong (and right) about Joe Flacco, the most electric playoff games they've ever been to, a soccer fan...2024-01-2731 minUnderemployed81 - The 6th Annual Undie AwardsIt's time once again for the award show that former President Obama once called "A blight on American freedom", the Undies! In a year dominated by the likes of Taylor Swift and George Santos to a lesser extent, David and Jack tip their cap(s that are hiding their receding hairlines) to a glorious 2023. From victimizing yourself after publishing a video of boinking in a senate hearing room, to Dan Snyder "finally getting his white wedding", the beautiful romance of Michael Jordan's son and Scottie Pippen's ex, and the passion for "Mambo No. 5" that nearly ruined a famous author's...2023-12-221h 00Underemployed80 - De Selby (Part 3)Jack and David talk about why they had an extended hiatus (and why they don't have a guest), before getting right back into form with David having beef with the NBA in-season tournament and the notion of Taylor Swift being the biggest musician in the world, Usher at the Super Bowl halftime show, and whether Cajun Jack will be included in Grand Theft Auto VI. Plus the boys saw Clipse in concert, and talk about their experience at the Kennedy Center, along with seeing a pre-teen full embracing the world of coke rap.
2023-12-0833 minUnderemployed79 - Rap’s 50 Greatest Moments, Vol. 2 (Hart Knock Life)Jack and David return to finish up their definitive list of hip-hop's greatest moments. Whether it be the joy brought from "WAP", DMX naming ladies he's boinked in a verse, R. Kelly getting maced, Drake's unintentional child reveal, John Cena becoming a rap legend, Shaq asking Kobe Bryant how his ass tastes, and things getting a little easier out here for a pimp, there's enough moments here to make you want to put back on your 5XL tall tee and get an ice cream tattoo on your face!
2023-09-081h 03Underemployed77 - BarbenployedenheimerThe heat is on, and so is Underemployed! David and Jack talk the knockout of the Women's World Cup team (including Jack's hot take on what cost them), August being the worst month ever, Phoenix being an affront to God, David's first ever Flying Squirrels game (and why the team has such a grip on Richmond), that time Bethany got a full night's sleep in the back of a Kia Soul, Jack's travel woes that involved him running through the Philadelphia airport, David's take on 'Barbie', and more!
2023-08-0932 minUnderemployed76 - Happy 35th Birthday, Travis!Jack and David have a lot to catch up on, from David's rain-soaked trip to Maine, to Jack getting a new name and age at a Richmond bar, plus the wonderful wedding of PJ Anderson and the amazing moment that almost was during the ceremony. Also, David's cat is a jerk, the heat and the haze across Virginia, Jack's penchant for getting music references in the news, Juvenile's Tiny Desk concert, Charles Barkley throwing people through windows, the hilarity that was 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather's beef, and Jack feels patriotic in his passionate fight against Virginia's new anti-porn laws!2023-07-1339 minUnderemployed75 - State of the Show IIDavid and Jack once again make their State of the Union address to the loyal Dependents, where they look back on the progress and history they've made in the past year, while setting themselves a lofty goal by the end of the decade. Also, Old Man David returns.
2023-06-1516 minUnderemployed73 - The Barry Bonds of PodcastsJack and David return to brag about the absolute raging success that was their NCAA Mascot Bracket (way better than most fools who picked a real one). Plus they talk David wanting steroids back in baseball, Jack's joy at the rebirth of the Lakers, David's Christ-like resurrection from COVID, the downfall of Dillon Brooks, the beauty of 'Cocaine Bear', Kia Souls being metaphorically bulletproof, the end of Dan Snyder, and more!
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Self As Lab Podcast12. Book: Overpowered - Martin BlankSummary notes and thoughts on the book Overpowered, by Martin Blank. Electromagnetic radiation is produced by nearly every electronic device in our lives now—basically anything that can communicate wirelessly. This book highlights the potential dangers of exposure to even low levels of electromagnetic radiation and will make you reconsider your relationship with your phone, Bluetooth headphones, and the world of smart devices.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Overpowered-Martin-Blank/dp/1609806204/To read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and co...2023-04-1229 minUnderemployed71 - Our Fif Anniversary!Delivering on promises made to you people, a wolf that was once a homeless man, a ruthless attack on David's medical ailments, the return of the Underemployed Curse, correctly picking the rise of the Jacksonville Jaguars, a tribute to Queen Lizzy, sports not mattering, and keeping your oven open. It was a wild year for Underemployed, and David and Jack recap the top moments in their anniversary special! Plus Jack is happy the Lakers didn't get Kyrie Irving, fine-tuning mac-and-cheese, an abundance of love for John Cena, and return of the supercut of one-liners at the end!
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Self As Lab Podcast11. Book: Never Split The Difference - Chris VossSummary notes and thoughts on the book Never Split the Difference, by Chris Voss a book that will help you understand how to become better at negotiation so that you can get a better salary, a better deal, and a better life. Get comfortable with being uncomfortable and learn how to negotiate from this former FBI lead hostage negotiator.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here.To read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and connect on twitter. If you enjoy this podcast please consider supporting it on...2023-01-1540 minUnderemployed70 - Ebony and Ivory and Ivory and Ivory (feat. Jessica Albert and Julie Sawitzky)Jack and David are joined by Jack's longtime friend, Underemployed superfan, and actual respected journalist Jessica Albert, along with mutual friend and friend of the show Julie Sawitzky! They discuss Jessica's long journey across various cities and stations in her career, from her time at JMU to ending up in Baltimore, despite not yet having a proper Bawlmur accent or pants with the Maryland flag on them, covering a Billie Eilish concert despite not knowing who she is, going to Disney World every weekend while working in Orlando, how they all became friends in the first place, David's mom...2023-01-101h 00Underemployed68 - Return of the MacFresh off another wonderful Jay-Z Day, Jack and David discuss their Thanksgivings, including how David now preps his mac and cheese, he goes in-depth on the World Cup and the U.S.'s loss to the Netherlands, as well as the future of the program, sports apparently matter again because the Lakers are playing well (with Jack seeing their dominating win against the Wizards in-person), David has flaming hot takes even by his absurdly high standards, legalizing prostitution, Virginia drivers are apparently ass, and they preview the Undie Awards. Also, sports actually don't matter because Aaron Judge didn't sign...2022-12-0828 minUnderemployed67 - Keep Your Oven OpenDavid and Jack talk about missing part of the Chris Rock show because they're idiots, David’s excited for the World Cup while Jack has a soft spot for Brazil, sports don't matter because the Lakers are mediocre, Jack likes Taylor Swift's new album while they talk about the shitshow of her concert tickets on sale through TicketMaster, Kanye can't even get into Sketchers, and News Jabs, with someone trying to sneak a gun through a raw chicken at an airport!
(Also, for legal purposes, don't actually keep your oven open.)
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Self As Lab Podcast10. Book: The Moral Case for Fossil Fuels - Alex Epstein (Part 2/2)Part 2 of 2. Summary notes and thoughts on the book The Moral Case for Fossil Fuels, by Alex Epstein. A book that is essential to understanding the importance of fossil fuels, and some of the drivers behind the climate debate.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here: https://amzn.to/3hk4H96To read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and connect on twitter. If you enjoy this podcast please consider supporting it on Patreon. See below for links.Connect with David Hart:Twitter: https...2022-11-0734 min
Self As Lab Podcast09. Book: The Moral Case for Fossil Fuels - Alex Epstein (Part 1/2)Part 1 of 2. Summary notes and thoughts on the book The Moral Case for Fossil Fuels, by Alex Epstein. A book that is essential to understanding the importance of fossil fuels, and some of the drivers behind the climate debate.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here: https://amzn.to/3hk4H96To read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and connect on twitter. If you enjoy this podcast please consider supporting it on Patreon. See below for links.Connect with David Hart:Twitter: https...2022-11-0732 minUnderemployed64 - BBL = BDE?Jack and David discuss getting to see Lupe Fiasco perform The Cool in its entirety (along with a verse they never thought they'd get to hear live), Joe Flacco retaining his eliteness, the Jaguars are probably Super Bowl bound, David's hot take of an NBA Finals preview, the Lakers are doomed, and Jack ponders the benefits of getting a fake butt. Plus David tells the story of his parents' once-in-a-lifetime vacation nearly being derailed by Queen Elizabeth's death.
2022-09-2231 minUnderemployed63 - Golden Ticket to the Roc Nation BrunchAn update on the #MarkMcGwireChallenge, etiquette of wearing sweatpants in public and shorts above the knee, David may be classist and also doesn't want to go to strip clubs, Eminem is nearly an EGOT winner, an Underemployed NFT and mascot, mustaches coming back in style, which sports are actually sports, Jack wants to chat with Jay-Z at the Roc Nation Brunch, and more! Plus David's beautiful tribute to Queen Elizabeth II.
2022-09-0931 min
Self As Lab Podcast08. Book: The Bitcoin Standard - Saifedean Ammous (Part 3/3)Part 3 of 3. Summary notes and thoughts on the book The Bitcoin Standard, by Saifedean Ammous. A book that is essential to understanding the incredible invention that is Bitcoin.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here: https://amzn.to/3xl90GPTo read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and connect on twitter. If you enjoy this podcast please consider supporting it on Patreon. See below for links.Connect with David Hart:Twitter: https://twitter.com/thedavidhartSubstack: https://thedavidhart.substack.com2022-08-0336 min
Self As Lab Podcast07. Book: The Bitcoin Standard - Saifedean Ammous (Part 2/3)Part 2 of 3. Summary notes and thoughts on the book The Bitcoin Standard, by Saifedean Ammous. A book that is essential to understanding the incredible invention that is Bitcoin.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here: https://amzn.to/3xl90GPTo read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and connect on twitter. If you enjoy this podcast please consider supporting it on Patreon. See below for links.Connect with David Hart:Twitter: https://twitter.com/thedavidhartSubstack: https://thedavidhart.substack.com2022-08-0339 min
Self As Lab Podcast06. Book: The Bitcoin Standard - Saifedean Ammous (Part 1/3)Part 1 of 3. Summary notes and thoughts on the book The Bitcoin Standard, by Saifedean Ammous. A book that is essential to understanding the incredible invention that is Bitcoin.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here: https://amzn.to/3xl90GPTo read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and connect on twitter. If you enjoy this podcast please consider supporting it on Patreon. See below for links.Connect with David Hart:Twitter: https://twitter.com/thedavidhartSubstack: https://thedavidhart.substack.com2022-08-0330 minUnderemployed61 - Q&A V: Daddies’ Gotta EatYou people asked, we... people answered! In the first Q&A in nearly 2 1/2 years, David and Jack answer rude questions about their alleged advanced age, Weird Al's lyrical prowess, getting hit on by old people at the gym, escaping a deserted island with Bobby Bonilla, tons of questions about food, making new friends at their age, what city they'd want to live in, and much, much more. Plus David loudly and unnecessarily gets something wrong that's easily searchable, Jack would gladly shill for some blood money, and they pay tribute to the Bodega Boys in the wake of their...2022-07-2150 min
Self As Lab Podcast05. Book: A Hunter-Gatherer’s Guide to the 21st Century - Bret Weinstein & Heather Heying (Part 3/3)Part 3 of 3. Summary notes and thoughts on the book A Hunter-Gatherer’s Guide to the 21st Century, by Bret Weinstein and Heather Heying. A book that highlights our evolutionary underpinnings and the challenges posed by our modern lifestyle.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here: https://amzn.to/3HUgoN2To read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and connect on twitter. If you enjoy this podcast please consider supporting it on Patreon. See below for links.Connect with David Hart:Twitter: https://twitter.com/th...2022-07-1420 min
Self As Lab Podcast04. Book: A Hunter-Gatherer's Guide to the 21st Century - Bret Weinstein & Heather Heying (Part 2/3)Part 2 of 3. Summary notes and thoughts on the book A Hunter-Gatherer’s Guide to the 21st Century, by Bret Weinstein and Heather Heying. A book that highlights our evolutionary underpinnings and the challenges posed by our modern lifestyle.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here: https://amzn.to/3HUgoN2To read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and connect on twitter. If you enjoy this podcast please consider supporting it on Patreon. See below for links.Connect with David Hart:Twitter: https://twitter.com/th...2022-06-3030 min
Self As Lab Podcast03. Book: A Hunter-Gatherer's Guide to the 21st Century - Bret Weinstein & Heather Heying (Part 1/3)Part 1 of 3. Summary notes and thoughts on the book A Hunter-Gatherer’s Guide to the 21st Century, by Bret Weinstein and Heather Heying. A book that highlights our evolutionary underpinnings and the challenges posed by our modern lifestyle.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here: https://amzn.to/3HUgoN2To read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and connect on twitter. If you enjoy this podcast please consider supporting it on Patreon. See below for links.Connect with David Hart:Twitter: https://tw...2022-06-2726 min
Self As Lab Podcast02. Book: The River of Doubt - Candice MillardSummary notes and thoughts on the book The River of Doubt, by Candice Millard. A thrilling account of Teddy Roosevelt’s journey exploring an unknown river in South America.If you enjoy this, please click through and purchase the book here: https://amzn.to/3LEttdRTo read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe on Substack and connect on twitter. If you enjoy this podcast please consider supporting it on Patreon. See below for links.Connect with David Hart:Twitter: https://twitter.com/thedavidhartSubstack: https://thedavidhart.substack.co...2022-06-2034 min
Self As Lab Podcast01. Welcome to Self As LabAn introductory note to indicate what the hell I’m doing here…Connect with David Hart:Twitter: Connect with David Hart on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thedavidhartSubstack: To read the writing behind this podcast, subscribe here https://thedavidhart.substack.com. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsf7DI7F3GuEfyelLQKazLQSupport the Podcast:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thedavidhartAll music that appeared in this podcast is created by myself. This is a public episode. If you woul...2022-06-1307 minUnderemployed60 - Flying Squirrels Fever (feat. Nick Livingstone)New city, same nonsense! Jack's moved down to Richmond, so he and David celebrate with the return of old pal Nick Livingstone! They talk about Nick's scholarly success since he's last been on, being stunned by hearing his past trash talking, the best spots to eat in the city, how Nick copes with David's hot takes, Nick's love of cats (while David proudly owns a surly, fat cat), getting out of the bartending business and the fact that Nick is also somehow the most downloaded episode of the podcast ever. Jack also talks about his nerves of giving another...2022-05-2739 minUnderemployed59 - March Madness Mascot Melee IVOnce again bringing you the NCAA Tournament preview that proudly features absolutely no actual college basketball analysis, David and Jack are back and picking a winner between mascots in each matchup in a theoretical free-for-all brawl. From the sizes of various big cats, to the fighting skills of a refined gentleman, to how Sister Jean and a random homeless guy were intertwined once upon a time, it's time for what is truly the most wonderful show of the year!
2022-03-1559 minUnderemployed54 - Frisbee Clout (feat. Joe ”Peanut” Dweck)Back with another guest, this time David's semi-famous frisbee pal, Joe "Peanut" Dweck. They talk to Peanut about growing up in Brooklyn before going to Indiana University, the craziest rumor around campus about a future NBA lottery pick, his tenure in law school and why he wanted to get in law to help kids, David telling him about the Chandra Levy murder, Rutgers' condom mascot, his wedding, and the delusions, depression, and blind optimism that comes with being a New York sports fan!
2021-10-251h 01Underemployed53 - Thuggish Ruggish PodDespite David sounding like they were recording way past his bedtime, it's another exciting episode of Underemployed! Featuring the wild rides of Urban Meyer and Jon Gruden, Newcastle's new problematic owners buying the team from a guy who apparently throws up in fireplaces, Jack getting an ovation for a wedding toast he didn't even give, David's long haul to a wedding of his own, getting blue-balled by "Return of the Mack", visiting Kobe Bryant's old high school, the coldest the wedding they've ever been to, not embezzling money when you're a former NBA player, what song they'd geek out...2021-10-1847 minUnderemployed52 - Way 2 FunnyJack and David return to the podcast earf to talk about how Drake's "Way 2 Sexy" is a gift and Kawhi Leonard's star-making cameo in the music video. They also discuss the end of Summer and the annoyingly hot weather as it went out, their chance encounter on public transportation (!), Jack's vacation, David getting back in the wedding groove, Jack's pathetic attempt to name the branches of the military, David's head shape, Jack's last concert, them joining the U.S. Space Force, and remembering Norm Macdonald while discussing some of his favorite bits and jokes. And in some bonus bits...2021-09-2243 minUnderemployed51 - Yeehaw or Yeenaw?Coming to you from the morgue of Area 51 (*cue the X-Files theme), it's Underemployed! With an update on the poll on whether or not David was correct in saying Texas isn't a culturally Southern state, bad storms, the 25th birthday of ATLiens, the rollout for Kanye West's album, Drake's album cover, David giggling like a titmouse at the Washington Nationals' win percentage, the pleasant success of the San Francisco Giants, Jack getting a proper vacation, and the return of the Wedding Bois!
2021-09-0322 minUnderemployed50 - B(H)DE (feat. Miriam and Quinn)Despite the naysayers, doubters, and legal uncertainty, Underemployed has made it to 50 episodes! And Jack and David feel there's no better way to celebrate than by bringing back their first ever guests, Quinn and Miriam! The self-proclaimed lazy piece of shit and Spirit Airlines bitch bring the heat, discussing astrology and beer mixes, the Atlanta airport plane train, Governor Jim Justice's charm, COVID-19, their favorite sandwich cheeses, Miriam's move to New Hampshire, building a statue for David at Mary Washington, Quinn's summer in Alaska, Bjork's uber-sexuality, great Hugh Hefner tributes, DNA makeups, and of course, a return to what...2021-08-111h 02Underemployed49 - Buff Ryders AnthemJack and David pay tribute to 2020 Undie Lifetime Achievement Award winner Shock G/Humpty Hump, as well as DMX, before David also discusses the downfall of the European soccer super league and the corruption of FIFA, a woman unknowingly charged with a felony for an unreturned VHS tape, and some proper etiquette as the country begins to return to normal, including how to act at concerts, weddings, and strip clubs. Also, a belated well-wish, David's a criminal, and Jack has lost touch with the youths. Get off the tracks, or you're getting run over by the Underemployed train!
2021-04-2950 minUnderemployed47 - Our 3rd Anniversary!Getting a car back from a meth head, how not to ask a future coworker on a date, a hall of fame pitcher destroying a bird. While 2020 may have been a rough year, David and Jack still look back on the past year of Underemployed episodes and all the ups, downs, and laughs (?) that came with it. Plus Jack's (fever) dream wedding, a congratulatory message with no words, and the annual supercut of one-liners at the end.
2021-02-081h 05Underemployed46 - The 3rd Annual Undie AwardsWhich of the whopping 2 (TWO!) guests from 2020 can take home Guest of the Year? Are you allowed to give yourself your own nickname? Is there such a thing as too many "WAP" or Tiger King references? (No.) Will taking shots at PJ Anderson ever get old? (Also no.) Despite Jack butchering their first attempt at recording, he and David return for their annual show honoring, mocking, and acknowledging all that happened in 2020. From Woman of the Year to the potentially spicy Virus of the Year, the two hand out their valued gold-plated Undies! Plus bonus clips from the original b...2020-12-2357 minUnderemployed45 - Reunited (And it Feels Aight)Back like Jordan, wearin' the 4-5, David and Jack reunite in-person from the crown jewel of the Mid-Ohio Valley! David talks about his impressions of Parkersburg, before they talk about where Kanye West went wrong in his presidential bid, cooking chickens in Yellowstone's scalding hot water, the good news regarding COVID-19 vaccines, and the first Underemployed babies!
2020-11-1727 minUnderemployed44 - SpOooOoky Celebratin'Fresh off the heels of a Lakers championship victory, Jack talks about how it temporarily lifted him out of his depression and served as a reminder of why sports are great. He and David also talk about the decision by Kevin Cash to take out Blake Snell in Game 6 of the World Series, venomous Virginia caterpillars, getting arrested for rapping about unemployment fraud, fans at sports games, David's stupid voice, the lost concept of time, and tell the infamous story of them going down to JMU for Halloween in 2014 and losing their car!
2020-10-3044 minUnderemployed43 - The OutKast Bracket, Pt. II (The Hart Below) [feat. G.O.Z.]Gozie Okoro rejoins Jack and David to wrap-up the OutKast bracket. Will "Vibrate" continue its Cinderella run, and can "Gasoline Dreams" continue its concurrent ugly step-sister run? Can anyone stop the juggernaut that is "B.O.B."? Will Jack be able to prevent David from slandering Barry Bonds? How much music can be played before the show gets a cease-and-desist order? Find out the answers to (most of) these and more!
2020-10-0246 minUnderemployedBonus Episode III - WAP Till We DropIn a collection of material from the original recording of Episode 41, David talks about the fall of the Detroit Red Wings and lack of success for Canadian NHL teams, confusing soccer terminology, Jack talks about the temporary ineptitude of the Nats' grounds crew, the possibility of J.R. Smith fighting an animatronic Disney World figure, and Gardner Minshew being your dad.
2020-08-2129 minUnderemployed41 - WAP (Wack-Ass Podcast)There's some dorks in this house! David and Jack return, explaining why they've been dropping less frequently, but feeling rejuvenated by the return of sports. They discuss...
NHL (4:05-9:43) Including what's been wrong with the Washington Capitals.
Champions League (9:45-15:04) Including How David feels about the new 5-subs rule
MLB (15:05-20:02) Including Jack questioning why there can't be a Home Run Derby this year, and a World Series prediction from David we guarantee you've never heard before.
NBA (20:03-26:56) Including Jack lamenting J.R. Smith becoming a Laker.
And...2020-08-1935 minUnderemployed40 - Runnin' Down a Dream (feat. Brittany Morgan)It's been a hot minute, but (probably) worth the wait! Jack and David are joined by the former's dear friend and coworker, TV's Brittany Morgan (the Tiger Queen herself). They talk to her about how she took after her dad, the... inspiring(?) talk he gave her at 12, figuring out what she wanted to do in life, the journey all three took to graduating college, her overcoming fear and self-doubt when she first became a journalist, training to be a wrestler, how she's doing without baseball, and how her friendship with Jack came to fruition over the years. Oh, and...2020-06-221h 09
Guitar Teaching BusinessIs running daily practice sessions for students online a good idea? - Interview with Shane GreigWelcome to the Guitar Teaching Business podcast. The podcast is presented by David Hart. David discusses a range of topics related to teaching and business based on his 35 years of experience.
In this episode I chat with G4 Guitar teacher Shane Greig about the idea of doing regular online guitar practice sessions with students.
If you teach guitar and want to learn more about what G4 Guitar offers teachers simply go to the website g4guitaronline.com. If you have any questions or a topic you’d like discussed in a future episode fe...2020-05-2550 minUnderemployed39 - Q&A IV: The Tiger Court JestersOnce again crowdsourcing for content, it's the fourth Q&A episode of Underemployed! Jack and David catch up on life a bit before getting to the questions (around the 11:10 mark of the episode), which include THAT question about Carole Baskin, Tom Brady leaving the Patriots, mean questions about Jack, worst dates, music people would be surprised they like, how the two have maintained their friendship for so long, and so much more. Plus a bonus bit sees Jack fantasize about cloning Mannie Fresh!
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Guitar Teaching BusinessThe Effects of the Lockdown on the Music Teaching BusinessWelcome to the Guitar Teaching Business podcast. Today I go over some of the topics being discussed in out Facebook group. Topics covered include;
Interactive checklists - Check out a video demo at https://youtu.be/Sshbx7rtTo0
The effects of lockdown on a music teaching franchise business
Unresolved security issues with Zoom and tips
Helping students get set up online
Dealing with COVID when you already have health issues
My name is David Hart and I’ll be your host. This podcast is for guitar teachers. I discuss a range of topics related to teaching an...2020-04-0344 minUnderemployed38 - The Great American Sports BracketWith the Coronavirus having grounded the world to a halt, Jack and David lament the loss of the Mascot Melee Bracket, but have a backup plan in mind. They do a mini-bracket of the greatest American sports moments, including a Barry Bonds civil war, a patriot vs. a 98 year old nun, telling Hitler to shove it, Charles Barkley's views on Angola, and not realizing until halfway through the episode that they forgot to include the Miracle on Ice. All this and more in what we hope will be a fun distraction!
2020-03-1953 min
Guitar Teaching BusinessEmma Watts Interview Part 1. 'The Cost Of Not Managing Your Student's Expectations'In this episode of the Guitar Teaching Business podcast I have special guest Emma Watts. Emma is a business coach, musician and a music teacher with many years of business experience. Emma worked with myself (David Hart) for over a decade where she handled student enrolments along with pretty much every facet of my music school business. Emma graciously accepted my offer to interview her so let’s get started.2020-03-0934 minGuitar Teaching BusinessHow much should I pay for marketing?In this episode I give my answer to a teacher question, "How much should I pay for marketing?"
The podcast is presented by David Hart of G4 Guitar. If you teach guitar and want to learn more about what we offer teachers go to the website g4guitaronline.com. If you have any questions or a topic you’d like me to cover just send me a message. 2020-03-0127 minUnderemployed37 - Our 2nd Anniversary!Cowboy Jack and Old Man David take the world by storm, a grizzly battles a cyclone, being punished by The Lord, a whole lot of Shaq references, and plenty more! To celebrate the two year anniversary of Underemployed, David and Jack take a look back at each of the episodes over the past year for YOU PEOPLE, including the guests that range from a platonic friend, to an infectiously positive fitness trainer, a ferocious native of Richmond, and a bonafide YouTube celebrity! Plus they receive well-wishes, or at least wishes of SOME variety, plus the return of the Supercut...2020-02-081h 11Underemployed36 - Remembering Kobe Bryant (Different Animals, Same Beasts)Following the shocking news of Kobe Bryant's death, Jack and David discuss his legacy (the good, the bad, and the good that emerged from the bad.) Then to lighten the mood, they also have news jabs that include karmic cockfighting, how to spend nearly $90,000 on iTunes, and Gritty punching a teenager in the head, plus a new Stump the Slob.
2020-01-2836 minUnderemployed35 - The 2nd Annual Undie AwardsCan Sister Jean repeat as Woman of the Year? Is this the year "Shabba" is dethroned as Song of the Year? Will Jack pick his own sister's wedding as the best of the decade? Can PJ Anderson win Podcast Guest of the Year? (No.) How far is Jack willing to go for a joke? All of these questions and more will be answered as David and Jack present the second annual Undie Awards, this time adding categories to the best of the 2010s decade! Plus it's all Christmas-y up in here!
2019-12-2351 minUnderemployed34 - Can't Stop the ReignBack through the miracle of Skype and the blunderment of Jack's inability to record properly, it's Underemployed! Jack and David discuss Jack's sister's wedding, along with his toast and the glorious playlist, David's Halloween adventures, Jack going to Game 4 of the World Series, Disney Plus, not to mention the return of News Jabs with a story on the absurdity of gender reveal parties, and a spontaneous Shaq-off! Remember, if you don't download it, you're a bad friend and/or family member!
2019-11-1734 minUnderemployed33 - DC: The Good, the Bad, and the Dan SnyderFor the first time in a year, David and Jack conduct an Underemployed episode via Skype, catching up on Jack's new job, from the initial struggles to the eventual triumphs. They also talk about the Nats World Series run (recorded when they were up 2-0), the comical nature of Dan Snyder's Redskins ownership, being one week away from Jack's sister's wedding, the entitlement of Bryce Harper's booing and hilarity of Kawhi Leonard's, and Jack bestowing the gift of Cowboy upon David!
2019-10-2736 minUnderemployed32 - Earth Wind & Full-Time EmploymentRev up those fryers, because Jack and David return to discuss a litany of topics, from Gardner Minshew II trying to break his hand with a hammer, to Blake Griffin wearing a tuxedo to DC dive bars, the liability of dying from sex on a business trip, being lost in Disneyland Paris' lake while tripping balls, and a whole lot more! Plus Jack got a new full-time job in Parkersburg, West Virginia, and the two discuss both the future of the show and the name of the podcast!
2019-09-3033 minUnderemployed31 - Caucasian Kenan & KelAwwww here it goes! As David and Jack return to the mic, they talk about the start of the NFL season (including Andrew Luck's retirement and Antonio Brown's continued debauchery), the tragedy of "Back That Azz Up" failing to get a wedding dance floor poppin', an in-depth discussion of the reaction to Dave Chappelle's newest Netflix special, songs that should be played at Jack's sister's wedding (but won't), lesbian astronauts hacking into bank accounts, the legality of finger guns, and the Pope being stuck in an elevator for 25 minutes but recovering due to his #blessed-ness. All this and the...2019-09-0850 minUnderemployed29 - Q&A III: I'm Ron Burgundy?After a 10 month long wait, Jack and David return with their third Q&A! In their shortest full length episode to date, they answer your questions regarding dream concerts, clowning the Knicks and James Dolan, baby elephants in kiddie pools, moms, the long standing debate of jazz vs. polka, and more! Plus they touch on the U.S. Women's World Cup victory, Jack attending the Home Run Derby again, PJ Anderson once again attempts to sabotage the Q&A, and David knows way too much about pizza styles and beers.
2019-07-1524 minUnderemployed28 - Catman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) [feat. Nick Livingstone]Underemployed is back with its first ever fellow bearded guest, the Cat Daddy* himself, Nick Livingstone! Nick is here to call former roommate David out on his shit, and if that's somehow not enough to convince you to listen, they also talk about the worst bar interaction of all time, David pissing off the entire Mary Washington lacrosse team, the Women's World Cup, the fallout of the Stanley Cup and NBA Finals, Jack's eventual demise, Bernie Sanders as a baby, which athlete they would commit a crime with, Jeff Goldblum's sensuality, Thailand's late-1990's currency crisis, the return of...2019-06-181h 01Underemployed27 - Ya Body Needs Water, So Drink That Shit!David and Jack decide to try and switch things up a bit with new segments across the show! Then they cover such topics as the Stanley Cup and NBA Finals, Scottie Pippen suing a 5 year old, Pokémon Sleep, Jack going to Chicago, Taco Bell opening a hotel, the dumpster fire status of the Lakers, choosing a new national anthem, plus in the opening edition of Stump the Slob, David tries to name the 2018 Washington Capitals Stanley Cup Finals roster! Come make some s'mores with this audio fire!
2019-06-1336 minUnderemployed26 - Yeah I'm Into Fitness; Fitness Whole Podcast in My Mouth (feat. Jake Schwind and Kodiak)Personal trainer, good friend, and handsome man Jake Schwind joins Jack and David to bring his brand of infectious positivity to Underemployed! They talk about getting started in fitness, misconceptions women may have about weightlifting, helping a client lose 90 lbs, adjusting his exercise routine to include stretching, starting steps to helping lose weight, and a whole lot more about the world of exercise. Jake also talks about meeting his wife, Val, their wedding, and their dog Kodiak provides his insights of occasional barking and wagging his tail into the table! Plus Jack talks about being freaked out by the...2019-05-231h 17Underemployed25 - Pop Punk and Poppin' Brews (feat. Julie Sawitzky)It's the silver-ish anniversary of Underemployed, and David and Jack have a special guest to celebrate the occasion, Julie Sawitzky! Julie makes her first appearance on the show as a guest (but NOT her first appearance ever), and she talks about her career, how she and Jack met (#PlatonicFriendJulie), she and David discuss their favorite alcohols, and her love of pop punk and baseball! The episode also has a sizeable amount of real talk, with all three talking about coping with anxiety, struggling socially, and accepting responsibility. In spite of the lack of Cowboy Jack, this is still a...2019-04-301h 05Underemployed24 - Cowboy Jack's Old Town RoadSaddle up, partners! Jack and David return to talk about "Old Town Road" hitting #1 on the Billboard charts, John Cena returning as the Dr. of Thuganomics at WrestleMania 35, UVA winning the NCAA Tournament (as well as addressing their controversial pick of them in the Mascot Bracket), eagles dropping trash on Seattle, Jack taking the Metro for the first time in 3 years, cherry blossoms, and much more!
2019-04-1230 minUnderemployed23 - March Madness Mascot Melee IIIt's March Madness time, and that means it's time for David and Jack to give their second annual Mascot Battle Bracket! Cougars, sledgehammers, butterflies, devils, gargoyles, Cowboy Jack, tornado birds, golden animals, they're all here as the two determine which mascot will win in the ultimate fight! Plus David gives his long awaited 2019 World Series preview after last year's scorching fuego Oakland A's prediction, as well as the introduction of the Kurtis Blow Bot 4100! Whether you like sports or hate 'em, this episode is for you!
2019-03-1951 minUnderemployed22 - Occulty TinfoilBack with episode double deuce, Jack and David discuss such pressing matters as conspiracy theories, the X-Files, the Dunk Contest, Robert Kraft's hanky panky, Petey Pablo, the dire straits of LeBron and the Lakers, the 20th anniversary of Eminem's The Slim Shady LP, David seeing Vince Staples in concert, and MORE WEDDING TALK!
2019-02-2840 minUnderemployedBonus Episode II - SpongeboxxxIn this compilation of extra material from the Best Of episode, David and Jack talk about Usher smelling like baby powder, SpongeBob, the Super Bowl halftime show (and the game, briefly), Maroon 5, Big Boi's fur coat, baseball, the Washington Capitals, the Anthony Davis non-trade to the Lakers, and more. Also, there are somehow two separate Ying Yang Twins references on this episode, which has to be some sort of podcast record.
2019-02-1228 minUnderemployed21 - Our One Year Anniversary Show!One year after the debut of the fuego-est of podcasts, Underemployed celebrates its one year anniversary! David and Jack look back at each of the episodes (even the bad ones), and discuss how the bread was made while playing clips from each of them; including Sister Jean, David's liquid magma take on the Oakland A's that nearly proved prophetic, the mascot bracket, PJ Anderson in his various forms, the evolution of their employment, the peak of comedy that is Miriam and Quinn, them taking potshots at each other, and more (MUCH more, this is a long one). Plus they...2019-02-081h 39Underemployed20 - The Habitual Line Stepper (feat. PJ Anderson)After much teasing and taunting, Jack and David finally have the oft-described loathsome yet oddly endearing PJ Anderson on the podcast in a surprisingly civil discussion. They talk about Backyard Baseball, Major League Baseball, hockey, 2000s rappers, threatening to murder PJ in front of his parents, a healthy dose of terrible puns, and much, much more.
2019-02-011h 05Underemployed19 - Peanut Butter and Bellies (feat. Colin Mackey)David and Jack start off 2019 with their second guest episode, this time with David's former roommate Colin Mackey! David explains the origins of his friendship with Colin, complete with debauchery at Mary Washington and mistaken search warrants, with Jack explaining how his beloved alter ego Cowboy Jack played a role in meeting him. From there, they talk about a lot, including Colin's hilarious inability to grow facial hair, his results from the Keto Diet, men being primitive dumb-dumbs, Smash Mouth's album cuts, "Neil Diamond"'s views on immigrants, Jack's plea not to listen to the early episodes of this s...2019-01-111h 03Underemployed18 - The 1st Annual Undie AwardsIt's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens, and instead of chicken and collard greens, Destiny's Daddies are cooking the first annual award show from Underemployed! This year in review holiday show hands out the valuable gold plated Undies to a variety of different categories:
. Man and Woman of the Year
. Album of the Year
. Hero of the Year
. Game of the Year
. Song of the Year
. Hot Take of the Year
. Beef of the Year
. Unsurprising Surprise
And the biggest one of...2018-12-2242 minUnderemployed17 - Cold BloodedIt's cold outside, but it's hot on the mic (even though Man's is never hot) on Underemployed! Coming to you live from Jack's basement (complete with loud echo and refrigerator whirring), David and Jack talk about everything from The Lion King remake to the new DC XFL franchise. They also chat about the cold weather, naming your child Abcde, John Cena's (legitimate) heroism, Cardi B and Offset breaking up, making Jay-Z's birthday a national holiday, the Keto diet, and they finally explain their longtime inside joke about DC rap legend Suave!
2018-12-0946 minUnderemployed16 - Use Code 'Underpod' for 20% Off!It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you/Without a dope pod to step to
That's right it's been a month, but in spite of everything you likely wished for, Jack and David are back with a new episode of Underemployed for alls y'alls! And with David's move, the two can now record episodes in person! So with that in mind, the two talk about how David's adjusting to his new life, the snow outside breaking up the nonstop rain in the DMV, Jack struggling to fully embrace Kendrick Lamar, the Christmas miracle that is...2018-11-1731 minUnderemployed15 - Suburb MusickThe boys are back in Podcast Town! David and Jack talk about OutKast, weddings, David's ability to tie a tie, the start of the NBA season, Jack giving the world's fastest baseball recap, the end of the Oakland A's magical run, the Browns, David's parents, and most importantly, a BIG update on the job search (both the bad and the good)! Listen to it if you want fresh hot seasoned takes and brain info!
2018-10-1232 minUnderemployed14 - The Whitest Rappers U KnowDavid and Jack talk about baseball announcer brawls, Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly beefing, weddings, David seeing Childish Gambino in concert, the Jaguars, the death of Mac Miller (including David's interaction with him) as well as the prevailing drug use in hip-hop culture, and most importantly, the announcement of Space Jam 2 and who they would put on the remake of "Hit 'Em High (The Monstars Anthem)" in some of the best podcast audio this side of the Mississippi. Plus our beloved updates on the Oakland A's! Don't miss it? Maybe?
2018-09-2143 min
Titanes del éxito#07 David Hart - Cómo detectar tendencias y oportunidades en el mercadoEn el podcast de esta semana os presento la herramienta "cuadro de tendencias de consumo", que te permite detectar tendencias y convertirlas en innovaciones reales y factibles.
Cuando buscamos oportunidades, estamos intentando identificar puntos de tensión entre, por un lado, lo que las personas quieren y, por otra parte, lo que está disponible actualmente en el mercado. Así pues, tenemos que empezar a identificar lo que la gente quiere.
· Podéis encontrar la herramienta en el siguiente enlace:
https://trendwatching.com/trends/pdf/2013-10%20CONSUMER%20TREND%20CANVAS%20(ES).pdf
· Si estáis interesados en entrar más al detalle, podéis c...2018-09-1112 minUnderemployedBonus Episode I - Q&A ScrapisodeIt's our first bonus episode, comprised of material from the original botched Q&A recording last week! With some explanitory voice overs along the way, David and Jack talk about David's time at AmeriCorps, Jack being wrong about the format change to the Home Run Derby years ago, the artistry of Doja Cat's "Mooo!", throwback jerseys, what type of food they would picture each other as in the event of starvation, the media, unpaid internships, and also more stuff!
2018-09-0521 minUnderemployed13 - Q&A II: R.I.P. Lou BegaUnderemployed is back on Labor Day with their second Q&A! Appropriately enough, Jack explains the process behind screwing up the initial taping that caused them to re-record this episode the following day, before he and David delve right into the questions asked by you, the Underemployed fans/people who showed us pity! Topics touched on include the struggles with being White males in well-off environments, sports games they wish they could have attended, entrance music, diets, hot sauce, dead musicians, O.J. Simpson, tattoos, bad songs by great rappers, manscaping, and so much more!
2018-09-0348 minUnderemployed12 - Rampant HeroismIt's the dirtiest of dozens on episode 12 of Underemployed! Destiny's daddies* are back to discuss both David's trip to Maine (where he saw early/mid-90s hip-hop stars perform on a pier) and Jack's planned vacation, Jack leaving his job and finding the gym's serial pooper in his last week (giving new meaning to the phrase "No shit, Sherlock"? Maybe?), and what the future holds for both men in the job department. They also talk about Ray Lewis' Hall of Fame speech and Terrell Owens' lack thereof (while also going back and forth on the pronunciation of his name 36...2018-08-1747 min
Titanes del éxito#04 David Hart - 10 estrategias para crear una marca diferencialEl branding son todas las estrategias que se utilizan para crear la imagen de una empresa delante los ojos del consumidor. Es decir, es la impresión que tienen los consumidores en la cabeza cada vez que escuchan el nombre de una marca.
El branding está basado en los sentimientos que han sentido los clientes en experiencias pasadas con la marca. El servicio al cliente, los productos, el diseño, el precio, la calidad... todos estos elementos afectan al branding.
En este podcast os hablo sobre 10 estrategias concretas que sirven para diferenciar una marca. Ahora que todo el mundo puede ent...2018-08-0712 minUnderemployed11 - Maine's Murphy's Law/SHAQ POINTED AT MEDavid and Jack return to Underemployed to talk about Maine, Jack's series of vacation mishaps, David's new car, Jack having the time of his life at the Home Run Derby, the World Cup, the Thai Children being rescued and Elon Musk's braving heroism, LeBron going to the Lakers with the Island of Misfit Toys, and more! Also, in a bonus clip, Jack tells the story of SHAQUILLE O'NEAL (AKA DJ DIESEL) ACKNOWLEDGING HIS EXISTENCE!
2018-07-2832 minUnderemployed10 - Ten Jack Commandments (feat. Quinn & Miriam)Underemployed hits double digits with episode 10, and to celebrate, Jack and David brought guests with them! Miriam and Quinn, former hosts of the University of Mary Washington Radio program, 2 Girls 1 Show, help bring some much needed female perspectives to what Quinn describes as "Obviously a brocast". In lieu of any sports talk, the foursome instead delve into a litany of topics, including what Miriam and Quinn would do if they had dicks, David's failed runs for Mr. Mary Washington, the trapped Thai Children, the creative process behind hosting a radio show and creating a podcast, ideal funerals, gender terminology...2018-07-101h 09Underemployed9 - All I Want for Christmas is DingersBack by (or in spite of) popular demand, it's Underemployed! David's finally moved into Da Chuuch, and in the midst of assembling Ikea furniture, he and Jack take time to discuss a litany of topics, foremost of which is the Washington Capitals finally becoming Stanley Cup Champions! They also talk about Barry Trotz leaving the Caps, the NBA Draft, the new Nas (David hasn't listened) and Kids See Ghosts (Jack didn't enjoy it and isn't a Kid Cudi fan) albums, suit shorts, the Orioles being dogshit, Jack being afraid of the Southside of Chicago, the World Cup, and the...2018-06-2535 minUnderemployed8 - EGHCKJack and David return to talk about the history of the Pusha T-Drake beef, going all the way back to Clipse, Pharrell, and Birdman being a cheapskate, while also discussing the Caps nearing a potential Stanley Cup Final victory, the NBA Finals and the idiocy of J.R. Smith, cougar attacks, David's moving status in Fredericksburg, and much more! David also keeps calling the Capital One Arena by its old names, Jack still breathes into the mic, and PJ Anderson somehow gets mentioned for a third consecutive episode.
2018-06-0741 minUnderemployed7 - Shrieking ToiletMay the 20th be with you, it's episode 7 of Underemployed! David and Jack are back, and being true to the show name by talking about their job status, the wonderful world of job searching, and David finding a new place in Fredericksburg with Bethany. They also talk about the Washington Capitals (who in the time between recording and this posting are beginning to revert to their ol' Caps ways), the possibility of LeBron James joining the Utah Jazz, Bethany's cat, Luna, establishing her position of stature around the house, Azaleia Banks being an asshole, Kanye West being a more...2018-05-2030 minUnderemployed6 - Q&A I: Long Live Chappelle's ShowOn this episode of Underemployed, David and Jack answer questions from you, the best fans in the podcast land! They touch on so many wonderful topics, including the best advice for growing a beard, their favorite songs to sing in the shower, Cowboy Jack, the incest on Game of Thrones, about a million Chappelle's Show references, best dates, PJ Anderson's general loathsomeness, ideal dinner party guests, Shaq, and much, much more! Also, Jack finally accepts that because "underemployed" is a standard word in the English language, the spelling of the show should reflect that.
2018-05-0128 minUnderemployed5 - Cardi B, as in BancyEpisode 5 sees David and Jack finally able to conquer the eternal battle of Skype calls versus audio quality! Oh, and they also talk about stuff. Like the NBA and NHL playoffs, Cardi B's new album and how much they love her, wrapping up the NCAA Tournament and the tweets of one Donte DiVencenzo, the unwritten rules in baseball being ridiculous, accepting money from their fans (THE BEST PODCAST FANS IN THE WORLD!!!), and David's 28th birthday. They also take a shot at Mike Francesca, which is ironic because Jack breathes heavily into the microphone as it becomes 80 degrees six...2018-04-1527 minUnderemployed4 - Bang the Table SlowlyBack in the Trap House in Fredericksburg, with that good audio quality, Jack and David return to discuss their mascot battle bracket blowing up the first afternoon of the tournament, Jack rooting for Loyola and loathing Nick Young's existence, firing shots at a 98 year old nun and a 32 year old defensive lineman, their takes on all of the major sports (and golf and FRISBEE! for good measure), and David's upcoming 10 year high school reunion. Plus, David thinks Logic is corny, Drake is soft, and 50 Cent is trash. Also, he bangs the table a lot.
2018-03-2837 minUnderemployed3 - March Madness Mascot Melee!March Madness is here, and David and Jack are back to fill out their official tournament bracket. But unlike every Sir Nerds-a-Lot, they decide to go through every game and determine a winner through a mascot battle! That's right, every game goes down based on a theoretical one-on-one matchup between each team's nickname, and results ensue. In addition, Jack talks about his trip to Pittsburgh, David gives tips on how to behave yourself on St. Patrick's Day at a bar, and both men talk about Windmaggedon 2018 (#WeWillRebuild).
2018-03-1443 minUnderemployed2 - The Vince Staples of PodcastsBack by popular demand, it's UnderEmployed! This week's episode sees mediocre recording quality, and Jack and David discussing Black Panther, Jack's undying love of Shaquille O'Neal and Barry Bonds, David with a personal take on Lance Armstrong's legacy, the NCAA coaching scandal, N.E.R.D. performing "Lapdance" at the NBA All-Star Game, Vince Staples, a surprisingly long MLS season preview, and more! Also, Jack says "I was gonna say" a lot.
2018-02-2728 minUnderemployed1 - What the Hell Are We Doing?UPDATE FROM THE FUTURE: So naturally we realize that most of you wanting to get into Underemployed will want to go back and start from the beginning, especially seeing as this is our most downloaded episode. However, both David and Jack concur that this episode is largely ass, and we strongly recommend not using this as a starting point. If you're looking for an episode where we've started to find our footing, Episode 6 should be a good one to listen to!
On the debut episode of UnderEmployed, live from The Trap House in Fredericksburg, Virginia, Jack and...2018-02-0843 min