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The Pocket DimensionS2Ep12: DandelionSilas teaches us how to pronounce this episodes title. The party also explores the pronunciation of Chile, China, and other nations whose primary language isn't English. Ullster defends his soft t's.Ghorlorz learns about size queens.There is an absence of Lord B.And there is a sprinkle of D&D.2020-03-051h 05The Pocket DimensionS2Ep11: Punching a Drunk Female BabyA party is held for the party, one where Ullster needs to punch a female baby. Siri gets some sweet historic swag and doesn't listen to Silas in or out of character.The party spends their time sleeping to prepare for a night out at the Brass Eagle, in their honor.2020-02-2751 minThe Pocket DimensionS2Ep10: The Winds Say WeastSilas talks about Star Wars. Then the podcast actually starts at 8 minutes in.The crew negotiates with Jobar and find out how to speak to the king. Ghorlorz shows his strength by committing domestic violence.Then the party meets the skeptical king of Steamhelm and Ullster forgets Ghorlorz is an orc.2020-02-201h 18The Pocket DimensionS2Ep9: Ethel's VoiceSiri gains information that will help uncover the next legendary artifact, while the rest of the party sleeps soundly in Silas's mansion and awakens to a continental breakfast.Ghorlorz learns troubling information from an unfamiliar voice that he swears he's heard before. He then bickers with his orc dad.We also learn what Ethel finally sounds like. For the sake of your sanity, you should probably quit this podcast before hearing it.2020-02-141h 13The Pocket DimensionS2Ep8: The South of the Border SnuggieOur party continues their fight with the chokey cloakies while Ullster thinks their fighting horse dogs. Siri throws slights at Silas, and Lord Benedict is as absent as the Gods.Ghorlorz yells at some sheets while accessorizing with their dead bodies. Also we panhandle for subs.2020-02-061h 05The Pocket DimensionS2Ep7: How Can Our Gin Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't DryThe party fights some capes.No really that's it, they fight magical carpets that choke them. Also: Jaden Smith impersonations, salty DMing including *alleged* fudged rolls, and inspiring bard songs.2020-01-3054 minThe Pocket DimensionS2Ep6: The Michelin Man in the Vorpal SwordThe party sacrifices a small soldier in the hopes of obtaining Groundkey. Ullster consults with the dead about their desires for the afterlife, and finds that one of them would like to go adventuring with the party. This leads to a new friendship for Silas. Which is good, because he's still salty no one wants to live in his double-wide mansion.2020-01-231h 03The Pocket DimensionS2E5: Ullster Kwon-DoThe party figures a way into the garden, and the garden doesn't like it. The Rat God yells at a statue, while Ullster gets stoned. Siri does some light reading and Silas builds a mansion fit for a king. He wishes he had some friends to share the space with.2020-01-161h 06The Pocket DimensionS2E4: Teleporting to the Cigarette StoreThe party concludes their battle with Khalero and Anvil. Ullster remembers spells he never had. Our adventurers discuss the impact of their parents' divorce on their magical powers. The party sings a song after looting the bodies. Standard D&D session when all is said and done.2020-01-081h 06The Pocket DimensionS2Ep3: The Gold's Gym Locker RoomThe party meets Khalero, and gets some advice on how to get into his garden. Ghorlorz and Ullster get naked together and hug some vines. The party takes mushrooms and sees dead people. Pretty standard episode.2019-12-191h 07The Pocket DimensionS2Ep2: The Back of the SpoonThe party ventures toward the magical location where their next legendary artifact resides. They pick up Ghorlorz on the way using Siri's tree transit system so he can deal with the orcs at the settlement near their objective. At the settlement the adventurers find a mysterious old man who has been spared by the orcs. They investigate his dealings and purpose in a brief interview. The party then ventures into Khalero's Caverns, a dim cave system made of connected corridors, a stone wall covered in vines, a makeshift camp, and a suspended bridge leading to a...2019-12-121h 02The Pocket DimensionS2Ep1: Kids Looking at RocksGhorlorz motivates and mobilizes his orc army towards Witherfoot, currently occupied by Vecna's elementals, and must make a decision to defend either Goldcrest or Tethril. The rest of the Vaunted Valiant are enjoying the relocation of Atlas to the plane of Ysguard. A new library has been constructed, which Siri has been named the head librarian, and that is where Quidan studies his father's journals to locate other legendary artifacts. Their new Jasidan Clergy ally, Baron Landgrave, also helps to decipher the scripts. They give the party the general location of a new artifact, Groundkey, which is a...2019-12-0558 minThe Pocket DimensionSeason 1 Recap Episode *High Quality Audio*Devtrast, Ghorlorz and Ullster gather around their new round table to discuss the entirety of season 1 in anticipation for season 2. With a new studio setup, the audio is moist af.We touch on some events that happened before the podcast, and everything thereafter. If you really want to skip the first season and start here, then I guess that's fine. But you should go listen to season 1 for real. Huge thank you to Rachel Beukelman for becoming our first Patron!2019-12-041h 34The Pocket DimensionEpisode 36 Season 1 Finale: No More Polar Bears2019-09-262h 07The Pocket DimensionEpisode 35: Inned, Destroyer of Worlds2019-09-201h 06The Pocket DimensionEpisode 34: Wrestling for the Whipper's Weapon2019-09-1253 minThe Pocket DimensionEpisode 33: Prestigious Sexual Jesus2019-09-0557 minThe Pocket DimensionEpisode 32: The Purse Dimension2019-08-3058 minThe Pocket DimensionEpisode 31: Dirt in Your Armor2019-08-211h 03The Pocket DimensionEpisode 30: Gentrifying Carceri2019-08-011h 03The Pocket DimensionEpisode 29: Portals Don't Transfer Sound2019-06-271h 03The Pocket DimensionEpisode 28: azmodeus.deepthoughts.tumblr.com2019-06-201h 13The Pocket DimensionEpisode 27: 1,2,3,42019-06-1252 minThe Pocket DimensionEpisode 26: Naturally Lighting the Apartment2019-06-061h 12The Pocket DimensionEpisode 25: Old Yeller Dies Twice2019-05-301h 05The Pocket DimensionEpisode 24: (Don't) Let Them Eat Cake2019-05-2359 minThe Pocket DimensionEpisode 23: My Safe Word is Don't Stop2019-05-161h 06The Pocket DimensionEpisode 22: The State of Flo Rida2019-05-081h 02The Pocket DimensionEpisode 21: Pee Wee Herman's Furniture Fetish2019-05-021h 08The Pocket DimensionEpisode 20: Imma (Not) Let You Finish2019-04-2554 minThe Pocket DimensionEpisode 19: Finally a Reason to Cast Spiderclimb2019-04-171h 01The Pocket DimensionEpisode 18: Squirrelstar2019-04-101h 04The Pocket DimensionEpisode 17: Kangeruumsh2019-03-2753 minThe Pocket DimensionEpisode 16: Rat God Says Raise Your Hand2019-03-201h 09The Pocket DimensionEpisode 15: #Justice4Esme'sFace2019-03-131h 07The Pocket DimensionEpisode 14: Weight in Stallones2019-03-0658 minThe Pocket DimensionEpisode 13: Sully's New Dad2019-02-2759 minThe Pocket DimensionEpisode 12: Beano Evil2019-02-201h 04The Pocket DimensionEpisode 11: Absolute Zero2019-02-131h 09The Pocket DimensionEpisode 10: Mentally Feeling the Room2019-02-071h 01The Pocket DimensionEpisode 9: Motion at the Flap, Whisper in the Hole2019-01-301h 11The Pocket DimensionEpisode 8: Slave Labor2019-01-231h 07The Pocket DimensionEpisode 7: Episode 6 - The Pocket Dimension2019-01-161h 01The Pocket DimensionEpisode 6: A Moist Journey to Mok Tu'al2019-01-091h 08The Pocket DimensionEpisode 5: An Audience with Gruumsh2019-01-021h 12The Pocket DimensionEpisode 4: An Audience with Vecna2018-12-261h 05The Pocket DimensionEpisode 3: The Bard in the Iron Mask2018-12-191h 04The Pocket DimensionEpisode 2: #Justice4BabyRatThe Vaunted Valiant continue their journey toward Mok Tu'al, and plan to make a stop in Atlas along the way. Siri needs fertile soil to grow a tree so that she can pass through it as a way to teleport straight to the city. But first, her, Ullster and Galahad must fight the immediate threat of Celchers: a tribal humanoid race that uses the bark of the Rotting Forest for armor.Meanwhile Odo, as the self proclaimed Rat God Ghorlorz, continues his journey along side the Rat Pack toward Mok Tu'al. There he must decide whether he will...2018-12-1255 minThe Pocket DimensionEpisode 1: Heads, Tails, and WhiskersOur adventurers of the Vaunted Valiant have been split up since narrowly escaping Gruumsh's personal guard. Siri, Ullster, and Galahad are just outside of the rotting forest, and are heading south to the Githyanki capital, Mok Tu'al, a city built within the vast trees in the swamps of the Arrowhead Mire. There they are to inform the tribe that their king has been captured by Gruumsh, and the orcs are potentially planning an invasion to exterminate the Githyanki and the heroes' home city of Atlas. Their king's last words were not to let Atlas fall.Silas and Lord...2018-12-0559 min