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Dillan Rankin Fermented ComedyNetflix & Chill then Blockbuster & Bust ComedyWelcome! Brief Thanks for listening to
Netflix & Chill then Blockbuster & Bust comedy by Dillan Rankin.
Enjoy a drop of much needed escapism.
Backing music by the incredibly generous Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/).
If you enjoy it, please let me know. Cheers!2022-03-2213 min
Dillan Rankin Fermented ComedyPeering Out of the Bin (audio version) Comedy2020 has been a tough old year, so this is my comedic contribution to provide a bit of reflection on 2020 and COVID19 with the aim of bringing a smile to those who are in dire need of cheering up and hopefully a bit of optimism for the future....and yeah, as per usual, it's a bit weird ;-)
Love,
Dillan Rankin (Music - The Golden Present by Jesse Gallagher)2021-01-1914 min
Full Audiobook That Come to Life, AnywhereCharlotte's Web Audiobook by E. B. WhiteListen to this audiobook in full for free onhttps://hotaudiobook.com/freeID: 382897
Title: Charlotte's Web
Author: E. B. White
Narrator: Cassandra Campbell, Danny Campbell, Emily Rankin, January Lavoy, Kimberly Farr, Kirby Heyborne, Lincoln Hoppe, Macleod Andrews, Mark Deakins, Meryl Streep, Robin Miles, Tavia Gilbert
Format: Unabridged
Length: 04:02:46
Language: English
Release date: 10-29-19
Publisher: Listening Library (Audio)
Genres: Kids, Animals & Nature, Health & Family, Classics
Summary:
Brought to life by Meryl Streep and a full cast, this beloved book by E. B. White, author of Stuart Little and The Trumpet of the Swan, is a classic of children's literature that is...2019-10-294h 02
Full Audiobook That Come to Life, AnywhereShameless Audiobook by Ace AtkinsListen to this audiobook in full for free onhttps://hotaudiobook.com/freeID: 359622
Title: Shameless
Author: Ace Atkins
Narrator: Brittany Goodwin, Emily Rankin, Erin Spencer, Frankie Corzo, Joy Nash, Macleod Andrews, Romy Nordlinger
Format: Unabridged
Length: 13:58:00
Language: English
Release date: 07-09-19
Publisher: Penguin Audio
Genres: Fiction & Literature, Action & Adventure
Summary:
Buried secrets, dirty lies, and unbridled greed and ambition raise the stakes down South in the lauded crime series from New York Times bestselling author Ace Atkins.
Twenty years ago, Brandon Taylor was thought to be just another teen boy who ended his life too soon. That's what almost everyone in...2019-07-091h 58
Full Audiobook That Come to Life, AnywhereBookish Life of Nina Hill Audiobook by Abbi WaxmanListen to this audiobook in full for free onhttps://hotaudiobook.com/freeID: 357079
Title: Bookish Life of Nina Hill
Author: Abbi Waxman
Narrator: Emily Rankin
Format: Unabridged
Length: 09:03:00
Language: English
Release date: 07-09-19
Publisher: Penguin Audio
Genres: Fiction & Literature, Contemporary Women, Family Life
Summary:
Instant USA Today bestseller!
“Abbi Waxman is both irreverent and thoughtful.”—#1 New York Times bestselling author Emily Giffin
“Meet our bookish millennial heroine—a modern-day Elizabeth Bennet, if you will… Waxman’s wit and wry humor stand out. She is funny and imaginative, and “Bookish” lands a step above run-of-the-mill romantic comedy fare.”—The Washington Post
“Abbi Waxman offers up a qu...2019-07-099h 03
Full Audiobook That Come to Life, AnywhereRules for Visiting: A Novel Audiobook by Jessica Francis KaneListen to this audiobook in full for free onhttps://hotaudiobook.com/freeID: 357072
Title: Rules for Visiting: A Novel
Author: Jessica Francis Kane
Narrator: Emily Rankin
Format: Unabridged
Length: 06:34:00
Language: English
Release date: 05-14-19
Publisher: Penguin Audio
Genres: Fiction & Literature, Literary Fiction, Contemporary Women
Summary:
NATIONAL BESTSELLER!
NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY: O Magazine * Good Housekeeping * Real Simple * Vulture * Chicago Tribune
NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE SUMMER BY: “The Today Show” * “Good Morning America” * Wall Street Journal * San Francisco Chronicle * Southern Living
An INDIE NEXT LIST Pick
Shortlisted for the 2020 Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse...2019-05-146h 34
Full Audiobook That Come to Life, AnywhereChrysalis Audiobook by Brendan ReichsListen to this audiobook in full for free onhttps://hotaudiobook.com/freeID: 343534
Title: Chrysalis
Author: Brendan Reichs
Narrator: Emily Rankin, Kirby Heyborne
Format: Unabridged
Length: 11:23:00
Language: English
Release date: 03-05-19
Publisher: Listening Library (Audio)
Genres: Teen, Mystery & Thriller, Action & Adventure
Summary:
The stunning finale of the Project Nemesis trilogy from New York Times bestselling author Brendan Reichs.
The 64 members of Fire Lake's sophomore class have managed to survive the first two phases of the Program--and each other. Now, they alone have emerged into the dawn of a new era on Earth, into a Fire Lake valley that's full of...2019-03-0511h 23
Full Audiobook That Come to Life, AnywhereLast Woman in the Forest Audiobook by Diane Les BecquetsListen to this audiobook in full for free onhttps://hotaudiobook.com/freeID: 343559
Title: Last Woman in the Forest
Author: Diane Les Becquets
Narrator: Alex Mckenna, Emily Rankin, Erin Spencer, Monika Felice Smith, Rebecca Lowman, Robert Fass
Format: Unabridged
Length: 11:31:03
Language: English
Release date: 03-05-19
Publisher: Penguin Audio
Genres: Fiction & Literature, Mystery, Thriller & Horror, Suspense, Contemporary Women
Summary:
From the national bestselling author of Breaking Wild, here is a riveting and powerful thriller about a woman whose greatest threat could be the man she loves.…
Marian Engström has found her true calling: working with rescue dogs to help protect end...2019-03-0511h 31
Dillan Rankin Fermented ComedyAQUATIC comedy Audio Only versionDo check out the original VIDEO VERSION of this comedy on Youtube! It's another psychedelic #comicalponderingsession for your dry palms!
I'm talking: Moist Handshakes, Vomiting into Waist-Deep Water, Musty Pubic Hair, Celebrity Undercarriage, Bear Intestines, Anus Conferences, Womb-like Slumber, Poseidon's Butt-Gallery, Inflatable Chainmail, Marty McFly's Hoverboard, War-Tested Machetes, Gallivanting with a Cocktail, Beaked Phallus and Billionaire Sex Pests!
To filter my comedy into your life-feed for an 'organic pick me up' & instant KARMA bonus all you need to do is come visit me at:
http://www.DillanRankin.com
Find me on Instagram: DillanRank1n
Find my Facebook Page: @DillanRankinFermentedComedy
Find...2018-06-3015 min
Dillan Rankin Fermented ComedyGeelong Caffeine Comedy Audio Only versionQuench that existential dread with manuka honey steeped in a latte. Fight back the tears from not having consumed any new, surreal comedy created right here in Geetroit city…Welcome to Geelong Caffeine - the AUDIO ONLY VERSION! A spiritual struggle through the caffeinated depths of depravity scooped up from all the discarded coffee cups abandoned in dustbins.
Here is the AUDIO ONLY VERSION of my Comical Pondering Session GEELONG CAFFEINE for all u gum-slappers out there who like new, refreshing comedy!
Glaze your innards by gazing upon dillanrankin.com as I foam milk your Keep Cup with Comic Vice! Th...2017-08-2014 min
Dillan Rankin Fermented ComedyRectal Carnage Comedy Audio Only versionI’m talking bowel spillage, the traps of ancient fame, knives up the ass, McDonald’s manufacturing process, fermented jailhouse ketchup, hooded figures, drug hysteria and, of course, 350ml of shit!
Here is the AUDIO ONLY VERSION of my Comical Pondering Session RECTAL CARNAGE for all u gum-slappers out there who like new, refreshing comedy!
Bathe in the neon glaze and gaze upon dillanrankin.com as I fill ur glass with Comic Vice! Thanks for listening!
Dillan2017-08-0617 min
Dillan Rankin Fermented ComedyFallopian Justice Comedy Audio Only versionFallopian Justice = 12 minutes of #ComedyVice. It’s a new Comical Pondering Session where I explore such subjects as death by home delivery, getting intimate with cyborgs and sabotage via Dulux paint!
To filter my comedy into your life-feed for an 'organic pick me up' & instant KARMA bonus all you need to do is hit the subscribe button on my Soundcloud & Youtube account, or do one of the following:
Find me on Instagram: DillanRank1n
Find my Facebook Page: @DillanRankinFermentedComedy
Find me on twitter: @AbsintheDillan
Come suckle from my comedy teat.
For more visit my website: https://www.DillanRankin.com2017-07-3012 min
Dillan Rankin Fermented ComedyThe Schizoid Embolism AUDIO VERSIONThe Schizoid Embolism = 17+ minutes of Comedy Vice. I cover feasting on Scottish blood, last words before going worm side, the horrific story of Joan Murray the skydiver, bunking off work while at the NSA.2016-11-2717 min
Dillan Rankin Fermented ComedyThe Wisdom BansheeAllow me to guide you through the banshee lands in this 13min audio comedy journey, which features:
Pinocchio Children, Krocodilla Scabs, Low Scale Luxury, Barbed Horse Cocks and Albino Xenomophs!2016-08-1313 min
Dillan Rankin Fermented ComedyHardcore Explicite Audio VersionWhat is Hardcore Explicite? A Fermented pondering session where I delve into a wide variety of subjects in a comedy fashion. It’s like huffing paint then a having sex with a comedy sheath over your genitalia. It’s the 1st part of a video series, so you can check out the full visual package at dillanrankin.com or on my Youtube channel.
Come suckle from Dillan Rankin's comedy teat, which resides in Geelong, Victoria, Australia.
For more visit my website: https://www.DillanRankin.com
SUBSCRIBE on YOUTUBE & SOUNDCLOUD https://soundcloud.com/dillanrankin ‘Dillan Rankin Comedy’ to filter me into your lif...2016-05-0422 min
Dillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyFrom The War Path Episode 3From The War Path Episode 3 Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin. From the Warpath is a 4 part comical drama that swoops us into an alternate world with a past steeped in legend, where lives are saved by the shield and lost by the sword, where isolated villages are awash with unsettling rumors of […]2015-01-3022 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyWTF is THE WISDOM BANSHEEDOWNLOAD THE TRAILER HERE: WTF is The Wisdom Banshee? The Wisdom Banshee is the spiritual sequel to my popular 13 minute audio comedy journey ‘Swamp Eyes’, and it’s available as a high quality mp3 RIGHT NOW from Amazon, iTunes and Google Play for :£0.99 pence!! Amazon – http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Wisdom-Banshee-Explicit/dp/B00M72TCQC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1407676428&sr=8-1&keywords=The+Wisdom+Banshee Google Play – https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Dillan_Rankin_The_Wisdom_Banshee?id=Bpfaxks26q3emrjejucw6mnwdde&hl=en_GB iTunes – […]2014-08-1001 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyFrom The War Path Episode 2From The War Path Episode 2 Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2013-12-1017 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyFrom The War PathFrom the Warpath Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2013-05-2021 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyMurder Scene Detective 5Murder Scene Detective 5 Comedy Sketch Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2012-09-3007 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyMurder Scene Detective 4Murder Scene Detective 4 Comedy Sketch Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2012-09-0305 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyMurder Scene Detective 3Murder Scene Detective 3 Comedy Sketch Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2012-08-1806 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedySwamp Eyes ComedySwamp Eyes Comedy Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2012-06-1213 min
Dillan Rankin Fermented ComedySwamp Eyes ComedyAn extra large scoop of comedy! Kinda like a theme park ride, but with more profanity and comedy, rather than the usual vomit-dodging. So, sit back and absorb Swamp Eyes...like a fine wine, or a puff of smoke.
If you're travelling to/from work - stick your headphones in and enjoy this 13 minute paddle through the swamp! Created by Dillan Rankin.
www.dillanrankin.com
@AbsintheDillan2012-06-1113 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 10: GamingComical Wanderings & Ponderings 10: Gaming Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2012-04-1905 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyMurder Scene Detective 2Murder Scene Detective 2 Comedy Sketch Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2012-03-2205 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedySuper Mammy Comedy SketchSuper Mammy Comedy Sketch Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2012-02-1403 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 9: The Perfect LifeComical Wanderings & Ponderings 9: The Perfect Life Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2012-02-0203 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 8: FoodComical Wanderings & Ponderings 8: Food Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2012-01-1505 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyChrimbo Comedy StoryChrimbo Comedy Story Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-12-2008 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 7: FashionComical Wanderings & Ponderings 7: Fashion Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-12-1802 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 6: DoctorsComical Wanderings & Ponderings 6: Doctors Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-11-3003 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 5: ArtComical Wanderings & Ponderings 5: Art Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-11-1704 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyRelaxation Course. Fermented Comedy.Relaxation Course Fermented Comedy Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin. Featuring John Fricker.2011-11-1303 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 4: RespectComical Wanderings & Ponderings 4: Respect Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-10-2404 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 3: CyclistsComical Wanderings & Ponderings 3: Cyclists Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-10-1903 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 2: TechnologyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 2: Technology Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-10-1605 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyComical Wanderings & Ponderings 1: PooComical Wanderings & Ponderings 1: Poo Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-10-1303 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EP.5 FERMENTED COMEDYZombie Apocalypse Ep.5 Comedy Series Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-10-0901 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyMURDER SCENE DETECTIVE FERMENTED COMEDYMurder Scene Detective Comedy Sketch Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-10-0604 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyRAFTMAN EP.4 FERMENTED COMEDYRaftman Ep.4 Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin. Taken from Tax Deductible’s The Finger Puppet Autopsies Comedy Podcast. “Original ideas and great writing executed with panache” – Miles Eames (Channel 4) “That was disgraceful… I loved it.” – Gasper Noé (director of Irreversible)2011-09-0202 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyRAFTMAN EP.3 FERMENTED COMEDYRaftman Ep.3 Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin. Taken from Tax Deductibles The Finger Puppet Autopsies Comedy Podcast. “Original ideas and great writing executed with panache” – Miles Eames (Channel 4) “That was disgraceful… I loved it.” – Gasper Noé (director of Irreversible)2011-09-0201 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyRAFTMAN EP.2 FERMENTED COMEDYRaftman Ep.2 Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin. Taken from Tax Deductibles The Finger Puppet Autopsies Comedy Podcast. “Original ideas and great writing executed with panache” – Miles Eames (Channel 4) “That was disgraceful… I loved it.” – Gasper Noé (director of Irreversible)2011-09-0201 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyRAFTMAN EP.1 FERMENTED COMEDYRaftman Ep.1 Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin. Taken from Tax Deductibles The Finger Puppet Autopsies Comedy Podcast. “Original ideas and great writing executed with panache” – Miles Eames (Channel 4) “That was disgraceful… I loved it.” – Gasper Noé (director of Irreversible)2011-09-0201 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EP.4 FERMENTED COMEDYZombie Apocalypse Ep.4 Comedy Series Written and Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-09-0102 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EP.3 FERMENTED COMEDYZombie Apocalypse Ep.3 Comedy Series Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-09-0103 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EP.2 FERMENTED COMEDYZombie Apocalypse Ep.2 Comedy Series Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-09-0102 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EP.1 FERMENTED COMEDYZombie Apocalypse Ep1. Comedy Series Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-09-0102 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyTHE ASSASSIN FERMENTED COMEDYAssassin Comedy Sketch Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-09-0103 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyCOMMUNITY UPRISING FERMENTED COMEDYCommunity Uprising Comedy Sketch Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-09-0103 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyTHE GREAT BRITISH HAIRSTYLIST FERMENTED COMEDYThe Great British Hairstylist Comedy Sketch Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-09-0102 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyX FACTOR WINNER FERMENTED COMEDYX Factor Winner Comedy Sketch Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-09-0104 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyLONELY PLANET FERMENTED COMEDYLonely Planet Comedy Sketch Written & Performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-09-0103 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyBUY STEVE MARTIN’S COMEDY (FERMENTED)Buy Steve Martin’s Comedy Written & performed by Dillan Rankin. I do love Steve Martin, but I also think this sketch is funny.2011-09-0101 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyJOB INTERVIEW FERMENTED COMEDYJob Interview Comedy Sketch Written & performed by Dillan Rankin.2011-09-0101 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedySHAKESPEARE FOR CHAVS FERMENTED COMEDYShakespeare for Chavs Comedy Sketch Taken from Tax Deductible’s ‘The Finger Puppet Autopsies’ Comedy Podcast. Written & co-performed by James Bentley.2011-09-0102 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyGUIDE TO PARENTING EP.3 COMEDY SKETCHGuide to Parenting Ep.3 Comedy Sketch Taken from Tax Deductible’s ‘The Finger Puppet Autopsies’ Comedy Podcast. Also featuring Lewis Ironside & Brandy Doubleday. Written by Lewis Ironside.2011-09-0100 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyGUIDE TO PARENTING EP.2 COMEDY SKETCHGuide to Parenting Ep.2 Comedy Sketch Taken from Tax Deductible’s ‘The Finger Puppet Autopsies’ Comedy Podcast. Also featuring Brandy Doubleday & Lewis Ironside. Written by Lewis Ironside.2011-09-0100 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyGUIDE TO PARENTING EP.1 COMEDY SKETCHGuide to Parenting Ep.1 Comedy Sketch Taken from Tax Deductible’s ‘The Finger Puppet Autopsies’ Comedy Podcast. Featuring Brandy Doubleday & Lewis Ironside. Written by Lewis Ironside.2011-09-0100 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyFREAK SHOW COMEDY SKETCHFreak Show Comedy Sketch Taken from Tax Deductible’s ‘The Finger Puppet Autopsies’ Comedy Podcast. Also featuring: Lewis Ironside, Louise Lee & Christopher Snelson.2011-09-0105 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyGRANGE HILL COMEDY SKETCHGrange Hill Comedy Sketch Taken from Tax Deductible’s ‘The Finger Puppet Autopsies’ Comedy Podcast. Also features the fantastic Lewis Ironside.2011-09-0101 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyCOFFEE BREAK CHAT COMEDY SKETCHCoffee Break Chat Comedy Sketch Also features the fantastic Louise Lee.2011-09-0100 minDillan Rankin's Fermented ComedyCELEBRITY POKER COMEDY SKETCHCELEBRITY POKER COMEDY SKETCH Taken from Tax Deductible’s ‘The Finger Puppet Autopsies’ Comedy Podcast. Written and co-performed by Lewis Ironside.2011-09-0102 min