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Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#146 - Future Chief of the Young Dudes - NHS Celebrity SpecialIn this extra special episode of Doctor Who's Line, is it?,,,,,Anyway! We have enlisted the help of 18 celebrity guests to tell the following tale - Ruth (Sophie Aldred) likes young dudes & may one day become their leader. The Doctor & chums are having a picnic with the Judoon but are short on cheese & pickles. Gat (Nabil Shaban) is a Covidian... or comedian... they are hard of hearing so they get confused! Oh yes, & Jack's back!
Please donate to nhscharitiestogether.co.uk if you like what we've done.
Thank you!2020-07-011h 25
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#145 - Random Improv 2 - Cheese Dating Part 2In the first part of this fully improvised story Barbara was on a blind date with a Telly Reptile only to find that there were baby Rutans in their soup!! Can the Doctor come to the rescue, or is he too busy eating cheese? & what are all those groans? Surely that can't be the audience reacting to all the cheese puns? Can it?
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Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#144 - Random Improv 2 - Cheese Dating Part 1In this week's totally improvised nonsense, the 1st Doctor chaperones Barbara on a blind date, where they meet a familiar scaly face & the Doctor obsesses about cheese! Now with added French Waiter!2020-06-0244 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#143 - Classic Who Review - An Unearthly Child 2Last week our improv crew started discussing An Unearthly Child episode 1. They struggled to keep on topic a bit (A BIT???) to the extent that we had to split this into 2 parts....so to find out if they managed to stick to the point this time you'll need to listen! Otherwise there will be spoilers!2020-05-2752 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#142 - Classic Who Review - An Unearthly Child 1We are all about improv here at DWLIIA, so this week we're ignoring that completely & doing another review episode because you seem to like them! We go right back to where it all began, for Doctor Who AND for us - An Unearthly Child 1.....part 1....we MAY go off topic slightly! You have been warned.2020-05-231h 12
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#141 - Random Improv - London Lochdown 2When we last left our improvised story Christopher Guard was about to be eaten by the Loch Ness Monster in deserted London. Heavens to Betsy, surely not? How can the Doctor, Peri, Tegan & Mickey save him, the city & the world....& probably the universe? Whatever it is, it will likely be convoluted, drawn out & overlong, coz that's how we roll!! Listen out for a special announcement at the end too!2020-05-1323 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#140 - Random Improv - London Lochdown 1Our improvisors have been left without a televised episode or any real guidance to make a podcast. Armed with improv, they've used their love of Doctor Who and their awareness of the present to make: LONDON LOCHDOWN.
Part One of Two! The 6th Doctor & Peri land in London 2020 & meet Tegan & Mickey! Where does the Loch Ness Monster come into all of this? Well, listen and find out!2020-05-0649 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#139 - In Conversation With 16Part 2 of our epic conversation, this week the team continue their discussion of classic vs modern Doctor Who, & therefore end up talking about food, women's place in society, the current virus epidemic & virtual conventions... obviously!2020-04-221h 20
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#138 - In Conversation With 15We're still chatting here on DWLIIA! In this first half of a 2-part episode we talk about Classic vs Modern Who, Big Finish & other related audio dramas...& there are THREE songs for you! Even WE didn't see that one coming!2020-04-151h 22
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#137 - Musical Interlude 11Get your jazz hands ready! A musical episode of DWLIIA centred around the first two stories of the Seventh Doctor run. No DVDs required. Excellent music for working/studying/living at home! 2020-04-0153 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#136 - In Conversation With 14 - Stay Safe!These are troubled times, with plenty of reasons to be scared & unhappy....but we here at DWLIIA believe that we can all get through this & we want to keep on entertaining & amusing you as long as we can, so here's more chat from our jolly crew to help you though the dark times! Stay safe everyone!2020-03-2532 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#135 - In Conversation With 13 - The Timeless ChildrenHow many podcasters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, that's irrelevant because this is audio...but we can tell you that it takes SEVEN to review the S12 series finale - The Timeless Children! Who are those 12? You'll have to listen to find out!!! Expect swearing, laughing, the occasional belch...& to find out which if any of Sue's mad theories actually happened!2020-03-121h 37
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#134 - In Conversation With...012 - Ascension of the CybermenSeries 12 rattles along towards its inevitable conclusion like a juggernaut...& DWLIIA is puffing & panting as it struggles to keep up, wheezily reviewing away behind it! This week we see very little attempt to keep the episode length in check, partly because there was so much to talk about, but mainly because of Sue's wild & crazy theories & predictions, & Darren's swearing & belching! We're very. very sorry for everything!
It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our dear listeners to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of c...2020-03-121h 49
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#133 - In Conversation With...011 - The Haunting of Villa DiodatiHow have you been enjoying Doctor Who so far? That's great to hear. No, I don't think that'll happen either, but just in case, remember that it's Frankenstein's monster. The real monster lies in our review of The Haunting of Villa Diodati!
It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our dear listeners to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.....& swearing! The Haunting of Villa Diodati2020-02-261h 10
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#132 - In Conversation With...010 - Can You Hear Me?Can You Hear Me, Mother?
Fear not dear listener....this isn't a review of anything by George Formby! Our intrepid bunch of erstwhile improvisors are reviewing the latest episode of Series 12 - Can You Hear Me?
Can they possibly stay on topic this week? Will Sue fall asleep again? Will Darren say any naughty words? Will Robin finish her delivery route in time to join in the fun? Will Randy be able to get a word in edgeways? Will Miles be able to edit it in time? Will Scarlet was one of Robin Hood's men...2020-02-191h 30
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#131 In Conversation With...009 - PraxeusReduce! Reuse! Recycle! Remit!
Are you a sucker for a scientist? Maybe you're married to an astronaut? You're in the right place. Also, just as a warning this episode will give you a brand new fear, the fear of dying by exploding into dust!
Join our bewildered improvisors as they give their opinions hard and fast about this mind-boggling episode.
It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain s...2020-02-121h 20
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#130 In Conversation With...008 - Fugitive of the JudoonOh my. There's a lot to talk about this week. The lady is WHO? HE'S BACK?!
Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers.
Join our bewildered improvisors as they give their opinions hard and fast about this mind-boggling episode.
It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.2020-02-051h 10
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#129 In Conversation With...007 - Nikola Tesla's Night of TerrorNikola Tesla was a Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his contributions to the design of the modern alternating current electricity supply system. Thanks Wikipedia! Now the Doctor is meeting the great mind and there's a race of tech stealing aliens?
Join our intrepid improvisors as they give their opinions hard and fast about this electrifying episode.
It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of c...2020-01-3051 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#128 In Conversation With...006 - Orphan 55The Doctor and her companions discover the luxury resort Tranquility Spa as well as the ferocious monsters attacking it! Listen as our improvisors pick this episode apart and discover the Hopper virus within. The bats may not be imaginary...
It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.2020-01-231h 31
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#127 In Conversation With...005 - Spyfall Part 2Previously on Doctor Who's Line, is it? ... Anyway!
Second verse better than the first? Our improvisors take a minute to chat about part 2 of Spyfall, the opening 2-parter in the newest season of Doctor Who. It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.2020-01-151h 06
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#126 In Conversation With...004 - Spyfall Part 1There's a new series of Doctor Who and our wonderful cast members want to talk about it! This episode we are in conversation about Spyfall - Part 1 It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.2020-01-0858 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#125 Missionary of the UN, No!The Doctor & his chums are taking a well earned week off (odd considering we haven't seen the 1st Doctor since June 2017!!) but stepping in to have an adventure are some new weirdos....& the Garlics are back & they've brought their boss this time! Will the Missionaries get pizza? That remains unknown unless you listen!2019-12-2647 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#124 In Conversation With... Special 001 - Debbie Watling & John LeesonWe've passed our birthday as a slightly older and wiser podcast we're giving a present to our listeners, here is a very special "In Conversation with:" A conversation with Debbie Watling and John Leeson recorded by Miles 29 years ago. 2019-11-2749 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#123 In Conversation With...003This episode we are in conversation with cast members Suky & Robin. 2019-11-131h 36
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#122 Musical Interlude 10In our search of by the book podcasting, we here at Doctor Who's Line, is it? ... Anyway! sought a textbook definition of musical to base our latest episode on. Here it is:
mu·si·cal
/ˈmyo͞ozək(ə)l/
adjective
1. relating to music.
"they shared similar musical tastes"
2. having a pleasant sound; melodious or tuneful.
"they burst out into rich, musical laughter"
Perfect. Listen and we think you'll completely agree we did all those things.2019-10-3031 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#121 Musical Interlude 9Life's pretty hard right now for a lot of people and who wants plots and confusion when you can have MUSIC and ILLUSION!
At this point our "regular" episodes have become our special episodes and vice versa.
You thought you were subscribing to one of those normal improv Doctor Who comedy podcasts, didn’t you? Well, for no added money, but tons of added value you get all this wonderful music, too!2019-10-1626 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#120 Musical Interlude 8We’ve been absent for a few weeks, but now we’re back with another musical interlude to tide you over till our next standard episode.
You thought you were subscribing to one of those normal improv Doctor Who comedy podcasts, didn’t you? Well, for no added money, but tons of added value you get all this wonderful music, too!2019-10-0226 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#119 Musical Interlude 7It's another Musical Interlude, this one is a 10th Doctor special featuring Grilled Chicken in the Fireplace, Rice of the Cidermen, Buns of Steel & Tame Clash....and of course starring the one and only, accept no imitations... Sophie Aldred!2019-08-2835 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#118 Santa's PitsThe Doctor & irritating Ida have gone to find the Waga Waga plants to cure Santa's BO, but he seems to be down a big hole. Meanwhile the Spaghetti Elves have Pink Eye & Danny might not get his pony! Most importantly, will Rose measure up? Only one way to find out!
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Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#117 The Improbable PlantThe Doctor is taking Rose to the North Pole to see Father Christmas & hoping he doesn't give her a chihuahua!!! There's an odd smell in the air & only an improbable names plant can clear it up....but whilst that is going on who will get all the presents, & which of the 3 girls will be the most annoying? & surely there's a better place to write a list than THAT??!!2019-07-311h 23
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#116 The Idea's SlantingThe Doctor takes Rose to the set of Coronation Street, where surely nothing can go wrong.....right? Wrong! There's sucking & whiskey & spiders & wrestling running amok. Time to get a chihuahua for Rose at last? Listen to find out!!!2019-07-171h 09
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#115 Robert's Gone Deaf 4Dask has got the hots for the Doctor & is prepared to wipe out the entire crew of the sandwich miner to get to him. Will he succumb to Dask's advances, or will he stick a ruddy great probe in his head instead? Only one way to find out people!2019-07-1045 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#114 Robert's Gone Deaf 3The sandwich miner has proven to be as stable as Susan on a completely flat floor & is now sinking. There are no purple sandwiches to be found anywhere, the robots are farting like crazy & the crew are still dropping like flies....but worst of all for the Doctor, he has a new admirer!!!2019-07-0352 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#113 Robert's Gone Deaf 2There's an odd smell coming from the food storage area....it could be the corpse, it could be the farting robot, it could be the asbestos sandwich filling, or it might be the Doctor. One thing's for certain, Toosh is going to sing about it unless someone stops her, & they're already queuing up!!!2019-06-2641 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#112 Robert's Gone Deaf 1Some people buy sandwiches, some people make sandwiches, a few sad people steal sandwiches....& some people mine sandwiches. Smelly people generally....weird smelly people with odd robots!2019-06-1941 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#111 The Farce of Weebles 4The Doctor & Leela are in a massive Immodium container trying not to slip on all the molten candle wax & regularly checking their shoes & shaving their armpits! Things are coming to a head with the chicken restaurant, but could a massive gun help?2019-06-1238 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#110 The Farce of Weebles 3Let's face it, the Doctor isn't having a good day. On the face of it, he should be, with chicken restaurants to choose from, but he's putting a brave face on things & has gone to search for Imodium with Leela. Can he face what he will find in part 3? Face the facts - no!2019-06-0544 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#109 The Farce of Weebles 2The Doctor is off on a jungle experience hoping to find a talking cabbage, but instead has found a construction company of chicken restaurant worshippers & a massive carving of William Shatner. Where on earth could this go from here?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 13 - "Face of Evil, Part 2" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of...2019-05-3049 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#108 The Farce of Weebles 1A jungle. A construction company building a condo complex. Where will they put the supermarket? Where will they put the chicken restaurant? Why do they wear those uniforms? & will the Doctor break the 4th wall, & will he pick up a new chum?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 12 - "Face of Evil, Part 1" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without...2019-05-2745 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#107 Dudley is Hissing 4In this week's exciting episode the Doctor returns from Chessington World of Adventures for a final (!!!) climactic meeting with Jeff...that is assuming he isn't sidetracked by Spandex & Igor's questionable cuisine, of course!!!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 11 - "Deadly Assassin, Part 4" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bi...2019-05-2741 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#106 Dudley is Hissing 3In a break with tradition, the Doctor has decided to forego the story for a week & instead has headed to Chessington World of Adventures, where doubtless he won't be shot at, poisoned, set on fire, or given liquorice....or will he?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 10 - "Deadly Assassin, Part 3" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too...2019-05-2739 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#105 Dudley is Hissing 2The Doctor has gone home but is already having problems. He seems to have shot the President with a laundry staser & worse still there's pizza waiting for him which most normal people wouldn't touch with a barge pole!!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 10 - "Deadly Assassin, Part 2" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the expe...2019-05-2746 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#104 Dudley is Hissing 1The Doctor has dropped off his chum Sarah because he has received an urgent space fax from his old mucker, Dudley & is heading back home for the first time in over 100,000 years. Let's hope he didn't forget to cancel the milk! Let's also hope he's packed a laundry staser, because they always come in handy!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 9 - "Deadly Assassin, Part 1" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode...2019-05-2735 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#103 Musical Interlude 6 - Tinder & TuesdayYou probably thought the songs were over. You probably thought we wouldn't sing about snakes and frogs. Well, you're wrong, we have another episode chock full of improv musical madness from Tinder and Furtive Tuesdays. (If you're new here, that's Kinda & Four to Doomsday)
Enjoy, this audio only musical experience.2019-05-2742 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#102 In Conversation With...002Here at Doctor Who's Line, is it?... Anyway! DWLIIA to the cool kids, we strive to bring you only the highest quality banter and the most skilled improv. That carries over to our normal conversations that we record to show we're definitely not improv robots! You definitely won't be falling asleep to this! Here's Darren, and Miles chatting, with Sue bringing up the important points and snippets of Suky, Phillip, Randy & Pinky, too!
Enjoy, this audio only experience.2019-05-271h 22
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#101 The Goat's Mum, You Meant?The Doctor & her chums have taken an impromptu trip into space but forgotten to bring a spaceship! Let's hope someone comes along & that they have a functioning toilet with fresh unused toilet rolls. Now... divorce anyone?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 11, episode 2 - "The Ghost Monument" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experi...2019-05-271h 15
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#100 The Womble Who Felt a TwerpAs we reach our 100th episode the Doctor has decided to celebrate by regurgitating into a lady (!) & getting a job on Virgin Rail! There she finds herself embroiled in a tale of soup, accents, eels, bad impressions & made up careers! Will she ever be the same again? & will we?!! Happy 100th!!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 11, episode 1 - "The Woman Who Fell to Earth" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episod...2019-05-261h 27
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#099 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 4With the twins getting ever more annoying, the owls becoming more prominent, the clothes not getting any less garish, Zac Efron getting older than seems possible & Peri somehow managing to stay inside her shirt, the story is racing towards its conclusion faster than a slug in a sleeping bag!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 24 - "Twin Dilemma Part 4" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily lis...2019-05-2640 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#098 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 3Peri's Tata Temple has gone tits up & with it the Doctor (it might reduce his swearing but somehow we doubt it!). How will Peri escape? Or will she settle down with Zac Efron, or the annoying twins, or the driving instructor slug, or maybe the owls? Listen to find out!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 23 - "Twin Dilemma Part 3" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily...2019-05-2638 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#097 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 2The Doctor has regurgitated into a sweary twit with even less fashion sense than ever! In his confusion he has mistaken Peri for Adric & naturally tried to throttle her, but thanks to her not talking in the 3rd person she has survived for now, but will she make it to the end of episode 2?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 22 - "Twin Dilemma Part 2" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episod...2019-05-2636 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#096 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 1Having ultimately failed to get rid of his companions the Fifth Incantation of the Doctor had too much to drink, got visions of Adric & promptly regurgitated again! Now he is once again a different man, but what is he like? Does he like children? Does he like badges? & can our version improve this story? You'd better believe it!!!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 21 - "Twin Dilemma Part 1" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have ac...2019-05-2647 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#095 In Conversation With... 001For any listener longing to have a peek behind the improvising curtains, to hear the chat before we hit play... this week we have Drew, Darren, Sue, Randy, Phillip & Miles talking about Doctor Who as their strangest characters yet, THEMSELVES!
Enjoy, this audio only experience.2019-05-2558 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#094 Musical Interlude 5To see in 2019 we thought you might all enjoy some banging tunes & what better ones to pick than the ones which focus on the grumpy 5th Doctor who wants to ditch his companions, the wonderful Adric, Tegan & Nyssa & game-loving maniac - Jeff? Sit back, slip off your shoes & chill out to the songs emanating from Kat's Red Volvo!
Enjoy, this audio only, musical experience.2019-05-2535 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#093 You're Nicked, Doctor!Christmas is coming a little bit early!
Now travelling on his own, the Doctor fancies a spot of jousting, so naturally heads for Victorian England - or the set of Oliver - but trouble is afoot. Artists are behaving weirdly & some old friends have teamed up with a mad posh woman! Is that cider I can smell?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Special 1 - "The Next Doctor" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have a...2019-05-251h 20
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#092 Flagon Drier 3There's a cockroach on the loose with a urine crystal for a brain, so goodness only knows what it'll do. What's the best way of dealing with it? Either send a squad of wannabe heroes that took part in the Cockroach Wars or teach it interpretive dance. You choose!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 14 "Dragonfire Part 3" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the p...2019-05-2538 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#091 Flagon Drier 2The Doctor has taken leave of what senses he possessed & is currently dangling over a cliff & facing almost certain doom! Will Savlon Glitch help him or will he wait till he drops & pinch his brolly? Is that a small ledge which has appeared?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 13 "Dragonfire Part 2" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without...2019-05-2543 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#090 Flagon Drier 1If you want to go to a place where they serve the very best candles, where the cockroach infestation is rife but the roaches are painted white & have little hats, & where toilet paper is put to quite bizarre use, then follow the Doctor & Mel to S'Fartos, where 'friends' old & new are waiting for you!
Listen close for a special introduction!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 12 "Dragonfire Part 1" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you do...2019-05-2549 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#089 Denting of the Bin Men 3Mel has gone to an all-you-can-eat meat party hosted by Gaviscon, boss of the Bin Men...probably in the hope of finally getting a drink! Will the Doctor join her, or is he still tied up with that Welsh girl? Will Billy get it on with the chicken? & how many times will someone get on or off a bike this week?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 11 "Delta and the Bannermen Part 3" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry...2019-05-2541 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#088 Denting of the Bin Men 2At the holiday camp in Wales Mel is struggling. The camp has no more alcohol, the Doctor has hooked up with a Welsh girl, she's been accosted by the Bin Men & her room mate has laid an egg which hatched into a snot boy which has now become a small green girl! Will she ever trust Travelocity again?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 10 "Delta and the Bannermen Part 2" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t...2019-05-2539 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#087 Denting of the Bin Men 1The Doctor & Mel are on a search for alcohol when a chance meeting with the Galactic Emperor sends them towards the centre of the booze universe....Wales!!! They are joined by a weird clucking woman who hasn't been putting her correct bins out! I sense trouble ahead!!!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 9 "Delta and the Bannermen Part 1" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen t...2019-05-2544 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#086 Umpires of TennisThe Doctor gatecrashes Rory's rehearsal to take him & Amy somewhere where she can get her crack lubricated, & to see a tennis or cricket match...but the pitch is flooded & nobody can find a plumber or a dentist! How will they all cope?!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 05, episode 6 "Vampires of Venice" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without...2019-05-251h 01
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#085 Flash is HomeThe Weeing Angles have returned to make silly noises & to put the Doctor off his picnic, which is already proving to be problematic since the Picnic Manoeuvre Squad have camouflaged themselves rather too well...& Amy's crack is all sandy!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 05, episode 5 "Flesh and Stone" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of...2019-05-251h 02
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#084 Tie My AnklesAfter his latest run-in with the Garlics, the Doctor has decided to take Amy to a toy museum, but it's never as simple as that & before he knows it he is off on a picnic with a mad stalker chef & some unexpected guests!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 05, episode 4 "The Time of Angels" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own...2019-05-2557 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#083 Musical Interlude 4 - 9th Doctor SpecialAfter the tension, drama & massive partying of last week's episode, we thought it was a good idea to kick back with some fun tunes, so here's the latest of our musical compilations, this time focusing on the exploits of the manically vegetarian 9th Doctor! Enjoy! 🙂
Enjoy, this audio only musical experience.2019-05-2529 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#082 Burst Stock 4 It’s the end….but the moment has been prepared for!! On board a freighter full of volatile chilli, heading closer & closer to the sun, surrounded by Cidermen & having still not eaten, it doesn’t bode well for Adric! Surely this won’t end well…..or will it?……Or won’t it?! Laughter track on standby!!!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 22 “Earthshock” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easil...2019-05-2446 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#081 Burst Stock 3 In their efforts to book a table at the restaurant, the Doctor & his chums have ended up on a spaceship that smells suspiciously of cider! Listen, is that a schtum schtum noise I can hear? Ooops! Sorry about that!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 21 “Earthshock” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experienc...2019-05-2437 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#080 Burst Stock 2 There’s been a double booking at the restaurant, the waiters are singing Ooby Dooby at everyone, the Doctor’s been snitting & Adric is being even more of a twat than usual! Worst of all the Cidermen are back & are behind the whole sorry mess!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 20 “Earthshock” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losin...2019-05-2437 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#079 Burst Stock 1 Have you ever been to a new restaurant that’s so exclusive that they make you go through a really complicated booking procedure before you can get a table? Well that’s where we’re at this week. The food is to die for, Adric!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 19 “Earthshock” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing...2019-05-2442 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#078 Block Our Kid 2 Watch out, watch out, there’s a butler about….in fact there are several! One of them is creeping about causing mischief at the murder mystery weekend & either Nyssa or her lookalike is currently at his mercy! Meanwhile, Adric is stuffing his face…again!!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 18 “Black Orchid” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing...2019-05-2437 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#077 Block Our Kid 1 Adric likes trains, really likes trains! But if there’s one thing Adric likes more than trains, it’s maths! & if there’s one thing Adric likes more than maths, it’s food! So let’s hope there’s some sort of rave buffet he can go to this week, eh?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 17 “Black Orchid” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podc...2019-05-2438 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#076 The Vegetation 4 Tegan is about to open a box, Mace has just had a very close encounter with the Disco Robot, the Dr’s doohickie has met its maker, & Adric’s limp has mysteriously disappeared!! Will they all go to Terry’s party & if so will they get pissed as newts?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 16 “The Visitation” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on i...2019-05-2438 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#075 The Vegetation 3 The troupe of actors hired by Terry to find his missing lumps have instead found the Dr & Mace & want to chop their heads off in case the lumps are in there, but it’s ok because Mace & the Dr are men of commerce (apparently)!!!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 15 “The Visitation” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without los...2019-05-2438 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#074 The Vegetation 2 The TARDIS crew have met a zoo owner who is on the hunt for animals. A shame then that they seem to be in rural England where the most exotic thing thus far is a horse! Maybe the disco robot qualifies? Or Adric?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 14 “The Visitation” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losin...2019-05-2436 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#073 The Vegetation 1 Fireworks, disco robots, lumps, zoos, hats, string, manta rays, radios! This episode has all that plus Adric’s most convincing fall! Will Tegan ever get her room back & will Giorgio Moroder sue?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 13 “The Visitation” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with...2019-05-2439 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#072 Parrots and Nice Towels 4 There’s a cheap yellow plastic shrimp with its eye on Mel!!! Will it get her or will Prix overcome his omniphobia & actually do something? The Captain’s meeting with the Great Frappucino didn’t seem to be going well either….maybe there’s a new religion they can all join? (Hint – there is!)
Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24 episode 8 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can ea...2019-05-2440 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#071 Parrots and Nice Towels 3 At the Hotel California the parrots have arrived, but only the Captain can see them. This may be down to too much wine, or possibly the rather suspect cans from the dispensing machines! Mel needs to wet her whistle & she may be about to get her chance!
Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24 episode 7 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on...2019-05-2442 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#070 Parrots and Nice Towels 2 There may be plenty of room in this thrilling story, but with Prix smashing doors in, & Wangs running amok cleaning everything, it is left to the Doctor to find the master’s chambers, whilst Mel is about to find that the Quick Knits are more than ready for the feast! Now, please bring my wine!
Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24 episode 6 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode thou...2019-05-2442 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#069 Parrots and Nice Towels 1 Mel drags the Doctor to a bar, but the Hotel’s Betty Ford Wing has some annoying inhabitants, & that’s before we get to the Starbucks Police, speed knitters, plastic espresso machines or the French waiter! Pink champagne on ice anyone?
Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24 episode 5 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of...2019-05-2439 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#068 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 4 With Abba pounding in his ears & various Doctor Who luminaries telling his Aunt Shirley the ingredients for the perfect margarita, will the Doctor escape the resort planet & if so….what the hell for???!!!
Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24 episode 4 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s a...2019-05-2438 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#067 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 3 Aunt Shirley has revealed herself & the Doctor isn’t happy! Aunt Shirley doesn’t seem to be happy either, not do the bats in the lounge, or the mad masseuse woman, or Beyus the birdman, or indeed Mel, who can’t find a drink anywhere! Maybe some Abba will help?
Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24 episode 3 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily list...2019-05-2437 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#066 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 2
Mel is spinning out of control inside a flying ball & it is remarkably….something!!! The newly regurgitated Doctor has met his Aunt Shirley who seems to be running a resort planet with the help of a camp bat & a grumpy bird…& best of all, they’re back in a quarry! What are the chances?
Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24 episode 2 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the...2019-05-2439 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#065 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 1 Tired of his ridiculous costume, the Doctor has hurled himself at the console in disgust & is regurgitating again! This time he’s short, he’s apparently Scottish (not that you can tell!) & he’s about to be reacquainted with a family member! Siri! Glitter gun on standby!
Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24 episode 1 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podca...2019-05-2435 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#064 Meet the Cast 2 - Part 2The second part of our 2 part conversation with five of our newer cast members. This week we look ahead to the future & find out what everyone felt when Jodie was announced. Back to our usual nonsense next week!2019-05-2434 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#063 Meet the Cast 2 - Part 1As a change from our usual episodes this week we invite you to meet some of our cast members who weren't with us when we recorded our original introduction, so join Derek, Kerry, Robin, Drew & Pinky in conversation with Miles.2019-05-2457 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#062 (White) Vinegar & the GarlicsCigar smoke aplenty, Garlics as domestic whor...ermmm...help. What is wrong here? Where is West Vagina? Can the Doctor find it on a map before Winston Churchill eats it? And what is a vagina miner? Find out this week...or not, as the case may be!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 5 episode 3 "Victory of the Daleks"so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the...2019-05-2456 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#061 It Bleats & BellowsHaving calmed down a little, the newly regurgitated Doctor has been asked by Amy to get some interior washroom facilities for the TARDIS, as well as some soft furnishings. What could possibly go wrong with that?!!!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 5 episode 2 "The Beast Below" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experien...2019-05-2457 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#060 The Unleavened FlourThe Doctor has regurgitated once again & is on a mission to calm down! On his way to his new costume he meets a runt, jumps over a few things, waves his flashy thing, wants everything painted black, finds himself impersonating Postman Pat & comes very close to some legs! Any idea which Doctor it is yet?
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 5 episode 1 "The Eleventh Hour"so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the epi...2019-05-241h 21
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#059 The Sultana's Experience 2The Sultana's are back!!! Well...when we say back, obviously it's the first time we've met them on DWLIIA! You can look forward to plenty of talk of potatoes, more from the Smash robots, an epic wig & a massive fight sequence...on audio! how can you possibly afford to miss this? Answer: you can't!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 10 "The Sontaran Experiment" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though...2019-05-2433 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#058 The Sultana's Experience 1Having dealt with the embarrassing problems at the mall, the Doctor, Sarah & Hairy have popped out to get some toilet duck...just in case, but the Doctor has started rubbing his balls, Sarah's trousers have gone missing & Hairy goes down a hole! Better break out the jacket potatoes then!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 9 "The Sontaran Experiment"so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the...2019-05-2437 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#057 The Lark in Spain 4Will Viagra revive the old turd? Will NoArse pop his bubble, and leave green slime all over the floor? Will Sarah get her freak on, and Hairy get...ummm...a new pair of shoes? Tune in to find out.
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 8 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of...2019-05-2435 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#056 The Lark in Spain 3The snot is coming to life & worse still, so are other things! NoArse is turning into a human bubble wrap booger, the Doctor tries to become Telly Savalas & nobody is missing H from Steps! Can this get any more exciting? (That may depend on whether or not you like Kojak!!!)
Queue up your DVD player, streaming copy or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 7 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode, you can eas...2019-05-2434 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#055 The Lark in Spain 2Hairy has found a weirdy thing in a cupboard & it has fallen on him. The Doctor has got a charred hat & half a scarf & Sarah has been in a Japanese orgasm pod!! Aside from Frazer Hines, nobody else was in last week's episode. Will this one be different? (Hint - Yes!!! & there's also a very special guest appearance too!!!)
Queue up your DVD player, streaming copy or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 6 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if yo...2019-05-2437 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#054 The Lark in Spain 1The Doctor, Sarah & Hairy are off for a lovely Spanish pizza, but the shopping mall at which they arrive seems to be a bit deserted...except for some slimy green thing & some very questionable automated equipment! Best not to sneeze!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 5 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing...2019-05-2435 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#053 Robert 4The Curry Lovers' Association - the SRS (??!!) - are on a jolly to a secret curry house, but Kenwood's nits are getting agitated & trouble (& tea!) is brewing. Meanwhile the Brig's dilemma about his 'tache increases, but there are books which may help! Just don't get in the way of the Dr's little thing!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 4 "Robot" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can eas...2019-05-2435 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#052 Robert 3The Dr & Robbie sing & dance but can they get onto the cooking show! Kenwood comes out of the closet & we learn about nits, moustaches & tea. Expect gun battles, magic tricks, crazy stunts & a totally realistic toy tank in this exciting episode! Curry is LIFE!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 3 "Robot" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without...2019-05-2435 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#051 Robert 2Fancy a curry? If so then we know a crrrrrazy robot who can help! Or maybe a spot of synchronised dancing? What about just writing B00BS on a calculator? If any of this is your bag then this is the episode for you!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 2, "Robot" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without...2019-05-2440 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#050 Robert 1It's our 50th episode & we wanted to celebrate by doing something special! So it's time for another new Doctor, & this one has to deal with a curry loving robot who pinches people's books. Sarah has an overdue library book to contend with & the Brigadier doesn't like the Doctor's hair! What fun!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12, episode 1 "Robot" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen...2019-05-2434 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#049 Musical Interlude 3 – The Arse Cheeks Glastonbury Special As the holiday festivities begin to wind down why not keep that party going by bopping along to some more amazing tunes? & where better to party down than 15th Century Mexico? Don’t be a pussy (or a chicken), relive the excitement of the Battle of the Bands contest in our musical extravaganza!
On this occasion there’s no need to queue up your DVD player or media file & we won’t tell you when to press play so you can watch the story along with us because there is no story!!! Don’t worry if you haven’t h...2019-05-2335 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#048 Tame Clash The Doctor has been dumped & an encounter with a big boat is beckoning, but first he has to sort out just who has mysteriously appeared in the TARDIS with him & why this newcomer is so grumpy! Maybe it’s the ensuing baldness, or maybe it’s seeing what he’ll become! Either way, the Doctor’s past is catching up with him!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on the Children in Need Special: Time Crash (check youtube!) so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worr...2019-05-2330 min
Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!#047 Buns of Steel The cider is flowing & the Cidermen aren’t sorry about that! They do seem to be sorry about everything else though! Rose is sorry that her dad doesn’t recognise her & is hitting on her. The Doctor is sorry that he ever mentioned Essex, & Mickey is sorry that…well…you’ll find out (& WE are sorry!!!)!!
Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 6 “The Age of Steel” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode...2019-05-231h 02