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The Dark RideAnR: Trip Report; Off Property Stays; the good, the bad, and the uglyThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels with a side trip to the Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to go outta the mouse house and talk all about Staying Off Property. What are the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of finding parking at 1 am at a Hyatt off of I Drive? Lets see what deals can be found outside the bubble!Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podc...
2025-02-2631 minThe Dark RideAnR: Trip Report; Evermore Orlando Resort & a side of EverclearThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels with a side trip to the Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get big pool energy as we talk all about the new Evermore Orlando Resort. This resort has luxury in spades all around a pool so big you can ride in a Willy Wonka style boat to get from one side to the other. Will this villa bespeckled hot spot full of beautiful people, provide all soaked in sun, fun filled splendor our drun...
2025-02-1950 minThe Dark RideYachtsman Steak-house PartyIf you savor premium steaks, fresh seafood and 90s interior design check out this New England-style steakhouse. We did, and we're here to spill the sirloin. Today we are joined by a Drunk Distory favorite with Sun Splash Waterpark in Cape Coral Florida's own Hollie Reed (@queenmumhollie) (@sunsplashcc on IG/ @sunsplashwaterpark on TikTok), will this high price house of hamburg be a hit or will this boat sink to the bottom of the briny deep, you have gotta tune in to find out!
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2024-07-111h 10The Dark RideFestivus of the Lion KingFrom the day we arrive on the podcast
And, blinking, picked up our drinks
There's more to know than can ever be known
More to drink than can ever be drunk
There's far too much facts to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the gates rolling high
Through the castle spotted sky
Keeps great and small on the endless pal around
It's the circle of Drunk Distory
And it moves...
2024-05-151h 00The Dark RideResort Roundup: Swan and Dolph Lundgren Resort
This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get your 90s aesthetic on with Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resorts. this resort has big geometry energy and a location to make you dream of the original dreamfinder riding on the honey I shrunk the kids' bee at MGM Studios. Will this amenity and transportation-heavy dynamic dual hotel provide all the beanie babies and tamagatchis our drunk litt...
2024-01-1849 minThe Dark RideAnR: Toilet HumorToday we head on down to the banana bread bakery, to doo the doo, unloose the caboose, water the grass, drop a deuce, punish the porcelain, build a log cabin, or any of your other favorite euphemisms for bodily functions as we sit down to check our phones and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan do some listener mail call and with a special request talk all about where to pop a squat in the most magical restrooms on earth. So which are the golden thrones and which of these John crappers are...
2024-01-1156 minThe Dark RidePlanning in 2024, Tips n' Tricks for Fun Over FrustrationWere starting off on a good foot for twenty four and were so glad that you are along for the ride. tune in this week to talk planning in all its fun and frustration. welcome to the future, drunk distory style.
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2024-01-0459 minThe Dark RideAnR: Ho Ho Holiday OverlayLike a fresh coat of paint on a squealing pig, the Mouse in the house is redecorating for the seasonal festivities and we want to talk about all those Holiday Overlays. If we know anything, it's that we are unable to talk tinsel without ranking Rudolf's redesign, so we are setting up a competition of coveralls. let the great holiday overlay hoedown commence!
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2023-11-2230 minThe Dark RideA Jolly(wood) SolutionTwas the Night before Jollywood , when all through the studios
Not a reservation was made, not even a Derby hat
The DJs were spinning top 40s while we queued without care,
in hopes that a Gertie cookie soon would be there;
We're talking Jollywood Nights Event at the studios this week, so grab your holiday finery and get ready to deck the halls as we discuss if this is worth it, or do you work it.
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2023-11-1433 minThe Dark RideAnR Quickie Service Studio TourToday we head on down to the processor pub, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about where to have a quickie in the studios, when your director tells you to "take a hot 5", head over to one of the 9 fast food favorites to scarf sustenance with the stars. Join the dynamite duo as they talk all about hotdogs and tachos and where to get the best of em while you're craving some tinsel town on your tastebuds. So whether you are partial to seafood rolls...
2023-11-0850 minThe Dark RideShhhh... it's WHISPERING CANYON CAFEWhat do you get when you mix the Oregon Trail with family friendly antics and Dicks Last Resort ? Well, you get the quietest little cafe in the wilderness. Among the sweeping totems of the Wilderness Lodge Resort's lobby, If you listen closely to the spirits of the Pacific Northwest wood, you can hear the subtle sounds of the elusive ketchup caller. This rare breed will call ever so lightly through the air, "WE NEED KETCHUP!" and then the forest is a buzz with frenzied movement. and just as quick as the commotions started, they wain and once again the...
2023-11-0148 minThe Dark RideHalloween Martini Mansion Movie MarathonWelcome Foolish Mortals to the next installment of The Dark Ride's annual Haunted Mansion Halloween special spooktacular. We are your hosts, your podcast hosts! Our episode begins here, in this streaming device, where you will hear an aura of foreboding facts while sipping some ghoulish delights. This year we are mixing it up with a Hollywood spooktacular as we ride movies (oops wrong park), from Eddie to Pepe and everywhere in between we are here to find out all about the 999 ghosts of the haunted movies. So don’t close your eyes and don’t try to hide or a si...
2023-10-2557 minThe Dark RideAnR: HHN32 and Dis Trip Report
Today we head on down to the motherboard microbrewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we flip the script and hear all about Ryan's trip to the themepark motherland. Ry is Halloween Horror Nights bound and then off to see what he has been missin in the world for the last couple of years in the bubble. This is a two-parter ep so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of Robin Williams timekeeper and the power of audio delay...
2023-10-1848 minThe Dark RideBattle of the Queues and A'sFor The First time ever The Dark Ride is pitting the theme world mega champs against each other where it counts... the lines. in a knockout, all-holds-barred, battle royale Tournament of the Queue of Champions: Disney Vs Universal. Us Theme nerd aficionados have spent more time riding the stainless steel saddle , carving switchbacks and spotting queue cuties than any level-headed park hopper has any business undertaking. Some say "it's just a wait time", well those magic carpet riders are missing the joy, splendor, and appreciation of the finely crafted story steps that our courageous creatives have cogeled together for...
2023-10-111h 12The Dark RideAnR: Trip Report - A Spooky SeptemberToday we head on down to the binary bistro, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her September trip to the hottest hovel this side of the Sahara, luckily it also rained a lot cause we all know there is no better feeling then being hot and soaked to the bone. This is a two-parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of Robin Williams timekeeper and the power of audio delay, we get to hear all...
2023-10-0445 minThe Dark RideAnR: Orlando - To Move or Shake with @MagicWithEmilyThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ where we're talking big moves, of the Orlando variety. well not really us but like so many of us, inquiring minds want to know. What are the thoughts on moving to Orlando from those transplants that have made the leap. To do this we're gonna need help, so we call in the professional and have an insider talk on all things Central Florida and themepark with Emily (@Magicwithemily on socials). We talk about the seasonal affective disorder of not living in Florida and all the other pros and con...
2023-09-2743 minThe Dark RideTest Track's Totaled Tally
Have a great idea for a shiny new car design and Ford just won't hire you? Well look no further because GM is data mining all the 10-year-olds in Orlando for sweet Hot Wheels ideas that they can put to the test. Today were buckled up for simulation as we ride Test Track Presented by Chevrolet. Whether you are looking for Capability, Efficiency, Responsiveness, or Power ( and let's be honest here Frodo, we know that you are looking for power... ultimate power), this simcar with the heart of a Chevy will find a way to get your eng...
2023-09-2059 minThe Dark RideAnR: Daddy D'Amaro's Disney Day Dilemma at D23
Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan get sloshy chattin up our thoughts on the recently unveiled offerings from the 2023 destination D-23 Event in Orlando. Maybe we will get some of these goodies in the 20-20s but im not holding my breathe. We the goods from all the parks, what was a hit and what was a miss. And we will even get the long awaited answer to what in world could ever be the rep...
2023-09-1337 minThe Dark RideAnR: The Duo Takes On Disney Adulting HateToday we head on down to the microchip megastore lunch counter, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about some dudes issues with disney adults. some people say that we are disturbed mentally ill derranged members of society, but these people haven't even met me yet so what do they know. its a case of misunderstanding , see... these individuals with opinions.... they think that I care about their viewpoint. well, silly , I gave up giving a care about peoples anti disney adult retoric many years and...
2023-09-0652 minThe Dark RideResort Round Up - All Star MoviesThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we keep our breath held on our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament has us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when you're away. In this episode, get ready to bust out your sidewalk star, and call out to lights, camera, and actionable offenses because today we're heading to the last of the values in Orla...
2023-08-3040 minThe Dark RideAnR: "It's Princess Week, Not Princess Month"Today we head on down to the internet imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about Princess weak. Which of these lovely, strong, independent, cartoon women are our faves, and which ones are bottom barrel basic. Then we bust out some serious superlatives to the squad and see where Disney could give us some more princess power in the parks. Get your tiara shined and your ball gown fluffed, cause were not stopping till the strike of midnight when our podcast studio turns back into...
2023-08-2338 minThe Dark RideAnR: Airport woes and Cruise Ship FoesToday we head on down to the software saloon, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things... airports?!?!?!. That's right, this week we put the theme parks away in exchange for some TSA. At least there are still queues! This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about Adriane's recent trip to Alaska on land and sea... if we add in the imagination pavilion, it's like we're at EPCOT. Well, in order to get the full picture of some wild travel stories, we brought back a long-time friend of the show, Adriane's Sister, Katie. She will help...
2023-08-161h 00The Dark RideTomorrowland Speedball: The Second SipDesignated drivers to the starting line, get ready to rev with a bev as we head back to the streets to get our swerves through all these curves. If you can smell gas in the air and hear the sputter of tiny engines you know what land you're in, and you know what time it is. Were hitting the not so open road again as we bump rails and bend fenders on the Tomorrowland Speedway. ! That’s right, we’re back for lap two on the ride that asks if your pedal is to the metal and your buckle to t...
2023-08-0943 minThe Dark RideAnR : spoil or go in blind? life's most difficult choiceBanana..... Bannanna banana...Baaaaahhhhnnnnaaaaaannnaaahh, arnt you glad I didn't say six flags?
This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we're talking minions, video spoilers, and up-and-coming rumors. but to do this we're gonna need help, so we hop on the horn and have an insider talk on all things themepark with Come Along with Shaun's own Shaun Carroll (@comealongwithshaun on socials) (https://www.youtube.com/@comealongwithshaun/featured). We talk Minion villain con and all the changes that Universal Studios has in store in the near future. Shaun and his sister-in-law Cassandra are fe...
2023-08-0242 minThe Dark RideBe Our Guest - A tale as old as ale.As good ole Cogsworth said ; "If it's not Baroque, don't fix it", so we're back with another Disney restaurant ranking and review. This time we find out how trustworthy the dishes are when they say that the grey stuff is delicious. Today the Twosome is storming the castle for some roast beast, so join as we put polish to silver and sheen to ceramic, today we eat all about "Be Our Guest Restaurant". Will this expensive dining room with cafeteria ambitions treat us as rosey as the magic kingdom, or will its loud and chaotic atmosphere have us joining...
2023-07-2643 minThe Dark RideAnR Quickie Service around the Magic KingdomToday we head on down to the processor pub, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about where to have a quickie at the Magic Kingdom. We're talking quick service you pervs. Join the dastardly duo as they talk all about hotdogs and tacos and where to get the best of em while you're visiting "The Most Magical Place on Earth”. So whether you are partial to seafood with a view of a fake river or a divorcee alien singin' the blues and tickling the keys, we...
2023-07-1930 minThe Dark RideMuppet Double Vision 6DThe curtain lifts for an encore of epic engagement; It's time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights, it’s time to pour a drink, and talk again about Muppet Vision 3D tonight! Hello there I am Kermit the frog, ok fine I’m not, I’m just a drunk podcast host with a green complexion here to tell you that this week we will be drinking about the beloved Hollywood Studios attraction: Muppet Vision 3-D! Come along with us to find out why it's not so easy being cheesy..., I mean green. The terrible twosome...
2023-07-121h 01The Dark RideWavepools and O'douls; A Waterpark Adventure.Get your swim trunks on and your nose skin covered in neon blue lotion cause This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we're talking waterparks. We start with a quick revisit to one of the world's great, themed water parks – Typhoon Lagoon! This storm-ravaged tropical bay is the perfect place to cool down during the hot summer months. Then with Miss Tilly on speed dial, we hop on the horn and have an insider talk on all things waterparks with Sun Splash Waterpark in Cape Coral Florida's own Hollie Reed (@queenmumhollie) (@sunsplashcc on IG/ @s...
2023-07-0548 minThe Dark RideA n R: Vacation Madness Trip Report
Today we head on down to the terabyte tavern, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her recent trip to the hap hap happiest place on earth - Orlando. This is typically a solo endeavor but not this time... your very favorite Heroine of Hollywood studios found a tripping partner in a very fond friend of the podcast, the original madman of Maelstrom, Mr. Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). This time both you and I get to put on our jealous hats and glasses and hear...
2023-06-281h 13The Dark RideClub Cool till you drool
… Alright now, fellas (Yeah?)Now, what cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!)I can't hear youI say what's, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!)
Hey Ya.... that's right we're experimenting with prototypes of pop this week on an all-new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head to the "Beverly" Hills of soda fountains, Club Cool. Grab your expedition gear, a Zamboni, and a glass of ice, and get ready to pour till the fizz hits the floor. This merch stop with an identity crisis has always been bubbling with weirdness, but will our hosts be sayin...
2023-06-2153 minThe Dark RideOhana, Means "Frangelico"... I mean familyMele Kaliki-Ohana is the thing to sayOn a bright Polynesian vay - k dayThat's the Resort greeting that we send to youFrom the land where Dolewhips sway.
Here we know Ohana will serve POG and waffleThe potstickers by day and all the lapu lapu Mele Kaliki-Ohana is the Poly's wayTo say Character Dining to you
We're getting tropical this week as we shimmy into our grass skirts and have an all-we-care-to-enjoy bite at The Polynesian Village Resort's Ohana Restaurant. This deluxe c...
2023-06-141h 11The Dark RidePeter Pan's Whiskey Flight 2; The Second Soar
This week on a return to Neverland episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ get ready to wait at least 60 minutes every single time, unless of course, you have a lightning lane or you have some lost boys saving your spot in line because we're heading towards the second star to the left and straight on till we reach Peter Pan’s Flight! So get ready to clap your hands until you can save a pixie as we drink this Fantasyland park favorite! Wave goodbye to toodle's marbles and put the bang in bangarang for this little kiddie ride with the soul o...
2023-06-0754 minThe Dark RideSci-Fi Dine-in - Dive Bars and Movie StarsWhat do you get when you mix the puritanic values of 1950's soda pop American graffiti with the palate of a comic book obsessed 12 year old with a perversion toward retro-futurism? Well, you get the coolest little drive-in diner dive this side of Guy Fiere's chicken shack. That's right today we're running for our lives from fifty-foot women, Gila monsters, and Frankenstein's space monster as we buckle up, take our Chevys to the levy, and hope that this place ain't dry. Were viewing it all from the comfort of our station wagon, this week as we sit down and...
2023-05-3154 minThe Dark RideDisneyland's Absinthe in WonderlandThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, We're heading west to crawl into a caterpillar and take a ride through the looking glass. This is one of the weirder dark rides to ever grace the dis universe. That’s right, get your peace pipe ready and prepare to answer life's biggest question "whoooooo arrreeeeeee youuuuuuuu? ". Today we ride Disneyland's Alice and Wonderland. Pack your Flamingos and croquet hamsters, gather all walruses and carpenters, and rejoice, as the double-decker darkride takes us on a wild trip. So, will this black light trip to the other...
2023-05-2446 minThe Dark RideResort Round Up - Disney's Old Key West ResortThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get your Keys Largoed as we head to the resort that reminds you that Florida has a sunny place for shady people, a little set of famous islands that are great places for pianists to go on vacation. Finally an answer to "Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys" . Turn the beach boys up , grab the closest koozie, as we h...
2023-05-1759 minThe Dark RideAnR in the Car: How to save big and still eat churros
Stick out your thumbs and make good with some , grass, cash, or ass, cause no-one rides for free when we take the bar to the car. During this communal commute, we get to the news of the day, figure our why Poseidon was so damn furious, and discuss how to do Disney cheaper then your next door neighbor Carol, who is always bragging about the deals she finds. Put the family roadster into high gear as your favorite two troubadours talk funny about all things theme parks. So slide across the hood, turn on the ignition and...
2023-05-1037 minThe Dark RideResort Round Up - Saratoga Springs Resort and Spa
This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get your Jockeys ready cause were going across the board on this daily double and betting the farm on the ponies, if we could only find some. Join the Derby Duo for the superfecta of stays at Disney's Saratoga Springs Resort and Spa. A donkey farm with a golf problem. This rural deluxe resort is so full of furlongs that you are gonna need...
2023-05-0358 minThe Dark RideMission Space 2: Armageddon Amaretto
A day late and a dollar short... What is this a nod to NASAs budget? Well anyway were back to training with an eye to infinity and beyond! Nope, that’s not right ride. Houston we have a problem! No I don’t think that’s right either but it’s closer, anyway this week we’re back at it, talking about a space themed attraction that will ask you one of the most important questions of your life - are you orange or are you green? And no we’re not talking about peas and carrots we’re talking about...
2023-04-2755 minThe Dark RideA n R Car Ride to the Flip sideStick out your thumbs and make good with some , grass, cash, or ass, cause no-one rides for free when we take the bar to the car. During this communal commute, we get to minding our Qs and As and buckle up our feelings to talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan once again take the show on the road to the mean streets of ... an evening run round midtown ?!? Join the tawdry twosome as they dish it all and talk up some listener mail. So slide across the hood, turn on the ignition and...
2023-04-1931 minThe Dark RideHarry Potter and the Escape From Seven Dwarves Mine CartThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we get our caped caper on with a good ole fashioned bank heist. Come join the drunk duo as we dance down diagon alley, spell cast expecto Patron tequila, and roll deep into Harry Potter and the Escape From Gringotts. What heist would be complete without gold, trolls, dragons, kinky haired spell speakers, and snake faced baddie daddies'. So if you ever wanted to relive your weekly errands by waiting in line at the bank, Join Adriane and Ryan as they stupefy the shorty staff, make...
2023-04-121h 02The Dark RideResort Round Up - Grand Floridian Resort and Spa
This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get out your parasols and make sure to not get your knickers in a bunch , as your two main musing mouthpieces take a spoon full of sugar to make the Ambien go down, that's right were sleeping supercalifragilisticexpialidocious today. Join us as we head to the great equalizer of extravagance, Disney's Grand Floridian Resort and Spa. A red and white deluxe resort so full of pomp a...
2023-04-051h 18The Dark RideAnR at the Bar, Club 33
Today we head on down to the RAM Roadhouse, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about rich things. What sort of rich things you ask?... Well, gold bars and fine cigars but of course. Were getting all up in the secret high society of the Disney rich and famous. Were talking about Club 33 and all the spoils that go with it. So will Walts club house of champagne wishes and caviar dreams be the cats meow or will the super high price tag have us...
2023-03-2243 minThe Dark RideSwiss Family Tree-HootchWhat do you get when you mix Puritan values, Goonie level booby traps, and Bob Villa Carpentry skillz, that's right you get the bungalow on the bough, the lifted loft, Adventureland's own deciduous dwelling. An experience proving that; you can take the château out of Switzerland, but you cant take the family out of this flophouse. You guessed it, were hugging bark at Swiss Family Treehouse. The attraction based on a movie that came out when you weren't yet a twinkle in your granny's eye, and speaking of old folks homes; Today were climbing steps and singing "Oh Ch...
2023-03-1551 minThe Dark RideAnR March Sadness TournamentWell its early spring , with all the cleaning and organizing that comes with it, and as our seasonal affective disorder has taken full control, we felt that it was time to get our competition on. You've heard of the tournement of champions, but who speaks for the speechless, the little long lost and for some, forgotten rides of yesteryear. So that is what were doing today, break out the hatchets for these brackets, because its time to dust off the defuncts with the 2023 Drunk Distory Tournament of Sadness. We will put up some of our favorite rides and attractions t...
2023-03-081h 25The Dark RideTrails End... of an EraHowdy partners! For your safety, remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs away from aunt Gladys's gaping maw of a mouth cause this here is an all you care to enjoy eatery and Good ole Gladys, well she likes to balloon on briskets, pull all the porks, and chomp chickens like they was cheerios. If any of you folks are wearin’ hats or glasses, best remove ’em ( I mean we are at the dinner table, have some manners) ’Cause this here’s the wildest table service in the Fort Wilderness! That's right cowpokes, were sitting down to eat all...
2023-03-0156 minThe Dark RidePrince Champagne's Regal Horse TornadoThis week on ‘The Dark Ride’ we invite you to prick your ears like a stallion at the glue factory and climb aboard some ornately decorated bleached ponies. Join your favorite cowboy and cowgirl as we spur our way into and out of our saddles, while we go round and round the ole horse tornado sipping from ornately bedazzled boots, I mean mugs, were definitely drinking out of mugs just like every other episode. Come with us today as we take a second chance at showmance on the infamously old Prince Charming Regal Carrousel! That’s right, just like our dr...
2023-02-2242 minThe Dark RideResort Roundup - All Star Sports BloopersThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to blue forty two, hut 1, hut2, hike it down to the value resorts and splish splash our way to the "wave" pool as we hang ten off fifty foot tall surfboards, get served five foot diameter tennis balls, and climb... giant coca cola cup staircases? hmmm sports.... If you haven't guessed it yet, we are calling our shots at Disney's All Star Sports Resort...
2023-02-0857 minThe Dark RideResort Roundup - Lifestyles of the Yacht and BeachmousThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to pop several polo collars and have Jeeves bring the rolls around because when its oh so cold in New England we always summer at Disney’s Yacht and Beach Club Resort. So pack your whitest tennis togs and bid farewell to your cats, "buffy", "muffy", and "fluffy" cause were getting high society on this mo fo. This double deluxe resort will charm the mas...
2023-01-2548 minThe Dark RideRock N' Roller Creeper 2 Starring AbsintheThis week on a second pass at shaking ass, we visit your favorite 70 year old Bostonian rockstars this side of the retirement home. That’s right were gonna rock out with our …. Uh….. sun block out, cause I've seen what too much sun has done to ole Stevie Tyler and I want to keep my skin looking attached to my face. Today we face down Disney world's only upside down wonder, the roller coaster that sits inside of a 40 foot tall Fender guitar Its back in the saddle again, today as we revisit… Rock n Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith, but for...
2023-01-1855 minThe Dark RideAnR Present: The Golden ChurrosWelcome Ladies and Gentleman to the first annual Golden Churros Awards Ceremony presented by Drunk Distory! As you've guessed it, Adriane and Ryan ate too many churros and decided to take a trip down memory main street for a glimpse at the year that brought us more Bobs than we can shake an oversized white gloved fist at. This award ceremony will bring shocks and awes and wild spectacles of all kinds that can be crammed into an audio only medium. So pour em if you got em, and put on your finest theme park friendly ball gown and ta...
2023-01-1129 minThe Dark RideResort Round Up – Disney's Contemporary ResortThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. Today, get ready to retreat to this 60s version of the ultra-modern aesthetic. It's not just Mrs. Incredibles sweet caboose that loves this iconic A-frame Resort hotel, its the rest of the incredible cast too. why??? your guess is as good as ours, for a company that has been around for 100 years you would think that they would have more in the gas tank then to cram the only...
2023-01-0445 minThe Dark RideCristal Meth PalaceWhat do you get when you mix Victorian aesthetics with American buffet offerings and a whole lotta Poo(h), that's right you get the little glass house that couldn't. The crystal meth castle on the corner of main street and broken dream lane. The often hoped for and seldom imitated character dining with a damper, The Crystal Palace. This sit down dining with a promise of poor experience has been letting people down since opening day 1971, and was probably last refurbished then as well. The tiresome twosome has a hundred acres worth of feelings on this one. Lets see...
2022-12-141h 01The Dark RideHarry Potter and the Fortified Wine JourneyThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we sneak our way through the forbidden forest for a chance to make out with a dementor while the teachers are distracted by a game of broom hockey ... I mean quidditch, the sport of kings and apparently teenage wizards. But where pray tell shall we find this mystical realm of dungeons and dragons, well at Universal’s Islands of Adventure of course. Come join the drunk duo as we turn back the time turner, spell cast expecto Patron tequila, and roll deep into Harry Potter and the...
2022-11-301h 03The Dark RideAnR EXCLUSIVE!!! The Bob SwapHot off the presses, extra extra listen all about it. The king is dead, long live the king. Today is a very special event celebration, pop that bubbly cause bobby paycheck the 7th and baldest of the Disney CEOs just went the way of Mother Gothel, banished to live in his ivory tower equipped with a golden parachute. And in his place will return the man, the myth, the Disney legend. Mr. personable himself. Our very own favorite sweater wearing dad about town. Mr nice guy - Bob Iger. We got ourselves a classic Disney bob swap. And Drunk...
2022-11-2337 minThe Dark RideAnR Get our Houses Sorted... HP styleThis isn't a plug for Marie Kondo but it is time to get some shit sorted. The terrific twosome is heading to the three terabyte broomsticks to chug Pumpkin Juice over a full English with a side of Bertie Botts every flavor beans. We got Cornish pasties on the table and quidditch on the big screen. But what table do we sit at? there are so many choices, each with more identity issues then JK can shake a wand at. Do we pick to sit with the Ravenclaw table with their wisdom and wit, or those hard-working softies at...
2022-11-1637 minThe Dark RidePop-ular Century ClubDrunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Hotels, Pop Century Pop-century, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast
This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to do the time warp again, as we drink our way through the decades, just like grandpa did. Were heading to the land of hippy dippies and boogie down...
2022-11-0953 minThe Dark RideSoarin’ Around the Bar - Another Round!Soarin 2. If you thought round one was good. Buckle yo damn belts cause we flying as high as Santa’s jingling bells. Put your seats and tray tables up and enjoy your flight on The Dark Ride. enjoy!
Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Halloween, Road Trip, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast
2022-11-041h 01The Dark RideOh the Horror...Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Halloween, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast
It’s a monster mash up today as The Dark Ride talks Unbuilt Attractions. Have you ever wondered what a night in Bald Mountain might be like? And no before you ask that is not the name of Bob Chapek’s sex tape. It is just one of the many unbuilt scary, spooky, cooky , and creepy attractions that were once on the books at Orlando’s favorite haunting grounds. And you th...
2022-10-2654 minThe Dark RideDrunk Distory Presents: The Car RideDrunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Halloween, Road Trip, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast
Welcome foolish mortals, to The Dark Ride's Spooky Speedway. Today we head on down to the gasoline gin station, to drive our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan literally take their show on the road and stay between the yellow lines while chattin up some favorite spooky themey questions and give out some hard breaking answers. Then its off t...
2022-10-1930 minThe Dark RideDrunk Distory SpooktacularDrunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Halloween, Villains, Disney Villains, Drinking Game Podcast
Welcome foolish mortals, to The Dark Ride's Spooky Séance Spectacular. get your retched rankings fix with our two ghoulish gabbers as we drive the hearse off the cliff with our brand spankin new super scary ranking system based on the Fab Five. We got dark rides to dig, we got robots to roast, and we got the most villainous walk around characters this side of Atlantic City. If you're brave enough, join u...
2022-10-121h 14The Dark RideAt the Bar With A & R: Character Evaluation with TremaineTok!Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Halloween, Face Characters, Cinderella Evil Stepmother, Drinking Game Podcast,
Today we head on down to the gigabyte garage, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan welcome a very special guest to get learned about the world behind the masks. Yes that’s right the wonderful Jessica also known as @Tremainetok on TikTok and @TremainetokJessica on Instagram joins us for a deep dive into her experience as a Disney park fa...
2022-10-0553 minThe Dark RideRevenge of the Mummy ... The DrinkDrunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Halloween, Mummy, Revenge of the Mummy The Ride, Drinking Game Podcast, Funny, Comedy, Comedians
This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we unravel in Universal Studios Orlando as we drink the best movie monster minecart ride this side of Gringotts. That's right, it's the spooky season yet again and here at the Dark Ride we love two things; hollywood monsters and ace bandages, and if I know a place that does classic horror mons...
2022-09-2851 minThe Dark RideResort Round Up – Disney's Port Orleans Resort - French QuarterThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to join a jazzed up second line, put some bourbon in your streets and figure out all the voodoo that you do as we scarf the king cake of Disney's moderate resorts Disney's Port Orleans Resort - French Quarter. This tiny giant has all the charm of the big easy without the smell of vomit. Adriane and Ryan dive deep into the bayou to f...
2022-09-2154 minThe Dark RideResort Round Up – Disney's Boardwalk ResortThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to curl up under the great wooded way and wake up to jugglers, magicians, and other unscrupulous roustabouts trying to swindle you out of your hard-earned greenbacks, at Disney’s Boardwalk Resort. All we are missing is a seedy casino and this deluxe hotel would have all the trappings of ... Atlantic City,...New... Florida, wait I may be confused by all this colorful amusemen...
2022-08-241h 08The Dark RideDrunko the Chugging Elephant - A Drunk Distory SqueakquelToday we runaway back to the circus for a second sloshed spin around the big top. Have you seen an elephant fly.... well we have, and it didn’t have anything to do with those weird churros we ate. Join us as the dark ride heads back to Disney vault where we dive even deeper into the question; "Why does Disney want to make me cry so badly"????!!! If you are like me, you may need the help of some pink vodka elephant drinks, and this week you are in luck because we’re sipping on some pachyderms with a punch...
2022-08-1041 minThe Dark RideResort Round Up - Wilderness LodgeThis week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to get lost in the great outdoors, in a place that puts the totem into the tentpole of deluxe. Wake to the lake and join us as we head to Disney's Wilderness Lodge. A deluxe resort so adventurous that like a ‘90s Brad Pitt movie, it has ‘a river runs through it ‘. This “National Parks” spin off will take you out of your tent and put you...
2022-08-0355 minThe Dark RideResort Round Up - Animal Kingdom LodgeThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament will have us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when your away. This week, get ready to hit the hay, in a place that puts the zzzzs in zebra. Rise and shine on the wild side, and join us as we head to Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge...
2022-07-201h 07The Dark RideResort Round Up - Caribbean BeachThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament will have us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when your away. This week, get ready to to see how low you can go as you limbo past your favorite tropical bird of paradise and join us as we head to Disney's Caribbean Beach Resort. A place...
2022-07-0654 min
The Dark RideResort Round Up - All Star MusicThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we start off our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament will have us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when your away. This week, get ready to bust out your blue suede shoes and get your Grammy polished cause today were heading to Disney's All Star Music Resort. A place where giant maracas can e-calypso out the...
2022-06-2940 minThe Dark RideEverest 2: Legend of the Forbidden Fuzzy NavelToday we go back to the inaugural episode of Drunk Distory presents The Dark Ride, to ask ourselves the hard questions; what is joy?, where do the wild things live?, and is disco yeti a good wingman at a party, or is he too busy bustin his own groove to help you with your moves? Listen in as lifetime Disney fans Ryan and Adriane mudslide down the tallest mountain in all of Walt Disney World for a second go at a world class attraction: Expedition Everest - Legend of the Forbidden Mountain - Round two. So how does the...
2022-05-251h 04The Dark RidePino-Grigio's Daring JourneyThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head on over to Anaheim, to find the little balsam boy hiding in blacklit plywood flats. This is our pleasure island; not a night club strewn wasteland in central Florida, but a dark ride, where classic golden age nostalgia meets bottom line budgets. So if you have ever wished upon a star for a fast pass or dining rez, you are ready to join us on a mad cap adventure where the story's villains are as numerous as the donkeys, and our love of a dis...
2022-05-0459 minThe Dark RideJourney Into Rehab with FigmentThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’. Join us as we take a journey into our imaginations and remember a boisterous bearded man with a penchant for porkchops and his likable little fellow with the horns of a steer and a deep purple pigment. Today we muster up the courage to ride a replacement of a theme park wunderkind, as we cover Journey into Imagination with Figment. Tune in and find out; what ever happened to the dreamfinder?, why is Figment a frat bro now?, who in the great basin of beelzebub is Dr...
2022-03-0954 minThe Dark RideDeplorable Me, Mimosa MayhemThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we drop into Universal Studios to drink the movies with our mischievous little yellow fiends. Join us as we get zapped by an experimental prototype, blasted into training by a maniacal mastermind, and save an anniversary present from the clutches of doom as we ride, the one and potentially many - Despicable Me, Minion Mayhem! A simulator ride that goes bananas. Will Adriane and Ryan be able to decipher the lovable little louses, or will we need a rosetta stone to hear out these henchmen. There’s only...
2022-02-1647 minThe Dark RideWaste of Space 220This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we put our best NASA gear on to dine amongst the stars. That's right, its our very first full restaurant experience. Adriane and Ryan got the reservation that everyone is going galactic gaga over and were here to spill the cosmic chamomile all about our experience at Space 220. We talk at length about the goods, the bads, and the tang drinks that are available orbiting 220 miles above EPCOT's world discovery. But will this shiny new space station wow, or will it be a nebula not again...
2022-01-261h 01The Dark RideFlorida Bound: a Drunk Distory VacationHello to the Hap Happ Happiest bunch of disnerds this side of the nuthouse, It’s time for the very first Drunk Distory family group Florida trip on this special trip report episode of ‘The Dark Ride’. Join Adriane and Ryan as they mingle and jingle their way through their favorite central Florida theme parks and share with you all the deets of the recent holiday trip. This episode will start with a pre trip thoughts section and then through the magic of the time warp, we will hear all about the post trip wrap up. It's so much fun we...
2021-12-221h 23The Dark RideMr. Toad's Risky VibeThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we hop in the way back machine to visit an opening day attraction from the days of yore to take a ride on the wild side. This is one of the strangest rides to ever grace the dis universe. That’s right, get your license and registrations ready for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride week! The ride that tells all little Mickeys and Minnies, that if they live a life of freedom on the open road, they might end up getting hit by a train and spend the he...
2021-12-0854 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown - It's A WrapThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we wrap up our not so Minnie-tournament where we drank all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Time to remember the good, the bad, the Italy. Over the last few months we did deep dives all around Epcots world showcase and now we need your help to wrap up our lap around the lagoon. We ranked each of the pavilions in a series of categories in our drink that Pavilion game. And today Were gonna cover the highs, lows, and mid riff weirds of the whole...
2021-11-2452 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown: Mexico PavilionThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we complete our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Time to remember me, Panchito, Jose, and Donald as we motorboat our way through the finest example of outside inside this side of the lagoon. That's right we have made our way all the way round the puddle and today we will get blind drunk on margs while we chat all things Mexico! Will this pyramid with the heart of a jaguar take home the prize of top pavilion or will its ho...
2021-11-1753 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown - Norway PavilionThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Join us as we head to the very Mythical realm of Arendelle and the very real country of Norway to let it all go. Adriane and Ryan dive into the deep end of a pool filled with the remains of a summer struck Olaf to figure out all the good stuff in this Scandinavian soufflé. From Trolls to snowball we cover it all, but does this frozen wonderland have what it takes to...
2021-11-1149 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown - China PavilionThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Join us as we head to the far east of the lagoon and the far far east of the world as we find out if there is a thing as too big of a gift shop. Were heading to China where we can discover hand done intricately carved wooden doors and intricately molded plastic dragons. A land where they turn water into tea, temples filled with symbolism, and hats shaped like racism...
2021-11-0352 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown - Germany PavilionThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Pack your socks and sandals, and hold on to your Bretzels because this week we’re headed to the land of beer and sausages! That’s right it’s – It’s Germany Pavilion week There’s lots of amazing shopping, food, and beer in this pavilion but does it have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find out!
2021-10-1547 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown: Italy PavilionSilencio Brunos and Brunettes, This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! This week we’re heading over to the boot shaped bonanza, the ole country itself - The Italy Pavilion! This is a doozy of a restaurant,... I mean episode. Listen in as Adriane and Ryan drink heavily and find out if riding on the Pope's back would make for a good pavilion ride, or if their is anything worse than a whistle blowing mime. We take no prisoners...
2021-10-061h 03The Dark RideA & R at the Bar Tripping ReportsThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head to the chill zone to drink beers and discuss all of the happenings from Adriane's latest Trip to WDW! We start off discussing the The Food and drinks and quickly fall into all things fall at Disney. Stay with us for Boo Bashing, Hotels, Merch and all the pre 50th madness. Did one of our venerable hosts bite the bullet and finally become an AP??? There’s only one way to find out!
2021-09-2248 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown: The American AdventureThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Time to bring it on home, will the acapella and apple pie of America sway our votes or will this pavilion flounder like a fish during the Boston tea party. This week we invite you to grab your golden wings as we soar over to the American Adventure Pavilion! The home of The American Adventure, coincidence... I think not. Look out for Muppets slingin BBQ, Voices of Liberty, and a colonial sense o...
2021-09-1657 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown - Japan PavilionThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! This week we’re heading over to the home of all things cute culture - The Japan Pavilion! There’s lots of amazing shopping, food, and cocktails in this pavilion but does it have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find out!
2021-09-0958 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown - Morroco PavilionThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Grab your favorite Fez because this week we’re heading to the beautifully themed Morroco Pavilion! The home of Aladdin and Jasmine, or at least that’s where they can be found at Epcot! There’s a lot of great shopping, food, and cocktails in this pavilion but does it have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find out!
2021-09-0152 minThe Dark RideAt the Bar with A&R - I went to Space and all I got was this Rise of the Resistance Boarding Group!This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head back to the virtual tavern to drink beers and discuss all of the latest happenings in the Disney Universe! We start off discussing the much anticipated Star Wars Galactic Cruiser, things like how much it costs, what’s included, and does it actually go to space? We then switch gears to a more fun (and less expensive) segment where we each share our favorite and least favorite of the 5 senses at Disney World! We finish up with a rousing round of Truth or a Drink...
2021-08-2542 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown: France PavilionThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Grab a baguette and your favorite beret because this week we invite you to be our guest as we head over to the France Pavilion! The home of Beauty and the Beast, Aurora, and some insane acrobats that stand on chairs! There’s a lot of great food, wine, and perfume in this pavilion but do our friends from la France Continentale have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s...
2021-08-1947 minThe Dark RideAt the Bar with A&R - Which Adventureland Attraction Would You Sell For Parts?This week on an all need episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head back to the virtual tavern to drink beers and discuss some crazy news going on in the Disney Universe! Starting with the news that the beloved Happily Ever After nighttime spectacular will be ending for good in September. So sad. *sips beer* Then we discuss the man who jumped the berm at Magic Kingdom and tried to sneak in wearing flannel in the hot Florida sun no less! We also take a bunch of great listener questions and finish up with a rousing round of T...
2021-08-1145 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown - United Kingdom PavilionThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Can you smell the fish and chips in the air? Because this week we’re headed to the United Kingdom Pavilion! The home of Winnie the Pooh, Alice in Wonderland, Mary Poppins, and Dick Van Dyke‘s really bad English accent impression! There’s a lot going on in this pavilion but do our friends across the pond have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find ou
2021-08-0448 minThe Dark RideWorld Showcase Showdown - Canada PavilionThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we begin our much anticipated mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of the Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions!!! This podcast was made for drinking and so were these pavilions so we’re the right place! But - we’re starting off in what some might consider the wrong place - Canada! That’s right, we’re going counterclockwise baby! Deal with it haha. Canada is a beautiful pavilion, no doubt, but do our friends up north have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way t
2021-07-2853 minThe Dark RidePopeye & Bluto's Rafts & DraftsThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we hold on tight and brave our way through some very raging rapids at Universal’s Islands of Adventure to ride - Popeye & Bluto's Bilge-Rat Barges! The ride where there are lots of spectacular splashes and tons of silliness that will make you laugh, scream, and wish you brought an extra set of clothes! So, will that blowhard Bluto actually make off with Popeye's best gal Olive Oyl or will an 18-foot octopus take him all the way to the bottom of the ocean? There’s only one...
2021-07-2159 minThe Dark RideMai Tai-Phoon LagoonCowabonga Baby! This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue hot-podcast summer by drinking yet another of the great Orlando themed water parks – Typhoon Lagoon! This storm-ravaged tropical bay is the perfect place to cool down during the hot summer months (if only it was currently open *cry-face emoji*). That’s right, it’s time to join Miss Tilly the shrimp boat that was impaled upon Mount Mayday and erupt into some laughter (with the help of some strong drinks) to see if Typhoon Lagoon and it’s dope wave pool have what it take...
2021-07-1453 minThe Dark RideBlizzard Beach - Alpine Ale HausThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head back to the beach to drink the water park that’s disguised as a ski lodge - Blizzard Beach! This is a divisive one with Adriane believing that the theming should have leaned into more of a holiday vibe and Ryan thinking it would have been more well-suited as an Olympic Village. But one thing that they both agree on is that this park has some pretty great slides and a majorly unique concept! So will Blizzard Beach Teamboat Spring to the top or will i...
2021-06-301h 18The Dark RideJurassic Park Drinking AdventureThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we drop into Universal’s Islands of Adventure to drink the one and only - Jurassic Park River Adventure! A water raft ride 6.5 Billion years in the making! Did you know that when built, the 85-foot plunge was the largest theme park water descent ever constructed? Or that the baby stegosaurus and its mother who are sharing a tender moment together during the ride are completely real and in no way animatronic? I mean this is Jurassic Park, after all! Okay only one of those facts is tru...
2021-06-1658 minThe Dark RideCry Me A River CountryThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we stumble down to an old fashioned swimming hole to drink the now defunct Disney legend - River Country! That’s right, just off the shores of Bay Lake once stood Disney’s first water park. It closed in 2001 and sat abandoned for almost 2 decades and in the process gained a cult-like following thanks to some creepy footage captured by urban explorers. It’s since been demolished, but the fond childhood memories splashing around in it’s muddy waters still remain. So, will this once beloved water park r...
2021-06-0951 minThe Dark RideAt the Bar with A&R - Captain Minnie and the Three Hour Tour!This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head back to the Virtual Tavern to take down some beers while taking down some listener questions! We also discuss the similarities between Gilligan’s Island and Tom Sawyer Island. And we finish the show with a rousing round of Truth or Drink where you’ll find out the answers to questions like - Who are Ryan’s least favorite Disney park guests? And what’s Adriane’s biggest Disney regret? So have a listen because that’s the only way to find out!
2021-06-021h 01The Dark RideAlien Encounter of the Fourth DrinkThis week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we go back to the days of yore to encounter one of the most terrifying rides to ever grace the Magic Kingdom. That’s right, hide yo kids, hide yo wives it’s ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter week! The ride that every sadistic parent dragged their child on when they got tired of them whining for another Mickey Ice Cream Bar. And if you were one of the poor unfortunate souls who got to experience it then you definitely never forgot it, no matter how hard you tried. S...
2021-05-261h 13The Dark RideAlien Swirling Saucers - Beware the White Claws!This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ presented by Drunk Distory, we hop aboard some adorable neon-colored saucers to face-off against the Evil Claw! That’s right, it’s ‘Alien Swirling Saucers’ week. One of three Toy Story Land attractions, this charming little ride has us whipping back the White Claws! We finish the show with a nail-biting round of Theme Park Truth or Drink where you’ll find out what one of us would do if we suddenly became invisible in the park! So, will Alien Swirling Saucers trailer-hitch it’s way to Planet Pepperonia or will it Slink...
2021-05-1946 minThe Dark RideMad Tea Party AnimalsThis week’s episode is absolutely mad and the only tea we’ll be drinking is the kind from Long Island! That’s right we’re talking about the Mad Tea Party, a celebrated park icon where you sit in a life-size teacup and hurl, I mean twirl. Let’s be honest everyone at the real Un-birthday party was completely wasted, and everyone on this podcast is as well. This week we truly do live up to our Drunk Distory namesake. So, will the mad tea party spin to the top or will these beautifully colored cups fall to the floor and...
2020-04-1537 min