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Welcome WWWOven BombDustin's on the mend while Igor is running on no sleep in this not-so-scary Halloween episode where Dustin confesses his love for Reba McEntire. Dustin and Igor continue the Boomer Quiz. Igor contrasts Road House (1989) and Road House (2024). They also review Abduction (2011), and choose Pump Up the Volume (1990) as the next random movie. Lastly, Igor blocks YouTube and Reddit. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: LeechBlock. "We should all be more like Snoop Dogg."
2024-10-211h 02Welcome WWWOven BombDustin's on the mend while Igor is running on no sleep in this not-so-scary Halloween episode where Dustin confesses his love for Reba McEntire. Dustin and Igor continue the Boomer Quiz. Igor contrasts Road House (1989) and Road House (2024). They also review Abduction (2011), and choose Pump Up the Volume (1990) as the next random movie. Lastly, Igor blocks YouTube and Reddit. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: LeechBlock. "We should all be more like Snoop Dogg."
2024-10-211h 02Welcome WWWArmchair MurderersIgor tries the new Winter Edition from Red Bull. Dustin and Igor discuss facial hair, start the Boomer Quiz, and briefly add "true crime" to the podcast's list of genres. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: boombox. "The 14-year-old should've Weekend at Bernie's her mom with three bullet wounds in her face."
2024-10-071h 17Welcome WWWArmchair MurderersIgor tries the new Winter Edition from Red Bull. Dustin and Igor discuss facial hair, start the Boomer Quiz, and briefly add "true crime" to the podcast's list of genres. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: boombox. "The 14-year-old should've Weekend at Bernie's her mom with three bullet wounds in her face."
2024-10-071h 17Welcome WWWBox MonkeyDustin and Igor discuss Igor's new phone, Life as We Know It, and Buffalo's Buffalo wings. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Aquaria. "He should be dead. He's 94 years old."
2024-09-091h 01Welcome WWWBox MonkeyDustin and Igor discuss Igor's new phone, Life as We Know It, and Buffalo's Buffalo wings. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm References: Aquaria. "He should be dead. He's 94 years old."
2024-09-091h 01Welcome WWWTime WasterDustin and Igor discuss the YouTube algorithm, fear, being immortalized, the fall of a nation, and Dustin's new computer. Igor also reviews I Love You, Man. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "They do get more scared when they read. At least I feel like that's how it used to be when children used to read."
2024-08-261h 09Welcome WWWTime WasterDustin and Igor discuss the YouTube algorithm, fear, being immortalized, the fall of a nation, and Dustin's new computer. Igor also reviews I Love You, Man. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm "They do get more scared when they read. At least I feel like that's how it used to be when children used to read."
2024-08-261h 09Welcome WWWMatryoshka YachtsDustin and Igor finish the second (and reveal the next) Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm Igor reviews Captain Phillips and Finding Forrester. They also discuss Dustin's quest for his local butcher and the new generation. References: new and opposite-of-improved State Street logo, Aflac Duck, first Aflac commercial, Japanese Aflac commercial, Monster Tour Water, Monster case study. "People are people too."
2024-07-011h 29Welcome WWWMatryoshka YachtsDustin and Igor finish the second (and reveal the next) Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm Igor reviews Captain Phillips and Finding Forrester. They also discuss Dustin's quest for his local butcher and the new generation. References: new and opposite-of-improved State Street logo, Aflac Duck, first Aflac commercial, Japanese Aflac commercial, Monster Tour Water, Monster case study. "People are people too."
2024-07-011h 29Welcome WWWRace CardDustin and Igor discuss Neon King Genesis of the Hill Evangelion. Igor reviews the X-Men prequels. Dustin rants. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Propane Genesis Evangelion, X-Men '97. "Maybe I'm sexist, but I always think of a stereotypical, built, masculine figure."
2024-04-081h 30Welcome WWWRace CardDustin and Igor discuss Neon King Genesis of the Hill Evangelion. Igor reviews the X-Men prequels. Dustin rants. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Propane Genesis Evangelion, X-Men '97. "Maybe I'm sexist, but I always think of a stereotypical, built, masculine figure."
2024-04-081h 30Welcome WWWMentally SufficientIgor taste tests two competing energy drink brands and reveals SunnyD's "sweet" secret. Dustin and Igor deduce that life in plastic is fantastic and download a car. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Pluto TV, Otm Shank's book. "I want to see the first human who's more plastic than human."
2024-03-111h 18Welcome WWWMentally SufficientIgor taste tests two competing energy drink brands and reveals SunnyD's "sweet" secret. Dustin and Igor deduce that life in plastic is fantastic and download a car. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Pluto TV, Otm Shank's book. "I want to see the first human who's more plastic than human."
2024-03-111h 18Welcome WWWSugar and SaltDustin and Igor discuss energy drinks. Dustin considers making soup in a bathtub. Igor briefly reviews Canada. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: LifeStraw, Survivorman, Mantracker, AutoZone. "That's the best kind of energy drink: pure human will and determination."
2024-01-291h 23Welcome WWWSugar and SaltDustin and Igor discuss energy drinks. Dustin considers making soup in a bathtub. Igor briefly reviews Canada. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: LifeStraw, Survivorman, Mantracker, AutoZone. "That's the best kind of energy drink: pure human will and determination."
2024-01-291h 23Welcome WWWThe CompanyDustin and Igor discuss ChatGPT's new feature, transportation, and collectibles. Dustin reviews this year's The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: box Pokemon, potato Pokemon, pharmaceutical Pokemon, not Colgate-Palmolive, Zelda CD-I, more Zelda CD-I, petrichor, all the world's cereal. "I thought that mint condition actually had something to do with the flavour of mint."
2023-11-201h 31Welcome WWWThe CompanyDustin and Igor discuss ChatGPT's new feature, transportation, and collectibles. Dustin reviews this year's The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: box Pokemon, potato Pokemon, pharmaceutical Pokemon, not Colgate-Palmolive, Zelda CD-I, more Zelda CD-I, petrichor, all the world's cereal. "I thought that mint condition actually had something to do with the flavour of mint."
2023-11-201h 31Welcome WWWIron BedDustin and Igor discuss bed-making and Halloween. Dustin reviews Cocaine Bear. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: tired as drunk, Weekend at Bernie's, Guy Fawkes Day, make your bed, weight loss. "Brother's uncle's mother's baby's daughter."
2023-11-061h 32Welcome WWWIron BedDustin and Igor discuss bed-making and Halloween. Dustin reviews Cocaine Bear. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: tired as drunk, Weekend at Bernie's, Guy Fawkes Day, make your bed, weight loss. "Brother's uncle's mother's baby's daughter."
2023-11-061h 32Welcome WWWSuction CupsIgor talks about his new apartment and a trip to IKEA. Dustin shares a photo of his clock. They also discuss the trials and tribulations of living (in an apartment), and Spam's humanitarian efforts. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Dustin's clock, Spam's T-shirt. "I'm in a better place now."
2023-08-281h 34Welcome WWWSuction CupsIgor talks about his new apartment and a trip to IKEA. Dustin shares a photo of his clock. They also discuss the trials and tribulations of living (in an apartment), and Spam's humanitarian efforts. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot2.welcome.fm References: Dustin's clock, Spam's T-shirt. "I'm in a better place now."
2023-08-281h 34Welcome WWWFour GrapesDustin and Igor talk about Main Character Syndrome and the Spotlight Effect, mull over music, survive the wildfires, and express their favourite moments of season 2. Dustin rants about stupidity, streaming culture, and the Spam Jam. He also concludes the "What Would Europe Do?" survey and brags about what landed in his toilet. Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Farfetch'd v. Abra, Gastly v. Mewtwo, Dratini v. Jynx, Bulbasaur v. Pidgey, Jynx v. Pidgey, and Squirtle v. Jynx. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.we...
2023-06-191h 36Welcome WWWFour GrapesDustin and Igor talk about Main Character Syndrome and the Spotlight Effect, mull over music, survive the wildfires, and express their favourite moments of season 2. Dustin rants about stupidity, streaming culture, and the Spam Jam. He also concludes the "What Would Europe Do?" survey and brags about what landed in his toilet. Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Farfetch'd v. Abra, Gastly v. Mewtwo, Dratini v. Jynx, Bulbasaur v. Pidgey, Jynx v. Pidgey, and Squirtle v. Jynx. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.we...
2023-06-191h 36Welcome WWWTone-Deaf DonkeysIgor s-egg-ways into a new s-egg-ment about Salmonella. Dustin shares some subatomic and not-so-subatomic stories. Igor forgets about writing a non-award-winning song. Dustin continues the "What Would Europe Do?" survey. Then they continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Jynx v. Vulpix. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: Hormel does it again, orphan source 1, orphan source 2, Chernobyl Sarcophagus, Tom Scott and the Arsenic Mines, Stable Poliwag, Stable Kangaskhan. "Cinderella is a bacteria... made of fire—as opposed to salmon."
2023-06-051h 14Welcome WWWTone-Deaf DonkeysIgor s-egg-ways into a new s-egg-ment about Salmonella. Dustin shares some subatomic and not-so-subatomic stories. Igor forgets about writing a non-award-winning song. Dustin continues the "What Would Europe Do?" survey. Then they continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Jynx v. Vulpix. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: Hormel does it again, orphan source 1, orphan source 2, Chernobyl Sarcophagus, Tom Scott and the Arsenic Mines, Stable Poliwag, Stable Kangaskhan. "Cinderella is a bacteria... made of fire—as opposed to salmon."
2023-06-051h 14Welcome WWWPortable BidetDustin and Igor have a crappy conversation and cube some potatoes. Igor reports a missing plane, reviews Moon Knight, and finds guidance while Dustin quizzes him. Then they continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Ditto v. Bellsprout, Snorlax v. Charmander, Chansey v. Slowpoke, Kabuto v. Magikarp, Kangaskhan v. Poliwag, Tangela v. Cubone, and Voltorb v. Diglett. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: bum gun. "I think I used a bidet like once in my life, although I always think about it."
2023-05-241h 11Welcome WWWPortable BidetDustin and Igor have a crappy conversation and cube some potatoes. Igor reports a missing plane, reviews Moon Knight, and finds guidance while Dustin quizzes him. Then they continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Ditto v. Bellsprout, Snorlax v. Charmander, Chansey v. Slowpoke, Kabuto v. Magikarp, Kangaskhan v. Poliwag, Tangela v. Cubone, and Voltorb v. Diglett. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: bum gun. "I think I used a bidet like once in my life, although I always think about it."
2023-05-241h 11Welcome WWWFair-weather FansDustin and Igor discuss Igor's whereabouts and go off on tangents. Igor supplies some Canadian content, encounters a Kentucky Fried Console, and recommends City Hunter (1993). Dustin reviews Dragonball Evolution and considers watching A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy and Love and a Bullet. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "I think that's a good life lesson for everybody: make your own rules."
2023-05-101h 05Welcome WWWFair-weather FansDustin and Igor discuss Igor's whereabouts and go off on tangents. Igor supplies some Canadian content, encounters a Kentucky Fried Console, and recommends City Hunter (1993). Dustin reviews Dragonball Evolution and considers watching A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy and Love and a Bullet. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "I think that's a good life lesson for everybody: make your own rules."
2023-05-101h 05Welcome WWWBoxing BallerinaDustin and Igor talk about the weather, golf, and Tubi. Then Igor reviews Dragonball Evolution while Dustin continues reviewing One Piece and yearns to become a cruciverbalist. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: eating potato chips. "I really do like my chain patterns."
2023-04-261h 13Welcome WWWBoxing BallerinaDustin and Igor talk about the weather, golf, and Tubi. Then Igor reviews Dragonball Evolution while Dustin continues reviewing One Piece and yearns to become a cruciverbalist. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: eating potato chips. "I really do like my chain patterns."
2023-04-261h 13Welcome WWWAsh HatDustin and Igor prepare a Sesame Street episode about Ramadan and crossing the street. Dustin teaches us about KFC's logos and the Taco Bell Hail Mary, and then shares his daring adventures at the supermarket. The two also brainstorm Dustin's upcoming brand of grocery store products. Dustin wants to be the straight man and also spoils the ending of Ash's Pokemon adventures. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: toy iron filings. "The little chihuahua saved the colonel."
2023-04-101h 19Welcome WWWAsh HatDustin and Igor prepare a Sesame Street episode about Ramadan and crossing the street. Dustin teaches us about KFC's logos and the Taco Bell Hail Mary, and then shares his daring adventures at the supermarket. The two also brainstorm Dustin's upcoming brand of grocery store products. Dustin wants to be the straight man and also spoils the ending of Ash's Pokemon adventures. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: toy iron filings. "The little chihuahua saved the colonel."
2023-04-101h 19Welcome WWWDead Dad JokesDustin and Igor discuss heaven's org structure. Igor reviews Reggie's book and Dustin compares leadership at the three console makers. They also celebrate celebrities who are outspoken nerds. Next, Igor teases what he's reading now and Dustin gives his ongoing One Piece update. Igor also shows off his boxes (1, 2, 3, 4) and potatoes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11). Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visitin
2023-03-271h 25Welcome WWWDead Dad JokesDustin and Igor discuss heaven's org structure. Igor reviews Reggie's book and Dustin compares leadership at the three console makers. They also celebrate celebrities who are outspoken nerds. Next, Igor teases what he's reading now and Dustin gives his ongoing One Piece update. Igor also shows off his boxes (1, 2, 3, 4) and potatoes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11). Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visitin
2023-03-271h 25Welcome WWWExecutive MansionDustin and Igor discuss Casablanca, the White House, Gorffwysfa, and the OG whitewashing. Dustin quizzes Igor on wacky walkability, translucent toilets, and whistling kettles. The two also argue about the true meaning of Pancake Day. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "Being kicked out of a country—it's a really good motivation to go somewhere else."
2023-03-131h 15Welcome WWWExecutive MansionDustin and Igor discuss Casablanca, the White House, Gorffwysfa, and the OG whitewashing. Dustin quizzes Igor on wacky walkability, translucent toilets, and whistling kettles. The two also argue about the true meaning of Pancake Day. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "Being kicked out of a country—it's a really good motivation to go somewhere else."
2023-03-131h 15Welcome WWWPodcast TycoonDustin and Igor discuss the appeal of a podcast management simulator. Igor tells the story of the Beale ciphers. Dustin quizzes Igor on taxes and tips, and reviews another arc of One Piece. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: swarthy. "The Mexican British rock star, Brook."
2023-02-271h 22Welcome WWWPodcast TycoonDustin and Igor discuss the appeal of a podcast management simulator. Igor tells the story of the Beale ciphers. Dustin quizzes Igor on taxes and tips, and reviews another arc of One Piece. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: swarthy. "The Mexican British rock star, Brook."
2023-02-271h 22Welcome WWWSchrödinger's GroundhogDustin and Igor discuss Groundhog Day: the day, the film, and the truth. They also talk about That '90s Show and Mythbusters, and Dustin continues his review of One Piece. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: gossamer, and the Edge of Tomorrow. "I think you shouldn't be touching strange humans either."
2023-02-131h 24Welcome WWWSchrödinger's GroundhogDustin and Igor discuss Groundhog Day: the day, the film, and the truth. They also talk about That '90s Show and Mythbusters, and Dustin continues his review of One Piece. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: gossamer, and the Edge of Tomorrow. "I think you shouldn't be touching strange humans either."
2023-02-131h 24Welcome WWWRegular SaladDustin and Igor interview a salad about eggs, the bird flu, and produce. Dustin reveals his tips for "negotiating" at farmers markets, and then briefly reviews the first 200 episodes of One Piece. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: ostrich egg, lightning, Burger King toys, and the cry of the Victreebel. "Farmers markets are great! They're not just for old people—they're really not."
2023-01-301h 26Welcome WWWRegular SaladDustin and Igor interview a salad about eggs, the bird flu, and produce. Dustin reveals his tips for "negotiating" at farmers markets, and then briefly reviews the first 200 episodes of One Piece. Then they continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: ostrich egg, lightning, Burger King toys, and the cry of the Victreebel. "Farmers markets are great! They're not just for old people—they're really not."
2023-01-301h 26Welcome WWWRobot WhaleThis episode is brought to you by the letters E and R. Follow along here, here, and here. Dustin recites a limerick, mathematical That Igor finds all but hysterical. They play to the beat of Sesame Street and other kid's shows, even three-dimensional. Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Machop v. Poliwag, Eevee v. Porygon, Hitmonlee v. Tangela, Aerodactyl v. Shellder, and Clefairy v. Paras. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: Pokenatomy, Voltorb, and Electrode.
2023-01-161h 15Welcome WWWRobot WhaleThis episode is brought to you by the letters E and R. Follow along here, here, and here. Dustin recites a limerick, mathematical That Igor finds all but hysterical. They play to the beat of Sesame Street and other kid's shows, even three-dimensional. Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things after revealing the tiebreakers so far: Machop v. Poliwag, Eevee v. Porygon, Hitmonlee v. Tangela, Aerodactyl v. Shellder, and Clefairy v. Paras. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: Pokenatomy, Voltorb, and Electrode.
2023-01-161h 15Welcome WWWPalinphobiaDustin and Igor celebrate the start of 2023 and their 40th episode with a Simpsons quiz. Try to beat Dustin's whopping 5 out of 40 by following along: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,
2023-01-021h 26Welcome WWWPalinphobiaDustin and Igor celebrate the start of 2023 and their 40th episode with a Simpsons quiz. Try to beat Dustin's whopping 5 out of 40 by following along: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,
2023-01-021h 26Welcome WWWUnreasonableDustin and Igor critique why people criticize each other, Dustin says something that no one has ever said before, Igor learns to read again, and Dustin talks about QI, The First 48, and Lie to Me. Then the two continue the Tournament of Things, featuring a cute Kadabra. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "The octopus wrapped its slimy tentacles around the remote control."
2022-12-051h 15Welcome WWWUnreasonableDustin and Igor critique why people criticize each other, Dustin says something that no one has ever said before, Igor learns to read again, and Dustin talks about QI, The First 48, and Lie to Me. Then the two continue the Tournament of Things, featuring a cute Kadabra. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "The octopus wrapped its slimy tentacles around the remote control."
2022-12-051h 15Welcome WWWWords of AblutionDustin and Igor mourn the passing of Kevin Conroy, subtract half a dimension, debate AI resurrecting dead voice actors, discuss The Simpsons' racial controversies, and ponder the lack of new memorable recurring characters in The Simpsons. Igor defines the first official Word of the Fortnight: Ablution. He also explains why he tracks all his time. Then the two waste some time, continue the Tournament of Things, and begin to keep an eye on the legendary Goh. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: Ruth Powers, stereotypical lawyer, blue-haired lawyer, the...
2022-11-211h 11Welcome WWWWords of AblutionDustin and Igor mourn the passing of Kevin Conroy, subtract half a dimension, debate AI resurrecting dead voice actors, discuss The Simpsons' racial controversies, and ponder the lack of new memorable recurring characters in The Simpsons. Igor defines the first official Word of the Fortnight: Ablution. He also explains why he tracks all his time. Then the two waste some time, continue the Tournament of Things, and begin to keep an eye on the legendary Goh. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: Ruth Powers, stereotypical lawyer, blue-haired lawyer, the...
2022-11-211h 11Welcome WWWOne Shred DifferenceIgor gives a very, very brief description of Guy Fawkes Day while Dustin shares good news and expresses his approval of the Halloween season. Dustin and Igor use chili cheese fries to ponder the meaning of "just right". Then the two continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: Raspberry Pi, Wheelers, and 60s Electro. "Why do you have this unnatural ability to just ruin everything?"
2022-11-0759 minWelcome WWWOne Shred DifferenceIgor gives a very, very brief description of Guy Fawkes Day while Dustin shares good news and expresses his approval of the Halloween season. Dustin and Igor use chili cheese fries to ponder the meaning of "just right". Then the two continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm References: Raspberry Pi, Wheelers, and 60s Electro. "Why do you have this unnatural ability to just ruin everything?"
2022-11-0759 minWelcome WWWBone Ice CreamDustin brags about his brand new fall off the bone grill, and Igor advertises Pumpkin Spice Spam. The two also become rebracketeers in the inaugural segment of Word of the Fortnight. Dustin and Igor spend the rest of the time reviewing Dragon Ball Super once and for all and remember some funny moments: takos, eggs, and bingo. "We always have something interesting to talk about, but we rarely actually sound interesting when we talk about it."
2022-10-241h 03Welcome WWWBone Ice CreamDustin brags about his brand new fall off the bone grill, and Igor advertises Pumpkin Spice Spam. The two also become rebracketeers in the inaugural segment of Word of the Fortnight. Dustin and Igor spend the rest of the time reviewing Dragon Ball Super once and for all and remember some funny moments: takos, eggs, and bingo. "We always have something interesting to talk about, but we rarely actually sound interesting when we talk about it."
2022-10-241h 03Welcome WWWGod Save the HarryDustin and Igor celebrate Thanksgiving early because Canada, and then eulogize the Queen. Then Dustin raves about Stable Diffusion and shares some of his favourite works of AI art: 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. The two continue the Tournament of Things with a cameo by longcat. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm (Spoilers!) The following are some of Dustin's own Stable Diffusion creations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. "Without her, life would be exactly the same as it is now."
2022-10-101h 03Welcome WWWGod Save the HarryDustin and Igor celebrate Thanksgiving early because Canada, and then eulogize the Queen. Then Dustin raves about Stable Diffusion and shares some of his favourite works of AI art: 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. The two continue the Tournament of Things with a cameo by longcat. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm (Spoilers!) The following are some of Dustin's own Stable Diffusion creations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. "Without her, life would be exactly the same as it is now."
2022-10-101h 03Welcome WWWFull-Time FalconeerOur hosts guess whether fast food in North America differs from Europe, Igor tells the tale of a falconeer and her falcon defending the local McDonald's from bird crap, and Dustin promises to release his secret taco recipe on his deathbed while wondering how Taco Bell keeps their quesadilla shells so soft. The two then ask "What is success?" Dustin vents work frustrations and proclaims himself to be the Gordon Ramsay of Catholic publishing. Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm
2022-09-261h 09Welcome WWWFull-Time FalconeerOur hosts guess whether fast food in North America differs from Europe, Igor tells the tale of a falconeer and her falcon defending the local McDonald's from bird crap, and Dustin promises to release his secret taco recipe on his deathbed while wondering how Taco Bell keeps their quesadilla shells so soft. The two then ask "What is success?" Dustin vents work frustrations and proclaims himself to be the Gordon Ramsay of Catholic publishing. Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm
2022-09-261h 09Welcome WWWBigger Than BuddhaDustin and Igor discover the lost fortnight. Igor subscribes to Disney+ and reveals a few differences in the French dub of The Simpsons while Dustin wonders why it hasn't been cancelled yet. The duo discusses movies, television, social media, and religion. Dustin also complains about the PlayStation 5 price hike and his squeaky chair. They continue the Tournament of Things where Dustin invents the ultimate Pokémon move and reveals the missing link between Cubone and Kangaskhan, and Igor learns about the birds and the bees through immaculate conception. Listeners can follow along by v...
2022-09-121h 04Welcome WWWBigger Than BuddhaDustin and Igor discover the lost fortnight. Igor subscribes to Disney+ and reveals a few differences in the French dub of The Simpsons while Dustin wonders why it hasn't been cancelled yet. The duo discusses movies, television, social media, and religion. Dustin also complains about the PlayStation 5 price hike and his squeaky chair. They continue the Tournament of Things where Dustin invents the ultimate Pokémon move and reveals the missing link between Cubone and Kangaskhan, and Igor learns about the birds and the bees through immaculate conception. Listeners can follow along by v...
2022-09-121h 04Welcome WWWIdiotsDustin and Igor justify the upcoming Disney+ price increase and remember the good and bad Prey. Dustin recommends Only Murders in the Building, imagines Martin Short's final form, and reminisces about teaching at a famous high school. The two sniff books at Chapters to stay literate and discuss creeping corporate expansion. Igor flaunts two photos of McDonald's in his neck of the woods, ponders pictureless comic books, and argues the speed of shedding skin while Dustin rants about "ignorance is bliss" and recites a poem. Then they both internalize the eternal...
2022-08-291h 08Welcome WWWIdiotsDustin and Igor justify the upcoming Disney+ price increase and remember the good and bad Prey. Dustin recommends Only Murders in the Building, imagines Martin Short's final form, and reminisces about teaching at a famous high school. The two sniff books at Chapters to stay literate and discuss creeping corporate expansion. Igor flaunts two photos of McDonald's in his neck of the woods, ponders pictureless comic books, and argues the speed of shedding skin while Dustin rants about "ignorance is bliss" and recites a poem. Then they both internalize the eternal...
2022-08-291h 08Welcome WWWDopamine In A CanDustin and Igor tease the next Tournament of Things while Dustin unknowingly becomes intrigued by a horror comedy called Cherrypicker. The two stand to stay fit, play "poison or not", jeer Cherophobia, and continue the current Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "To make something go right takes a lot more than to make something go wrong."
2022-08-151h 04Welcome WWWMiddle PeopleDustin regales us with tales of his harrowing experiences and brings us aboard his new Steam Deck. Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm "Maybe we'll go against the grain and say that correlation is causation."
2022-08-0155 minWelcome WWWChilly CheesesteakDustin and Igor talk through Igor's trials and tribulations on his trip to Philadelphia. They savour Montreal smoked meat poutine, Buffalo wings, cheesesteaks, francesinha, and chicken and waffles while spotting the difference between Buffalo and its animal brethren. Igor buffalos Dustin while reviewing Uncharted (2022) and Ben Franklin's toilet (1787). Dustin defends his distaste for Tom Holland and introduces the inaugural Tournament of Things. "I got to see Ben Franklin's private privy, and the hole experience was a little crappy."
2022-07-041h 04Welcome WWWChilly CheesesteakDustin and Igor talk through Igor's trials and tribulations on his trip to Philadelphia. They savour Montreal smoked meat poutine, Buffalo wings, cheesesteaks, francesinha, and chicken and waffles while spotting the difference between Buffalo and its animal brethren. Igor buffalos Dustin while reviewing Uncharted (2022) and Ben Franklin's toilet (1787). Dustin defends his distaste for Tom Holland and introduces the inaugural Tournament of Things. "I got to see Ben Franklin's private privy, and the hole experience was a little crappy."
2022-07-041h 04Welcome WWWRough 'n' TumbleDustin and Igor air their dirty laundry in this season finale. They have a conversation about making conversation and obtaining a post-secondary education by vending machine. Dustin reveals his latest hobby: urban skeet shooting. He also apologizes to our American listeners before entering the Rant Ring for multiple consecutive rounds. The two leave politics behind to become illiterate and find their inner voice, and Dustin describes his dream audiobooks. "I don't believe stupid people are stupid; I think stupid people are lazy."
2022-06-201h 04Welcome WWWRough 'n' TumbleDustin and Igor air their dirty laundry in this season finale. They have a conversation about making conversation and obtaining a post-secondary education by vending machine. Dustin reveals his latest hobby: urban skeet shooting. He also apologizes to our American listeners before entering the Rant Ring for multiple consecutive rounds. The two leave politics behind to become illiterate and find their inner voice, and Dustin describes his dream audiobooks. "I don't believe stupid people are stupid; I think stupid people are lazy."
2022-06-201h 04Welcome WWWWet BlanketDustin and Igor celebrate Kamehameha Day the only way they know how. Dustin also reveals his favourite anime while Igor remembers his childhood Gogeta. "You gotta pay the bill—or otherwise Goku's gonna come and break your legs!"
2022-06-081h 12Welcome WWWWet BlanketDustin and Igor celebrate Kamehameha Day the only way they know how. Dustin also reveals his favourite anime while Igor remembers his childhood Gogeta. "You gotta pay the bill—or otherwise Goku's gonna come and break your legs!"
2022-06-081h 12Welcome WWWQualifiable DifferenceDustin and Igor get dirty, metaphorically—and literally! Igor explains how to clean a pool while Dustin enjoys the new-book smell of his copy of the Witcher series. The duo discusses the future of Netflix, the Warner Bros. Discovery merger, Twitter as presented by Elon Musk, and blood. "Blood is the same type of fluid as milk."
2022-05-091h 07Welcome WWWQualifiable DifferenceDustin and Igor get dirty, metaphorically—and literally! Igor explains how to clean a pool while Dustin enjoys the new-book smell of his copy of the Witcher series. The duo discusses the future of Netflix, the Warner Bros. Discovery merger, Twitter as presented by Elon Musk, and blood. "Blood is the same type of fluid as milk."
2022-05-091h 07Welcome WWWAgainst A SongDustin and Igor think, therefore they are. The two ponder the silent arrival of digital media and streaming and debate whether the world is 4K. Dustin corrects what he said last time about DC and Watchmen. While Dustin explains gerrymandering, Igor compares it to meandering Gerry. Dustin and Igor investigate the link between rabies and vampirism. Playing the optimist, Igor tries to encourage Dustin that he too can go Super Saiyan. "Focus on what you can do, and try not to worry about the things you can't."
2022-04-2553 minWelcome WWWAgainst A SongDustin and Igor think, therefore they are. The two ponder the silent arrival of digital media and streaming and debate whether the world is 4K. Dustin corrects what he said last time about DC and Watchmen. While Dustin explains gerrymandering, Igor compares it to meandering Gerry. Dustin and Igor investigate the link between rabies and vampirism. Playing the optimist, Igor tries to encourage Dustin that he too can go Super Saiyan. "Focus on what you can do, and try not to worry about the things you can't."
2022-04-2553 minWelcome WWWBatman-ingDustin and Igor don't talk about the Oscars (too much). Igor tries to convince Dustin that he might actually like The Batman. Dustin shares his love of the DC Extended Universe and why DC is the underdog. The pair dread the possibility of a cable-streaming-cable cycle. Then Dustin reviews Thor: Ragnarok and pans Kojima's mail delivery simulator. Dustin and Igor research whether a horror movie can be considered good cinema and differentiate between discomfort and fear. They also reveal their lack of understanding of Aphasia and ponder the difficulties...
2022-04-1358 minWelcome WWWBatman-ingDustin and Igor don't talk about the Oscars (too much). Igor tries to convince Dustin that he might actually like The Batman. Dustin shares his love of the DC Extended Universe and why DC is the underdog. The pair dread the possibility of a cable-streaming-cable cycle. Then Dustin reviews Thor: Ragnarok and pans Kojima's mail delivery simulator. Dustin and Igor research whether a horror movie can be considered good cinema and differentiate between discomfort and fear. They also reveal their lack of understanding of Aphasia and ponder the difficulties...
2022-04-1358 minWelcome WWWBulletproof CaulkingDustin and Igor welcome the podcast's (unofficial) second season. Dustin gives us an audio tour of his new place and streaming setup. A wild RTX 3080 Ti appears, and Dustin shares some insider knowledge about graphics card stock. Then the two discuss the first Kamehameha, and Dustin tells us all about Dog the Bounty Hunter. Dustin and Igor also categorize billionaires, superheroes, and supervillians according to D&D alignments. Igor tells Dustin about a new non-milk contender: milkadamia. Dustin reveals his food likes and dislikes, fixes Arby's, and highly recommends...
2022-03-2857 minWelcome WWWBulletproof CaulkingDustin and Igor welcome the podcast's (unofficial) second season. Dustin gives us an audio tour of his new place and streaming setup. A wild RTX 3080 Ti appears, and Dustin shares some insider knowledge about graphics card stock. Then the two discuss the first Kamehameha, and Dustin tells us all about Dog the Bounty Hunter. Dustin and Igor also categorize billionaires, superheroes, and supervillians according to D&D alignments. Igor tells Dustin about a new non-milk contender: milkadamia. Dustin reveals his food likes and dislikes, fixes Arby's, and highly recommends...
2022-03-2857 minWelcome WWWPie DayDustin and Igor turn the Earth upside down to reduce field trip casualties. Meanwhile, Dustin has fond memories of getting ripped off in Quebec City as a teenager. Igor crushes Dustin's dreams of escaping an escape room. As part of his civic duty, Dustin proposes to organize a Souls support group: Save Our Souls. Dustin also shares his method for partitioning historical figures by copyright term. Animation re-animation and Dustin's review of Last One Laughing. The two talk crepes and bacon at length, disect salad in detail, investigate cheese and cheese products, compare...
2022-03-1441 minWelcome WWWPie DayDustin and Igor turn the Earth upside down to reduce field trip casualties. Meanwhile, Dustin has fond memories of getting ripped off in Quebec City as a teenager. Igor crushes Dustin's dreams of escaping an escape room. As part of his civic duty, Dustin proposes to organize a Souls support group: Save Our Souls. Dustin also shares his method for partitioning historical figures by copyright term. Animation re-animation and Dustin's review of Last One Laughing. The two talk crepes and bacon at length, disect salad in detail, investigate cheese and cheese products, compare...
2022-03-1441 minWelcome WWWIntelligent BearDustin and Igor discuss Windows updates, simplicity versus complexity in software, and incremental UX. Microsoft fixes Dustin's biggest pet peeve on Windows 11. Igor reveals the secret to zip codes for Canadians travelling in America. The two ponder the North American train systems and talk listeners out of becoming train conductors. Igor gets lost in Philly, and Dustin almost takes the scenic route home from Buffalo. Then Igor discusses his business trip, and Dustin shares his love-hate relationship with being a salesman. The two also deliberate company perks and complain about sales...
2022-03-0251 minWelcome WWWIntelligent BearDustin and Igor discuss Windows updates, simplicity versus complexity in software, and incremental UX. Microsoft fixes Dustin's biggest pet peeve on Windows 11. Igor reveals the secret to zip codes for Canadians travelling in America. The two ponder the North American train systems and talk listeners out of becoming train conductors. Igor gets lost in Philly, and Dustin almost takes the scenic route home from Buffalo. Then Igor discusses his business trip, and Dustin shares his love-hate relationship with being a salesman. The two also deliberate company perks and complain about sales...
2022-03-0251 minWelcome WWWLupercaliaDustin and Igor discover the origins of Valentine's Day. Dustin reminisces about his fictitious pen pals and educates the listeners about Tim Allen. The duo analyze career growth in stand-up comedy, argue whether aging is a disease, and consider whether life should have a level cap. They both applaud Hallmark's revenue, discuss gift-giving etiquette, remember Tim Hortons Bread Bowls, and talk disposable reusable grocery bags. "Life back then was simpler—and shorter—so it's a lot less to deal with."
2022-02-1448 minWelcome WWWNon-Dairy SectionDustin and Igor reveal the podcast's mascot and the runner-up. Horror Movie Round-up! Then Dustin ends his torment by reviewing the last two X-Men movies. Dustin gushes over Dragon Ball Super while the two of them assess Goku's mental state. Igor also questions "calling your attacks". Dustin offers sound advice to movie studios: hire Americans to play Americans. Then the two talk motion picture ratings, millionaires, and billionaires. Dustin experiences the dustiness of oat milk and considers displaying his health information while streaming. Dustin and Igor close with a lengthy discussion...
2022-01-311h 04Welcome WWWNon-Dairy SectionDustin and Igor reveal the podcast's mascot and the runner-up. Horror Movie Round-up! Then Dustin ends his torment by reviewing the last two X-Men movies. Dustin gushes over Dragon Ball Super while the two of them assess Goku's mental state. Igor also questions "calling your attacks". Dustin offers sound advice to movie studios: hire Americans to play Americans. Then the two talk motion picture ratings, millionaires, and billionaires. Dustin experiences the dustiness of oat milk and considers displaying his health information while streaming. Dustin and Igor close with a lengthy discussion...
2022-01-311h 04Welcome WWWTomato ButterDustin and Igor learn the luncheon meat ABCs—from Kam to Spam—and Igor tries to convince Dustin to run a blind taste test. Dustin also expresses his mild distaste for corned beef while fighting to Save the Baby Clams. Continuing the food-related discussion: milk and "milk". Then Dustin rants about how much he enjoyed Deadpool 2. The two also argue about the Witcher books, and a new concept called public reading. F_____y, D____n a_d I__r p_____t a w___d w__h no s___________s. "I'm not actually a fan...
2022-01-1752 minWelcome WWWTomato ButterDustin and Igor learn the luncheon meat ABCs—from Kam to Spam—and Igor tries to convince Dustin to run a blind taste test. Dustin also expresses his mild distaste for corned beef while fighting to Save the Baby Clams. Continuing the food-related discussion: milk and "milk". Then Dustin rants about how much he enjoyed Deadpool 2. The two also argue about the Witcher books, and a new concept called public reading. F_____y, D____n a_d I__r p_____t a w___d w__h no s___________s. "I'm not actually a fan...
2022-01-1752 minWelcome WWWPostageDustin doesn't suffocate or freeze to death on New Year's Eve. Nevertheless, the two discuss reincarnation. Dustin and Igor enter a grey area with Black & White and Peter Molyneux. On a related note, they investigate (the idea of) product reviews. Dustin sets up his new deep fryer without deep frying the instruction manual or himself. Things heat up with Dustin's review of Gordon Ramsay on Hot Ones and doing stupid things. Igor talks towels and not drinking too much bleach. Dustin considers living in the Amazon rainforest but not Brazil. They both struggle...
2022-01-0342 minWelcome WWWPostageDustin doesn't suffocate or freeze to death on New Year's Eve. Nevertheless, the two discuss reincarnation. Dustin and Igor enter a grey area with Black & White and Peter Molyneux. On a related note, they investigate (the idea of) product reviews. Dustin sets up his new deep fryer without deep frying the instruction manual or himself. Things heat up with Dustin's review of Gordon Ramsay on Hot Ones and doing stupid things. Igor talks towels and not drinking too much bleach. Dustin considers living in the Amazon rainforest but not Brazil. They both struggle...
2022-01-0342 minWelcome WWWRed Stag RoaringDustin and Igor can't see John Cena. Yet another Comic Book Corner where Dustin discusses the new Suicide Squad, rants about the X-Men movies (again), and reviews the first Deadpool movie. A bit of self-promotion: Talk Ratio on our website. Moving on to serious topics, Dustin and Igor ponder Spam, the stock market, and life. Dustin reveals his YouTube feed while contemplating the platform's thumbs down changes. To celebrate the holidays, Dustin and Igor also discuss Christmas songs (some controversial), Winter weather, and the difference between Americans and Canadians. "...
2021-12-2255 minWelcome WWWRed Stag RoaringDustin and Igor can't see John Cena. Yet another Comic Book Corner where Dustin discusses the new Suicide Squad, rants about the X-Men movies (again), and reviews the first Deadpool movie. A bit of self-promotion: Talk Ratio on our website. Moving on to serious topics, Dustin and Igor ponder Spam, the stock market, and life. Dustin reveals his YouTube feed while contemplating the platform's thumbs down changes. To celebrate the holidays, Dustin and Igor also discuss Christmas songs (some controversial), Winter weather, and the difference between Americans and Canadians. "...
2021-12-2255 minWelcome WWWItalian PrinceDustin and Igor make a mistake. They discuss ransomware, For Dummies books, scam education, and the scam of education. Dustin ranks energy drinks and convinces Igor that graphing calculators aren't a fad. They also talk about Pokémon, greedy publishers, and Lightyear. Then Dustin rants some more about the X-Men movies, learns something about Will Smith, and argues against time travel. "Thanos is just a genie. It's really just a direct tie-in to Aladdin."
2021-12-0655 minWelcome WWWItalian PrinceDustin and Igor make a mistake. They discuss ransomware, For Dummies books, scam education, and the scam of education. Dustin ranks energy drinks and convinces Igor that graphing calculators aren't a fad. They also talk about Pokémon, greedy publishers, and Lightyear. Then Dustin rants some more about the X-Men movies, learns something about Will Smith, and argues against time travel. "Thanos is just a genie. It's really just a direct tie-in to Aladdin."
2021-12-0655 minWelcome WWWCult AdjacentDustin and Igor bond over challenges at work and discuss nonprofits. In an effort to expand the English language, they name the seasons between seasons. Dustin considers living in the suburban biome while Igor tries to convince him that his home is the desert. There's also a lengthy discussion about the X-Men movies, and Dustin and Igor each decide their favourite day of the week. "Someday the illusion is broken and you just see past all the rainbows and Cheerios... and you see the truth."
2021-11-2256 minWelcome WWWCult AdjacentDustin and Igor bond over challenges at work and discuss nonprofits. In an effort to expand the English language, they name the seasons between seasons. Dustin considers living in the suburban biome while Igor tries to convince him that his home is the desert. There's also a lengthy discussion about the X-Men movies, and Dustin and Igor each decide their favourite day of the week. "Someday the illusion is broken and you just see past all the rainbows and Cheerios... and you see the truth."
2021-11-2256 minWelcome WWWHater BaseIgor runs some errands and Dustin acknowledges his mistake. The two then talk about textbooks, Canadian politics, and one-way conversations. We also find out what paper folding and hydraulic presses have in common. Then, more superhero ideas, Dustin getting scammed, and Jeopardy. "Don't give up on toilet time because you never know what genius will come out of it."
2021-11-0859 minWelcome WWWLukewarm ManDustin and Igor discuss Space Jam, new and old; the difference between high school and adult life; and continuing a film franchise with a different cast. They both touch on subtleties in The Simpsons and Dustin talks at length about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. "What about a character that can raise the temperature of a room... but not too much?"
2021-10-251h 00Welcome WWWApple MillionaireDustin and Igor debate travelling and living abroad, and being an introvert in a small town. Listeners are also treated to Dustin's secret taco recipe. On the food front, they discuss shopping at Canadian Tire and Costco; growing your own produce; pistachios and the Watergate salad; Gordon Ramsey's opinion on Spam; and chocolate-covered insects. They also talk about keeping boxes from purchases, hoarding versus collecting, the secret life of bananas, and Sean Lock. "You can make anything into a salad; you just put the thing into the salad."
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