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Bedroom DrinkingWomen's Baseball, White People at Theme Parks, and Some People Just Weren't Meant to Understand CryptocurrencySend us a textHappy holidays! In our last episode of 2024, Nate tries to explain cryptocurrency to Dustin, and it does not go well. We also discuss the disaster known as Hawk Tuah Coin, the cringy stuff white people do at theme parks, the odds of the upcoming women's baseball league succeeding, and much more.
2024-12-1954 minBedroom DrinkingDC Reboot, Athletes Don't Owe Anyone Loyalty, and a Celebration of Cheesy Christmas MoviesSend us a textHappy Holidays! This episode we're talking about the DC movie universe getting a total reboot, why pro athletes shouldn't be criticized for chasing money, a bunch of terrible new holiday movies, a great new Christmas movie, and the thrilling story of how Dustin got his new car.
2022-12-2200 minBedroom DrinkingRIP Chadwick Boseman and California's War on the Gig EconomySend us a textThis week we mourn the loss of Chadwick Boseman and recommend some of his non-Black Panther films, discuss California's attempt to radically change what it means to be an Uber and Lyft driver, and a guy in Nebraska with some ridiculously strong feelings about renaming boneless chicken wings.
2020-09-0346 minBedroom DrinkingCBD Experimentation, First Reactions to The Batman Trailer and Going Back to the MoviesSend us a textThis week we're talking about Nate's experience with CBD products, our thoughts on the first trailer for The Batman, and what it's like to go to the movies with the new Corona restrictions.
2020-08-2738 minBedroom DrinkingThe Office vs. Parks & Recreation: Which One is Better?Send us a textWe're keeping it pretty simple this week and taking on one of the greatest debates of our time...is The Office or Parks & Recreation a better show?
2020-08-2033 minBedroom DrinkingVP Kamala Harris, Don't Feed the Bears, and Big Brother Brings Some Normalcy to the SummerSend us a textA packed episode this week! We're discussing the unveiling of Kamala Harris as Joe Biden's running mate, why you shouldn't feed friendly bears who want to join your picnic, the rest of the dumbest newspaper headlines ever, and our new segment discussing the current season of Big Brother.
2020-08-1350 minBedroom DrinkingThe Mail-In Voting Controversy and Some Really Embarrassing Newspaper HeadlinesSend us a textThis week we're talking about some embarrassingly bad newspaper headlines (there will be more next week), our thoughts on mail-in voting and whether or not we should rely on it for the presidential election, and a much delayed review of JoJo Rabbit.
2020-08-0630 minBedroom DrinkingShould You Read the Book or Watch the Movie First?Send us a textThis week we're ignoring the calamity around us and exploring two simple questions...should you read the book or watch the movie first, and should you watch the original or remake first? We're weirdly passionate about this discussion.Also the sound might be a little weird because we had to record in a different spot on a new computer with no microphone, all of which is explained within. So apologies for that.
2020-07-3043 minBedroom DrinkingKanye's Running for President and We're Running Out of CoinsSend us a textThis week we're discussing two of the latest additions to the list of woes plaguing 2020: the national coin shortage and Kanye West's bizarre presidential campaign.
2020-07-2338 minBedroom DrinkingFrozen Grandpa and the Wayfair Human Trafficking ConspiracySend us a textThis week we have an update on the Lady A situation that's taken a turn for the worse, a family in Colorado that decided to freeze their grandpa and turn him into a tourist attraction, and the Wayfair human trafficking conspiracy theory that's taken the internet by storm.
2020-07-1638 minBedroom DrinkingMask Mandates and The Princess Bride is Not Being Remade So Stop Freaking Out AlreadySend us a textThis week we're talking about the controversial mask mandates sweeping the nation, whether or not they should be followed, and why despite the clickbait headlines, no one is actually remaking The Princess Bride.
2020-07-0233 minBedroom DrinkingNASCAR's Noose Oopsie, Poor Gym Etiquette and Other Pet PeevesSend us a textThis week we get into the noose found in black NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall, except maybe it wasn't actually a noose, and a few of our pet peeves, which include Nate's very passionate annoyance by poor gym etiquette.
2020-06-2543 minBedroom DrinkingThe Dominos Pizza and Lady A(ntebellum) ControversiesSend us a textThis week we're discussing the controversy of Domino's Pizza thanking the current press secretary for a compliment in 2012, the country band Lady Antebellum changing their name to something that's already taken, and some really odd ways that white people are dealing with racism.
2020-06-1840 minBedroom DrinkingDefunding the Police and Forgiving Student Loan DebtSend us a textThis week we're talking about the call to defund the police (or disband depending on who you ask), a little more about racism, and if forgiving all student loan debt would really be a good idea.
2020-06-1137 minBedroom DrinkingIt's Time to Shut Up and Start ListeningSend us a textPretty straightforward this week...we're talking about the death of George Floyd, police brutality, protests and riots. Not as much fun, but important all the same.
2020-06-0449 minBedroom DrinkingReleasing the Snyder Cut and the CDC's Dumb Guidelines for Reopening SchoolsSend us a textThis week we're discussing the crazy racist lady with the unleashed dog in Central Park, our thoughts on releasing the Snyder Cut of Justice League, and the CDC's hilariously unrealistic guidelines for reopening schools in the fall.
2020-05-2843 minBedroom DrinkingNetflix's Trial by Media and Paying for Sex with HamburgersSend us a textThis week we're discussing the slow rollout of the US economy, some legal questions raised by the new Netflix docuseries "Trial by Media," and a man who tried to hire a prostitute with a Chili's hamburger.
2020-05-2142 minBedroom DrinkingNate vs. New York and Dumb Ways to Fight The RonaSend us a textWe're back baby! Nate talks about his experience working in Corona ravaged NYC, and we discuss some of the strangest ways that people are trying to keep themselves disease free.
2020-05-1439 minBedroom DrinkingThe Future of Movie Theaters and the Crumbling EconomySend us a textWe discuss how movie theaters have been impacted by the shutdowns and whether or not they'll be relevant in the future, stimulus checks, and why we have to get the economy going again. Plus a woman who spent days accidentally washing her hands with cheese.
2020-03-2636 minBedroom DrinkingIs the Government Going Too Far?Send us a textWe're live from quarantine with more discussion on the rapidly changing world we're living in, specifically whether or not the government mandates and spending are going too far and irrevocably changing the course of history. We promise it's not as serious as it sounds.
2020-03-1938 minBedroom DrinkingThe Great Toilet Paper Shortage and Wash Your Friggin HandsSend us a textWe check back in on the Coronavirus to see all the latest happenings, including big festivals shutting down and shortages of toilet paper and hand sanitizer. It's a mess out there.
2020-03-1231 minBedroom DrinkingSuper Tuesday and DNC ConspiraciesSend us a textWe're recapping Super Tuesday, discussing the preceding events and where the race might be headed, WTF Elizabeth Warren is doing with her life, and the hilarious backlash against Garth Brooks for wearing a football jersey.
2020-03-0533 minBedroom DrinkingReclining Airplane Seats and the Most Dangerous TikTok ChallengesSend us a textShort and sweet this week! We discuss a really insane story about a reclined airplane seat gone horribly wrong, three really stupid and dangerous challenges making the rounds on TikTok, and the amazing new Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
2020-02-2025 minBedroom DrinkingState of the Democrats as 2020 Heats Up with Special Guest Josh NovingerSend us a textWe've got political expert Josh Novinger back with us to break down the Democratic primary race as voting begins. It's basically House of Cards out there, so get ready for some ridiculousness.
2020-02-151h 23Bedroom DrinkingCoronavirus, Impeachment, and Dumb Complaints About the Super Bowl Halftime ShowSend us a textWhat up fam! We're in our new studio and talking about the Coronavirus trying to take out the world, the breaking impeachment news, and some really dumb complaints that people had about JLo and Shakira's Super Bowl Halftime Show.
2020-02-0633 minBedroom DrinkingDeaf People Suing Pornhub and Everyone (Allegedly) Hates Bernie SandersSend us a textThis week we discuss a dumb guy trying to pull a fast one on a Target employee, a deaf guy suing Pornhub over the lack of closed captioning on their videos, the sudden barrage of attacks on Bernie Sanders from the Democrats, and whether or not 1917 lives up to the hype.
2020-01-2340 minBedroom DrinkingGovernment v Dollar Stores, Oscars So White and Male (Again), and Nerding Out Over Star WarsSend us a textWe discuss how some local governments are trying to kill dollar stores, the Oscar nominations and why people are pissed about them once again, and finally get into our nerdy in depth discussion on Star Wars and the end of the Skywalker saga.
2020-01-161h 02Bedroom DrinkingWorld War 3, Raising the Smoking Age, and Why Staggered Adulthood is StupidSend us a textHappy New Year! We're back with our first episode of 2020. This week we're catching up on some events from the break including a new law raising the smoking age to 21, a ban on all flavored e-cigs, a potential World War 3 on the horizon (not likely), the NFL playoffs, and Adam Sandler's brilliant dramatic turn in Uncut Gems.
2020-01-0958 minBedroom DrinkingHallmark Channel Divides America and the Best (and Worst) Movies of the DecadeSend us a textHappy Holidays! We're closing out the year with some discussion on Hallmark Channel's decision to drop (and then reinstate) an ad with lesbians, while also discussing what have been called the 10 best and worst movies of the past decade. Spoiler Alert: You're more likely to have seen the worst ones.
2019-12-1951 minBedroom DrinkingHilarious Off-Brand Knockoffs and Is Anything About Wrestling Real?Send us a textWe discuss our experience at WWE's Monday Night Raw and what (if anything) is actually real about what you see on TV. We've also got a bunch of the funniest off-brand knockoffs that you find littering dollar stores. So grab a can of your favorite Prongles and pour a nice glass of Mountain Shoutin' and enjoy!
2019-12-0541 minBedroom DrinkingClearing Up Misconceptions About Colin Kaepernick and Chick-Fil-A, and the Long Awaited Popeyes Sandwich Taste TestSend us a textHappy Thanksgiving! This week we're clearing up some common misconceptions about recent events surrounding Colin Kaepernick's workout, Chick-Fil-A's charity giving, and comments Elizabeth Banks has made about the Charlie's Angel reboot flopping. Plus we can finally give you our review of the Popeyes chicken sandwich people are risking their lives for. Lots of fun as always, so enjoy!
2019-11-2840 minBedroom DrinkingThe 50 Dumbest Laws in America Part 2Send us a textWe've got the second half of our 50 dumbest laws in America list, and of course we follow some rabbit trails along the way. Have a listen, laugh, and enjoy!
2019-11-2143 minBedroom DrinkingThe 50 Dumbest Laws in America Part 1Send us a textThis week we're talking lesbian weddings, dry weddings, our first experience with Disney+, and half of the 50 dumbest laws in America. We'll have the second half next week so stay tuned!
2019-11-1444 minBedroom DrinkingPopeyes Still Can't Get it Together, Kanye Finds Jesus, and Disney+ is Coming to Take Over Your LifeSend us a textWe catch up on some stuff that happened while we were on break including the World Series, Kanye West bringing his crazy into Christian music, Popeyes bringing back and running out of chicken sandwiches, and Disney+ is finally here!
2019-11-0740 minBedroom DrinkingJoker is Wild and Ellen's Unholy Alliance with George W. BushSend us a textWe get deep into our thoughts on Joker and whether or not it actually has the potential to incite violence, and Ellen DeGeneres getting in trouble with the Twitter squad after she has the audacity to be seen laughing with George W. Bush.
2019-10-1045 minBedroom DrinkingEverything You Need to Know About Incels with Special Guest Josh NovingerSend us a textWe bring back our buddy Josh Novinger to give us a crash course on incels and whether or not perceived threats of violence at the upcoming Joker movie should be taken seriously.
2019-10-031h 21Bedroom DrinkingVape Bans, Impeachment, and Penis Enlargement Gone WrongSend us a textWe discuss one man's attempt at penis enlargement that went horribly wrong, whether or not the government should move forward with proposed vape bans, how the Democrats may have finally caught something on The Great Quest for Impeachment, and what the impeachment process actually looks like. Some of that may sound straight out of a class you slept through, but as always we try not to take even the most serious subjects too seriously.
2019-09-2648 minBedroom DrinkingMore Fun with Democrats and More Frivolous LawsuitsSend us a textWe discuss another crazy person with a dumb lawsuit, all the quarterbacks getting injured, rundown the top 10 Democratic presidential candidates from the last debate, and review It Chapter 2 and Hustlers.
2019-09-1951 minBedroom DrinkingThe Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Panic and Reading Harry Potter Conjures DemonsSend us a textWe're back baby! This week we're talking about the return of football, the Popeyes chicken sandwich that has driven everyone to the brink of insanity, and a school that's afraid reading Harry Potter can conjure demons.
2019-09-1243 minBedroom DrinkingThe Russians Have Our Faces and This Week's Racial HoaxSend us a textWe discuss the FaceApp app that is making everyone look old and also maybe opening us up to Russian influence, elected official Erica Thomas deciding to follow in Jussie Smollett's racial hoaxing footsteps, and Disney's latest live action remake, The Lion King.
2019-07-2434 minBedroom DrinkingFood Lickers on the Loose and Raiding Area 51Send us a textThis week we're talking about the Area 51 raid, aliens, how to protect yourself against serial food lickers, and Dollar General's weird habit of opening stores in the middle of nowhere.
2019-07-1736 minBedroom DrinkingHollywood's War on Gingers and Everything We're Supposed to Boycott This WeekSend us a textWe discuss the worst place to do push-ups, why people are calling for boycotts of Home Depot and Starbucks (again), and Disney's controversial casting decision for The Little Mermaid.
2019-07-1033 minBedroom DrinkingDemocratic Circus with Special Guest Josh NovingerSend us a textWe know this episode is long AF, but it's totally worth it. We welcome special guest Josh Novinger, political expert, to discuss the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates, who's good, who sucks, and where he hopes the party is headed in the future.
2019-07-031h 44Bedroom DrinkingGay Pride Flags and Whataburger MeltdownsSend us a textWe discuss the full context of the gay pride flag not being flown at the US embassies, Mastercard allowing transgender people to change the name on their credit cards, Alex Jones possibly being much worse than we thought, and the X-Men franchise ending on the worst note possible.
2019-06-1945 minBedroom DrinkingSocial Media Censorship and Blackberry WhiskeySend us a textWe discuss the censorship popping up all over social media, most recently YouTube and Google, and how it might progress in the future, the new Godzilla and Elton John movies, and mixed feelings about our new whiskey.
2019-06-1244 minBedroom DrinkingGame of Thrones is Over, iTunes is Almost Over, and Nobody Wants to Film in Georgia AnymoreSend us a textWe're back! We're a little behind, but we're talking about the Game of Thrones ending everyone is pissed about, Apple officially killing iTunes (kind of), film companies boycotting Georgia over their abortion bill, and a whole lot of Keanu Reeves facts.
2019-06-0557 minBedroom DrinkingSex Strikes and The #1 Thing Not to Do When Applying for a JobSend us a textWe discuss Alyssa Milano's proposed sex strike to fight against Georgia's new abortion bill, how to make a bad impression when applying for a job, Edward Norton vs. Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk, Snapchat filters, and AOC apparently doesn't expect us to take anything she says seriously.
2019-05-1550 minBedroom DrinkingNetflix is Becoming Irrelevant and Endgame is Awesome But Where Does Marvel Go from Here?Send us a textThe Avengers saga is over! We discuss Endgame and the end of an era, what Marvel films will look like in the future, how long people should wait to discuss spoilers, and why Netflix is becoming increasingly irrelevant in the world of streaming.
2019-05-0149 minBedroom DrinkingNurses Playing Cards and The Mueller Report, AKA the Story That Will Never, Ever, Ever DieSend us a textWe're three years old this week! Talking about the senator that pissed off all the nurses and the Mueller report. Can we finally stop hearing about this thing now? Probably not.
2019-04-2440 minBedroom DrinkingIlhan Omar Keeps Making Oopsies and White People Food is Killing the PlanetSend us a textThis week we discuss the importance of keeping track of your Roomba, Ilhan Omar's 9/11 comments and whether or not the backlash against her is deserved, why white people's diets are killing the planet, and what actually constitutes "laughing out loud."
2019-04-1742 minBedroom DrinkingDC Does Good with Shazam! and Jussie Smollett is Innocent But Not ReallySend us a textWe discuss an April Fool's joke gone horribly wrong, updates on the super weird Jussie Smollett hate crime hoax, and DC's Shazam! is so good it could've been a Marvel movie.
2019-04-1029 minBedroom DrinkingGay Hating Chicken and is Jordan Peele Racist?Send us a textWe discuss the renewed controversy over what Chick-Fil-A does with their money, comments from Jordan Peele that are making people cry racism, his weird AF new movie Us, and the new abortion movie that the media apparently doesn't want you to see.
2019-04-0343 minBedroom DrinkingSlavery Reparations and Killing the Electoral CollegeSend us a textWe discuss things you should definitely not do with your new steel toed boots, some of the 2020 Democratic candidates' craziest ideas, which include making reparations for slavery and getting rid of the electoral college, and somehow bring the conversation around to Batman once again.
2019-03-2755 minBedroom DrinkingThe Secret Life of Aunt Becky, Lowering the Voting Age, and Rich SuperheroesSend us a textWe discuss the cost of weddings, the richest superheroes, the college admissions scandal that claimed the careers of Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman, the Democrats trying to lower the voting age to 16, and Washington's clever way of attempting to remove Trump from the 2020 ballot.
2019-03-2050 minBedroom DrinkingCaptain Marvel is Awesome and Brie Larson Does Not Hate White MenSend us a textWe discuss hipsters, Captain Marvel, Brie Larson's comments about white men that have been blown wildly out of proportion, and Batman vs. Iron Man.
2019-03-1335 minBedroom DrinkingMomo Gonna Kill You and Is Netflix Killing Movie Theaters?Send us a textWe discuss the Momo Challenge that may or may not be sweeping the nation, Steven Spielberg's crusade to get Netflix movies banned from the Oscars, what kind of long term affect Netflix might have on movie theaters, and the brief history of wrestling you never knew you needed.
2019-03-0647 minBedroom DrinkingSex Scandals Everywhere and The Oscars Always Piss Someone OffSend us a textWe discuss new developments in the Jussie Smollett story, sex scandals involving the Patriots owner and a high ranking Catholic official, highlights from the Oscars and Green Book's controversial Best Picture win.
2019-02-2740 minBedroom DrinkingGetting High Off Used Tampons and Jussie Smollett's Fake Hate CrimeSend us a textWe discuss yet another bizarre new trend among teenagers who are too cool to get high the old fashioned way, and the alleged hate crime against actor Jussie Smollett that has (probably) turned out to be a scam. Fun times!
2019-02-2044 minBedroom DrinkingYear-Round Football and Farting Cows Will Kill Us AllSend us a textWe discuss the AAF kickoff and how it differs from the NFL, the idiotic Green New Deal proposed by Democrats that includes getting rid of planes, cars and farting cows, and a new movie with a mind bogglingly awful twist you have to see to believe.
2019-02-1350 minBedroom DrinkingThe Worst Super Bowl EverSend us a textThis week we're all about the Super Bowl, from the awful Tom Brady to the awful halftime show, and everything in between.
2019-02-0648 minBedroom DrinkingGovernment is Back, New York Hates Babies, and Weird Sports on TVSend us a textWe've got a whole smorgasbord of topics this week, including community scooters, weird sports you can find on ESPN2, a really creepy bug in FaceTime, the government reopening (for now), New York's crazy new abortion law, DNA tests, and M. Night Shyamalan's trilogy capper Glass.
2019-01-3053 minBedroom DrinkingGillette on Toxic Masculinity and Catholic Teenagers vs. Native AmericansSend us a textWe discuss the stupid people doing the Bird Box challenge, the Gillette ad tackling toxic masculinity that has taken the nation by storm, how the government shutdown is affecting the Coast Guard and TSA, and Catholic school teenagers who had a run-in with a Native American man that has apparently been distorted by the media.
2019-01-2344 minBedroom DrinkingMore on The Wall, Trump's Re-Election Chances, and a Vegetable Having a BabySend us a textWe follow up on our story about Go Fund Me-ing the wall and the government shutdown, discuss the possibility of Trump being re-elected and who might run against him, a human vegetable having a baby, and the leading candidate for worst movie of the decade.
2019-01-0938 minBedroom DrinkingRIP US Government (Again) and You Can't Use Go Fund Me to Build the WallSend us a textHappy New Year! We're back from break talking about another unhinged person with Trump Derangement Syndrome, the government shutting down for the second time this year, the Go Fund Me started to raise money to build The Wall and could it possibly be a giant scam? Plus some great new movies to watch to kick off the new year.
2019-01-0231 minBedroom DrinkingPETA is Full of Crap and Be Sure Your Tweets Will Find You OutSend us a textWe discuss the latest victims of the 2018 Twitter Witch Hunt, creepy social media ads, some really dumb advice from PETA and why they don't treat animals as well as they like to make you think, and what may be our biggest dumbass yet.
2018-12-1341 minBedroom DrinkingNo More Tumblr Porn and Everything from Our Childhood is OffensiveSend us a textWe discuss the dumbest name ever, Tumblr banning porn and all other adult content, and a bunch of stuff from our childhood that 2018 has deemed offensive.
2018-12-0535 minBedroom DrinkingPornhub is the New Calvin Klein and Chocolate is Finally Healthier Than SaladSend us a textWe discuss some new memes that have taken the internet by storm, the news we've all been waiting for that salad is bad for you, Pornhub's bizarre new fashion line, and whether policy or character should have more effect on who we vote for.
2018-11-2936 minBedroom DrinkingFlorida Can't Count and Jim Acosta Has Nothing to Do with Freedom of the PressSend us a textWe discuss a really dumb 911 call, why Florida always sucks so bad at counting votes, why Jim Acosta sucks, and why him being banned from the White House means nothing for the Freedom of the Press.
2018-11-1429 minBedroom DrinkingMidterms 2018: The Good, the Bad, and the CringeworthySend us a textWe get into all the nitty gritty details of the midterms, what the next two years might have in store, and why Freddie Mercury might be the greatest frontman of all time.
2018-11-081h 02Bedroom DrinkingMAGA Bombs and BlackfaceSend us a textWe're back! We discuss the "MAGA Bomber" who has allegedly terrorized high profile Democrats, why Trump might actually be more honest than we think, Megyn Kelly's comments on blackface and whether or not it should be considered offensive, the new Halloween sequel, and the controversy around the role of the flag in First Man.
2018-10-3146 minBedroom DrinkingKanye Goes to the White House and Elizabeth Warren Goes Full 1/1024th Native AmericanSend us a textWe discuss things you shouldn't put up your body crevices, the Red Sox being a bunch of cheaters, Elizabeth Warren's hilariously backfiring DNA test "proving" she's Native American, Kanye West pissing off all the liberals by going to the White House, and how Lady Gaga is actually a pretty good actress.
2018-10-1739 minBedroom DrinkingKavanaugh Confirmed, Spelling Bees, and the Worst Gender Reveal Party EverSend us a textWe're back! This episode we're talking about a really explosive gender reveal party, why those are kind of stupid in general, how bad we're currently sucking at fantasy football, updates on the Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court circus, the new "surprisingly doesn't suck" Venom movie and how much of a badass Tom Hardy is, and learn that one of us is much (much) better at spelling than the other.
2018-10-1042 minBedroom DrinkingBrett Kavanaugh: Naughty or Nice?Send us a textWe discuss the circus surrounding Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and how the #metoo movement has become a political weapon, whether or not all women with sexual assault allegations can be believed, and why can't you ever find a flashlight when you need one?
2018-09-2657 minBedroom DrinkingRIP Superman and Women Being Erased from HistorySend us a textWe discuss some hurricane related fake news, the state of the DC Universe and why we might not see Superman for a while, and the controversial decision to remove Helen Keller and Hillary Clinton from the history curriculum in Texas.
2018-09-1942 minBedroom DrinkingNike Hates America But Football is Back!!!Send us a textWe discuss the return of football and how our fantasy teams are starting out, Nike making the controversial decision to make Colin Kaepernick the face of their new ad campaign, and celebrities are dropping like flies.
2018-09-1239 minBedroom DrinkingEverything You Need to Know About Door-to-Door Salespeople, Part 2Send us a textWe finish our discussion on door-to-door salespeople, discuss the passing of John McCain, and the best way to lose your NASA internship.
2018-08-2955 minBedroom DrinkingEverything You Need to Know About Door-to-Door Salespeople, Part 1Send us a textWe're drinking heavily this episode and discussing Nate turning 30, final parting words for MoviePass, how to deal with door-to-door salespeople and why people get into those jobs in the first place, and some drunken facts about the megalodon shark.
2018-08-2252 minBedroom DrinkingGhost Sex, Phantom Pregnancies, and Black James BondSend us a textWe get into a really weird discussion about a woman who has sex with ghosts and how phantom pregnancies work, the possibility of Idris Elba playing the first black James Bond, and a whole bunch of other random nonsense.
2018-08-1552 minBedroom DrinkingThe MoviePass Saga Continues and Has the Door Been Opened for Censorship?Send us a textWe discuss the worst way ever to wash your car, the ongoing MoviePass saga, Alex Jones being deleted from social media and what that might signal for increased censorship in the future, and how Christopher Robin confused us on how Winnie the Pooh actually comes to life.
2018-08-0834 minBedroom DrinkingThe War on Straws and MoviePass is Sinking Faster Than the TitanicSend us a textWe discuss the weirdest home intruder ever, what MoviePass has taught us about how not to run a business, the ridiculous criminalization of straws, and the latest Mission: Impossible.
2018-08-0148 minBedroom DrinkingJames Gunn is Twitter's Latest Victim, Thoughts on Being Naked, and the Dumbest Parenting Trend EverSend us a textWe discuss a naked gymgoer and the idea of being naked in general, Guardians of the Galaxy writer/director James Gunn getting fired over old tweets, and a new parenting trend known as raising "theybies" that is dumb dumb dumb.
2018-07-2541 minBedroom DrinkingPapa John and Scarlett Johansson Quit Their Jobs Because People Are BitchesSend us a textWe discuss Papa John being forced out of his position at his own company over a "racism" controversy, Scarlett Johansson being bullied into quitting her new movie over a "transphobia" controversy, and lessons we can learn about getting along from Mr. Rogers.
2018-07-1838 minBedroom DrinkingGet Ready for the Next Civil War Everybody!Send us a textWe discuss everything going on in culture leading us to believe that a civil war may be upon us, including Trump's pick for the Supreme Court, patriotic 4th of July activities, Big Brother, and some great new movies to check out.
2018-07-1140 minBedroom DrinkingRight to Refuse Service Works Both Ways and Store Brand vs. Name Brand: What's the Difference?Send us a textWe discuss the conservatives' chance to be snowflakes when Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets refused service at a restaurant, Florida AG Pam Bondi being harassed while trying to watch the Mr. Rogers movie, and try to figure out if there's really any difference between store brand and name brand products.
2018-06-2743 minBedroom DrinkingKids in Cages and Soldiers in SpaceSend us a textWe discuss President Trump's amazing Space Force announcement, the controversial actions going on on that border, and what happened when we tried some of the new IHOb burgers.
2018-06-2047 minBedroom DrinkingGay Wedding Cakes, Roseanne and the Media's Double Standard, and IHOP Has Gone CrazySend us a textWe discuss IHOP's idiotic rebranding strategy, the Supreme Court's controversial decision in favor of a baker who refused to bake a cake for a gay wedding, Roseanne's racist tweet and the aftermath that shows the media might have a double standard, and review a slew of good and not so good new movies.
2018-06-1351 minBedroom DrinkingEverybody Hates the NFL Again, Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James, and is Star Wars Fatigue a Thing?Send us a textAn action packed episode! We discuss some hilarious lawsuits against McDonald's, Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James for NBA GOAT, an app that lets you watch people all over the world play video games, reaction to the NFL"s decision about kneeling during the national anthem, Solo, whether or not Star Wars fatigue might be setting in, and a random tangent on Batman.
2018-05-3045 minBedroom DrinkingThe Death of iTunes and the State of the Music Industry, and WTF is With Americans and the Royal Wedding?Send us a textIt's our 100th episode! We discuss the crappiest first date story ever, try to figure out why Americans care about the Royal Wedding, the reported demise of iTunes and where the music industry goes from here, and why Deadpool 2 isn't quite as good as the first.
2018-05-2350 minBedroom DrinkingLegalized Sports Betting and Assholes Killing PitbullsSend us a textWe discuss the idiocy that is getting consent from babies to change their diapers, the Supreme Court's decision regarding sports betting, and a disturbing new trend involving adopting pitbulls in order to kill them.
2018-05-1637 minBedroom DrinkingRIP Boy Scouts and Why Cinco de Mayo is Really for White PeopleSend us a textWe discuss the Boy Scouts changing their name and letting girls join, the joy of Girl Scout cookies, made up holidays, and why Cinco de Mayo is only for white people.
2018-05-0930 minBedroom DrinkingInfinity War and the Future of MoviePass with Special Guest Keith of The MoviePass PodSend us a textThis week we have a special guest, Keith from The MoviePass Pod, to discuss recent changes the company has made and what their plans might be for the future, as well as other movie related topics and of course the latest Avengers movie, Infinity War. We do get into some spoilers late in the episode, so if you haven't seen it yet definitely check out when we give the warning, or listen at your own risk.
2018-05-0254 minBedroom DrinkingMark Zuckerberg vs. The Old PeopleSend us a textWe discuss Mark Zuckerberg testifying in front of a congress full of old people who clearly don't know how the internet works, what kind of speech Facebook should and maybe shouldn't allow, and why winter refuses to GTFO already.
2018-04-1832 minBedroom DrinkingScientology is Wack, Y'allSend us a textWe discuss a really dumb tip thief, the insane cult known as Scientology and Leah Remini's show trying to take them down, and some great new movies including the brilliant A Quiet Place.
2018-04-1142 minBedroom DrinkingCondom Snorters, Terrible Reasons to Be Late for Work, Stoning Shooters, and Will David Hogg Please Just Go AwaySend us a textWe discuss a new trend among Tide Pod eaters that involves snorting condoms, some really weird excuses people have given for being late to work, the Pennsylvania school district arming students with buckets of rocks, and why David Hogg is a terrible face for the gun control fight and just needs to shut up already.
2018-04-0442 minBedroom DrinkingSchool Sanctioned Protests, Epic Bar Fights, and Facebook Knows Our Darkest SecretsSend us a textWe recap a crazy bar fight we dealt with at work, play a round of Adult Mad Libs, discuss why the recent student walkout protest may not have had the intended impact, and Facebook getting in trouble again for letting outsiders have our information.
2018-03-2143 minBedroom DrinkingNorth Korea Tries to Be a Team Player and All the Reasons You'll Probably Get DivorcedSend us a textWe discuss a woman's really unfortunate drug trip, what might happen at President Trump's historic meeting with Kim Jong Un, several things that make you very likely to get divorced, and vigilante justice.
2018-03-1439 minBedroom DrinkingNobody Cares About the Oscars Anymore and We Watched The Shape of Water So You Don't Have ToSend us a textWe're all over the place today discussing ancient social media platforms (hello Xanga), random facts about the Titanic, why so many people have stopped caring about the Oscars, and the not-so-great Best Picture winner The Shape of Water.
2018-03-0739 minBedroom DrinkingWe Go Live and it's a Trainwreck But Also Lots of FunSend us a textWe go live on Facebook for the first time and are drunk, drunk drunk. In the midst of the chaos we manage to work in a discussion about the Super Bowl and a review of A Dog's Purpose. If you enjoy drunk people making fools of themselves, this is the episode for you. You can also play along at home! Take a drink every time Dustin says "I'm drunk" and "I did a lot of shots," or Nate talks about his arms or how good looking he is, and you'll be on the floor...
2017-02-0852 minBedroom DrinkingEveryone and Their Mother is a Gun Expert Until the Next Story Comes AlongSend us a textWe jump on the bandwagon and discuss gun safety, as well as America's short attention span when it comes to news stories and their narcissistic need to make every tragedy about them. Also, Dustin spent the weekend at the ATX Festival in Austin and potentially got us our first celebrity fan.
2016-06-1556 minBedroom DrinkingPorn is the New Crossfit and Our Bizarre Purge FantasiesSend us a textWe discuss Pornhub's bangin new fitness app and go down a million rabbit trails including our ideas for dealing with the purge, Diet Snapple, and that time Dustin had a stalker.
2016-05-2539 min