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Trappo's Chap HouseChapter 47: Jeff Came (To The Baby Shower)Dustin & Ky talk about masturbating in church, dank moth memes, building Yeti toys, Dustin's old gangster friend back in high school, apple brandy, terrible racist jokes, ham sandwiches, and some other stuff.2021-09-1712 min
Trappo's Chap HouseChapter 46: Adult Situations! (The Podcast)In this bizarre & explicit episode, Dustin & Ky talk about Dustin's weird, older friend who used to bootleg hentai back in the day, the boys being exposed to explicit pornography when they were young, trying to be better allies in this post-modern age, and what happens when your old middle school pals become football hunks in high school and pretend they don't know you anymore. It's a whole mess of good old fashioned fun!2021-07-3114 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 45: The Chris Elliott/Tom Green Variety Half-Hour!In this meandering episode, your intrepid hosts discuss the secret genius of Tom Green's magnum opus "Freddy Got Fingered", the troubled history of Chris Elliott's 90's cult classic "Cabin Boy", the redemption of once and future pop songstress Rebecca Black ten years after "Friday" forever altered the course of musical history, the hidden wonders of forgotten comedy gem "See No Evil, Hear No Evil", and then things wrap up with the gents wondering how they could trick legendary director/raconteur/weirdo John Waters into appearing on their "podcast".2021-06-2729 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 44: Peter Pan's Cave Of HorrorsIn this episode, Dustin & Ky discuss one of the most devastating moments from Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman", the pointless nihilism of the recent "War Of The Worlds" series, revisionist takes on the "Peter Pan" story, and some exciting recent archaeological finds.2021-06-1319 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 43: Shine On, Stanley!Dustin reveals the one song that changed the way he looked at music as a young lad, Rammstein is mentioned, the superiority of Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" is discussed, and then the boys just talk about the making of Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" for a while.2021-05-3114 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 42: The Crow Said 'Don't Look!'A conversation about the inevitability of death prompts an appraisal of James O'Barr's seminal graphic novel "The Crow" and its original cinematic adaptation.2021-05-1409 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 41: The Movie's Over, Fade To Black (A Jim Steinman Tribute)Dustin & Ky lament the recent death of legendary songwriter and music producer Jim Steinman and look back on his mighty works that have left an indelible mark on rock n' roll history.2021-04-3024 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 40: The Cool Pope (It's A Chick Tract!)Ky found a Jack T. Chick tract out in the wild, and this discovery sparks a wide-ranging conversation covering global warming, abuses in the Catholic Church, immortality, life after death, interplanetary travel, and the inevitable heat death of the universe.2021-04-1620 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 39: Reign Of The Supermen!Folk Heroes are demystified, the real Smurfs are discovered, and all the latest DC Comics movie news is broken down, because what else are two inebriated nerds supposed to talk about?2021-03-2817 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 38: Trappo Snyder's Justice Gang!Dustin & Ky discuss the recently released "Zack Snyder's Justice League" and the current state of the DC Movie Universe.2021-03-2111 minTrappo's Chap HouseEpisode 37: Nerd ImmunityReligion is discussed, Rubik's Cubes are hated, offensive sports team mascots are condemned, the COVID-19 vaccine is championed, and dead babies get name-dropped. It's an exciting time to be alive!2021-03-1410 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 36: Five Nights At Trappo'sTalk of animatronic childrens' birthday party impresario Charles Entertainment Cheese leads to discussion of the video game franchise "Five Nights At Freddy's" and the recent motion picture "Willy's Wonderland".2021-03-0712 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 35: Get Woke! (Trappo Is Canceled)In this episode, the boys talk about the slow but inevitable breakdown of society, Jesus, "getting woke", the mystery of the lost colony of Roanoke, and then Dustin mentions dank memes and has a nervous breakdown.2021-02-2108 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 34: Ghost WriterThe boys talk about the "Halloween" franchise a bit, and Dustin can't help but extoll the dubious virtues of "Halloween Resurrection", then things segue nicely into a discussion of Wes Craven's "Swamp Thing".2021-02-0509 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 33: VCR CowboysIn this episode, Dustin discusses the work of Larry Blamire, one of his favorite filmmakers, and then he and Ky take a nostalgic trip back to their days as camcorder movie cowboys and the terrible spawn of their ungoly labor: Pig Fucker.2021-01-2319 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 32: Comic Book Guy (Part Two)Dustin's not-quite-sober look back at his past with comic books concludes with not-so-warm memories of the gatekeeping assholes of his youth, and the gatekeeping assholes of our present. Also: Rock Lords!2021-01-0822 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 31: Comic Book Guy (Part One)Dustin finds himself falling in love with comic books all over again after buying a Christmas gift for his nephew, and he won't stop talking about it. Ky is... listening. Maybe. We can't be sure.2021-01-0122 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 30: An Old Fashioned Chap House Christmas!In this bloated holiday spectacular, Dustin & Ky get together (virtually) to discuss the particulars of Christmas past, present and future. There's also a lot of drinking and incoherent raving, which is pretty typical for the season. So buckle up for 40 minutes of belligerent holiday frivolity!2020-12-2440 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 29: I Was A Teenage Comic Book NerdIn this fantabulous episode, a deeply inebriated Dustin extolls the virtues of comic books for an extended period of time, name-dropping the top notch YouTube channel "Cartoonist Kayfabe" in the process. Then maybe he blacks out at the end. Bonus discussion of Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman" included for no extra charge!2020-12-1717 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 28: Terrified In The Tall GrassIn this horrifying episode, Dustin & Ky discuss a pair of spooky movies they each recently watched: the SHUDDER original "Terrified" and NETFLIX's adaptation of Stephen King & Joe Hill's "In The Tall Grass". Spoiler alert: they both really enjoyed one of these movies.2020-12-0916 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 27: Circle Jerk Of EvilIn this episode, Dustin & Ky lament the current state of the world and a potential goblin infestation before a mention of Rick Moranis leads to a discussion of the Ghostbusters franchise and then, somehow, the upcoming Zack Snyder Justice League project on HBO Max.2020-11-3013 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 666: Trappo's SPOOK House! (Part 4)In this final installment of Trappo's Halloween spook-tacular, Dustin recommends a few good movies for Ky to watch this Halloween season, the boys wax nostalgic a bit more about their shared Halloween pasts, and the true face of Trappo is finally revealed.2020-10-2518 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 666: Trappo's SPOOK House! (Part 3)In part three of this marathon spook-a-thon, Dustin gushes over Lonesome Wyatt and Ky doesn't, the boys discuss their childhood Halloween memories, and discuss a few nostalgic holiday movies and TV shows.2020-10-1614 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 666: Trappo's SPOOK House! (Part 2)In the second part of this marathon spooktacular, Dustin & Ky talk about their experiences on both sides of the semi-professional haunt culture.2020-10-0913 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 666: Trappo's SPOOK House! (Part 1)In the first part of Trappo's Halloween Spook-Tacular that was definitely NOT recorded back in May, Dustin & Ky discuss their love of the Halloween season. Topics include: Dustin's not a murderer, how Halloween has risen in prominence in the hearts of both hosts as they've gotten older, the superior aesthetic of Halloween, and Dustin's abiding love for visiting pumpkin patches.http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/2020-10-0216 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 22: Gort's Bloomin' Onions!In this episode, Dustin & Ky talk about the last time they had a delicious bloomin' onion before the apocalypse, the only occasion Ky gave somebody a piece of his artwork and why he never did so again, bourbon, actor Michael Rennie, the latest Tool album, the latest goings-on regarding the band Disturbed and how many fists they may or may not have, and Glenn Danzig's album of garbage Elvis covers.http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com2020-09-2511 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 21: Fear Of Florian (Heavy Busey)In this episode, Dustin & Ky have a lively discussion about Kraftwerk, hideous june bugs, what Gary Busey's been up to, and then Dustin remembers how awesome Turbulence 3: Fear Of Flying is and makes a terrible decision.http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com2020-09-2018 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 20: THE FEAR (The One Where Trappo Sells Out)In this especially despondent episode, Dustin & Ky are very disheartened by the state of the world and mope around for a little while, then they discuss attempting to give future episodes of the podcast more structure, then they just give up and try to whore themselves out to a series of potential sponsors because Trappo's fuckin' broke.2020-09-0617 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 19: The Rob Zombie ParadoxIn this extended episode, Dustin & Ky discuss the career of musician and director Rob Zombie, reliving the highs and lows of his life and times, perhaps even struggling with the possibility that maybe he should just call it quits and move on with his life for the sake of popular culture.2020-08-2138 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 18: The Wonderful Ice Cream PodcastIn this episode, Dustin tells Ky all about the time he met a bunch of celebrities at Planet Comic Con one time because his nephew was a VIP. Then he raves about the forgotten 1998 fantasy-comedy "The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit".2020-08-0111 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 17: Christmas In July!In this very special episode, Dustin gets drunk and rambles about Christmas music for a while in the middle of the summer, and Ky could not care less. It's just a whole lot of festive fun.2020-07-2412 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 16: Glenn Danzig's All-Nude Musical Revue!In this episode, Dustin & Ky attempt to add a little structure to their podcast and discuss the latest Nine Inch Nails release, then Dustin just derails the conversation with an extended reappraisal of musician/filmmaker Glenn Danzig's various artistic endeavors. Mostly he tries to explain to Ky just how fascinatingly incompetent "Verotika" truly is.2020-07-1216 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 15: Where The Cat's Straight Tremor IsIn this meandering episode, Dustin writes a letter and shakes uncontrollably for a moment, which triggers an extended conversation about some old movies that he and Ky watched in the long, long ago, including "Where The Heart Is", "Cat's Eye", "The Straight Story" and the movie that Ky made up in his head that somehow combines the plots of both "Where The Heart Is" and "The Straight Story". It's a whole mess of fun!2020-07-1211 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 14: Sunshine Sento DustinIn this episode, Dustin basically bores Ky half to death while extolling the virtues of two bizarre Japanese television programs written by Yoshihiro Taguchi about average dudes who love eating stuff.2020-07-0413 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 13: The Porn King Of WichitaIn this episode, Dustin & Ky talk about how they spent one long, bizarre evening hanging out in a porn shop in their younger days, Dustin's medical woes, then Dustin recommends Ky watch the brilliant "Toast Of London" on Netflix.2020-07-0411 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 12: The Craft Show HustleIn this episode, Dustin & Ky discuss people ignoring the very real danger of the virus, the stupid, corrupt muppet in the White House, and growing up with a batty old grandma who lived behind a porn shop and worked the local craft show circuit for over thirty years.2020-06-2815 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 11: Thanks For Being On My PodcastIn this very special episode, Dustin & Ky briefly get political when they endorse Joe Biden for president, then they just kinda ramble for a little while about nothing in particular until a mention of James Taylor sparks a serious discussion about the terrible things some celebrities have done, and whether or not it's always possible to separate the art from the artist.2020-06-2817 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 10: The Bog Man Of KansasIn this exciting episode, the boys discuss how the quarantine hasn't really changed Dustin's day to day life all that much, the prophetic premise of the recently-canceled series "Counterpart", the scientific inaccuracies of director Carl Reiner's "The Man With Two Brains", and then they wax nostalgic about their one-time feud with a local weather man.2020-06-2010 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 09: We're Ridin' Sandworms!In this episode, Dustin and Ky discuss how watching "Requiem For A Dream" scarred them both for life, then basically just spend the rest of their time talking about other movies, including Darren Aranofsky's "Noah", David Lynch's "Dune", Alejandro Jodorowski's "Dune", and Denis Villeneuve's "Dune", then they close their conversation with a depressing dose of reality due to the current pandemic.2020-06-1414 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 8: Say Yes To The MessIn this episode, Dustin & Ky discuss Ky's family tree, the movies "Clue" and "The Fanatic", terrible reality TV shoes about vapid people trying on a bunch of wedding wedding dresses, and growing up. And outside, the pandemic rages on...2020-06-0513 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 07: Clowns In CagesIn this scintillating episode, Dustin & Ky discuss the fundamentalist war criminals who own Hobby Lobby, the hit animated Disney musical "Frozen", name drop the podcast that must not be named, ramble for a bit about 3-D movies, then go off on a fatal tangent regarding the Santa Claus-obsessed alien goofus from the alleged cult classic "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians".2020-05-3010 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 06: Paper Boys! (Recorded On Location)Dustin loves the iPhone and fears time travel, he and Ky relive their one horrifying late night delivering newspapers around town, they discuss all of the movies that were NOT shot on location in scenic Wichita, KS, and Harrison Ford murders Dustin for trespassing.2020-05-2214 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 05: Burnt & BernieIn this episode, Dustin goes blind, his secret ingredient is running low, Ky hurts his hand on a bong, the name of the podcast is (finally) coined, dreams and nightmares are discussed, Dustin's bold podcasting ambitions are finally revealed, and Jesus Christ returns! These are exciting times!2020-05-2214 min
Trappo's Chap HouseChapter 04: 2020 Is CanceledDustin & Ky discuss bad plumbing, their increasing paranoia, supply chains breaking down, everything being canceled, the rise of podcasts in the entertainment apocalypse, then wind things down by reliving cherished childhood memories and the impending rapture.2020-05-1617 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 03: Lobster Cage BluesIn this thrilling episode, Dustin finally realizes that beer is his enemy, a mutual love of lobsters is shared, Ky talks about his current art project, Dustin relives his worst nightmare, and the bizarre Buddhist monk saga continues.2020-05-1614 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 02: Dystopian Booze Hounds From The 21st Century!In this second installment of nobody's favorite quarantine podcast, Dustin & Ky discuss what's in their respective liquor cabinets, Dustin waxes nostalgic about old times getting drunk with Titus, then they both ramble about Buddhism for a while, culminating with the revelation of Dustin's burgeoning feud with a monk who lives down the street.Visit us on the web @ http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/2020-05-0818 minTrappo's Chap HouseChapter 01: Aerobicise Your Cares AwayIn this first installment of YOUR quarantine podcast, Dustin & Ky adjourn virtually over the airwaves to document their shared descent into madness. Topics include: cheesy 1980s aerobics porn, the joys of record stores, staying the fuck home, missing bottle openers, fruity beer, wine, and the drinking thereof, and the paranoia of grocery shopping.Visit us on the web @ http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/2020-05-0816 min