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Want Some Salad?#22 - A Clockwork Orange, But GenitallyDylan and Caleb return after stuffing their faces with turkey and other foods to discuss Golden Corral vomit, Chinese food, deeply inhaling in the men’s room, and their drunkest moments of drunkenness. Buckle up!2023-11-2653 minWant Some Salad?#21 - Fondly Working WoodWELCOME BACK! Caleb and Dylan return to discuss high school teacher scandals, Dylan’s marriage, making fellow students cry, and the impending battle between Elon Musk and the Zuck. We missed you all! Follow us on IG: @wantsomesaladpod2023-08-141h 00
Want Some Salad?#20 - Getting Sweddy with Eddy Spaghetti for Christmas, You Reddy?Caleb, Dylan and extra special guest Eddy Edwards come together to celebrate Christmas with slightly offensive mad libs, classic high school stories, boot camp allusions, and Caleb’s literal abuse of his soundboard. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good bite (of Salad).2021-12-221h 20
Want Some Salad?#19 - MeatspintCaleb, Dylan, and special guest Sauce convene to discuss torn jeans, upcoming movies, bugs in your drink, and compete in the first ever Want Some Salad Gameshow. Buckle up and watch out for foul softballs.2021-12-0747 min
Want Some Salad?#18 - Burger Karen: Have It My WayCaleb and Dylan return to discuss workplace Karens, Burger King mishaps, people eating crayons, Hawkins Middle School, $25 hamburgers, and outrageous gas prices. Hold on to your soccer mom haircuts.2021-11-291h 03
Want Some Salad?Public Salad Announcement #2Caleb has a special message for anyone who may care. For real, you guys are the best and I hope everyone is well. -Your Friends at WSS?2021-07-2307 min
Want Some Salad?#17 - Hey Guys, Impressive HoleAfter the long break, Caleb returns with Dale (Ken the Toilet Ninja) and Erick (Lost in the Sauce) to reveal why the podcast was off for so long, and they discuss strict lifeguards, Walmart cops, salad dressing, cars, and fantasy football. Most importantly - what do y’all get on your Subway Sandwiches?2021-07-191h 14
Want Some Salad?#16 - Can Sarah Spare A Salad?After another (unplanned) hiatus, Caleb, Dylan, and special guest Sarah congregate to discuss life, more fun and hilarious high school stories, and beloved cats.2020-11-231h 05
Want Some Salad?#15 - The Salad’s Been HiJackedCaleb, Dylan, and special guests Steve and Jack (Dylan’s younger brother and Buddeh) join forces to discuss Madden NFL 21, NASCAR’s waning popularity, embarrassing tumbles and spills, and the big field up north that your parents took your late childhood pets to. It’s a cheery podcast.2020-10-0744 min
Want Some Salad?#14 - Gabe and the Great Wasabi IncidentCaleb, Dylan, and special guest Gabe (Listener since Day 1) share some hilarious personal anecdotes about too much wasabi, lying to a pastor, flipping off the nice school janitor, and some ground-breaking new app ideas. Balls out in the salad, y’all.2020-09-301h 05
Want Some Salad?#13 - Peanut Butter-Flavored AgonyCaleb and Dylan discuss luck with deer hunting, drug tests, RBG’s legacy, the PlayStation 5 vs. the Xbox Series X, and the daunting, horrifying, ever-painful peanut butter shot. Protect your cheeks.2020-09-201h 08
Want Some Salad?#12 - More Than Play-WrestlingCaleb and Dylan are back, this time to discuss missing movie theatres, mishaps with game consoles, what they would do for a million dollars, and important milestones in relationships. This episode is dedicated to Caleb’s cousin (Oh, no, there’s nothing wrong with her, she’s just dating Dylan (So maybe there is something wrong with her.).).2020-09-0949 min
Want Some Salad?#11 - Hi, Ate a SaladAfter a long break, Caleb and Dylan return to discuss new developments in their lives, COVID ruining the college experience, funny boot camp stories, Chadwick Boseman’s legacy, and awkward Chili’s experiences. Side note: we missed you (especially Gabe).2020-08-3152 min
Want Some Salad?Public Salad Announcement #1Caleb and Dylan have a special announcement.2020-08-0400 min
Want Some Salad?#10 - You Put SOAP In His Salad?!?Caleb and Dylan are joined by extra special guests Dale (a.k.a. Ken) and Sauce (a.k.a. Erick) as they reunite for the first time in a long time to discuss awful football teammates, haunted and abandoned elementary schools, messing with Caleb (OVER AND OVER), and what they hope to an everlasting friendship. Get the tissues ready, bruv.2020-08-011h 16
Want Some Salad?#9 - Lettuce Discuss FootballCaleb and Dylan dedicate some time to talk shop about American football, with some additional discussions about awkward ringtones going off at the wrong time, the Miami Marlins wrecking the MLB with COVID-19, and more funny Hamlet stories. Special guests next episode, don’t miss it!2020-07-301h 03
Want Some Salad?Side Salad - ColloquialismsIn this special bonus episode, Caleb and Dylan discuss some of their favorite cliche expressions and colloquialisms and their often very weird origin stories. The cat gets Caleb’s tongue, ironically.2020-07-2826 min
Want Some Salad?#8 - F.U.R.H.L.A.G.Caleb and Dylan discuss mind-numbing work, their common enemy in the red-haired lady at GameStop, and being too confident in your own memory backfiring. Turns out Caleb owed Dylan an apology (I didn’t know, okay).2020-07-2554 min
Want Some Salad?#7 - Lost in the SauceCaleb, Dylan and special guest Erick “Sauce” Ramirez throw it back to some middle school hijinks, revisit the tale of Bob and the Juice Box, go in depth into the psyche of Greg, discuss paper football leagues, and fellow classmates being married or engaged. Buckle up.2020-07-2251 min
Want Some Salad?#6 - Mr. Saladman, Bring Me a DreamCaleb and Dylan discuss their strange re-occurring dreams, Halloween costumes, middle school memories, and wacky and weird family stories.2020-07-2154 min
Want Some Salad?#5 - Juice Box HeroesCaleb and Dylan celebrate 100 plays and discuss some more Marvel movies, Mtn Dew flavors, password hacking, and take a long foray into the no-holds-barred lawless wasteland that is the high school cafeteria.2020-07-191h 01
Want Some Salad?#4 - Ken the Toilet NinjaCaleb, Dylan, and extra-special guest Dale (Ken from High School Experience) have a long and exciting discussion about the Washington football team controversy, over-sensitive bus drivers, smart business decisions, sneaking and creeping around foreign bathrooms, and, somehow, Joey Chestnut has worked his way into our podcast again. It’s a tough hot dog to swallow.2020-07-1752 min
Want Some Salad?#3 - Dude, Disney Ate My Hot DogCaleb and Dylan discuss Patrick Mahomes’ mega-contract, Joey Chestnut’s domination of the hot dog eating competition scene, movie releases being pushed back, and the odds of Disney eventually running the entire world. Things get weird.2020-07-1556 min
Want Some Salad?#2 - The High School ExperienceCaleb and Dylan chat about various high school memories, ranging from the shameless lack of filter fellow students had, awkward moments during an intruder drill, or the weird kid every school had. There will be a quiz, so take notes.2020-07-1158 min
Want Some Salad?#1 - Nerds, Ping Pong, & MilkCaleb and Dylan give a brief introduction to their daily lives, how quarantine has affected them, what games they’re excited about, the best type of milk there is, and #Kanye2020.2020-07-0946 minWant Some Salad?Want Some Salad? - The AppetizerA brief listen into what this podcast will be like. Sorry, Ben Affleck (not sorry).2020-07-0900 min