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Choke On My ArtichokeChamp Champ Daddy | Dynasty Bowl VIII RecapSee y’all at the draft ✌🏼2025-01-0244 minChoke On My ArtichokeI like a little cuck boy | Dynasty Bowl 8 RoundtableHappy Cum Sunday!2024-12-2831 minChoke On My ArtichokeGalaxy Brain | Dynasty Bowl VIII PreviewDynasty Bowl I - I Hate OBJDynasty Bowl II - Process TrustersDynasty Bowl III - Iowa Wheat FarmersDynasty Bowl IV - Rectum RaidersDynasty Bowl V - Allentown Audi BoyzDynasty Bowl VI - Process TrustersDynasty Bowl VII - Process Trusters Dynasty Bowl VII - ???2024-12-2457 min
Choke On My Artichoke*Gobble Noises* | Week 12 Recap and #FL3XW33K Preview + Final Standings ProjectionsDear Dom,We just wanted to take a moment to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for being our one and only listener. Your support means the world to us, and knowing that you’re out there, tuning in, makes it all worthwhile.We’ve watched you grow so much through the years, and we couldn’t be prouder of the person you’ve become. Your kindness, loyalty, and presence in our lives are truly priceless.We love you more than words can say...2024-11-281h 19Choke On My ArtichokeTyrhee, You can’t change your lineup once it’s locked | Week 7 Recap and #FLEXWEEK Preview*Sean Tucker Noises*2024-10-241h 01Choke On My ArtichokeBold Strategy | Week 6 Recap and Week 7 Preview + Rookie RedraftOuchtown2024-10-171h 25Choke On My ArtichokeGay Republican Hurricane | Week 5 Recap and Week 6 PreviewThe time of the meathooks is now.2024-10-101h 13Choke On My Artichoke*Chewbaca Noises* | #FLEXWEEK recap and Week 5 previewFirst live pod??2024-10-031h 08Choke On My ArtichokeRebuilding Is For Tools | Week 3 Recap and #FLEXWEEK Preview + Snip Pits From IndyAll this rebuilding at once is kinda lame. Winning a Championship is easy. 2024-09-261h 27Choke On My ArtichokeNot 1, Not 2, Not 3… | Week 2 Recap and Week 4 Preview + Guys to Look Out ForNot 4, Not 5, Not 6, Not 72024-09-191h 32Choke On My ArtichokeBombs Away | Week 1 Recap and Week 2 Preview + New SegmentGOATed Episode2024-09-111h 07Choke On My ArtichokeAll The Way Back | Week 1 Preview and Preseason Power Rankings + Return SZNWHERE THE FUCK IS THE POD???2024-09-041h 24Choke On My ArtichokeForever Unbound | 2024 Rookie Draft Class RankingsWent for a spin in a tornado but we made it kids2024-05-2557 minChoke On My ArtichokeChoking On Dreams | Rookie Draft PreviewWelcome to the show, we’re ready to roll!2024-05-031h 32Choke On My ArtichokeTom O’Leary | Team Dotts vs Team JesseRound 1… FIGHT!2024-04-1111 minChoke On My ArtichokeJustin Jefferson is Juju | Offseason 2037 Team Value UpdateStock Up!2024-04-0433 minChoke On My ArtichokePull of the Century | A Guys Guy RosterOnly the real ones will sit through this whole pod.2024-03-2817 minChoke On My ArtichokeWater Ballon Colon | Post-Free Agency Rookie Mock DraftThis pod stinks!2024-03-2123 minChoke On My ArtichokeNot Today Satan | 2024 WR Prospect ComparisonsWho the hell made or didn’t make what Drake Maye might’ve made??2024-02-2943 minChoke On My ArtichokeRun Your Backs…Back | 2024 RB ComparisonsThis podcast was recorded a week after the Super Bowl parade.2024-02-2231 minChoke On My ArtichokeEngorged | 2024 Class Quarterback and Tight End CompsA couple frisky little peanuts for y’all2024-02-1535 minChoke On My ArtichokeChocolate *WASTED* || Wesconsin Wyvern Introductory Press ConferenceI like long walks on the beach and Pokémon2024-02-0832 minChoke On My ArtichokeRantallions & Zounderkites | Postseason Power RankingsGet off my lawn you god damn jelly bellies2024-02-0127 minChoke On My ArtichokePick Crazed Little Whore | Pick to Player ValuesTrade SZN2024-01-2422 minChoke On My ArtichokeShe’s a Fucking Princess and a God Damn Queen for God Sakes | Postseason Mock DraftMay the pod be with you2024-01-1929 minChoke On My ArtichokeClosing Time | Season Recap and Superlatives + Live Trade Talks???Alright.2024-01-0445 minChoke On My ArtichokeDry Cereal | Dynasty Bowl VII Preview“If you ain’t first.. you’re last” - Margaret Thatcher2023-12-281h 21Choke On My Artichoke“I’m Fucking Plaxico Burress” | Quarter-Final Recap and Semi-Final Preview + IHO and UND OutlookWho all is Dotts fucking?2023-12-2157 minChoke On My ArtichokepLAyOffS!? | Regular Season Recap and Round 1 Preview + MISS/LCRP RebuildFirst rule of playoffs. Don’t talk about playoffs.2023-12-141h 21Choke On My ArtichokePeaces | Week 13 Recap and Regular Season Finale Preview + Playoff Scenarios and Rookie RedraftWho’s Scooter?2023-12-071h 08Choke On My ArtichokeProstate Trusters | #FL3XWEEK Recap and Week 13 preview + Wipe TalkMummy Style2023-11-301h 25Choke On My ArtichokeSupplies | Week 11 Recap and #FL3XWEEK Preview + LFGDotts is a cuck2023-11-2359 minChoke On My ArtichokeTampa 2 (bars of LTE) | Week 10 Recap and Week 11 Preview + Trade Deadline#TRADEDEADLINEWEEK2023-11-161h 29Choke On My ArtichokeRrrrrrrruh Roh | Week 9 Recap and Week 10 Preview + Prospect Talk, SWIAFPFCEnter description2023-11-091h 15Choke On My ArtichokeJuggernuttin’ | #FlexWeek2 Recap and Week 9 Preview + Bijan is deadWe tried to get it under and Hour2023-11-021h 16Choke On My ArtichokeTwinkle Twinkle | Week 7 Recap and #FLEXWEEK 2.0 Preview, 2020 Rookie Draft Recap4 dads and a Daddy walk into a Fantasy league2023-10-261h 13Choke On My ArtichokeBlock Mode | Week 6 Recap and Week 7 Preview + Simba, Rookies, HoustonLet’s go Stros2023-10-191h 27Choke On My ArtichokeMinor Mayan Miner Mine Mining | Week 5 Recap and Week 6 PreviewSleep Loose, Let the Bed Bugs Bite2023-10-121h 18Choke On My ArtichokeBetween Your Turd and The Rest of The World | FLEXWEEK Recap and Week 5 Preview + StorytimeWait until you hear it.2023-10-051h 27Choke On My Artichoke“Special” Teams | Week 3 Recap & #FlexWeek preview + DID YOU SEE T. SWIFT WAS AT THE CHIEFS GAME???West Virginia WiFi Woes2023-09-281h 30Choke On My ArtichokeNo More Shady Handies | Week 2 Recap and Week 3 Preview + Rookie UpdatesDaddy2023-09-2155 minChoke On My ArtichokeLive From Camp DotterHis name was Robert Paulson2023-09-1841 minChoke On My ArtichokeChristina From Wyoming | Week 1 Recap and Week 2 PreviewBrought to you by Voodoo2023-09-131h 33Choke On My ArtichokeLETS GO! FANTASY FOOTBALL! | Week 1 Schedule Reveal + PreviewSponsored by Prime2023-09-051h 01Choke On My ArtichokeCancer Jelly | Preseason Power Rankings and 2024 Rookie PreviewUniversity of North Carolina (CCUNC – established in 1946) was saved from being shut down by the state in 1949 by Bonnie Cone2023-08-131h 04Choke On My ArtichokeRookies On [Fantasy] Teams | 2023 Rookie Draft RecapJoin in to relentlessly roast Dotts and Tyrhee2023-05-1138 minChoke On My ArtichokeJamie Gibbs | Round 1 ReactionsWe have rookies on teams! We have rookies on teams!!2023-04-2836 minChoke On My ArtichokeMy Tight End Has A First Name | 2023 Prospect Comps and PreviewsFirst Offseason Pod Baby!2023-04-241h 21Choke On My ArtichokeTrust The Process | Dynasty Bowl VI Recap + Awards Ceremony, Rookie PrimerUntil next season fellas2023-01-0548 minChoke On My ArtichokeDynasty Bowl VI | Allentown Audi Boyz vs. Process TrustersFin.2022-12-291h 05Choke On My ArtichokeCereal Milk | Wild Card recap and Semi-Final preview + Naps, Sheetz, and CheeriosLawmakers discuss why moving the popular gas station Sheetz could be a problem for branding and consumer relations.2022-12-2249 minChoke On My ArtichokePoem 2 | Playoff Preview and Regular Season Recap + Trade Scenarios, Final Rookie RankingsLambo2022-12-1559 minChoke On My ArtichokeKitty O’Sullivan Krause | Week 10 Recap and Week 11 Preview + Andrew Luck Book Club, Prospect DraftWhat a Rollercoaster2022-11-171h 12Choke On My ArtichokeState Fair Lemons | Week 9 Recap and Week 10 Preview, + Yellow DraftLike Comment and Subscribe2022-11-1044 minChoke On My ArtichokeShitter Material | Week 4 Recap and Week 5 Preview + Memories from long long agoBrian Robinson2022-10-051h 17Choke On My ArtichokeS’m’ass | Week 3 Recap and FLEX WEEK PreviewSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASS2022-09-2855 minChoke On My ArtichokeFast Food Cheese Curds| Week 2 Recap and Week 3 Preview + New Sponsor, Other StuffI CONVENIENTLY EDITED IN THE SURGEON GENERAL WARNING CLIP IN A VERY SPECIFIC SPOT. DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT. sorry2022-09-211h 15Choke On My ArtichokeOutsourcing | Week 1 Recap & Week 2 Preview + Power Rankings, Rookie RecapOn Cali Time2022-09-1547 minChoke On My ArtichokeI’m So Bored I’m Gonna Die | Week 1 Preview + 2023 RookiesShoutout Carmen2022-09-0835 minChoke On My ArtichokeThe Annual We’re Back At It Again Folks | Season Preview + Secret Bonus ConentFantasy Footballers walked so we could run.2022-08-091h 13Choke On My ArtichokeSorry | Mississip model is a fraudOG ANONINBAH2022-05-2207 min
Choke On My ArtichokeKnock Knock | 2022 Rookie Draft Recap + Special SegmentKnock Knock2022-05-101h 19Choke On My Artichoke#GetYourGuys | 2022 Rookie Draft Round 1 RecapStay tuned for maybe the best ending to any pod in Choke on my Artichoke history2022-05-071h 21
Choke On My ArtichokeEric Clapton | Post-Draft 2037 Rookie Mock Draft + Potential CutsJon and Jesse talk to each other for 42 minutes. Don't forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe to the Channel :)2022-05-0241 minChoke On My ArtichokeSpider Trees || 2022 Dynasty Prospects OverviewMaybe we covered too many players... Oh well we're back baby!2022-03-301h 35Choke On My ArtichokeDynasty Bowl V || Process Trusters vs. Allentown Audi BoyzThe Process Trusters and Allentown Audi Boyz reached Dynasty Bowl 5 by way of two very different paths. To understand who will arrive at their destination, you have to understand the journey.2021-12-2926 minChoke On My ArtichokeEveryday it's still the same dull knife. Why was I born, if just to live in misery | Season 5 RecapLife is but a dream for the dead.2021-12-1413 minChoke On My Artichoke“LCRP” | Week 4 Recap and Week 5 PreviewStruggling to figure out what LCRP means2021-10-071h 04Choke On My ArtichokeTrade Reaction | A Kupp Full Of TradesPT trades
WR Cooper Kupp, LAR
WR Mike Williams, LAC
RB Mark Ingram II, HOU
WR Van Jefferson, LAR
JON trades
RB D’Andre Swift, DET
RB Jamaal Williams, DET
RB Damien Williams, CHI2021-09-2307 minChoke On My ArtichokeTrade Reaction | Waller? I Hardly Know HerJON receives
TE Darren Waller, LV
WR Deebo Samuel, SF
2022 Pick 2.MM
IHO receives
WR DK Metcalf, SEA
TE Logan Thomas, WFT2021-09-2310 minChoke On My ArtichokeTrade Reaction | Oops Daddy Did It AgainUND sends
WR Chase Claypool, PIT
2022 3.TW
2022 4.TW
REC sends
RB Michael Carter, NYJ
RB Kenyan Drake, LV
WR Sterling Shephard, NYG2021-09-2306 minChoke On My ArtichokeTrade Reaction | Daddy Dumpster DiverPT sends
RB Ronald Jones, TB
RB Kenyan Drake, LVR
WR Sterling Shepherd, NYG
REC sends
WR Mike Williams, LAC2021-09-2310 minChoke On My ArtichokeA Shwartz Story | Week 2 Recap and Week 3 Preview + Rookie ReportDotter and The Commish are joined by a guy that’s into Sunday ass play.2021-09-2252 minChoke On My ArtichokeHasty Decisions | Week 1 Recap and Week 2 Preview + Way Too Early 2022 Prospect RankingsHopefully the two man show doesn’t put you to sleep like the last episode. Whoops.2021-09-1654 minChoke On My ArtichokeWes Visits the Eiffel Tower | Trade ReactionJON receives
RB James Robinson, JAC (REC)
WR Dyami Brown, WFT (REC)
REC Receives
2022 Pick 1.JSa (JON)
2022 Pick 3.MM (IOWA)
RB Chase Edmonds, ARI (JON)
RB Nyheim Hines, IND (IOWA)
IOWA Receives
WR Jalen Reagor, PHI (JON)2021-09-0911 minChoke On My ArtichokeWe’re Back Fellas! | Week 1 PreviewAfter recording this thing 4 times, we finally got one boys!2021-09-081h 10Choke On My ArtichokeMatt Breida’s Hamstrings | 2019 Rookie Re-DraftAnother one.2021-06-2517 minChoke On My Artichoke#CancelMrMishes | 2018 Rookie Re-DraftMr. Mishes is so cancelled. Sorry.2021-06-2424 minChoke On My ArtichokeMeaningless Content | Real Team Power RankingsDon’t even listen to this one folks....2021-06-1716 minChoke On My ArtichokeClown Daddy | 2037 Rookie Draft Round 2 RecapPretty much just shit-talking Wes for 38 minutes.2021-05-1838 minChoke On My ArtichokeYou’ll M&M Toss Your Eye Out Kid | 2037 Rookie Draft Round 1 RecapDetailing the grades given out in the first round of our draft.2021-05-1723 minChoke On My Artichoke@Shetrom, Here’s Some Help | Best Available Non-RookiesLet’s keep it moving, huh?2021-05-1516 minChoke On My ArtichokeAt 3.01, Best Available... | Two-Round 2021 Rookie Draft MockPicks 1-24 that we probably should've written down along the way.2021-05-0650 minChoke On My ArtichokeAvoid Killing Yourself | 2021 Draft Day 3 ReactionsCovering EVERY. SINGLE. PROSPECT. from day 3 of the 2021 NFL Draft. Reference this for some cold takes at the end of the 2022 season.2021-05-0326 minChoke On My ArtichokeQ wuz here | 2021 Draft Day 2 RecationsA couple of Q-ties talk about the day 2 happenings.2021-05-0142 minChoke On My ArtichokeLocked and Loaded | 2021 Draft Day 1 ReactionsCommish and Bestbros GM break down the 12 players taken on day 1.2021-04-3050 minChoke On My ArtichokeTechnical Difficulties || Consensus 2037 Rankings, Ceiling/Floor Landings Spots, Sort of Draft, Rectum RebuildA wave loudly clashing against a long shoreline is cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze.2021-04-2843 minChoke On My Artichoke“I Would Never Do That Trade” | Perfect Trades Scenarios For All 12 TeamsIt’s a perfect trade and you just overvalue your own players. Live a little.2021-04-1513 minChoke On My ArtichokeWoop Schoolbus || April Startup & Rookie RankingsThe commish navigates through the darkness and rain to deliver this pod for the people.2021-04-1311 minChoke On My ArtichokeWe're Still In The Intro || 2021 RB Comps, Cornerstone RB Rankings, Breakout Picks, 2037 Pod Mock Draft 1.0Listening to this podcast is like buying $GME or $AMC on January 28th. We're past our peak and you gain nothing. Regardless...
We like this pod. 2021-02-2853 minChoke On My ArtichokeBasically Just Dotts Talking Over People || 2021 QB/TE Comps, POS1 Players, Garbage Time: An LCRP Story, January AwardsThe crew with a not so special guest attempt to discuss comps for some relevant rookie QB and Tight Ends when Dotts isn't yelling over people to get his point in. 2021-02-0453 minChoke On My ArtichokeAbsolutely No Comps || Prospect Mock Draft, Surprising Rankings, and Offseason Trade RecapThe 3 Pod Fathers discuss the notable prospects to follow this offseason in the form of a two-round mock draft, but there's a twist... One of the hosts only knows QBs. Listen carefully and maybe you'll be able to tell who it is. 2021-01-2331 minChoke On My ArtichokeThe Lost Pod || Week 11 Recap Week 12 Hymns [Unedited]The lost thanksgiving pod because Jesse lost connection while recording and we thought this pod didn’t save. It did. And thus the Thanksgiving Special was born.2021-01-1336 minChoke On My ArtichokeChamp Daddy || Dynasty Bowl IV Recap, SAC Talk, and The Hottest BlockDynasty Bowl IV is in the books and Daddy and Q stand atop the league shitting down on the runner-up, Dotts, as if he were OBJ. SacQmento receives their introduction to the league, and to commemorate being shit on, Dotts has acquired OBJ among other assets.
Congrats to the Rectum Raiders on a great season. Now on to the next one!2020-12-3140 minChoke On My ArtichokeDynasty Bowl IV || Rectum Raiders vs. Dottawa BestbrosDynasty Bowl IV feels like the dawning of a new era. For the first time since the 2017 season, the Iowa Wheat Farmers will not be competing in the title game. The Dottawa Bestbros and Rectum Raiders have plenty in common. They're both built in the image of brilliant offensive minds in Dotts, Wes and Q. Their offensive philosophies in 2020, at their core, are identical: Studs win. At their best, it seems absurd that anybody could stop them. For most of this postseason, nobody has.2020-12-2528 minChoke On My ArtichokeRaging Semis || Wild Card Recap Semifinals PreviewA good back and forth conversation for the people so they don’t riot.2020-12-1825 minChoke On My ArtichokePLAYOFFS!? || Regular Season Recap and Playoff PreviewSorry Jim Mora, we talked about playoffs. The gang is back and ready to fill your ears will sweet sweet Dynasty 2037 Playoff nonsense because you cuties deserve it ;)2020-12-1046 minChoke On My ArtichokeFLEX WEEK BABY || Week 12 Recap Week 13 PreviewDotts pushes his way past old man COVID on his way to recording a great FLEX WEEK pod with the commish.2020-12-021h 00Choke On My Artichoke2037 Thanksgiving Special! 🦃Dotts and the Commish are so thankful.2020-11-2615 min
Choke On My ArtichokeIntroIntroductory recording for the all new dynasty 2037 podcast 2.02020-11-2600 min