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Sheebie JeebiesReview: UnderwaterAnother old review that was lost in the vault! When I listened back to it, I forgot that I kind of liked this movie. And if you've ever listened to the show, I hate at least 63% of new horror. It's basically an Alien movie...underwater. It's a slow ass burn, but you get a decent pay off in the end. I did just buy this so I can go back to re-evaluate. There's so much Alice in Wonderland symbolism that even I, a diehard Jungian, couldn't figure it out.2021-01-1034 minSheebie JeebiesReview: The Grudge (2020)We've got YouTube sign! We didn't put this review up when The Grudge (2020) came out because the volume was a bit off. Think I smoothed that out, so it's only fitting we end this shit year with a shit review. www.youtube.com/channel/UCfzt3U67-3EnWUM2hEWVwMANo vidya on the channel yet, but that's to come in 2021. If you like the show, please subscribe and check out some of our previous episodes on your podcatching app of choice. Special thanks to Producer Jay for all the hard work he does and my husband, Tall Chris, for...2021-01-0138 minSheebie JeebiesIT: Chapter Two - No Justice For Mike, Javier Botet Does Double Duty, And Cancelling Pennywise For Fat-Shaming.This is a *very* short review in terms of the time the IT universe deserves. Did I mention this movie is nearly THREE HOURS LONG? Oh yeah, this is getting a deep dive discussion. Directed by Andy Muschietti (IT: Chapter One, Mama), the adult Losers Club returns to Derry 27 years later when the murders start up again. We all go on side quests for jumpscares--err, tokens to complete the Ritual of C.H.U.D. Pennywise turns into a giant spider and fucks shit up, so the Losers Club literally bullies him to death. It's like WWE creative had t...2019-10-2037 minSheebie JeebiesScary Stories To Tell In The Dark - The Texas Sun Destroys Tall Chris's Battery, I Learn The Difference Between Ticks And Spiders, And What The Fuck Is A Me-Tie-Doughty Walker?Because y'all know my posting has the consistency of a meth head, I'm dumping a bunch of old movie reviews this weekend! First up is Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, directed by André Øvredal (Trollhunter, The Autopsy of Jane Doe).Four kids find a cursed book of short stories that starts coming to life. Kind of like a family-friendly version of Wes Craven's New Nightmare, but we also have to solve a convoluted ghost story. Even though this movie is sorely lacking The Green Ribbon, it's a fun watch. The effects ar...2019-10-2044 minSheebie JeebiesKing Kong (1933) - Hard Seamen, Carnivorous Brontosauruses, And Grating Cheese On Adrien Brody's AbsNew guest alert! Elva, mother of Nori Ann from Twilight Zone: The Movie, schools me on classic cinema. And Carl Denham is most definitely trafficking women. 2019-08-2241 minSheebie JeebiesStrangers Things 3, Chapter 2 - Juggalo Joyce, Rat Schmoo, And Facefucking Non-ConsentaclesThis episode is worth listening to just to hear me lose my shit over Tall Chris say "non-consentacles." Billy gets possessed by the Mindflayer, Eleven dumps your ass, and Nancy continues to be self-absorbed (shock).2019-07-3033 minSheebie JeebiesStranger Things 3, Chapter 1 - Will Sucks, Nancy's A Twit, And This Is God Damned Gold LeaderHey guys, we're doing something different this time around. Tall Chris and I are covering all of Stranger Things Season 3. I love this show, but holy shit I didn't remember anything from the last season! Luckily, Netflix knows their viewership and we're treated to a catch up episode with a big helping of character soup. Join us as we make fun of Chapter 1--Suzie, Do You Copy?2019-07-2336 minSheebie JeebiesTerrifier - Shitty Art, When Mimes Attack, And WTF Did I Just See???Matt Ortiz from our Krampus episode returns to talk about TERRIFIER and it was a blast! After a Halloween night of bar hopping, Tara (Jenna Kanell) and Dawn (Catherine Corcoran) run afoul of homicidal Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton). What follows is one of the most gruesome cat-and-mouse games with kills I've literally never seen in my 30+ years of watching horror movies.2019-07-0853 minSheebie JeebiesHannibal - Cotton Hill, Cattle Prod Sodomy, and Cheeto DicksHoly hell, this is our longest episode yet! One of my favorite people, Scott Mogey, joins us for the first time to talk all things Hannibal Lecter. He brings us a great Anthony Hopkins story and we have an excellent segue into the meanings of justice and what is right. It straight up turns into The Republic! Grab your chianti and your fava beans, it's podcast time! 2019-06-301h 19Sheebie JeebiesTwilight Zone: The Movie - Helicopter Decapitations, Peanut Butter Burgers, and Something ScaryNew guest alert! Nori Ann joins me to talk Twilight Zone: The Movie from 1983. It's our first anthology pick with four segments, three of which are re-tellings of classic episodes. Even better, we get to see the directorial stylings of some of the most influential filmmakers of the time for each story. 2019-06-0938 minSheebie Jeebies2LDK - Cursed Parrots, Crazy Roommates, and More Reasons Women Can't Be TrustedIt's our first J-horror episode! Veronica Li joins me to talk about the 100% fresh 2LDK from 2003. Lana and Nozomi are two actresses with opposite personalities vying for the same role and they'll do nothing to stop in their climb to the top. Find out what happens when people stop being Japanese and start getting homicidal!2019-05-2740 minSheebie JeebiesWhy Don't You Like Horror Movies? - The Other Side Of The AisleHey guys, we're doing a little something different this week! Returning guest Great Scott is known for not being much of a horror fan and we take a deep dive into why. 2019-04-1553 minSheebie JeebiesJordan Peele's Us - Spoilers, Symbolism, And 17% Less Bruce Campbell FellatingStephen Murrell from our Event Horizon episode returns to talk about Jordan Peele's Us! Is it the greatest horror movie of all time? Well no, but it was good enough considering they stuffed a bunch of different subgenres into one movie. 2019-04-0132 minSheebie JeebiesLeprechaun 4: In Space - Dick Jokes in Space, Napoleon Complexes, and Tool TimeOh. Wow. This movie is both terrible and fantastic. Matt Laubach joins me to talk about the worst/best use of a mockumentary screenplay, Leprechaun 4: In Space! Real talk, I own this movie and now I love it.2019-03-3051 minSheebie JeebiesBirdbox - Calvinball, Impossible Abs, and Millennial Baby NamesGUYS! Tall Chris is back to help me rip apart Birdbox under the influence of much alcohol. This movie is bad and you're a bad person if you like it. Come at me, losers.2019-03-2352 minSheebie JeebiesAwait Further Instructions - Dysfunctional Families, Paranoia, and Wall Vagina DentataThere's nothing worse than spending Christmas with your relatives--unless there's a mysterious black substance trapping you inside while the TV broadcasts very strange emergency messages. Austin Rogers joins me to talk about 2018's Await Further Instructions and how totally batshit it goes off the rails. Solid recommend from us.2019-03-1154 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 21 - My Bloody ValentinesDid someone ask for a thick and juicy double episode on "My Bloody Valentine" to wrap up #LoveHurts month? Too bad, you're getting one anyway! Austin Rogers returns to discuss the 1981 and 2009 versions, and I talk about walking the fine line of period farts and period sharts.2019-03-0744 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 20 - CandymanI sit down with famous "lost guest" Sergio Guerra to talk about 1992's Candyman! I can't say it's my drunkest episode yet because I keep setting the bar higher. We touch on the politics of urban legends and how it applies to today and how many "Fuckin' White People" moments there are in this thing.2019-03-061h 01Sheebie JeebiesEpisode 19 - Troll 2What is this, a crossover episode? Actually yes! Vegan Chris from The Other Side of Living (another of the fine shows of Eternally Bored Productions) comes on to talk about the best worst movie ever made--TROLL 2. Surely, this will be a podcast that will live in infamy.2019-02-2455 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 18.5 - Happy Death Day 2ULet's do the time warp again! Wait, wrong movie. We've got a review of Happy Death Day 2U up this week with native Louisianan Tall Chris. 2019-02-2421 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 18 - The ConjuringKicking off our #LoveHurts month for February is 2013's The Conjuring! Joining me on this trip down memory lane is my old high school buddy, Mark Adams, who introduced me to the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter books. And I'll never forgive him.2019-02-1050 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 17.5 - The PredatorFriend of the show, Austin Rogers, returns to talk about 2018's The Predator!2019-02-1042 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 17 - The ExorcistGet excited, we're doing one of the classics! Jesus Hernandez, super horror historian, joins us to talk about 1973's "The Exorcist" and also educates me on the story behind the Amityville Horror.2019-01-221h 04Sheebie JeebiesEpisode 16.5 - The NunWe're baaaaaaack! I've been fighting a cold and finishing moving, so here's something to tide you over until we start recording regularly again. Tall Chris joins me to review last year's The Nun, which isn't as bad as the Annabelle movies but not really great either. 2019-01-0726 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 16 - Black Christmas (1974)As we bid adieu to December to Dismember, we end on the first holiday horror film--BLACK CHRISTMAS! Starring Olivia Hussey, Margot Kidder, and John Saxon, a maniac in the attic of a sorority house stalks the sisters one by one. Joining me on this foray into fright is actor Jacob Sides, who was less than thrilled with it.2018-12-2548 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 15 - Jack FrostAs December to Dismember rolls on, we'd be remiss if we didn't talk about the hot garbage fire that is "Jack Frost." No, not the schmaltzy family movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman. The one where a serial killer melts in a pile of radioactive goo and becomes an evil snowman with bad jokes. Veronica Li from our first episode on "Ginger Snaps" returns, and we pontificate the nature of snowman cum. Don't say I didn't warn you. 2018-12-2443 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 14 - GremlinsDecember to Dismember continues with 1984's "Gremlins," directed by Joe Dante! Tall Chris joins us to talk Gramlin biology and what kind of Mogwai he'd be. Also, Billy's mom is a bad bitch.2018-12-1255 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 13 - KrampusThis week, we're kicking off December to Dismember--a month of horror films with a Christmas twist! There's no better way to start than with 2015's "Krampus" starring Toni Collette and Adam Scott. Our co-host this week is Nightmare On Film Street's Matthew Ortiz, who's the first real fan of the podcast to be on (other than my current friends I strong arm into it). Merry Krampusnacht!2018-12-0553 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 12 - The Texas Chainsaw MassacreIt's been a minute, huh? Today, we are BACK with a new episode for "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" from 1974. Our guest this week is George Ortiz, organizer of San Antonio's Horrific Film Festival! Besides Tobe Hooper's excellent use of implied violence, we also cover the use of disabilities in horror and I get to namedrop WWE's number announcer, Funaki!2018-10-1959 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 11 - The HandA movie starring Michael Caine and directed by Oliver Stone about a killer hand? How could it miss? Unfortunately, the metaphors are a bit too nuanced for your average horror audience as itt relies heavily on symbolism (and I say this in all affection as a lover of Carl Jung) until the last ten minutes of the movie. Luckily, we have a very qualified guest to talk about it--local painter John DeLeon who found life really does imitate art sometimes. 2018-09-1946 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 10 - The MegFriend of the show, Tall Chris, is back to take a bite out of "The Meg"! And yes, I completely fucked up and mistook Li Bingbing for Fan Bingbing halfway through. No need for internet crucifixion. It's a fun enough summer movie, though it departs radically from the book (some of which is for the best). Also, is Steve Alten another member of the Hollywood Incels Club? We'll talk about it! 2018-09-1034 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 9.5 - Slender Man Joining us once again on the show is our taller-than-Slender-Man guest host, Chris Johnson! This is indeed a review of the 2018 movie starring "The Conjuring's" Joey King, who is absolutely wasted here. We watched it, so you don't have to. I'd warn that there are spoilers ahead, but I still don't know what the movie's about.2018-09-0532 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 9 - AlienCome aboard the Nostromo as James Juarez and I wax poetically about the beautifully shot "Alien" from 1979! The whole movie is a work of art, with influences from Giger that extend even to the construction of the ship. Also, never take an orange cat into space. It's grey cats all the way, bebeh. this is definitely the most hungover show we've done. Luckily, I have a great producer to edit out most of the garbage.2018-08-2939 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 8 - Killer Klowns From Outer SpaceCelebrating its recent 30th anniversary is the cult classic from the Chiodo brothers--"Killer Klowns From Outer Space"! My guest this week is my friend, Nick Chavez, and we get into ICP being the gateway drug to this movie. Is there a venn diagram for this or what? And who drank all the Faygo?2018-08-2851 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 7 - JawsHow can you possibly go through summer without watching Steven Spielberg's "Jaws" from 1975? It would be sacrilege! Join me and Austin Rogers (previous guest for "Carnosaur") as we mark out for the best big stupid fish movie out there and discuss the differences between it and Peter Benchley's novel.2018-08-2157 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 6.5 - HereditaryIs evil genetic? Sit in on my conversation with previous guest host, Christopher Johnson, as we dissect "Hereditary"! It was touted as the scariest movie of the year, but what makes it so terrifying isn't the creepy cult or even the shocking early decapitation. It's the layers of buried family trauma that are all too relatable.2018-08-2122 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 6 - CarnosaurNot the first mockbuster, but definitely one of my favorites--it's 1993's "Carnosaur" with guest Austin Rogers! Diane Ladd plays a mad geneticist who creates a deadly infection via chicken products. The male host acts as a carrier, but the female incubates it...into a dinosaur. What could possibly go wrong?2018-08-2051 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 5 - The ThingOn this week's show, we sit down with professional wrestler The Great Scott for a discussion about John Carpenter's "The Thing" from 1982! Does the whiskey theory hold up? Is the Thing the alien that crash lands, or is the alien infected itself? What happened to Wilford Brimley? This and more coming up! 2018-08-2058 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 1 - Ginger SnapsIn our inaugural episode, V and I discuss one of the better werewolf movies out there. This episode was supposed to be recorded on April 8th, but *someone* decided she had to give birth three days before (listen close and you can hear baby Zoe crying in the background). We hit on the tripartite theme of food, sex, and death, as well as Furry ex-boyfriends and the best way to get period blood out of clothes. Enjoy!2018-07-0954 minSheebie JeebiesEpisode 6 - Jason LivesOur biggest guest yet! At 6'11", he towers over the tallest Jason, Ken Kirzinger. Chris comes on to talk Jason Lives, the sixth installment in the Friday the 13th series and which scenes he couldn't get out of his head watching it as a kid.2018-07-0947 minSheebie JeebiesEvent HorizonAfter getting past the initial sucking of Bruce Campbell’s dick by Stephen (#brucecampbellisoverrated), we get into one of our very favorite sci-fi horror movies. Is it literally Hellraiser in space, or is the movie’s concept of Hell more nuanced than audiences give it credit for? Plus, more movie recommendations than you can shake a naked Sam Neill at!2018-07-0957 minSheebie JeebiesIntroductionHello out there, horror hounds! Welcome to Sheebie Jeebies. This is a horror podcast by fans, for fans, and about fans. Each week, we'll talk to someone about a movie they love, hate, or love to hate. So gather 'round weirdos and let's tell some stories.2018-07-0802 min