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If Anyone's ListeningGay Life Hacks ft. Ben BradshawBen Bradshaw is in the building folks! Specifically my house! Aye o! I REFUSE to elaborate on what is discussed in the episode summary. This is a podcast, an audio format. If I wanted to write I wouldn't have a podcast! If you live in MI go to his shows and tell him Empure sent you. GANG GANGIG: @thebradbenshaw2023-06-291h 29If Anyone's ListeningMcDonald's Money ft Okir & DROCKTHEFELONOkie & DROCKTHEFELON of Mosh Pitt Gang stop by and visit for another nuanced episode of If Anyone's listening. GO STREAM OKIR - "ALMOST THERE" IT GETS THE EMPURE "E" SEAL OF APPROVAL.I apologize for my audio being messed up... luckily the guests is fine. I will strive to do better. Okie IG: uglierinpersonDROCK: @drockthefelon2023-06-291h 20If Anyone's ListeningBirthday Boycast 4.2Hello Folks WE ARE BACK FROM THE DEAD. It shouldn't have been this long but my fucking GarageBand will not let me export any files without them glitching... Shout out BubbbaWhyy from Bamfomania for editing these podcasts for me while trying to not break my My MacBook... On top of that, my $800 is also not connecting to the damn computer but that's a discussion for another day.There was a part 1 of the Birthday Bobcats. Volume 4 that will may not be uploaded until my computer is fixed. With that being said, it feels good to be back an...2022-12-051h 12If Anyone's ListeningAlmost All Moved InYou are now tuned into the most nuanced podcast in the world... specifically Detroit Michigan as well. Once I fix my god damn computer we are back on regularly scheduled programming."I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE & IT'S EMPURE!"2022-12-051h 12If Anyone's ListeningWORLD'S DEADLIEST PODCASTWe take a deep dive into the history of fake martial arts inspired by the D.U.S.T guy you've seen on TikTok. This one was a blast. Sorry for hiatus we will return to weekly uploads. WARNING: THE EMPURE MIND POISON TECHNIQUE CAN GET YOU KILLED!2022-04-211h 25If Anyone's ListeningDay of ReckoningThis is the final episode of the mega dump and definitely a step in the direction I want to take this podcast. I haven't drank booze in like 9 weeks now and think that has made a night and day difference in this podcast. There's a lot of what I have come to terms with being "cringe episodes" with things I don't necessarily agree with but am gonna leave them up. I wasn't taking the pod seriously and was just going through the motions and feel very good about these episodes. I hope you enjoy them. STAY EMPURE EVERYONE2022-01-161h 07If Anyone's Listening"The H Word Episode"Andy of the Driftwood Outlet stops by to chat with Austin and I on the gym, Afghanistan, and other nuanced shit. It has come to my attention that the "H Word" is no longer socially acceptable but my neighbor is a veteran so he would probably let me say it. Stay EMPURE FOLKSwww.EmpureUSA.com 2021-08-2359 minIf Anyone's ListeningBack To The Regularly Scheduled ProgrammingYou are now listening to the number one most ineligible bachelor and podcaster in the industry. Now that story arc is over we are back to real life. Back to the digital trenches with nothing but a camera, microphone, and a newly fueled fire of raw drive and motivation. The world is my oyster that I will podcast in. We will never stop podcasting. "IF EMPURE IS WITH US, WHO CAN BE AGAINST US?"2021-05-161h 10If Anyone's ListeningPod Gone Give it To Ya ft. CEO digglerMr Bea... I mean CEO Digger is back to talk posting, my dive into the polyamory subreddit, and other wildly interesting topics in the standard IAL fashion. please leave us a 5 STAR review and follow the IG @ifanyoneslisteningfollow us on twitter@Empure.US@CEOdigger2021-04-111h 26If Anyone's ListeningTed Brews on Beaster BundayAustin, Mitch, and I record a podcast because I got too drunk Friday. To be completely honest, I'm a little bit drunk right now. I said a lot of wild things that I regret SO WE RE-DID IT. YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TELL BUT WE TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUS FR FR... Happy Easter please tell a friend. We need downloads.2021-04-051h 00If Anyone's ListeningWhiteboy Summer ft. BubbawhyyAlex of Bamfomania crashed our cast again to disrupt our podcast about Chet Hanks declaration... Its going to be a white boy summer. 2021-03-301h 12If Anyone's ListeningPre-Nut ClarityThe Genocide of Tomato Town, Chrissy Tiegan at it again, a wholesome Roblox enthusiast, and a 43 tweet schizo post from an English House wife... all covered by 3 idiots on a zoom call. On this farm to table podcast we explore these topics with pre-nut clarity.Follow the fellasIG: BumpcontrolIG: IfAnyonesListeningTwitter:@Empure_US@NuttedOnMyBalls 2021-03-2158 minIf Anyone's ListeningWE DEM BOYZ (of podcasting)Fresh off my 10 hour car ride from Nebraska, we record one of our greatest podcasts.... It's safe to say we are dem boyz (of podcasting). This one was a labor of love and felt like we were really in our lane on this one or maybe I was just drunk and delirious. Thanks for listening folks I truly appreciate it. Please leave us a 5 star review so we can trick more people into listening to us.Follow UsIG: @ifanyoneslisteningIG: @bumpcontrolIG: @Empure.USTwitter@Empure_US@nu...2021-03-141h 11If Anyone's ListeningChoking Ourselves & Thinking About Lola Bunny ft. BAMFOMANIAI don't know why I even try to do a topic based episode with Bamfomania. We talk about sexy cartoon characters, Alex choking himself while beating off, the myth of bisexual white women, and that hot ass bunny rabbit from Space Jam or whatever who cares. I woke up with a sinking suspicion I said some problematic shit but thats just called podcasting baby! I would plug the podcast but Alex made me have to edit this podcast.Follow them here:https://open.spotify.com/artist/4fvxByDc6w4Q49dcl9AKYShttps://www...2021-03-091h 18If Anyone's ListeningLocal GeniusesTwo REGIONAL geniuses provide a highly intellectual social commentary on local geniuses we found on Facebook. This was a labor of love and was a gift from god. Thanks for listening folks. IF ANYONE'S LISTENING IS ABOUT TO SNAP SOME NECKS 2O21. 2021-02-281h 23If Anyone's ListeningNuttedOnMyPodWow being alive is great. We've entered a new era in the IAL Canon. There has been a paradigm shift. Who knew this was possible?Follow Austin on Twitter@NuttedOnMyBalls2021-02-211h 09If Anyone's ListeningValentine's Day Fellas ft Mr BeanerWe hopped in the Twitter trenches for this week's guest & cracked a few cold ones. We do this for the love of the game. Follow us on IG @ifanyoneslistening Follow Mr Beaner herehttps://twitter.com/ceodigglerFollow us if you have to...https://twitter.com/EMPURE_UShttps://twitter.com/nuttedonmyballs2021-02-141h 14If Anyone's Listening"The Pod Goes Sober"This was recorded about a week into our new sobriety LOL. I think we may actually have some sober pod swag what can I say. Thanks for listening I don't feel like writing a bio today. Follow the gangIG:@ifanyoneslistening@bumpcontrol@anilladakillaTwitter@empure_us@nuttedonmyballs2021-02-0757 minIf Anyone's ListeningAmateur Hour Part 82An episode from the vault that I was very drunk for. I don't want you to think we are off the wagon lol. Anyway hope you enjoy, this will be the last drunk episode for a long time. Its hard to believe we've been doing this for 80+ episodes lol. I'm told we are getting better tho... who's to know?Follow the IG@ifanyoneslistening2021-02-0354 minIf Anyone's ListeningA Podcast Worse Than Quibi ft BamfomaniaAll my homies hate Quibi except for David I guessListen Bamfomania herehttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dome-with-bamfomania/id13833649692021-01-311h 03If Anyone's ListeningWELL THAT FAiLED QUIBLi ... LOLTHE $1.7B FAILURE OF "QUIBI" BROKEN DOWN BY 3 DRUNK GENIUSES. The most expensive app no one asked for crafted by 2 apex boomer brains with seemingly unlimited money. Please leave us a 5 STAR REVIEW on iTunes so we can trick more people into listening Follow us on IG@ifanyoneslistening@bumpcontrolFollow us on Twitter@EMPURE.US@nuttedonmyballs2021-01-2452 minIf Anyone's ListeningEastside Connection ft. Car CrashThis was recorded in Dec 2020 but now that Car Crash has risen it felt about time to drop the episode. Edboy from Car Crash is back in the mix with some knowledge and insight. Follow us on the gram @IfAnyonesListeningCheck out his podcast, the do great work & I fr fr listen.https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/car-crash/id15043603302021-01-211h 11If Anyone's Listening2020-FUN (get it? its like 2021 but with the word fun)Well Austin and I are going sober to start this year. Austin says forever but im not drinking due to boredom and tryna quit smoking cigs. Anyway we got a lot of shit we want to accomplish in 2021... rumors of a patreon have some street level chatter. Who's to say? 2021-01-1952 minIf Anyone's ListeningPyramid Scheme Podcasting ft Short Stack WillyA NEW CHARACTER EMERGES! SHORT STACK WILLY UP IN THE IAL UNIVERSE.We talk pyramid schemes, gambling, and the power of KettleBELLS.2021-01-101h 05If Anyone's ListeningNYExtravaganza Vol IIidk why this didnt upload smh2021-01-061h 00If Anyone's ListeningTapas & Tom CruiseWhat an action packed episode and I feel like we are in our bag on this one. Off 8+ white claws and 2 laxatives from 2007 is apparently what I need to enter podcaster mode. We talk Tom Cruise rant, how tapas are complicit in genocide, and a bunch of other shit. I am pretty drunk writing this and didn't listen to the episode so let me know if I should delete this one lol.2020-12-241h 01If Anyone's ListeningBack in Black ft BLVXXKKRecording artist, rapper, producer, and former guest / friend of the show comes back to promote his new project "Dedication 3500"Be sure to check it out, I absolutely love it. God BlessCatalog:https://open.spotify.com/artist/4kJy6oXTvJjPQKegwIncBANew Project Here:https://soundcloud.com/blvxxkk2020-12-1856 minIf Anyone's ListeningThe Official OnlyFans Podcastwe relate to only fans cus we only have one fan please leave us a 5 star review so we can make it onto da chartsim feeling lazy on this post cus im quitting the cigs ya'hurd'me2020-12-1459 minIf Anyone's ListeningBodcasting ft BrandoHe's back for a controversial episode with the usual gang of idiots. This was a podcast of passion. Thanks for listening folks we will never be stopped from podcasting not even the United States government can contain If Anyone's Listening.2020-12-071h 07If Anyone's ListeningMulti-tasking Podcaster ProdigyI am a man of many talents, talking and building a Gundam are 2 of them.Follow the boysIG: IFANYONESLISTENINGTwitter: @nuttedonmyballsIG: @BUMPCONTROLIG: @DRIFTWOOD_OUTLETEMAIL USifanyoneslisteningpod@gmail.com2020-11-301h 05If Anyone's ListeningTHANKSGIVING DAY SPECIALGobble Gobble Bitches we got a farm to table podcast with your moderately favorite podcasts.IG: FromTheJvmpIG: BumpcontrolIG:Driftwood_OutletTwitter:@nuttedonmyballs2020-11-261h 03If Anyone's ListeningUP EARLY LIKE CAILOUUh oh we are on a roll. Happy episode number 69 I think this is one of our best episodes.YouTube it yourself lol can't miss itYung Nerd - Dexter's Lab Based FreestyleYungNerd- Cailou Based FreestyleYungNerd- Based Nerd Freestyle2020-11-191h 00If Anyone's ListeningpakiSTANS!We travel to the most based school in Pakistan and listen to kids dreams of turning Pakistan to a nuclear power and wiping India off the map. Great stuff. Don't remember anything else we watch or talk about so enjoy.Video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxxLqYHKORo2020-11-161h 13If Anyone's ListeningBirthday Boycast Vol. III'm 26 and the game has been changed. Thanks for listening folks, I get rowdy lol2020-11-1350 minIf Anyone's ListeningLive from Indiana ft Alex EakinIndiana based comedian ALEX EAKIN is on the podcast this week! He is an incredible stand up comedian that'll be appearing in a town near you in the near distant future. We talked about his ride with a notorious podcaster, comedy, the danger of conspiracies, and many other nuanced ass topics. Check him out! You will not be disappointed.Check out his YouTube page here:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvLH81E-IofedlQ8_7DU4Yw/videos2020-11-081h 11If Anyone's ListeningIALection Night: Blitz'd DispatchI drink copious amounts of beer with the news on mute while discussing the most excruciating election we will hopefully ever experience. Either way the world's burning but that's fine because you can still listen to this podcast!!2020-11-051h 43If Anyone's ListeningRIP SpooktoberWell we didn't do a Halloween episode but fuck it this is close enough.For free stickers email your address to IfAnyonesListeningPod@gmail.comFollow the IG: @ifanyoneslistening2020-11-0157 minIf Anyone's ListeningBetty vs Veronica: An Ethical DilemmaPlease email us with what character you want to have sex with at so we can get to the bottom of this ifanyoneslisteningpod@gmail.comFollow the IG: @ifanyoneslisteningFollow Austin on Twitter @nuttedonmyballsFollow Bump on IG @bumpcontrol2020-10-261h 05If Anyone's ListeningU-MAD AIRLINESYou never know what you will learn on Spirit Airlines! Baggage is extra but the knowledge is free.Follow Bumpcontrol on IG @bumpcontrolFollow Austin on Twitter @nuttedonmyballsVideo 1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tllP3CJbOhgVideo 2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo34J2vbO2A2020-10-1956 minIf Anyone's ListeningFrasier BrainHATERS MAKE ME FAMOUS! I'll be honest, maybe not one our best but it do be like that sometimes. Thanks for listening tho. 2020-10-1459 min
If Anyone's ListeningBAMF ROYALE ft. BAMFOMANIAWe have an especially action packed episode featuring the always funny fellas from Bamfomania. It was a bit chaotic but realistically not even close to the most chaotic podcast we've ever recorded.Check out their pod belowhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dome-with-bamfomania/id1383364969IG: https://www.instagram.com/bamfomania/?hl=en2020-10-111h 07If Anyone's ListeningRace Relations ft NinoOur resident Pacific Islander correspondent Nino checks back in with If Anyone's Listening to discuss race relations in America, our thoughts on space, and a series of other tangents.Follow the IG@ifanyoneslistening 2020-10-081h 02If Anyone's ListeningINDiANapolis ft. BumpcontrolLive in from a seedy hotel on the outskirts of Indianapolis, Bumpcontrol and I enter dangerous waters discussing Tinder, stereotypes in retail, and how to end toxic masculinity once and for all, using woke eugenics.Theres a special energy in the air when we record in person, I hope you enjoy I think we snapped on this one fr fr dead ass, fella.Follow Bumpcontrol on IG@bumpcontrol2020-10-0559 minIf Anyone's ListeningPodcasting is A Human Right ft. Car CrashCar Crash is back from the dead and back on the scene and we felt it was only right to do fully loaded podcast. The unholy union of podcasting is back together and we had a blast making this. Thanks for listening folks, this has been the biggest month in views for the podcast ever. God Bless CAR CRASH BOYZListen to Car Crashhttps://carcrash.libsyn.comFollow Eddy https://twitter.com/carcrash9000Follow Ryan from Car Crash on IGhttps://www.instagram.com/xyz3nith/?hl=af2020-09-271h 14If Anyone's ListeningValet Everywhere ft. Ben BradshawArtist, comedian, and valet Ben Bradshaw joins us on this weeks episode of If Anyone's Listening... do any of those things sound familiar to you? Anyway real funny guy, great guest, stop reading and start listenin.2020-09-241h 10If Anyone's ListeningPod'ing Dirty ft Jon BatchOn this week's episode I found someone with a dirtier mouth than me, Grand Rapids comedian Jon Batch. I break the ice like professional broadcaster and chat with Jon about a bunch of super cool stuff that you definitely are going to listen to. Stop reading this and start listening to the episode. Then after that I want you to click all those links below and check his shit out. Thanks for listening folks.Jon Batch IG:https://www.instagram.com/thejonbatch/Check out his podcast here:https://www.buzzsprout.com/242433/980091-good-vs-evil...2020-09-201h 04If Anyone's Listening#2 Freestyle Comedy Podcast in the World ft BAMFOMANIAWe linked up with the always funny fellas, Alex & Dave of the DOME WITH BAMFOMANIA Podcast. They are the hosts of the #1 freestyle comedy podcast in the world. Glad to have them on the show. Just listen to the fam pod, they some real ass fellas.Listen to their pod herehttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dome-with-bamfomania/id1383364969Follow them on IGhttps://www.instagram.com/bamfomania/?hl=en2020-09-161h 05If Anyone's ListeningSenior White Rapper Correspondents ft. Devin ThomasDevin Thomas, the recording artist formerly known as "DeLaZoo" and I sit down to analyze a series of music videos that I discovered off a Facebook sponsored post. I initially started with a harmless aspiring rapper, "Bobby $wag" and after following the feature rabbit hole I found myself in a wild corner of the internet. I learned about legal lean, white privilege, and former prison guard Rick Ross's never ending thirst for money. I promise you are not prepared for what you're about to experience. Hope you guys like this, if topics like this are something you find...2020-09-131h 08If Anyone's ListeningBumping & Grinding but Mostly GrindingWe're back folks, hope you enjoyed your Labor Day weekend. In solidarity with the working class I didn't drop an episode... in solidarity.. it had nothing to do with sheer laziness. Anyway Justin Green is back & we talk about Nazis and the first time I ever grinded with a loaded firearm.If you don't like the ambiance im sorry but also fuk u. Tryna sit outside while we still can.Follow the podhttps://www.instagram.com/ifanyoneslistening/Follow him https://twitter.com/jgreener62020-09-091h 12If Anyone's ListeningI Don't Remember Recording This PodcastWell folks, it happens to the best of us. I was awake for probably 18 hours at this point and frankly I have no memory of recording this podcast so god damn I hope I didn't say anything too questionable by mainstream society. oh well lol Follow the IGhttps://www.instagram.com/ifanyoneslistening/2020-09-0359 minIf Anyone's ListeningCharlie Trappin & The 7 Dope FiendsI NEED A MOMENT OF SILENCE CUS FELLA WE MADE IT! EPISODE 50. This is maybe our best episode yet so far, thanks for listening everyone. Follow the IG(s)https://www.instagram.com/empure.us/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/ifanyoneslistening/?hl=en2020-08-301h 03If Anyone's ListeningClosing the Logan St File ft. Kait CarmsWe celebrate the final night in Kait's house that was in our friend group for like 5 years. We recorded like every early episode here and was crucial in the development of the If Anyone's Listening. We share some censored stories and reminisce of simpler days.Follow Kait on Twitter here:https://twitter.com/KaitCarmodyFollow us on IGhttps://www.instagram.com/ifanyoneslistening/2020-08-251h 13If Anyone's ListeningA Fireside Cast ft. Justin GreenI hired an entire orchestra and sound effects team to stimulate the sounds that would occur during a fireside chat with your favorite podcast host and longtime friend, first time guest Justin Green. We go from war crimes to the service industry in typical IAL fashion. Oh also Geraldo Verde is here.Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/jgreener6/?hl=enWebsitejustingreensmedia.com2020-08-1959 minIf Anyone's ListeningWoodfellasAustin, Andy, and Bumpcontrol are back for another action packed episode. Thanks for listening folks, we got a lot of big things on the way. Be sure to follow the YouTube page, link below.Empure Media / If Anyone's Listeninghttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCygV9rX_ezaEW1uOMi2ikig?view_as=subscriberLeprechaun Videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ2020-08-101h 02If Anyone's ListeninguWu Infantry DivisionThe hooligans over at The United States State Department back at it with another one of their zany plans! This time it's using video games to trick kids into joining the military. We analyze that awesome recruitment tool and also brush upon the totally cool deergasm girl of Twitch. Thanks for listening folksArticle herehttps://theweek.com/speedreads/929599/army-esports-team-like-twitch-commenters-stop-asking-about-war-crimes2020-08-061h 06If Anyone's ListeningThe Pronto Pups ManifestoWe dive into the mind of a white conservative with an apex boomer-brain-rant that went viral on a beach town corndog stand's Facebook page. It's a chaotic manifesto that takes wild turns across the political compass and also just generally stupid. I would post the manifesto below but then you couldn't listen to me and my crack team of political analysts breakdown the schizopost.2020-07-281h 00If Anyone's ListeningOFFiCER McDONALD DOWN!Well folks, if anyone's listening (lol) sorry for the delay, been having some existential dread on the career trajectory of a podcast and freaked out. Im cool now and the next podcasts are really good cus we are trying now. Plus the views had a major dip this month since all of you are getting drunk on boats and having fun outside. Hopefully you're reading this in the winter and listening to every single episode like the loyal zealot you are. Hope you enjoy the video, thanks for listening.Here is the dumb lady video https://www.y...2020-07-2257 minIf Anyone's ListeningQuarantined in Castle Namaste ft Geraldo VerdeGeraldo Verde makes his return & tells us of his trip to India while I somehow derail every segment. He was traveling abroad when corona virus hit and became locked in an Indian hostel called "Castle Namaste" with a group of other foreigners & tells us about his trip. "Buy the ticket, take the ride."2020-07-111h 06If Anyone's ListeningPod Crash ft. Car CrashWe do our first joint podcast featuring the fellas from Car Crash. Did we just start an un-holy union with another fresh podcast? This one was a blast to make, enjoy.Check out their podhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/car-crash-podcast/id15043603302020-07-061h 07If Anyone's ListeningDeer Blind DrunkBumpcontrol was back in MI for the weekend so we got in the hot tub, drank 11 beers each and decided to do a podcast. If I am being totally honest I have no idea what was said in this podcast and am praying nothing was problematic because theres nothing I can do at this point. The show must go on. Thanks for listening folks2020-07-041h 03If Anyone's ListeningLeather Proof Podcasting ft Your Cousin AlexFor episode 40, I call in Michigan to Florida transplant and smooth player Your Cousin, Alex to talk music, surviving the modern hellscape, and about our love of cycling. Be sure to check out his music on all streaming platforms, but since people are lazy I will graciously drop a link below to his smooth ass music that will make you want to wear leather.We give him our full fledged "If Anyone's Listening Bump of Approval"https://open.spotify.com/artist/2p1qp34dXITre9WmPE3O6I?si=BSVi4HhgSEC0g9nxxN_h0g Tw...2020-06-2959 minIf Anyone's ListeningAustin RUINED This EpisodeWell we had an absolute grand-slam, genre-bending, hole-in-one, slam dunk, illuminatingly funny, record breaking, number one podcast in the world, ready to go but Austin bailed so we had to do one under the gun. Rather than research any topics or ideas before the podcast, Andy and I just watched Missy Elliot and Nelly Furtado music videos on FaceTime.Buy some driftwood from Andy IG: @driftwood_outlet2020-06-251h 02If Anyone's ListeningPodcast in the Woods ft. Ol_HabaAye O! Live from Al Sabo we record a podcast in the woods and cover quite a few topics that you will understand if you're terminally online like Haba and I. Hope you enjoy it because I think this is one of the top 5.Check out his Twitchhttps://www.twitch.tv/ol_haba2020-06-211h 21If Anyone's ListeningAccidental Discharge ft. BJOLive from my childhood friend's apartment, 6+ beers deep in Kalamazoo, MI we go live on a podcast. I understand that some "fans" have criticized me for saying we're "going live" when its a pre-recorded podcast because you'd have to be a professional broadcaster such as myself to understand the lingo in the biz. Either way its a pretty good episode and for sure one of the wildest stories we've had thus far.Follow the IG@ifanyoneslisteningLEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW + MEAN COMMENT ON iTunes. Once we reach 20, I will stop spamming this request. Peace 2020-06-1656 minIf Anyone's ListeningPorchcast ft Colton BeveridgeLive from Kait Carm's porch with comedian Colton Beveridge and host of Kava Comedy Night we blast through too much material to list. So rather than read what you're going to listen, Colton has some homework for you.Check out this video and see it for yourself.https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2019/07/giant-mysterious-creature-recorded-in-lake-michigan-during-a-storm/Follow him @Cold_Brew45 Kava Comedy Nighthttps://m.facebook.com/kavacomedynight/Check his recipes here, a real renaissance manhttps://cookpad.com/us/users/27785062020-06-111h 05If Anyone's ListeningGetting Back ft. Maliq JordanAnother porch episode featuring a very talented recording artist Maliq Jordan. We were finally able to get this one done and it was filmed on a porch so there is some ambient noises. Check out "U.N.I" by Maliq Jordan on all digital streaming platforms. The kid will be a star and thats a IAL promise. IG: MaliqJordan_1 Listen to his music here:https://open.spotify.com/artist/4NKOcooC2VXHbcD1Iry7rh2020-06-0758 minIf Anyone's ListeningBack to The Basics ft Kait CarmsIm back on Kait Carm's porch for another late night episode and likely the best episode yet. Hope you enjoy because we sure didFollow her @KaitCarmody2020-06-011h 07If Anyone's ListeningMemorial Day Pod ft. BugOutBoy AndyLive from Wisconsin, Austin & Andy call in for a special day and even more special podcast. I know that they sound exactly same so just bear with me on this episode. 2020-05-2558 minIf Anyone's ListeningMy Ideal Society ft. Brandon CooleyThis episode features the very funny Brandon Cooley in easily the most intellectual episode thus far thanks to him. He talks about his ideal society, Tiger King, art, and his days as a camp counselor. Follow him herehttps://twitter.com/bc00l_P.S. The theme song is long on purpose, it's called advertising people. I'm subconsciously planting the brand name in your head #ViralMarketing2020-05-201h 02If Anyone's ListeningM.M.M.AThe hometeam teams up for the first group pod. Austin, Mxtch__Lxp, Bumpcontrol and I talk about white guy's roasting kryptonite, wypipo, public urination, and a buncha wildly profound shit. YEA'HERD'MEHH2020-05-141h 19If Anyone's ListeningEpisode 30 ft. VONMAURFor episode 30 we call recording artist Von Maur, creator of the EMPURE theme song & shoot the shit. Plus we have @acidhag (IG) on pod as well. We started talking music but ended up touching on everything else. Be sure to leave a 5 star review on iTunes and leave a 5 STAR review. Peace Soundcloudhttps://soundcloud.com/vonmaur/popular-tracksTwitterhttps://soundcloud.com/vonmaurFollow the podcasthttps://twitter.com/ANY_1_LISTENIN2020-05-111h 15If Anyone's ListeningWypipo Be Like Dudes Rock 2020Two of the pods closest friends and contributers Austin & Bumpcontrol of "If Anyone's Listening" have joined forces to bring the IAL universe together and forever affect the canon of the show. Wow, talk about a pitch. Per usual we talk about a myriad of very interesting topics that will leave you eagerly wanting more or not. Either way a download is a download.2020-05-0959 minIf Anyone's ListeningSurviving the Rona ft. BLVXXKKRecording artist, producer, and Carlo's roommate BLVXXKK (@BLVXXKK) is here to talk about his music, contracting COVID-19, beating it, and his upcoming album. Wow talk about content. Check him out on all social media platforms @BLVXXKK and please go listen to his music in the link below. God blessListen herehttp://smarturl.it/ColorWav2020-05-0156 minIf Anyone's ListeningA Tale of Two Mitches ft BumpcontrolWell, I think that's how you spell plural Mitches? more like 2 bitches am I right? Hey-hee sorry for the delayed podcast, as I'm sure anyone listening is fiending for more content. This podcast was recorded 15 days into quarantine and again- nothing said in this quarantine can be used against me since I was not mentally stable at the time because quarantine. 2020-04-281h 01If Anyone's ListeningCarlo Different ft. carlo anthonyMy close friend and future famous recording artist Carlo Anthony sat down with me to discuss living in LA and chatted with his friend / photographer @PK.US. Carlo is the future and was gracious enough give us an exclusive unreleased track that's hidden in the episode. Twitter@FuckyouCarloIG@carlodifferent@pk.us 2020-04-211h 06If Anyone's ListeningHot Takes & Southern Comfort ft. Mxtch_LxpI call in my ol college pal and xbox live brother-in-arms Mxtch_Lxp and we discuss a hit country song he wrote and I pop off some H-O-T takes. Nothing I say on this podcast during quarantine can be used against me because that would be ableism as I am losing my mind. Thanks for listening folks. Southern Comfort Songhttps://soundcloud.com/mitchlip/southern-comfort-feat-nathan2020-04-171h 04If Anyone's ListeningSPONSORED BY 4LOKO but not reallyOn day 3 of quarantine I took it upon myself to drink 2 4Lokos for the first time on the podcast. This one was not fun to record and my insides will never be the same. Hope you enjoy the episode and there are a few advertisements we got buried in there. $ wink wink $2020-04-1343 minIf Anyone's ListeningA Lap Around the Pod ft. BrandoLive from the quarantine I call in my good friend from college, the one and only Brando. We discuss quarantine, life, and the simpler days as buckwild freshman. Stay safe my friends and loyal listeners.If you're interested in listening to the best song in the world here it is.https://soundcloud.com/mitchlip/a-lap-around-the-trap2020-04-0359 minIf Anyone's ListeningDays Before CoronaThis was recorded before I became unemployed and was locked in quarantine. Please enjoy and use 2020-03-3158 minIf Anyone's ListeningLet's Get It Started ft. Devarron Thomas, Dany Redwine & Kait CarmodyLike true professionals we did 2 in a row as if we were in a "Podcast Quarantine" hahah very topical episode bio reference. Well that's good enough, stop reading this and start listening.Follow them & give them you undying support. @SkinnyFatDude1 - Devarron Thomas@DANY_Redwine - Dany Redwine@KaitCarmody. Kait Carmody 2020-03-231h 00If Anyone's ListeningHerShitIsTheKitchen ft. Devarron Thomas, Dany Redwine & Kait CarmodyThis is a star-studded podcast featuring the wildly funny comedians Dany Redwine, Devarron Thomas, and our very own Kait Carmody. This action packed episode features the notorious Bronx Wednys Drive Thru video, Chet Hanks, and Kait being a finalist in a comedy competition.GO TO THE FUCKIN WENDYS DUDEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPyhSCAU87QFollow them @SkinnyFatDude1 - Devarron Thomas@DANY_Redwine - Dany Redwine@KaitCarmody. Kait Carmody 2020-03-161h 02If Anyone's ListeningBussy Boys 4 BidenEpisode 19 yaherdme. We actually had notes this time and still didn't end up using them.Please go leave a mean 5 star review so I can get rid of this Amazon Giftcard. Free Palestine2020-03-091h 00If Anyone's ListeningTT$ feat Kait CarmsKait is back and I promise you this episode does not require a bio.Go follow @KaitCarms and see her at Dr Grins March 11th for Funniest Person in GR2020-03-031h 00If Anyone's ListeningDRINKING MILLER HIGH LIFE ASMR *NOT CLICKBAIT*The first minisode of "If Anyone's Listening" where I do an ASMR video of me drinking Miller High Life. Maybe its performance art, maybe its genius, maybe it sucks. You live and die by the podcasts you make.2020-02-1632 minIf Anyone's ListeningHunter No-Moore ft BumpcontrolThis episode I call into my good friend and colleague "Bumpcontrol" to discuss the internet, Hunter Moore, Twitter, and a series of tangents in usual If Anyone's Listening fashion. Be sure to go subscribe and leave that mean 5 star review to win a gift card. Please do that so I can stop asking or else.2020-02-091h 06If Anyone's ListeningThe Mayochurian CandidateFresh off working 2 jobs and being awake for 20 hours I thought what better time to do a podcast. I call up Austin and I introduce a new conspiracy theory and discuss celibacy among other things in traditional IAL style. If you haven't left a 5 STAR REVIEW please do so you can be entered to win an Amazon Giftcard. 2020-02-021h 01If Anyone's ListeningThe Cook Up ft Dany RedwineTo kick-off 2020 I got a guest guys... Wildly funny comedian Dany Redwine sits down to talk comedy, life, how to beat constipation, with even a short dive into race relations! Exciting stuff going on here folks. Can't thank Dany enough for entering the canon of If Anyone's Listening. So check her out at a city near you!Find Dany here & #GetDanyRedwineTo5k IG: dany_redwine 2020-01-271h 07If Anyone's ListeningNYExtravaganzaWell folks, its the final episode of 2019 and I thought I'd figuratively and spiritually end this dogshit year with a podcast about why. Hopefully you can laugh at my trauma because damnit, I sure am! Please send some positive thoughts to Geraldo Verde since he's shipping off to Vietnam in 20 days. Thanks for listening and shout out to my listeners in Taiwan! 2019-12-311h 04If Anyone's ListeningVIN DIESEL WINTER VORTEX 2K18As a special treat and my lack of guests, I thought it'd be fun to upload one of the first podcasts I ever did last year before pulling the trigger. This was recorded during one of the coldest winter vortex's on record last winter. This one features 2 high school friends and we cover a variety of topics from Vin Diesel, groot, and my days as a teenaged cart pusher.2019-12-091h 10If Anyone's ListeningPROJECT P ft. KAIT CARMS@KaitCarms is back and we fill you in on one of Michigan's most notorious parties in a post Project X world. Be sure to give us a 5 STAR rating on iTunes and even send me an email at ifanyoneslisteningpod@gmail.com to let me know you are listening. I can't promise I will not sell all these emails in the future to improve the efficiency in organ harvesting. Thanks for listening P.S. not sure why there is 4 mins of empty audio at end -_-Project P Videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...2019-12-021h 01If Anyone's ListeningPODCAST FRENZY ft SlygnarWow folks, it's been 10 episodes already. Who knew we would make it this far? Everyone said it was impossible but we made it, me and you. Anyways I call up online figure @Slygnar to celebrate the 10th episode. Thanks folks.2019-11-2555 minIf Anyone's ListeningCalling It InPeople kept saying we needed "new guests" so I called in my good friend and gamer-in-arms Austin to fulfill my social interaction of the week. We per usual cover a wide range of irreverent topics from Skyrim to our preferred theater of combat.Fact Check: Of the 219 who died in Operation Desert Storm (212 men and 7 women) 154 were killed in battle and 65 died from non-battle causes. Thirty-five of the battle deaths were a result of friendly fire."2019-11-181h 00If Anyone's ListeningBirthday BoycastA memorable podcast for a forgettable birthday featuring frequent guest Geraldo Verde. This episode cuts deep and covers everything from smoking chimps, mayo-ass cooking, and mustaches to Tinder's 37 genders. Plus we announce our #viralmarketing strategy. If you like podcasts, doesn't even have to be this one- and gift cards boy are you in luck!If you leave a sarcastic and or flat out mean mean 5 STAR review- you are enrolled to win a $10 AMAZON GIFTCARD. WOW! Based upon our current listener numbers there is a very high chance that could be you! 2019-11-121h 00If Anyone's ListeningKZOO KINGS ft. DELAZOOA couple months ago, I sat down with friend / recording artist / rapper / producer @DELAZOO and we chopped it up on a variety of subjects. We discuss the early days of YouTube rap, record labels, Twitter, and a bunch of other wildly interesting topics that will leave you so antsy you drive into the car ahead of you on your way to work. Nice.Check out DELAZOO's music on Spotify / iTunes / etchttps://www.youtube.com/user/kalamazooboom/videos2019-11-041h 25If Anyone's ListeningIf Anyone's Alive...Geraldo Verde makes a return and we stumble through a variety of topics. We discuss a blast from the past, IG, my matchmaking abilities, and plan a job for the end of the world, also I bravely doxx my gamertag. Twitter: @ANY_1_LISTENINIG: @IfAnyonesListening 2019-11-011h 00If Anyone's ListeningINSTA-INMATES feat Kait CarmsAnother late night episode with comedian @KaitCarms as we discuss dating shows, wedding archetypes, and my traumatic days as a delivery driver. If you're reading this check out the IG at @IFANYONESLISTENING to see very little content.2019-10-231h 01If Anyone's ListeningPolyamorous Logan Street Files ft. Kait CarmsComedian and friend of the show Kait Carms (@KaitCarmody) sits down to talk about polyamory, witnessing a drive by, and honestly I don't really remember what else was in the episode so you will have to find out for yourself. Do people read these anyway?2019-10-1558 minIf Anyone's ListeningEMERGENCY POD: JOKER EDITIONWell folks, I was going to release a pre-recorded episode with a new guest from the vaults but with all the Joker controversy I figured we'd strike when the iron was hot. #ViralMarketing ! Warning there is spoilers and I'd like to formally thank our new FBI listener! 2019-10-0756 minIf Anyone's ListeningForged in a Basement ft Geraldo VerdeI sit down with known Halo 3 team killer and internet ghost Geraldo Verde to crack a few cold ones and reminisce of simpler times. What more do you want? 2019-10-011h 00If Anyone's ListeningThe Story BeginsOur podcast journey begins featuring Kait Carms. Enjoy2019-09-161h 07