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Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x14 - "Bread and Circuses" ReviewGet ready for gladiators and glad penis, maman! As McCoy and Spock fight for their lives in an arena, Kirk claps cheeks and pleases his weenah!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x12 - "I, Mudd"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this journey: Dave, a stalwart fan of almost four decades who rewatches along with her, provides trivia, insights and the occasional excitement-stoking minor spoiler. Join Us:Site: ht...2025-06-071h 21
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x13 - "The Trouble With Tribbles" ReviewWe have Federation officials and klingons who like to quibble, but they ain’t no trouble like the trouble with tribbles, maman! We’re heading to Deep Space Station K7 to have a drink with Cyrano Jones and review the hallowed, well-loved classic, Star Trek 2x13, “The Trouble With Tribbles”! They're born pregnant, maman!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x13 - "The Trouble With Tribbles"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this jou...2025-02-1137 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x12 - "I, Mudd" ReviewGather, ye subjects and pledge purpose to his royal Mudd the first! The non-human Norman done hijacked the Enterprise, maman! He took us to a world of safety, technology beyond imagination and of course endless unaging android ass! Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad, and this episode of Star Trek Universe is a review of Star Trek 2x12, “I, Mudd”, maman!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x12 - "I, Mudd"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's firs...2025-01-0725 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x11 - "The Deadly Years" ReviewBreak out the Bengay, slip on your nicest track suit, and ready your angry ageism e-mails for next week’s feedback, maman! The nights are warm and the days are young, but the same can’t be said for the brave crew of the Enterprise who are about to stop going boldly and start going oldly! Them worry lines, maman...Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x11 - "The Deadly Years"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in prod...2024-11-1134 min
DC on SCREEN | DC Studios News/ReviewGunn-Approved "Superman" Spoilers + NYCC News + TrailersDave and Jason are joined by friend and patron Effie Ophelders in-studio as we discuss:"Watchmen: Chapter II" Trailer https://youtu.be/LgjvsgeTHCMRedband: https://youtu.be/VEX3fJMNxwc"Creature Commandos" NYCC Trailer Breakdown https://youtu.be/VdahDEpqPA8"Creature Commandos" Casts Mystery Roles"Creature Commandos’" Tone and Aesthetic"Batman Ninja Vs. Yakuza League" Trailer Reveals the Demon's Head https://youtu.be/EK5Kllx_R4UIs a "Superman" Trailer Coming Soon?James Gunn: Metamorpho is All PracticalGunn-Approved "Superman" Spoilers!A Very Different, Very Magical "Peacemaker" SeasonDC’s "Supergirl" Movie Casts Ruthye!Effie's Bathroom Break Simulation RuminationGunn Updates for “Lanterns”"Lanterns" TV Series Cas...2024-11-041h 10
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x10 - "Mirror, Mirror" ReviewShow off those guns, bare that midriff and break out your most hipsterish beard wax to give that goatee the shine it deserves, maman. We’re taking a look at the iconic, oft-imitated, perpetually satired but universally beloved parallel universe paragon, “Mirror, Mirror”! It's a wild ride on the agonizer, maman! Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x10 - "Mirror, Mirror"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this journey: Dave, a stalwart fan of...2024-11-0437 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x09 - "The Apple" ReviewAn apple a day keeps the serpent at bay, maman! Kirk continues his mission to kill gods and disrupt paradise while we continue our watch/rewatch of classic Star Trek! Stop picking at my Vaal wire, maman. It's not another piercing!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x09 - "The Apple"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this journey: Dave, a stalwart fan of almost four decades who rewatches along with her...2024-09-1849 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x08 - "The Changeling" ReviewWe’re going where NOMAD’S gone before, maman! Cause we're gonna rub nubs with Nomad, a carbon unit-nullifying nuts-and-bolts type. Be careful, maman -- the utopia-seeking, string riding robots might erase your memory for the length of an episode. And then you'll have to listen all over again!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x08 - "The Changeling"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this journey: Dave, a stalwart fan of almo...2024-09-1133 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x07 - "Wolf in the Fold" ReviewWe’re tradin’ in our chevy for a Redjac-ac-ac-ac-ac! You outta know by now, maman…It's time to savor a scintillating slice of who-dunnit cheesecake. Take your sedatives, and find a hand to hold as we work to uncover the Wolf in the Fold...Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x07 - "Wolf in the Fold"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this journey: Dave, a stalwart fan of almost four decades who re...2024-09-0433 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x06 - "The Doomsday Machine" ReviewOn this episode of Star Trek Universe, we engage with a HORN OF BUTCHERY, maman -- a regular CORNUCOPIA of CARNAGE… OTHERWISE known as THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE! Come lay with me until I go to sleep, maman. They say there's no devil, but there is! Right out of hell, maman, I saw it!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x06 - "The Doomsday Machine"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this journey: Da...2024-08-2847 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x05 - "Amok Time" ReviewSpock's flag is at full-mast, and the only cure is some good old fashioned killin', maman! It ain't logical, but his log said kill. That was real dumb, maman. Real dumb.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x05 - "Amok Time"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this journey: Dave, a stalwart fan of almost four decades who rewatches along with her, provides trivia, insights and the occasional excitement-stoking minor spoiler. 2024-08-1043 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x04 - "Who Mourns for Adonais?" ReviewMaman, you were right. The time is passed. There is no room for gods, maman. Forgive me, maman. Take me...Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x04 - "Who Mourns for Adonais?"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this journey: Dave, a stalwart fan of almost four decades who rewatches along with her, provides trivia, insights and the occasional excitement-stoking minor spoiler. Join Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comA...2024-07-2548 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x03 - "Friday's Child" ReviewDr. McCoy slaps Catwoman, and as a result, only he is allowed to touch her kitty, maman! Somebody mixed Klingons with my Capellans, and now there's civil unrest, babies in caves, and guys who took arrows to the knee! But at least we're keeping things light with funny hats, maman.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x03 - "Friday's Child"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this journey: Dave, a stalwart fan...2024-07-0438 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x02 - "Metamorphosis" ReviewAww, maman! Some hot stuff heatin' up in Zefram Cochrane's innards as Kirk and his companions find out he been lettin' his companion all up in them guts! Energy clouds are revolting, maman. Until they take over Elinor Donahue... cause miss Ellie Walker is the finest lady druggist we ever did have in these parts, ain't that right, Barn? I mean maman. Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x02 - "Metamorphosis"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in pr...2024-06-2647 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 2x01 - "Catspaw" ReviewBlack castles, black cats and the blackest of intentions, maman! At least we think. Not really sure what these bad guys wanted in the first place, but Sylvia grew to want a lil sumfin sumfin, maman. Just a bit o' Kirkin' off if you catch my drift...Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 2x01 - "Catspaw"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersNote: This episode of Star Trek Universe continues young Effie's first watch of Star Trek in production order. Guiding her on this journey: Dave, a stalwart fan of almost four decades...2024-06-1848 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x30 - "Operation -- Annihilate!" ReviewWatch your back, maman! Literally! We’re beaming down to the Deneva colony which has been overrun by ketchup-covered pancake parasites from another galaxy! Also, giant future wrenches and screaming sister-in-laws! It's wild, maman!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x30 - "Operation -- Annihilate!"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker"Darkling" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by...2024-06-1127 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x29 - "The City on the Edge of Forever" ReviewJump through the time hole, but beware policemen and mechanical rice pickers, maman! McCoy's gone mad, but Kirk is madly in love with Edith Keeler -- too bad she has to die to save the future, maman. It's a real sad situation.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x29 - "The City on the Edge of Forever"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2024-04-2652 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x28 - "Errand of Mercy" ReviewWe watch corporealized non-corporeal beings smile condescendingly at two galactic powers slap fighting in the playground, maman. It's a sight to behold -- Plus, we meet the Klingons for the very first time! Strap in and go with us on this Errand of Mercy...Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x28 - "Errand of Mercy"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2024-04-0856 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x27 - "The Devil in the Dark" ReviewIt's time to hunt a Horta, maman! We're going deep on a molten heap as we review the classic Star Trek episode "The Devil in the Dark"!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x27 - "The Devil in the Dark"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2024-03-2823 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x26 - "This Side of Paradise" ReviewSome alien flowers blow their loads into our faces and it makes us feel real nice, maman. This thiccy makin' us climb trees, maman.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x26 - "This Side of Paradise"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2024-03-1926 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x25 - "Space Seed" ReviewEffie and Dave stumble upon a derelict sleeper ship from 1996. Waiting within: the last dictator of the Eugenics Wars–a super human known as Khan. He's got a magnetism, maman. Almost electric. He's a magnetic man, maman. He got magic hands.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x25 - "Space Seed"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2024-03-1234 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x24 - "A Taste of Armageddon" ReviewPut the wooden spoon back across the pot, maman. That soup don't taste like nothing but armageddon... and a little like baby food. The butternut squash, maman, the butternut squash. We gonna have orange dooks tonight.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x24 - "A Taste of Armageddon"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2024-02-2051 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x23 - "The Return of the Archons" ReviewPeace and tranquility, maman. Are you of the body? Well, we are, maman! Effie and Dave are in search of the Archons and then a bunch of weird stuff happens that only barely gets a plot nod as we review Star Trek 1x23, "The Return of the Archons"!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x23 - "The Return of the Archons"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly...2024-02-1347 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x22 - "Tomorrow is Yesterday" ReviewWe're hurled deep into the past, maman -- and find ourselves in 1969 being pursued by a fighter pilot named captain John Christopher of the United States Air Force! Naturally, we beam him aboard and tell him all about the future! Because that… can’t cause any problems. Why are you looking at me like that, maman? Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x22 - "Tomorrow is Yesterday"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/S...2024-02-0141 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x21 - "The Alternative Factor" ReviewA tear in the fabric of the universe brings with it an unhinged maybe time traveler who lives in constant battle with his antimatter counterpart, wildly changing facial hair, and a dangerous predilection for scaling mountains while having universe-ending seizures! Climb on into your bubble-top saucer, maman. We’re about to review Star Trek 1x21 - “The Alternative Factor”!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x21 - "The Alternative Factor"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/Sta...2024-01-2336 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x20 - "Arena" ReviewWe're transported to a strange, alien world that in no way looks exactly like Vasquez Rocks Natural Area Park, California to slow motion wrestle an anthropomorphic Lizard at the behest of god-like angel beings who call themselves the Metrons while everyone else calls them Metrones. It's a battle to the finish, maman! Protect me from the Gorn, maman. If I hear hissing, I'll start pissing.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x20 - "Arena"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCast2024-01-1542 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x19 - "The Squire of Gothos " ReviewEffie and Dave are whisked away to a 19th century castle filled with artifacts from time long passed, maman. There they meet its exuberant proprietor: a harpsichord playing madman, General Trelane (retired) – otherwise known as The Squire of Gothos. Planets be following us, maman. Help.Where Dave found Effie's you-know-what (NSFW)Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x19 - "The Squire of Gothos"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bi...2024-01-0845 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x18 - "Shore Leave" ReviewRabbits and samurais and old flames--oh my, maman! If shore leave ain't canceled, we might be!Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x18 - "Shore Leave"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2023-12-2939 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x16 & 17 - "The Menagerie, Pt. 1 & 2" ReviewAnother day, another court martial, maman. This time Cap'n Pike is in bad shape, and just beeps at folks. Spock thinks watching home movies might help.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x16 & 17 - "The Menagerie Pt. 1 & 2"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2023-12-2244 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x15, "Court Martial" ReviewEffie and Dave shall enter the gallery of an intergalactic court of the future as Captain James T. Kirk is accused of premature eject-ulation - either because of negligence or malice. All Rise, maman–we’re reviewing “Court Martial”...Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x15 - "Court Martial"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2023-12-1546 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x14 - "The Galileo Seven" ReviewEffie and Dave get stranded on a barren world where giants in fur coats throw evenly-weighted papier-mâché spears at them and have their way with a shuttlecraft. It's wild, maman. No time to bury the dead, let's logic our way through this one, maman.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek 1x14 - "The Galileo Seven"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2023-12-0841 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x13 - "The Conscience of the King" ReviewThere's a killer on board, maman. Can't be the pretty blonde waxing about Kirk controlling throbbing power. Gotta be her daddy. He did order a bunch of people dead. Makes sense, maman. Spock says it's logical. All the eye witnesses winding up dead, maman. Time to catch a play.Review This Episode:Star Trek 1x13, "The Conscience of the King"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2023-11-2752 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x12 - "Miri" ReviewThis week we got a real foolie, maman! Time to get bonk-bonked on the head! Olly olly oxen free and so forth... Have some self respect, maman. Stop trying to get the captain to look at your leg scabs.Review This Episode:Star Trek 1x12, "Miri"Hosts:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comApple: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpotify: http://bit.ly/StarTrekUCastSpreaker: http://bit.ly/StuCastSpreaker2023-11-1548 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x11 - "Dagger of the Mind" ReviewIt’s time to strap in for a little brain drain at the Tantalus Penal Colony. Get ready for Doc Adams to place this retro review into your empty, neuralized mind, maman. Can you see it? That needful eggnog nookie in the Captain's quarters? Hike up your blue skirt a little more, maman. A man could die of loneliness. In a Jim's dream.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek: The Original Series 1x11, "Dagger of the Mind"Hosts This Episode:David C. RobersonEffie OpheldersJoin Us:Site: http://startrekucast.comAp...2023-11-0743 min
Star Trek UniverseStar Trek 1x10 - "What Are Little Girls Made Of" ReviewWe strip down and take a whirl on a lazy susan to generate our very own life-sized replicas! It's a dire situation, maman. And we have questions. Like who was on the other side of that machine when Korby made Andrea? Is it possible for an android to love? Why did Kirk grab the most phallic of rocks to wallop Ruk in the face with? It's all a mystery, maman.Episode Reviewed:Star Trek: The Original Series 1x10, "What Are Little Girls Made Of?"Hosts This Episode:David C. RobersonEffie Ophelders2023-10-3054 min