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The Lions Pit PodcastEpisode 42: Eli HalpernNick Gomez sits down with comedian, entrepreneur, fighter, and Bitcoin evangelist Eli Halpern for one of the most uncensored and thought-provoking conversations of the year.They dive into Bitcoin vs fiat money, why volatility is “the price of greatness,” why Texas is the center of American freedom, how COVID lockdowns reshaped major cities, and how Eli built a life around comedy, combat sports, and sovereignty. If you’ve ever wondered what being “orange-pilled” actually means—this is your episode.If you want raw honesty, life philosophy, comedy, Bitcoin insights, and fighter mentality in one conversation—this is it.
2025-11-211h 33
Zac Amico's Midnight Spook ShowJacob Williams & Eli Halpern - Rumpelstiltskin - ZAMSS #355Comedians Jacob Williams and Eli Halpern join Zac Amico this week for a faintly frightening yet fantastic fairytale flop! Combining spells, sports cars, and one angry cursed alchemist, this film set out to be the next Leprechaun, but never quite made it to the pot of gold. It's none other than 1995's Rumpelstiltskin!Original Air Date: 09/26/25Subscribe to Zac's BRAND NEW show, Zac Amico's Morning Zoo!https://www.youtube.com/@ZacsMorningZooFor the FULL watch-along experience, visit GaSDigital.com and use promo code ZAC at signup an...
2025-10-011h 31
The Thing Is...453: Selective Cunnilin-guy (Eli Halpern)Comedian Eli Halpern joins Shannon and Figs! They discuss Eli's music career and tour across Europe and America, Figs challenges him to an Indian rap battle, Shannon's kismet trip to the vet and more before they dive into the stories including Eli's awkward hookup with a pornstar, Descelating a fight by getting naked, experiencing the horrors of the DMT realm and so much more!Air Date: 09/23/25Support our sponsorshttps://bodybraincoffee.com use the code DING20 to get 20% off!https://yokratom.com/ - Home of th...
2025-09-261h 05
The Digital Revolution Podcast - With Eli AdamsUnlocking Global Ecommerce With Josh HalpernSend us a textIn this episode of the podcast we dive into the global world of Joshua Halpern. A visionary leader who's shaping the future of global e-commerce with Shopline.com and his Getting to Global Initiative. We explore:- The Global E-Commerce Revolution: Joshua's role in driving Shopline's expansion across North America and his pivotal work with the Getting to Global Initiative, revealing insights into digital trade strategies and international business.- A Journey of Influence: From his early adventures abroad to his influential roles with the U.S. D...
2024-02-2049 min
Barely Serious#226 Eli Halpern 2Galyn is rejoined by Eli Halpern (@octaviousthunder) for an existential episode.. From insider trading of how to get laid on tinder, reincarnation, and smoking crack; this episode has a lil something for everyone. Enjoy this episode and check out Eli's new rap song about homeless people lol
2024-02-191h 11
OneSharpSwordInterview with Eli HalpernEli Halpern is a comedian rapper ninja entrepreneur who started www.GoldenCricket.com. Really, he’s a stand up comedian, a rap artist with two albums on Spotify, a take-no-sh** martial artist, and an entrepreneur who founded a company making protein bars that are gluten free, lactose free, and full of flavor with 19 grams of protein.
On today’s podcast, we spoke about Eli’s climb in the entrepreneurial world and we looked at where his struggles or decision points became leadership lessons that we can all learn from.
Key points we uncovered as we discus...
2023-08-0854 min
Awakening#238 Eli Halpern - Are you Ready to Eat Crickets?
Eli Halpern is a comedian, musician, martial artist, and CEO/Founder of Golden Cricket in Austin, TX.
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What we Discussed:
- Wht the crickets are fed ( 2 mins)
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- Ingredients in the bars (8 mins)
- The reson behind the price ( 10 mins)
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2023-07-2442 min
P.S.A the Mental Health PodcastThe Power of Fasting and Protein: A Summer Guide to Unbigging Your Back Feat. Eli HalpernWelcome to the twelfth episode of the seventh season of the PSA: The Mental Health Podcast! In this episode, we delve into a truly unique topic - the art of "unbigging" your back for the summer through the strategic incorporation of fasting and protein in your diet. Designed to enlighten and equip our young millennial audience, this episode is a must-listen if you're looking to grasp and wield the power of these essential health practices. There is also a breakdown of the different types of fasting a person can and should do as well. We are excited to introduce our...
2023-06-301h 24
Castpergers#72 How to Fix the World feat. Brad Bentley, Gary FaustJust a couple hooligans hoolin around
2023-06-2458 minCastpergers#24 - Total Debauchery w/ GaryGary reminds me of some of my worst blackouts and some sepia toned grey stories that would ruin any potential chance I’d have at a career. We also touch on some sociopolitical issues.
2023-06-2241 minCastpergers#71 Psychopath self help w/ Gary FaustGary was the guest on my most played podcast years back and now he’s back to be the least viewed guest
2023-06-221h 19
In TurnInterview with Eli HalpernToday I had an opportunity to interview Eli Halpern who is a martial artist, stand-up comedian, and CEO and Founder of Golden Cricket, a cricket protein bar utilizing the most nutritious protein source on the planet - crickets! Crickets are 65% protein by weight, contain all 9 essential amino acids, and use 2000x less water to produce than whey protein.
To connect with Eli, please visit:
IG: @cricketlordmma
goldencricket.com
2023-06-1946 minCastpergers10 min comedy set - Best in the WestI crushed on this set and don’t have video so I wanted to post the audio
2023-06-0310 min
Coffee with the DogThe Cricket Man- Coffee with the Dog Ep385- Eli HalpernI start by ranting about racist, coward Anthony Cumia and call him out on his desire to say n****r.
Eli Halpern is a Entrepreneur/Comedian/Rapper/Ninja/World Traveler who founded Golden Cricket.
Yeah he eats crickets and his bio says:
"- I have been self employed since I was 12 years old
- I created Golden Cricket from scratch and raised $150k in the first 7 months
- I have been doing stand up comedy for 7 years
- I have 2 rap albums on Spotify with over 1 million views
- I have been training martial arts 2 hours daily for 3 years"
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2023-05-301h 38
Savage Perspective PodcastBugging Out with Eli HalpernAre you interested in sustainable sources of protein? Eli Halpern is the CEO of Golden Cricket, a protein bar made out of–you guessed it–crickets. But if that grosses you out, not to worry. We discussed everything from business to MMA, so I’ve got no doubt you’ll be able to take something from this episode. What you’ll hear: Eli’s origin story (1:40) The benefits of martial arts (3:15) What his daily schedule looks like (6:06) The point in his life where he realized that he needed to change trajectories (9:14) His experiences in...
2023-05-2658 minCastpergers#70 Dallas Car Ride feat. Francisco Rincon & James GaribayEli made someone quit their job. Francisco ate a dog. James got a DUI.
2023-05-201h 09
Relentless Positivity FitnessEating Crickets, Sobriety, and Entrepreneurship with Eli HalpernMy guest in this episode has a lot of range. He enjoys rapping, stand-up comedy, entrepreneurship, consensually punching people in the face, and eating crickets in bar and powder form. Eli Halpern is the CEO and founder of Golden Cricket The World's Most Sustainable Protein Bar.
Make sure to check those bars, horchata powder, and merch here: https://goldencricket.com/
And use promo code POSITIVITY to save 15% off of your order! Appreciate the love from the Cricket Lord with the promo code.
And follow Eli on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cricketlordmma/
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2023-05-1632 min2023-05-1126 min
Con Men PodcastSSRI's are creating school shooters with Eli Halpern- Con Men Podcast #67Stand-up comedian Eli Halpern makes his return to the Con Men Podcast!On this week's episode we discuss the over prescribing of SSRI's and how they are contributing to mental illness in the United States and how it may be one of the root causes of a mass shooter. You can find Eli Halpern at: Instagram- @cricketlordmma YouTube- @eli.halpern Spotify- Brody Lowballer -------------------------- Follow us: Instagram @Con_Men_Podcast Twitter- @Conmenpodcast1 email- conmenpod@gmail.com -------------- Check out the new cooking show on Youtube called MK UltrEATS. The first episode is about Reverse Searing a ribeye and also the...
2023-04-271h 34
2023-02-0743 min2023-01-061h 23CastpergersChristian Ceja #66Christian is my martial arts friend and we beat each other up and also talk about cool things
2022-12-2158 minCastpergersCrickets & Consciousness (w/ Alec Winter) #66I hired a marketing guy for Golden Cricket. We scheduled our first business meeting, and I was like "hey, why not turn this into a podcast so we can cut clips and work while we work." Genius.
2022-12-1245 min
The William Montgomery ShowEli Halpern | The William Montgomery Show #50Entrepreneur, Rapper & all around funny guy Eli Halpern sell the boys some crickets and penis art on a not-on-steroids episode of the William Montgomery Show.
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2022-11-031h 03
The Ones Who Woke UpThe Ones Who Woke Up #9 - Eli HalpernAn interesting convo with always funny and interesting stand up comedian Eli Halpern
2022-10-011h 14
Con Men PodcastJohn Podesta and the Pizza Gate Scandal- with Special Guest Eli Halpern #37This week, Sean and Adam are joined by comedian and Cricket Energy Bars owner Eli Halpern. We discussed the Pizza Gate scandal and how John Podesta was involved. Pizza Gate is an underground child sex trafficking network that is said to have been connected to some of the biggest politicians in the United States. The network was being orchestrated by James Alefantis, an artist and owner of Comet Pizza. Hang out and join us as we dive into this story.---------------------------Follow us:Instagram @Con_Men_Podcast,Twitter...
2022-09-081h 18
Eazy Does It PodcastGiggle Boys | Podcasting & Comedy | Mike Eaton & Eli HalpernCome see these guys live this Saturday Night at Eazy's. Mike Eaton & Eli Halpern are local comedians, and host of the Giggle Boys Podcast here in Austin, TX. They are an absolute blast to talk to, and work with. We ate too many edibles, and dove into all things comedy here in Austin. Hope you enjoy it, and don't take ANYTHING too seriously ;) These dude's are hilarious and I am glad to call them friends. Here is to your success! • Own your space. • Show these guys some love! @castpergers @mike.is.eaton @giggleboyspodcast Learn more abou...
2021-11-1844 min
Convos On The Pedicab#77 Eli HalpernEli Halpern is a stand-up comic from southern California, trains at 10th Planet Jiu-jitsu, has many entrepreneurial endeavors, and co-hosts Giggleboys on the Drinking Bros podcast network.
2021-11-0455 min
2021-10-091h 232021-09-0511 minBarely Serious#115 Eli HalpernThis week Eli Halpern aka OCTAVIUSTHUNDER rolls thru the apartment for a hilarious episode. The boys talk about Galyn's wild night before where he almost got arrested, getting hit by cars, dating apps, a guy saying the n-word on stage at the comedy store, wrestling, and much much more. Enjoy This Episode!!
2021-07-161h 202021-07-1313 min2021-04-0518 minCastpergersGiggleboys Ep. 7Mike is funnier than me
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2021-02-1041 minCastpergersJohnny Mitchell - Drug Dealer Turned Comedian #60Hilarious comedian and author of "Days of the Trap" available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
2021-02-101h 302021-02-0709 minCastpergersCastpergers # 57 - Cody & GaryWe haven't been in a room together in 4 years. But I was in a rush and had to leave early
2021-01-2632 min2021-01-2543 min2021-01-1253 minCastpergersGiggleboys Ep. 5 - JEREMIAH WATKINSThe first of our headliner series - comedian, musician, Kill Tony band member Jeremiah Watkins.
2021-01-1053 min2021-01-1045 minCastpergersGiggleboys Ep. 2Episode 2
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2021-01-0245 minCastpergersGiggleboys Ep. 1New podcasts with mike eaton temporarily on castpergers page
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2020-12-1445 minCastpergersRELATIONSHIP NOMENCLATUREI FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN TODAYS RELATIONSHIPS
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2020-11-1700 min2020-11-1613 min2020-11-0850 minCastpergersFUCK Los Angeles - feat BRIONTHERES A FUCKING WATERFALL IN THE BACKGROUND! THE AUDIO IS FUCKED!
2020-09-1533 min2020-09-0414 minCastpergers#52 - Johnny Sins' Penis, Elite Pedophile Ring, and Eating AssJohnny Sins' Penis, Elite Pedophile Ring, and Eating Ass
2020-09-0119 min2020-06-271h 21CastpergersBLM / ADRENOCHROMEFollow Castpergers on YouTube Instagram and gimme 5 stars on apple podcasts or I’ll kill myself
2020-06-1718 min2020-05-2613 min2020-04-0234 minCastpergers#49 TIGER KING Ex-Employee Explains What Working at the Park was Really LikeI sit down with Sheldon stone safely over Zoom. He revealed some very interesting things that weren’t covered in the documentary.
2020-03-3136 min2020-03-2828 min2020-03-1615 minCastpergers#44 - John McAfeeJohn McAfee creates McAfee antivirus decades ago. Now he’s on the run for tax evasion.
2020-03-0340 minCastpergers#43 - Peter Pan was a Pedo feat. Frank Ulloa and MikeI definitely need to have Frank on again while mike is chained up by a nearby dumpster
2020-02-2855 min2020-01-1313 min2019-10-161h 15CastpergersHOW TO GO THROUGH A BREAKUP (Video on YouTube)This is terrible advice I hope no one takes seriously. And I should never be in another relationship.
2019-10-1409 minCastpergers#39 - Rachel Dee, Jason DelgadoIn this impromptu podcast with admittedly terrible audio recorded in a bar, we had a hilariously fun time discussion how cannibalism is technically vegan, and how I am addicted to DMT - which is not vegan, if it comes from a frog.
2019-09-2849 minCastpergers#38 - Gay in Egypt - Bill Dawes part 2Not-gay comedian Bill Dawes tells me about his trip to Egypt and being arrested on suspicion of homosexuality
2019-09-0957 minCastpergers#37 - Bill Dawes part 1One of my favorite stand up comedians it’s down with me and discusses working with Tucker Max. Spoiler alert, he kinda sucks
2019-09-0947 minCastpergers#36 - The News, and Jeffrey EpsteinI originally was gonna say fuck you guys and not edit this, but i paused so much and had some free time, so i did and youre welcome
2019-08-1526 min2019-08-071h 252019-06-1633 min2019-05-241h 39Castpergers#32 - Sarah LawrenceComedian and Australian person Sarah Lawrence joins me to chat about comedy
2019-05-111h 41Castpergers#31 - Mike SheaAnother old SB friend joins me as we try to refrain from talking about IV for the 6th time but rather music, mushrooms, and comedy
2019-05-101h 032019-05-091h 07Castpergers#29 - Malik BMalik was one of my first friends in comedy, who is definitely on track to being a household name. (Not to be confused with the guy from The Roots)
2019-05-0859 minCastpergers#28 - Way Too High w/ Mike EatonIf you love listening to retarded people with dementia talk, you’ll love Mike and Eli high.
2019-05-071h 052019-04-2722 minCastpergers#26 - Caesar LizardoLA comic Caesar Lizardo shares about his life as a father and funny human
2019-04-261h 432019-04-1249 min2019-03-1547 minCastpergersEpisode #22 - Yung CameltoeToday I am joined by my friend Emmanuel Wright aka Yung Cameltoe aka Der Witz aka Shitty E, where we discuss music, comedy, and rape.
2019-03-131h 072019-03-1211 minCastpergers#20 - I’m not homophobic, I’m just super straight. Feat ChrisWe share some funny stories and attempt to explain inside jokes from an LSD trip.
2019-03-0253 minCastpergers#19 - Going to Jail with ChrisA coming of age story where it becomes understood a friendship begins in the face of adversity
2019-02-2838 min2019-02-1611 min2019-02-1222 min2019-01-2957 minCastpergersEpisode #15 - Planet Earth feat. Chuck, pt. 1met up with my longtime traveling degenerate friend chuck who lives on a small island in the Mediterranean sea next to ibiza and we talked about our travels and supernatural experiences and
music and comfort zones -chuck “idk you can finish it”
2019-01-291h 062019-01-1928 minCastpergersEpisode #13 - Pedophile Jokes feat. Mike Eaton (Comedian)This is going to be the podcast that ruins my future in comedy. Me and Mike should legally not be allowed to be friends. This episode includes distasteful rape jokes and unnecessary name drops that I hope I don’t get sued for.
2019-01-1438 minCastpergersEpisode #12 - LSD ON A PLANEListen as i increasingly start tripping on a 13 hour flight to China
2019-01-0928 minCastpergersEpisode #11 - New Years feat. Niles AbstonHear Niles’s argument on why Elon musk is a child alien and how the constitution should be rewritten by black and Mexican women!
2019-01-0642 minCastpergersEpisode #10 - More Isla Vista feat. SteveAnother debauchery filled stroll down memory lane with my good friend Steve. Nobody took a shit in this episode.
2018-12-2054 min2018-12-0914 minCastpergers#8 - Isla Vista feat. TrevorHow could I bring on another SB guest without a human feces story?
2018-12-0731 minCastpergers#7 - DMT and Artificial IntelligenceDrugs, technology, god, humanity. Get high for this one.
2018-12-0516 minCastpergers#6 - Overpopulation and a bunch of other shitI skip around too many topics to title this correctly
2018-11-2916 min2018-11-2714 minCastpergers#4 Los Angeles feat. OmidI sit down with one my best friends who gets way too good of an intro
2018-11-241h 442018-11-2014 min