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Pillow Talk with Emma AustinGoing Balls Deep and Then Some (The Balldo, Vintage Porn, and Sex Mirages)Send us a textEver wanted to literally go balls deep?This week, we talk about trying the Balldo - the only device that lets your balls do the fucking!Also: 2 Fast 2 Furious, 3 Magic 3 Mike, and ball size!Want to bravely go where very few balls have gone before? Get the Balldo from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all...
2023-07-1253 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinQuestionable Cosmo Sex Tips (Forks, Marbles, and the Dick Donut)Send us a text78 Bedroom Moves Guaranteed to Drain His Balls!This week, we're looking at some classic and questionable Cosmo sex tips!Also: canoes, vacuums, and the worst thing you can do with your loose change!Get yourself some proper sex toys from Betty's Toy Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/emma-austins-favorites?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLNRelevant Links:19 of the Greatest Cosmo...
2023-04-121h 08Pillow Talk with Emma AustinHow to Be a Perfect Wife (Cooking, Cute Jammies, and Lying About Your Best Fuck)Send us a textAre you a perfect little wifey?We'll see! This week, we're going over 30 ways to become a better wife to find out what it takes!Also: golden retriever fever, booty shorts, and high-quality couples screen time!Perfect wives surprise their husbands with great sex toys, so head over to Betty's Toy Box to get some! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/emma-austins-favorites?sca_ref=628789...
2023-01-111h 22Pillow Talk with Emma AustinBetter, Hotter, Nastier SexSend us a textWant to fuck better?Of course you do! So, we're going to tell you how!Also: tasty slop, garbage plates, and Thanksgiving envy!Using better sex toys is a great shortcut to better banging! Get some of my favorites from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/emma-austins-favorites?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLNRelevant Links:The One Thing That's Keeping You From...
2022-11-301h 05Pillow Talk with Emma AustinThat’s My Bag, Baby! (Penis Pumps, Velvet Suits, and Sexbots)Send us a textYeah, baby!We watched Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery for the first time in years, so we're going to tell you all about it! Well, the sexy parts anyway!Also: cockpumps, robo orgies, and Dicktits!We forgot to pitch something this episode! But you should definitely check out Freaky Fembots! Clicking that link will give you a great discount and joining will help support the show - and give you access to cute and sexy robogirls!
2022-09-1447 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinPeek Into My Nightstand (Masturbating, Master Breading, and Amazing Sex Toys)Send us a textWhat’s your favorite way to get yourself off?This week, we’re talking about our current favorite sex toys!Also: masturbating for tomorrow, baking in the morning, and never being able to leave gracefully.If you want to try any of the super fun stuff we talked about, you can get them all from Betty’s Toy Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collec...
2022-08-2457 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinButtslut Bootcamp (12 Steps to Amazing Anal)Send us a textArch your backs, because it's time for buttstuff!This week, we're giving you all the advice you need for great anal sex!Also: we just had some of the best sex ever, we talk trash about butterflies, and we wonder whether French is even a sexy language.True buttsluts come prepared! You can get lots and lots of awesome anal accessories from Betty's Toy Box - and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!...
2022-07-271h 12Pillow Talk with Emma AustinYou're Sucking It All Wrong, Susan! (Bad Blowjobs, Eye Contact, and Glamping)Send us a textDon't even get me started on these...This week, we're going over all the bad blowjob advice we've encountered in the wild!Also: Emma's failed attempt at spicing up blowjobs, the most awkward blowjob of Jake's life, and rich people naming their helicopters!If you really want to improve blowjobs, get some awesome flavored lubes and condoms from Condomania! And use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 10% on your entire order!http://shrsl.com/3lxy9...
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What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The NeggingWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Shoes" (S4, E16) and some really problematic leering.
We also talk about snubbing your way into sex, Jerry not understanding women, and messing up your own sexual timetable!
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Implant" (S4, E19) and getting creepy in the sauna!
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2022-06-1825 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Mid-90s Pete DavidsonWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Pick" (S4, E13) and Elaine's tame nip slip.
We also talk about ADHD hyperfixations, Kramer's sexual energy, and seeing way too much of your cousin.
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Shoes" (S4, E16) and George and Jerry's creepy cleavage opinions!
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2022-06-1117 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinWelcome to the Anal Laser Light Show (Weird Sex Toys, Sex Dreams, and Dual Dicking)Send us a textI love weird sex toys, and I especially love weird sex toys that make you come really well. So that's what we're talking about this week - seven quirky little toys that I just love to bits!Also: naughty little porn thieves, fucking everyone I know in my dreams, and dick confusion!If you want to try any of these weird and awesome sex toys, you can get them from Betty's Toy Box! And use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your...
2022-06-011h 01What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The No Fap FailWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Contest" (S4, E11) and female masturbation on prime time television!
We also talk about naked neighbors, man butts, and the parental sex equation.
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Pick" (S4, E13)!
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2022-05-2145 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinThe Most Overrated Sex Acts (From Bad Bondage to the Worst Anal Position)Send us a textWhy come up with a new idea when we can keep milking an old one?This week, we’re dishing on the most overrated sex acts! Hold on to your hats because this one might be a wee bit controversial!Also: we threaten to start yet another project and Jake only figures out what “overrated” means midway through the episode.Want to get some awesome, not at all overrated sex toys? Check out my favorites on Betty's Toy Box! And be sure to use...
2022-05-181h 05What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Closet HookerWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Virgin" (S4, E8) and, uh, virgins!
We also talk about closet organizing, post-sex ghosting, and the pioneering spirit!
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Next time, we'll be "The Contest" (S4, E11) and being the master of your domain!
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Bonus Episodes and Early Access
2022-05-1417 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Mommy PantiesWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Cheever Letters" (S4, E8) and Jerry's terrible attempt at dirty talk!
We also talk about discombobulating orgasms, phone machine sex, and sex waiting.
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Next time, we'll be "The Virgin" (S4, E10) and ghosting after sex!
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2022-05-0714 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Bless You ScrewWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Good Samaritan" (S3, E19) and George blessing his way into some sex!
We also talk about why married women are a little too easy to sleep with, the difference between cheating and having an affair, and whether you should even say anything when someone sneezes.
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Next time, we'll be talking about... something from Season 4!
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2022-04-1623 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Short KingsWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Boyfriend" (S3, E17/18) and George's extremely relatable goal of fucking a very tall woman!
We also talk about sneaking a peek in the locker room, overcompensating for your manly shortcomings, and couples who look like (step)siblings!
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Good Samaritan" (S3, E20) and getting laid by being polite!
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2022-04-0220 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Cereal Box CondomsWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Fix-Up" (S3, E16) and George going one step away from personal ads and prostitutes!
We talk about kitchen sex, buying condoms, and the things that make someone physically attractive.
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Boyfriend" (S3, E17&18) and fantasizing about fucking tall women!
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2022-03-2621 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Gerald's GameWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Subway" (S3, E13) and George's misadventures in casual sex!
We talk about fake millionaires, bondage with complete strangers, and overthinking everything.
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Fix-Up" (S3, E16) and why kitchen sex might not be for everyone!
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2022-03-1911 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Bangable ChambermaidWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Red Dot" (S3, E12) without actually talking about the red dot!
We analyze what makes chambermaids hot, what counts as sex, and why Emma would totally sit on a cake!
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Next week, we'll be talking about "The Subway" (S3, E13) and George's sexual misadventure!
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2022-03-0522 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinBathsturbation (Showerheads, Waterproof Toys, and Masturbating Like a Mermaid)Send us a textDo you know why women love taking long baths?Because it’s the perfect place for comfortable, luxurious, and relaxing masturbation!This week, we’re talking about how I became a bathsturbator, my favorite toys for getting off in the bath, and Jake’s fond bath handjob memory!Also: the bath voyeur armchair, why bathsturbation never took off for the fellas, recreational tit jiggling, and we have a new kitten!Want some waterproof sex toys that are really fun to use in the bath? Check...
2022-02-2352 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Subway GILFsWelcome back! This week, we're going long to talk about "The Stranded" (S3, E10), whether it's warranted or not!
We cover the male code, George's scarcity mindset, and being too subtle to mack on anyone!
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Next week, we're hopping over to "The Red Dot" (S3, E12) and even more workplace sex!
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2022-02-1930 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinThe Perfect Blowjob (Facefucking, Ball Licking, and Frisky Girls)Send us a textI asked Jake to tell me all of his blowjob preferences. That fucker made a list - a long one too!This week, we go over everything he loves in a blowjob - in plenty of detail. We agree about eye contact, disagree about his balls, and I learn how to give him perfect head!Also: boosted and chilling, Jake’s possible secret humiliation kink, and my new favorite flavored lube!If you want to try lots of delicious flavored lubes, you’ve got...
2022-02-091h 14Pillow Talk with Emma AustinHow to Make a Cheap Porno (Snap Spanking, Porn Couches, and the Best Actor in the Biz)Send us a textIt's 2022 and we're all broke and trying to hustle our way out of it. So, why not take a few lessons from the pros?We watched 2012's How to Make a Cheap Porno so Tommy Pistol could teach us how to scam our way into making more porn for less money!Also: being broke ass hoes at heart and why Jake's porn scenes keep getting cut.If you want to learn how to make cheap porn and drool over girls in costumes, check out ...
2022-02-0247 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Penis MatchWelcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Nose Job" (S3, E9) and Jerry letting his penis call the shots!
We cover cute noses, being led around by your dick, and following your pussy vs. following your heart!
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Next week, it's "The Stranded" (S3, E10) and the male code!
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2022-01-2928 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinRail Me on the Rails (Train Sex, the Thickest Dick, and Pulling Out Triumphantly)Send us a textEver had the pleasure of fucking on a train?Emma has - and Jake has thought about it a lot.This week, we're talking about train sex, Emma's best one night stand, and Jake's lonely train jerk.Also: finally having to pull out and the sheer pleasure of coming in a lady's mouth!If you want something to help you get turned on and relieve some sexual tension, you should definitely check out Modern-Day Sins! It's a new Adult Time...
2022-01-2650 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Aural SexWelcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Tape" (S3, E8) and Elaine's audio porn recording!
We cover Elaine as a fake pornstar, George having zero game, and trying to find the sexy scenes in Bee Movie!
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Next week, it's "The Nose Job" (S3, E9) and the struggle between Jerry's brain and his dick!
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2022-01-2226 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinBroads So Real You Can Practically Bang Them (VR Porn, Wet Dreams, and Bisexual Spitroasts)Send us a textThis week, you get to hear two people who don’t know anything about tech rave about VR porn!We talk about Emma’s recent sex dreams, virtual gender experiments, and what it's like to masturbate in VR space!If you want to enjoy hot submissive girls you can practically touch, you’ve got to check out Dark Room VR! Memberships are currently 75% off!https://join.darkroomvr.com/track/NDMzLjEuMy4xMS4wLjAuMC4wLjARelevant links: Two Chatty...
2022-01-1243 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Nice GuyWelcome back! Today, we're discussing "The Cafe" (S3, E7)!
We very lightly touch on the titular cafe before talking about Jake's sexy winter coat, why bad boys are so alluring, and why nice guys ain't always so nice!
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Next week, we're moving on to "The Tape" (S3, E8) and Elaine's dirty audio porn!
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2022-01-0823 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinEven More Assholes (Sexy Body Pillows, the Masturbation Judge, and Fleshlight Rage)Send us a textIs this our most controversial episode yet?We’re going back to the Am I The Asshole subreddit for more sexy issues and our spicy takes on them!Also: Emma’s half-week birthday celebration, weird mystery hentais, and guys who just can’t shut up during sex.Note: Some of Jake’s audio sounds a little echoey because that little numbskull kept turning away from the mic!Why not get yourself something super fun from Betty’s Toy Box? Use the code L...
2022-01-0559 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Homosexual StoreWelcome back! Today, we're going long to talk about "The Note" (S3, E1) and George's twitchy dick!
We talk about gay depression, peeping at the urinals, and Jake's bicurious phase!
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Cafe" (S3, E7) and George's unfortunate opinions on nice guys!
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2022-01-0127 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)(BONUS) The Airing of GrievancesHappy Festivus everyone!
This week, we're celebrating the holidays by airing our grievances! We've got problems with a lot of things, and now you're going to hear about them!
Space bars that don't pause!
A sex doll in every home - enough with the markups already!
Mainstream media is keeping us all from getting horny!
And someone get Wicked on the phone because Taylor Swift porn is a billion dollar idea!
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Next time, we'll be talking about "...
2021-12-2325 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinHow the Grinch Gaped Christmas (Cowgirl Anal, Whoresville, and the Porn Baldwin Brother)Send us a textHappy Holidays you sweet pervs!We’re ringing in the season with a Christmas classic, Burning Angel’s How the Grinch Gaped Christmas!We learn about the meaning of Christmas (it’s anal), the best gift to give (anal), and the most beautiful sight you can behold (yep, anal)!Also: a flaming hot redhead, a fuckable green grump, and patiently waiting for some gape scenes.Want to see this fun, hot porn film for yourself? Sign up to Burning Angel and ge...
2021-12-1545 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Impending Bladder RequirementWelcome back! Today, we're going over the first real "show about nothing" Seinfeld episode, "The Chinese Restaurant" (S2, E11)!
We talk about Elaine's ravenous and low-key sexy hunger, bladder orgasms, and pausing sex for a cheeky lil' piss!
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Note" (S3, E1) and George's man-on-man massage!
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2021-12-1111 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Pal (And More)Welcome back! Today, we're going over the first all-sex Seinfeld episode, "The Deal" (S2, E9)!
We go long in this one so we can talk about the difference between friends with benefits and fuck friends, naked channels, and Elaine looking fire as hell in Jerry's shirts!
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Chinese Restaurant" (S2, E11) and George bolting away mid-sex!
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2021-11-2726 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Naked Food TruckWelcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Revenge" (S2, E7).
Jerry suspects that the laundromat guy stole his money. Kramer helps him get revenge through property damage. It turns out to be a big misunderstanding. But we're basically ignoring all of that because we're here to talk about naked Elaine!
Or rather, Elaine talking about being naked.
We probe the limits of our nudism, ask whether semi-naked girlfriend is better than fully-naked girlfriend, and explore the fine line between being a boytoy and a run of the mill loser.
We also sa...
2021-11-2016 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Home Wife AdvantageWelcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Apartment" (S2, E5). Specifically, we're going to cover the home bed advantage and why domming as a guest would be awkward.
More importantly, we'll try to crack open one of life's most vexing mysteries: married guy magnetism!
Why can't women resist a guy with a wedding ring? What makes married men so attractive? And does it work for Jake too or just real men?
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Next time, we'll be dipping into "The Revenge" (S2, E7) and Elaine's (u...
2021-11-1318 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The InitiatorsWelcome back! This time, we're covering "The Phone Message" (S2, E4) and talking about coffee being sex, passively initiating sex, and men not picking up on horny signals.
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On the next episode, we'll be poring over "The Apartment" (S2, E5) with a major focus on married guy magnetism!
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2021-11-1014 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Sneaky MagicianWe're skipping right to "The Ex-Girlfriend" (S2, E1) to talk about George and Jerry dealing with a boring girl who has a psychosexual hold on them, being attracted to people who suck at their jobs, and magicians (again)!
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Next time, we'll be covering "The Phone Message" (S2, E4) and the horny ladies features in that episode!
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2021-11-1011 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Porn GiftFor our first episode, we're covering the opening scene of "The Stakeout" (Season 1, Episode 2) (not counting the standup comedy that kicks off the show, because we could all do with a little less of that).
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For the next epsiode, we'll be skipping right to the first episode of Season 2, "The Ex-Girlfriend." And somehow, we manage to get back on the subject of sex with magicians.
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2021-11-0911 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinBoo! (Spooky Sex Tips, Sexy Waldo, and Bobbing for Titties)Send us a textWant some hot Halloween sex tips?Sorry, we don't have any! And neither does the internet. This week, we look at some inadvisable, impractical, and occasionally impossible spooky sex tips!We talk about Jake not being a costume guy, Emma's extremely brief career as a mystery shopper, and whether Jason would be a good lay.If you want to see people fucking in sexy costumes, you've got to check out Wicked! They make extremely entertaining, high-quality porn parodies (and other great stuff too)! Use...
2021-10-2753 min
Navigate with Tim AustinThird Culture Kids with Emma AustinTim's guest for this episode is Emma Austin, a young adult TCK who has spent most of her life living in Central Asia and Turkey. She is also Tim's daughter.Navigating transition from high school to the next thing can be challenging for any young adult, but TCK's bring a unique set of challenges and strengths to the process. Join Tim and Emma as they talk about what it's like to journey with God and surrender to Him through big choices. Follow Emma's blogSupport EmmaNotes:The term third culture...
2021-07-2723 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinBig Dick Solutions (Extra Tight Anal, Sore Jaws, and Dick Prints)Send us a textBig dicks can be really challenging, but they need some love too!This week, we talk about big dick problems and how to deal with them.We cover extra tight anal, girthy blowjobstacles, and when deep pounding gets a little too deep for comfort.Also: dick prints, becoming a sushi whore, terrible vegan jerky, and cucking Jake with billionnaires!If you want to see some really hot porn created by women, be sure to check out Bellesa Films - including the playful and authentic Bellesa...
2021-06-091h 13Pillow Talk with Emma AustinWelcome to Our Playroom (Sex Furniture, Sex Mounts, and Babysitter Seduction)Send us a textSo, we got into sex furniture and accidentally built a sex playroom.And this week, we decided to take you on an audio tour of it!We go over the items in our playroom and how we use them, fuck them, and just plain get comfy with them.Also: polyamorous TV shows, seducing babysitters, Jake's little jerk-off throne, what I'd do if I had a dick, and impulsively posting my tits!If you want to build your own sex playroom, you'll need some awesome Liberator...
2021-05-2653 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinRub Me Down and Get Me Off (Massage Porn, Happy Endings, and Goopy Nuru Gel)Send us a textWhat's better than getting oiled up, rubbed down, and finished off?This week, Jake and I talk about massage porn, what makes it so hot, and what we look for when picking out massage scenes.I also talk about my new venture into audio porn, creating JOI for women, and sucking dildos for extra realism. And: my system for reviewing sex toys, praise for The Rock, my tub full of lube fantasies, sexy sexy trickery, and how Jake could single-handedly disrupt the entire happy ending industry.
2021-05-1949 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinOur Dirty Little Secret (Remote Control Sex Toys, Public Play, and Naughty Shennanigans)Send us a textI've always fantasized about using remote controlled sex toys.Now, I finally have the toys to make them come true!This week, we talk about the app-controlled toys we use, why they're so fun to play with, and what kind of naughty things we've done with them!We also discuss hybrid lube, the hot married man paradox, being a sexual scatterbrain, and my confusing refractory window. If you want some long-distance fun of your own, check out the Lush and the Ferri by Lovense. Or...
2021-05-1252 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinThe Arousal Oil Sexperiment (We Try to Kickstart a 7-Day Fuckfest)Send us a textWhat would happen if I used arousal oils for an entire week?Would I get super horny? Would I treat Jake to a week-long fuckfest? Would my lady bits just get tingly?We decided to find out! I used a different arousal oil every day for a week and we recorded the results!We also talk about how I almost got caught watching a bunch of stuck porn, reverse reach-arounds, and getting a sex injury. Also: we wonder whether butterscotch pussy is the new sea...
2021-05-051h 28Pillow Talk with Emma Austin50th Episode Bangstravaganza! (Polyamory Update and Future Plans)Send us a textI can't believe it! It's our 50th episode!How awesome is that!?Jake and I decided it would be a great time to share some updates. Not just about future plans (merch, videos, and maybe some audio porn) but also about us. Specifically, what's the deal with our polyamory?We haven't brought it up in a while, but in a way we're both less and more polyamorous than we were when we last checked in.We also talk about the long road to 50, our hypothetical...
2021-04-2844 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinTreat Yourself to a Deep Dickin' (Depth, Donuts, and Digressions)Send us a textHow deep can that dick go?Want to get it even deeper?This week, Jake and I share some tips for how to get deeper penetration - the prep work, the positions, and the accessories that will help you go balls deep (and even balls in if you're brave enough)!We also talk donuts and Ohnuts, inventing brand new sex positions, ill-advised Dollar Store sex hacks, and whether I've been having cervical orgasms all along.If you want the deepest dicking possible, you should get...
2021-04-2152 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinThis Game Is Rigged! (The Porn Name Game, Coke Zero Hacks, and The Pickle)Send us a textI'm terrible with names. I'm even worse with titles.So, it's kind of unfair that Jake made me play a name game this week. He puts my knowledge of Pure Taboo porn titles to the test - and I think I did pretty well!We also share my Coke Zero hack, talk about the Bad Uncle cinematic universe, reminisce about the combination sushi hut and mini putt, and investigate The Pickle.And we've finally returned to our roots as a bedroom-based podcast!If you want...
2021-04-1455 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinMy Dirty Little Whore (Positive Humiliation and Praise Kink)Send us a textI'm into sexual humiliation, but only when it feels like praise.So, yeah, it's a bit complicated.This week, Jake and I sit down to parse my views on humiliation, why it turns me on so much, and why it's gotten me into trouble a few times.We also talk about Canada Day lewds, the one word Jake finds too nasty to utter, Jake finally becoming a man, and why you shouldn't be mean to girls in rapping cat shirts.Oh, and do you guys...
2021-04-0753 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinAss Eaters Anonymous (Dirty Boys, Bad Girls, and Tossed Salads)Send us a textI married an ass man, which means he often wants to eat mine.This week, we're talking about ass eating - our history with it, Jake's insatiable lust for it, and my somewhat more complex feelings about it.We also talk about other types of butt stuff, closeup porn, and the sexual effects of OCD.And we trash talk the spring season, get let down by some potato chips, and things get a little loopy at the end because I was on edibles (whoops!)Also...
2021-03-3148 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinThese Motherfuckers Want to Fuck Some Mothers (MILFs, Experience Gaps, and Mommy Issues)Send us a textWho starred in your formative sexual fantasies?For Jake, it was MILFs.This week, we talk about the multiple origins of Jake's appreciate of older women - is it mommy issues, demisexuality, or pure coincidence?We go over the hottest MILF dynamics, whether I'm a MILF, and try to pin down exactly what a MILF is in the first place.And we manage to squeeze in digressions about stevia leaf extract, spotting littles in the wild, and casual multitasking sex. If you want...
2021-03-1740 minPillow Talk with Emma Austin(TEASER) FWB 10: Emma Gets the Porn of Her Dreams and Jake Gets the Sex of HisSend us a textIn this episode, we wanted to tell you about a very sexually satisfying day we recently had.It started with Emma listening to some hot, hot, hot audio porn she had custom made. It got her so horny that it led to some incredible sex that left us both exhausted, sore, and dizzy.Give this episode a listen if you want to hear all about it! ***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our F...
2021-03-1502 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinOutdoor Shenanigans (Getting Frisky and Getting Caught)Send us a textOutdoor sex used to be kind of a big thing for us.It was bold, a bit risky, and a hell of a lot of fun.This week on Pillow Talk, we go over every time we've fucked and fooled around outside.Along the way we talk about what it's like starting Adderall, gigolo babies, the wide open market of trampoline porn, and that one day we got caught having sex by more than 20 people.We also reminisce about Zellers, talk about both times I've...
2021-03-101h 03Pillow Talk with Emma AustinFive Finger Death Punch (Going Deep Into Fisting)Send us a textYou'd honestly be surprised how much you can fit in there.This week on Pillow Talk, we go wrist deep into the world of fisting!Jake reveals his fist-fucking misconceptions and my less than ideal experiences being on the receiving end of it. We bust loose pussy myths, what it would take for me to fall in love with getting fisted, and we also bring up teabagging and tentacle dildos because why not?And we share a story about us having remote control sex (but...
2021-02-1746 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinMasturbate Like You Mean It (Beating [Off] the Blues)Send us a textHow do you masturbate?Is it a quick and dirty wank? Or do you really romance yourself?We think you should do the latter. This week on Pillow Talk, we talk about leveling up your masturbation and taking your self-pleasure seriously.But because we can't really take anything seriously (except masturbating), we also talk about our Valentine's Day tree, performative moaning, microwaved banana peels, and making a lube mess on the couch.Two of our favorite porn companies are holding Valentine's Day sales right now...
2021-02-1057 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinI'm a Girl Who Gives Handjobs Now (Handies, Double Handies, and Jerking Techniques)Send us a textDo you remember your first handjob?Jake doesn't, but he still managed to fall in love with them anyway!This week, we talk about handies and why we love them.I talk about my first one, we go over some memorable jerking sessions, and I share a few tips for making them extra special.Along the way, we talk about starching Fleshlights, how I almost got tattled on for stroking dick, double dick clutching, and CFNM. Jake also gives a quick update on his death...
2021-01-2737 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinBang Me in the Dryer (Stuck Porn, Cat Condos, and Baby Oil Mishaps)Send us a textHave you ever been stuck and fucked? Me neither. But man, does stuck porn ever make it look fun!This week, Jake and I talk about the wonderful and silly world of stuck porn. We go over the different types, ponder whether we could fuck in our pantry, and celebrate one year of podcasting!Wanna try a pussy pump? What if I told you it could also lick your clit? If you haven't heard of the Fantasy For Her - Her Ultimate Pleasure, you seriously have to...
2021-01-2036 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinOops, I Forgot I Was Horny (ADHD, Sex Drive, and Easy DP)Send us a textThis episode is all over the place because we're all over the place.And that's because we have ADHD. Yep, both of us.Because of it, we're easily distracted, disorganized, and prone to screwing up. But there's one way it affects us differently. Being so unfocused messes with my arousal quite a bit. For Jake, it's the opposite. This week, we talk about the ways ADHD affects our sex life, being dopamine junkies, and how to fight the odds and get horny anyway.We also...
2021-01-0650 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinBust a Nut in My Donut (Cracking Wise About Creampies)Send us a textIs there a better way to finish than inside her sweet honeypot?This week, Jake and I talk about the appeal of creampies, our very limited experience with them, and my brief fixation on come-based porn.Along the way, we discuss being in the perv bubble, our ADHD porn habits, awkward insemination, and Jake's come volume.If you love yourself some creampie porn, check out My Family Pies! For a few more days, you can get access to it and everything on the Nubiles Porn network at...
2020-12-3044 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinThe All-Blooper Episode No One Asked ForSend us a textWe're taking the week off (sort of!) Instead of recording a new episode, we decided to put together a compilation of our favorite bloopers from our first 37 episodes. (Spoiler alert: it's most of them!)We hope you're all having a happy and naughty holiday!***Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes and exclusive updates!***If listening to this inspired you to get sexy, check out some of m...
2020-12-231h 17Pillow Talk with Emma AustinHorror Porn (Scary Sexual Awakenings and Storm Chips)Send us a textHave you ever watched horror porn?We hadn't seen any until we sat down to record this episode.This week, we bring you along for the ride as we watch our very first horror porn film. We talk about my horror movie rules, my Hellraiser sexual awakening, Christmas ghost stories, and Jake fucking our foldout couch like the degenerate he is.We also wonder where all the erotic thrillers have gone and accidentally record a chip podcast minisode.If you want to watch...
2020-12-0959 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinBum Fucking Fanatics (Anal Sex Extravaganza)Send us a textWe're surprised it took this long, but here it is: an episode dedicated to anal sex!This week on Pillow Talk, Jake and I talk about how I discovered anal with a sadist, then discovered great anal with a sweet boy, and the anal porn that made us.Along the way, we discuss how amateur porn has changed over the years, why anal sex always ends too soon, solo ass play, whether double penetration lives up to the hype, and what I was looking for when I searched for "...
2020-12-021h 02Pillow Talk with Emma AustinAll Nut November (Jill Off 'Til You Can't Jill No More)Send us a textHave you heard of No Nut November?It's a meme about abstaining from masturbation for an entire month.An entire month! Fuck that noise. Instead, we took the opposite approach by participating in All Nut November, which we swear is totally official and very much a thing. Jake and I talk about how that went for each of us. We discuss daily masturbation fails and double daily masturbation successes, the porn lady of our dreams, taking my vibrator for a walk, the perfect...
2020-11-2545 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinPreppy Teen Bribes Stepbrother With Anal (Forbidden Lust, Temptation, and Deflowerings)Send us a textWhat's the movie that made you?For me, it was Cruel Intentions. In a lot of ways, it's a blueprint for my entire sexuality.This week, Jake and I talk about the movie, why it meant so much to me (and still does!), and wonder whether this explains our collective fascination with fauxcest.We also discuss my sex toy review marathon sessions, share some lukewarm takes on Fifty Shades of Grey, and Ryan Phillippe's apparently forgettable ass. Also, Jake somehow misremembers the plot of a movie he...
2020-11-1140 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinDear Men, Make Some Noise (Groaning, Dirty Talk, and Enthusiastic Feedback)Send us a textWant to become a better sex guy? Then, you've got to be more vocal.Men making noise during sex is one of the hottest things. It's also not as common as it should be.This week, we encourage everyone to be their sexiest selves by going over why being vocal makes sex so much better and how to avoid going overboard with the dirty talk. We also talk about Jake's early birthday present, Emma's love of playful humiliation, and The Moaner. If you want really...
2020-11-0444 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinIt's Sexy Costume Season! (Sexy Alice, Sexy Mrs. Claus, and Some Pumpkin Dick)Send us a textAre you getting dressed up for Halloween?This week, Jake and I talk about being big fans of sexy costumes, which ones I've worn, and the one and only time he's worn one. We also talk about macrodosing shrooms, why sexy doesn't always mean skimpy, slowly assembling a schoolgirl outfit, lumberjack ax play, and pumpkin dick. Burning Angel is the perfect porn site to enjoy around Halloween. Get access to it (and lots more) by joining Adult Time. The code LOVEEMMA will get you 20% off your 30-day...
2020-10-2843 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinGet Naked With Us (Lingerie, Bondage, and Nude Selfies)Send us a textAre you comfortable being naked?I mean, really comfortable?I'll be honest, I'm not quite there yet. But I've made a lot of progress and I'm working on it!This week, I share my tips for getting comfortable undressing in front of your partner (or even a camera)!Along the way, Jake and I talk about motivational donuts, my sadly untouched boobs, Winnie the Poohing your way through sex, why Pornhub comments are safer than Twitter, and how I finally conquered my naked nemesis...
2020-10-2146 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinLet's Take Edibles and Bone (Drunk Sex and High Sex)Send us a textI'm always at least a little high when I have sex - except when I've had a few drinks.That's been pretty peachy for me, but for Jake it's a whole other story. This week, we talk about the perks and downsides of having sex while drunk or high.I go over my list of reasons Jake is a much better fuck when he's sober. We discuss the sexy side of sweater weather, treadmill masturbation fantasies, and drunken dick stabs. And we may or may not have...
2020-10-1449 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinShould We Start an OnlyFans? (Porn, Patreon, and the Phuture)Send us a textHave we filmed porn? Yes.Would we do porn? That's a little more complicated.The podcast hit a milestone this week and we used it as an opportunity to talk about the future. What shape is the podcast going to take? Will we be podcasting into our 80s? Or are we just going to give it all up to do porn?We also talk about my bathsturbation routine, celebratory donuts, being horny control freaks, brand management, and why we'll probably never have sponsors.Want to...
2020-10-0751 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinThe Porn Quest (We Get Drunk and Spend Too Much Time on Pornhub)Send us a textDo you have a hard time finding the porn you want?Jake does. But that's because he sucks at searching for anything.This week, we get drunk on bad daiquiris and I give Jake the search terms he needs to find the right wanking material. We also discuss cabin dads who fuck, big titty goth girls, the sexiest footwear for women, risky handjobs, and the search term Pornhub wouldn't allow us to use. Want to watch some hot BBW porn? Check out Shape of Beauty...
2020-09-3054 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinOur Intro to Porn (Towels Over the Door, Magazines in the Woods, and Pirated Videos)Send us a textHow did you discover porn?Jake and I are both big fans of porn now, but we discovered it in very different ways and at different parts of our lives. This week, we tell those stories and talk about how our porn consumption has changed over the years.We discuss my towel trick, finding dirty magazines in the woods, attempted uses of the Sears catalog, discretely mailing porn payments, and we cap it all off with lots of outtakes. We're both really big fans of...
2020-09-2341 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinDemisexuality Is Weird (Sexual Attraction, Dating, and My OnlyFans Addiction)Send us a textHow do you feel sexual attraction?For us, it's rare. When it does happen, it's all about the emotional connection.This week, we talk about what it's like being demisexual, why it makes dating weird, and how it influences our porn choices.We also talk about why we can't be swingers (even though we have the perfect living room mattress for it), why group hangs are better than dating, and having sex without an emotional connection.Not every demisexual loves porn, but we do. And...
2020-09-1651 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinOur Favorite Sex Positions (For Now, At Least)Send us a textI love variety when it comes to sex but there are a few positions that I keep going back to. This week, Jake and I talk about our favorite sex positions. We each share our current Top 4 and discover that we have surprisingly little overlap. We also talk about Jake struggling to find JOI porn, positions that showcase your best bits, getting into a good rhythm, my sex leg, and the position we've attempted lots of times but rarely pulled off.One way to make your best...
2020-09-0952 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinIs My Husband a Cuckold? (An Investigation)Send us a textIs Jake a cuck?That's a surprisingly difficult question to answer - but we sure do try!This week, we talk about Jake's cuckold leanings, why the label might not fit perfectly, and whether or not I'm a hotwife. We also discuss compersion, cottage porn, and that time I sort of forgot about Jake during a threesome.If you want to enjoy some immersive POV cuckold porn, check out Be The Cuck. While you're at it, watch some fantastic girl-girl porn on Girlsway. Both of...
2020-08-261h 01Pillow Talk with Emma AustinPussy Massage: The Musical! (But It's Not a Musical)Send us a textHave you ever had a pussy massage?I don't mean fingering or manual sex. I mean a full-blown, hour-long, slow, lubricated massage.If you haven't, you really should give it a try. And this week, we go over how we discovered pussy massages, why they're so damn divine, and how to give one.We also talk about being rope bondage noobs, pussy rubbing playlists, third-person sex fantasies, and we put Tantric sex on blast (don't @ us). If you want access to a huge treasure trove...
2020-08-1943 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinVaginismus Sucks (When Your Pussy Acts Like an Asshole)Send us a textHere's a riddle: when does your pussy act like an asshole? When you've got vaginismus.Vaginismus ruined my sex life for years and made me worry that I'd never get to fuck again.This week, Jake and I discuss the condition, what causes it, and how you can manage and overcome it.We also talk about those porn videos where women watch guys jerking off in their cars, how my body tried to tell me to become a nun, and yet another reason why big...
2020-08-1247 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinInitiating Sex (Libido Mismatch, Subtle Sexiness, Initiation Fuck Ups)Send us a textWhat are your go-to ways for initiating sex?Do you make bold moves or do you prefer a more subtle approach?In this week's episode, we discuss what initiating sex looks like, why guys often don't pick up on it, and how shy and submissive gals do it without being too obvious.We also talk about the reasons Jake missed out on a hell of a lot of sex over the years.If you'd like to try out the Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo, you can...
2020-08-0548 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinPussy Eating for the Win! (Eat It Like You Mean It)Send us a textIs there anything more intimate than eating pussy?In this episode, we talk about Jake's first time going down, give tips for doing it well, and go over Emma's multiple near misses and first times. Emma also shares her most embarrassing sex story and spills the juicy details about how she's been playing with our partial sex doll Pussy Tits. Relevant links: How to Go Down on a WomanHow to Eat Pussy Like You're StarvingWhat She Means When She Says "Don't Stop"My First Ti...
2020-07-2955 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinThe Masturbation Episode (How, Why, and Where We Wank)Send us a textDo you remember the first time you masturbated?I don't. But I know it was a really long time ago. In this episode, Jake and I talk about about my earliest masturbation memory, how I get myself off these days, and why we make it a regular habit. We cover using fingers instead of toys, incorporating ass play, and mutual masturbation (because self-love doesn't always have to be solo!)Relevant links: I Let My Husband See My Real Masturbation StyleThe Benefits of M...
2020-07-0154 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinNever Have We Ever (Stranger Sex? Masturbation Injuries? Double Penetration?)Send us a textHow well do you know your partner's sexual past?This week, we find out by playing a dirty version of Never Have I Ever.Along the way, we talk about the times we've both injured ourselves masturbating, the woman we affectionately know as "butt Sharpie lady," I rave about my favorite new sex toy, and I reveal how I watch porn.If you'd like to try the Sultry for yourself, you can get it from Betty's Toy Box. Be sure to use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout...
2020-06-241h 12Pillow Talk with Emma AustinThe One With All the Blowjobs (From Our First to Emma's Fantasy Blowjob)Send us a textDo you remember your first blowjob?In this episode, we tell you all about the first time I gave head and the first time Jake received it. We also go over our personal journey with blowjobs, our big blowjob boundary, why deepthroating never happened for us, and about the blowjob that wasn't our first but felt like it was. And we somehow end up talking about eating pussy quite a bit because we just can't seem to stay on topic.If you happen to share Jake's fapping f...
2020-06-171h 14Pillow Talk with Emma AustinYes, No, Maybe - But Mostly Maybe (Emma's Sexual Boundaries Revealed!)Send us a textWhen's the last time you went over your sexual boundaries?We decided it was time to check in with each other. What turns me? What turns me off? Does Jake ever take things a little too far? What could I use more of?In this week's episode, Jake asks me 27 questions to check where my boundaries are. We talk about my change of heart about pussy slapping, my love-hate relationship with roleplaying, and why being called "baby" is hot but it's weird when Jake does it.
2020-06-031h 12Pillow Talk with Emma AustinAural Sex (Audio Porn, Orgasm Recordings, Dirty Talk, and a Cringey Phone Sex Story)Send us a textThis week, we're back in the closet and talking about the sounds of sex.I talk about my formative experiences with aural sex, how Jake found his way to talking dirty, and why I have to be forced into it.I also tell the topsy-turvy, frustrating, and cringey story about the first time I had phone sex (which I should probably regret but really don't). If you want something fun to play with when you're enjoying some audio porn or phone sex, check out Betty's Toy Box...
2020-05-201h 03Pillow Talk with Emma AustinDirty Embarrassment, Sunroom Sex, and a Couples Bath Fail (Ramblings from the Closet)Send us a textThis week, we sat in the closet and recorded our most casual conversation yet. We cover sex in our new house, how Emma embarrasses easily and how Jake uses that to his advantage during sex, and how our first couples bath in a long-ass time was a total fail. If you're into informal ramblings and wish our blooper reels were a lot longer, this is the episode for you.If you want some creative, quality porn to help you get through isolation and social distancing, we recommend...
2020-05-1351 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinSensual Domination (Praise, Pampering, and Paddles)Send us a textCan you enjoy being tied up, spanked, and choked if you're not into pain and punishment?You can if you practice sensual domination. This week, we talk about how we discovered sensual domination, what makes it different from other kinds of BDSM, and how it's become a very big part of our sex life. If you want to play around with sensual domination, I recommend starting with a bondage kit. Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 10% on anything...
2020-04-221h 03Pillow Talk with Emma AustinPegging and Polyamory (We Answer Your Questions)Send us a textDo I want to peg my husband?How did Jake handle his insecurities when I started flirting with other men?What's the right way to be there for your partner when you open up a relationship?This week, we're answering questions that our listeners have submitted and things get raw and vulnerable.If you have any questions you'd like us to answer on the podcast, send them our way! All the different ways you can reach us are listed below.Relevant links:
2020-04-1558 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinManaging Porn Habits in a Relationship (And the Time I Caught Him Watching It)Send us a textDoes your partner know you watch porn?For a while, we kept our porn habits a secret from each other. Now, we've found a much better way.This week, we talk about how to make porn a part of your relationship, our favorite types of porn, why porn privacy is better than porn secrecy, that time I caught Jake watching porn (and the reason he never caught me!)If you're looking for great porn to watch alone or as a couple, we recommend Adult Time. Use the...
2020-04-0848 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinPillow Talk Meets... Pillow Talk (We Play a Sexy Conversation Game)Send us a textHow well do you know your partner's fantasies and desires?This week, we tried a game called Pillow Talk. It's designed to get couples (or groups of very open minded adults) talking about their sex life and what they want out of it. It gets us talking about everything from foot stuff and gang bangs to scalp massage foreplay.And it's got the same name as the podcast, so we sort of had to.If you want to try Pillow Talk for yourself...
2020-04-011h 00Pillow Talk with Emma AustinSex Doll Fantasies (And We're Getting a Sex Room!)Send us a textWhere would you even store a sex doll?That's a question we ask and never fully answer, but we'll have to figure it out sooner or later because it's probably only a matter of time before I get one.This week, we talk about the appeal of sex dolls, why I really want one, and how we ended up almost buying two sets of Pussy Tits. Relevant links: Pussy Tits!Future Darkly on Adult Time (use the code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on a 30-day m...
2020-03-2551 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinWe Play WickedWhims (Sexy Sims, Bootjobs, and Open-Flap Tent Sex)Send us a textEver wish the Sims were just a little... sexier?I did, so I got WickedWhims. It's a Sims 4 mod that jazzes up the game with plenty of hardcore sex. In this episode, we perv over the game and its surprisingly arousing animations. We talk about bootjobs and physically improbable sex positions. We go over our plans for backyard sex. And I discover that no matter how hard I try to open up my marriage, I always end up just fucking my husband - even in a video game.
2020-03-1156 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinFrom Housewife to Sex Blogger (My Job, Magna Doodle Boob Artistry, and Some French Canadian Dirty Talk)Send us a textI write a lot of confessional stuff on my blog. I spill the details about my sex life and my relationships. But I don't talk a lot about the work itself. In this episode, I go over how I went from being a bored stay-at-home mom to a full-time sex blogger. Along the way, we talk about reinvigorating our sex life, struggling to tell my mom what I do, and we prove that we couldn't end an episode smoothly to save our lives.Relevant links: Sex S...
2020-02-261h 14Pillow Talk with Emma AustinOpening an Epic Mysterious Box of Sex Toys (Including a Few That Make Me Nervous)Send us a textWhat would you do if you had a hundred bucks to spare? We can't resist a good surprise, so we spent it on a mystery box of sex toys.This week, we unbox more than 20 sex toys, featuring lots of bondage gear and a few items that push us out of our comfort zone. But hey, we're willing to try everything once (and sometimes twice!) Relevant links: Mysterious Box of Toys by SportsheetsAll the contents of our Epic Mysterious Box on InstagramMy one-year a...
2020-02-1953 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinDoes Size Matter? (Size Queens, Dick Pics, and Pretending to Sleep Through Sexy Times)Send us a textDoes the size of your dick make a difference? Well, yes and no.This week, we talk about size insecurities, why big dicks don't always make for better sex, and Jake tells an embarrassing story about giving his old pal a handjob (twice!) Relevant articles: Size Doesn't Matter As Much As You ThinkI Was an Actual Size QueenHow to Give Head When He's Too BigMy Misadventure in Polyamory (And What I Learned from It)I've Never Received a Dick PicThe Best One Night Stand of My L...
2020-02-1251 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinAll About My Husband's Dick (Phimosis, Delayed Ejaculation, and Death Grip)Send us a textI write about sex and relationships, and some of my most popular articles have been about my husband's junk.So, I guess this is me giving my followers, readers, and listeners what they want: a whole episode about what my husband's got going on between his legs. Specifically, the challenges he's had because of it. This week, I ask Jake to tell me about his experience as a man with phimosis, a delayed ejaculator, and someone who is working to overcome death grip.Relevant articles:
2020-02-0554 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinMy Squirting Journey (And How to Squirt)Send us a textYou would know if you squirted, right? Well, maybe not. I did it for years without even realizing it.In this episode, we talk about how I managed to be so clueless about my own squirting, how I discovered I could squirt, and we go over the technique Jake uses to make me squirt. If you want to watch some hot squirting porn (and support the show), check out Adult Time's squirting videos! Use the code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on your 30-day membership! Relevant articles: Why S...
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