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Pillow Talk with Emma AustinStock Up the Fuckbunker (Prepper Sex and Post-Apocalyptic Titties)Send us a textPreppers are ready for anything - except making sure they're sexually satisfied.Not us, though! This week, we're talking about the essential sex items we'd keep in our prepper stronghold in case SHTF and it's TEOTWAWKI!Also: flavoring your own lube, finding porn magazines in the woods, and masturbating by candlelight!Stock up on your post-apocalyptic sex essentials at Betty's Toy Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA to support the show and get 15% off your entire order!https://www.bettystoybox...2023-08-0943 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinMore Late Night Sex Questions (Pity Sex, Exhibitionism, and Accidental CFNM)Send us a textYou want opinions? You'll get opinions!This week, we're answering even more random sex questions from Ask Reddit After Dark!Also: Emma's slushy system, Jake's biggest failure as a sex guy, and boredom-busting masturbation!If you're in the mood for something soft, jiggly, and incredibly fuckable, you should really give Britney a shot! She's an amazing torso doll by Tantaly and we're both nuts about banging her! https://shrsl.com/40zxw Relevant Li...2023-07-261h 01Pillow Talk with Emma AustinLate Night Sex Questions (Luxury Wanks, Man Butts, and Tasteful Hole)Send us a textWelp, we lost our big list of podcast ideas.But that's okay, because Reddit is a thing!This week, we're answering a few questions from Ask Reddit After Dark!Also: ergonomic sex, flirting friendly lifestyles, and getting nice and lubey!If you want a truly luxurious masturbation session, you should check out my list of favorite toys from Betty's Toy Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!...2023-07-1949 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinGoing Balls Deep and Then Some (The Balldo, Vintage Porn, and Sex Mirages)Send us a textEver wanted to literally go balls deep?This week, we talk about trying the Balldo - the only device that lets your balls do the fucking!Also: 2 Fast 2 Furious, 3 Magic 3 Mike, and ball size!Want to bravely go where very few balls have gone before? Get the Balldo from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all...2023-07-1253 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinQuestionable Cosmo Sex Tips (Forks, Marbles, and the Dick Donut)Send us a text78 Bedroom Moves Guaranteed to Drain His Balls!This week, we're looking at some classic and questionable Cosmo sex tips!Also: canoes, vacuums, and the worst thing you can do with your loose change!Get yourself some proper sex toys from Betty's Toy Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/emma-austins-favorites?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLNRelevant Links:19 of the Greatest Cosmo...2023-04-121h 08Pillow Talk with Emma AustinHow to Be a Perfect Wife (Cooking, Cute Jammies, and Lying About Your Best Fuck)Send us a textAre you a perfect little wifey?We'll see! This week, we're going over 30 ways to become a better wife to find out what it takes!Also: golden retriever fever, booty shorts, and high-quality couples screen time!Perfect wives surprise their husbands with great sex toys, so head over to Betty's Toy Box to get some! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/emma-austins-favorites?sca_ref=628789...2023-01-111h 22Pillow Talk with Emma AustinBetter, Hotter, Nastier SexSend us a textWant to fuck better?Of course you do! So, we're going to tell you how!Also: tasty slop, garbage plates, and Thanksgiving envy!Using better sex toys is a great shortcut to better banging! Get some of my favorites from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/emma-austins-favorites?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLNRelevant Links:The One Thing That's Keeping You From...2022-11-301h 05Pillow Talk with Emma AustinPeek Into My Nightstand (Masturbating, Master Breading, and Amazing Sex Toys)Send us a textWhat’s your favorite way to get yourself off?This week, we’re talking about our current favorite sex toys!Also: masturbating for tomorrow, baking in the morning, and never being able to leave gracefully.If you want to try any of the super fun stuff we talked about, you can get them all from Betty’s Toy Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collec...2022-08-2457 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinButtslut Bootcamp (12 Steps to Amazing Anal)Send us a textArch your backs, because it's time for buttstuff!This week, we're giving you all the advice you need for great anal sex!Also: we just had some of the best sex ever, we talk trash about butterflies, and we wonder whether French is even a sexy language.True buttsluts come prepared! You can get lots and lots of awesome anal accessories from Betty's Toy Box - and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!...2022-07-271h 12Pillow Talk with Emma AustinYou're Sucking It All Wrong, Susan! (Bad Blowjobs, Eye Contact, and Glamping)Send us a textDon't even get me started on these...This week, we're going over all the bad blowjob advice we've encountered in the wild!Also: Emma's failed attempt at spicing up blowjobs, the most awkward blowjob of Jake's life, and rich people naming their helicopters!If you really want to improve blowjobs, get some awesome flavored lubes and condoms from Condomania! And use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 10% on your entire order!http://shrsl.com/3lxy9...2022-07-131h 19
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The NeggingWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Shoes" (S4, E16) and some really problematic leering.
We also talk about snubbing your way into sex, Jerry not understanding women, and messing up your own sexual timetable!
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Implant" (S4, E19) and getting creepy in the sauna!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https...2022-06-1825 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Mid-90s Pete DavidsonWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Pick" (S4, E13) and Elaine's tame nip slip.
We also talk about ADHD hyperfixations, Kramer's sexual energy, and seeing way too much of your cousin.
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Shoes" (S4, E16) and George and Jerry's creepy cleavage opinions!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout...2022-06-1117 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinWelcome to the Anal Laser Light Show (Weird Sex Toys, Sex Dreams, and Dual Dicking)Send us a textI love weird sex toys, and I especially love weird sex toys that make you come really well. So that's what we're talking about this week - seven quirky little toys that I just love to bits!Also: naughty little porn thieves, fucking everyone I know in my dreams, and dick confusion!If you want to try any of these weird and awesome sex toys, you can get them from Betty's Toy Box! And use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your...2022-06-011h 01What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The No Fap FailWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Contest" (S4, E11) and female masturbation on prime time television!
We also talk about naked neighbors, man butts, and the parental sex equation.
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Pick" (S4, E13)!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/
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2022-05-2145 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinThe Most Overrated Sex Acts (From Bad Bondage to the Worst Anal Position)Send us a textWhy come up with a new idea when we can keep milking an old one?This week, we’re dishing on the most overrated sex acts! Hold on to your hats because this one might be a wee bit controversial!Also: we threaten to start yet another project and Jake only figures out what “overrated” means midway through the episode.Want to get some awesome, not at all overrated sex toys? Check out my favorites on Betty's Toy Box! And be sure to use...2022-05-181h 05What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Closet HookerWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Virgin" (S4, E8) and, uh, virgins!
We also talk about closet organizing, post-sex ghosting, and the pioneering spirit!
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Next time, we'll be "The Contest" (S4, E11) and being the master of your domain!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/
Bonus Episodes and Early Access
2022-05-1417 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Mommy PantiesWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Cheever Letters" (S4, E8) and Jerry's terrible attempt at dirty talk!
We also talk about discombobulating orgasms, phone machine sex, and sex waiting.
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Next time, we'll be "The Virgin" (S4, E10) and ghosting after sex!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/
Bonus Episodes and Early...2022-05-0714 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Bless You ScrewWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Good Samaritan" (S3, E19) and George blessing his way into some sex!
We also talk about why married women are a little too easy to sleep with, the difference between cheating and having an affair, and whether you should even say anything when someone sneezes.
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Next time, we'll be talking about... something from Season 4!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast w...2022-04-1623 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Short KingsWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Boyfriend" (S3, E17/18) and George's extremely relatable goal of fucking a very tall woman!
We also talk about sneaking a peek in the locker room, overcompensating for your manly shortcomings, and couples who look like (step)siblings!
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Good Samaritan" (S3, E20) and getting laid by being polite!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast...2022-04-0220 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Cereal Box CondomsWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Fix-Up" (S3, E16) and George going one step away from personal ads and prostitutes!
We talk about kitchen sex, buying condoms, and the things that make someone physically attractive.
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Boyfriend" (S3, E17&18) and fantasizing about fucking tall women!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here...2022-03-2621 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Gerald's GameWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Subway" (S3, E13) and George's misadventures in casual sex!
We talk about fake millionaires, bondage with complete strangers, and overthinking everything.
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Next time, we'll be talking about "The Fix-Up" (S3, E16) and why kitchen sex might not be for everyone!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/
2022-03-1911 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Bangable ChambermaidWelcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Red Dot" (S3, E12) without actually talking about the red dot!
We analyze what makes chambermaids hot, what counts as sex, and why Emma would totally sit on a cake!
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Next week, we'll be talking about "The Subway" (S3, E13) and George's sexual misadventure!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https...2022-03-0522 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinBathsturbation (Showerheads, Waterproof Toys, and Masturbating Like a Mermaid)Send us a textDo you know why women love taking long baths?Because it’s the perfect place for comfortable, luxurious, and relaxing masturbation!This week, we’re talking about how I became a bathsturbator, my favorite toys for getting off in the bath, and Jake’s fond bath handjob memory!Also: the bath voyeur armchair, why bathsturbation never took off for the fellas, recreational tit jiggling, and we have a new kitten!Want some waterproof sex toys that are really fun to use in the bath? Check...2022-02-2352 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Subway GILFsWelcome back! This week, we're going long to talk about "The Stranded" (S3, E10), whether it's warranted or not!
We cover the male code, George's scarcity mindset, and being too subtle to mack on anyone!
Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking?
Next week, we're hopping over to "The Red Dot" (S3, E12) and even more workplace sex!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www...2022-02-1930 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Penis MatchWelcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Nose Job" (S3, E9) and Jerry letting his penis call the shots!
We cover cute noses, being led around by your dick, and following your pussy vs. following your heart!
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Next week, it's "The Stranded" (S3, E10) and the male code!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/
2022-01-2928 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinRail Me on the Rails (Train Sex, the Thickest Dick, and Pulling Out Triumphantly)Send us a textEver had the pleasure of fucking on a train?Emma has - and Jake has thought about it a lot.This week, we're talking about train sex, Emma's best one night stand, and Jake's lonely train jerk.Also: finally having to pull out and the sheer pleasure of coming in a lady's mouth!If you want something to help you get turned on and relieve some sexual tension, you should definitely check out Modern-Day Sins! It's a new Adult Time...2022-01-2650 minWhat's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)The Aural SexWelcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Tape" (S3, E8) and Elaine's audio porn recording!
We cover Elaine as a fake pornstar, George having zero game, and trying to find the sexy scenes in Bee Movie!
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Next week, it's "The Nose Job" (S3, E9) and the struggle between Jerry's brain and his dick!
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We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here...2022-01-2226 minPillow Talk with Emma AustinBroads So Real You Can Practically Bang Them (VR Porn, Wet Dreams, and Bisexual Spitroasts)Send us a textThis week, you get to hear two people who don’t know anything about tech rave about VR porn!We talk about Emma’s recent sex dreams, virtual gender experiments, and what it's like to masturbate in VR space!If you want to enjoy hot submissive girls you can practically touch, you’ve got to check out Dark Room VR! Memberships are currently 75% off!https://join.darkroomvr.com/track/NDMzLjEuMy4xMS4wLjAuMC4wLjARelevant links: Two Chatty...2022-01-1243 min