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Emma Austin And Jake Austin
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Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Would You Rather? (Water Sex, Soft Mommies, and Sexy Fae Creatures)
Send us a textWhy are these questions so difficult?!This week, we're answering 20 very adult Would You Rather? questions!Also: Jake's intense phobia, the ultimate swap, and loopholes galore!If you want lots and lots of great smut, check out Adult Time - and use the code LOVEEMMA to get an awesome deal and support the show!https://www.g2fame.com/adulttime/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=247&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffer=Relevant Links:I Was...
2025-12-17
1h 21
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Common Kinks We Just Don't Get (Buttstuff, Boobstuff, and Bigstuff)
Send us a textYou do you, boo!This week, we're going over 10 common kinks that just don't tickle our fancy!Also: curiosity porn, the best $40 Jake has ever spent, and keeping it above the ankle!In the mood for some hot and playful porn? Check out all the great stuff on TeamSkeet! And be sure to use our promo link to get 50% off your membership and support the show!https://www.teamskeet.com/PillowTalkRelevant...
2025-05-21
1h 03
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Hey Girl, What's Your Sign? (Spicy Scorpios, Bossy Capricorns, and Sexual Astrology)
Send us a textCan a Scorpio and a Capricorn truly be happy together?Well, we're going to find out. This week, we're checking out our sexual horoscopes!Also: zodiac fetishes, astrological compatibility, and making sure Jake doesn't die shoveling the driveway!Want to jack off in style? Then treat yourself to a Tenga Spinner! Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox...
2025-02-19
1h 26
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Nudie Novelties (Naked Playing Cards, Topless Hula Lamps, and Perky Mudflaps)
Send us a textWhere did all those naked novelties go?This week, we're talking about all the nudie stuff that used to be everywhere but seemingly vanished!Also: racy calendars, cable TV softcore porn, and Jake is confused by sponges for some reason.Want some nudie novelties of your own? Get yourself an explicit coloring book from Condomania! And use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 10% on your order and support the show!http://shrsl.com/4qo0k...
2024-11-06
48 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Signs a Girl *Likes* Likes You
Send us a textGirls always show signs they're into someone - even if Jake misses every single one of them!This week, we're going over all the subtle ways you can tell a girl is into you!Also: Where we've been, getting a stern talkin' to, and are you more of a cat or a mouse?And if she doesn't like, you don't sweat it! Just treat yourself to a fantastic Tenga toy from Betty's Toy Box - and use the...
2024-10-09
1h 10
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
How to Shoot Ropes (Big Loads, Big Supplements, and Big Simping)
Send us a textCan you actually increase the size of your loads?There's only one way to find out - by stuffing Jake full of supplements and seeing if he can spunk like he's never spunked before!Also: jizz like melting ice cream and saving our marriage one meal kit at a time!If you want to blow your load to something other than your spouse, you should peep all the hot stuff on Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign...
2024-01-24
46 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
How to Actually Flirt With Your Wife (And Get Laid)
Send us a textYes, this is an intervention for Jake.This week, we're going over some tips on how to flirt with your better half and get the spark back!Also: Flirting by accident, the perfect sex lighting, and dark compliments.Want to take your foreplay to the next level? You need the Slow Sex Experience Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 20% on your entire order from Bijoux Indiscrets and support the show! https://shrsl.c...
2024-01-10
1h 05
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Two Chatty Cathys: DILF Edition
Send us a textThis week:Jake turns 40!Indoor gardening update!Breaking Amish, Return to Amish, and daydreaming about our future farm!Lego flowers!Big loads ahead!The Liberator Heart Shaped Sex Wedge is incredibly handy and super adorable! Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all/products/liberator-heart-wedge-sex-positioning-cushion-teal?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLN
2023-11-08
52 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
How to Seduce a Married Woman (Even Though You Really Shouldn't)
Send us a textHusbands, lock up your wives!This week, we’re sharing some shady tips for sleeping with a married woman!Also: sneaky emojis, puppy problems, and is it even possible to cheat on Jake?If you like your cheating sexy and consensual, check out all the hot scenes on Watch You Cheat! And use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get an amazing deal and support the show!https://www.g2fame.com/adulttime/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=247&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffer=
2023-11-01
55 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Straight, But... (150th Episode Lovefest)
Send us a textWe made it to 150 episodes!And we're celebrating by assessing whether Jake could be flipped!Also: bad gifts, nice flowers, and non-threatening guys!Relevant Links:Straight Men Don't***Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes, the Pillow Talk Discord, and early access to main feed episodes! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast***I write about sex on my blog Love, Emma and on Medium!Follow...
2023-08-16
1h 00
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
More Late Night Sex Questions (Pity Sex, Exhibitionism, and Accidental CFNM)
Send us a textYou want opinions? You'll get opinions!This week, we're answering even more random sex questions from Ask Reddit After Dark!Also: Emma's slushy system, Jake's biggest failure as a sex guy, and boredom-busting masturbation!If you're in the mood for something soft, jiggly, and incredibly fuckable, you should really give Britney a shot! She's an amazing torso doll by Tantaly and we're both nuts about banging her! https://shrsl.com/40zxw Relevant Li...
2023-07-26
1h 01
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Sex Headaches Suck! (Postnut Pain, Paranoid Masturbation, and Healing Through Cuck Porn)
Send us a textEver had your favorite hobby turn on you?This week, we talk about Jake's experiences with sex headaches!Also: orgasmic headaches, aggressive lesbians, and staying on the bottom.If you want to treat your dick to something nice, try out a Tenga Spinner! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to support the show and save 15% on your entire order!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all/products...
2023-06-21
54 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Gooning 101 (Goon Caves, Goonettes, and Pornosexuals)
Send us a textEver heard of gooning?Well, you're about to! This week, Jake takes me on a crash course through Gooning 101!Also: sensory overload, jacking with your buddies, and masturbating casually!Fill your goon cave with the amazingly hot smut on Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to support the show and get an awesome deal on your membership!https://www.g2fame.com/adulttime/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=247&ad=274626&pa=index...
2023-06-07
48 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Pussy Magic (Vaginal Suction, Tantric Cupping, and the Refractory Mystery)
Send us a textPussy so good you barely have to move!This week, we're talking about a questionable Twitter thread and all the wonderful things pussy can do!Also: Jake doesn't understand how pussy works and neither of us understand how dicks work!There's great pussy and plenty of suction over on Adult Time! Use the code LoveEmmaFlash23 when you sign up to get free access for a week and see what all the fuss is about!https...
2023-05-24
41 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Two Chatty Cathys: Bone Zone Edition
Send us a textWe're keeping it casual this week!We talk about the joys of anal vibrations, finally getting some Dunkaroos, whether having a dog will ever get Jake into the bone zone, and some other stuff!If you want to show your ass a great time, you should try the Rise Thrusting Anal Plug! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www...
2023-05-10
41 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Tight Foreskin, Bro (Phimosis, Phatigue, and Taking Phorever to Come)
Send us a textWell, I guess we're due for a dick update!This week, we're checking in with Jake's foreskin and how much progress he's made on his phimosis!Also: exhausting sex, loads of precome, and the foreskin slide!If you want to enjoy a great stroke, try out a Tenga Spinner! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to get 15% off your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox...
2023-03-29
1h 00
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Uh Oh, Boner Trouble! (Uncooperative Dicks, Softies, and Pushing Rope)
Send us a textIt's soft dick time!This week, we're talking about what you should do when you just can't get it up.Also: Jake has been alone with his thoughts and he does not like it one bit!If you want a toy that will do the thrusting for you, get the Velvet Mini Teddy! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/products/the-thruster-mini-teddy-powerful-thrusting-silicone-dildo-mint-green?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLN
2022-12-07
55 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
It's Squirting Time! (The Fingering Move, Sex Blankets, and Sex Limos)
Send us a textWanna unlock your squirting potential?This week, we're giving you all our squirting tips so you can get those gushy orgasms - again and again!Also: Jake is old yet again.If you want to squirt more and minimize the damage, you need the Fascinator Throw! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/liberator...
2022-11-16
1h 10
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Horny Late Night Thoughts (Slapping Balls, Hot Dicks, and Dirty Praise)
Send us a textEver wonder what you should do with your hands when you’re fucking?Well, people on Reddit have. This week, we’re answering some of the naughty questions posted to r/AskRedditAfterDark!Also: Jake possibly starting an OnlyFans, the next big thing in porn, and why sexual frequency is bogus!If you want to support the show and treat yourself to lots of incredibly hot, high-quality porn, you’ve gotta check out Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign u...
2022-09-28
1h 12
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
How to Fuck Like an Alpha Male (Mindsex, Ownership, and Cock Confidence)
Send us a textCover your ears, beta boys. We’re talking to the top dogs only!This week, we’re going over a list of surprisingly gentle alpha male sex tips!Also: dick size, dirty talk, and Jake’s small holes!If you want to be dominant in bed, you need the right gear! Get the Under the Bed Restraint System or anything from Naughty Betty’s and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!https...
2022-09-21
1h 12
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Pathetic Little Caged Boi (Cock Cages, Squeezed Balls, and FemmeDom)
Send us a textEver get the urge to put a guy in his place?I locked Jake's cock and teased, dommed, and used him. This week, we're talking about our little experiment in cock caging and role switching!Also: female led relationships, needing a thriller buddy, and the trouble of having to make some goddamn decisions.If you want to try out some cock cages and other kinky stuff, you can get all the gear you need from Naughty Betty's! And use the code LOVEEMMA...
2022-08-10
1h 33
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
You're Sucking It All Wrong, Susan! (Bad Blowjobs, Eye Contact, and Glamping)
Send us a textDon't even get me started on these...This week, we're going over all the bad blowjob advice we've encountered in the wild!Also: Emma's failed attempt at spicing up blowjobs, the most awkward blowjob of Jake's life, and rich people naming their helicopters!If you really want to improve blowjobs, get some awesome flavored lubes and condoms from Condomania! And use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 10% on your entire order!http://shrsl.com/3lxy9...
2022-07-13
1h 19
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Negging
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Shoes" (S4, E16) and some really problematic leering. We also talk about snubbing your way into sex, Jerry not understanding women, and messing up your own sexual timetable! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Implant" (S4, E19) and getting creepy in the sauna! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https...
2022-06-18
25 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Mid-90s Pete Davidson
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Pick" (S4, E13) and Elaine's tame nip slip. We also talk about ADHD hyperfixations, Kramer's sexual energy, and seeing way too much of your cousin. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Shoes" (S4, E16) and George and Jerry's creepy cleavage opinions! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout...
2022-06-11
17 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The No Fap Fail
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Contest" (S4, E11) and female masturbation on prime time television! We also talk about naked neighbors, man butts, and the parental sex equation. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Pick" (S4, E13)! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access
2022-05-21
45 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
The Most Overrated Sex Acts (From Bad Bondage to the Worst Anal Position)
Send us a textWhy come up with a new idea when we can keep milking an old one?This week, we’re dishing on the most overrated sex acts! Hold on to your hats because this one might be a wee bit controversial!Also: we threaten to start yet another project and Jake only figures out what “overrated” means midway through the episode.Want to get some awesome, not at all overrated sex toys? Check out my favorites on Betty's Toy Box! And be sure to use...
2022-05-18
1h 05
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Closet Hooker
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Virgin" (S4, E8) and, uh, virgins! We also talk about closet organizing, post-sex ghosting, and the pioneering spirit! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be "The Contest" (S4, E11) and being the master of your domain! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early Access
2022-05-14
17 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Mommy Panties
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Cheever Letters" (S4, E8) and Jerry's terrible attempt at dirty talk! We also talk about discombobulating orgasms, phone machine sex, and sex waiting. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be "The Virgin" (S4, E10) and ghosting after sex! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus Episodes and Early...
2022-05-07
14 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Opening Our Spank Banks (Our Hottest Sex Memories)
Send us a textDo you have old sexual exploits that you still get off to?This week, we decided to share ours! We dug into our own personal spank banks and share the sexual memories that turn us on the most!Also: masturbating to your exes, Jake's plan to turn me into a cuckquean, his ongoing fascination with mommy dommes, and sex doll roleplay!If you're a humper, you need to try the Lust Dual Rider! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the...
2022-05-04
1h 17
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Embrace the Clussy (Sexy Clown Girls, Moaning Mimes, and Clown Porn)
Send us a textIf you don't think clown girls are hot, you're wrong. This week, we're talking about hot clown girls, Jake's clown fucker origin story, and why there needs to be way more clown porn!Also: being scared of clowns but still wanting to fuck one, why clown girls are the new goth girls, and the hottest game you can play with a mime!Adult Time has almost everything you'd ever want out of a porn site (minus the clussy)! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you...
2022-04-20
36 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Bless You Screw
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Good Samaritan" (S3, E19) and George blessing his way into some sex! We also talk about why married women are a little too easy to sleep with, the difference between cheating and having an affair, and whether you should even say anything when someone sneezes. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about... something from Season 4! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast w...
2022-04-16
23 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Short Kings
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Boyfriend" (S3, E17/18) and George's extremely relatable goal of fucking a very tall woman! We also talk about sneaking a peek in the locker room, overcompensating for your manly shortcomings, and couples who look like (step)siblings! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Good Samaritan" (S3, E20) and getting laid by being polite! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast...
2022-04-02
20 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Cereal Box Condoms
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Fix-Up" (S3, E16) and George going one step away from personal ads and prostitutes! We talk about kitchen sex, buying condoms, and the things that make someone physically attractive. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Boyfriend" (S3, E17&18) and fantasizing about fucking tall women! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here...
2022-03-26
21 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Gerald's Game
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Subway" (S3, E13) and George's misadventures in casual sex! We talk about fake millionaires, bondage with complete strangers, and overthinking everything. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Fix-Up" (S3, E16) and why kitchen sex might not be for everyone! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/
2022-03-19
11 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Bangable Chambermaid
Welcome back! This week, we're talking about "The Red Dot" (S3, E12) without actually talking about the red dot! We analyze what makes chambermaids hot, what counts as sex, and why Emma would totally sit on a cake! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next week, we'll be talking about "The Subway" (S3, E13) and George's sexual misadventure! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https...
2022-03-05
22 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Ride the Camel Toe Slide (Pussyjobs, Closeup Porn, and the Hottest Cumshots)
Send us a textIt's the perfect way to tease a pussy!This week, we're talking about pussyjobs - what makes them so hot, great positions, and amazing cumshots!Also: getting rid of our useless van, the first time Jake made me squirt, closeup porn, and I come up with a new side hustle!If you want a really good thruster, you've got to try the Velvet Mini Teddy! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!https://www...
2022-03-02
45 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Bathsturbation (Showerheads, Waterproof Toys, and Masturbating Like a Mermaid)
Send us a textDo you know why women love taking long baths?Because it’s the perfect place for comfortable, luxurious, and relaxing masturbation!This week, we’re talking about how I became a bathsturbator, my favorite toys for getting off in the bath, and Jake’s fond bath handjob memory!Also: the bath voyeur armchair, why bathsturbation never took off for the fellas, recreational tit jiggling, and we have a new kitten!Want some waterproof sex toys that are really fun to use in the bath? Check...
2022-02-23
52 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Subway GILFs
Welcome back! This week, we're going long to talk about "The Stranded" (S3, E10), whether it's warranted or not! We cover the male code, George's scarcity mindset, and being too subtle to mack on anyone! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next week, we're hopping over to "The Red Dot" (S3, E12) and even more workplace sex! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www...
2022-02-19
30 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
The Perfect Blowjob (Facefucking, Ball Licking, and Frisky Girls)
Send us a textI asked Jake to tell me all of his blowjob preferences. That fucker made a list - a long one too!This week, we go over everything he loves in a blowjob - in plenty of detail. We agree about eye contact, disagree about his balls, and I learn how to give him perfect head!Also: boosted and chilling, Jake’s possible secret humiliation kink, and my new favorite flavored lube!If you want to try lots of delicious flavored lubes, you’ve got...
2022-02-09
1h 14
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Penis Match
Welcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Nose Job" (S3, E9) and Jerry letting his penis call the shots! We cover cute noses, being led around by your dick, and following your pussy vs. following your heart! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next week, it's "The Stranded" (S3, E10) and the male code! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/
2022-01-29
28 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Rail Me on the Rails (Train Sex, the Thickest Dick, and Pulling Out Triumphantly)
Send us a textEver had the pleasure of fucking on a train?Emma has - and Jake has thought about it a lot.This week, we're talking about train sex, Emma's best one night stand, and Jake's lonely train jerk.Also: finally having to pull out and the sheer pleasure of coming in a lady's mouth!If you want something to help you get turned on and relieve some sexual tension, you should definitely check out Modern-Day Sins! It's a new Adult Time...
2022-01-26
50 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Aural Sex
Welcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Tape" (S3, E8) and Elaine's audio porn recording! We cover Elaine as a fake pornstar, George having zero game, and trying to find the sexy scenes in Bee Movie! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next week, it's "The Nose Job" (S3, E9) and the struggle between Jerry's brain and his dick! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here...
2022-01-22
26 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Nice Guy
Welcome back! Today, we're discussing "The Cafe" (S3, E7)! We very lightly touch on the titular cafe before talking about Jake's sexy winter coat, why bad boys are so alluring, and why nice guys ain't always so nice! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next week, we're moving on to "The Tape" (S3, E8) and Elaine's dirty audio porn! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here...
2022-01-08
23 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Even More Assholes (Sexy Body Pillows, the Masturbation Judge, and Fleshlight Rage)
Send us a textIs this our most controversial episode yet?We’re going back to the Am I The Asshole subreddit for more sexy issues and our spicy takes on them!Also: Emma’s half-week birthday celebration, weird mystery hentais, and guys who just can’t shut up during sex.Note: Some of Jake’s audio sounds a little echoey because that little numbskull kept turning away from the mic!Why not get yourself something super fun from Betty’s Toy Box? Use the code L...
2022-01-05
59 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Homosexual Store
Welcome back! Today, we're going long to talk about "The Note" (S3, E1) and George's twitchy dick! We talk about gay depression, peeping at the urinals, and Jake's bicurious phase! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Cafe" (S3, E7) and George's unfortunate opinions on nice guys! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ ...
2022-01-01
27 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
(BONUS) The Airing of Grievances
Happy Festivus everyone! This week, we're celebrating the holidays by airing our grievances! We've got problems with a lot of things, and now you're going to hear about them! Space bars that don't pause! A sex doll in every home - enough with the markups already! Mainstream media is keeping us all from getting horny! And someone get Wicked on the phone because Taylor Swift porn is a billion dollar idea! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "...
2021-12-23
25 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Impending Bladder Requirement
Welcome back! Today, we're going over the first real "show about nothing" Seinfeld episode, "The Chinese Restaurant" (S2, E11)! We talk about Elaine's ravenous and low-key sexy hunger, bladder orgasms, and pausing sex for a cheeky lil' piss! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Note" (S3, E1) and George's man-on-man massage! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https...
2021-12-11
11 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Pal (And More)
Welcome back! Today, we're going over the first all-sex Seinfeld episode, "The Deal" (S2, E9)! We go long in this one so we can talk about the difference between friends with benefits and fuck friends, naked channels, and Elaine looking fire as hell in Jerry's shirts! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be talking about "The Chinese Restaurant" (S2, E11) and George bolting away mid-sex! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast w...
2021-11-27
26 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Naked Food Truck
Welcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Revenge" (S2, E7). Jerry suspects that the laundromat guy stole his money. Kramer helps him get revenge through property damage. It turns out to be a big misunderstanding. But we're basically ignoring all of that because we're here to talk about naked Elaine! Or rather, Elaine talking about being naked. We probe the limits of our nudism, ask whether semi-naked girlfriend is better than fully-naked girlfriend, and explore the fine line between being a boytoy and a run of the mill loser. We also sa...
2021-11-20
16 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Home Wife Advantage
Welcome back! Today, we're talking about "The Apartment" (S2, E5). Specifically, we're going to cover the home bed advantage and why domming as a guest would be awkward. More importantly, we'll try to crack open one of life's most vexing mysteries: married guy magnetism! Why can't women resist a guy with a wedding ring? What makes married men so attractive? And does it work for Jake too or just real men? Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be dipping into "The Revenge" (S2, E7) and Elaine's (u...
2021-11-13
18 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Initiators
Welcome back! This time, we're covering "The Phone Message" (S2, E4) and talking about coffee being sex, passively initiating sex, and men not picking up on horny signals. Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? On the next episode, we'll be poring over "The Apartment" (S2, E5) with a major focus on married guy magnetism! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ Bonus...
2021-11-10
14 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Sneaky Magician
We're skipping right to "The Ex-Girlfriend" (S2, E1) to talk about George and Jerry dealing with a boring girl who has a psychosexual hold on them, being attracted to people who suck at their jobs, and magicians (again)! Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? Next time, we'll be covering "The Phone Message" (S2, E4) and the horny ladies features in that episode! Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex podcast with new episodes every Wednesday! Check it out...
2021-11-10
11 min
What's The Deal With Fucking? (A Seinfeld Sex Podcast)
The Porn Gift
For our first episode, we're covering the opening scene of "The Stakeout" (Season 1, Episode 2) (not counting the standup comedy that kicks off the show, because we could all do with a little less of that). Next Time On: What's The Deal With Fucking? For the next epsiode, we'll be skipping right to the first episode of Season 2, "The Ex-Girlfriend." And somehow, we manage to get back on the subject of sex with magicians. Check Out Our Other Show We also host Pillow Talk With Emma Austin, a dirty and intimate sex...
2021-11-09
11 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
A Lil' Chat About Pubic Hair (Cute Bushes, Shaved Balls, and Dick Mullets)
Send us a textWhat kind of situation do you have going on downstairs?This week, we're going to tell you about ours!We go over our pubic journeys, Jake's evolving pubic situation, and some ill-advised razor options. Also: Jake gets weirdly bothered by pre-split bagels.If you love celebrating all things bushy, you should definitely check out Hairy Undies! That's an Adult Time studio devoted entirely to women rocking pubic hair! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a free week!
2021-11-03
47 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Let's Discover Our Erotic Blueprints (Sexual Excitement, Golden Retriever Energy, and Jake's Identity Crisis)
Send us a textWhat turns us on? What do we struggle with sexually? Do we prefer sensual romance or watching people fuck it out?We took the Erotic Blueprint quiz to find out!Join us on this journey of sexual self-discovery, listen to us overthink another quiz, and hear Jake have an identity crisis on air!We also talk about how men are dogs and Jake is a golden retriever, why my love of novelty is a real problem, and plan a new sidehustle as quiz critics!Want...
2021-09-22
1h 05
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Plug That Butt (Anal Toys, Unicorn Tails, and Intimidating Machine Sex)
Send us a textApparently, it's Anal August. So, let's talk butt stuff!Actually, let's specifically talk about anal toys!This week, Jake and I discuss all my anal toys, emergency chicken nuggets, and my suction cup dildo struggles. And I do my best to explain why wearing buttplugs feels so damn good!We also talk about the spitroasts I could have, the double penetration I actually want, and why Jake is at risk of completely giving up on drinking water.If you want something cute and kind of...
2021-08-11
53 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
"Would You Rather?" (But, Like, a Dirty Version)
Send us a textWould you rather raw-dog reality in silence or listen to us goof around for a while?This week, Jake and I play a sexual version of "Would You Rather?"We talk about the Pfizer vaccine giving me big honking titties, feverish titfucking, taking nudes in the sun room, tent sex, our dream of becoming sugar parents, and the two (!) times Jake gave himself oral just to show off to some pervy girls.Oh, and we answer (and overanalyze) a bunch of sex questions!If you...
2021-06-23
50 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Fingerblast Me to Heaven (Fingering Techniques, First Times, and Worst Times)
Send us a textHow's your fingering game?Well, it's about to get better because this week, Jake and I share our best tips for excellent fingering!But mostly, we talk about our worst fingering experiences - no matter how embarrassing they are. Also: Jake's good lookin' dick, musing about a blowjob-only OnlyFans side hustle, keeping Jake entertained while I wait for him to come on me, and our brief but very anxiety-inducing COVID scare. If you want to enhance your fingering and organic masturbation, try the Pavé Liz b...
2021-06-02
1h 06
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Welcome to Our Playroom (Sex Furniture, Sex Mounts, and Babysitter Seduction)
Send us a textSo, we got into sex furniture and accidentally built a sex playroom.And this week, we decided to take you on an audio tour of it!We go over the items in our playroom and how we use them, fuck them, and just plain get comfy with them.Also: polyamorous TV shows, seducing babysitters, Jake's little jerk-off throne, what I'd do if I had a dick, and impulsively posting my tits!If you want to build your own sex playroom, you'll need some awesome Liberator...
2021-05-26
53 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Rub Me Down and Get Me Off (Massage Porn, Happy Endings, and Goopy Nuru Gel)
Send us a textWhat's better than getting oiled up, rubbed down, and finished off?This week, Jake and I talk about massage porn, what makes it so hot, and what we look for when picking out massage scenes.I also talk about my new venture into audio porn, creating JOI for women, and sucking dildos for extra realism. And: my system for reviewing sex toys, praise for The Rock, my tub full of lube fantasies, sexy sexy trickery, and how Jake could single-handedly disrupt the entire happy ending industry.
2021-05-19
49 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Our Dirty Little Secret (Remote Control Sex Toys, Public Play, and Naughty Shennanigans)
Send us a textI've always fantasized about using remote controlled sex toys.Now, I finally have the toys to make them come true!This week, we talk about the app-controlled toys we use, why they're so fun to play with, and what kind of naughty things we've done with them!We also discuss hybrid lube, the hot married man paradox, being a sexual scatterbrain, and my confusing refractory window. If you want some long-distance fun of your own, check out the Lush and the Ferri by Lovense. Or...
2021-05-12
52 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
The Arousal Oil Sexperiment (We Try to Kickstart a 7-Day Fuckfest)
Send us a textWhat would happen if I used arousal oils for an entire week?Would I get super horny? Would I treat Jake to a week-long fuckfest? Would my lady bits just get tingly?We decided to find out! I used a different arousal oil every day for a week and we recorded the results!We also talk about how I almost got caught watching a bunch of stuck porn, reverse reach-arounds, and getting a sex injury. Also: we wonder whether butterscotch pussy is the new sea...
2021-05-05
1h 28
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
50th Episode Bangstravaganza! (Polyamory Update and Future Plans)
Send us a textI can't believe it! It's our 50th episode!How awesome is that!?Jake and I decided it would be a great time to share some updates. Not just about future plans (merch, videos, and maybe some audio porn) but also about us. Specifically, what's the deal with our polyamory?We haven't brought it up in a while, but in a way we're both less and more polyamorous than we were when we last checked in.We also talk about the long road to 50, our hypothetical...
2021-04-28
44 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Treat Yourself to a Deep Dickin' (Depth, Donuts, and Digressions)
Send us a textHow deep can that dick go?Want to get it even deeper?This week, Jake and I share some tips for how to get deeper penetration - the prep work, the positions, and the accessories that will help you go balls deep (and even balls in if you're brave enough)!We also talk donuts and Ohnuts, inventing brand new sex positions, ill-advised Dollar Store sex hacks, and whether I've been having cervical orgasms all along.If you want the deepest dicking possible, you should get...
2021-04-21
52 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
This Game Is Rigged! (The Porn Name Game, Coke Zero Hacks, and The Pickle)
Send us a textI'm terrible with names. I'm even worse with titles.So, it's kind of unfair that Jake made me play a name game this week. He puts my knowledge of Pure Taboo porn titles to the test - and I think I did pretty well!We also share my Coke Zero hack, talk about the Bad Uncle cinematic universe, reminisce about the combination sushi hut and mini putt, and investigate The Pickle.And we've finally returned to our roots as a bedroom-based podcast!If you want...
2021-04-14
55 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
My Dirty Little Whore (Positive Humiliation and Praise Kink)
Send us a textI'm into sexual humiliation, but only when it feels like praise.So, yeah, it's a bit complicated.This week, Jake and I sit down to parse my views on humiliation, why it turns me on so much, and why it's gotten me into trouble a few times.We also talk about Canada Day lewds, the one word Jake finds too nasty to utter, Jake finally becoming a man, and why you shouldn't be mean to girls in rapping cat shirts.Oh, and do you guys...
2021-04-07
53 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Ass Eaters Anonymous (Dirty Boys, Bad Girls, and Tossed Salads)
Send us a textI married an ass man, which means he often wants to eat mine.This week, we're talking about ass eating - our history with it, Jake's insatiable lust for it, and my somewhat more complex feelings about it.We also talk about other types of butt stuff, closeup porn, and the sexual effects of OCD.And we trash talk the spring season, get let down by some potato chips, and things get a little loopy at the end because I was on edibles (whoops!)Also...
2021-03-31
48 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
These Motherfuckers Want to Fuck Some Mothers (MILFs, Experience Gaps, and Mommy Issues)
Send us a textWho starred in your formative sexual fantasies?For Jake, it was MILFs.This week, we talk about the multiple origins of Jake's appreciate of older women - is it mommy issues, demisexuality, or pure coincidence?We go over the hottest MILF dynamics, whether I'm a MILF, and try to pin down exactly what a MILF is in the first place.And we manage to squeeze in digressions about stevia leaf extract, spotting littles in the wild, and casual multitasking sex. If you want...
2021-03-17
40 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
(TEASER) FWB 10: Emma Gets the Porn of Her Dreams and Jake Gets the Sex of His
Send us a textIn this episode, we wanted to tell you about a very sexually satisfying day we recently had.It started with Emma listening to some hot, hot, hot audio porn she had custom made. It got her so horny that it led to some incredible sex that left us both exhausted, sore, and dizzy.Give this episode a listen if you want to hear all about it! ***This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our F...
2021-03-15
02 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Five Finger Death Punch (Going Deep Into Fisting)
Send us a textYou'd honestly be surprised how much you can fit in there.This week on Pillow Talk, we go wrist deep into the world of fisting!Jake reveals his fist-fucking misconceptions and my less than ideal experiences being on the receiving end of it. We bust loose pussy myths, what it would take for me to fall in love with getting fisted, and we also bring up teabagging and tentacle dildos because why not?And we share a story about us having remote control sex (but...
2021-02-17
46 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
I'm a Girl Who Gives Handjobs Now (Handies, Double Handies, and Jerking Techniques)
Send us a textDo you remember your first handjob?Jake doesn't, but he still managed to fall in love with them anyway!This week, we talk about handies and why we love them.I talk about my first one, we go over some memorable jerking sessions, and I share a few tips for making them extra special.Along the way, we talk about starching Fleshlights, how I almost got tattled on for stroking dick, double dick clutching, and CFNM. Jake also gives a quick update on his death...
2021-01-27
37 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Bang Me in the Dryer (Stuck Porn, Cat Condos, and Baby Oil Mishaps)
Send us a textHave you ever been stuck and fucked? Me neither. But man, does stuck porn ever make it look fun!This week, Jake and I talk about the wonderful and silly world of stuck porn. We go over the different types, ponder whether we could fuck in our pantry, and celebrate one year of podcasting!Wanna try a pussy pump? What if I told you it could also lick your clit? If you haven't heard of the Fantasy For Her - Her Ultimate Pleasure, you seriously have to...
2021-01-20
36 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Oops, I Forgot I Was Horny (ADHD, Sex Drive, and Easy DP)
Send us a textThis episode is all over the place because we're all over the place.And that's because we have ADHD. Yep, both of us.Because of it, we're easily distracted, disorganized, and prone to screwing up. But there's one way it affects us differently. Being so unfocused messes with my arousal quite a bit. For Jake, it's the opposite. This week, we talk about the ways ADHD affects our sex life, being dopamine junkies, and how to fight the odds and get horny anyway.We also...
2021-01-06
50 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Bust a Nut in My Donut (Cracking Wise About Creampies)
Send us a textIs there a better way to finish than inside her sweet honeypot?This week, Jake and I talk about the appeal of creampies, our very limited experience with them, and my brief fixation on come-based porn.Along the way, we discuss being in the perv bubble, our ADHD porn habits, awkward insemination, and Jake's come volume.If you love yourself some creampie porn, check out My Family Pies! For a few more days, you can get access to it and everything on the Nubiles Porn network at...
2020-12-30
44 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Horror Porn (Scary Sexual Awakenings and Storm Chips)
Send us a textHave you ever watched horror porn?We hadn't seen any until we sat down to record this episode.This week, we bring you along for the ride as we watch our very first horror porn film. We talk about my horror movie rules, my Hellraiser sexual awakening, Christmas ghost stories, and Jake fucking our foldout couch like the degenerate he is.We also wonder where all the erotic thrillers have gone and accidentally record a chip podcast minisode.If you want to watch...
2020-12-09
59 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Bum Fucking Fanatics (Anal Sex Extravaganza)
Send us a textWe're surprised it took this long, but here it is: an episode dedicated to anal sex!This week on Pillow Talk, Jake and I talk about how I discovered anal with a sadist, then discovered great anal with a sweet boy, and the anal porn that made us.Along the way, we discuss how amateur porn has changed over the years, why anal sex always ends too soon, solo ass play, whether double penetration lives up to the hype, and what I was looking for when I searched for "...
2020-12-02
1h 02
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
All Nut November (Jill Off 'Til You Can't Jill No More)
Send us a textHave you heard of No Nut November?It's a meme about abstaining from masturbation for an entire month.An entire month! Fuck that noise. Instead, we took the opposite approach by participating in All Nut November, which we swear is totally official and very much a thing. Jake and I talk about how that went for each of us. We discuss daily masturbation fails and double daily masturbation successes, the porn lady of our dreams, taking my vibrator for a walk, the perfect...
2020-11-25
45 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Preppy Teen Bribes Stepbrother With Anal (Forbidden Lust, Temptation, and Deflowerings)
Send us a textWhat's the movie that made you?For me, it was Cruel Intentions. In a lot of ways, it's a blueprint for my entire sexuality.This week, Jake and I talk about the movie, why it meant so much to me (and still does!), and wonder whether this explains our collective fascination with fauxcest.We also discuss my sex toy review marathon sessions, share some lukewarm takes on Fifty Shades of Grey, and Ryan Phillippe's apparently forgettable ass. Also, Jake somehow misremembers the plot of a movie he...
2020-11-11
40 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Dear Men, Make Some Noise (Groaning, Dirty Talk, and Enthusiastic Feedback)
Send us a textWant to become a better sex guy? Then, you've got to be more vocal.Men making noise during sex is one of the hottest things. It's also not as common as it should be.This week, we encourage everyone to be their sexiest selves by going over why being vocal makes sex so much better and how to avoid going overboard with the dirty talk. We also talk about Jake's early birthday present, Emma's love of playful humiliation, and The Moaner. If you want really...
2020-11-04
44 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
It's Sexy Costume Season! (Sexy Alice, Sexy Mrs. Claus, and Some Pumpkin Dick)
Send us a textAre you getting dressed up for Halloween?This week, Jake and I talk about being big fans of sexy costumes, which ones I've worn, and the one and only time he's worn one. We also talk about macrodosing shrooms, why sexy doesn't always mean skimpy, slowly assembling a schoolgirl outfit, lumberjack ax play, and pumpkin dick. Burning Angel is the perfect porn site to enjoy around Halloween. Get access to it (and lots more) by joining Adult Time. The code LOVEEMMA will get you 20% off your 30-day...
2020-10-28
43 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Get Naked With Us (Lingerie, Bondage, and Nude Selfies)
Send us a textAre you comfortable being naked?I mean, really comfortable?I'll be honest, I'm not quite there yet. But I've made a lot of progress and I'm working on it!This week, I share my tips for getting comfortable undressing in front of your partner (or even a camera)!Along the way, Jake and I talk about motivational donuts, my sadly untouched boobs, Winnie the Poohing your way through sex, why Pornhub comments are safer than Twitter, and how I finally conquered my naked nemesis...
2020-10-21
46 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Let's Take Edibles and Bone (Drunk Sex and High Sex)
Send us a textI'm always at least a little high when I have sex - except when I've had a few drinks.That's been pretty peachy for me, but for Jake it's a whole other story. This week, we talk about the perks and downsides of having sex while drunk or high.I go over my list of reasons Jake is a much better fuck when he's sober. We discuss the sexy side of sweater weather, treadmill masturbation fantasies, and drunken dick stabs. And we may or may not have...
2020-10-14
49 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
The Porn Quest (We Get Drunk and Spend Too Much Time on Pornhub)
Send us a textDo you have a hard time finding the porn you want?Jake does. But that's because he sucks at searching for anything.This week, we get drunk on bad daiquiris and I give Jake the search terms he needs to find the right wanking material. We also discuss cabin dads who fuck, big titty goth girls, the sexiest footwear for women, risky handjobs, and the search term Pornhub wouldn't allow us to use. Want to watch some hot BBW porn? Check out Shape of Beauty...
2020-09-30
54 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Our Intro to Porn (Towels Over the Door, Magazines in the Woods, and Pirated Videos)
Send us a textHow did you discover porn?Jake and I are both big fans of porn now, but we discovered it in very different ways and at different parts of our lives. This week, we tell those stories and talk about how our porn consumption has changed over the years.We discuss my towel trick, finding dirty magazines in the woods, attempted uses of the Sears catalog, discretely mailing porn payments, and we cap it all off with lots of outtakes. We're both really big fans of...
2020-09-23
41 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Our Favorite Sex Positions (For Now, At Least)
Send us a textI love variety when it comes to sex but there are a few positions that I keep going back to. This week, Jake and I talk about our favorite sex positions. We each share our current Top 4 and discover that we have surprisingly little overlap. We also talk about Jake struggling to find JOI porn, positions that showcase your best bits, getting into a good rhythm, my sex leg, and the position we've attempted lots of times but rarely pulled off.One way to make your best...
2020-09-09
52 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Is My Husband a Cuckold? (An Investigation)
Send us a textIs Jake a cuck?That's a surprisingly difficult question to answer - but we sure do try!This week, we talk about Jake's cuckold leanings, why the label might not fit perfectly, and whether or not I'm a hotwife. We also discuss compersion, cottage porn, and that time I sort of forgot about Jake during a threesome.If you want to enjoy some immersive POV cuckold porn, check out Be The Cuck. While you're at it, watch some fantastic girl-girl porn on Girlsway. Both of...
2020-08-26
1h 01
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Vaginismus Sucks (When Your Pussy Acts Like an Asshole)
Send us a textHere's a riddle: when does your pussy act like an asshole? When you've got vaginismus.Vaginismus ruined my sex life for years and made me worry that I'd never get to fuck again.This week, Jake and I discuss the condition, what causes it, and how you can manage and overcome it.We also talk about those porn videos where women watch guys jerking off in their cars, how my body tried to tell me to become a nun, and yet another reason why big...
2020-08-12
47 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Initiating Sex (Libido Mismatch, Subtle Sexiness, Initiation Fuck Ups)
Send us a textWhat are your go-to ways for initiating sex?Do you make bold moves or do you prefer a more subtle approach?In this week's episode, we discuss what initiating sex looks like, why guys often don't pick up on it, and how shy and submissive gals do it without being too obvious.We also talk about the reasons Jake missed out on a hell of a lot of sex over the years.If you'd like to try out the Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo, you can...
2020-08-05
48 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Pussy Eating for the Win! (Eat It Like You Mean It)
Send us a textIs there anything more intimate than eating pussy?In this episode, we talk about Jake's first time going down, give tips for doing it well, and go over Emma's multiple near misses and first times. Emma also shares her most embarrassing sex story and spills the juicy details about how she's been playing with our partial sex doll Pussy Tits. Relevant links: How to Go Down on a WomanHow to Eat Pussy Like You're StarvingWhat She Means When She Says "Don't Stop"My First Ti...
2020-07-29
55 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
The Masturbation Episode (How, Why, and Where We Wank)
Send us a textDo you remember the first time you masturbated?I don't. But I know it was a really long time ago. In this episode, Jake and I talk about about my earliest masturbation memory, how I get myself off these days, and why we make it a regular habit. We cover using fingers instead of toys, incorporating ass play, and mutual masturbation (because self-love doesn't always have to be solo!)Relevant links: I Let My Husband See My Real Masturbation StyleThe Benefits of M...
2020-07-01
54 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
The One With All the Blowjobs (From Our First to Emma's Fantasy Blowjob)
Send us a textDo you remember your first blowjob?In this episode, we tell you all about the first time I gave head and the first time Jake received it. We also go over our personal journey with blowjobs, our big blowjob boundary, why deepthroating never happened for us, and about the blowjob that wasn't our first but felt like it was. And we somehow end up talking about eating pussy quite a bit because we just can't seem to stay on topic.If you happen to share Jake's fapping f...
2020-06-17
1h 14
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Yes, No, Maybe - But Mostly Maybe (Emma's Sexual Boundaries Revealed!)
Send us a textWhen's the last time you went over your sexual boundaries?We decided it was time to check in with each other. What turns me? What turns me off? Does Jake ever take things a little too far? What could I use more of?In this week's episode, Jake asks me 27 questions to check where my boundaries are. We talk about my change of heart about pussy slapping, my love-hate relationship with roleplaying, and why being called "baby" is hot but it's weird when Jake does it.
2020-06-03
1h 12
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Aural Sex (Audio Porn, Orgasm Recordings, Dirty Talk, and a Cringey Phone Sex Story)
Send us a textThis week, we're back in the closet and talking about the sounds of sex.I talk about my formative experiences with aural sex, how Jake found his way to talking dirty, and why I have to be forced into it.I also tell the topsy-turvy, frustrating, and cringey story about the first time I had phone sex (which I should probably regret but really don't). If you want something fun to play with when you're enjoying some audio porn or phone sex, check out Betty's Toy Box...
2020-05-20
1h 03
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Dirty Embarrassment, Sunroom Sex, and a Couples Bath Fail (Ramblings from the Closet)
Send us a textThis week, we sat in the closet and recorded our most casual conversation yet. We cover sex in our new house, how Emma embarrasses easily and how Jake uses that to his advantage during sex, and how our first couples bath in a long-ass time was a total fail. If you're into informal ramblings and wish our blooper reels were a lot longer, this is the episode for you.If you want some creative, quality porn to help you get through isolation and social distancing, we recommend...
2020-05-13
51 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Pegging and Polyamory (We Answer Your Questions)
Send us a textDo I want to peg my husband?How did Jake handle his insecurities when I started flirting with other men?What's the right way to be there for your partner when you open up a relationship?This week, we're answering questions that our listeners have submitted and things get raw and vulnerable.If you have any questions you'd like us to answer on the podcast, send them our way! All the different ways you can reach us are listed below.Relevant links:
2020-04-15
58 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Managing Porn Habits in a Relationship (And the Time I Caught Him Watching It)
Send us a textDoes your partner know you watch porn?For a while, we kept our porn habits a secret from each other. Now, we've found a much better way.This week, we talk about how to make porn a part of your relationship, our favorite types of porn, why porn privacy is better than porn secrecy, that time I caught Jake watching porn (and the reason he never caught me!)If you're looking for great porn to watch alone or as a couple, we recommend Adult Time. Use the...
2020-04-08
48 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Does Size Matter? (Size Queens, Dick Pics, and Pretending to Sleep Through Sexy Times)
Send us a textDoes the size of your dick make a difference? Well, yes and no.This week, we talk about size insecurities, why big dicks don't always make for better sex, and Jake tells an embarrassing story about giving his old pal a handjob (twice!) Relevant articles: Size Doesn't Matter As Much As You ThinkI Was an Actual Size QueenHow to Give Head When He's Too BigMy Misadventure in Polyamory (And What I Learned from It)I've Never Received a Dick PicThe Best One Night Stand of My L...
2020-02-12
51 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
All About My Husband's Dick (Phimosis, Delayed Ejaculation, and Death Grip)
Send us a textI write about sex and relationships, and some of my most popular articles have been about my husband's junk.So, I guess this is me giving my followers, readers, and listeners what they want: a whole episode about what my husband's got going on between his legs. Specifically, the challenges he's had because of it. This week, I ask Jake to tell me about his experience as a man with phimosis, a delayed ejaculator, and someone who is working to overcome death grip.Relevant articles:
2020-02-05
54 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
My Squirting Journey (And How to Squirt)
Send us a textYou would know if you squirted, right? Well, maybe not. I did it for years without even realizing it.In this episode, we talk about how I managed to be so clueless about my own squirting, how I discovered I could squirt, and we go over the technique Jake uses to make me squirt. If you want to watch some hot squirting porn (and support the show), check out Adult Time's squirting videos! Use the code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on your 30-day membership! Relevant articles: Why S...
2020-01-29
59 min
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Our First Sex Toys (And a Super Embarrassing Story)
Send us a textWhat's your first sex toy? In this episode, we talk about our first sex toys. I share my most embarrassing sex story, I explain why I kept breaking my vibrators, and Jake talks about overcoming his sex toy insecurities. Relevant articles:I Used a Sex Toy on My HusbandThe Benefits of Mutual Masturbation(Note: This episode was recorded before Christmas. Since then, I got a gorgeous popsicle dildo as a gift! Check it out here!)***If listening to this inspired you to get sexy, c...
2020-01-15
49 min