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Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#42 - The MasterThis week, Niall and Gideon discuss Paul Thomas Anderson's 2012 movie The Master (starring Joaquin Phoenix and Phillip Seymour Hoffman) in depth, and try and decide how it compares to There Will Be Blood. We also discuss J. Cole's new album and the potential new Earthgang record. Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: emteoyt@gmail.com 2021-05-2238 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#41 - There Will Be BloodIn the one year anniversary episode of Emteo Quarantine Catch-Up (which i've put up a month late, v sorry) we go in depth on the Paul Thomas Anderson masterpiece 'There Will Be Blood'. Plus we discuss the albums Days Are Gone by HAIM and 22, A Million by Bon Iver. Oh, we also talk about a really fucked Cyberjoke joke which you can find the full version of here: https://allowe.com/humor/cj-main/cyberjoke-archive.html?view=list#joke=1410 Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: emteoyt@gmail.com 2021-05-091h 10

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#40 - If I Were The Manager Of The BabiesNiall and Gideon discuss the outcome of a hypothetical football match between Lionel Messi and 70,000 babies, we check back in with Cyberjoke 3000, Niall discussed the 2002 PTA film Punch Drunk Love and I dunno, some other shit, just listen to the episode. Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: emteoyt@gmail.com 2021-04-181h 05

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#39 - The Ultimate "Cyber-Joke 3000" JokeNiall and Gideon write the p̶e̶r̶f̶e̶c̶t̶ most accurate Cyber Joke 3000 entry and send it to Mr Al Lowe to send to the masses. We also discuss the Paul Thomas Anderson Movie "Magnolia", Niall plays the bass (poorly), and we once again find out what Gideon is doing at this exact moment in time. Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: emteoyt@gmail.com 2021-04-171h 10

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#38 - Framing Britney Spears, A-X-L and Daft PunkIn this weeks episode, Niall and Gideon discuss the breaking up of Daft Punk, the framing of Britney Spears and the dirt-bikes of AXL. We also take a look at some Reddit stories about inflatables, we rip some gnarly whips for Scroggins' camera, and we watch the music video for Axel F by the Crazy Frog. It doesn't go the way you'd expect. Our Instagram and Twitter are both @emteopod E-mail us: emteoyt@gmail.com Yeah this was a long one again. Sorry.2021-03-011h 59

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#37 - The Weather, To Pimp A Butterfly and "Amazwhat Is This?"Listen to Desiderium by The 98s: https://www.songwhip.com/the-98s/desiderium This week in this way too long episode (holy fucking shit, why is it 3 hours long?), we take a listen to the albums The Weather and To Pimp A Butterfly in our new segment 'Monthly Music Moo-Off', we play a game of 'Amazwhat Is This?' in which we read reviews of an Amazon item and have to guess what the item is, and Niall continues his Paul Thomas Anderson marathon with the 1997 film Boogie Nights. ...2021-02-182h 58

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#36 - Gideon Wrote A Book SeriesIn this episode, Gideon discusses his definitely real book series, Niall talks about his teachers weird online classes and we start a new segment in which we take a look at Al Lowe's Cyberjoke 3000. Our social medias are all @emteopod Links to our stuff: linktr.ee/emteo 2021-02-1037 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#35 - Star Signs, Hard Eight, How To With John Wilson and WAPIn this episode, we make discuss our thoughts on star signs, we listen to a WAP parody, we bring back fan-favourite segment Aaah Scary, and we talk about a couple of films/tv shows. Our social medias: https://www.instagram.com/emteopod https://www.twitter.com/emteopod Email: emteoyt@gmail.com 2021-01-3156 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#34 - Stories That Are Way Too Personal (plus more dating advice)We're back from the winter break! In this episode we talk about our new segment schedule, we read some awful stories from Reddit and we listen to a dating advice podcast. Twitter and Instagram: @emteopod 2021-01-1545 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#33 - Taking An Online Dating SurveyHappy New Year ('s Eve) everyone! In our final episode of 2020, we take an online dating class survey, we discuss the end of the year, and we recommend some albums. Niall also discusses the shows Nathan For You and How To with John Wilson, and Gideon gives us a history lesson on the wickedly funny Richard Nixon. Pls rate the show 5 stars x Instagram: @emteopod 2020-12-311h 02

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#32 - THE 2020 CHRISTMAS SPECIALWelcome to our first ever Christmas Special! In this festive episode we discuss Christmas movies, the worst Christmas presents ever received and some average to just down right bad Christmas memes! We hope you have a very good Christmas (or holiday season if you don't celebrate Christmas) and we'll see you in a few days for the final episode of 2020. Love you all. x Check out our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emteopod Thanks for listening, please rate us on your podcast app and tell a minimum of 12 friends...2020-12-2452 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#31 - The Man In The Gas Station + Teeny Tiny PersonThis week, Niall reads two unexplainable Reddit stories (that we then very easily explain), we discuss the movie Waves and the show Barry, and Obama's favourite music. Probably something else too but I edited this a while ago. Stay tuned for our Christmas ep on Dec 24th. https://www.instagram.com/emteopod 2020-12-2251 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#30 - Pure ImaginationVideo version available on Instagram at @emteopod. This episode it's our big 30th episode, so to celebrate, Niall has some sort of mental breakdown. Featuring a lot of guests. Thanks for being here for all 30 eps. If you've listened to anything less than all 30 eps then get fucked.2020-12-1359 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#29 - The Birthday PartyIt was my (Niall's) birthday on the day we recorded this one so my ego was at an all time high. We discuss Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun, the presidential election, The Boys and probably some other shit. Recorded on the 7th November 2020. Follow our Instagram and Twitter: @emteopod 2020-11-2247 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#28 - I Think My Wife Killed My DogThis week we delve into the world of Reddit stories and also true crime, kind of. Niall reads a story about a failing relationship and Gideon interrupts to make funny little comments. It's quite rude actually. Please leave the show a review on your podcast app, it helps a bunch. E-mail us! Now! Please! emteoyt@gmail.com 2020-11-011h 06

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#27 - The Invention of LyingToday, we relentlessly make fun of the Ricky Gervais film 'The Invention of Lying'. It's such a ridiculously shit movie. It's so bad. I hate it so much. Please leave the show a review on your podcast app, it helps a bunch. E-mail us something, or nothing, it's your call: emteoyt@gmail.com 2020-10-251h 07

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#26 - Emteo's National TourIn this episode, we discuss things that have happened to us in big cities and landmarks around Scotland and England and some of the best hustles of all time. Please leave the show a review on your podcast app, it helps a bunch. E-mail us something, or nothing, it's your call: emteoyt@gmail.com 2020-09-2230 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#25 - The Melon ReviewNiall and Gideon discuss the recent (well it was recent at the time) Anthony Fantano controversy, why the concept of reviews kinda sucks (pls review the show on your podcast app) and then, in true hypocrite style, we review a couple of new albums that Niall's been listening to. Also, a new update on Gideon's affair. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT FIND EMTEO ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @emteopod E-MAIL US STUFF: emteoYT@gmail.com 2020-09-0830 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#24 - Double Yellow LinesNiall's been to the football and he's got a couple of things to say. We also discuss parking, bullying and Gideon's divorce. Poor guy. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT FIND EMTEO ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @emteopod E-MAIL US STUFF: emteoYT@gmail.com Niall's Twitter: @_nialledwards 2020-09-0127 min

Teen GabEpisode 6- Video GamesWe're back and better than ever! In this episode we interview Niall Edwards from Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up and Playstation Employee Josh Aeria about video games. Make sure to share this episode with a friend! Talking points: Animal Crossing, Teen Socialization, Online Chat rooms, and Female Stigma. Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up can be found at this link: https://linktr.ee/emteo Find out more about us or send a voice message at: https://anchor.fm/teengabpodcast --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.f...2020-08-2337 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#23 - Kanye's Emoji'sWe discuss Kanye West's obsession with emoji's, the movie Knives Out and we wrap it up talking about Bolingoli's jaunt to Spain ruining Celtic's season (plus a bunch more football talk). REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT FIND EMTEO ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @emteopod E-MAIL US STUFF: emteoYT@gmail.com Niall's Twitter: @_nialledwards 2020-08-1852 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#22 - The Podcast Machine (with Ben Axe)Niall and Gideon discuss Rick Rolling and do a full breakdown of Gorillaz new Song Machine series. Plus, we bring back 'Aaah, Scary' featuring guest writer Ben Axe. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT FIND EMTEO ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @emteopod E-MAIL US STUFF: emteoYT@gmail.com Niall's Twitter: @_nialledwards 2020-08-1137 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#21 - The Worst of Quarantine Catch-Up (So Far)i'm eating popcorn. about to go and watch joker with the boys over discord. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your podcast player in that link, just search for us on the app and we'll be there. There's just too many apps to put all the links. You get it. FIND EMTEO ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @emteopod 2020-08-0429 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#20 - The Best of Quarantine Catch-Up (So Far)Niall and Gideon have been kidnapped by Guy Fieri. In order to keep calm, they reminisce about the best moments of the Emteo so far. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your podcast player in that link, just search for us on the app and we'll be there. There's just too many apps to put all the links. You...2020-07-281h 45

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#19 - A Tale of Two PodcastsIt was the best of times, it was the worst of time, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of podcasts. This week, we've formed a rivalry with another podcast, we discuss cows and we briefly talk about Lele Pons' shit movie. Listen to the episode of Paranormal Axetivities that Niall was on: https://www.buzzsprout.com/920299 Listen to the Fame Impala podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fame-impala-podcast/id1505080031 Listen to us probably get bullied but in a funny...2020-07-2023 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#18 - Music, Post-it Notes and Leg CrampNiall rants about a post-it note fiend, Gideon gets leg cramp, we bring back one of our original segments and we shout-out another podcast. Take a look at our website: https://tinyurl.com/emteo-pod The Limitless Possibilities Podcast: https://anchor.fm/limitlesspossibilitiespod/episodes/The-Limitless-Possibilities-Podcast-Episode-1-eflkk5 REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your...2020-07-1338 min

Paranormal AxetivitiesOuija Boards and Ghost Stories with Niall EdwardsSend us a textNiall Edwards from the Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up podcast joins Paranormal Axetivties to talk about some of his experiences with the paranormal side. From a Ouija Board in the woods to a weird sighting in house, Niall has stories to tell!! Also on this episode I talk about my first ever live investigation that took place over the weekend and explain how it all ended. That and more and this episode of Paranormal Axetvities!!Be sure to Subscribe to Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up on your favorite podcasting platform!!!Email the show...2020-07-1344 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#17 - BreadYou wanna hear about bread? Here's a podcast about bread. Take a look at our website: www.tinyurl.com/emteo-pod Dead Men Talk podcast: https://anchor.fm/deadmentalk REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your podcast player in that link, just search for us on the app and we'll be there. There's...2020-07-0632 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#16 - Instagram BiosNiall and Gideon take on this two-person episode as we discuss our favourite comedians, Liverpool and Celtic's respective premier league victories, and we take a delve into Niall's awful former Instagram bios. Comedy We Mentioned: Tim Minchin:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw Randy Feltface: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq_wZE93ZAY James Acaster (Kettering Town Chant): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JCfohAGRQ0 Adam Knox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IGeNqn_4ak Tommy Dassalo (Stand-Up): https://www.youtube...2020-06-2951 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#15 - One Of The WorstWe do a very rushed podcast and talk about sketch ideas. Take a look at our website: www.tinyurl.com/emteo-pod REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your podcast player in that link, just search for us on the app and we'll be there. There's just too many apps to put all the links. You get it.2020-06-2241 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#14 - Pizza and Buses (Pizza Buses)In one of the weirdest episodes of Emteo yet, we talk about a virus-denying pizza place and how shit the local buses are. We also discuss that time Gideon embarrassed us all in a restaurant, Dylan discovers she's been saying her favourite joke wrong the whole time, and Niall tries to tell a story about Seinfield and buying a shirt, before realising it's boring as shit. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Links to the podcast...2020-06-1537 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#13 - Tommy Pterodactyl's International Jurassic Fun Parkright so i wrote out a proper description to this episode that was both informative and funny, and then I accidentally deleted it and look, it's nearly 4am. if you think i'm gonna sit here and re-type all of that again, you're kidding yourself. you think i have the time to do that? my house is getting new wifi fitted tomorrow. i gotta be up early in the morning because of that. if i'm lucky, i might manage to get 4 hours of sleep. and guess what, that's because of you. so yeah, we talk about theme parks in this...2020-06-0830 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#12 - Can We Start 2020 Over Again?In the first pretty much unedited episode, we talk about some classic spooky stories, Anonymous' return, the protests in America and Trump. Just like the last episode, it's a more serious one but we're working on some funnier stuff coming soon! Also, all profit made from this episode will be donated to the protestor bail funds, specifically to this link: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT 2020-06-0631 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#11 - Real Talk (Emteo Gets Political)https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd https://www.change.org/p/mayor-jacob-frey-justice-for-george-floyd Please use the above links to donate to the GoFundMe and Petitions to support George Floyd’s memory and his family and to bring justice to the situation. We as a society have the power to make a change and so in times like these we need to use that power. It’s more important than anything else we could possibly put as a description.2020-05-311h 10

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#10 - Yahoo Answer? I Barely Know HerIT’S THE BIG TENTH EPISODE! DOUBLE DIGITS ASSHOLE! sorry for calling you an asshole I actually really appreciate your support, i was only joking but i feel like i might have gone too far so once again, i'm sorry. Today we play a Yahoo answers based game that we didn't bother coming up with a name for. We also talk about RickRolling, Funerals, and renaming one of our regular segments. Once again, it's a fun time. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Donate to our GoFundMe an...2020-05-2750 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#9 - Spooky Stories And Only Spooky Stories If You Want Anything Other Than Spooky Stories Then Go AwayToday we talk about Spooky Stories, including Resurrection Mary, Mamma Mia and Na-na-na-na-na don't kill me! The peak of my creativity. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Donate to our GoFundMe and help us build our studio: gf.me/u/x23ttg Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your podcast player in that link, just search for us on the app and we'll be there. There's just too man...2020-05-2414 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#8 - Living Forever, The Afterlife and Ferris WheelsDylan couldn't record today so it's just Niall and Gideon chatting about whether the after life exists, the consequences of living forever and where the coolest/weirdest place to record a podcast would be. It's a fun time! Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your podcast player in that link, just search for us on the app and we'll be there. There's just too many apps to put all the links. You get it.2020-05-1738 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#7 - You Can Just Ignore This OneEMAIL: emteoyt@gmail.com 2020-05-1301 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#6 - The Perfect DayIn today's episode Niall, Gideon and definitely Dylan draft their perfect day out, but the catch is once someone has claimed something, you can't have that in your day. It's a real fun time. Also, Niall's watched The Inbetweeners, Gideon manages the spooky stories, and Dylan meets and imposter. Kinda like that Spider-Man meme. You know that meme right? Of course you do. memes. SPOILERS BELOW In all seriousness, thank you so much to our friend Tilly for stepping in and helping us rec...2020-05-1049 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#5 - The 33 Best Songs of All Time (Kinda)In this bumper episode, we each go through each others playlist of our 11 favourite songs and try to decide whose got the best music taste. Artists include Tame Impala, Patent Pending, J. Cole, Gorillaz, Kendrick Lamar, Arctic Monkeys, MGMT, Pond and more. So many more. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your podcast player in that link, just search for us on the app and...2020-05-061h 13

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#4 - The Pain GameThis week we play a game called "The Pain Game" in which we try to determine which one of us has experienced the most pain in our life. We also turn on each other and reveal some secrets on how Emteo started. Plus, as always, we discuss three spooky stories and decide which one of them was written by Niall. It's a bloody good time. Get amongst it. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Links to...2020-04-2936 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#3 - Emteo But You're Crying In The Bathroom At A PartyRight, in this episode we talk about 8D audio, weird dreams, Dilruk Jayasinha: Bundle of Joy, Bad Education, Ricky Gervais and, of course, 3 spooky stories. REVIEW THE SHOW ON ITUNES PLEASE, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER ASSUMING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY BAD SHIT Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your podcast player in that link, just search for us on the app and we'll be there. There's just too many apps to put all the links. You get it.2020-04-2627 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#2 - Is This The Spookiest Podcast Ever? (No) + Heater Beater TheoryCHECK OUT THE OOH SPOOKY PODCAST FOR SOME SPOOKY STORIES OH MY GOD SO SPOOKY: https://twitter.com/OoohSpooky Today we talk Tiger King, The Concept of Fire and some more info on the famed Heater Beater! Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your podcast player in that link, just search for us on the app and we'll be there. There's just too many apps to put all the links. You get it.2020-04-2224 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-Up#1 - The Bizarre Story of Heater BeaterWho is Heater Beater? Why did he contact us? These are the questions we try to answer in the first ever episode of Emteo! Links to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/emteo If you don't see your podcast player in that link, just search for us on the app and we'll be there. There's just too many apps to put all the links. You get it.2020-04-1933 min

Emteo: Quarantine Catch-UpEmteo Presents: Quarantine Catch-Up TeaserNiall, Dylan and Gideon are three friends who, like everyone else on the planet right now, have decided to do a podcast. We really hope you enjoy the show and we'll see you on Sunday for the first real episode Niall's Instagram and Twitter: @thenialledwards Dylan's Instagram: @_dylora_the_explorer_2020-04-1504 min