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FantHaasy IslandEpisode 97: Moe Titles, Moe Money (but only a lil bit)2025-01-0433 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 96: Hanging (with) Chad(wick)2024-12-2238 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 95: Damn, Daniel2024-12-1449 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 94: Sundays are for the DADS2024-12-0841 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 93: Island Black Friday = 33% less pod!2024-12-0135 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 92: Clever, Current, Content-rich, Contrived, and Convoluted2024-11-231h 01FantHaasy IslandEpisode 91: The Bell tolls for...me?2024-11-1751 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 90: The only Don that matters2024-11-1043 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 89: Back to pod, back to pod, to prove two dads' teams are touched by god2024-11-0250 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 88: FM(O)L2024-10-2038 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 87: FantHaasy should be fun2024-10-0545 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 86: Scotty DOES know (which offer he's taking)2024-09-2847 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 85: Gato make a short ep2024-09-2139 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 84: in our sleeper era2024-09-1551 minFantHaasy IslandEpsiode 83: season 6's lHaast gHaasp2024-02-0342 minFantHaasy IslandEpsidoe 82: Two (Un)wise Men2023-12-2434 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 81: Sadboiz2023-12-1954 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 80: By any other name...2023-12-0538 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 79: is it time to get Ridder this colludeDTRade?2023-11-181h 13FantHaasy IslandEpisode 78: MPD and El Don talk their DicksOFF2023-11-1250 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 77: BHaashin' solo2023-11-0558 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 76: Gross chat with le gros chat2023-10-3151 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 75: 99 prblms2023-10-2445 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 74: Pete in the middle east2023-10-141h 01FantHaasy IslandEpisode 73: Monsieur Mau5 Return52023-10-0747 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 72: Island Boyz Are So Back!2023-09-3051 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 71: Watch out, suddenly Scotty dHaas know! (about fantasy football)2023-09-2346 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 70: LFLFC2023-09-1653 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 69: NHaas2023-08-3042 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 68.5: Late? Yes. Terrible Takes? Yes.2023-01-0438 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 68: Merry ChristmHaas, ya filthy animals2022-12-2324 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 67: Back from HiatHaas2022-12-1752 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 66: LHaast Man SDanding2022-11-2057 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 65: Daddy's Back2022-11-121h 05FantHaasy IslandEpisode 64: BHaash Bros'n'Sad Bro2022-11-0555 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 63: Scotty H, Picking MHaaschine2022-10-291h 23FantHaasy IslandEpisode 62: Show us your Nick!2022-10-231h 16FantHaasy IslandEpisode 61: The Bone Picker2022-10-151h 10FantHaasy IslandEpisode 60: Chadwick is Backwick2022-10-0859 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 59: Lookin' Good, Feline Good2022-10-0458 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 58: WE GOT MAUS'D2022-09-241h 00FantHaasy IslandEpisode 57: El Don MarHaasthon2022-09-161h 19FantHaasy IslandEpisode 56: Auction MadnHaas2022-09-1050 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 55: Grand F***********g Finale2022-01-0856 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 54: El Don vs. OmicronEl Don is BACK, but so is COVID. Who ya got?2021-12-241h 02FantHaasy IslandEpisode 53: An Episode Is Uploaded Late2021-12-2059 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 52: An Episode Haas No Name2021-12-1156 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 51: Back 2 BHaashing2021-12-0559 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 50: El Don, Back from the BrinkEl Don's silky voice makes up (hopefully) for my ooor audio quality. On the plus side, you only have to hear like 92% of the things I say on this episode.2021-11-201h 03FantHaasy IslandEpisode 49: The ORIGINAL League DadRan long, but it's because we were having so much fun!2021-11-141h 09FantHaasy IslandEpisode 48: The Bone Collector is BackPete, League Dad, is back on the island.2021-11-071h 03FantHaasy IslandEpisode 47: Moez the MHaaster Negotiater2021-10-3053 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 46: Back from HiatHaasThe boys are BACK from an accidental one-week break. Moez is still dodging our requests for comment, so Johnny came into pinch hit. I think I might stop writing these descriptions soon.2021-10-231h 02FantHaasy IslandEpisode 45: S. Crider - League's Most GenerHaas TraderScotty drops by to talk us through the most controversial non-collusion trade in league history? Or is it...? ConspirHaasy sizzle.2021-10-1056 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 44: East Coast BiHaasEl Gato slinks onto the island to discuss his Butker in an episode that has aged like milk. This episode has that prelapsarian sizzle.2021-10-021h 05FantHaasy IslandEpisode 43: You Got MHaas'd!JBN drops by the island to celebrate getting off the W waitlist and re-certify why he is the island's #1 VIP guest: mostly agreeing with dickson and shitting on MPD's team. Little midweek sizzle for the boys.2021-09-2356 minFantHaasy IslandEpsidoe 42: Mr. and Mrs. Nick OrtonNico, KP, and baby Carlo drop by the Island. Posting too late to write a good description sizzle.2021-09-1947 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 41: The Boys Are BACKThe 4th annual kickoff pod gets off to a real new york city start, with genuine sounds of traffic complementing the steady diet of quick takes, wha's'm'names, "um"s, and general first episode sizzle that all should now expect from a season-opening episode.2021-09-111h 01FantHaasy IslandEpisode 40: The CHAMPION Haas ArrivedThe Islanders quickly recap the final two weeks of a season that featured records for BOTH most wins and most losses. So little luck, so much drama. DICKSON IS FINALLY THE CHAMPION sizzle.2021-01-0144 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 39: Gato Love the Return of ReillyReilly is back on the Island to talk through the latest triumph in a season that has seen him land on his feet, both on the virtual gridiron and in the all-important unspoken competition for Best Team Namer. This one's got semi-final sizzle.2020-12-191h 04FantHaasy IslandEpisode 38: The Thrill of Victory and Agony of DefeatEl Don returns to the island, mostly to offer a case study in what makes this stupid hobby and dumb league so incredible, but also to do some playoff and butler bracket previews and continue the upward trajectory of our trivia. This one has that "this is probably my favorite episode ever" sizzle.2020-12-111h 09FantHaasy IslandEpisode 37: The Lame Duck SHaassion BeginsThe islanders are BACK, along with Jmau5, to recap a turbulent couple weeks in the fantHaasy football universe and make the transfer of power official. This episode is here to get you everybody ready for the playoffs?!?! and has that shaken, post-trauma sizzle.2020-12-081h 15FantHaasy IslandEpisode 36: Daddy's BackMoez "Daddy" Poonja makes his first island appearance as an actual daddy, as he joins the MPD in a valiant--and only minimally successful--effort to make this episode about anything than the OutrageHaas (mis)Fortune. This one's got the ultra-rare (and deeply improbable) Taysom-Hill-takes-that-aged-poorly-within-12 hours sizzle.2020-11-201h 07FantHaasy IslandEpisode 35: The Godfather ReturnsEl Don is back LIVE to break down managing the waiver wire from Sao Paulo, preview the playoffs, and strike fear into the hearts of whoever is behind making the schedule for FantHaasy Football with an exploration of his own outrageHaas misfortune. All El Don epsiodes sizzle, enough said.2020-11-1356 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 34: Big Cat is BackThe Gato prowls onto the island to join the boys to break down a fresh batch of names, defend his lampoonable $33 purchase of Nick Mullens, and dive deep into the annals of league history in a very special trivia. This one has that fuck Donald "Total Fucking Loser" Trump sizzle.2020-11-081h 16FantHaasy IslandEpisode 33: Dixie SadcHaast 2020Just the Islanders this time, as Dixie indulges in the annual rite of passage that is the self-indulgent pity party and Michael tries to get a word in edgewise. This one's got a LOT of me talking and a little bit of everything else, including our first ever listener e-mail being read live on air. This one has that "how did this last a whole hour?" sizzle.2020-10-311h 09FantHaasy IslandEpisode 32: Gotta pay the troll tollEverybody's favorite troll/innovator/firebrand drops by the island to talk a little week 6/7 action, play some Haasome trivia, and defend his latest attempt to tear apart the moral fabric of the league. This one has the unique sizzle of friendships being challenged by fantasy football.2020-10-241h 10FantHaasy IslandEpisode 31: The EverlHaasting EpPete takes a extended break from shredding the gnar to join the islanders for 90 minutes of fun ahead of the week 6 slate. This episode's got it all: Wha's'm'name, PWTFDSTOW, and some fantHaastic trivia. Hour and a half of sizzle.2020-10-171h 32FantHaasy IslandEpisode 30: Trades'n'VacaysNico, JMau5, and some other special guests (that we were too afraid to ask to please just be quiet in the background) join the islanders in Palm Springs for a mid-VacHaasion recording session. The sound quality? Poor. The episode quality? Average? This one definitely has that 105-degree, dry desert heat sizzle.2020-10-1349 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 29: Rockridge's FineHaastThese NIMBYs better watch their BYs, because Chadwick's visiting the CeeDee Underbelly in the latest installment of The Island. Wha's'm'name, Power Rankings, and some friendly fire sent Pete's way from our esteemed guest?? Definite all-Oakland edition sizzle for this one.PA - For this wee's audio issue, we've got intermittent vibrations from Dixie's cell phone!! Blame it on a TNF game that was more exciting for the Jets fans in Dixie's life than was expected or appropriate. 2020-10-031h 09FantHaasy IslandEpisode 28: ConspirHaasy IslandThis ones got it all the hits--WHaas'm'name, Pete's Dogshit Trade Offer of the Week, How's Your Butker--and a brand new segment, Dixie's ConspirHaasy of the week, in which Danny joins the islanders to connect some dots. This one has some minor-to-major technical difficulties sizzle, consider yourself warned.2020-09-271h 04FantHaasy IslandEpisode 27: BHaash Bros R Back, Bro.Tyty and Petey join the islanders for a supHaasized episode of the pod. With a healthy mix of classic and brand new segments, the boys break down the auction, week 1, and what has been a fHaast and furiHaas start to the game-within-the-game that is team names in 2020. 75+ minutes of sizzle.2020-09-181h 19FantHaasy IslandEpisode 26: FantHaasy ForecHaast 2020Deep analytics, big data, small bladders are on the docket as DeadMau5 drops by the island for the first guest visit of season 3. Just a quick lil' pre-auction pod running through the 2020 ForecHaast and looking ahead to the big night. Bay area heatwave (literal) sizzle.2020-09-0941 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 25: Season 3 UnmHaaskedThe boys are BACK, baby! And everything is popping this episode, including every "p" and "b" pronounced by the islanders. The start to season 3 sees the lads in pre-season form from an audio quality perspective, but mid-season form from a content quality perspective. Season 3 sizzle.2020-08-1451 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 24: BHaash BrosThe BHaash Bros--Tyler and Petey--drop in (virtually) to beg for mercy in their semi-final matchup with the one true MT1 and talk all things future league scoring, league weekend 2019, and what makes Petey more of a Joey than a Jesse. This one has that...inferior-sound-quality-sizzle.2019-12-1545 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 23: PlayHaasfs?!?The islanders welcome JMau5 back to the (virtual) island to look back at Reddin's redemption and ahead to round 1 of the playoffs/butler bowl, all while awkwardly interrupting and talking over each other even more than one would think possible--even in a google hangout. Short episode sizzle!2019-12-0834 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 22: Annual Dixie DeprHaasion Episode! + MoezThe champ is back in one of the more unhinged episodes to date for the sadder, less successful half of the island. Moez equivocates, Dickson bloviates, and MPD mediates in this low-energy extravaganza. Depression sizzle!2019-11-2347 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 21: The Butler's BackChadwick joins the islanders to talk all things Hamilton, Butler no-show shame, and bear witness to a HUGE announcement from the bHaasyboi. This one has the unique sizzle of Big. Structural. Change.2019-11-161h 01FantHaasy IslandEpisode 20: The DecHaasionThe islanders invite a highly respect special prosecutor onto their shores to pass judgment on the watershed moment in the league's history: its first case of collusion! Also joining the islanders--representing the victims--is El Don. Things don't go all that well. Scandal sizzle.2019-11-0752 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 19: Trade MadnHaasDanny Reddin joins the islanders to talk through (read: listen to me yell about) a few of the week's crazier trades in a pod that has already aged poorly as of this Sunday evening posting. Fun game idea for this episode: count the things I'm overwhelmingly wrong about now that we know how week 7 played out. This one has that "wish I could take it all back" sizzle.2019-10-2152 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 18: Santa Claus PaddlepoundThe boys are BACK! The Islanders check back in on all things FantHaasy with special guest Nico, who sizzles cerebrally in his not-so-triumphant return to the Island.2019-10-111h 03FantHaasy IslandEpisode 17: Gettin' saucey with mau5yTragedy strikes the island (~minute 18), but the boys fight through, thanks to a healthy mix of vintage JMau5 positivity, sancerre, and some very saucey trivia. Be forewarned--this is a saucier sizzle than most.ps - but really though you're going to need to listen in a quiet place and turn the volume up when my audio cuts out.2019-09-211h 06FantHaasy IslandEpisode 16: S. CriderThe league's newest member drops by the island to show off how many first initials of his players he knows (spoiler alert - it's a lot), prove his bears fan bonafides, and lay down the the gauntlet for his inaugural season. This one's got that Scotty sizzle.2019-09-1250 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 15: 2019 Season ForecHaastThe Islanders are BACK, baby! Season 2 of the pod kicks off with the a look at the FantHaasy ForecHaast, a guest appearance from Stevie Licks, and a reminder to please, for the love of God, get to the auction on time. The season of the sizzle is back.2019-09-0259 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 14: Gettin' Ready for NHaashvilleButler meets Master as the islanders break in a new, slightly less hella hip, recording studio to discuss the thrill of victory, agony of defeat, and ground rules for the inaugural butler humiliation exercise. 2019-04-0243 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 13: The LHaast CHaast (this season)The islanders VERY briefly discuss the championship and butler bowl, then spend ~40 minutes quizzing each other about stupidities and oddities from the season that was. Still sizzlin' after all these eps.2019-01-0558 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 12: Who's Your Daddy?Reddin and Chadwick make their much awaited first visits to the island to break down their historic--albeit it for different reasons--2018 seasons, celebrate MPD's equally historic escape from Butler contention, and figure out once and for all which one of them is the superior father. Back to recording in person and back to sizzlin'.2018-12-211h 04FantHaasy IslandEpisode 11: 86.2 - 88.8Niko and Pete drop in for our first ever emergency reaction show and bring about as much fireworks to the island as they did to their historic round 1 matchup. JMau5's disappointment at not hearing more heartbreak is matched only by Lola's disappointment that Pete's season marches on. Emergensizzle.2018-12-1121 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 10: The Lost Week 13 TapeIt's finally here--and the only thing less impressive than the ~6 full days it took me to get this pod edited and uploaded is the sound quality! I PROMISE that the delay was not a secret design to keep Pete Becker's resistance off my airwaves...So take a trip back through time to savor every moment we refer to MPD's "Chadwick bye", each signature google hangout mini-echo, and the 2-3 times Tyler's energy level surpasses the Reilly threshold.2018-12-051h 00FantHaasy IslandEpisode 9: Moez Daddy Mo ANALyticsThe league leader drops by the island to give the islanders a pointer or two, go spelunking into the deepest of analytics, and get some exciting birthday cake ideas from Miko Grimes. Always sizzle, never fizzle.2018-11-1656 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 8: Treading Poorly in the HaaschkaNico joins the islanders to re-open old wounds, drop some bold predictions, and write yet another chapter in Fitzgate. Too much sizzle to keep it under an hour. Sorry not sorry.2018-11-111h 04FantHaasy IslandEpisode 7: Boo-tkers'n'Boo-tlersThe QB Hoarder himself brings the spooky with his halloween visit to the Island. This sizzler is a little bit of trick and a whole lot of treat, highlighted by a look ahead at this weekend's Boo-tler Bowl preview between Colin and MPD and decidedly lowlighted by Colin's burning man recap. The sizzle is BACK, baby!2018-11-0153 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 6: SadHaasy IslandBroken glass, everywhere! For the first time ever, there's a lady on the Island, with Meeps dropping in to help tell Dixie's tale of woe. Strap yourself in for 35 minutes of sizzlin', self-indulgent sadness!2018-10-2736 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 5: JohnMau5 in the Haa5MPD is BACK, baby, and brought his fave Blake streeter with'em (sorry Pat). JMau5 joins the islanders to update the power rankings, twist the knife in Reilly's side, and battle valliantly through Morty's whining in the background. Aaaaaand yaknow it sizzles.2018-10-1856 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 4: Let the Gato get his pHaas on yaEl Gato Grande drops by the island to recap a week of trades (some good, some unspeakably bad), defend his undying belief in his squad, and force us all to wonder whether we knew there was a bit of an LBJ is gay rumor floating about. WARNING: this episode sizzles like the rest of'em.2018-10-0947 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 3: Touch Don my ButkerEl Don drops by the Island to describe the view from the top, defend his WTFDSTOWs, and spin a few yarns about his adoption of American football, land in Tennessee, and Godfather-inspired travels. Sizzler.2018-09-2947 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 2: Dixie vs. MPD | Who ya got?The Islanders discuss league happenings, Pete's WTFDSTOW (What the fuck? Dog shit trade offer of the week), their upcoming showdown, and the finer points of being losing losers who lose. This listen downright sizzles.2018-09-2247 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 1: WHaast's in a name?Dixie staves off a breakdown as the Island's first ever guest stars break down some week 1 action, give their quickest takes on team names, and try to avoid waking Baby Cal. Another sizzlin' listen.2018-09-1944 minFantHaasy IslandEpisode 0: How is Your Butker?Pre-auction, pre-week1, pre-problems! In this episode, the lads react to the FantHaasy ForecHaast, discuss auction predictions, and play a little trivia, all while struggling to find their way in a new medium. Sizzlin' listen.2018-09-0149 min