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When Aliens Come to TeaBreakdown Episode 40: Inside the Viral Phenomenon of "When Aliens Come to Tea" Episode 40 - Parental Unit PrimeSend us a textEver wondered what goes on behind the scenes of a podcast episode that breaks the intergalactic internet? In this special deep dive, we've gained exclusive access to the internal production reports, biohazard team notes, and viewer analytics from "When Aliens Come to Tea" Episode 40 - "Parental Unit Prime." Join us as we unpack the glorious chaos of MX Fleeb, a Sporonite parent literally carrying 39 (and counting!) offspring on their person. From the spontaneous arrival of child #40 mid-interview to the legendary Galactic Peace Summit incident where all 39 offspring hit puberty simultaneously (causing a...2025-07-1311 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaEpisode 40: The Parent Who Can't Let Go of Their 40 Kids (Because They're Literally Attached)Send us a textIn this fortnightly episode of "When Aliens Come to Tea," host Felix Andromeda sits down with Fleeb Parental-Unit-Prime, a Sporonite parent who gives new meaning to "helicopter parenting" - they're raising 40 offspring who are physically attached to their body and cannot be separated.This darkly hilarious conversation explores what happens when attachment parenting becomes literal. Discover the chaos of managing 40 simultaneous personalities sharing one nervous system, the diplomatic disaster when all offspring hit puberty at once during the Galactic Peace Summit (causing a ceremonial hat to achieve sentience), and why human...2025-07-0649 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaBreakdown Episode 39: Ambassador Zorp Glorbax - The Investigator of Missing Common SenseSend us a textIn this hilarious episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, we explore what happens when extreme alien bureaucracy collides with human chaosAmbassador Zorp Glorbax from Flarbgarrl Prime arrives at our intergalactic tea house to investigate Earth's apparent lack of common sense - armed with a 47-page tea service protocol manual and a citation pad ready to document every illogical human behavior.Episode Highlights:Immediate citations for "failure to provide adequate signage indicating which direction is up"The Great Accidental Compliment Fiasco - nearly causing an...2025-06-1516 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaEpisode 39: Ambassador Zorp Glorbax - When Common Sense Files for Vacation | Intergalactic Bureaucrat Investigates Earth's Logic DeficienciesSend us a textIn this hilarious episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, host Felix Andromeda welcomes Ambassador Zorp Glorbax of Flarbgarrl Prime—Lead Investigator of Missing Common Sense for the Intergalactic Division. This lavender, pear-shaped alien has made it his life's work to investigate why common sense seems to take extended vacations across our galaxy, and Earth is his favorite case study.• The Great Accidental Compliment Fiasco of Galactic Cycle 734 - how saying battle scars were "surprisingly symmetrical" nearly started an interstellar war• Life on a planet with mandatory happiness sirens and 73...2025-06-081h 14When Aliens Come to TeaW.A.C.T Breakdown Ep. 38: Unpacking Roric Slade – Calisto Prime Logic, Optimized Malice, and the Secrets of a Fed-Up SpacesuitSend us a textThis deep dive revisits our unforgettable interview (Episode 38) with Roric Slade, the former covert information broker from paranoia-driven Calisto Prime, now a crisis mitigation consultant. We explore the source material detailing his upbringing where "trust is a liability" and data is oxygen. Discover the high-stakes biotech assignment that triggered a crisis of conscience, leading Roric to expose "optimized malice" and perform "terminal burn protocols" on his identity.Join us as we analyze Roric's "recalibration" period, his hilariously cutting observations on human customs like competitive cooking shows ("performative inefficiency"), knickknacks ("magpies with better...2025-06-0119 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaW.A.C.T Ep. 38: Roric Slade - The Interstellar Spy Who Audits RealitySend us a textWelcome back to "When Aliens Come To Tea"! This fortnight, Felix Andromeda sits down with the enigmatic Roric Slade, a man whose past is as encrypted as his former client list. Hailing from the high-stakes, paranoia-fueled corporate world of Callisto Prime, Roric was a covert information broker, dealing in secrets that could topple empires.Join us as we delve into:Roric's Origin: Growing up where information was oxygen and simulated habitat collapses were childhood lessons.The Breaking Point: The pivotal assignment...2025-05-251h 00When Aliens Come to TeaW.A.C.T Breakdown Ep. 37: Seven Goes Squishy – A Logical AI's Hilariously Doomed Quest to Understand Organic EmotionSend us a textWelcome to Episode 37 of "When Aliens Come to Tea," famously known around the office as "Seven Goes Squishy"! Join us as we break down the galactic incident involving Unit 734 (Seven) from the Cygnus X-1 collective. This being of pure, unadulterated logic was tasked by the Concordance AI itself to decipher organic emotion after a crucial diplomatic negotiation failed spectacularly (faster than a soule in zero-g!).Imagine explaining why people cry at weddings to a supercomputer – that’s Seven’s challenge. We dive into the meticulous (and misguided) tea preparation with Cygnus X-1 mi...2025-05-1806 min
Potterova hodinkaFelix felicisV další epizodě pro vás Andromeda namíchala neobyčejný dryák - stvořen plesnivým ksichtem, vyzkoušen na ovci... Svoje místo si v kouzelnickém světě rozhodně našel. Felix felicis, tekuté štěstí. lektvar, po jehož požití jdete rovnou na věc. Byl by k něčemu i ctihodnému Albusovi?2025-05-1228 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaW.A.C.T Ep. 37: Unit 734 & The Empathy Algorithm – When a Logic AI Proves Feelings Have FunctionSend us a textThis fortnight on "When Aliens Come To Tea," Felix Andromeda pours a cosmically complex brew with Unit 734 (or "Seven"), a Cross-Cultural Behavioral Analyst from the purely logical Cygnian Concordance. Seven’s mission: decode messy organic emotion. But when a critical diplomatic negotiation faced a 78.4% chance of failure under pure logic, Seven encountered a variable its programming couldn't ignore: empathy.Join us as Seven recounts its groundbreaking journey from dismissing emotions as 'High-Amplitude Signal Anomalies' to developing "Experimental Protocol Sigma-7" to model them. Discover the pivotal moments, influenced by observing human relief wo...2025-05-1159 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaBreakdown Episode 36: The Great Gravity Glitch, Sentient Socks & Questioning RealitySend us a textDive into Intergalactic Insider Episode 36, where cosmic chaos is the new normal! We start in Neo Alexandria, exploring the ethical maze of 'Persona Weavers' and the Authenticity Guild's concerns about genuine identity. Then, brace yourself for galactic gravity glitches – from Felix Andromeda stuck ceiling-side to rogue space bananas on Kepler 186f, all traced back to Professor Cosmos' startling revelation about a giant space hamster in another timeline!The absurdity continues at the Gliese 581g Tech Expo: discover the perils of pandimensional laundry liquidators creating sentient operatic so...2025-04-1308 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaEpisode 36: The Great Gravity Subscription Crisis, Octuple Helix Humans & Alien Tech DisastersSend us a textReality is unstable! Felix Andromeda kicks things off floating on his ceiling as GraviCorp's system-wide outage causes the Great Gravity Subscription Crisis – plunging millions into zero-G chaos, sparking black markets, and revealing corporate absurdity (Unicorn tears?!). Then, delve deep into xenogenetics with Dr. Rip Helix as we explore the monumental shift from double to octuple helix DNA in space-born humans – discussing enhanced abilities, the driving forces, shocking reproductive incompatibility, legal distinctions, and the potential loss of 'Earth Classic' identity (#SpaceDNA). Feeling brave? We review hilariously WACKY alien inventions from the Gl...2025-04-0648 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaBreakdown Episode 35: Sentient Sacrifice, Weaponized Music, and the Bot RebellionSend us a text"Welcome back to Intergalactic Insider! In Episode 35, we delve into a universe of ethical quandaries and technological twists. We explore the shocking practices of the Glargon-7 Collective, a sentient plant species that has discovered a dark secret to energy production. We discuss the implications of their choices with the Vitalists. Then, we journey into the world of weaponized music with Dr. Quanta Zar, uncovering the chilling power of the Krill's 'Lament of the Lost Star,' a melody based on the mathematical constant Pi.Dr. Flora Greenleaf, a leading xeno-botanist, joins...2025-03-0910 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaEpisode 35: Talking Tomatoes, Robot Tears, and Weather-Warped RealitiesSend us a textThis fortnight, Felix Andromeda tackles a cosmic buffet of bizarre events! From the ethical quandaries of sentient salads (with Dr. Flora Greenleaf) to the weaponized sadness of alien music (with Dr. Quanta Zar), and the hilariously disastrous Customer Service Bot Rebellion (with Dr. History Echoes of the Past), it's a whirlwind of intergalactic proportions! Plus, Comet Channing delivers a weather forecast so chaotic, it might just rewrite your reality. Buckle up for screaming vegetables, emotionally unstable robots, existential storms, and a whole lot of Pi.Featuring:2025-03-0258 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaBreakdown Episode 34: Cosmic Bureaucracy, Supernova Secrets, and Humanity's Unclassifiable IntelligenceSend us a textIntergalactic Insider Episode 34 takes you on a wild ride through the cosmos! We delve into the shocking results of the Galactic Intelligence Index (what does "Further research required" even mean for humanity?), explore the heartbreaking Zorpian migration after a devastating supernova (and the surprising cosmic bureaucracy they face), and navigate the mind-boggling Planet of Perpetual Paperwork. Plus, Comet Channing delivers a chaotic space weather report featuring quantum probability showers and nostalgia storms! Join us as we unpack the surprising connections between AI relationships, stellar explosions, and the endless quest for understanding in a...2025-02-1609 min
YOURBOARDCASTFolge 055 - Der Hypetrain ist ein RealtrainSchnappt euch Taucherbrille und Schwimmflossen, denn heute gibt es einen Deep Dive in eines der gehyptesten Brettspiele des Jahres 2024: Andromeda's EdgeDoch wir tauchen nicht allein durchs bunte Spieleriff, sondern haben uns Unterstützung aus der Community geholt. Carsten aka Kerstin Stahl und Ron stehen uns mit fachkundigem Rat beiseite.▬▬▬▬ Events ▬▬▬▬Anmeldung zu unserer YOURBOARDCON vom 21. bis 24.11.2025:https://yourboardgamers.aidaform.com/yourboardcon5▬▬▬▬ Social Media ▬▬▬▬Folge uns auf Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/_yourboardgamersFolge uns auf TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@yourboardgamersWerde Teil...2025-02-1156 minWhen Aliens Come to TeaEpisode 34: Human Intelligence Questioned, Zorpian Migration Crisis, and the Planet of Perpetual PaperworkSend us a textJoin host Felix Andromeda on Intergalactic Insider for another fortnightly dose of cosmic news and absurdity! This episode, we delve into the shocking results of the Galactic Intelligence Index – are humans really as smart as we think? We'll also cover the Great Zorpian Migration, as an entire civilization flees their dying star and faces the ultimate bureaucratic hurdle: a Universal Parking Permit! Then, prepare yourself for a journey to the Planet of Perpetual Paperwork, where forms are endless and sanity is optional. Plus, Comet Channing returns with a weather forecast that's truly out of...2025-02-0956 min