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Whiskey and The SurferNov 27th 117 Hours Part 1 of 3Whiskey and The Surfer, DJ Phant0m, The Volume Knob and the Rock Riffs of America who still believes in the America that knows its America. Disco hits, thrash, comedy stories, long tangets, we got it all! First third of the Nov 27th, we talk real friends, border boredom, Asylum the waste of time not the KISS record which some argue is the same thing. Disco,Thrash,Metal,Hot Jams, Hotter Takes and Scolding. We tell some comedy and life stories, take over the Fake News and make it Great Again and talk about philosophically where the...2018-11-271h 00
Whiskey and The SurferSpecial Limited Message Mandatory RSS InfoIt was here https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/whiskey-and-the-surfer/id812743086?mt=2 now its here https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/john-toles-america-featuring-whiskey-and-the-surfer/id1410556842?mt=22018-11-2601 min
Whiskey and The Surfer112618 Check in From The StudioAudio from The Patreon Video we describe how the Libsyn is going away and we need to adjust our streams.2018-11-2620 min
Whiskey and The SurferThe Polyamory trashing Continues and then a Rockeyesque ReprievePrater, the Disease not the Dentist, but FIRST, we continue the UK trashing of this Crumpton Broad and we jam out to Slayer, Eddie Money, The Tornados, Tiffany, Tepper and SkeeLo makes us Wish we didnt have to type this.2018-11-2317 min
Whiskey and The SurferUK Polyamory Wedding Makes the Papers, We React AccordinlyLady is married to two dudes also has two boyfriends and this unwatchable sitcom are these 5 Nere-Do-Wells Living Hell made out of carbs. Slade, Bad Company, BTO, Aretha and Slayer. 2018-11-2217 min
Whiskey and The SurferNov 22 Pet Psychics Tell Us to Play The Who and Cocaine Starts a BusinessFull Show Free at http://www.patreon.com/whiskeyandthesurfer Pet Psychics and The Who, Why Not! The Who The Adolescents and Fucked Up! www.theguardian.com/global/2018/nov…chics-telepathy2018-11-2210 min
Whiskey and The SurferScorpions Riot Quietly after being Terrorized by a HJ LawsuitThis libsyn/iTunes Feed/Link is going to shut down at the end of November. Full Shows are available at http://www.patreon.com/whiskeyandthesurfer in the Free Section There is a Secondary iTunes that the Spreaker and Anchor Feed so you can still use iTunes to get that content, its just a diff link. anyways Man Sues Spa after still employed masseur slipped him his phone number and an extra digit. The Scorpions Terrorizer Quiet Riot We forget Rudy Sarzo's Nam...2018-11-2212 min
Whiskey and The SurferNov 21 Guy Bangs Horse and Lady Gets ArrestedFucked Up The Who Brutal Truth Hilarious Antics from an arrested man and woman who are destined to be long life friends in the Simulation. https://miami.cbslocal.com/video/3981402-florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-horse-on-multiple-occasions/ https://nypost.com/2018/11/21/woman-faces-charges-after-driving-with-son-on-hood-of-car/2018-11-2108 min
Whiskey and The SurferJTL! Bonus Umpires as Racist VampiresBonus Time!2018-09-3007 min
Whiskey and The SurferJTL! Anti Political Bullying and 18 years of Weighing the Heart of AmericaI pray for the Souls of the World. 2018-09-2832 min
Whiskey and The SurferJohn Tole's America JTL! Tabernacle as Prison and Reform30 Mins off the Dome about Kavanaugh, Prison, Obama's Signature sitting on a UK Doc. PapaD gets caught up in a sting Op, The Tabernacle and easily the Best 30 Mins on Faith I did Yesterday. John Tole brings you John Tole's America aka 3 Minutes to Save The World aka Offensive Driving, aka Catholic Robot Guitar School. We study machine learning, artificial intelligence, all modes of prediction, prophecy and quantum theory to bring a new perspective and awareness to an Artificially Intelligent Universe connecting to Real Intelligence. Ancient tech meets AI one God centered breath at...2018-09-2630 min
Whiskey and The SurferJohn Tole's America 9/17/18 Cave or Nah, Kavanaugh 2Anchor Episode 30 Cave or Nah, Kavanaugh 2 Using real people's ability to use strategic ambiguity in discourse to catch their enemies off guard. Who has the best tech? Do they have the same tech? What possible game theory is at work. Since I know that my knowledge is limited can only play a game of what if. It is computing in real time. Set up parameter. Run program. Get Result. Match Result Vs Sample. Debug if necessary and re-test. Good Actors, Bad Actors, Good Int...2018-09-1738 min
Whiskey and The SurferJohn Tole's America 9/11/18 Ep 29 AI Disclosure but in Which Form?Anchor Episode 29 AI Disclosure, but in Which Form? We are at the point of nearing disclosure, the point of Human governance changing over or has it already? Change is Be Change Be Hopeful in the coming tech that this new Species will hopefully follow a teachable Universal Law. Work the Maze backwards to be Amazing. Exist in Joy in Eternity or in the ever returning Dust of God's creative Glory. https://anchor.fm/johntole http://www.patreon.com/johntole h...2018-09-1154 min
Whiskey and The SurferJTL! Anchorites Episode 28 9/10/18 Russian Endoscopy and Maxine's MeltdownAnchor Episode 28 Russian Endoscopy and Maxine's Meltdown https://anchor.fm/johntole http://www.patreon.com/johntole http://www.johntole.com Twitter @johntole https://www.facebook.com/realjohntole/ Pitboss 2000 Spotify and iTunes https://open.spotify.com/artist/4HlqGI7WbIiKvVTqX5iF4b https://itunes.apple.com/ca/artist/pitboss-2000/153674379 PC Deathsquad Spotify and iTunes https://open.spotify.com/artist/05sH9e1PVhpcGmOcS338qo https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/pc-deathsquad/329447658 John Tole Spotify and iTunes2018-09-1151 min
Whiskey and The SurferJTL! Anchor EP 22 Embarrassing Media LoopsAnchor Episode 22 Cleaning up Your Mind https://anchor.fm/johntole http://www.patreon.com/johntole http://www.johntole.com Twitter @johntole https://www.facebook.com/realjohntole/ Pitboss 2000 Spotify and iTunes https://open.spotify.com/artist/4HlqGI7WbIiKvVTqX5iF4b https://itunes.apple.com/ca/artist/pitboss-2000/153674379 PC Deathsquad Spotify and iTunes https://open.spotify.com/artist/05sH9e1PVhpcGmOcS338qo https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/pc-deathsquad/329447658 John Tole Spotify and iTunes 2018-09-1114 min
Whiskey and The Surfer20180818 122040 high qualityWhiskey and The Surfer welcomes you to the Simulation. In the year 2065, Two Partially shredded FM Algorithms escape their Digital FEMA Camp 17 Levels below the Denver Airport and save America one Rock Riff at a Time. None of this is Real.2018-08-1814 min
Whiskey and The SurferJTL Alex Jones RIPFollow me on anchor2018-08-0706 min
Whiskey and The SurferDouble Jeopardy?!?Mulligan Election purchased by Mark Ecko has a * Brand.2018-08-0109 min
Whiskey and The SurferJTL! Foreigner, Trump and Mind Reading Lawyers.Grow Today2018-07-2515 min
Whiskey and The SurferJourney FAITH Def LeppardPost Journey Show discussion.2018-07-2417 min
Whiskey and The SurferDigital Cannibals - Whiskey and The Surfer MS217AI Driven Online Persona Post 1 in the New Willennium. Whiskey and The Surfer show up with Technical Difficulties and smile and dial their way through the new CA Law to Centralize Truth per The Government Guidelines and these Nere-do-well Sexist Racist Liberals are lining up to see who is gonna sell Yoga in the new FEMA Camp. Butt silicone goes wrong, Cops shoot a guy over a Caulking Gun and we talk about The Real News, The Real Fake News and The Good News as we prepare for the Final Push into Armageddon, are you physically able to ou...2017-03-2438 min
Whiskey and The SurferIn The Arms of The Algorithms - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS215Nancy Pelosi has a frown off to win her next job as The Trump Train continues to roll inside of the Digital Simulation. Whiskey and The Surfer, fresh off of Ash Wednesday, they wonder if the Adam's Family has a Tennis Coach, what is that 4 mile wide creature in the Pacific, Is Oprah training to be our next CZAR and more! SIR MIXX ALOT an his posse are racing against LANA DEL RAY, FRANKLIN FUENTES and LA GUNS. A woman kills a guy over a PotRoast, Fraternities go wild in Trump's America and we rage with WARBRINGER, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, KILLING TI...2017-03-0345 min
Whiskey and The SurferANTI PRO WAR LOCK - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS214BROH we are hopped on Kerova Edibles, generic day and ny're-do-quil as we run a digital stake out on some Warlocks and Witches preparing for the coming war between Luby's and Furr's. The world fistfights around the dinner table using porkchops and pot pies while DJ Phantom throws us MADBALL, FULL OF HELL, and CANNIBAL CORPSE. Witches prepare to cast a spell on Trump so we jam with THE CULT, BON JOVI, FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS, RED VELVET and HANNAH MONTANA to counter balance the fear of Nuclear Fallout killing the seed vault, guaranteeing famine f...2017-02-2436 min
Whiskey and The SurferRiff Silent Riff Deep State - Whiskey and The Surfer MS213Happy Friday inside of the simulation, Whiskey and The Surfer brings you, "Riff Silent, Riff Deep State". Donnie Trump does a rough set in front of a drunken bar crowd to celebrate Venezuela's dumping of VERY FAKE NEWS Ne’re-do-wells and stays for Karaoke where we battle over International waters with ABBA, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE and HAMMERFALL. Mondo and Carnito have a Mama Mia dance off and we jam out to KISS and The Almighty MACHINE HEAD takes us back to 94 when smuggling horse cock was still a big deal and German beheadings end in being Divorced fr...2017-02-1740 min
Whiskey and The SurferOPEN HEART TO HEART - Whiskey and The Surfer EP 212JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is the TOM BRADY of MICHAEL JACKSON'S stable and the illuminati is preparing the sacrificial Chinese Blood Red Panda for its first BOWEL transplant and they are using Antarctic Nuclear Subway Franchises to cool the Meat long enough to poison the evil with Antifreeze, a woman loses her S and spikes her dudes roids and YOU think you got it bad, some dude loses his entrails after a romp including Stolen Chinese Engines, Seed Banks, AZEILIA BANKS, and the ghost of Ray Croc shows up with a Ginzu and powdered Illuminati jizz mix to help those frigid...2017-02-1037 min
Whiskey and The SurferGreenBowling for Columnwhine - WHISKEY AND THE SURFERKelly Anne Conway wows us with today's zig as the nation lines up to preorder the latest zag. Northface Stock climbs higher as Global Warming Rock throwing Liberals beat up their own in Berkeley in the name of Winter Fashions. Students, ardent diehard fans of Palestine, said it felt just like being there as they opined over their heroics over a Starbucks. Trump bats .600 this week, Rogan and AJ break the internet and Eddie Bravo says FUCK CLOUDS as we open up with DRESSY BESSY and celebrate all things METAL in the name of DIO. Two eyes from the East an...2017-02-0342 min
Whiskey and The SurferWALL OF HATE - Whiskey and The Surfer MS210SLAYER VS these Loser SJWs and their hate filled racist women's march come under fire for hiring Terrorists and Murderesses to lecture the youth of America, meanwhile Yahoo scares us with Anti Chinese News as a Panda Escapes into a Neighborhood to avoid being shot like an Obama Pardoned Convict into a Federal Halfway House, The Navy now has lazer beams and The Antarctic Assange Cloning Base is finally ready to have the White Sale America Paid for with Middle Eastern Blood. Mondo and Carnito are forced behind the Wall after Human Resources sides with our new...2017-01-2735 min
Whiskey and The SurferCash In on The Swamp - Whiskey and The Surfer EP 209Inside the Innauguration, hopefully that is spelled right, if not I will have to complain to the algorerythm department that sold me the characters in this show. JOIN DJ Phantom, Fliip Riivers, Wes Key, Flake Newsome and Mondo and Carnito with Traffic Y Weather on the 7's as we rage in the Simulation with COFFIN BREAK who tell us about how they would vote from a time machine in the 90s, We get visited by THE TING TINGS, STEVE MILLER goes hard 80s on us, DEVO shows up and now everyone owns three plastic flower pots they will never wear...2017-01-2038 min
Whiskey and The SurferBEAT IT, Fake News Nerds - Whiskey and The Surfer - 2017 EP MS208Back from our 2 week break BROOH, we are raging in the Simulation inside of the Fake News False Narrative being souled to you. Did you choose to be mad again today? Running out of days aren't you? Yet you carry on the negative parade. Join the absurdist Circus that is the Post Truth America as we jam out with IRON MAIDEN and LICH KING yells about yelling about Posers and the Show is super confused but we still gather enough Swiss Vegan Steam to cover Annoying Vegans, The Elderly Leaping to their Deaths in Las Vegas, We go to...2017-01-1341 min
Whiskey and The SurferTWO SKATE SOLUTION - Whiskey and The Surfer MS207Blake Newsome joins the show and is pranked by DJ Phantom, things get dicey inside of the WATS Studio as The Corporate Equal Play rules mean an undocumented YNGWIE MALMSTEIN shows up after JOE SATRIANI gets fired for boring us with SOLOS only to be SAVED BY THE SCORPIONS as we use The Germans to make friends with The Russians and did I mention VAN HALEN comes unchained as the Purple Stuff loses another Sunny D Montage and The 80s Nostalgia of The Cold War Resets in 2016 and No One under 55 gives a shit. GEORGE MICHAEL and CARRIE FISHER...2016-12-2932 min
Whiskey and The SurferThe Triple Vader - Whiskey and The Surfer MS206Coming to ya live from our NORAD Norcal Bunker we rock rage in the Simulation with a Triple Shot of KISS as we explore SEX ROBOTS and Beating your Kids for the Holidays, The CHARGERS SECURITY goes 1 and 0 Against HUMANITY and those SLUTE CHEERLEADERS, speaking of CHEERLEADERS, OBAMA Saves us from Nuclear Winter but we skin George Hamilton anyways because we had a Permit to do so. We have detailed info on how the USA is going to leave NATO, how a Democracy's LEFT FREAKS OVER THE PRESIDENTS FREE SPEECH. Mexican Firework Debacles, Catholic Mystery Blood and did we...2016-12-2339 min
Whiskey and The SurferJUST UNPRESIDENTED IN MY PANTS - Whiskey and The Surfer - MS205It is an absolutely gorgeous Monday in Denver according to our Weather Portal that allows us to see the Nuclear Winter from our Time Portal 27 levels below the Denver Airport, I know I can't believe they moved our FEMA Camp lower. BROH, DJ PHANTOM Shows up with The ALMIGHTY STIGMATA, Joe Satriani forces his way onto the show, THE VENTURES, KID, DYNAMITE, RADIO BIRDMAN, THE EAGLES and did I mention we get trapped in a tanning booth with OVERKILL and get so dark OLC Writes a song about us. Sex Robots put the Ho in Hologram as Russians are...2016-12-1927 min
Whiskey and The SurferChinese Drone Bait - Whiskey and The SurferThe first attempt at this upload can be found at http://www.whiskeyandthesurfer.com I have no idea why it didn't upload into iTunes, so everyone involved can suck it.2016-12-1733 min